Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

While searching for the Dragon Ball and the hidden pirate treasure,

Goku, Bulma, and Kuririn finally discovered the pirates' hidden base

deep within a cave.

But awaiting them there was a mysterious robot

that seemed a lot more like a pirate ghost!

Goku fought the robot,

while Bulma and Kuririn hurried ahead in search of the Dragon Ball.

And right behind the two was General Blue of the Red Ribbon Army.

Goku finally defeated the robot and went after Bulma and Kuririn,

but thanks to General Blue's trick, he lost sight of them.

"We Did It! Treasure Discovered"

Oh, the cave's falling in because of the shock from the robot's explosion...

Hey! Bulma! Kuririn!

That's weird!

I've been running a whole lot, but I still haven't caught up to them...

Huh? A dead-end!

What's going on...?

It's been a while since I had some prey!

There it is! The treasure!

Chow time!

Oh! I know you!

Let me think...

You're a squid, huh?!

An octopus!

Well, I'm in a hurry. Bye!

You ain't goin' anywhere!

What're you doing?!

As if I'd let my first victim in a long time get away!

I'm gonna enjoy eatin' you!

You're such a sore loser!

Hang in there, Kuririn-kun!

Don't give up, Kuririn-kun!

Why, you...!

You're so puny, you won't fill me up at all...

What're you doing?! Let go, you big jerk!

Oh, looks like you still got some spunk in ya...

That was nothing!

Now, then...!

H-Hey...! You better be careful!

Don't worry! I'm sure this one's overflowing with treasure!

That should do it!

Why, you...!

Now then, time to eat!

Oh, no you don't! Have a taste of this!

Fool! My mouth's down here!

I-It's just a puppet!

T-That was a close one...!

Your shortness is turning out to be really handy!

Leave me alone!

Besides, opening the gold box in a situation like this is obviously wrong.

Eh?

It's set up so that especially greedy people will be killed!

B-But wouldn't everyone looking for the treasure be especially greedy?

There! If we open the copper chest, which is the opposite one, then...

You just don't have the brains for this kind of thing!

Kaboom!

Um... that was just a little joke...

You nitwit! Moron!

This time, you're goin' in my stomach for sure!

Hey! I have something you'll like!

What?! What will I like?

The Kamehameha.

What?! Turtles ["kame"] are my favorite!

Kame...

...hame...

...ha!

What's this...?

This is a real fried octopus!

Perfect timing, too. I was getting really hungry!

Doesn't taste very good, though.

How odd... I wonder what it fits...

Yeah, that is weird...

W-What's that?!

Awesome! We did it!

T-This will be worth a fortune!

Put it in the box!

Unfortunately, the Red Ribbon Army will be taking that treasure.

–Eh?! –Red Ribbon...?!

Just my type!

Stay away, woman! You're grossing me out!

Yikes, he's gay...!

A gay officer in the Red Ribbon Army!

You said what you should not have said!

Do you have any idea what happens if you make me angry?!

If you wanna fight, then go ahead and try!

But you don't know who you're dealin' with!

My, how confident...

Come at me!

Whose voice was that?! Could it have been Bulma's or Kuririn's?

How come I can hear them from here?

What happened to all that vigor you just had?

H-He's strong...!

Alright, then! Guess I'll fight for real now...

Yes, yes... You really must...

That was Bulma's voice! Okay!

H-He's strong...

What strength...!

You act tough, but when it comes to your real skills, is that all you have?!

You bastard! You'll regret that!

Oh, you still wish to fight? You must want to die!

Alright!

Go, Kuririn-kun! Show him who's boss!

Way to go!

What do you think of that?!

Y-You kicked my beautiful face...!

Blood?! A nosebleed!

This high-class and proud general...

...has a nosebleed...!

I'm the absolute worst!

The worst! My image has been tarnished!

What's with him?

How dare you...?!

Y-You'll pay! You'll pay for that!

So come at me already, you flaming homo!

W-What's wrong, Kuririn-kun?!

I... can't move...!

So what do you think of my psychic powers?

Psychic powers...?!

That's not fair! That's against the rules!

Quiet! There are no rules in fights to the death!

Yes! I think I'll kill you as a return favor for embarrassing me!

Painful, is it? I'll put you out of your misery!

N-Not good...! He's going to kill me next...!

It's really starting to fall apart now...

I need to put an end to these two and find the Dragon Ball quickly...

Okay...! Our only chance is my special erotic strategy!

Hey, there!

Hello, handsome!

My name's Bulma-chan!

Nice to meet you!

Cease your disgusting erotic show this instant!

You crude little girl!

Crap! I forgot this guy's gay!

A-Actually, I look like a girl, but I'm really a guy!

As if any men have breasts like that!

Listen, now. I'll kill you even more gruesomely once I'm done with him.

I'm going to rip you into shreds, slowly and painfully! Get ready!

N-No way...

First, I need to see you off to the next world...

It looks like you've accepted your fate...

Wait! Time out!

What now?! You're getting on my nerves!

T-The Dragon Balls! I'll give you the Dragon Balls!

T-That's right! I have two of the Dragon Balls!

I'll give them to you if you let us go! Please!

Not quite what I expected you to say...

I don't need you to give them to me! I'll just steal them myself!

Now, then! This time, there will be no interruptions!

It's time for you to go to the next world!

G-Goku...!

See you!

S-Son-kun...!

Son-kun!

Son-kun! He's with the Red Ribbon Army!

He was about to kill us! Beat him up!

Red Ribbon, huh?!

So you're finally here. Congratulations on finding us.

Are you the one who beat up Kuririn?!

Kuririn? Oh, you mean him...

That's right. I was just about to finish him off, too.

G-Goku...

I won't let you do that! You'll fight me now!

As you wish!

Goku and Blue finally come face to face.

Which will the goddess of victory smile upon?

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

You bastard! How dare you do that to Kuririn!?

Now you'll have to face me!

You brat! I'll take my time showing you my ferociousness!

What's going on? My body won't move!

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"The Eyes that Sparkle with Terror"

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