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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,905 --> 00:00:26,329 SO�IA MEA SE �NTOARCE LA �COAL� 2 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:33,840 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 3 00:01:43,308 --> 00:01:47,525 ... fa�ada a fost ref�cut� �n 1560 pe timpul cardinalului Giovanni Gambara. 4 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:49,676 Se poate vedea dup� inscrip�iile de sus. 5 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:53,621 A fost restaurat� complet �i readus� la splendoarea sa original�. 6 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:56,842 Observa�i prezen�a impun�toare a formelor ample ce conduc c�tre intrare... 7 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:01,106 frumuse�ea ornamentelor ce �mpodobesc fa�ada 8 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:04,267 �i sobrietatea liniilor... 9 00:02:08,825 --> 00:02:12,223 Spuneam c� sobrietatea liniilor structurale a edificiului... 10 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:17,712 au ca rezultat alternan�e de goluri �i plinuri... 11 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:20,699 �i care constituie caracteristica dominant�... 12 00:02:20,778 --> 00:02:24,312 S� trecem la clopotni�a construit� �n stil gotic la jum�tatea anilor 300... 13 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:27,643 Magnifica oper� structurat� �n patru etape de dou� tipuri elegante... 14 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,481 ... �nconjurat de o piramid� octogonal�... 15 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:40,645 Geanta ! 16 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,649 - Ce trebuie s� fac ? - Nu �tii ? Smulge-o ! 17 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:53,122 ... care cu clopotele sale chema poporul la recolt�... 18 00:02:53,165 --> 00:02:55,814 ... clopotul, un element antrenant pentru �ntreaga comunitate... 19 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,264 ... �n momentele de bucurie �i cele dramatice... 20 00:02:59,323 --> 00:03:01,637 chiar clopotul era simbolul comunei... 21 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:03,501 simbolul festivit��ii dar �i cel al amenin��rii... 22 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:06,855 prin puterea de implicare a comunit��ii turce... 23 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:10,149 �n 1494, Carol al VIII-lea a ordonat 24 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:14,094 s� sune goarnele armatei sale... 25 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:18,317 Vreau s�-i cump�r ca amintire... �mi spune�i c�t cost� ? 26 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:22,997 �ntoarce-te la locul t�u ! 27 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:26,764 Cum spuneam... Carol al VIII-lea a spus cu arogan��: 28 00:03:26,853 --> 00:03:28,802 Noi vom suna goarnele... 29 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:31,736 Iar Pier Capponi, cu tot orgoliul s�u, r�spunde... 30 00:03:36,831 --> 00:03:40,038 - Bune ! - C�t e�ti de grosolan, Aristide ! 31 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:44,895 Ce am f�cut ? Am spus c� spaghetele �i sucul sunt bune... 32 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:47,190 - Cine era Pier Capponi ? - Cine era ? 33 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:50,323 - Cine era ? - Era... 34 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:54,413 �la care a inventat g�inile f�r� boa�e... 35 00:03:54,509 --> 00:03:57,093 - Vezi c� e�ti un ignorant ! - Eu ? 36 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,404 Da, tu... Nu �tii nici m�car cine era Pier Capponi ! 37 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:03,651 Hai c� �tiu... Avem un disc cu el dincolo... 38 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:07,891 Pier Capponi e �la care c�nta f�r� boa�e... 39 00:04:08,070 --> 00:04:10,577 Ce simpatic... 40 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,323 Ce avem la felul doi ? 41 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,966 Acum ce fac ? Trebuie s�-l m�n�nc ? 42 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:19,037 - �la nu e de m�ncare, e de citit ! - De ce trebuie s� citesc ? 43 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:22,842 - Nu te sim�i ignorant ? - Nu-mi lipse�te nimic ! 44 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:26,035 Te am pe tine, br��ara Cartier, ceas... 45 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,552 toate vacan�ele mergem �n Balneare cu iahtul... 46 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:32,103 - ... c�tig zece tone pe lun�... - Dar nu cu creierul ! 47 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:34,792 Cu prosciutto, salam, mozarella... 48 00:04:34,829 --> 00:04:39,752 �i gr�ul... Da, doamn� ! Eu cu gr�ul fac gr�untele... 49 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:43,364 �i-a pl�cut asta ? 50 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:46,709 E posibil s� nu sim�i nevoia s� te educi, s� cumperi c�r�i ? 51 00:04:46,756 --> 00:04:50,551 - C�r�i ? Am deja una ! - Istoria ca�cavalului de-a lungul secolelor. 52 00:04:51,085 --> 00:04:53,058 Ignorantule ! 53 00:04:53,156 --> 00:04:56,223 Hai drag�... nu face a�a ! 54 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:59,400 Nu te sup�ra pentru acel Pier Ciccioni... Pier Chiaponi... 55 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:02,191 - Cum se numea ? - Pier Capponi ! 56 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:05,550 - M� rog ! �la de pe disc. - Nu e un c�nt�re�, e un patriot ! 57 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:09,997 Un c�nt�re� patriot ? Dac� spui tu... 58 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:13,629 �n orice caz... Tr�iasc� Pier Capponi ! 59 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,313 S� tr�iasc� �i ���i�oarele tale frumoase ! 60 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:20,972 Le ador ! Ce mai face mozzarelina ? 61 00:05:21,561 --> 00:05:24,732 Mozzarelina nu se atinge ! Vorbesc ceva serios. 62 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:28,127 �i eu sunt serios ! �ntotdeauna sunt serios c�nd... 63 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:31,361 Te rog, Aristide ! Nu fi mai idiot dec�t e�ti... ! 64 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:37,658 Pari mul�umit de ignoran�a ta. Dar eu vreau s� am o ... cul-tu-r� ! 65 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:40,901 Dac� e doar pentru asta... puteai s� mi-o spui imediat. 66 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:45,345 - Chiar nu te deranjeaz� ? - Po�i avea toat� cultura... 67 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:49,481 Sincer, a� vrea s� merg la �coal� s� �nv��... 68 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:52,067 Unde vrei s� te duci... ? 69 00:05:52,589 --> 00:05:55,928 Suntem boga�i, suntem bine... 70 00:05:56,511 --> 00:05:59,834 Stai acas�, ��i a�tep�i so�i�orul... 71 00:06:00,806 --> 00:06:04,419 ... care vine acas�... vede mozarellina lui... 72 00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:07,507 ... �i s�l�melul devine repede atent... 73 00:06:08,558 --> 00:06:11,681 Nu te mi�ca ! 74 00:06:11,729 --> 00:06:14,745 - Fii atent� c� am o fiar�... - Unde ? 75 00:06:14,803 --> 00:06:19,153 �i amesteca astea dou� cu o... Eu sunt fiara neagr�... 76 00:06:20,651 --> 00:06:23,662 Unde te duci, Valentina ? 77 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,595 Totul din vina acelui Pier Capponi... 78 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:32,266 Pier Capponi, dac�-l prind... �i rup pantalonii... 79 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,665 - Prof. P. Capponi ! - Da, dna directoare ! 80 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:38,151 Sunte�i prea superficial ! 81 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,810 - Clar ? - Cum ? 82 00:06:40,894 --> 00:06:44,504 Nu realiza�i c� �n aceast� �coal� 83 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:47,368 se ridic� ramuri ale culturii 84 00:06:48,099 --> 00:06:50,213 cele mai bune vene ale societ��ii... 85 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:53,438 Sunt numai puturo�i arunca�i din toate �colile ��rii. 86 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,393 Vede�i ?! Nu a�i �n�eles nimic. 87 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:59,090 De asta e�ti superficial. 88 00:06:59,905 --> 00:07:03,179 Sau poate... 89 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:10,120 Costurile au crescut �i trebuie s� reduc num�rul de profesori... 90 00:07:10,481 --> 00:07:15,742 Iar dvs, prof. Capponi... sunte�i unul dintre cei care risc� mai mult... 91 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:19,386 - Sau poate... - Sau poate ? 92 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:22,134 Eu sunt o femeie singur�... 93 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:24,977 �i trebuie s� conduc singur� acest colegiu... 94 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:28,897 Dar am obosit s� fiu singur�... 95 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:34,033 Caut un b�rbat al�turi de mine... cu rolul de Director Secund... 96 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:39,705 P�cat c� la sf�r�itul anului vei fi disponibilizat... 97 00:07:41,493 --> 00:07:44,980 - Sau poate... - Sau poate ? 98 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:48,488 Pier Capponi, e�ti un cretin ! 99 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,999 - Afar� a�teapt� una... - Una ce ? 100 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:55,022 Una care valoreaz�... o mie... ! O las s� intre ? 101 00:07:55,047 --> 00:07:58,083 Da, o las s� intre. Intr� ! 102 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,736 - Bun� ziua ! - Pot s� v� fiu de folos ? 103 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:04,800 - Sunte�i directorul ? - Nu, e un cretin ! 104 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:07,814 Eu sunt directoarea ! Plec�, Pier Capponi ! 105 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,972 - E�ti Pier Capponi ?! - Cu modestie... ! 106 00:08:11,016 --> 00:08:14,097 Pier Capponi, �i-am spus s� pleci ! 107 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:17,657 Ia loc ! 108 00:08:23,863 --> 00:08:26,117 - Era �nchis�. - Am v�zut. 109 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,746 Nu. Ai sim�it ! 110 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:34,860 ��i spun pentru ultima dat�, Gustavo ! Tu nu trebuie s� profi�i. Clar ? 111 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:36,985 De ce ? 112 00:08:37,044 --> 00:08:39,891 E�ti administrator numai pentru c� e�ti cumnatul meu. 113 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:43,698 Fiecare ducem crucea noastr�, a mea e�ti tu ! 114 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:47,015 Dac� nu ar fi fost so�ia mea, ce a avut ghinionul s� fie sora ta... 115 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:50,696 Ai fi sf�r�it ca Santippe, i-ai fi dat �n cap toat� via�a... ! 116 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,109 - Adic� ? - Toat� via�a la m�n�... 117 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:58,057 - C�s�torit� ? - Da. 118 00:08:58,255 --> 00:09:01,063 - Progenituri ? - Cum ? 119 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:04,752 - Am �ntrebat: progenituri ! - Nu �tiu, c�teodat�... 120 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:08,068 Cum, c�teodat� ? Ai copii ? 121 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:10,547 Copii... ! Nu, nu... 122 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:14,556 Rata e 300.000 lunar. Vizite numai duminic� dup� amiaz�. 123 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,849 Dac� ��i dai silin�a, �n trei luni po�i ob�ine o diplom� de cultur� general�. 124 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,905 - O diplom� ? - Da. 125 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,202 Cine e ? Nem�ii... ? 126 00:10:14,718 --> 00:10:17,183 Am prins �oricica ! 127 00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:20,879 - Ca de obicei... ! - Mi-a c�zut �n cap inteligen�a... 128 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:23,813 - B�d�ran, vulgar �i needucat ! - �nceteaz� cu acest needucat ! 129 00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:26,838 Mai bine spune unde ai fost p�n� la ora asta !? 130 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:30,994 M-am �nscris la colegiu, de m�ine sunt student�. 131 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:36,472 Ce expresie inteligent� ai, Aristide ! 132 00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:41,806 Nu e�ti m�ndru de so�ia ta ? 133 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:45,610 M�ine intru la colegiu �i tu nu-mi spui nimic ? 134 00:10:46,238 --> 00:10:50,672 Nu mai face a�a, te rog ! Nu e�ti m�ndru de comoara ta ? 135 00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:54,655 - Spune ceva ! - Vreau... 136 00:10:57,191 --> 00:11:00,173 Nu, dragule ! Comoara ta trebuie s� �nve�e. 137 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:03,876 Nu pot s�-mi irosesc energia. Mai vorbim peste trei luni. 138 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,249 - Trei luni ? Asta e ultima noapte... - Da. 139 00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:11,000 Ultima noapte �i tu nu vrei... ? Sunt so�ul t�u, cum s� fac... ? 140 00:11:11,019 --> 00:11:14,669 Sunt so�ul t�u... 141 00:11:15,736 --> 00:11:19,408 Sunt disperat... ! Ultima noapte �i nu pot s�... 142 00:11:19,521 --> 00:11:23,671 �nceteaz�, Aristide ! Nu mai face a�a... 143 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:26,168 Facem ceva ! 144 00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:30,063 Tu �mi dai ceva iar eu... 145 00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:33,279 ��i dau altceva... 146 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,293 De data asta, nu mai scapi... 147 00:11:40,687 --> 00:11:43,904 Am prins s�l�melul... ! 148 00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:55,406 - Ou�le... - Cine o face, o merit�... 149 00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:59,155 15 august, plou� ! �ncepe�i. 150 00:12:07,675 --> 00:12:10,391 - Vreau s� v�d ce scrii ? - Las�-m�. 151 00:12:10,483 --> 00:12:12,792 Ce ai m�ncat ? 152 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,942 - Unde te duci ? - S� arunc �sta la co�. 153 00:12:49,973 --> 00:12:51,931 - �n co�. - Da. 154 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,477 Nu ��i vine nici o idee ? 155 00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:07,957 Dac� la 15 august plou�... nu �tii ce s� faci... ? 156 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,190 Singur�, nu ! 157 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:13,875 Sunt cu ochii pe tine, Barnardi ! Te distrug... 158 00:13:14,615 --> 00:13:17,237 Ai s� vezi tu, Bernardi... 159 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,407 Unu, doi, trei... 160 00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:46,026 Unde te duci, profesore ? 161 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:48,843 - Unde ? - La toalet�. 162 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:53,385 - ��i permi�i s� p�r�se�ti clasa ? - E ceva urgent... 163 00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:57,990 Trebuie s� vorbim despre programa trimestrului. 164 00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:01,005 Ce ai ? 165 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,781 S-a �nt�mplat ceva ? Nu te mai b���i ! 166 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,212 Nu te po�i lini�ti un moment ? 167 00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:13,832 - Las�-m� s� trec. - Trebuie s� ies. 168 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,213 Profesore... 169 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,858 - Spune, Buratti ! - Sunte�i cu adev�rat Pier Capponi ? 170 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,287 Cu modestie... 171 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:32,951 Ce emo�ie, profesore ! Sunt o mare admiratoare a dvs. 172 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:38,057 Cine �tie c�te a�i �nv��at, c�te lucruri �ti�i... 173 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,536 - �n afar� de asta... - Da. 174 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,043 Dac� dore�ti, pot s� ��i dau lec�ii particulare. 175 00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:47,680 A� vrea, dar c�nd ? 176 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:51,079 �n timpul liber... stai �n camera ta ? 177 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,713 A�i face asta pentru mine ? 178 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:57,711 Pentru instruirea cultural�... Ce num�r are camera ta ? 179 00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:00,215 - 28. - La 9 �i jum�tate ? 180 00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:03,970 V� a�tept ! 181 00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,949 - Profesore ! Uitasem... - Da ? 182 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:16,528 Ce ? Br�nzica ? 183 00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:19,913 - Ce tot spui, pari nebun ?! - Cine m� caut�, Gustavo ? 184 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:22,762 E unu care are m�nc�rici... 185 00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:27,708 - Cine e ? - Tu e�ti, comoara mea ? 186 00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:31,814 �sta e un colegiu, nu e o un magazin de c�rna�i. 187 00:15:32,339 --> 00:15:35,386 �tiu, din p�cate e un colegiu... magazinul de c�rna�i e mai bun. 188 00:15:35,462 --> 00:15:38,043 Cine sunte�i, ce vre�i ? 189 00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:41,239 Vreau s� vorbesc cu so�ia mea, Valentina B. 190 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:46,135 Cheam-o pe Buratti ! E ceva urgent ? 191 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:48,819 Foarte urgent... Nu mai rezist... 192 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,998 - Numai de data asta. A�i �n�eles ? - Da. 193 00:15:52,044 --> 00:15:55,018 C�t �mi lipse�ti, Valentina... ! 194 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:58,874 - Alo ! - Comoara inimii mele... 195 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:01,570 Bun�, Aristide ! Ce e a�a de urgent ? 196 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:04,807 Cum ce e ? Nu mai rezist ! 197 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:08,267 �mi lipse�te mozzarelina ta... ! 198 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:11,135 S�l�melul meu e sup�rat negru f�r� mozzarelina ta. 199 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,552 - Da, �n�eleg ! - Cum, �n�elegi ? 200 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,475 M� doare m�na c�te... numere am... 201 00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:19,407 - �mi pare r�u ! - Cum, ��i pare r�u ? 202 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:21,514 �n noaptea asta trec peste tot �i vin la tine. 203 00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,345 - Trebuie s� te v�d... - Nu, Aristide ! 204 00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:28,646 Las�-m� �n pace ! Trebuie s� �nv��. Ciao ! 205 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,626 Nu, nu... Ce durere ! 206 00:16:32,696 --> 00:16:35,438 �mi da�i mozzarelina !? 207 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,225 Mozza... 208 00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:54,025 - C�nd ai f�cut-o ? - Dup� amiaz�, imediat ce a sosit. 209 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,746 - Se vede �n baie ? - Da. 210 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:58,158 E mai bun� ca un loc �n primul r�nd la pip show. 211 00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:01,201 Scoate dopul s� vedem. 212 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,084 Un moment. 213 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,408 Mamma mia, ce bun� e... ! 214 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,492 Nuda cum a f�cut-o m�-sa, ce frumoas� e... ! 215 00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:14,509 D�-te ! E r�ndul meu. 216 00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:18,209 Nu se vede nimic ! Unde e ? 217 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:21,435 - Ce ai, e�ti chior ? - Cred c� ai inventat totul. 218 00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:25,641 - Ce fund de Europa... - C�nd o vezi ? 219 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:29,620 - Are ni�te ���e... - La o parte ! 220 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:32,411 - Ne uit�m pe r�nd. - Pentru tine nu e bine. 221 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:35,345 Acum a intrat Julia. Nu mai ai ce vedea. 222 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:40,119 Eu am fost constr�ns� s� vin la colegiu, tu e�ti m�ritat�, ce nevoie aveai ? 223 00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:43,069 Nu pot comunica cu so�ul meu, e un ignorant... 224 00:17:43,077 --> 00:17:46,594 iar cu al�ii m� simt �n inferioritate. 225 00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:50,959 Nu vorbi prostii ! Cu fizicul �la te sim�i inferioar� ? 226 00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:54,559 Fizicul e important, dar nu e totul... 227 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:57,907 Vreau s� fiu o femeie complet�, vreau s� am �i creier. 228 00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:02,173 Cred c� e�ti nebun� ! Nu am creier, fizic ca al t�u nici at�t... 229 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,198 Ce ar trebui s� fac, s� m� �mpu�c ? 230 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:08,034 Ascult�-m� ! E�ti o femeie norocoas�. 231 00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:12,378 - Tu ai totul. - Nu-�i po�i imagina ce complexe am eu ! 232 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:15,663 �mi lipse�te binecuv�ntarea culturii. 233 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,193 Dac� tu mai crezi �n cultur�... 234 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:21,232 Azi cu diplom�, dac� e�ti norocoas�, ajungi la m�tur�... 235 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,603 - Strig� �i tu: 'prezent�' ! - Prezent� ! Dar de ce ? 236 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,770 E zgrip�uroaica de directoare ! 237 00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:29,617 Ne �nchide, s� nu ne ducem cu b�ie�ii. 238 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,954 Iar noi o p�c�lim. Prive�te ! 239 00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:42,585 Ie�irea de serviciu. 240 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:46,282 - Gustavo ! - Vin imediat. 241 00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:50,510 Gr�be�te-te, Gustavo ! Ahile m� a�teapt�. 242 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:53,610 Calmeaz�-te, Julieta ! Las�-m� s� lucrez. 243 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:57,556 Dac� nu, s�ri cu para�uta, ajungi mai repede. 244 00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:01,083 Ai banii ? E 2.000. 245 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:04,080 Cum 2.000, era 1.500 ? 246 00:19:04,496 --> 00:19:09,486 Dar Julieta... noaptea, scara, riscul... 247 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,635 - Jigodismul... - Exact ! 248 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:14,197 - Jigodismul inclus...2.000... - Bine... ! 249 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:20,854 - �mi �mprumu�i 500 de lire ? - Da. 250 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:24,569 �mpu�itul de Gustavo m� face s� pl�tesc acum ie�irea de serviciu. 251 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,996 - Poftim ! - Mul�umesc. 252 00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:31,079 E�ti o prieten�... 253 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:34,808 - �ine, Gustavo ! - B�g� banii la cas�, Gustavo ! 254 00:19:36,956 --> 00:19:39,647 Uite ce trebuie s� fac pentru pu�in� vitamin�... ! 255 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:43,271 Ciao, Valentina ! Am plecat. 256 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,582 Hai, pulpe lungi... mi�c�-te mai repede ! 257 00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:54,993 Mai am �i alt serviciu, nu pot s� stau dup� tine... Achile e acolo. 258 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:07,620 Ascult�, tinere frumos... Hei, frumosule ! 259 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:09,981 Ascult�... 260 00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,448 - Eu ? - Da. 261 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,595 Da, tu ! Hai vino ! Doar nu te m�n�nc... 262 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:20,353 Apropie-te ! Vino ! 263 00:20:20,908 --> 00:20:24,509 - Tu erai poponar ur�t ! - Care poponar... ? 264 00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:27,941 Insi�ti ? S� �tii c� sun la 113... ! 265 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,118 Dar dac� umbli cu de-astea... 266 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,381 - Cum te cheam� ? - Gustavo ! De ce ? 267 00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:35,808 Ai �n fa�a ta un b�rbat excitat... 268 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:39,090 �i vrei s� te r�core�ti cu mine ? Ce faci, tragi de mine ? 269 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,838 S� �ti c� te pocnesc, poponarule ! 270 00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:45,728 Nu vrei s� �n�elegi c� sunt un b�rbat... 271 00:20:45,798 --> 00:20:49,376 Un b�rbat ? Un b�rbat sexual... poponar ! 272 00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:54,287 Nu. Sunt so�ul so�iei mele... eleva cea nou�... Valentina B. 273 00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:57,907 S� fiu al naibii... ! Gustavo P. 274 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,593 �ine, Gustavo ! Las�-m� s� intru, trebuie s�-mi v�d so�ia... 275 00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:04,406 - Te dor ou�le... ! - Am un arz�tor �n prohab... 276 00:21:04,485 --> 00:21:07,124 - Las�-m� s-o v�d. - Te las... 277 00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:09,236 - Trebuie 20.000. - O p... 278 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:12,380 Aia �ie ! Mie-mi dai banii. 279 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,486 La o prostituat� dai 10.000, so�ia ta valoreaz� mai pu�in dec�t o prostituat� ? 280 00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:20,376 A�a e ! Ai dreptate ! �ine ! 281 00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,640 Deschide ! Simt c�-mi dau drumu' pe mine... ! 282 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,933 Deschide, te rog ! 283 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:29,932 - M� duc... - A�teapt� ! Unde te duci ? 284 00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:32,948 Ce e cu toat� graba asta ? A�teapt� ! 285 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,871 - Unde te duci ? - Spune-mi, cum ajung la ea ?! 286 00:21:36,948 --> 00:21:39,658 - Cu scara. Urci ! - Care e fereastra ? 287 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,461 - Unde e scara ? - E�ti un geniu ! Cum ai �tiut ? 288 00:21:44,184 --> 00:21:47,234 Nu sunt prea mul�umit ! 289 00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:50,307 Mai �ncet. M� ia infarctul ! 290 00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:54,008 - Unde te duci ? - Cum, unde m� duc ? Sus ! 291 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:57,104 Mai trebuie 20.000, pentru scar�. 292 00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,142 Tu nu e�ti un b�rbat, e�ti un aspirator. 293 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,066 Dac�-�i place fusta trebuie s� ver�i m�laiul ! 294 00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:05,802 - Bestie ! �ine-mi scara. - Mai trebuie zece mii ! 295 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,729 - De data asta o fac gratis. - Bravo ! �ine scara. 296 00:22:09,805 --> 00:22:12,696 Urc s� v�d dincolo... 297 00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:36,525 Profesor Pier Capponi... Ce romantic ! 298 00:22:41,088 --> 00:22:43,565 - Tu erai ! - Comoara mea... 299 00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:46,761 - Ce faci aici, Aristide ? - Ghice�te ! Am venit s�... 300 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,062 Nu po�i intra. Coboar� ! 301 00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:53,374 Am r�u de �n�l�ime... 302 00:22:53,427 --> 00:22:57,344 - Fii cuminte ! - Nu... asta e un colegiu ! 303 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,484 Ce m� intereseaz� ! I-am dat 40.000 fiului �la de... 304 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,623 - Cum se spune ? - Fiu de c��ea... 305 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,233 Vreau s� te iubesc pu�in... 306 00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:09,107 Nu, Aristide ! Dac� se afl�, voi fi exmatriculat�. 307 00:23:09,206 --> 00:23:11,868 - Foarte bine. - E�ti egoist. 308 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,870 - Vreau s� fiu educat�... - Iar eu simt c� explodez... 309 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,663 Intr�, nu intra... Las�-l s� intre. 310 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:20,568 �i-am spus c� aici nu se intr�. E interzis. 311 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,171 Dac� nu m� la�i, voi provoca o epidemie de femei gravide... 312 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,997 - Gustavo ! - Ce m-am speriat... 313 00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:31,012 ��i vorbe�te profesorul... ��i vorbe�te cumnatul... 314 00:23:31,372 --> 00:23:33,044 ��i vorbe�te prietenul... 315 00:23:33,139 --> 00:23:35,368 Dac� nu vorbe�te nimeni trebuie s� taci �i tu ! 316 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:39,885 - ��i vorbe�te b�rbatul... - B�rbatul ? Cine e nefericita ? 317 00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,132 - Valentina Buratti. - E ocupat�. 318 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:48,617 O omor ! Cine e ? 319 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:51,819 E so�ul. �la nu te omoar�, te... 320 00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:55,969 Apoi te duci la Capela Sixtin�, s� c�n�i sub�ire... 321 00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:05,696 Las�-m� m�car s� ies pe u��, nu pot ie�i de aici, am r�u de �n�l�ime. 322 00:24:05,697 --> 00:24:08,285 U�a e �nchis� cu cheia. 323 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:11,257 - Atunci ai s� devii v�duva Buratti... - Nu, nu, nu... 324 00:24:19,395 --> 00:24:22,145 Ce e asta ? 325 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,728 C�inii... 326 00:24:26,785 --> 00:24:29,648 Pleac� �nainte s� se trezeasc� to�i... 327 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,953 Coboar� ! Prostu' �la cu barb� a dat drumul la c�ini ! 328 00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:36,158 - Las�-m� s� intru, sunt c�ini ! - Coboar� ! ��i iau scara. 329 00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:39,061 �ine scara, prostule ! Se mi�c�... 330 00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:42,029 Aia nu sunt c�ini, sunt fiare. 331 00:24:45,702 --> 00:24:49,433 Apuc�-m� ! �ine-te bine ! 332 00:24:49,716 --> 00:24:52,229 - Coboar� imediat ! - Trage, Valentina... 333 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:57,265 - Vino ! Ce faci, ai �nnebunit ? - Asta e o scar� Mercali... 334 00:24:58,149 --> 00:25:00,834 Aici nu intri. Coboar� ! Aristide... 335 00:25:01,481 --> 00:25:05,413 Ce faci ? E�ti nebun ? 336 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:09,281 - D�-mi m�na ! - Unde te duci, Aristide ? 337 00:25:09,913 --> 00:25:13,286 - Nu �tiu, merge singur� ! - Nu face pe prostu', Aristide... 338 00:25:13,653 --> 00:25:17,115 Te las s� intri... 339 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:25,882 Doamne ! Ce lovitur� ! 340 00:25:27,553 --> 00:25:30,454 Cum s-a �nt�mplat ? 341 00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:37,963 Ce faci aici ? Cine e�ti ? Cum �i-ai permis s� intri �n camera mea ? 342 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,988 Bun... 343 00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:43,742 Un somnambul... 344 00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:47,087 Un somnambul bun... 345 00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:51,045 Cum love�te... 346 00:25:51,938 --> 00:25:54,489 E puternic... 347 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:00,060 - Unde e ie�irea ? - Acolo. 348 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,889 Mul�umesc ! 349 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:06,896 Am v�zut moartea cu ochii mei... 350 00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,470 S� te ia naiba... 351 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,652 ... de ce nu v� cheam� bunicul... c� nu v� duce�i la mama... 352 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:19,439 Fi�i lini�ti�i, fi�i cumin�i... 353 00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:23,544 Am spus s� fi�i cumin�i... 354 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:26,597 Cum te sim�i �n colegiul nostru, draga mea ? 355 00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:29,174 Bine ! Mul�umesc, dna directoare ! 356 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,961 Dup� cum vezi, suntem o mare familie. 357 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,377 Se m�n�nc� �mpreun�, se �nva�� �mpreun�... 358 00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:37,944 �i se doarme separat ! Nu-i a�a, profesore ? 359 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:41,017 - Ce spuneai, Gustavo ? - Nimic, dna directoare ! 360 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,298 Vorbeam cu Pier Capponi. Ce b�rbat... ! 361 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:47,800 Nimeni nu se descurc� mai bine ca el s� r�m�n� singur... 362 00:26:47,892 --> 00:26:50,100 F�r� confiden�e, Gustavo ! 363 00:26:50,188 --> 00:26:52,655 Are dreptate ! Continu� s� serve�ti micul dejun. 364 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,249 - Continu� s� r�m�i singur ! - De-ajuns ! 365 00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:59,261 - La ce f�cea aluzie, Gustavo ? - Nimic. O prostie... 366 00:27:00,038 --> 00:27:04,553 Din nefericire, suntem neamuri, mai exact cumna�i... 367 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,887 profit� �i-�i permite unele libert��i... 368 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:11,057 Dar �ntre noi e o diferen��... 369 00:27:11,114 --> 00:27:14,292 pe plan cultural... vorbind etic... 370 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,034 avem o �n�elegere... 371 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:22,008 Ce bine spune�i, prof. Pier Capponi ! E o �nc�ntare s� v� aud vorbind ! 372 00:27:23,454 --> 00:27:27,985 - Mul�umesc ! E�ti foarte amabil�. - Am o mare admira�ie pentru dvs. 373 00:27:28,368 --> 00:27:30,912 Pe mine nu m� serve�te nimeni ? 374 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:34,354 Giulia, �mi dai laptele, te rog ?! Mul�umesc ! 375 00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:37,113 - Permite-�i, dna directoare ? - Te rog ! 376 00:27:38,037 --> 00:27:40,243 S�-mi spune�i c�nd e de-ajuns. 377 00:27:41,174 --> 00:27:45,803 - V-am fript ? - Tu nu... 378 00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:47,568 Fii mai atent� ! Ce ai f�cut... 379 00:28:50,747 --> 00:28:54,068 Merge�i �n clas�, a sunat clopo�elul... 380 00:28:54,554 --> 00:28:57,020 Bun� ziua, dn� Buratti ! 381 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:01,411 - ��i datorez o explica�ie. - Nu ave�i nimic s�-mi explica�i ! 382 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,757 Nu voiam s�... ea voia... 383 00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:07,842 S-a creat o situa�ie absurd�, �ncearc� s� m� �n�elegi ! 384 00:29:08,131 --> 00:29:10,184 Te rog ! 385 00:29:10,779 --> 00:29:12,803 - Profesore ! - A fost o ne�n�elegere. 386 00:29:12,806 --> 00:29:16,970 - Sunte�i c�utat. - Un moment, Valentina ! 387 00:29:17,107 --> 00:29:20,708 A�teapt� �n camera ta, �n seara asta vreau s�-�i vorbesc. 388 00:29:20,881 --> 00:29:23,933 - Ia loc, Buratti ! - Ave�i un moment, profesore !? 389 00:29:24,034 --> 00:29:27,125 Dup� to�i anii �tia, Pepino... nu mi-a� fi imaginat niciodat�... ! 390 00:29:28,294 --> 00:29:30,135 Nu �i-ai imaginat bine ! 391 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,763 Nu-�i face griji, Pepino ! Suntem singuri. 392 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:36,438 - A fost o ne�n�elegere. - �tiu dragul meu, a durat prea mult... 393 00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:40,238 �n seara asta, noi doi o vom clarifica... 394 00:29:42,129 --> 00:29:45,818 Ce-mi spui... sunt fericit�... 395 00:29:47,095 --> 00:29:49,915 ... sunt fericit� pentru tine... 396 00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:53,578 Ce frumos e masculul latin... 397 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,607 ... de la g�t �n jos... 398 00:30:12,418 --> 00:30:14,860 Ce putoare... 399 00:30:21,311 --> 00:30:25,148 Sunt eu, Pepino... ! Sunt toat� a ta... 400 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:28,373 E�ti acolo ? 401 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:33,195 Pepino ! 402 00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:35,759 E�ti acolo... 403 00:30:36,157 --> 00:30:39,179 Fii bun �i deschide, Pepino... 404 00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:42,501 Sunt a ta toat�, dragule... 405 00:30:43,137 --> 00:30:46,252 Hai, Pepino ! 406 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,466 Dvs era�i, dr� ! Credeam c� e un disc zg�riat... 407 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:53,024 Credeam... voiam... 408 00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:56,888 L-am v�zut pe prof. Capponi trec�nd spre camera dvs... 409 00:30:56,914 --> 00:30:59,355 - Spre camera mea ? - Da. 410 00:30:59,429 --> 00:31:02,428 Se poate... Mul�umesc ! 411 00:31:09,173 --> 00:31:11,267 - 10.000. - De ce ? 412 00:31:11,855 --> 00:31:14,090 Taxa obligatorie pentru salvarea de femeia excitat� ! 413 00:31:15,261 --> 00:31:17,890 Nu mai �n�eleg nimic... 414 00:31:17,981 --> 00:31:20,255 Ce s-o fi �nt�mplat cu b�tr�na ? �n seara asta nu a �ncuiat u�a... 415 00:31:21,015 --> 00:31:24,072 Nu �tiu... 416 00:31:25,693 --> 00:31:28,368 Mai bine a�a. 417 00:31:28,576 --> 00:31:32,486 �n seara asta, eu �i Ahile ne salv�m de reumatism �i st�m �ntr-un pat adev�rat. 418 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:39,414 Iar tu �nve�i... Ciao ! Pari nebun�... ! 419 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,837 E bine s� te gr�be�ti... dar �nchide u�a... 420 00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:55,289 Acum ce-a mai uitat ? 421 00:31:55,351 --> 00:31:57,477 - Ce... ? - Valentina ! 422 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,527 �n sf�r�it, singuri ! Luna e ro�ie, marea e albastr�... 423 00:32:01,641 --> 00:32:04,936 Frumoasa mea Valentina... Eu nu mai rezist... ! 424 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,671 Ce te-a apucat ? �nve�i o poezie ? 425 00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:10,627 Ce poezie, ce studiu... ? 426 00:32:11,194 --> 00:32:13,738 Nu �i-a spus nimeni c� m-a dat afar� de la gramatic�... ? 427 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:18,206 Vino s� facem pu�in� practic�... de mult timp... 428 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,043 �nceteaz� ! Ridic�-te ! Ai �nnebunit ? 429 00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:23,316 Ce nebun... 430 00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:25,875 De c�nd te-am v�zut prima dat� sub du�... 431 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,613 vreau s� te descop�r �n profunzime cu duritatea vie�ii... 432 00:32:28,629 --> 00:32:31,785 - Ce spui ? C�nd ? Cum ? - Prin gaur�... 433 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,689 Cine e ? 434 00:32:33,728 --> 00:32:36,488 - Uite �n ce situa�ie m� pune cretinul �sta ! - Eu ce fac ? Unde m� duc ? 435 00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,788 Ia-�i hainele �i ascunde-te ! 436 00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:42,440 - Ascunde-te sub pat. - Ce faci, m� tragi de p�r ? 437 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:46,516 Intr� mai repede... 438 00:32:50,985 --> 00:32:53,482 - Tu erai ! - Bun� ! 439 00:32:53,516 --> 00:32:56,621 Trebuie s�-�i spun ceva, e urgent ! 440 00:32:56,869 --> 00:33:01,046 Luna e ro�ie, marea e albastr�... Vino, Valentina, nu mai rezist... 441 00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:04,206 Ce ave�i to�i �n seara asta ? 442 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,474 Las�-m� ! 443 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:10,026 De c�nd te-am v�zut prima dat� sub du�... 444 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,409 Ce e du�ul meu, cinema �n premier� ? 445 00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:14,627 �nceteaz� ! 446 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,443 - Ascunde-te imediat ! - Sunt preg�tit s� �nfrunt orice scandal. 447 00:33:18,514 --> 00:33:21,700 Dar eu nu ! Hai, ascunde-te ! Vino ! 448 00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:25,702 - �n dulap. - Nu. Suf�r de claustrofobie. 449 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,635 Nu face zgomot. 450 00:33:32,852 --> 00:33:35,187 - Comoara mea... - Nu... 451 00:33:35,194 --> 00:33:37,983 Un moment, �eicule ! D�-mi dolarii. 452 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:41,275 - �ine ! Num�r�-i. - �nc� 10.000... 453 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:45,682 - Pentru ce ? - Supliment de �ndrumare �n interiorul colegiului. 454 00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:47,806 Du-te �i f� treaba mare... ! 455 00:33:47,837 --> 00:33:50,889 Supliment pentru baterii �i iluminatul sc�rilor... 456 00:33:50,925 --> 00:33:53,422 Termin�, Gustavo ! Ciao ! 457 00:33:53,451 --> 00:33:56,680 Atunci, supliment pentru control extern contra deranjamentelor. 458 00:33:56,694 --> 00:33:59,995 Tu �mi datorezi 20.000 pentru deranj ! Mi-i dai mai t�rziu. Ciao ! 459 00:34:01,513 --> 00:34:03,962 Am luat-o... 460 00:34:04,449 --> 00:34:06,465 M� a�teptai, nu-i a�a, comoara mea ? 461 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,287 Nu, Aristide ! �i trebuie s� pleci imediat. 462 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:13,582 A�i �nnebunit cu to�ii ? Dup� c�t m-a costat s� ajung aici... ? 463 00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:17,381 Gustavo, m-a costat o avere... 464 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,827 Uite-l ! De data asta, �i rup femurii... 465 00:34:20,877 --> 00:34:23,914 - Sunt eu, Valentina ! M� auzi ? - Cine e ? 466 00:34:23,952 --> 00:34:28,176 E un profesor, Aristide ! Dac� m� descoper�, sunt eliminat� din colegiu. 467 00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:32,595 Bine ! Dar numai pentru 10 minute, vreau s�... 468 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,244 Tot ce vrei tu, Aristide, te rog, ascunde-te ! 469 00:34:36,315 --> 00:34:38,245 - M� bag sub pat. - Nu, sub pat, nu ! 470 00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:41,249 - �n dulap. - Nu, nu. Unde te duci ? 471 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,697 - De ce ? - Ai putea s� te sufoci ! 472 00:34:44,727 --> 00:34:48,952 - A�a e ! �n baie. - Da. E foarte bine. 473 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:54,291 - Gr�be�te-te ! - Gr�be�te-te �i tu ! Te vreau... 474 00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:57,994 - Da. Mai t�rziu. - Te vreau... 475 00:34:58,049 --> 00:35:00,300 Mi-ai mai spus. Mai t�rziu ! 476 00:35:00,361 --> 00:35:02,918 - Ce faci, Aristide ? - Te vreau... 477 00:35:02,974 --> 00:35:05,705 Bine. Acum �nchide u�a. 478 00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,884 - Ce faci, Valentina ? - Sunt aici... 479 00:35:14,377 --> 00:35:17,282 C�rui fapt datorez onoarea acestei vizite ? 480 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:20,416 - De ce, nu m� a�teptai ? - Da, nu... 481 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,212 - Nu �n seara asta. - �i-am promis medita�ii... 482 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:27,576 Medita�ii... ! E pu�in cam t�rziu, nu putem s-o facem �n alt� sear� ? 483 00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:30,114 M-am sp�lat �i pe picioare... 484 00:35:30,158 --> 00:35:33,124 Scuza�i-m� ! Nu e o sear� potrivit� pentru medita�ii. 485 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:37,676 - M� doare capul �i mi-e somn... - F�r� scuze. Nu te cred ! 486 00:35:40,919 --> 00:35:44,033 �ncepem cu o poezie frumoas� ! 487 00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:49,682 Luna e ro�ie.. cerul e albastru... 488 00:35:49,701 --> 00:35:53,184 - Iar eu, dra Valentina... - Nu mai rezist ! 489 00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:55,267 - Nu, profesore. �i dvs ? - Deja o �tiai ? 490 00:35:55,315 --> 00:35:58,351 P�n� acum o or�, nu. Acum e fumat� ! 491 00:35:58,984 --> 00:36:02,434 Tot ce conteaz� e sentimentul... 492 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:09,224 Deschide ! Prof. P. Capponi, �tiu c� e�ti �n�untru ! 493 00:36:09,726 --> 00:36:12,928 E directoarea ! Dac� m� prinde aici, m� concediaz�... 494 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:16,198 - Ascunde-m� ! - Unde s� v� bag ? 495 00:36:16,688 --> 00:36:19,239 Sub pat nu se poate, �n dulap e periculos... 496 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:22,143 - �n baie. - Nu. 497 00:36:22,153 --> 00:36:24,795 - Pe pervaz. - Nu. 498 00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,415 Aici e locul cel mai sigur, nu v� vede nimeni. 499 00:36:27,501 --> 00:36:29,764 - Am r�u de �n�l�ime. - Nu v� uita�i �n jos. 500 00:36:29,935 --> 00:36:33,272 O fac pentru tine. 501 00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:40,196 Sunt aici, dna directoare ! 502 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:43,494 Unde e prof. Pier Capponi ? 503 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,139 Pe el �l concediez �i pe tine te exmatriculez. 504 00:36:46,188 --> 00:36:49,011 - Aici nu e nimeni ! - S� vedem dac� spui adev�rul ! 505 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:52,163 Aici nu e... 506 00:36:52,223 --> 00:36:56,013 Nu e nimeni sub pat. V� rog s� ave�i �ncredere �n mine ! 507 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:58,597 - Voiam s� fac... - Ce s� faci ? 508 00:36:58,642 --> 00:37:02,959 - De ce nu curge apa ? - Nu intra�i �n baie ! 509 00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:06,099 - Nu pot s� v� las ! - De ce ? 510 00:37:06,128 --> 00:37:08,787 - Nu am avut timp s� fac curat. - Nu m� intereseaz�... 511 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:11,086 - Bun� ziua ! - Bun� ziua ! 512 00:37:11,138 --> 00:37:13,672 - Trebuie s� intru... - V� rog, nu intra�i ! 513 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,885 - Ai ceva �mpotriv� ? - Da, nu... voiam s� spun... 514 00:37:15,954 --> 00:37:19,051 - Nu mi se pare murdar ! - Mie �mi place mai curat... 515 00:37:19,057 --> 00:37:22,862 - Deschide apa la du�, dureaz� timp... - Imediat ! 516 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,425 - E ceva �n neregul� ? - Nu, nu, nu... 517 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:33,468 - De ce nu deschizi apa ? - Nu g�sesc robinetul. L-am g�sit... 518 00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:37,418 E rece ? Aveam dreptate. Dar nu m� convingi... 519 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,650 Am v�zut c�nd a intrat acel vierme... 520 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:45,805 Am dreptul s� veghez la moralitatea elevelor mele... 521 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:51,125 A�i controlat peste tot... sunte�i sigur� c� a�i v�zut bine ? 522 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:54,230 Bine�n�eles c� am v�zut bine, doar nu sunt chioar� ! 523 00:37:54,236 --> 00:37:56,930 - Ce vrei s� insinuezi ? - Calma�i-v�, dna directoare ! 524 00:37:56,978 --> 00:38:00,704 Par una care prime�te b�rba�i �n camer� ? Sunt femeie m�ritat� ! 525 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,802 Sunt fidel� so�ului meu. Nu a� face niciodat� a�a ceva. 526 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,503 Vrei s�-�i da�i joc de mine ? Nu te sf�tuiesc ! 527 00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:11,417 Fii atent� ce faci ! Te joci cu focul. 528 00:38:11,434 --> 00:38:14,790 Te joci cu focul... Ai �n�eles ? 529 00:38:14,841 --> 00:38:19,490 A� putea s� m� adresez so�ului t�u s� te supravegheze... 530 00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:22,351 dar e �n joc prestigiul �colii mele. 531 00:38:23,439 --> 00:38:26,444 Dac� asta e prestigiul meu... nu pot s� tolerez. 532 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,089 Nu am nimic de ascuns, dna directoare. Trebuie s� m� crede�i. 533 00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:37,688 S� te cred ? Tu �mi ascunzi ceva. Sunt convins�. 534 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:41,569 Nu m� duci pe mine cu fa�a aia de sf�nt�... 535 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:44,333 - Eu ? - Da, tu ! 536 00:38:44,377 --> 00:38:47,032 Fereastra... 537 00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:51,392 A intrat... Trebuie s� fie aici... �ns� aici nu e nimeni... 538 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:56,613 Unde e... ? 539 00:38:58,358 --> 00:39:01,566 �tiam c� e aici... 540 00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:05,233 Foc ! Fugi�i ! Totul e �n fl�c�ri... 541 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:11,069 Foc... 542 00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:14,645 Veni�i cu mine, dna directoare. Ave�i �ncredere �n mine... 543 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:18,751 Ciao, Valentina ! 544 00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:22,842 Ciao, comoara mea ! M� �ntorc �n cur�nd... ! 545 00:39:23,035 --> 00:39:26,282 S� fugim. Asta e un iad de cristal. 546 00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:30,464 Aten�ie la sc�ri ! 547 00:39:31,783 --> 00:39:34,685 V-am spus s� fi�i atent� la sc�ri... 548 00:39:34,709 --> 00:39:37,969 C�t de dur� e cultura... 549 00:39:53,046 --> 00:39:56,134 Fi�i calmi, senini... vin imediat... 550 00:39:56,758 --> 00:39:59,373 R�bdare ! 551 00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,482 Ce dori�i ? 552 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:11,781 - Scuza�i-mi ignoran�a, dar nu v� �n�eleg. - Sunt medicul german de provincie. 553 00:40:12,298 --> 00:40:15,327 Aha ! Medicul provincial... ! 100.000. 554 00:40:15,661 --> 00:40:17,777 Cum ? 555 00:40:17,853 --> 00:40:21,743 E�ti surd de o ureche ? Vrei s�-�i vezi so�ia ? 100.000. 556 00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:25,405 - M-ai recunoscut ? - Nu. 557 00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:28,406 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat, Gustavo ? - Nimic. 558 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,936 - Cine e acea persoan� ? - Ce fac ? 559 00:40:30,969 --> 00:40:33,616 - 50.000... - E un muritor de foame... 560 00:40:33,661 --> 00:40:35,923 - 80.000. - �l gonesc imediat. 561 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,669 - Uite 100.000. - Pl�te�te, prostovane ! 562 00:40:38,744 --> 00:40:42,290 Un moment ! Mi-a dat biletul de vizit�... se poate �ncasa... 563 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:44,881 - E doctorul provincial. - Ce faci cu to�i banii �tia ? 564 00:40:44,974 --> 00:40:47,235 ��i cumperi salopete de la Christian Dior ? 565 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:52,295 Doctorul provincial... A�i venit s� face�i vizita anual� elevilor ? 566 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:55,199 - De data aceasta... elevelor ! - �i profesorilor... 567 00:40:55,214 --> 00:40:57,216 Profesorii s�pt�m�na viitoare. 568 00:40:57,285 --> 00:41:01,377 - Am o durere ce porne�te de aici... - Nu pot s� v� controlez... 569 00:41:01,471 --> 00:41:03,928 S�racul... ! S� vedem c�nd o s� scapi de ea ! 570 00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:09,470 Cu banii ce i-am cheltuit pe astea cump�ram zece ro�i de parmezan... 571 00:41:09,478 --> 00:41:12,473 Ce bestie sunt... 572 00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:17,225 - Intr� prima. Antonelli Laura ! - Laura Antonelli... ? 573 00:41:17,315 --> 00:41:19,262 S� intre ! 574 00:41:21,407 --> 00:41:23,871 - Cine e�ti ? - Laura Antonelli ! 575 00:41:24,034 --> 00:41:26,763 - Nu �i-e ru�ine ? Cum te sim�i ? - Bine. 576 00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:29,567 - D�-i din picioare... Pleac� ! - Nu m� controla�i ? 577 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:32,291 Ai �nnebunit ? Ce vrei s� faci, vrei s� te dezbraci ? 578 00:41:32,352 --> 00:41:35,093 Te reclam pentru ultraj... Afar� ! 579 00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:40,800 Ce ru�ine ! S� intre alta ! 580 00:41:44,782 --> 00:41:48,740 Am o durere ce porne�te de aici �i ajunge aici �n spate... 581 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:53,146 N-ai nimic ! Trebuie s� controlez fetele, provincia m� a�teapt�... 582 00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:57,716 Nu pot ! V� trebuie negrule�i, e bun un s�l�mel negru... 583 00:41:58,008 --> 00:42:00,941 Lua�i negrule�ul �i b�ga�i-l �n... 584 00:42:01,493 --> 00:42:04,354 S� intre alta ! 585 00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:07,194 Arcibaldi ! 586 00:42:07,784 --> 00:42:10,790 - Doctore, eu... - E�ti bine ! Po�i s� pleci. 587 00:42:10,883 --> 00:42:13,052 - Doamne ! Ce ai ? - Am anemie. 588 00:42:13,129 --> 00:42:15,867 - E contagioas� ? - Dac� nu �ti�i dvs... 589 00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:19,862 A�a e ! Dac� nu �tiu eu... Eu sunt doctorul... Nu mi�ca ! 590 00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:22,317 Deschide gura ! Vreau s� v�d... 591 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,881 Spune 33 ! 592 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,730 Cei cu anemie sunt spioni. 593 00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:31,481 Doctore, nu sunt spioan�, sunt anemic�. 594 00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:35,436 S� intre alta ! Doamne, fata c�rnii... ! 595 00:42:35,604 --> 00:42:38,121 - Gustavo ! Vino ! - Sunt aici. 596 00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:41,487 �sta nu e un colegiu, e un monstrificiu... 597 00:42:41,547 --> 00:42:45,442 - C�nd �i vine r�ndul so�iei mele ? - So�ia ta e la litera B. 598 00:42:45,518 --> 00:42:48,117 Mai �nt�i trebuie s� le vizitezi pe cele de la litera A. 599 00:42:48,126 --> 00:42:51,642 - C�te sunt la litera A ? - Un moment. 18. 600 00:42:51,682 --> 00:42:54,965 P�n� vine r�ndul ei... n-o s� mai am timp s�... 601 00:42:55,735 --> 00:43:00,203 Nu putem s� renun��m la cele cu litera A �i s� �ncepem cu litera B ? 602 00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:03,038 Cum s� nu... 603 00:43:04,427 --> 00:43:07,836 Ca de obicei, e�ti un la�... dar trebuie s� accept... 604 00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:11,921 - Mai vorbi�i mult ? - E treaba noastr� ! 605 00:43:11,951 --> 00:43:14,288 - M� lua�i drept proast� ? - Da. 606 00:43:14,297 --> 00:43:17,615 Sunt medicul provincial �i pot stabilii c� e�ti t�mpit�. 607 00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:20,563 Aceast� fat� e o nebun� t�mpit�... 608 00:43:20,621 --> 00:43:23,543 s� fie internat� imediat la la nebuni, spitalul local... 609 00:43:23,623 --> 00:43:26,193 pentru prostie odioas� �i violen�� ! 610 00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:30,336 Voi sunte�i nebuni, eu �mi v�d de treab�. 611 00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:33,685 �nc� ceva: duce�i-v� dracului, am�ndoi ! 612 00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:40,168 Te-a dat dracului ! 613 00:43:40,234 --> 00:43:43,669 Cum e posibil s� ave�i �n colegiu o astfel de elev� vulgar� ? 614 00:43:43,730 --> 00:43:46,183 - Trebuie eliminat� imediat. - Glume�ti ? 615 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:48,769 E cea mai bun� din clasa ei. 616 00:43:48,803 --> 00:43:53,205 Dar s� nu schimb�m subiectul... Vrei s� scap de elevele cu litera A ? 617 00:43:53,259 --> 00:43:56,976 Da. Scap� de ele ! A�a o s� intre Valentina... 618 00:43:57,555 --> 00:43:59,740 �sta cost� 50.000. 619 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:03,551 Puteai s� ui�i... ? Nu e�ti b�rbat, ai mania banului. 620 00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:07,196 E�ti un vampi... C�te sunt la litera B ? 621 00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,650 - Numai dou�. - Prima e Valentina. 622 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:13,315 - Nu, a doua. - F�-o repede ! 623 00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:16,307 Ce se �nt�mpl� ? De ce s-au �ntrerupt vizitele ? 624 00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:20,113 Profesorul a consultat toate elevele cu litera A. 625 00:44:20,129 --> 00:44:23,126 - Dar �nc� sunt la u�� ! - Vizit� la distan��... 626 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:25,462 Metoda Beckenbauer ! 627 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:28,517 A�i studiat �n Germania... 628 00:44:29,842 --> 00:44:33,360 Aha ! Metoda german�... E cu totul altceva... 629 00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:37,241 Toate elevele cu litera A sunt libere. 630 00:44:37,254 --> 00:44:39,997 S� vin� elevele cu litera B. 631 00:44:40,486 --> 00:44:43,322 - Am o durere ce �ncepe de aici... - Mi-a�i mai spus ! 632 00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:47,543 Am o irita�ie puternic� ce porne�te de aici �i coboar�, coboar�... 633 00:44:47,613 --> 00:44:51,644 C��i ani ave�i ? E o eczem�... 634 00:44:51,682 --> 00:44:54,822 - E nevoie de Clisz ! - Ce e asta ? 635 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:57,717 E v�rul negrule�ului de care v-am spus... 636 00:44:58,809 --> 00:45:03,406 Ce tortur�... ! C�nd intr�, o pun aici �i... 637 00:45:06,149 --> 00:45:09,245 Aici e prea dur... ea e delicat�... 638 00:45:09,861 --> 00:45:13,426 - Mai bine o pun pe canapea �i... - Se poate... ? 639 00:45:13,437 --> 00:45:16,612 - Da. - M� numesc Buna... 640 00:45:16,623 --> 00:45:18,907 Da, da... Acum �n curtea miracolelor e o elev�... 641 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:22,918 Bun�... 642 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:25,445 - M� numesc Luiza Buna... ! - Da, da, v�d... 643 00:45:25,665 --> 00:45:30,055 Nu mai suport ! Am o durere de g�t groaznic�... 644 00:45:31,856 --> 00:45:35,764 Nu pot s� m�n�nc, s� beau... cred c� mi s-au inflamat amigdalele... 645 00:45:36,731 --> 00:45:39,770 Ce crede�i ? Ce ar trebui s� fac ? 646 00:45:39,843 --> 00:45:42,259 - Dezbrac�-te ! - Imediat. 647 00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:45,315 - �nstelate balona�e... - A�a e bine ? 648 00:45:45,401 --> 00:45:48,719 Foarte bine. �i eu am o inflama�ie... la gingii... 649 00:45:49,286 --> 00:45:51,482 Da... ? 650 00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:54,387 �ntinde-te. 651 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,718 - Trebuie s� spun 33 ? - Spune ce vrei... 652 00:45:58,248 --> 00:46:00,275 - Ce face�i, doctore ? - Nu mi�ca, ��i explic mai t�rziu ! 653 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,596 Ce vre�i ? Da�i-v� jos... 654 00:46:03,669 --> 00:46:06,416 Ce vreau ? Vreau mozzarelina... ! 655 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:09,671 - Vreau mozzarelina f�r� nimic... - Ce e mozzarelina ? Eu nu �n�eleg... 656 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,467 Aristide ! 657 00:46:15,409 --> 00:46:18,131 Consult eleva Buna ! 658 00:46:18,131 --> 00:46:21,053 A�a se nume�te �i... e bun�... 659 00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,008 - Pot s�-�i explic tot ! - Da ? 660 00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:26,081 Da... 661 00:46:30,563 --> 00:46:33,589 Azi vom vorbi de corpul uman. 662 00:46:33,974 --> 00:46:37,557 Corpul uman e o ma�in� complex� 663 00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:40,221 iar �tiin�a nu va reu�i niciodat� s�-l reproduc�. 664 00:46:41,018 --> 00:46:43,784 E de o perfec�iune inegalabil�. 665 00:46:43,847 --> 00:46:47,450 O capodoper� a naturii. 666 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:53,168 Care din voi poate s�-mi spun� c�te oase sunt �n corpul uman ? 667 00:46:56,028 --> 00:46:58,963 �tiam... Nimeni ! 668 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:05,873 Ei bine, �n corpul uman sunt 208 oase. 669 00:47:06,247 --> 00:47:10,300 Lipse�te tibia. Care din voi a luat tibia ? 670 00:47:10,483 --> 00:47:15,558 - A luat-o Gustavo s� fac� ciorb� ! - Lini�te ! 671 00:47:18,225 --> 00:47:22,853 Asta e o �coal� serioas�, nu tolerez glume la lec�ii ! 672 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:29,343 Scheletul uman e structura care sus�ine mu�chii... 673 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,280 �i organele interne ale corpului nostru. 674 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,949 Fiecare din noi are �n�untrul s�u un schelet precum cel de aici. �i eu. 675 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,247 V� pute�i imagina c� �n�untrul meu sunt toate astea ? 676 00:47:41,285 --> 00:47:43,810 Da... 677 00:47:49,941 --> 00:47:53,933 Mama mea... 678 00:47:58,008 --> 00:48:01,854 Lec�ia s-a terminat ! Pute�i s� pleca�i. 679 00:48:14,705 --> 00:48:18,378 Cine e�ti tu ? Un spirit ? 680 00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:22,339 Dac� e�ti, d� un semn... 681 00:48:24,637 --> 00:48:27,906 Spune-mi numele t�u ! 682 00:48:27,923 --> 00:48:31,100 Sunt futacul mascat... 683 00:48:32,699 --> 00:48:35,834 Dragule, dragule, dragule... 684 00:48:38,433 --> 00:48:42,205 �sta e mort de foame, �l vre�i �n camera dvs ? 685 00:48:42,246 --> 00:48:45,757 - Vezi-�i de treaba ta ! - Pe pat. 686 00:48:46,995 --> 00:48:50,129 - �ntins sau �ezut ? - �ntins... 687 00:49:12,493 --> 00:49:15,374 Un moment ! 688 00:49:16,107 --> 00:49:18,226 Ce dori�i ? 689 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:22,272 Sunt un c�lug�r de la m�n�stire... vreau s� v�d o elev� ! 690 00:49:22,351 --> 00:49:25,286 Una la �nt�mplare sau ave�i vreo preferin�� ? 691 00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:28,247 Valentina B, sunt p�rintele ei spiritual. 692 00:49:28,313 --> 00:49:31,671 - Trebuie s� vorbi�i cu directoarea. - Unde o pot g�si ? 693 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:34,896 - �n cap�tul coridorului, pe dreapta. - Mul�umesc. 694 00:49:35,616 --> 00:49:38,644 - Mul�umesc, fiule ! - Un moment ! 695 00:49:39,369 --> 00:49:42,644 Pentru a merge la directoare e nevoie de 100.000. 696 00:49:42,777 --> 00:49:45,831 - Eu sunt un frate s�rman... - Pentru asta fac reducere... 697 00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:49,858 Dac� erai Buratti, costa 200.000. 698 00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:53,408 Cine e�ti ? 699 00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:56,491 Alege ! 700 00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:59,934 Pe mor�ii t�i... 701 00:49:59,992 --> 00:50:04,261 Bunicu te prive�te. Fie l�udat� Banca Italiei ! 702 00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:08,995 Fie l�udat Iisus Cristos ! 703 00:50:52,543 --> 00:50:55,758 Profesore... 704 00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:58,748 Ce a�i f�cut ? 705 00:50:59,819 --> 00:51:04,578 Sunt singur, Valentina... Nu mai suport povestea asta... 706 00:51:04,703 --> 00:51:07,923 Calma�i-v�, profesore... 707 00:51:08,301 --> 00:51:11,528 Sunt orfan, v�duv... 708 00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:15,950 ... impozitele, contribu�iile... c��eaua aia de directoare... 709 00:51:16,804 --> 00:51:20,040 Nu mai suport ! 710 00:51:20,056 --> 00:51:22,468 M� sinucid... 711 00:51:22,711 --> 00:51:25,991 - Sunte�i lovit de soart�... - Nu mai am de ce s� tr�iesc... 712 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:30,570 Las�-m� s�-mi pun capul pe s�nii t�i, Valentina... 713 00:51:30,706 --> 00:51:34,705 Nu sunte�i lovit de soart�... sunte�i un maimu�oi... 714 00:51:35,539 --> 00:51:38,632 Nu sunt maimu�oi, sunt ghinionist ! 715 00:51:38,893 --> 00:51:42,177 C�t stres... ! Nu se poate da un num�r �n pace... ! 716 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:46,518 Asta nu e un colegiu, e un congres interna�ional de umbl�re�i... 717 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:49,280 Valentina... 718 00:51:49,368 --> 00:51:53,800 - E directoarea ! E tot timpul �n preajm�... - Valentina, pot s� intru ? 719 00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:56,541 Vin imediat, dna directoare. Ascunde�i-v� �n dulap. 720 00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:59,454 E locul cel mai sigur. 721 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,938 Sunt aici, dna directoare. 722 00:52:03,985 --> 00:52:07,497 Am o veste bun� pentru tine. Ghici cine e ? 723 00:52:07,669 --> 00:52:12,141 - Doamne ! Cine mai e ? - Consilierul t�u spiritual. 724 00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:15,665 Al meu ce ? Eu nu am nici un... 725 00:52:15,787 --> 00:52:18,314 - Tu ? - �i spui tu ? 726 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:20,914 Noi ne cunoa�tem foarte bine, nu-i a�a ? 727 00:52:20,998 --> 00:52:24,363 Am avut grij� de sufletul ei de c�nd era mic�... 728 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:26,624 - V� las singuri. - Mul�umesc. 729 00:52:26,678 --> 00:52:29,512 C�nd termina�i, trece�i pe la mine, am mare nevoie... 730 00:52:30,087 --> 00:52:32,505 Da, da... 731 00:52:32,576 --> 00:52:35,044 Comoara mea... 732 00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:38,472 Porcule ! Nu accept scuzele tale ! 733 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,499 Nu am venit s� m� scuz, am venit s�... 734 00:52:41,574 --> 00:52:45,523 Ai �nnebunit ? Sunt Aristide, sunt so�ul t�u. 735 00:52:45,644 --> 00:52:48,814 �n�elegi prin ce trec eu �n aceste momente ? 736 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:51,583 Am cheltuit o avere cu zdrean�a aia de administrator... 737 00:52:52,227 --> 00:52:56,005 Nu m� intereseaz�, trebuie s� �nv��, nu m� pot g�ndi la asta ! 738 00:52:56,801 --> 00:52:59,379 Nu trebuie s� te g�nde�ti tu, m� g�ndesc eu... 739 00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:02,304 Ajunge. 740 00:53:02,374 --> 00:53:05,804 Fratele voia s� te violeze ! 741 00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:10,009 Haide�i b�ie�i, da�i o m�n� de ajutor... 742 00:53:11,506 --> 00:53:16,029 - Hai, a�a... �ncet... - Ajut�-ne, nu tr�nc�ni. 743 00:53:16,094 --> 00:53:18,559 - Unde-l arunc�m ? - Unde vre�i ! 744 00:53:18,577 --> 00:53:21,629 - �n gr�din�, la gunoi... - �n camer� la directoare... 745 00:53:21,652 --> 00:53:25,047 - S�-i facem un cadou frumos. - Haide... 746 00:53:34,759 --> 00:53:37,518 E liber. 747 00:53:39,573 --> 00:53:43,129 O Doamne ! Cine e asta ? 748 00:53:43,246 --> 00:53:46,959 - Ce-o face cu el nebuna ? - Asta e greu, unde-l punem ? 749 00:53:46,989 --> 00:53:51,020 - Sub p�tur�. - Scoate-l pe cel�lalt. 750 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:54,782 S� ne gr�bim, aia poate intra dintr-un moment �n altul. 751 00:53:56,013 --> 00:53:59,116 S�-l dezbr�c�m, surpriza va fi complet�. 752 00:53:59,147 --> 00:54:02,180 C�nd o s�-l vad�, baba o s� fac� infarct. 753 00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:06,188 - Se treze�te, ce facem ? - M� ocup eu. 754 00:54:07,169 --> 00:54:09,928 Unde e remorca ? Am v�zut-o, era acolo... 755 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:12,884 D�-i asta, o s� doarm� p�n� m�ine diminea��. 756 00:54:12,910 --> 00:54:15,985 Bea, frumosule ! A�a, bravo ! 757 00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:19,713 - Ce i-ai dat ? - Somnifer. 758 00:54:19,808 --> 00:54:23,636 - Asta e laxativ... - Ai dreptate. 759 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,408 Am v�zut-o �i m-a lovit remorca... 760 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,443 - �i d�m dou� ? - Gr�be�te-te ! 761 00:54:30,626 --> 00:54:33,899 - Toat� ? - Da, ce te intereseaz� ? 762 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:37,509 S�-l a�ez�m bine �i o �tergem de aici... 763 00:54:37,731 --> 00:54:41,054 Vise pl�cute, frate ! 764 00:54:41,923 --> 00:54:44,402 Opera�iune �ndeplinit� ! 765 00:54:44,464 --> 00:54:48,026 - Ce a�i f�cut cu... c�lug�rul ? - Nu-�i face griji ! N-o s� mai deranjeze ! 766 00:54:48,102 --> 00:54:51,083 Ne merit�m recompensa... 767 00:54:51,825 --> 00:54:55,009 Haide�i ! Un s�rut, un s�rut... 768 00:54:55,110 --> 00:54:57,977 Bine. 769 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,378 Haide. 770 00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:03,694 - Tu, nu ! Nici s� nu �ncerci. - M�car de poft�... 771 00:55:05,296 --> 00:55:08,056 E�ti ca de obicei... 772 00:55:09,183 --> 00:55:13,082 - Ce face�i ? - Lu' �sta nu-i spui nimic ? 773 00:55:13,694 --> 00:55:16,541 Asta nu e un s�rut, e o sp�l�tur� oral�... 774 00:55:16,844 --> 00:55:19,866 - E�ti un fenomen... - Ce faci ? 775 00:55:20,075 --> 00:55:22,728 A sunat... S� mergem la mas�. 776 00:55:22,826 --> 00:55:25,685 Hei voi, e ora cinei ! 777 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,515 Oh, nu... S�rmanul... ! 778 00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:36,473 Scuze, profesore ! Uitasem ! Totul e �n regul� ? 779 00:55:38,433 --> 00:55:41,938 - Cum v� sim�i�i, profesore ? - R�u. Aer... 780 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:45,394 Aer, aer... 781 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,525 Dumnezeule... 782 00:55:48,998 --> 00:55:52,851 - Acum v� sim�i�i mai bine ? - Nu, mai r�u ! 783 00:55:53,305 --> 00:55:57,341 - Respira�ie... gur� la gur�... - Imediat ! 784 00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:01,310 �ntotdeauna la dispozi�ie, dr�. 785 00:56:01,351 --> 00:56:04,112 Bine�n�eles c� �tiu s� fac respira�ie gur� la gur�. 786 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,021 C�t trebuie s� dureze ? O or�, dou� ore ? S� �ncepem imediat ! 787 00:56:07,025 --> 00:56:09,500 Da ! Cu el ! 788 00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:13,099 Uite despre ce era vorba... 789 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:16,945 Treze�te-te, Pepino ! Cum le-a spus Giotto la boi... 790 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:20,366 "Aia �i-a b�tut joc de noi doi" ! 791 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:25,936 Am venit... 792 00:56:27,154 --> 00:56:30,104 Vin imediat la tine... 793 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:36,041 Scheletonul futacului mascat... 794 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:41,858 Miracol... S-a materializat... ! 795 00:56:42,829 --> 00:56:46,832 Ce minune, ce minune... ! 796 00:56:46,922 --> 00:56:50,648 Visez... 797 00:56:50,734 --> 00:56:53,099 �i eu, e cel mai frumos vis al vie�ii mele... 798 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:56,449 - Tu e�ti, vulpi�a mea ? - Da, eu sunt, m�n�nc�-m� toat�... 799 00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:59,530 - �n sf�r�it, era timpul... - Mie-mi spui... ! 800 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:05,827 - O s�-mi dai tot... ? - Tot, tot tot... 801 00:57:06,575 --> 00:57:09,763 - �mi dai �i mozzarelina ? - Da, �i mozzarelina... 802 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:13,907 - Totul... Ia mozzarelina ta... ! - Vreau... 803 00:57:13,907 --> 00:57:17,295 Asta e barz� topit�... pleac� de aici... 804 00:57:17,307 --> 00:57:21,178 Ce te intereseaz� ? Tot br�nz� e... 805 00:57:21,248 --> 00:57:24,494 M� doare burta, trebuie s� merg la baie... 806 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:26,867 Te duci mai t�rziu... 807 00:57:27,198 --> 00:57:30,392 - 19.800 lire... - Mai trebuie 200 de lire... 808 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:33,557 - Nu mai am nici o lir� ! - Nu ai vreun bon, un bilet de tramvai... 809 00:57:33,581 --> 00:57:36,610 - Nimic. M-ai cur��at de tot ! - De data asta... 810 00:57:36,628 --> 00:57:39,767 - Mul�umesc, Gustavo, e�ti un prieten... - �mi semnezi un cec. 811 00:57:41,364 --> 00:57:44,431 - Ce fiu de curv�... - Fiecare are mama ce �i-o merit�... 812 00:57:44,522 --> 00:57:47,078 - Du-te ! - Gustavo ! Trebuie s� ies ! 813 00:57:47,413 --> 00:57:52,805 - A�teapt� ! M� �ntorc imediat. - Gustavo ! Sunt eu, Pepino ! 814 00:57:52,808 --> 00:57:56,080 S� fiu al naibii ! Chiar acum... 815 00:58:00,969 --> 00:58:04,382 Gustavo... 816 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:10,462 Scara gratis... Ce lovitur� bun�... 817 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:21,075 Nu, nu ! M-a costat 20.000. 818 00:58:29,197 --> 00:58:32,727 Ajutor... 819 00:58:34,659 --> 00:58:37,942 Ce minune... 820 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,977 F� din mine tot ce vrei... spune-mi tot ce vrei... ! 821 00:58:42,047 --> 00:58:44,971 Vreau s� m� duc la baie, m� simt r�u... 822 00:58:45,166 --> 00:58:49,216 - De ce nu o lu�m de la �nceput... ? - Nu m� intereseaz�... vreau la baie... 823 00:58:49,269 --> 00:58:53,410 - E�ti parfumat ca un trandafir... - �la era pentru altceva... 824 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:55,935 Vreau la baie, e urgent... Unde e baia ? 825 00:58:56,948 --> 00:59:01,356 - Mai vreau odat�... ! - Au, au, au... Du-te... 826 00:59:04,411 --> 00:59:07,420 Unde e scara ? Cine a luat-o ? 827 00:59:09,021 --> 00:59:11,684 Ce e asta ? 828 00:59:12,894 --> 00:59:16,274 Un pantof... ! Nu-i r�u. A� putea s� fac... 829 00:59:16,947 --> 00:59:20,000 Ce fac doar cu dreptul ? 830 00:59:20,159 --> 00:59:23,854 - Gustavo... - Cine e ? Unde e ? 831 00:59:24,082 --> 00:59:27,861 Gustavo... sunt aici sus... 832 00:59:28,442 --> 00:59:31,822 O s� cad... 833 00:59:32,356 --> 00:59:35,552 Ce faci, Pepino ? Gimnastic� de noapte ? 834 00:59:35,645 --> 00:59:38,358 La v�rsta ta ��i face r�u. Coboar� ! 835 00:59:38,358 --> 00:59:42,326 - Nu mai e scara... - �i tu �i-ai dat seama ! 836 00:59:42,967 --> 00:59:46,193 G�se�te ceva s� cobor... 837 00:59:46,686 --> 00:59:50,644 - C�t �mi dai ? - Ai pu�in� inim�, te rog ! 838 00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:55,360 Eu am inim�, dar tu ai ficat s� sari ? 839 00:59:55,454 --> 00:59:58,510 - Nu... - Atunci, c�t �mi dai ? 840 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:03,198 - Nu pot s� scot portofelul... - Nu... ? 841 01:00:04,019 --> 01:00:07,386 Atunci arunc�-mi �i cel�lalt pantof ! 842 01:00:11,329 --> 01:00:15,447 Tr�iasc� masculul latin... ! Micu�, plinu� �i robust... 843 01:00:15,475 --> 01:00:18,555 - Unde te duci, micu�ule ? - La baie... 844 01:00:18,921 --> 01:00:21,618 La baie ? Care baie ? 845 01:00:21,713 --> 01:00:25,862 Baia, p�rul... Nu vezi c� nici tu nu �tii ce vrei s� faci... ! 846 01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:28,813 Eu �tiu ce vreau, vreau s� merg la baie... 847 01:00:28,907 --> 01:00:32,542 Acum g�nde�te-te la iubire... La baie mai t�rziu... 848 01:00:41,784 --> 01:00:44,874 Am rezolvat ! Sari ! 849 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:47,156 E�ti nebun ? E numai o plas�... 850 01:00:47,217 --> 01:00:53,255 Pentru o pereche de pantofi vechi ai vrea saltea, cearceaf, pern� �i plapum� ? 851 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,526 Hai, sari ! 852 01:00:56,579 --> 01:00:59,729 Nu te mai prosti ! Sari ! 853 01:01:00,358 --> 01:01:03,305 Sari, nu-�i fie fric� ! 854 01:01:03,321 --> 01:01:07,483 Sari sau nu ? 855 01:01:07,547 --> 01:01:11,791 Nu mai pot... ! Baia... 856 01:01:13,878 --> 01:01:17,313 Ce b�rbat ! Nu poate s� se ab�in�... Ce-o trebui s� fac� in baie ? 857 01:01:26,930 --> 01:01:29,982 Ajutor... 858 01:01:31,215 --> 01:01:34,516 Ce faci, Pepino ? Faci pe acrobatul ? 859 01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:42,534 Gustavo, sunt aici ! 860 01:01:46,086 --> 01:01:50,417 - E�ti bine, Pepino ? - Gustavo... 861 01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:54,000 - Spune-mi ! - Du-te dracului ! 862 01:01:55,707 --> 01:01:59,530 Pleac�, satan� ! Am v�zut moartea cu ochii... ! 863 01:01:59,587 --> 01:02:03,806 - E o nimfoman�... - A�teapt� ! �ntoarce-te la mine... ! 864 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:07,496 M� duc naibii... 865 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,667 - Cum a fost ? - Cum se nume�te sticla �nvelit� �n paie ? 866 01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:21,277 - Fiasco. - Chiar mai r�u... 867 01:02:21,382 --> 01:02:24,475 - Marcello Bernardi ! - Unde e Marcello ? 868 01:02:24,497 --> 01:02:27,487 - Sunt aici. - Asta e Gustavo. 869 01:02:28,109 --> 01:02:31,153 Vezi-�i de treaba ta ! 870 01:02:34,195 --> 01:02:37,254 - Bernardo Marcelli, prezent ! - Vino mai aproape ! 871 01:02:37,312 --> 01:02:39,643 Da, vin... 872 01:02:39,826 --> 01:02:42,556 - Ia loc. - Da, iau loc ! 873 01:02:43,077 --> 01:02:46,175 - C��i ani ai ? - ... opt. 874 01:02:46,256 --> 01:02:49,290 - �i duc cam greu... - Pare cunoscut, cine e ? 875 01:02:49,369 --> 01:02:51,952 Ve�nicul repetent. 876 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:56,867 �n diminea�a asta, am respins destui... �ncearc� s� te salvezi m�car tu ! 877 01:02:56,967 --> 01:03:01,272 - V�d c� e�ti cam m�ricel... - Fac �i eu ce pot... ! 878 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,952 Pentru c� educa�ia voastr� a fost pu�in cam s�rac�... 879 01:03:06,310 --> 01:03:09,777 am s� ��i pun o �ntrebare u�oar�. O �ntrebare de clasa a cincea. 880 01:03:10,139 --> 01:03:12,665 - �tii s� faci un romb ? - Cum s� nu ?! 881 01:03:12,759 --> 01:03:16,236 Bine. F�-l ! 882 01:03:27,146 --> 01:03:30,166 - Ce faci ? - Aterizarea ! 883 01:03:30,227 --> 01:03:32,860 - Nu ai �n�eles ? - Nu e bine ? Un moment ! 884 01:03:37,548 --> 01:03:40,727 Nu e rombul pe care-l vreau eu. Vreau un romb adev�rat. 885 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:01,723 A� vreau s� �tiu de ce Marcello nu s-a prezentat ! 886 01:04:02,144 --> 01:04:06,717 - Risca s� fie respins ! - Cred c� avea ceva mai bun de f�cut. 887 01:04:06,795 --> 01:04:09,206 Ce ? 888 01:04:09,210 --> 01:04:12,966 - Azi nu aveai examen ? - Ba da. Mi-am trimis dublura. 889 01:04:13,011 --> 01:04:16,633 - �i dac� e�ti respins ? - Ce m� intereseaz� ? 890 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,857 Era singura posibilitate ca s� r�m�n singur cu tine. 891 01:04:19,870 --> 01:04:22,900 �i nu voiam s-o pierd... 892 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:27,251 - ��i sunt m�car pu�in simpatic ? - Putin... dar acum... de-ajuns ! 893 01:04:29,586 --> 01:04:32,561 E t�rziu ! O s� pierd examenul ! 894 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:36,351 Valentina ! Mai a�teapt� cinci minute... ! 895 01:04:36,695 --> 01:04:41,732 Te cred ! I-am dat 20.000 lu' Gustavo. 896 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:45,670 - E�ti nebun ! - Da, nebun dup� tine ! 897 01:04:46,563 --> 01:04:50,170 Nu e posibil... Chiar nu �tii nimic... 898 01:04:50,947 --> 01:04:53,753 Cum poate promova ? 899 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,882 Respins ! 900 01:04:55,918 --> 01:04:58,768 Prof. Capponi, este unul dintre elevii dvs ? 901 01:04:58,835 --> 01:05:00,388 - Nu ! - Cum, nu ? 902 01:05:00,391 --> 01:05:02,651 - Da, da... - Bine, bine... 903 01:05:02,705 --> 01:05:07,618 Da�i o educa�ie bun� elevilor. Va fi notat �n dosarul personal. 904 01:05:07,782 --> 01:05:11,384 Bravo ! Pot s� plec ? 905 01:05:11,451 --> 01:05:13,726 Du-te, du-te... 906 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:17,160 La revedere ! Ciao, Pepino ! 907 01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:23,215 Ave�i cam multe confiden�e cu elevii... 908 01:05:24,244 --> 01:05:29,448 E un nemernic... jigodie... un prost... 909 01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:33,892 Prostu' �la de tat-su... ! 910 01:05:34,156 --> 01:05:37,723 �i cartu�ul �la prost care l-a tras c�nd l-a f�cut... 911 01:05:38,413 --> 01:05:41,288 ... dac�-l prind... uite a�a-l g�uresc... 912 01:06:06,461 --> 01:06:10,912 Urm�torul este Buratti. V� rog, profesore ! 913 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:17,523 S� fiu al naibii... 914 01:06:18,043 --> 01:06:21,238 Tu e�ti Buratti ? Intr� ! 915 01:06:21,304 --> 01:06:24,660 - C�t e �paga ? - Nu fi t�mpit ! Intr� ! 916 01:06:24,736 --> 01:06:28,018 - Ia pastila asta ! - Ce e ? 917 01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:31,129 - E simpamin�, te �nt�re�te. - Ce e simpamina ? 918 01:06:32,669 --> 01:06:36,034 Vino ! Pu�in cam b�tr�nel... 919 01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:38,430 Ce s� facem... 920 01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:41,254 - Ia loc ! - Te rog... 921 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,578 Scoate-�i ochelarii ! 922 01:06:46,762 --> 01:06:50,007 C��i ani ai ? 923 01:06:50,094 --> 01:06:53,773 - Nu te freac� grija pe tine ! - O, Doamne... ! 924 01:06:53,962 --> 01:06:56,532 �ncepem bine ! 925 01:06:56,619 --> 01:06:59,997 Nu... domnule pre�edinte... Trebuie s� �n�elege�i c�... 926 01:07:00,147 --> 01:07:03,611 un elev la o �coal� privat� greu accept� proprietatea... 927 01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:06,406 O fi st�njenitor pentru tine, bestie nimfoman� ! 928 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,364 Ce e cu comportamentul �sta ? 929 01:07:09,377 --> 01:07:11,682 - Sunte�i neamuri ? - Nu ! 930 01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:14,428 Tu ce vrei, fa�� de br�nz� topit� ? 931 01:07:14,476 --> 01:07:16,298 - Cine e fa�� de br�nz� topit� ? - Tu ! 932 01:07:16,789 --> 01:07:19,557 Te fac buc��ele �i te bag �n mortadela ba... 933 01:07:20,216 --> 01:07:21,968 B�i, b�rbu��... 934 01:07:21,970 --> 01:07:24,552 Nu uita�i c� asta e o sal� de examen ! 935 01:07:24,585 --> 01:07:26,945 - Ce e ? - O sal� de examen ! 936 01:07:27,581 --> 01:07:32,002 Asta s-a t�mpit ! Auzi ! O sal� de examen... 937 01:07:32,331 --> 01:07:35,755 Calm ! Altfel ai s� enervezi toat� comisia... 938 01:07:36,501 --> 01:07:39,744 Auzi ! Se enerveaz� comisia... 939 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:41,921 - Dvs sunte�i nervos ? - Nu, nu... 940 01:07:41,989 --> 01:07:44,923 Mai bine. Altfel m� apuc� pe mine �i... 941 01:07:46,015 --> 01:07:49,062 Ce frumu�ic� e�ti... ! Permite�i ! Buratti ! 942 01:07:50,139 --> 01:07:53,080 E�ti simpatic� ! Ochi dulci, gur� frumoas�... 943 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:57,248 - Acum ia loc �i stai calm... - E�ti nervos ? 944 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,320 Nu, nu, nu... 945 01:07:59,394 --> 01:08:02,688 Suntem cu to�ii calmi, relu�m examenul... 946 01:08:02,811 --> 01:08:05,327 - E�ti lini�tit ? - Bine... 947 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:09,012 S� �ncepem ! 948 01:08:12,494 --> 01:08:14,570 Tu erai ! V�ndut ! 949 01:08:15,827 --> 01:08:18,877 - 20.000... - Care 20.000 ? Nu am f�cut nimic... 950 01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:21,681 - Nimic ? - Nimic... 951 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:24,976 - Nici m�car... - Nici m�car aia... 952 01:08:25,204 --> 01:08:28,100 - Atunci �mi dai 40.000. - De ce ? 953 01:08:28,123 --> 01:08:31,080 M� mai �ntrebi ? 954 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,270 Faci teatru mut ? Nu �tii nimic ? 955 01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:39,225 E�ti un ignorant... 956 01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:42,497 - Ignorant, de ce ? - Pre�edintele a spus doar a�a... 957 01:08:42,511 --> 01:08:45,432 se �n�elege c� e�ti preg�tit... 958 01:08:45,499 --> 01:08:48,375 Dar... cum se spune... e�ti... 959 01:08:48,401 --> 01:08:50,723 - Distrat. - Da, a�a e ! 960 01:08:50,811 --> 01:08:54,012 - Timid. - Retardat ! 961 01:08:56,529 --> 01:08:59,543 - Eu, retardat ? - Profesore, e�ti un cretin ! 962 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:02,039 - E�ti violent ! - Cine ? 963 01:09:02,072 --> 01:09:03,739 - Tu. - Eu ? 964 01:09:06,641 --> 01:09:10,496 Eu ? Eu sunt chintesen�a dulce�ii... 965 01:09:10,496 --> 01:09:13,109 �i a p�rerii mele... 966 01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:16,997 - Da, da... - D�-mi o guri�� ! 967 01:09:17,962 --> 01:09:20,584 Sunt Buratti ! M-a�i chemat ? 968 01:09:21,164 --> 01:09:25,355 - Buratti ? Dar tu cine e�ti ? - Cum, cine sunt ?! Sunt Buratti ! 969 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:27,676 - �i tu ? - De ce, ai ceva �mpotriv� ? 970 01:09:27,677 --> 01:09:30,546 - Nu am nimic �mpotriv�... - �mi cur�� pantofii cu barba ta... 971 01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:33,936 - Aristide... ce faci aici ? - Comoara mea... 972 01:09:34,698 --> 01:09:37,413 Valentina mea... 973 01:09:40,967 --> 01:09:44,036 - Scuza�i ! - Ai pierdut fusta, comoara mea... 974 01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:46,938 Vii f�r� fust�... ? Nu-i nimic, vino ! 975 01:09:47,124 --> 01:09:50,633 Oricum vei fi promovat�. Zece cu laude... 976 01:09:51,741 --> 01:09:55,927 - Ia loc ! - Cine sunte�i ? 977 01:09:55,955 --> 01:09:58,631 - Cum, cine sunt ? Sunt so�ul ! - Nu trebuie s� da�i examenul ? 978 01:09:58,672 --> 01:10:01,844 - Nu, de ce ? - Ie�i�i imediat ! 979 01:10:03,707 --> 01:10:06,494 Cine s� ias� imediat ? 980 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:12,161 Nu, de ce ?! Dac� vre�i s� asista�i la examen... comisia e de-acord... 981 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:13,839 Nu-i a�a ? 982 01:10:13,848 --> 01:10:15,967 - Da... - Nu ! 983 01:10:16,407 --> 01:10:18,975 - Ba da ! Gre�esc ? - Nu... 984 01:10:19,457 --> 01:10:22,501 - Dac� sunte�i de acord, s� �ncepem. - S� �ncepem ! 985 01:10:23,116 --> 01:10:27,324 - S� �ncepem cu o �ntrebare... - Grea ! 986 01:10:27,354 --> 01:10:31,243 - U�oar� ! - O �ntrebare, a�a �i a�a... 987 01:10:31,304 --> 01:10:34,367 Sunt perfect de acord. Ascult� bine ! 988 01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:37,812 Cine a fost generalul cu prenumele Bonaparte... 989 01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:41,394 care a devenit �mp�ratul francezilor �i s-a n�scut �n Corsica... 990 01:10:41,802 --> 01:10:44,957 care a murit pe Sf. Elena, care a �nvins la Austerlitz... 991 01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:48,431 �i a fost �nfr�nt la Waterloo ?! 992 01:10:49,892 --> 01:10:53,149 - Dac� e dificil, nu r�spunde ! - Hai, domni�oar�... ! 993 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,763 Mai u�or de at�t... Cine a fost ? 994 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:59,967 - Celentano ! - Ce treab� are Celentano ?! 995 01:10:59,983 --> 01:11:02,458 Nu ? O fi f�cut vreo prob�... 996 01:11:02,811 --> 01:11:05,759 Concentreaz�-te, dr�... ! 997 01:11:05,841 --> 01:11:09,644 - Napoleon ! - Foarte bine ! Bravo ! 998 01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:16,688 - Imediat la tabl� ! - O la�i s� mearg� la tabl� ? 999 01:11:17,557 --> 01:11:21,355 Bine ! Du-te la tabl� ! 1000 01:11:22,857 --> 01:11:26,893 Sta�i jos ! Nu sunte�i altceva dec�t ni�te nimfomani. 1001 01:11:29,332 --> 01:11:31,850 Ce trebuie s� fac ? 1002 01:11:32,277 --> 01:11:36,108 Scrie... 1003 01:11:42,473 --> 01:11:44,944 Care e valoarea zeta ? 1004 01:11:46,579 --> 01:11:50,341 �i dac� arhiepiscopul Constantinopolului ar vrea... 1005 01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:53,950 s� episcopeasc� totul... 1006 01:11:54,199 --> 01:11:56,702 S� �ncerc�m cu ceva mai u�or... 1007 01:11:56,933 --> 01:11:59,702 Spune-ne, care este volumul unei sfere ? 1008 01:12:00,730 --> 01:12:04,096 - Nu. - Spune-ne aria cercului. 1009 01:12:04,681 --> 01:12:09,161 - Nu. - Cum se nume�te linia care delimiteaz� cercul ? 1010 01:12:12,299 --> 01:12:14,891 Bine, spune-i... s� fie mul�umit... 1011 01:12:17,090 --> 01:12:22,441 Linia care... delimiteaz� cercul... 1012 01:12:26,694 --> 01:12:30,161 se nume�te... o am pe v�rful limbii... 1013 01:12:31,143 --> 01:12:34,231 Ba... ce faci ? 1014 01:12:34,748 --> 01:12:37,008 Ce sunt semnele alea ? 1015 01:12:37,149 --> 01:12:40,514 - Te rup... - S� �ncepem din nou... 1016 01:12:40,630 --> 01:12:44,333 - Plec�m ! Mergem imediat acas� ! - Vreau s� termin examenul. 1017 01:12:44,938 --> 01:12:47,918 Ce ru�ine ! 1018 01:12:47,955 --> 01:12:50,659 - Mergem acas�, draga mea. - Afrodita... 1019 01:12:51,203 --> 01:12:54,241 Ce prost �i-a cusut rochia ? 1020 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:56,940 Profesore Pier Capponi, sunte�i concediat ! 1021 01:12:56,958 --> 01:13:00,338 Pier Capponi ?! Cine e durul �la ? 1022 01:13:00,361 --> 01:13:03,074 Profesor Giuseppe Pier Capponi ! 1023 01:13:03,123 --> 01:13:07,236 Deci el e faimosul Pier Capponi ! Omul important de care aminteai mereu... 1024 01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:10,734 C�nt�re�ul patriot ce c�nta f�r� boa�e... 1025 01:13:10,751 --> 01:13:14,595 Pentru el ai p�r�sit patul conjugal... �i ai venit aici... 1026 01:13:14,632 --> 01:13:18,513 Acum ��i fac eu un cerc... 1027 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,594 ��i smulg boa�ele �i �i le pun �n loc de ochelari... 1028 01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:24,993 Te rup tot... te dezmembrez... Ai �n�eles ? 1029 01:13:25,588 --> 01:13:28,874 Futacul mascat... Acum vei fi al meu pentru totdeauna... 1030 01:13:28,915 --> 01:13:31,982 - N-am s� te las niciodat�... - Ajutor... 1031 01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:35,279 N-am s� te p�r�sesc niciodat�... 1032 01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:40,212 V� rog ! Salva�i-m� de nimfoman�... ! 1033 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:44,447 Nimfomana... e grea... 1034 01:13:46,746 --> 01:13:49,895 Lua�i-o pe Moby Dick... E nimfoman�... ! 1035 01:13:51,105 --> 01:13:54,541 Ministrul Educa�iei... 1036 01:13:57,836 --> 01:14:00,942 V� mul�umesc, dle ministru ! 1037 01:14:09,968 --> 01:14:12,509 Doamn�... 1038 01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:16,943 - �mi da�i mozzarelina ? - Cum ��i permi�i, needucatule ? 1039 01:14:16,943 --> 01:14:20,144 - Ce e, comoara mea ? - Du-te la so�ul meu ! 1040 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,253 Spune�i ! 1041 01:14:24,025 --> 01:14:27,213 - A� vrea mozzarelina. - Ce ? 1042 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:28,943 - A� vrea... - Ce ? 1043 01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,302 - Mortadela. - Bine ! B�iete ! 1044 01:14:32,303 --> 01:14:35,633 - Mortadela pentru domnul ! - Imediat, dle Aristide ! 1045 01:14:43,507 --> 01:14:45,873 - C�t cost� ? - 600, la cas�. 1046 01:14:45,905 --> 01:14:49,073 Mul�umesc ! 1047 01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:53,329 600. 1048 01:14:53,842 --> 01:14:56,817 Uite restul ! S� te �ntorci mai repede... 1049 01:14:57,433 --> 01:15:00,040 De la Aristide de-ai cump�rat, norocul te-a marcat ! 1050 01:15:01,356 --> 01:15:05,027 Tema �n clas�. "Salamul �n Evul Mediu". 1051 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,243 Cine gre�e�te, va scrie de o sut� de ori: 1052 01:15:07,264 --> 01:15:09,111 "Cultura e mare, dar eu sunt un prost". 1053 01:15:09,192 --> 01:15:11,897 - Nu-i a�a, comoara mea ? - Da, dragule ! 1054 01:15:11,954 --> 01:15:18,531 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 86648

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