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What ever happened to the big 'Revitalize Downtown Lawndale' plan?
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They spent all the money on flags.
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Come on. We have to get to the post office before it closes.
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Ah, new wanted posters go up today?
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No use trying to keep good news secret in this town. Coming?
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Actually, I really need an eraser. A nice, big, cute one. You guys go on ahead
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and I'll catch up with you at the pizza place.
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Ladies! Gentlemen! And especially ladies! Ruttheimer the Prestidigitator begs
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your indulgence! May I show you something that will astound and amaze?
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Look, babe! Upchuck's doing magic! Like David Coppertone!
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A simple deck of cards. And nothing up my sleeve, unless you don't count my
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rippling musculature.
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Let's go, Kevvy, or Cashman's will be all out of that thingy your going to want
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to buy me.
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Now I'll need some help from the audience.
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Me! Me! Me!
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Hmm. Yes, you'll do nicely. Pick a card, any card. Look at it and return it to
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the deck.
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That was awesome!
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We're not done.
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It was still cool.
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Now, comely miss, if you will. Reach into my shirt pocket, with your teeth, and
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remove the card that you find there!
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Um, okay.
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Is this your card, sir?
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Um, I forgot.
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It did have a guy on it.
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Oh, right! Hey! You took my card man!
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Brr! It's like he read your mind. Do you think he can read my mind? 'Cause that
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stuff I was thinking about Teddy Wazniac doesn't mean I'd actually do that stuff
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with Teddy Wazni... eep!
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Wow. This place is so old, even the crayons have expired.
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It's really orbiting Planet Yesterday, huh? They don't make 'em like they used to.
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I love this stuff! Photo corners, cloth typewriter ribbons, sealing wax.
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Oh, look. Carbon paper.
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I'm Nathan.
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Jane.
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I really ought to give this a test scribble before I buy it.
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Maybe I could write down, say, a phone number?
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How about mine?
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And he wares cuff links, and drives one of those big old cars with fins.
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How great is that?
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Do you think it's a good idea to pick up a perfect stranger while under the
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influence of ink well fumes? Even if he has come here from prehistoric times.
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Hey, if I didn't have the nerve to pick up guys, you wouldn't have a boyfriend.
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Oh great. I'm not going to have to date this guy now, am I?
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Hey!
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What'd I say?
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I don't know, I hate the present too, but not enough to ware a zoot suit.
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He doesn't ware a zoot suit. He's a snappy dresser in the classical-elegant
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sense. Plus, he has impecable manners and a biting whit.
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Oh, so he's...
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And he loves girls!!
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Okay, he's got it all. Not like some guys.
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It's true. If I really cared, I'd dress like a dead man too.
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Thanks for the encourgement, you two. Maybe sometime you can teach me how to
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pass judgement on someone I've never met.
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She's going to be dissappointed.
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Yeah. That's not really the kind of thing you can teach.
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I place a ball beneath a cup. With dazzling skill I mix them up.
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The ball withdraws like a bashful maid, who runs away when attention's paid.
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Where, oh where, did my pretty one go? Risk ten bills if you think you know!
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Despite your distracting and poorly metered rhyme, my eagle eye tells me that
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the ball is most certainly underneath that cup!
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And I've got the ten spot to prove it!
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I hate to contradict you, Anthony, but - heh heh heh - it's under that one.
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Would you like to bet, Mr. O'Neill?
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Yeah! I'm not afraid to back up my sporting supposition with cold hard cash!
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Well, I suppose I should have the courage of my convictions.
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Oh no! How could my razor sharp intellect betray me?
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In loss there is wisdom.
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Go away!
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Um, yes.
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Thanks for the assistance, Mr. De-plant-ino.
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I quite enjoy helping the cretinous hoards learn a valuable lesson about
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gullibility and trust. Gimme my cut!
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The cash is sweet, but sweeter still, the chance to attract the most luscious of
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ladies with my mesmerizing stage presence. Aha! It's working already!
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Beauteous maidens, may I show you something that will astound and amaze?
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Only if it's a disappearing act.
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No, a feat of illusion.
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Like, contouring your nose to make it look thin?
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Not me!
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Please, spare just a moment to behold my astonishing magic skills!
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Make it fast, Charles. I don't want to get stuck in the midday cosmetics counter crush.
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Observe! Genuine U.S. currency! Which I shall now tear into tiny pieces!
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That is most certainly illegal!
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But wait! Through the commanding force of my virile presence, the bill is
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magically restored!
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Truly astonishing.
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But, how'd he do that?
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Oh, Stacy. You are so naive. He obviously used mirrors or something.
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Besides, who cares if he can fix a ten. It's not like it was a fifty.
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Come on. Let's make some real money disappear.
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That was a good one, Sandi.
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Hey, stranger. Haven't seen you around much.
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Been hanging out with Nathan.
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I had a hunch. Heard any good barber shop quartets lately?
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No, but we went to an antique car show Sunday, and we're starting fox-trot
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lessons tonight.
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Sounds great. Except for the car show and fox-trot part.
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Dancing is fun, Daria, which is more than I can say for you these days.
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Come on. A month ago, you would have been laughing at this too.
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You don't have to put Nathan and me down just because you and Tom are in a rut.
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At least we weren't doing the fox-trot when we tripped and fell in it.
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Ha.
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Hey, come back!
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Do you know your seams are crooked?
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So, pizza?
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What?
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Do you think we're in a rut?
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Where'd that come from?
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Jane. Just because her exciting social life involves co-piloting a time machine.
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Nathan?
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Don't you think he sounds a little pretentious?
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Is that any way to talk about your future boyfriend?
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Hey!
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What'd I say?
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Come on. Let's shake up our routine and go someplace crazy.
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What if he does turn out to be a complete jerk.
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Isn't that Jane's call?
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I feel a certain responsibility for the health and well being of her social life.
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Um, me too. But we've got to give this guy a chance.
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I guess.
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Hi, I'm Debbie, your server. Would you care for a free Sour Cream Supreme Potato
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Skin with your order today?
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Gee, I bet you say that to all the customers.
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If I don't, you get a free five dollar Phineas T. Firefly gift certificate, good
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at any of our two hundred and forty locations across the country!
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Think we can catch the last rut out of here?
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You know, this place used to be a speakeasy.
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Until some spoilsport repealed prohibition and ruined everything.
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Actually, it was the developers who ruined everything, with their tract housing,
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mini-malls and chain restaurants that serve potato skins.
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Youse know da pass word?
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Yahooty.
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Okay, Jonnieboy. Yer in.
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Oh, no. After youse.
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Chivalry ain't dead. Dames first.
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The problem with modern restaurants is that they don't serve enough lime aspic
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with marshmallow surprises.
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Told you this club was eighteen carat. Too bad the crowd tonight is kind of
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Frankie come lately. They're so post-khakies ad.
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I'm serious! That guy's tie is too wide, and his compenario is wearing
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suspenders and a belt! I can't believe they let them in!
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Gee, maybe I shouldn't have put on gloves and a necklace.
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Relax! You're with Nathan, sweetheart. You can't be more in than that! Want to
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cut a rug?
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Just call me Scissors Girl.
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Jane, you're one swell chick
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And you're, uh, one swell swell?
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Would you mind if I kissed you?
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You're actually asking?
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Hey, I'm a class act.
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Then... sure.
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My hair!
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It's a quick fix.
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No! No! It's complicated! I got to get to a mirror!
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Palmade. I got to get to a napkin.
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Oh, how I wish I could quench your curiosity, my pet, but I cannot reveal my
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secrets. It's the Magician's Code.
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But I have to know how you did it! I can't get it out of my mind!
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I know the feeling! There are so many things that I can't get out of my mind!
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Like that dream about the mermaids and the fudge sauce, for example?
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Was that Stacy with Upchuck?
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No way. It must be that girl who looks like Stacy, except when she turns around.
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Or that girl who looks like that girl.
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Hey, wait up.
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You're lucky I have trouble walking in heels.
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Listen, I'm sorry I gave you a hard time about Nathan.
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Why do you always have to write people off before you even know them?
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I thought that's what you liked about me.
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Well, I guess I can forgive you. Besides, this retro thing is pretty silly.
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I mean I'm wearing a snood.
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I was pretending not to notice.
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But, what the hell, it's just for fun.
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Which is what I finally figured out. So, can I walk you to your steno pool?
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Actually, Nathan is picking me up.
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Need a ride home?
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Um...
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Matching dress and tie. Um, copasetic.
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Hey, you speaketh the jive!
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I dabble.
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That's a swinging look you've put together, Daria. Catholic School Girl meets
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Kings Road London, circa eighty-three.
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Darn, I was going for circa eighty-two.
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Hey, Daria, do you and Tom want to hang out with us Friday? We're going to check
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out this movie theater outside town.
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Um, sure. That sounds... fun.
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Nathan, how the hell are you keeping that hat on?
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Custom made, my man. It's all in the fit.
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And yet they can't find a cure for cancer.
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Nathan owns a pair of pants that belonged to Sammy Davis Junior.
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I can't ware them, though. They're a very strange shape.
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Then what do you put on when you want to take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew?
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Uh, how'd you get interested in all this?
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Well, I've always dug the beauty and elegance of post-war American design.
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People had a sense of timeless style and civilized decorum back then.
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Well, yeah. But you also had the timeless style of Cold War conformity and the
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civilized decorum of segregation.
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I'm not saying it was all steak and onions. But there were standards.
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Yeah, dress codes, loyalty oaths.
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Oh, there it is!
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What movie are we seeing?
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No movie.
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Wow. Erie. Let's get out and poke around.
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It is kind of bizarre.
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No, hairless cats are bizarre. This is kind of... cool.
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Darn. We're the first one's here. I wanted to make an entrance.
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First ones here?
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Look, here comes Charlece and Asher!
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Oh god. It's night of the vintage threads!
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Come on, Jane. I'll introduce you to the gang.
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There's a gang??
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But first, hair check!
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Hey, that was pretty good.
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And I'm sure they didn't spend a good portion of their teen years practicing it either.
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Aren't you guys coming?
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You mean outside? You do see the people, right?
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Daria.
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Okay, okay. Just drop us off at home first.
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Ah, leave 'em. Some people can't make the scene unless they clear it first with
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the P.C. police.
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For a minute, during the ride there, I thought you were going to go for his throat.
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Believe me, I've been fighting back the urge to strangle him with Sammy Davis'
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pants. But Jane thinks he's swingin'.
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I wish the P.C. police were here. I bet they'd give us a ride home.
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I had a great time the other night.
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Yeah, me too.
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Sorry we woke you guys up when we got back in the car.
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Hey, no problem. We got in a good three hours first.
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Come see a feat of legerdemain so dangerous that I've taken out an insurance
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policy on my body, and my bodily fluids. This Saturday night, I will be
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handcuffed, straight jacketed, and interred within an airtight, steel
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reinforced, military grade trunk. Then, it's escape, or asphyxiate.
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Do we get to pick?
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All proceeds...
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Most proceeds to benefit the special expenditures fund for embedding microchips
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in the gym equipment.
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Upchuck, bound and gagged. That does sound entertaining.
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I'll take four tickets.
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On behalf of pilfered basketballs everywhere, Ms. Lane, I'd like to say that's
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very school spirited of you.
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You ask Tom, I'll ask Nathan. My treat.
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If that's the work for it.
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Behold! An approaching quartet of lovelies! It appears that my magic mojo is
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working overtime! Hi... Stacy.
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Um, hi.
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Did you just say 'hello' to Upchuck? Or was that a hiccup?
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Must be all the diet soda I've been drinking.
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Whoa, canary yellow!
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Hi, I'm Nathan. Jane's escort for the evening.
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You must be Trent. It's great to finally meet you.
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Yeah. Same here. You, um, dress like that every day?
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Sure. Do you?
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What?
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Dress like that? I mean, the sixties are over.
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The forties were over first.
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Maybe, but great style is timeless.
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That's exactly what I was going to say. Thanks.
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No, thank you.
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It was so much easier when I had one outfit.
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Yo.
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Hey gorgeous.
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Hey. Wow. You really do own a zoot suit.
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Got to have something for special occasions.
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Trouble travels by trike! Under-age road rage, next on Sick Sad World.
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How could anyone watch that crap! The decline of modern civilization. Right?
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Exactly.
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Ready to go? The Tiki Tavern is going to be packed tonight!
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I bought tickets to see Upchuck the Irritating, remember? You know, first the
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freaky, then the tiki.
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Oh, come on! Magic is so old and corny! And the gang's expecting us in time for
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the floating ukulele review.
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I told Daria and Tom we'd be there. You know, my gang?
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Sorry, it's just not my speed. Um, you know you're mixing forties shoes with a
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fifties dress, right?
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Okaaaay.
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I think Stacy has confused being fashionably late with outright tardiness.
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She's been so weird lately.
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She hardly didn't eat anything at lunch. Did that make sense?
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I got it.
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Welcome one and all! I'd like to thank Mr. Ruttheimer for supporting a most
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worthy cause, and for giving me some pointers for adapting the intercom system
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for post hypnotic suggestions! I will tithe my earning to Lawndale High, tithe
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my earnings to Lawndale High. And now, Rutthemimer the Prestidigitator and his
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lovely assistant, Stacy!
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Emergency meeting immediately following show!
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Her costume! It's so sparkly!
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Greetings, magic aficionados!
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Please, be gentile, my sweet. I have a very delicate... everything!
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I hope I'm doing this right.
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No complaints on this end. Rowrr!
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As soon as I am fully bondaged, I will enter this steel, reinforced trunk,
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which the lovely Stacy will close and lock.
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From the outside!
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Oh no! What do I do next?
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Where do you think Jane and Nathan are?
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Maybe the roadster ran out of jive juice.
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Do these meet with your approval?
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They're from the forties too. I just don't think you're ready to mix era's yet.
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Look in the mirror! You're the one wearing a forties zoot suit to a sixties tiki bar!
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Damn! What was I thinking? Now I have to go home and change!
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What's taking so long? I rented the auditorium out, and the single
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scientologists will be here in less than an hour!
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He was supposed to signal me! Something's wrong!
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Panic! Panic! I foresee a massive hike in insurance premiums!
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Why do I always wind up bailing out the naive and/or incompetent when their
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ill-conceived plans go awry!
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It's just like a man to be there one minute and gone the next! Hiya!
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Get over yourself! You're taking this all way to seriously!
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No, you're not taking it seriously enough!
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Nathan, it's a fad! It's just for fun, not something to go to war over!
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You're wrong! Retro will never die! It's not just about bowling shirts and
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cocktail shakers and dice shaped cuff-links! It's about pride and standards that
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set us apart from today's mindless, insipid mainstream!
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The trendies have come and gone!
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The true believers are left! Are you with us, or against us?
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Nathan, if you really liked me, it wouldn't matter if I was wearing fishnets or sweatpants!
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You own sweatpants?!
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Get out!
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Dilitant!
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Poser!
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Argh! I was pre-khakis commercial, and don't you forget it!
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Come on, you rigid, stubborn box of death! Yield, I say! Yield!
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No goodbye, not even a note, after I gave you the best years of my life!
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Stacy, it's just tragic how you so completely embarrassed yourself!
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Yeah. And freaked out!
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And your mascara! It's not even waterproof! Oh, I can't look!
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Good thing Upchuck's buried alive in there so you won't have to spend the rest
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of your life seeking revenge for the way he's humiliated you in front of the
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whole school.
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Oh, Sandi. You are so naive.
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Huh?
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Where is he??
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Probably chatting up some floosey in a sleazy roadside tavern, complaining about
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how he and his wife haven't slept in the same bed since...
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He's back there!
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Shazam!
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I've got to admit, I really thought he was in trouble.
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Optimist. Are those Sammy Davis's pants?
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Let's hear it for my lovely and very talented assistant Stacy, and her Oscar
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worthy acting job!
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Your crocodile tears bring out the tiger in me! Rowrr!
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Maybe Stacy can teach me to cry.
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It would be useful at home, and in a variety of social situations.
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Drive home safe! Tithe your earnings! Welcome, Single Scientologists!
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Did I miss anything?
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Nothing good. Upchuck survived.
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Where's Sir Swanky? Sorry, I mean...
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We broke up.
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No kidding.
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At least now I can admit I didn't like him.
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What if we get back together?
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Aw, crap!
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Relax, that's not going to happen. You knew he was a jerk, didn't you?
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I didn't feel it was my place to state that incredibly obvious fact.
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I mean 'impose my subjective opinion.'
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I should have known when you didn't try to steal him from me.
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Hey!
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What'd I say? Eh, maybe I did all that goofy stuff because I was a little too
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eager to be hanging out with a cool guy.
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No. You were right about fun being fun. I'm gonna try and remember that
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on the off chance that, one day I actually allow myself to have some.
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I guess Nathan's stylish good looks blinded me to the profound jerkyness underneath.
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You always did have a weakness for the cute ones.
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Eighty, ninety, a hundred.
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Not bad, considering most of those clothes came from the attic.
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How do you feel about the beauty and elegance of a post war American pizza?
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I guess I'm buying, since I've got the hundred bucks.
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Ninety. Remember, you have to give ten to Ms. Li.
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Oh, yeah. Damn post hypnotic suggestion.
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