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Alright, boys.
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That's enough for this school group.
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Shouldn't we finish the routine?
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Always leave them wanting more.
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The penguin is native to Antarctica.
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Did you know, a group of penguin is called a rookery.
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It's a bird but it doesn't fly.
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Did you know penguins can swim 15 miles an hour?
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Keep an eye on Johnny smart glasses.
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The boy knows too much.
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Not yet.
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I want to know where he gets his intel.
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Did you know the only way to tell boy penguins
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from girl penguins is a DNA test, huh?
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Nevermind, boys.
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The kid is off his wing nut.
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Like we need some dna test
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to tell us we're 100% antarctic macho.
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Listen, kid.
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All I know is we've got three males and a female.
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The birds know which is which?
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Loogie hocking.
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That's how a real man gives a DNA sample.
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Am I right?
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That's Alice, she doesn't know what she's talking about.
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Clearly.
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But don't worry.
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This DNA analyzer will establish once and for all
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our macho manly man machismo.
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Plus.
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That's a male result for Rico.
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Plus.
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Private is a male too.
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I am also a plus.
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Obviously.
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And a big old plus sign for me.
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Well, that's that.
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What?
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You have never seen a plus sign so large and manly?
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How about... that local sports team?
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Stand down, Kowalski.
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Let me...
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No, Skipper.
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Get off, ???
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Minus?
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Skipper...
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It appears, Alice was right.
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We do have one female and...
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It's you.
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Sorry.
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No.
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Wrong.
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Double wrong.
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Wrong infinity. There's no way I'm a female.
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Alright, what you're experiencing are the five stages of grief.
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Right now you're in stage one: denial.
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I am not.
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All I'm saying is your stupid machine is wrong.
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Well, it's based on scientific
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And science is wrong.
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And you're wrong.
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Everybody is wrong but me.
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I demand a different test.
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I'm not sure it's going to be as accurate as
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Just do it, man.
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Take your time, Skipper.
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There's no right or... wrong answer.
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Madam?
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Lies!
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I see we're in stage two, anger.
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Next we should see bargaining.
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Private.
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How's about we trade DNA results? Come on.
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Skipper, I don't think that's help.
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Depression.
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My life is over.
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It's over.
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It's over, over, over.
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And finally acceptance.
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Well, I guess you have to play the hand you're dealt.
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Rico, hit me with a pretty pink bow.
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Let's move out, gentlemen.
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But... you're
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Sure.
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We moved past that, Kowalski.
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This doesn't change a thing about our operation.
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Now come on.
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We have a full mission schedule.
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All right.
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We'll start with an easy one.
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Massive simian hair clog in a chimp habitat drainage system.
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Rico, demolition.
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Recover stolen zoovenirs shop merchandise from sewer rats.
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Check.
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Now a hasty escape and
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Skipper, what are you doing?
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Come on.
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Lady, door.
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What, is chivalry dead?
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What's the holdup?
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Hang in there, Skipper.
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I'm sure the zoo must have a ladies room somewhere.
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I just never really paid attention before.
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You know, we can just stop and ask for directions.
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What is happening to me?
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Curse you, DNA!
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Maurice.
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Why is that penguin wearing a pretty pink bow on his head
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and shouting at the sky spirits?
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And also I have a follow-up,
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How come I don't have a pretty pink bow?
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Okay I am bored for a question already
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like where is my smoothe?
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It's coming, your hinest.
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Looks like we just got to give the blender a second to warm up and...
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The second is too slow.
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Okay, not working.
Let us move to plan H.
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Don't you mean plan B?
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No-no, plans b through g are much too ridiculously dangerous.
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Plan H...
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Is that Mort goes down to the under the ground electrically power cables
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and doesn't come out until the smoothe machine works again.
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I like plan H.
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Good, Mort.
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Now start pulling things out of other things
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and put them into new things.
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I'm sure it will work itself out.
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Okay.
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In light of...
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events.
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I feel I can no longer serve in this unit.
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Well, I don't...
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No...
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Yes, actually, probably, sure.
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Ya.
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But, Skipper, where will you go?
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On an epic quest, old friend.
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I'm walking out of here a confused,
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naive little girl.
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And I'm not coming back until I've learned to be a real woman.
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So I think we start with the basic princess theory
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Then after that fine art of eyelash batting.
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I'm sorry.
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You're a girl?
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Open your mind, sister. I'm here for help.
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Being a girl...
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which... I guess... you are...
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Exactly.
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Exactly I need you to teach me all the girly stuff
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You know, like makeovers and poodle skirts.
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That's your idea of girl stuff?
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What?
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It's more about lip gloss these days?
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Big problemo, sister, I got no lips.
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Skipper, if you're girl, then...
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girl stuff is...
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whatever you like doing.
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If you're in to the commando thing being a girl doesn't change that.
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Of course not.
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It just means now I'm not good at it.
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Now, pass me some chiffon, dollface.
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I got a hankering to sew me some curtains.
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Shouldn't you be looking into that?
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Land sakes, no.
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That sounded dangerous.
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How about we stay here and gossip about boys.
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Hey, that's no way to treat a lady.
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Save the king!
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The others are optional.
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Oh, sparkly.
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Those are live electrical wires.
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5000 bolts of sheer mortal danger.
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Hang on, your majesty.
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Oh, now how is that even possible?
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Those lemurs are in trouble and there is no one else here to save them.
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So, what are you going to do about it, girlfriend?
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I... I should, but...
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girl... cant...
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It's all right, ladies.
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We have got this one
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Oh, well, if the boys are already taking care of it...
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Come on sister, let's make pink lemonade.
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They will be thirsty after a good rescue.
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Wait.
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What if Marlene's angry face is right?
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Those lemurs need an organized rescue team.
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And the team needs a Skipper.
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Maybe... Just maybe...
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Don't worry, girls.
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Everything is still under control.
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Friends in trouble,
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danger growing,
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commando mojo returning.
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My butt frying.
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Come on, Skipper, you can still do this.
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It's time to show those guys
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what girls are really made of.
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Pretty pink bow.
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there is something... different about that one.
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That... That was...
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One hundred percent girl awesome!
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You know what, it really was!
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Up high, sister.
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Eh, skipper.
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We don't quite know how to say this, but, wel...
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even as a female you're still the machoest manly man I know.
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I would be honored to take orders from a girl.
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The honor is all mine, boys.
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Okay, very touching.
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But none of this fixes my smoothe maker.
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Why are you so powerless?
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Powerless, uh?
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Something must have overloaded the circuit.
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What could have drawn so much electricity that
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Of course.
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A blown fuse.
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Well, let's just swap that out and...
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Just as I suspected.
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The DNA analyzer was a power hog.
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I knew I shouldn't have included the optional beak shiner.
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Skipper, look.
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The female minus was really an unfinished male plus.
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What violence and mayhem.
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I'm a real boy after all.
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Yes!
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Well done, yes.
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Alright, alright.
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Thank you.
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But I would like to think we've all learned a valuable lesson today.
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Boy, girl...
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All that really matters is...
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how well you use a pink bow whip in a crisis situation.
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Oh wait. It's I don't think that was really the lesson, I...
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But how could Alice have been so wrong about there being a girl penguin?
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Ah, she's a mammal.
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Everyone knows they are all morons.
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What!
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We'll work on that one tomorrow.
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