Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Until they find a pichi-pichi gal,

the Turtle Hermit will not accept them as pupils, and so Goku and Kuririn...

...have taken off atop Kinto'un in order to search for girls.

There ain't many people here, huh?

Come on! Fly lower, would you?!

Hey! Goku, if I don't hang on to you, I'm going to fall down!

You think bad things, and that's why you can't ride Kinto'un.

I what?

Hey, Kuririn! What about that one?

You think the Old-timer will like that one?

Where, where?

What are you, an idiot? That's a man, isn't it?

You can tell men and women apart just by looking? Awesome!

You're kidding, right? You mean you can't tell?

I can tell if I touch them to see if they have a winkie or not.

I'm telling you right now, I'm a guy. Got that?

"The Peculiar Girl, Lunch"

Hey, you sure this gal Lunch is really coming?

Yes, the word is she's tearing up the next town over, and heading this way.

S-So are you sure we're okay?

They say that after Lunch leaves, not even one blade of grass remains.

Idiot! Don't get so shaken up over one lone woman!

Think about how you're going to use the reward money instead.

Oh, what incredible wind! And I rinsed just yesterday.

N-Not her, huh?

Ah, I've had enough of it.

Bartender, get this young lady a glass of something for me.

Don't ask why. See, the color of your hair

is the same as the hair color of a girl I once loved, is all.

B-Boss!

T-That's a bit corny, isn't it?

You be quiet!

I have a weakness for girls of her type!

So, young lady, don't be shy, be my guest.

Well then, by all means, I accept!

Um, Bartender-san, one orange juice, please.

Okay!

Here you go.

You...!

Hey, not done yet? This is taking a while.

D-Dummy! Don't look! G-Get away! G-Get away from me!

It's okay if I see whether you have a winkie or not, right?

No!!

Hello, police? Lunch just showed up!

Hey, Goku! We've gone where nobody is again, you know!

So, why do you suppose the Old-timer prefers a pichi-pichi gal?

If it were you, it's obvious that you'd prefer your fish

with some "pichi-pichi" spring to them, wouldn't you?

Then the Old-timer's gonna eat her?

Halt! Halt or we'll shoot!

You lousy rat!

This way!

There she is!

Sheesh...!

T-This is bad!

There's nobody around at all now.

Of course not! There's no reason for a pichi-pichi gal

to be in a place like this! Go back!

L-Lunch, you're under arrest! Come quietly, and d-don't try anything funny!

Move, and we'll shoot!

Who are you? What are you doing?

W-What's with the "who are you?" routine?!

Don't play dumb, we're the p-police, obviously!

What is it you're saying I've done?

How can you even say such a thing?! You have no shame!

We're not going to be fooled by your disguise! You're under arrest!

Somebody help me!

I think I just heard someone calling for help...

Over there!

That girl is being attacked!

Should we help someone like that?

W-We would look cool if we helped her,

but with our skills, we couldn't handle it yet.

Those guys have guns and all.

L-Let's let sleeping dogs lie.

If we should help her out, then let's help!

What?!

Who are you?!

I'm here to help that girl!

You're what?!

L-Let me just say in advance that I am in no way involved in this.

This is all on him!

What do you mean, you've come to help?!

If you think you can interfere with us

just because you're kids, we'll arrest you, too!

Huh?

Why, you...!

Wow, these guys were pretty weak.

T-Thank you very much!

What can I say to thank you enough?

No, no, it was nothing!

Say, Kuririn, you think the Old-timer will find her okay?

Very nice indeed, isn't she...?

Um, where are we heading?

Old man Turtle Hermit's house.

Turtle Hermit?

Right!

That's it!

Wow! What a handsome little place!

Is it to your liking, then?

Hey, Old-timer! We brought back one of those pichi-pichi gals!

What's the matter? He ain't answering.

Perhaps he is making use of the lavatory.

What's a lavatory?

That means the bathroom. The bathroom!

Oh, he's crapping, huh? I'll go tell him to hurry it up!

Pardon me! He's such a vulgar boy!

So, why have you brought me here? Is there something you want me to do?

No, there doesn't seem to be anything in particular you need to do.

If we could just have you stay here for a little while,

that would be okay, wouldn't it?

After all, with only us men here, we're lacking somewhat in splendor.

In that case, it will serve me as well! I'm being chased after.

Chased? Now that you mention it,

you were being attacked by guys dressed up like policemen, huh?

Who were those guys?

Policemen! Real ones.

Old-timer, are you done yet? We brought back a girl!

A-All finished! Just wait!

You idiot! Not so loud! This looks terrible, you know?!

Peeyew!

W-Why are you being chased after by the police?

Seeing as how this bag has a great deal of money in it,

I wonder if I robbed another bank.

This time, she's an honest-to-goodness pichi-pichi gal for sure, right?

Kuririn said she was good, so I guess she must be okay.

Let's see...

Or maybe a train robbery?

You're taking the joke too far!

There's no way someone like you could do something like that, after all!

You're the daughter from a rich family, right?

You should all be careful as well!

When I...

...sneeze...

...my personality completely...

Very nice!!

Well done, you two!

So she's good enough?

Oh, you startled me!

Muten Roshi-sama, we've just returned!

How about her? Her face still has a childish look about it,

but her body is good and stacked!

All right, all right! Both of you are now accepted as my pupils!

We did it!

Say there, by all means, welcome! How kind of you to come!

Pleased to meet you! My name is Lunch.

Your grandsons saved me from a precarious situation.

These guys saved you?

Yes. Thank you so much.

Nah, it was nothing, really!

That's fine and all, but they aren't my grandsons.

They're my younger brothers!

No, I was just joking there!

Yes, I knew that.

The truth is, I am Muten Roshi, also known as the Turtle Hermit.

I am teaching these guys the martial arts.

Oh, martial arts? That would explain why the boys are so strong!

So it's already been of service?

I still ain't learned anything from you, Old-timer.

So then, Lunch, was it?

If you have the time, would you take a bath with m–

er, rather, live the quiet life here for a while?

Here?

If I'm not in your way, then I should request it myself!

I-In the way? Don't be silly! You could stay here your whole life!

Hey, hey, hey! Hooray, hooray! I feel so cheerful! Yahoo! Yahoo!

By the way, what do you think?

Would you like to try learning some martial arts as well?

Huh? Me?

It sounds like fun, but I don't think a girl like myself could keep up.

No, no, I'm not saying you should try it on a full-scale.

I meant you could take it casually.

It will prove useful for the health of both mind and body,

as well as for your good looks.

You are incredibly fortunate!

There is no one in the world of martial arts

that does not know of Muten Roshi-sama here.

Quite frankly, he's the greatest in the world!

For you to be able to learn from the master himself...

Oh?! I had no idea he was such a person!

Aw, it really is all that, but it still makes me blush.

Hurry and train us!

You're a good fellow.

I am honored by your praise.

Well then, first of all, change into this uniform.

–Right! –U-Uniform?

Okay, then...

Y-You're going to change here?!

You're right. I'll go change inside the house.

Look here! You say too much! Would you like to go home?!

I'm sorry...

Right, right, you change into these too.

I don't want to wear this.

If you complain, I won't take you as pupils!

Right, understood! Come on, Goku!

Um...

This looks like underwear.

No, no, this is the wardrobe of my Eternal Turtle School.

You've got to be kidding!

Young girls are the best!

We will now begin the training.

What an annoying horsefly!

Everybody, run away!

Where is this?! Doesn't look like a jail...

Who the hell are you guys?!

Huh? Oh, dear...

Sorry! Every time I sneeze, it seems I switch personalities!

Did I do anything I shouldn't have?

N-No, nothing especially...

Yow!

The Turtle Hermit and the others

have come to live together with an outrageous girl!

What will happen next?

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

Finally, the training of the Old-timer Turtle Hermit begins!

What is he going to make us do?

With every sneeze, Lunch makes us see all sorts of things!

She cooks really good so nothing bad could happen...

Next time on Dragon Ball:

"Training– The Rock Hunt"

Old-timer, I'm starving!

Next Time

"Training– The Rock Hunt"