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♪ MVA ♪
♪ MVA ♪
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♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪
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♪ It's us vs. them ♪
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♪ Foe vs. friend ♪
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♪ Brain vs. B.O.B. ♪
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♪ It's a super-freaky job ♪
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Oh, yeah, it's freaky.
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♪ MVA ♪
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♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪
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♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪
[cackles]
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♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪
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♪ MVA ♪
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1x13 - Vornicarn
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[Dramatic music]
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[Gasps]
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[Grunting]
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Cannonball!
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[Groans]
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Ugh!
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Ice, my old enemy.
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Shall I help liberate
your frozen posterior?
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Yeah, that'd be
awesome if you could...
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Aah!
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No more helping.
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[Device beeps]
Field unit to mission control.
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We are en route to the
site and awaiting orders.
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That's a roger copy that
alpha tango zulu bravo bravo
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bogey incoming over and out
smokey niner on your tail
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good buddy microphone
microphone, check one check.
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Is there any chance we
could talk to somebody else?
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Sorry, B.O.B. is
kind of super excited
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- about this mission control thing.
- I'm in charge!
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Note the majestic sombrero I'm
wearing. It stands for leadership.
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Yes, it's very becoming.
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Now, do we get to know
what this secret mission is,
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or are we simply hanging off the edge
of an ice shelf for the giggles?
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Antarctica looks chilly. Brrr.
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I'm having cocoa.
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[Slurps]
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Mmm, comfy.
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[Chuckles]
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Attention!
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The following information is top secret.
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Anyone without blue-level
security clearance,
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initiate block-out protocols now.
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[Sighs]
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Bla la la la la la la la la.
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At 0400 hours this morning,
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a Manhattan-sized iceberg
split off the Antarctic coast,
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- leaving a sheer cliff wall behind.
- That's just awful.
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Dr. Cockroach, find that iceberg
and bring it to justice.
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- No sheer cliff wall left behind!
- Forget the iceberg, B.O.B.
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the problem is what's
stuck in the ice wall.
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One unidentified purple pod.
Geoscan can only tell me two things...
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it's been buried in that
ice for over 10,000 years,
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and it ain't from mama Earth.
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Wait, you made us fly all
the way down to butt-frozen
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nowhere just to check
out some old space nugget?
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No, I sent Dr. Cockroach
and Sqweep for that.
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I sent you as payback for
what you did to my toothbrush!
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Uh... I have no idea what you're...
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♪ For a healthy, happy Link, ♪
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♪ brush your scales
each time they stink ♪
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[Continues brushing]
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Both: Ugh.
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[Sniffs]
Ugh.
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Okay, that's tough but fair.
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On our way, General.
[Beep]
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[Device trilling]
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Hmm.
Definitely alien in origin.
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Awesome. So what's
the best way to smash it?
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Rocks, right? They got
any big rocks around here?
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What? This is a major discovery
of an ancient artifact.
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Ancient alien artifact.
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Lesson one: "Alien"
always equals "trouble."
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No offense, kid.
I don't pick the targets.
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- I just drop the truth bombs.
- As a man of science,
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I feel compelled to give this
anomaly a full investigation.
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However, as a proven
alien menace does exist,
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should we really be touching that?
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[Grunts]
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It's cool, Doc. I got this.
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Huh?
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[Dramatic music]
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Well, that's all kinds of weird.
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Aah! My nose!
It got my nose!
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Aah!
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- Intriguing.
- Science settled.
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Smash it! Smash it good!
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[Grunts]
Ow!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Release that nostril, ancient
nosehugging space menace!
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Ugh.
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Aah! Ugh!
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[Grunts]
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Ow! Ow!
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Aah!
[Slow-motion scream]
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Aah!
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[Beeps]
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Aah!
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Yo, mission control,
any ideas on how to...
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Aah! That's incredibly painful!
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- We're working on it!
- I don't know.
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Bla la la la la la la la la la.
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[Groans]
Okay, really helpful, guys.
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Push that button. Faster!
More urgency!
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Now say, "and may the world forgive
us for what we've done this day."
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- Uh, I don't see how that...
- Leadership sombrero. [beeping]
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[Grunting]
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Engage, scientific method.
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Hypothesis: Electric
shock will force release.
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[Electricity zapping]
[Screaming]
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What did I say about helping?
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Whoa! Ugh!
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[Screams]
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You mustn't let it
reach the transport jet!
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- It's our only way home!
- No... ugh! You don't!
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[Grunts]
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[Grunts]
Yeah!
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Eat fist, you snot-sucking...
It's gonna explode, isn't it?
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- Uh, probably.
- Take cover!
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[Grunts]
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- Link, are you all right, man?
- [Groans] Is it gone?
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[Sniffs]
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It appears the explosion vaporized
whatever was in the pod.
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Another alien threat
successfully smashed.
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You're welcome, Earth.
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Nice work, guys.
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Aloha. Aloha. Aloha.
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Careful, buddy.
I think I caught a little head cold.
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Oh, then let me heal you
with the best medicine...
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Laughter.
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- Aah!
- Clear!
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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[Electricity buzzes]
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Whoa.
[Gasps]
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[Electricity buzzes]
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Whatever comes out of that,
totally your turn to fight it.
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Removing leadership sombrero.
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Putting on combat sombrero.
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[Electricity buzzes]
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Va to the voom.
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[Shouts]
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Huh?
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Welcome, my lady, to Earth.
We totally heart aliens.
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But previously you claimed that
all aliens equal trouble, so... Aah!
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Huh?
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Ow!
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Ooh!
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[Sniffs]
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Where? Where is it?
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[Crash]
Where is it hiding?
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[Crash]
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- Where is the...
- Time out!
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Who dare touches
the Spear of Sta'abi?
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Stabby? That's you?
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- Sta...abi.
- Staaabi?
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♪ Sta'abi!
Ah, ah, oh. ♪
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Okay. Good.
And I'm Susan.
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See how we're being less rude now?
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So maybe let's start with
what you're doing on our base.
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I hunt the bloodthirsty
beast called...
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The Vornicarn.
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The Vorni...
What are we talking about?
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- [Scoffs] You are useless.
- Less rude. Less.
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Intercepted transmissions tell me
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you have found a frozen Vornicarn egg.
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Are you referring to a
purplish pod, about yea big?
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[Groans] You, bug-man!
Where is the Vornicarn?
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It is my destiny to...
[Grunts]
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Good news, goldilocks.
I already popped that sucker.
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So you can just relax,
perhaps with a warm,
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choco-beverage and a kissing Link.
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Friendship sombrero!
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You popped the Vornicarn?
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But you have the soft
belly of a farm animal.
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[Laughs]
Farm animal. Moo.
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Uh, Link? Inviting an alien
with poor social skills
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and a glowy spear inside
our top secret base?
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It's called building bridges, Suze.
It's what we do.
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His policy on aliens seems
very inconsistent. Whoa!
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Okay, so it's
chocolate, but it's hot.
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And you drink it.
It's like, "what?"
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Totally gonna love it.
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Aah!
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It's in the building! Save
yourselves after you've saved me!
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[Whimpers]
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Whoa, Coverton, chillax.
This is...
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I know her kind!
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They are savage, pitiless
warriors, not to be trusted.
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See, she hunts even now!
[Sniffs]
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It is impossible!
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This backwards planet is no
challenge for the fierce Vornicarn.
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That's how we do, boo.
12 rounds with a nosehugger,
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and I walk away with
nothing but a head cold.
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Excuse me.
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Ah!
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Okay, who didn't see that
one coming? Let him go.
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Aah!
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Aah!
[Gulps]
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[Grunts]
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[Grunting]
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Oh!
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[Growls]
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Savage, you see.
Look at her, effortlessly fighting
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all four monsters... at once.
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I call that one for my team.
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Aah!
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Are we gonna kiss now?
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[Screaming war cry]
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- What are you...
- Did she just grind pepper in his face?
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Ah, who can explain
the mysteries of love?
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[Breathes deeply]
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Ow!
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[Grunts] Ow!
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Ugh!
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[Sneezes]
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[Growls]
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[All scream]
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Hmm, the Vornicarn.
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[Blows raspberry]
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[Squeals]
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[Groans]
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[Blows raspberry, squeals]
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[Groans]
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[Program trills]
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All right, scary lady. Spill it.
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What exactly are we facing?
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The Vornicarn is a creature
of unbridled destruction.
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Tireless, fast, strong,
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No instinct other than
"destroy, eat, repeat."
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I'm sorry. Could you
repeat that last word?
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- Repeat?
- Yes.
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- Repeat.
- Please.
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- Repeat!
- Just the last word.
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- Hamburger.
- I have no further questions.
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I must hunt the Vornicarn.
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Otherwise, it will be
very bad for your planet.
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Don't be scared. This is Earth.
Link's got this.
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Whoa!
[Groans]
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I appreciate the warning, "Sta'abi."
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But that tiny ball of fury
just landed itself smack-dab
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in the heart of America's
finest alien defense citadel.
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We'll have it contained by...
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It's unstoppable and terrifying!
[Screams]
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Round one to the Vornicarn, but...
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[Crash]
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Words cannot adequately
express the horror
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I am feeling right now!
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Cutting the power? Clever.
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Fortunately, our boys are trained for...
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My training didn't cover this!
256
00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:37,424
[Screaming, crash]
257
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,792
I just peed.
258
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,527
[Sighs] Why?
259
00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:46,166
Human evacuation complete.
260
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,435
Monsters, aliens, you're on your own.
261
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,570
That creature escapes
to the outside world...
262
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:55,175
- It won't, General. Seal us in.
- I know you'll make me proud.
263
00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,709
But if you can't stop it,
264
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,146
well, that's what "emergency
base destruct" is for, right?
265
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,647
- Wait, what?
- Good huntin'!
266
00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:02,649
Bye!
267
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,084
Love you!
268
00:13:06,354 --> 00:13:08,155
Okay, lot of base to cover,
269
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,390
so we're gonna split into
two-person search teams.
270
00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:14,161
Good. I do not trust so
many tiny muscles in a hunt.
271
00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:17,297
- I take the fish-man as partner.
- Oh, yeah!
272
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:18,932
I'll hit the upper levels with Dr. C.
273
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,534
And I feel my intellect would
be most helpful if paired with...
274
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,603
[Groans]
Best friend hug.
275
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,705
Oh, look. Odd man out.
276
00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:30,377
- I guess I'm with Sta'abi too. Yay.
- Just like an alien.
277
00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:32,446
- Hmm.
- What?
278
00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,551
[Clears throat]
Hmm? Hmm.
279
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,326
Whatcha doing?
280
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,827
Tracking?
Looks like you're tracking.
281
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,296
See how I'm sharing your interests?
282
00:13:49,297 --> 00:13:52,599
I'm all about togetherness
and tracking and...
283
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,401
[Grunts]
[Groans]
284
00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:58,671
Hunting skills, casual disregard
for the safety of others.
285
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:04,077
I must say, you're acing
the personality profile, Sta'abi.
286
00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:07,180
Hey, third wheel.
Kind of trying to have some quality time
287
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:11,518
- with the lady here, you mind?
- Just getting to know my fellow alien.
288
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,652
[Chuckles]
289
00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:14,988
Could you state your feelings on humans,
290
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:18,591
on a scale from disposable to delicious?
291
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:22,695
- Say what now?
- Oh, hush. Like you're human.
292
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:28,568
[Beeping]
293
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:33,173
[Rapid beeping]
294
00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:34,707
Yah! Gotcha!
295
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,145
- Well, good for you, missy.
- Henry the janitor?
296
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,546
Aren't you supposed to be evacuated?
297
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,881
Bunch of frilly-drawered malarkey.
298
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,351
The only thing that needs
evacuating around here
299
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,019
is this clogged toilet.
300
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,588
Dang thing won't e...
Aah!
301
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:51,624
[Vornicarn snarling]
302
00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:56,896
Aww, Henry's getting a swirly.
303
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,266
It has to be your call, Mr. President.
304
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,269
You're the only one who can authorize
an emergency base destruct.
305
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,771
- The monsters are still inside?
- Affirmative.
306
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,707
But this "Vornicarn" could get out
and terrorize the entire planet?
307
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,276
That is the moral quandary.
308
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:10,944
I'll understand if you
need some time to...
309
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:12,946
Do I get to press a big
red demolition plunger?
310
00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:17,250
I suppose we could rig up a plunger
if you want to come down here and...
311
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,586
[Groans]
Down there?
312
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:20,887
Why can't I get one up here?
313
00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,589
Uh, I don't really...
314
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,092
Margaret! Have somebody
wire me up a big red plunger.
315
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,494
I'll be in the Lincoln bedroom
watching videos of skateboarders
316
00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:29,396
getting hit in the hoo-hoos.
317
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,198
[Sighs]
Four more years.
318
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:37,337
I have deduced that this is the
vornicarn's likely nesting spot.
319
00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:40,474
- How you figure?
- The creature only recently hatched.
320
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:43,143
Therefore, one must think like a baby.
321
00:15:43,144 --> 00:15:44,811
[Chewing]
322
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,414
[Gulps]
Got it.
323
00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:49,649
Where do you want me to
cry and make a boomer?
324
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,568
I simply mean we
should look for the most
325
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:53,487
warm, soothing environment on this base.
326
00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:55,922
Logically, the kitchen.
[Clattering]
327
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:59,192
We have located the baby.
328
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:00,193
[Growls]
329
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:03,830
That ain't no baby.
Friendship sombrero?
330
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,132
[Chomps, gulps]
331
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,367
[Vornicarn roars]
332
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:08,468
[Phone rings]
333
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,969
Yello?
334
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,639
Aah!
It's gigantic!
335
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,376
- Not a baby, not a baby!
- Hey, guys. It's B.O.B.
336
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:17,744
[Screams]
Oh!
337
00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:21,948
The growth spurt.
Now the hunt truly begins.
338
00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:24,651
Wait, you knew this was coming?
Why didn't you tell anyone?
339
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:27,521
Let us you and me get alone time now.
340
00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:32,859
- I am totally on board with that.
- What? [Screams]
341
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,227
What do you have in mind, baby?
342
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,162
[Groans]
343
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,265
Aah!
344
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,169
Oh, good, Sta'abi.
345
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,437
I think we were probably
smooching or something,
346
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:47,073
and somebody hit me in the
back of the... Wait a minute.
347
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,510
After the growth spurt,
the Vornicarn will be starving.
348
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,245
You're using me as bait?
349
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,014
Ha! He already has a taste
for your nose insides.
350
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,516
[Growls in distance]
351
00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:01,254
This is officially the fifth
worst date I have ever been on.
352
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:05,925
[Screams]
353
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:08,328
Hmm?
Oh, my.
354
00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:12,732
Backstabbing and sacrificing
one of the monsters?
355
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:17,204
Oh, dear Sta'abi,
you just nailed the job application.
356
00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:18,505
[Chuckles]
357
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,607
I can't believe I trusted you
358
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:23,376
and sort of wanted to
write a rap song about you.
359
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,045
Ha, I knew this was a stupid planet.
360
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,449
[Growls]
Yeah, well, lesson relearned.
361
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,551
Alien always equals trouble.
362
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:36,290
- I'm afraid I do not concur.
- What?
363
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,292
Sqweep!
[Vornicarn snarling]
364
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,795
Aah!
365
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,731
- No!
- Aah!
366
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:46,966
Aah!
367
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:49,937
[Grunts]
Hey, buddy.
368
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:54,541
B.O.B., cut me loose, so
I can hug you, you big mug.
369
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,876
- B.O.B., Link, what's going...
- Whoa!
370
00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,713
[Vornicarn snarling]
371
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:04,284
Come no closer, beast.
For you shall face... [Screams]
372
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:16,275
Tongue tag, you're it.
Whoa!
373
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:19,044
[All grunting]
374
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,600
Whoa!
375
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:26,005
[All grunting]
376
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:30,310
Let them go!
377
00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,078
[All grunting]
378
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:35,081
No! The Vornicarn is mine!
379
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,816
Aah!
380
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,455
[Roars]
381
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,457
She's going one-on-one
with that thing?
382
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,293
She will be annihilated.
383
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,227
[Vornicarn growling]
384
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,330
Bad Vornicarn! Heel.
385
00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:51,798
I said, "heel."
386
00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:54,167
[Roars]
387
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,336
Speak.
[Roars]
388
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:59,306
- Good Vornicarn.
- Is she training that thing?
389
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,841
And go only on the papers, Vornicarn.
390
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:05,745
- I'm gonna go with yes.
- Wait, we can go on papers?
391
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:09,316
Hello, porta-potty.
392
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:13,886
Sit, Vornicarn.
Sit. [Vornicarn growls]
393
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:18,858
This... is... not... sitting!
394
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,795
This is the greatest
moment of my presidency.
395
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,630
Margaret, play something inspirational.
396
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,866
[Hip-Hop music]
Aww, yeah.
397
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:29,636
Mr. President, we should
probably check to see if the
398
00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:32,405
monsters had any luck before
exploding our own base.
399
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,741
Too excited. Somebody
give me a countdown!
400
00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:38,745
Start with ten...
No, six. I can't wait!
401
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:44,376
Six, five, four, three, two...
402
00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:45,218
[Explosion]
403
00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:47,354
[Snarling]
404
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,523
What in the...
405
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:54,728
Consider yourself domesticated.
406
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:55,995
[Vornicarn purrs]
407
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:58,765
General Monger, wait.
That's the Vornicarn.
408
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:04,070
- It's like some kind of alien pet to her.
- It's all in my report, sir.
409
00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:06,373
I still get to blow up
the base though, right?
410
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,442
Ow! Darn it, Margaret,
that really stings.
411
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:12,912
I want a debriefing,
and I want it brief, golden girly.
412
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:16,349
The Vornicarn is
galaxy's best hunting beast.
413
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,785
When I learned that one
hatched on your planet,
414
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,453
of course I came at light speed.
415
00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:24,391
And you could not, perhaps, have
told us this from the beginning.
416
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:28,728
But then you would not have
been so whiny cry baby scared.
417
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:32,064
The Vornicarn likes fear.
You cannot fake that.
418
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,602
Yeah, you wouldn't wanna, you
know, be fake about anything.
419
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,070
Wow, that came out bitter.
On purpose.
420
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,340
All right, then.
Unauthorized training activity over.
421
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,811
Time to hitch a light beam
back to "off my planet," pronto.
422
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:48,180
It will be my
pleasure to leave this...
423
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,116
Impossible!
424
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,519
It's a message from
Sta'abi's home world.
425
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,287
She has been ordered to stay on Earth
426
00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,790
by special request of
the galactic council.
427
00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:01,360
How wonderful and unexpected.
428
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,729
[Chuckles]
[beeps]
429
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,431
To place another call
to the galactic council...
430
00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:07,467
[Grunting]
Be quiet.
431
00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:11,571
It will take much training to keep
from turning soft on this planet
432
00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:15,174
of stuck-out bellies and
thumb-sucking Presidents.
433
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,776
Welcome aboard.
434
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:21,047
Do you have any warriors
to spare for carnage practice?
435
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,416
Where's that kid with the red tag?
436
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,486
- Are you quite all right, old friend?
- Mixed feelings.
437
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:29,489
Sure, she's devious and conniving,
and her dog tried to eat me.
438
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:32,692
But I've learned today that
aliens can have good qualities too.
439
00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:33,693
Mm-hmm.
440
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:36,429
Like the way her eyes light up
when she goes berserko.
441
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:39,332
Ooh, la, la.
[Sighs]
442
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:44,036
Victory sombrero.
443
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,244
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