Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

In search of the last remaining Dragon Ball,

Son Goku's team faced off against Uranai Baba's team.

Yamcha fought Suke-san, the Invisible Man.

However, it was a very difficult fight, as Yamcha couldn't see him!

Kuririn, seeing Yamcha in trouble,

asked Goku to fetch the Turtle Hermit.

"A Bloody and Desperate Battle!"

Old-timer! Old-timer!

Where could he have gone?

Hey, have you seen the Old-timer and the others?

Okay, okay! I'm not here to hurt your kids!

There they are!

Hey!

Hey, stop!

It's Goku-san!

Nothing good ever happens when he shows up.

Maybe he forgot something?

What is it, Goku?!

Kuririn wants you to come back with me!

If he needs us for something, then he should just come here!

Yeah!

Yamcha's gonna get killed if we don't hurry!

Wait, what are you doing?!

Hold on tight!

Help!

We're gonna crash!

Here goes!

W-We made it...!

Hey, you got a problem with my face or somethin'?!

No, not at all.

Yamcha-sama...

My only choice is to pinpoint his location by sensing his small movements!

There!

I just grazed you!

Not even the Invisible Man can completely conceal his location

when he moves!

That's it! Go, Yamcha-sama!

I wouldn't be so sure about that!

I am Uranai Baba! The cute Uranai Baba!

What would you like to know?

Do you have only a small inquiry?

I am Uranai Baba! The cute Uranai Baba!

What would you like to know?

Do you have only a small inquiry?

Hang in there, Yamcha-sama!

I am Uranai Baba! The cute Uranai Baba!

What would you like to know...

What's Goku doing?!

Yamcha's in big trouble if he doesn't get back soon!

It's no good!

Her singing is drowning out the sounds he makes when he moves!

I know!

Keep it up, Suke-san!

–What are you cheering the enemy on for?! –That's terrible!

My money's on you, Suke-san!

Thanks!

That's it! Just like that!

That's our Kuririn-san!

Suke-san, you're so cool!

Say something back!

Thanks!

Imbecile! How could you fall for such a childish trick?!

Stop replying!

S-Sorry!

Ouch!

Keep your mouth shut! Just take care of him already!

Yes, yes. Just like that.

You're great, Suke-san!

Look this way!

Where are you?!

Do you really think he'll always fall for that same juvenile trick?!

What's taking Goku so long?!

Hey, wait!

Where the heck are you taking us?! I'm busy, you know!

I have to get back so I can repair the Dragon Radar!

I'm busy as well! I was just about to enjoy a video at home!

What are you planning to do?!

Just come with me! It won't take long!

I am Uranai Baba! The cute Uranai Baba!

This is bad! I have to do something about that singing!

I can't sense him at all!

Do you give up?!

To put it bluntly, you have no real chance of winning!

D-Dammit! If only I could see him...!

Hey!

Kuririn! I brought them!

Great! He made it in time!

Huh? What is this?

Ow!

What do you want?! I was just about to go back to my house in the city!

Did you need us for something?

No, I just wanted you to see this match.

Match...?

All he's doing is dancing up there by himself.

What're you doing, Yamcha? Where's the guy you're fighting?!

Okay! Please stand here like this, Bulma-san!

–What for?! –You stand over here, Muten Roshi-sama!

Come on! Now I can't see anything at all!

Just stay like that!

–What is this? –Muten Roshi-sama, look up a little higher!

Like this? It certainly is a tiring way of watching...

Alright, stay exactly the way you are!

Now!

What?!

Huh?!

Yamcha-sama!

I can see him!

This is terrible!

Rogafufu-ken!

I give up! I'm sorry!

We did it!

–Hurray! –We did it!

How dare you do that with the breasts of a pure maiden?!

D-Didn't you just save your boyfriend, though...?

Shut up!

Are you trying to kill an old man by making him bleed to death?!

I'm sorry. I had no other choice...

But I secretly praise you!

Not bad. But the three remaining fighters actually possess real strength!

Bulma! Muten Roshi-sama! I didn't know you were here!

Peace!

Hmph! It's about time he noticed!

Hey!

Is that Uranai Baba?

Yes.

Say, if you came here to ask where the Dragon Ball is,

then why are you fighting?

Apparently she usually charges people who ask her for help

an outrageous amount of money.

She does have the face of a skinflint.

But if you don't have that much money,

she'll tell you your fortune for free

if you fight her team of five fighters and beat them all.

As greedy as ever, my sister is.

What do you mean, your sister?!

Uranai Baba is my older sister!

What?!

If she's your older sister, then that means...

It means they're siblings!

Obviously!

I would've expected you to not want to come if you had a sister like that here!

Yes, well...!

It's been a while!

Are you still goofing off and doing nothing as usual?

I see you still haven't cleaned out that dirty mind of yours!

Leave me alone!

Muten Roshi-sama!

If that's the case, then please ask her to help us

so we don't have to do these dangerous things!

Yeah! She is your sister, after all!

Now we can avoid all this pointless fighting!

–That's great! –Yeah!

No. I enjoy money and fights.

I-Is that how you would talk to your brother?!

It is!

It's okay. This is good training!

Well said. We will change our location for the following matches.

Come with me!

Okay!

Well, since I'm here, I might as well see the rest...

Come on, give me some money!

Get serious! Do some work for a change!

And when are you planning on paying me back the 10 Zeni

I loaned you 30 years ago?

She still remembers that?!

Of course I do!

Even if I died, I would still never forget what people owe me!

One of these days...

How old are you?

It's impolite to ask a woman her age!

Do you have a wiener then?

W-What a dirty boy! Who are you?!

He's my pupil, Son Goku.

Heya!

That makes sense...

Who're you?

My name is Upa!

Upa?

Oh, you're the boy whose dad Goku wants to bring back to life

with the Dragon Balls!

That's right!

It's best to not get too involved with her. She's scary!

–And what is that supposed to mean?! –Oh, nothing...

Wow! It's huge!

This way.

What kind of place are we going to fight in?

The Demons' Toilet.

T-The Demons' Toilet?!

What's that?

Do you have any sort of advice for me?!

I do!

Don't die! That is my advice.

I'll keep it in mind...

–You enter through here. –Alright.

The rest of you come this way.

You'll have a good view of the fight!

You mean there are seats to watch from?!

You come this way.

Huh? Where did Son-kun and Uranai Baba-san go?!

They were just here...

I'm certain they will show up when the match begins.

This place is full of tricks and traps, after all!

This room is amazing!

Impressive, isn't it?

Well, have a seat over there.

That smells good!

You have good senses!

Suke-san!

Coming!

Wow, that looks yummy!

Have as much as you'd like!

I humbly accept this meal!

This is one strange place...

What in the world is going on?!

We sure have climbed a lot!

Almost there.

Yummy!

Yum!

Yummy!

Ow!

Ouch!

Is the ceiling broken or something?

I'm hungry again!

He carried himself most brilliantly...

I can hardly believe he's my own brother's pupil...

Yummy!

What is this place?!

Don't tell me I'm supposed to fight on top of those tongues...!

This is the Demons' Toilet.

It's Yamcha!

If he fell from there, he'd be...

Yamcha!

Goku-san!

Where did you go?!

I ate some food!

What if you ate something weird that had poison in it?!

I would never do any such cheap trick!

Have you seen the Demons' Toilet?

They're going to fight on top of those tongues?!

Indeed. Defeat means death.

That's crazy...!

There is but one way to ensure that lad does not die.

Don't tell me you want money!

Will you give this Goku boy to me?

G-Goku...?

That's right.

Giving me? What does that mean?

I think he would be a lot happier with me than with this dirty old man!

Don't you care about what she's saying?

Say something, will you?!

But considering Yamcha's situation...

His odds of winning are really that bad?

Even my brother is smart enough to realize it!

Yamcha-sama's moving!

He intends to fight!

I'll fight too!

Goku!

I'd hate to lose without putting up a fight!

Wouldn't you, Old-timer?!

Yes, that is the reason you've been training this entire time!

Okay! I'll fight!

Goku!

Do your best!

What a bunch of fools...

Goku has turned down Uranai Baba's offer and chosen to fight!

But defeat in the Demons' Toilet means death.

Who will Yamcha face off against in this terrifying arena?!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

What, what? This is an awesome place!

Okay, come on! I'll take on any kind of opponent!

You insolent brat!

Arise, Mummy-kun! Arise!

What's it with that guy? He's all wrapped up.

He's not like the other fighters you've fought!

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