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I know I've been on the lightning.

- Ooh. - The people you're still gonna win?

You know..

- Hmm. - Oh, college experience, don't you?

You're right.

You promised you gonna write in the movie.

Hagyne, man! How you doing? Throwing on the dice.

- Oh, professor, good day. - Hmm.

Hmm. Gotta go.

You've had some never-things together.

- Hot. - Hot.

- Sorry. - I'm not gonna- - You've had it.

- Rebecca, get her. - Yeah, bar.

And I go, go. Go, speed.

Dad, Griffiths.

Well done.

Hi.

- First, first, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.

- Ralph, where are you? - Where's the stick?

Pictures before the ceremony.

- I'll be right now. - I know it.

I'm sorry.

- Did he kill me? - Here.

Open it and put it on.

Oh my god, that is so sweet, stats.

- Did that happen? - Oh, man.

It's nice.

- Bunga, Pogun. - Awesome.

- Oh, no, that's the third. - That is her.

- What's wrong? - Shit.

- I guess I might dress up. - Never have something.

- Oh, I think. - You're such an in-great Pogun.

- Spencer, please help me in the choir. - You're welcome.

- Pictures of my family, okay? This is the photo that will define us

with a rest of our lives. Where we met and fell in love.

- Hmm? - It's better to have a look.

- We're lost. - Okay.

- Are you there? - I love you.

- Thank you. - Ladies and gentlemen,

meet our business class graduates.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- It's just not the same as standing in the choir in our cap and gown. - I'm sorry,

but I have to take Hogan home. You know he has a problem dumping in public bathrooms?

- Nice image, thanks. - Look, we have a photo in front of my child,

who treehouse, I built it when I was nine. Not good enough.

- It's just not the same. - It's good. Drink.

- Hey, I get a beer and a shot at Ticila and thumb in the ass for my girlfriend.

- Look, all our problems are involved around your geriatric,

and the loser creep of the front. And as soon as you outgrow him, the sooner you'll be

reaching your potential. - Enough with Hogan, please.

- No, no, Spenzi. If you spend the rest of your life associated with that

vermin, you will become that vermin. Spenzi, I love you.

- It's best for you. - I love you too, you know?

- I love you too, you know? - Hmm.

- Oh, my God. I'll be right back. - Just so you know you will not be in our wedding.

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- What is that young man doing out there with either? You never saw anybody dance like that?

- You sure that dancing? - It's the night he owes me some fucking money.

- Holy cow, what the hell are you doing? - Spenzi, I'd like you to meet. - He's a pretty burn bow.

- Hello. - Marshall, he says I'm the hottest chick at the party.

- What do you think? - Yeah.

- Hogan, I'm sorry, I got a bow for one minute. - One second.

- Who do you write back? - What?

- Really? - You get to write, don't you? - Don't you mind that I'm going to write your boss's wife?

- Dude, she is so fucking fine and you know it. Look at her touch. - Look at her touchy.

- I don't understand you. - Hey, how's the graduation boy doing?

- Hey, alright. - Hey, thanks for the part. - Yeah, my pleasure.

- So I'm my pleasure. - Yeah, dad, thank you. Really, I did yourself.

Just remembered and mentioned Stan Burm down there. He speaks today.

He got never leaves his frigging ass, but he came out for your graduation because he believes in you son.

- It's you to yell along. No time. - Stan, my boy, right here.

- Hey, yes, Stan. - Huh?

Nobody is more connected to yell along the stand round out.

Thank you for putting in the good word for me, by the way.

- This is Holmes, we're responsible for that. Marshall, maybe you should talk to her.

- Don't forget to find her. - Yeah.

- Guess I lost that bet we had two years ago.

- What the bet? - I bet you would not graduate.

- Oh, yeah? Okay. - Now I'll show you my tits.

- Really, that's so great. - Hmm.

- Oh, too. - Do you want a tits, though? - Yes.

- Oh, this is pretty big. - Can't see digs.

- Aren't you just the most charming girl? - Oh, it's nice to see you getting along so well.

- It's been two to ten minutes. - Thanks, mom.

- Excuse me. - Where's Algim? - I don't know.

- Thank you all for being here today. First, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my parents for all the love and support they've given me.

I couldn't be more blessed.

I'd also like to thank my girlfriend, Amanda, for all the love.

- Wow! - Wow!

I'll begin work next week at Burnbaum Arthur Holis' Practance.

- Oh, that's Burnbaum Holis. - The Graffton Teal.

Sorry, I should probably turn.

In any case, I am very grateful to you, Mr. Burnbaum, and I look forward to working for you with learning a great deal.

- Okay, I say. I'm very lucky, man.

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Sorry.

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I think I ever actually begged the man before today.

- Well, what did Mr. Burnbaum say?

- I'm sorry, Spanspath.

- You will no longer require your services at his firm.

- What about me? Would he require my services?

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You know what died, it's okay. I got accepted into Baker. Maybe I should...

- Not a sense, no one's heard a baker.

- We're gonna solve this one.

- Mm-hmm. - It's a man at the club.

- Oh. - Barry Stack is his name. He's 18-holler, five-man.

- Yaly, and he said the biggest divorce firm in LA.

Not as connected as Burnbaum.

But that's okay. I'm gonna cook all in your bath.

- Oh, crap.

- What about Marshall?

- Well, he's practically family-fed, and I'm sure he's very sorry for what happened

- Aren't you, dear? - Yes, I am. I'm really, truly, I'm a mom.

- Come on, Dan. Give me another chance.

- Fine. - Yes.

- Fine. Fine. Fine.

- If he screws this up, he's out from a baseball. - No problem.

- And for you, son, I would be disappointed beyond repair.

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- That's...

- That's... - Excuse me.

- Yes, very good.

(Clears)

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- I'll try Mr. Stack again.

- Alright.

- Cool. Nice.

- Oh, nice.

- Beautiful.

- Good. - Mr. Stack.

- You're in the news here.

- I'm coming.

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- He'll be right out. - Thank you. Thanks.

- So...

- Refreshing today. - The flower is very sweet touch.

- You love lovely.

- It's deaf.

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- He's so fucking lucky.

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- What was that?

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- Why the hell are you two just sitting here?

- Did you pass the bar yet?

- Having been the lost school yet, sir.

- Oh, we haven't been lost school yet, sir. So...

- You're just a couple of shit, Tates.

- Excuse me, sir. We are.

- Do you shit, Tudge? When are we going?

- Yes, sir.

- Well, that's why am I looking for my ball.

- And you're just sitting there!

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- And you?

- Those plants. They need dusting.

- Prints?

- Dusting? - Good.

- Good. Good. Good. Good.

- You're all fucking hired.

- He forgets sometimes he hired me over 15 years ago.

- Does that Mr. Stack?

- No, that was Mr. Archibald.

But don't worry, he has hiring and firing privileges too.

- I'll show you where we keep the plant maintenance kit.

- Okay, have the plant maintenance people for stuff like that.

- They only come once a week, Mr. Archibald likes it done twice.

- It's okay. Once you've met partner, you won't have to do it any more.

- Good morning, Angelino. It's going to be a high monkey one out there today.

- Busting up to the Century Mark. And onto the news, the stock market is up 12 points and it's sports.

The LA covers one of the WABH Championship by 16.

And an entertainment news, it says here 60, sexable, 60, and so it's seen more people.

- You get plenty of them. - Up to a certain cost, that's right. That's what it says.

- You're barking, freak.

- They're going to tell you get these numbers. I don't know.

- That's that Carl guy.

- You know what I hear?

- What best you're to fuck the file cabinets to block Steve?

- You fuck, lick up!

- What part of your nagging rotten brain shit out these numbers?

- Well obviously I'm going to mistake.

- Well obviously, I know, Sarah Tuckas' Alamoni is on the line.

- Better fix it. Best piece of advice I've ever had.

- Is that your hear that? The best piece of advice he's ever had?

- Oh bro, chill in here anyway.

- Well my uncle William is a good friend of the Cikhan Rath.

- Well that's not going to save you when you front the bar next month.

Because next month you're going to be good and fired.

- I hope not.

- Good and fired!

- Hey Carl, do you need to use a bathroom or do you rest in your pants?

- I'm going to drift a little bit.

- Wasn't a real question you taint-looking hemorrhoid?

- He's a guy's who's fucing.

- He's a guy's who's fucing.

- He's a guy's who's fucing.

- I got to go get the file boxes.

- Listen up, ladies.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'm going to get the file boxes.

- I'll take care of some business.

- I'm going to push that little turtle head.

- I'll meet you back in there.

- Hey, hey, you two.

- Shit, third guys.

- Get in here and get the jelly out of my toes.

- Yeah.

- Which are you really getting there?

- I'm going to get some ice cream when you're down there.

- What's going on with the Korean wise?

- I gave you that little wink. - I'm on it.

I'm sending an employee over to the foremost of Wednesday at 6.

- Because that's when our husband meets his girlfriend.

- Don't you have a fucking wink to figure that out?

- There was some confusion about which restaurant.

- What ever since someone fucking good this time.

- Ouch.

- Sorry. Sorry.

- I didn't know this was part of your body.

- Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good.

- That's good. How?

- Anything else, sir?

- Yeah, yeah, there is.

I got this little piece of dried up shit,

turned, it needs to be pulled out of my ass.

Come on.

- I'm getting you!

- Get out.

- I'm getting you.

- Dude, these lawyers.

- Much of sweaty jackals.

- Feeding off of like the weak and sick,

injured little gazelles in shit.

I mean, he really went one of these scavengers returning to jail.

- Right now, the best contact I have,

but there's no reason you should stay here.

- Where the hell am I going to go?

- Go wherever you want.

- Spencer.

Now you know I can't stand anyone.

That isn't a hot-over-woman.

There you are.

So wherever you go, I follow.

This may sound a little weak.

Blame, even a little gay.

- Just some people.

- Yeah.

- But fuck it.

I know what I like.

- Hogan.

- Get your knee down.

- Caro!

- Out of my office, flat-licker.

Hey, shifter.

Grab your shifter friend and get in here.

Hogan.

Hey.

Silver BMW, 535.

It's in the parking lot in the golf club in Bel Air.

Here's the license plate.

Find it and slash the tires.

Go.

- No.

- Isn't that a vehicle?

- Okay, no, I know that it's illegal,

but why don't you want us to do something illegal?

- My guess would be that the driver, as an afternoon court appearance,

that if he were to mess with causing to severely fall out of favor with the judge,

and considering that it's probably over custody or some sticky issue like that.

Judge it look more favorably on the party that's actually in court room standing in front of them.

- Very good shit, turd's friend.

- When you're done with that, you deliver these papers to my wife.

She's at some bake sale with her girlfriends.

The address is on the envelope.

Tell her she can have her divorce.

Long as she understands that she's now totally fucked.

Tell her that verbatim.

- Yes, sir.

You're still here. Why?

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- Dude, this guy's making so much fucking pancare.

- What? - Putting my job.

- Hey, asshole.

Been rotting here for five minutes.

You know, I don't want to put you out anything, but you might fetch in my car.

- Studman. - Studman.

Of course we help you.

I run for studs.

- I don't know a couple things feel good to me.

- Okay, I go fast for you now.

- A couple of years off, Valley Purpose.

So listen, I change into the country's law of going to be in court within the hour.

- The fuck are you looking at?

- Okay.

- She's some valley puke, give me the stink I--

- That's more right.

- Listen, wrap up. You caught me, you'll take the bagus.

Yeah, I got the 40 times the stripper's lined up.

- Got nothing to do with my life.

- He's talking about it.

- She started to take me to clean his list of worms.

- Not give it to him, give him a proper quarter from his deputy case.

- She's pretty good for a lead, but I'll tell you.

- She had a snatch of size that Lincoln told me.

- They're fucking a warm fuck to the water.

- No, I'm not giving you five.

[screaming]

- What the fuck?

- It's a little stanky coming out of second, but other than that.

- What a kick your face, dude!

- Oh, no, he's shimmyed, come on, let's go!

- No, no, no, no!

[screaming]

- I was crazy, go again, I think.

Maybe it took that one a little too far.

- What? You'll have job you doing tonight.

- Okay, yeah.

- This is it.

- Whoa.

- That'll work on your accent by the way.

- Really? I'm tired, I'm going to tell you to prepare you back.

- Not gonna be a bad guy.

- That's pretty good.

- Almost bullet.

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- Come in, man.

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- And it will go with anything you'll wear.

- Oh, not wearing it.

- This one, my little darling, is called the Fire Lounge.

- And trust me, where your orgasms are concerned, all of you.

- This one is the four-long fire that you have been picking, so...

- Feeligny, mental power, darling.

- Cookers.

- Oh my god, look at the fire.

- Oh, that's...

- That's...

- Oh, it's rice, very hot, too, ass.

- Ah, some catalysts.

- A little easier.

- Oh, my god, a trans-an.

- Not exactly my flavor, but definitely has a peel.

- Oh, my god.

- My personal favorite.

- So...

- Oh, so many possibilities.

- One setting.

- I doubt.

- Thank you very much.

- We'll have some.

- Thank you.

- This is a private party.

- But what can I do for you, too, Honky Hums?

- We are.

Spence homes and Marshall Hogan III, and we're looking for a den-yelastag.

- And what is this, very good?

- Well, we worked for her husband and he, who wanted us to give it this.

- Oh, then you work for my husband, too.

I'm Teddy Archibald.

- No way.

- So, what exactly goes on at this sort of party?

- Well, we're just looking to spice up our libido.

- It's a little bit...

- Ah, yeah, I see.

- Nice.

- Marshall, what a pleasant surprise.

- Nice.

- Ladies, meet Marshall Hogan III.

- I was spectacular.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- I was very proud of her.

- Vivelle, dot, hormone replacement therapy.

- And I must say it's one of the girls.

- One.

- Marshall, perhaps you and your friend can help us out.

- Anything?

- Well, maybe.

- Yeah.

- A couple of your friends who enjoyed doing what you enjoyed doing.

- And we could connect them with my friends.

- We enjoyed doing what I enjoyed doing.

- Sounds like the coogers need their prayer.

- Well said.

- Now ladies, Lulu will take your orders here.

- We're at the clip.

- Cindy Conra, let me formally introduce you to Spence Homes and Marshall Hogan.

- They work for the firm.

- See, you know, that ass waxing prick that I married to.

- Have you seen that Danielle O'Rona?

- They have something for her.

- Yeah, I dragged her here. She's inside somewhere.

- Mm, that's the birthday party.

- I can get the papers to Danielle O'Rona.

- That's okay, Teddy. I'll take them.

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- I assume you find me some of the worst papers.

- Yeah.

- And he, he also said he wanted us to say, "No."

- Well, he wanted to say,

- Oh, Marshall Hogan III.

- Nice to see you again.

And may I say, "Does it refute your lasting happiness and peace?"

And may I also say, "probably never looked or felt better in your life."

And I write, "D Danielle was stuck.

This is my best friend. Spence her home.

- I...

- Don't you let Darren go.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.

- Our job is done here.

- And we hope to see you again.

- I hope so.

- Hi.

- I'm saying hi.

- Hi. I drink.

- Bye.

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- Hi.

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- I mean, she just looked right at me and said, "I hope so."

- Oh my God, what am I going to do?

- You know what you're going to do? Whatever the fuck you want.

Now you want to be with this woman, be with this woman.

Be with her and Amanda. Who cares? Be with all of them.

- Yeah. Stack two. Fuck him.

- Good and hard.

- Kind of yes.

- Just fucking do what you want.

- I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

- What?

- Is it easy to think?

- Dude, right now, my whole life revolves around you.

- I know.

- And you're going to you, law.

- Okay. I have no doubt about that.

But that's like the future.

I'm talking now.

- And you're doing this. Eat it, thing.

- What are you talking about?

- Eat it. Eat it.

- And the coogers.

- What?

- You want us to charge them to have sex with us?

- No. No.

- We charge our friends to have sex with them.

- All right.

- You see, now listen.

- We start a little country club.

- Okay.

- Cooger club, if you will.

- Right?

- And we charge membership fees and shit like that.

- Is that legal?

- Fuck it. Yes.

- I don't know.

- Who cares?

- I care. I have to.

I, uh...

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- I can't do a cougar club.

- Oh, God.

- It's bad.

- Would you stop saying no to everything?

- Do you not get bored of that?

- Say yes.

- Yes.

- 'Cause it feels so good.

- Yes.

- Because you've never taken a risk in your life.

- My friend.

- Yes. Because Danielle Adaren said,

"Ah, wholesome!"

- Yes.

- Because he didn't learn about fucking demands it.

- Supply us.

Nice, horny coogers with nice, horny, young, gray.

- Oh shit.

- I can't understand this to you.

- Because sometimes, Spencer says no one means yes.

- Thank you, Mom.

- Thanks, Mom.

- Okay.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Hmm.

- Because sometimes, Spencer says no one means yes.

That was a fucking home in.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- For once in your life,

we do do something just for you.

- Save what you really want to say.

Have a look work.

- We'll target 100 guys to start.

That first group will pay $500 for the first year to join

any members after that will pay a thousand.

They'll have direct access to the whole aquacospositive mess.

That includes access to profiles, phone numbers,

whole thing.

And on the women's side, you to put the out and wild gathering

our hunters marking them with a gold,

truger club necklace.

All of our picks will be those who strive to be with

and who embrace the older woman or the kruger.

And finally, we'll save room for a one must try.

- Okay.

- You tell me when.

- You tell me when.

- I hope that's what you're gonna hold it.

- Ah.

- You're right.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- I want this disaster to be going on, man.

- Too long?

- Mm-hmm. We're concerned, Carl.

- Yeah.

- And we understand your need here.

We do.

- It's just maybe you and your little plastic friend

would like to bang something other than the files.

- Like what?

- Like a woman, and for God's sake.

- Yeah, right.

- Not just anyone.

- No.

Larry Archibald's woman.

- Is Mr. S?

- No, dude. His wife.

- We're starting a kouger club for guys just like you.

We want you to be a member.

- You do?

- Yeah.

- No.

It's 500 bucks a join.

But it's well worth all the access you're gonna have.

Not only to Archibald's wife, but all the other wives.

- And the kouger friends are gonna bring with them.

- Yeah, but 500 dollars, that's, I mean, God.

- Okay, you know what? Yes.

- Please.

- Yes.

- Oh, yeah.

- What's that kouger?

- Well, explain it later.

- Yeah.

- We just have to.

- Explain it.

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- Here we go.

- Here we go.

- And that's one of the clubs.

- Thanks, well.

- You're hot.

[MUSIC]

- All right, welcome.

- Well, it's just cold here.

- All right, okay.

- Okay.

Welcome to Kouger Club.

[APPLAUSE]

- All right, now all of you credit cards will be swiping.

It will be swiped at every event to ensure that all payments have been received.

If they're not, you will have the opportunity to make these payments at the event.

- No.

- We're a little taste of what your new membership's gonna bring in.

[APPLAUSE]

- Yeah.

This little sweetie's name is Angred Stone, subcategory Ferrari.

She's a divorcee working at one of L.A.'s finest financial firms.

And she enjoys the head rest.

She gets from a vertical 69.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC]

So gentlemen, let the hunt begin.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Sorry, darling.

Fucking dumb.

- A shit-turt meet me in my office.

- Tonight, clean the bathroom first.

- You heard me get in here.

- So, why are you working at this firm?

- Shit-turt.

- We'll just stop calling me shit-turt.

- Why are you here?

- Shit-turt.

- I want real world experience before I attend law school.

- Almost people go straight to law school. Why didn't you?

- Well, I was accepted to a baker and the Anderson League.

- Never heard of him.

- Right.

- And what school weren't you accepted to?

- Well, that would be Yale, sir.

- Now you see that one I've heard of.

So, when I asked you why you were here, you didn't tell me the truth did you?

- The truth is you're here because you need me to give you a recommendation letter

to guarantee you acceptance and to Yale.

You're here because you're too stupid to get in on your own and you need me to help do it for you.

- No, it seems you're dear old dad.

He's on his hands and knees ready to blow to make sure his shit-turt of a son gets into Yale.

- Now what do you think I should tell dear old dad?

- I don't know.

- Well, I think you should tell him that you're my bitch.

And maybe if you do everything I tell you, your shit-turt has might wind up in Yale.

- Who authorized you to change the locks to my house?

- You did. Read the pre-nup sugar.

- You know I still have my things in there, don't you?

- Look, if you can't read the pre-nup, why don't you have your lawyer or some hack, read it for you?

Or if you want to make it easy on yourself, just stay married to me.

I'd rather be dead.

And by the way, this box of lingerie, not mine, you're so a bitch.

- Don't you have a toilet bowl to lick dry?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Are you okay?

- Go, go, go.

- What's going on?

- Hey, hi.

- She did back there, so it was good.

It was really good.

And I just want you to know that if you need a place to stay, you can stay in my house.

Let me give you my number.

- It's fair to wait, but I'm staying with a friend.

Nice to see you again, Spence.

- Wait, wait, it's totally inappropriate to invite you to dinner.

I just don't think I'm ready to see anybody right now.

Things are asking.

It's nice to be asked.

- I just invited her to stay in my parents' house.

- Wow.

Go out of my team.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

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- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- You can hit stacks. - Cool.

- I'm not hitting stacks.

- I don't even know the deal.

- You can do it.

- I'm going to hit stacks.

- Hi.

Did you lose my number?

- No.

- Get it.

- There you go.

- See you at home.

- Hi.

- That's a nice surprise.

- Why are you going to be me?

- I'm not.

- I just like work is going to be really easy.

- If you have something important to say,

I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

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- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

- I'm going to be a good one.

[music playing]

- Here we go.

- You boys sleep tight. - Thanks, Mom.

- See?

- I'm going to do a shoot like this.

- What are you doing?

- This is avocado and banana.

You use this stuff.

- Pretty it. - Yep.

- It's a thing going. - Sposed too.

- What's the deal again with Mrs. Bernbarn?

- Now, we're just going to get a 10% fee for supplying us with hundreds of hot covers.

Totally worth it.

- Did you give her the divorce files from me office?

- Yes, and she's totally set up for its success.

to take ass party to get the world of mouth.

We kind of need to expand here.

And I want to go all the way

with this Google Club thing.

I'm talking internet, magazines, calendars.

I want to go full on nationwide organization.

- Burn it. - Bang.

- Weston really just washed that out.

Yes.

Whoo!

(dell ringing)

So where's she with her first party beef?

(chewing)

Marshall- I just done a height of thank you for this.

Marnaby and Manhattan Beach is one of our absolute favorites,

isn't it, Fred?

- Oh no.

Are you kidding me?

- Thank you for letting me show my gratitude.

- Oh, isn't that sweet, Fred?

- Okay.

- Oh, he's good guys doing tonight.

- Tonight's gonna be a big night actually

'cause we have a meeting all--

- Whoa!

- Might have a few people over.

- Watch some movies, play some games.

- Make it more go follow.

- It sounds nice.

Well, there plenty of sodas in the fridge.

- Awesome.

- They have a good dog.

- Nice, mom.

(laughs)

(chewing)

Come on.

- Do you have any idea how much hot kougar ass

is gonna be here tonight?

- Completely out of control.

- Oh, three, the boss is why

she's gonna be represented.

(sighs)

- My narration boss is why fuck is definitely a gun.

- Bye bye.

(laughs)

- Okay, all that.

- Okay, seriously, come on.

- Roll bitches!

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

- Whoa, they're chugin' 'em out of my ass.

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

- Teddy, are you bald?

Hey, you look ravishing tonight.

- Don't you guys?

- Okay, thank you.

- Oh, you're so welcome.

- This is a little friend.

- Teddy, are you bald?

I'd like you to meet Carl Deslo.

- Hello Carl.

- Hi, you.

- Hello.

- Hello.

(chewing)

- I'm not sure she's eating a woman.

- I'm not sure he'll even notice.

(chewing)

- Cindy, come on, I have to see you.

- Oh.

- I remember now, Franz Am.

- Uh huh.

- Oh, I can't see her.

(chewing)

Holy shit, she's here.

I can't stand this.

I can't stand this.

Come on, don't mess up now.

Cindy Conrad.

Wow.

Marshall Hogan, try to steal again.

Yeah.

Wanna fuck?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi, Spence.

Hi.

No, I get you drink or anything.

Yeah.

You might have died.

Thanks.

So how's it going?

Little better.

He's dating someone who thinks he could marry.

So I'm hearing less from him.

It was just great.

Can I ask you something?

Why did I marry him in the first place?

No, no.

I didn't mean to price.

She said, you are too beautiful and smart and nice

to be married to a guy like him.

I want Mr. Way, you're looking at me right now.

Everyone looks at me that way when the year is my husband.

I feel bad for you.

Well, don't.

Because I kind of hate that.

I'm not a victim.

I left.

I look Cindy, I'm dragged me here tonight.

But it's really not my scene.

I'm not into a meaningless relationship.

Some guy who wasn't even born before disco.

Excuse me.

Wait.

.

, man.

She's doing down there.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Sorry about the bad.

King size is on back orders.

Do you want to help you share with me?

No.

No.

No.

Nope.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

How do you feel?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

No.

I know I can feel it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

You know that if you smack my ass, it doesn't move.

Go ahead.

smack it.

Punch it if you want to.

Good.

smack it.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Yep.

Hit it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Holy shit.

It's buried.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Nice.

I'm very scared.

Fuck.

Good sign.

Make sure everyone stays under the fucking head.

Go.

Go.

Yes.

They move.

Oh.

Come on.

Are you kidding?

Three outside.

Okay.

Give me your.

No.

This is that.

What is the price?

You're going to win.

Do it.

Why did we search for the outside?

Oh.

She is.

What?

How do you know we're going to spend night, but.

What?

Oh.

You got to touch it.

Yeah.

Let's just go sit.

No.

The living room.

That's a great idea.

No sense.

No sense.

Let it go.

There's no place for you.

Ready?

Men talk in the dance.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Now we're talking.

Oh.

Yeah.

What's this?

Why?

No.

Hey.

Now Fred.

I'm going to get you your little orange.

Oh.

Anybody for coffee or bed?

Fantastic.

You're alone.

What would you stay here and not all good.

Get the coffee.

No.

You sit.

Dad and Mr. Stack are going to talk about your recommendation.

Then it will be an appropriate for me to try to influence Mr. Stack directly.

No, no.

Sit.

Sit.

Sit.

Catch it.

You're kidding.

[ Music ]

Come on.

Hey.

You're right here.

What are you looking to get that bun, okay?

Oh.

And it kind of whipped cream.

Oh.

I don't see it.

Really?

I know about.

Oh.

I bought that.

[ Music ]

Oh.

Is that your tummy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You have a touch of what dad has.

Oh, sweet.

Harders are burning in your anus.

Yeah.

You just a little bit.

Well, maybe he brought it down to the orange.

Oh.

Yeah.

You know what?

I'm just going to let it pass.

Are you sure?

Yes.

That's a good idea.

All right.

You know where they are.

Follow me with that bun.

Okay.

Let's go.

[ Music ]

Oh, my gosh.

Is that all?

Thank you.

[ Music ]

There we go.

[ Music ]

All right.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

Oh.

Wow.

Huggins.

Yeah.

Hell of a Marco Polo game.

Oh.

You're on a.

Oh.

Oh.

It's still popular, isn't it?

You're a crazy ambitious, cork, working employee.

And you've got quite the attitude for the law.

Has just increased.

Man, try to get in.

Right.

There you go.

That's a good texture.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

[ Music ]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

- Good to meet you. - Look up, look up.

Look up, look up.

Look up. Look up. Look up.

Take it back to the police.

- Hi, yam. - Oh. This is so pretty, reel.

- Hi. - Momendam.

- Where were you? - Where were you?

- Where were you? - What?

- What were we supposed to go on the horseback ride

from beach with canyon to Glendale?

How could you forget that? It was sunset.

- Oh, yeah. I'm sorry I had a meeting here

with my boss, Mr. Stack.

This is my girlfriend, Amanda.

- Yeah, except you didn't know I was gonna be here tonight.

How very nice to meet you, Amanda. I'm very stare.

- Is this true, Spencer? - Some...

- What was the question? - Well, obviously,

it didn't invite me to your party.

I mean, apparently, I'm just a little too young.

All the women out there are really...

Oh, why are you partying with a bunch of 50 girls?

- Are you a lady-spensing? - What?

No. I don't know, she's talking about that.

I don't know. I don't know how to thank you enough Barry.

This letter recommendation is just me still world-class.

- No, thanks. - No, it's not a scary friend.

Anyway, after all is said and done, I think Spencer's gonna be...

- No, no, no. - Of course, of course.

- Of course. - Of course.

Let's go. Let's...

Good night, Spencer.

- Spencer? - What's going on?

- It's just a little old from that book, though. - In yellow, white.

- Ben. - Ben!

I had no idea you would be here. I swear, don't go.

Spencer, I'm sorry, you're a pretty nice guy, but I don't want anything here.

- Come on, can we just talk about it? - It's been a little bit more...

You're not over, how are you?

Spencer, are you having a relationship with this old lady?

Oh my, you know, I would expect this from Hogan, okay?

- He's... he's back, like you? - I'm not gonna let it go.

- I'm gonna let it go. - Oh!

You're a f*cker, Spencer.

.

Good morning, guys. You're an applicant here.

- You're not supposed to call here. - Thank you very much, sweetheart.

I think we can take it from here, gentlemen.

So, tell us why you want to be members of KUKU.

Well, it's like I've been fantasizing about my mom's friends for a long time.

So, we see you.

- All right. - Welcome.

- Okay, good to see you guys. - Thank you, congratulations.

- You guys, uh, it's a couple of times. - Good night.

(sad music)

Best in 45 and 446 more than triple dimensions.

Just like you said.

Oh, you know, I don't like that. What this grows.

So, I look at the question and the answer just seems to pop into my head.

And I've been here so many times before, and I go blank.

So, okay, okay.

Is it a foot?

Oh, no.

- No, try it. - It's good.

- Have you tried the toenail? - It's a secret.

Guys, I passed the bar.

- What are you doing? - I'm doing it.

I couldn't have done it without you guys.

- Oh, KUKU RUFUV, I swear. - Change my life.

Sweet man, and this week is true.

Okay, okay.

- All right, call it. - (laughs)

- How's my celebratory cake? - Wow, wow, wow.

Congratulations, but like her. - Thank you so much, Paul.

- And your wife? - Thank her for me too.

- Attention, hip-tart and hip-tart's friend. Put down the fucking snacks and get in here.

Oh, and a special congratulations to Dushfag. I never thought you'd pass.

- Did you win, eh? - (music)

(music)

- A assignment time. - I need you, shit turns to go to El Obermann's house with a camera.

His address is in the folder. I have knowledge he does hookers by the pool on Wednesdays at 3.

Take pictures and bring them back to me. Go.

- You are aware, sir. - Oh, are you speaking to me?

- It's not worth it. - I didn't even know.

- Spent some money? - By the way, I was wondering if you were able to finish my letter of recommendation.

- Not yet, shit-tart. - Do you know when you might be able to finish it because I really...

- No, no, when you're fucking looking at it. - Yay!

- We will know that when we're looking at it. We look forward to that. - I can't believe you.

- I'm going to find a shit-tart friend's backpack. - Cool, go, go.

- I think a wise room, Bob. - Yes.

- I believe she's still in love with that fucking guy. Why would she call me back?

- Conrad's wife wants to stop calling me, it's like dude. You need to fuck alone.

- You might be the guy to study man. - Why?

- I know what I like. - Ladies, I gotta go pull on my bow.

- What is that? - My friend is a gold-lamy banana hammock.

- No, no, that's a bow and arrow.

- I can't bear it. - Oh, shit.

- Oh, sorry, shit-tart. - I heard you got banged up a little.

- I'm really appreciate you going that extra mile.

- I'll write that letter of recommendation. - Real soon.

- Everyone's paid up. - Okay, thanks for checking.

- All right? - Mm-hmm.

- Hello, Kogor Klom.

- All right. - Let's see you guys showed up here today.

Let's talk about it.

- How great was Paul Party? - Wow!

- How about film your own three, some Thursdays? - Oh!

- I'm gonna check it down in a little sketch. - I'm gonna get some of you a little skittish about this one.

- Now, a little something called midnight. - Great, you are. - Super fun.

- All right, so now, as all of you know, September 19th is our big Kugor Klom extravaganza in Beverly Hills.

- That's right. - Okay, guys, so just come down to this. Simple.

- Don't be pussy. - Snake hair of your coogor's because they take care of you!

- How do you do? - I do.

- This is Alexis. - This is Cadillac.

- Oh, Jackie. - Yeah. - Oh, that's so true.

- Oh, shit. - That's the truth.

- Hey, how good. - It's still a move and baby. - Yeah, how good.

- You know what I'll show it. - Woo!

- Welcome. - Just any other didn't come with her.

- Okay, cameras. - Yeah. 18s inside. - Here we go.

- That's a little barb by Carl. - I'm gonna have to go. - Yeah, that's my gun.

- You get her. - There she comes. Here she goes.

- Hey, you're wearing a black dress. - Yeah. - You're wearing a black dress. - Yeah.

- Just like this guy. - Woo!

- No, I don't know how he got in here. - No. - Food or crash.

- Look at you baby. - I see your food or the cart.

- I'm gonna have to pull him away. - There's a little excuse.

- This is probably the part of it. I'm really sorry. I remember his name. - You're not gonna have to go.

Where are we?

-Man, that's fine.

I'm gonna get rid of their old school.

-It's been 15 minutes.

-I love it.

Unfortunately, my members get that chance.

-Man, where is the only one, Bill?

-I don't know what I gotta do to become a member.

Well, I mean there's a whole extensive screening

process, my partner and I have two interviews.

-And then if they approve, then you pay at the, like $3,000,

you join, and then there's individual fees for each of them.

-Great!

-I've interviewed.

-I just won like five grand cash at one of those Indian casinos.

I'll slide that your way.

And then I'll be a member.

-Okay.

-5,000.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Let's just pull on to the other.

-I'm not a consultant.

-Okay.

-And meet my partner, we'll finish this transit.

-All right.

-Happy to you, sir.

-Please.

-I'll be right back.

-Happy to be back.

[music playing]

-What the hell are you doing over here, man?

-I can't fucking believe it.

-What?

-She's here with me.

-Oh, damn.

-I'm so sorry, man.

-Well, just real quick, I got something I gotta ask you.

-Now, it's just two seconds.

There's this guy here, and he's willing to pay five grand

and ten night to join Kugur Club.

-What do you think?

-It's a nice one.

-It's a nice one.

-It's a nice one.

-Yeah?

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Yes, sir.

-I love my friend, it's busy here.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-I was going to give you a shot.

-Oh, I'm sorry.

-One shot.

-Wow.

So, basically, I give you this five thousand bucks,

and I get to go nail that hotty.

-You are a charmer.

-Yeah, you get to nail that Kugur.

-Kugur.

-Kugur.

-Nice.

-It's there.

-I'm talking to Kugur.

-Alright.

-Hey, what are you doing?

-I'm Detective John Butler.

-You're both on the rest of the pandering.

-What?

-Beauty, do you spag?

-Oh, my God.

-You're not going to have to do that.

-No, I have to remain silent.

Anything you say.

-Okay.

-Can and will be used against you.

-Love, love, love, love.

-Wait, not the shit hurts.

-Awesome, sir.

These boys work for me.

Why are they being arrested?

-I don't know.

-You hear that, honey?

Pandering.

-I should have put that in your recommendation letter, Spansey.

-Man, I said, if I can't dissociate with you, eventually destroying me.

-You're not going to have to do that.

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-Just get it.

-Let's go.

-You stay.

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-Your late counsel?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-How do you plan to plead?

-I think I have that.

-I'm going to plead.

-Not guilty, dude.

-Not guilty, dude.

-Very well.

-Your court date will be set for three weeks from today.

-Dude.

-Next.

-Hey, don't worry.

-I've done all the research.

-I think I can convince the judge to drop the charges.

-Say it.

-Call your shoes, don't match.

-Oh, fuck.

-I hope the judge didn't notice.

-Oh, shit.

-You're going to have to work.

-Archipol is going to be in my ass.

-Uh, bye.

-I'll see you later, Hogan.

-Ah.

-Ah.

-Thank you.

-Thank you as a wise choice for an entire...

-He's a free choice.

-See, all closed.

-It's a problem.

-So, how are you?

-Good.

-Yeah.

-Moving in with Amanda this week.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-She's been really supportive of the mom.

-So, I really want you to want me to.

-I don't know.

-Hogan.

-I need to go to law school.

-I get something going with my mom.

-Yeah, well. -Yeah.

-Bye, Hogan.

-Hey, girl.

-Hey.

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-You know the one that was in the freezer?

-Yeah, that sounds very safe.

-So, yours.

-Nice distance.

-So, three headed monsters give you any shit about taking a long lunch?

-No.

-There's other stuff going on.

-What other stuff?

-What they know?

-They know you remember?

-No.

-What?

-No way.

-They know about you an archabalse wife?

-No, they know about you in Conorance wife.

-Shut up.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I heard him say he was going to divorce her.

-And then he spent the rest of the day trying to find out if you own a car.

-And then he finally did.

He said it was a good thing because if you did, he'd find it, plan a bomb in it, and blow you beyond dental records.

-He said that?

-Huh?

-Well, that's a fucking bonafight terrorist threat.

Punishable, well, like, 25 years.

-I don't know. I could look it up.

-I don't know.

-Thank you, get him to say it again.

-I don't know.

-No, I know. You don't know.

But if I sent you in there with a body wire, you could provoke him and repeat it.

-Couldn't you call?

-Oh, god.

-I don't know. I mean, you know what?

Okay, I want to. But I--

-Carrel, don't help me. Okay? Fuck me.

This is about the club.

-Where would you be without the club, Carl?

-I'll tell you where you'd be.

-You'd be fucking files queued through our.

-Don't go back there.

-Paper cuts seven in the alien. Have it.

-No. Come on.

-From the top room, baby.

-The top room.

-Yes.

-Come in.

[claps]

-Hello, Mr. Stack.

Mr. Conrad. Mr. Archibald.

-What do you want, douchebag?

-Maya.

-You know.

-How do you do this?

-I don't know.

-Oh!

-All right. There we go.

-I just couldn't help but hear your conversation yesterday about

Marshall Hogan and how he--

You know, did stuff with your wife.

-I want to see about my wife.

[screaming]

-I will rip you a dick off and shove it up your ass.

You hear me squawing the basketball?

-I'm on your side.

-Let's hear what the buttonker has to say.

-Speak, Carl.

-Okay. Well, I saw him this morning.

So I couldn't help but notice that he had--

He was driving this 91 convertible Camero that was red.

So I said, "Hey, nice car."

And he said, "You know, hello. Thank you."

-That's a brand new.

I just got it today.

So on impulse, I then took out my work pen,

which I brought back.

And I wrote down his license plate number.

Was he driving away?

-He said, "If he owned a car, you would--

Oh, darn.

What would he say?

I can't remember."

I said, "I'd put a bomb in it and blow him up

beyond dental records.

Get to the fucking point, Carl.

I just thought you should know that he owns a car now.

And that this is his license plate number

and current address.

How nice of you, but liquor?

Wait a look out for the team.

Oh, thank you.

Let's just say.

Hey, shit, dirt.

Why show forthcoming?

Well, you know, my mom, she used to cheat on my father constantly.

Fucking slut.

No, she, okay, all right.

She, and I want-- I don't want anyone to have to suffer that kind of

indignity.

Big, you know, you Mr. Stack or Mr. Conrad or for that matter.

Mr. Merchett, all the stuff.

[screaming]

Go fuck yourself, Carl.

Thank you.

That's lunch.

All you need sushi?

-Strip one. -In.

[phone ringing]

Thanks for letting me use your car.

I promise bombs will auto reverse anything before I explore.

I'm left okay, baby.

I'm just glad I could be as some help.

That's my glad as--

It's good to see you.

Get too far from you.

Now, no bombs have been promised here, okay?

I just delivered the information.

There's no guarantee they're going to use it at all.

I mean, the whole threat?

Give me a threat.

[coughing]

They're here.

[coughing]

[coughing]

I'm gonna ship my pants.

Oh.

No more than magic, they actually--

Of course they meant it.

They've been having the people in divorce who aren't their clients,

now college.

I'm too of them.

No, no, no.

Okay, you think it's Mr. Stack, Mr. Conrad?

Might've heard me.

Serpus people.

Yeah.

I really like it, sir.

I feel a little afraid.

I'm gonna get out of here.

[coughing]

[coughing]

Oh, my God, I'm not gonna smile.

[coughing]

I had to-- I didn't call them.

Oh, me.

That's the thing.

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughing]

- los ares la j Conan. - Los ares la j Conan.

- I'm not going to go with the wedding planner.

- What? - Come on, I'm sorry, babe.

- Spence? - I thought you didn't have one to dress.

- Please. - I want him gone. - I need it.

- Hey! - Hey!

Sorry, mom gave me the address.

- Hi. - Figured you would.

- Hi. - Thanks.

- Really? - Yeah.

- She's thrilled, it's really um...

- It's a dream come true.

- Oh, congratulations, Spence. - Thanks.

- Red, roses, no, no, he said anything about peppers.

- I want perfect white Callallini, right in jail!

- And I'm going to law school. - Billy, that's great.

- Yeah, a baker accepted me a while ago, so I'm in a go.

I mean, it's not jail, but I think my dad understands,

and a man does all of it for it.

- Well, I'll get out of you two, love birds hair just a minute,

and I just want to see your face when I show you this.

- Get this, this search come, Red's desk.

If I want to have our cook and club folders,

those browsers know about our extra have a GANSA all along.

- Oh, things to set up. - Oh, my gosh.

- What's Carlos saying? - Well, who might have what's happened?

- He's a raise a little meeting with Judge Emerson to review our case.

And he wants to talk with us right now.

- Right, he's going to be fine.

- You can go outside, but I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.

- Hi, hey, hey, where the hell are you going?

- I just gotta go meet my lawyer. - With him?

- Well, yeah.

- Uh, uh.

- Spence, I thought you talked about this.

- You want to be married to me, then no more hooking.

- Permanently.

- Okay.

- Oh, no.

- Sorry, Amanda.

I never even asked you to marry me.

- Yeah.

- Wait, Spence, but you can't believe me.

- God, I almost did that.

- Yeah, shake it off, brother.

The bullet to the forehead's been dodging me.

- Ah, come back!

- Ah, what's the deal with this judge?

- Margaret Emerson, you saw the play here in.

She's a nasty, one-roll ball breaker type.

But when she heard about the recent arrest at the law firm,

the homeless certain set up at the hotel, she seemed intrigued.

- Oh, she's not.

Excuse me, I got it.

- Um, you know, if she comes in,

just tell her I'll be right back, okay?

- Oh, man, that's coming from your anal cavity.

Just taking orange pill, it's in the briefcase.

- Ah, no, it's okay.

- I'm assuming last time.

(clicking)

- Spence your home, there's a martial token in the third.

- Yes, I have this one.

- Sit down.

(clicking)

So, I'm supposed to believe that YouTube punks started a club.

So you could hook up with old broads like me.

- Well, are they really going to hear their broads to hook up with?

(laughs)

- You're on her.

Man, call you Margaret.

Margaret, I'm looking at you right now.

And all I want to do is just jump over this table and go to town.

I mean, you are a goddess, and I'm sorry if I'm like overstepping the bounds of play society here,

but I would make love to you all day and all night until you scream with an unbearable ecstasy.

- And we want to be very clear in no way that we ever exchange money for sex in our organization.

We charge membership fees, no different than a meat mart.net or a Christate.net for that matter.

It's just that our target was a little more specific.

- I'm going to venture it, yes, here.

- All right, we're going to come around this table and gently press the back of your neck with my tongue.

- Let's light show what you're on down your spine.

- Might.

- Wow, man, this is no pimped operation.

- No, you sure you're a little man.

- Well, we're going to find businessmen with a gold expander website, which, yes, we have a website now.

Eventually, we plan to have a magazine.

And then we'll tour around the country, branching out to all the major metropolitan areas,

all so that we can become acquainted with women such as yourself.

- So civilized.

- So lush, seasoned, exquisite.

- Really?

- What about your partner? Does he feel the same way?

- This guy.

- Oh my god.

- And then some.

- Yeah.

- Prove it.

- What?

- Oh.

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- Congratulations, Karl.

- You know, you guys can actually get a car from the 21st century.

- Yeah.

- Right.

- Stop the car. Stop the car.

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Hmm?

- How long has it been?

- Just give me one second.

- Okay.

- One second.

[music playing]

- I'm sorry that I hadn't returned your phone, Karl, say.

- I just passed one with game, I really stayed licensed.

- It's great to see you.

- I didn't know if I ever would again.

- I'm glad you were okay.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- We were having a party Saturday night.

If you're interested, it's a day.

I'd love to see you.

- Yeah.

- Sounds good.

- Good.

- Maybe.

[laughing]

- Okay, bye.

[music playing]

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- I'm gonna call you.

[music playing]

- Whoa!

- Here we go.

- Here we go.

[music playing]

- Nice.

- Nice.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh.

- To a Stacconrad Narchival.

- Oh, yeah.

- Cheers.

- That's a good.

- It's a cool girl club.

- Cheers!

- Wow!

- I'm gonna call you.

- I'm feeling it.

- I'm feeling it.

- Mmm.

- Take a look around.

- This is what can happen when you dare to say yes.

- I didn't have done it without you.

- It's true, man. There's so many ways to say yes.

- Yeah, uh-huh.

- Yep.

- All right, okay.

- Sure.

- It's not even like foreign languages.

- Here we go.

- Thanks, buddy.

[music playing]

- Okay, bring it.

- She's here.

[music playing]

- Oh, my.

- Oh, my.

[music playing]

- I am so happy that you're here.

- I wouldn't have missed you.

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- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

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- Oh, my, boys, I'm so proud of both of you.

This is what you've worked so hard for,

I know it's what you've always wanted.

- Oh, thanks, Mom.

- Thanks, Mom.

- Good luck, boys.

- Yeah, now you're men.

- Yeah, you're going to be wise.

- Yeah.

- Thanks dad.

[music playing]

- I'm not a kid.

- I'm worth where the arts bills.

- Uh, get your...

- Sorry.

- Oh.

- Go, so you're seen.

- Thanks dad.

[music playing]

- Oh, my.

- Oh, my God.

- All right.

- Bye, Mom.

- Bye.

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- Go, boy.

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- Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy.

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- Oh, boy.

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