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Phil.
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♪
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Phil.
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♪
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Oh, lovely.
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Phil.
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Ah, Private.
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So good of you to join me for tea.
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One lump or two?
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One, please.
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Ow!
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Yo, a little help.
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Here you go, fellas.
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From downtown.
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I call the little bird for our team.
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No, no, no.
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We get the little bird.
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You can have Sir Teatime Fancy-Pants.
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First of all, I do not wear
pants, fancy or otherwise.
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Second of all, I am not interested
in playing your idiotic game.
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Third of all, how could you
not want me on your team?
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Probably 'cause he figures you stink.
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Oh, I'm not the one who stinks!
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I suggest you point your nose
in the direction of the simian
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who roots through trash and
wallows in filth all day long.
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That, sir, is who stinks!
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I think he's talking about you.
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I am talking about Phil!
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(Sniffing)
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Uh, Mason, perhaps you need a moment.
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Yes.
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Perhaps I do.
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Ah!
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Grr!
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That does it!
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Phil, I refuse to clean up
after you from henceforth.
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Oh!
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(Shouting incoherently)
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Mmm.
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Something feels... off.
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Kowalski, analysis.
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Skipper, if my calculations
are correct, we have a guest.
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Oh, you really should
sanitize your work surface.
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Private, shields up.
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What in peeled potatoes is going on?
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Mason kind of wigged out a little.
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Wigged out?
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How?
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Huh?
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Stuff happens.
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So why is he here?
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Well, Phil's a bit of a slobby
bobby, and it's getting
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to Mason, if you know what I mean.
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Hmm.
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So you think the chimp has been
pushed from ordinary neatnick
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to compulsive cuckoo bird?
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Yes, that's it.
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Perhaps a short stay here would
be just the break he needs.
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Wow, that's exactly
what I was thinking.
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Shields down.
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I heard every word of that.
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Can you hear me now?
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Clear as crystal.
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Really?
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How about now?
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Yes.
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How about now?
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Yes.
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How about now?
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Yes.
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How about now?
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Yes, like a bell.
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Well, you're in luck,
simian neighbour.
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You're catching us on cleaning day.
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Did you say cleaning day?
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(Laughing maniacally)
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Please, leave this to the pros.
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For your own safety, step back.
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Preparing to launch
operation squeaky clean.
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Launch.
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♪
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Private.
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Sorry.
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(Giggling)
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Tada!
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How could I have not known that
paradise was but a habitat away?
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So that must have been a pleasant
change of pace, eh, Mason?
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You got to just kick back and
relax and leave the cleaning to
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us.
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Wonderful.
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May we surmise that you are
now rested and ready--
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To move in here?
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Brilliant.
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Uh, I was going to say to move
back to your own habitat.
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This is terrible.
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Mason and Phil are best friends.
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They belong together.
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Gentlemen, Mason is a clean freak
and Phil is a disgusting slob.
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They're yin and yang.
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Maybe we need to just get
them back together and then
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they'll realize how much
they need each other.
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Mm, sounds like a plan.
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Roger that, Skipper.
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At least talk to him.
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Fine, but I really
don't see the point.
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Yes, hello to you as well, Phil.
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I believe an apology is in order.
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What do you mean I don't
have to apologize?
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For being bossy?
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You are the one who should be
apologizing for your infinitely
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inconsiderate-- Hey!
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That is exactly what
I'm talking about.
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Good day, sir.
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Oh dear.
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I think a wonderful way to begin
would be to say something
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positive.
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I am positive that Phil is
disgusting, inconsiderate and
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selfish.
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What did he say?
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No idea.
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Go pound the manners?
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Ooh!
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Tell it like it is, primate.
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You go!
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Let's try some role-playing.
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Pretend I am Phil.
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Well, it's a bit of a
reach, but very well.
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Now pretend I've just made a mess.
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Oh, Phil, another mess
which I must clean up now.
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No, no.
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That is all wrong.
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Ow!
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Oh, oh, I sure do like
a tire swing, oh.
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It's uncanny.
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I know.
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Oh, do me, do me!
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, oh, I sure do
like stinky fish, oh.
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None of this is helping.
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Skipper, let me assure you that
I will be a valuable addition
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to your team.
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You've got commando skills?
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Better.
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I have cleaning skills.
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Well, you're wasting your time here.
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We run a sanitary operation.
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Oh, at last!
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Like I said.
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Right-o.
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(Laughing)
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Can't clean if there's not a mess.
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Can't do it.
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It's nothing, I'm fine.
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Good heavens, do you see that?
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No, nobody move.
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I've got it.
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I'd have sworn there was
nothing there when we passed.
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We don't even eat bananas.
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All right, all right,
everyone get back.
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Come now, move along.
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Show's over.
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Another suspicious mess?
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I'm afraid so, Skipper.
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Worse this time.
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Peanut shells.
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Peanuts?
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Don't look at me.
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I've been here all day.
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What kind of sick mind would
leave messes like this over and
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over?
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I've worked up a profile of a perp.
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I know that face.
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Good evening.
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Oh dear, another mess.
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Shall I get it?
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Excuse me.
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Not yet.
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No, really, I can do it.
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Somewhere in this mess, our
perp left a calling card.
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Might as well have signed his name.
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Fine.
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Mason!
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Why?
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Oh, you wouldn't understand.
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Nobody understands.
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You can't bear not having
someone to clean up after, so
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you made messes for yourself.
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Oh.
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I stand corrected.
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You understand completely.
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You've got a real sickness, chimp-o.
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(Knocking)
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What?
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There's a party at Phil's.
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Wanted me to spread the word.
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Did someone say party?
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Yeah, baby.
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I'm ready to-- (Belching)
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Uh, this is a little, uh,
lowbrow for the King, you know?
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♪
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They're behaving like animals.
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Private, please.
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They're behaving like mammals.
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Let's not lump birds and
reptiles in with this crowd.
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Hoo!
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(Rumbling)
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(Gasping)
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Operation reduce, reuse, recycle.
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Ah!
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Where's Phil?
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Phil!
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Phil!
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Phil!
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Fear not, filth will
not win this game.
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(Groaning)
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Quite welcome, old friend.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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It's cleaning time.
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(Laughing maniacally)
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One lump or two?
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One, please.
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Thank you, Phil.
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He's really turned into
quite the gentleman.
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