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[wind blowing]

[birds chirping]

- [Sarah] Right here?
- [Rodney] Yep.

[Sarah] Okay.

[Sarah chuckles] I've never
done this before. What do I do?

[Rodney chuckling] Just be yourself.

Try and forget that there's a camera here.

[Sarah] Okay.

[Rodney] Tell me about yourself.
Where are you from?

- Texas.
- Texas? Really?

What brings you to Wyoming?

[Sarah] My boyfriend and I wanted to, uh...

Well, ex-boyfriend.

We wanted to see all 50 states, like,

to say that we had seen
all of the states before, um...

[exhales] Um...

Shit.

I'm so sorry.

[Rodney] Hey.

You don't need to apologize.

It's so embarrassing.

- No, it's not.
- [sniffles]

Hey, look at me.

[sniffles]

You're beautiful, okay? It's fine.

Just keep talking. Okay?

So, yeah, we...

We wanted to have this big adventure...

before the baby came.

So... that was the plan.
[chuckles and sniffles]

Then...

And then he just left.

- And I... I...
- [camera shutter clicking]

And I don't know
if it was me or if he just...

he just didn't want to be a dad.

Have you told your family?

No.

No, my mom, she never liked him, and I...

I don't want to hear "I told you so."

[sighs]

Uh, I'm... I'm terrified.

Like, I knew he was risky,

but, like... fuck it.

Everyone's risky.

I don't know.

I'm so sorry.

I'm just blah, you know? I just...

I haven't really had a chance
to talk to anyone about it yet and I, um...

I really needed that. Thank you.

[chuckles nervously]

What the fuck?

[breathes deeply]

- [Rodney grunting]
- [Sarah yelling]

[Sarah screaming]

[Sarah choking]

[Rodney grunting]

[Rodney panting]

[coughing]

[Sarah whimpering]

[screaming]

[man 1] It's just not quite right.

[man 2] Yeah, I don't feel sorry for her.

- She's not sympathetic.
- [man 1] Because she seems angry.

- That's it. She seems angry.
- Mmm-hmm.

What about her look?

Eh, it's okay.

She kinda looks like that
one girl in that thing.

From the, uh...

The movie about
the junkies in Central Park.

Yes. I hated it. Did you like it?

- [softly] No.
- Bad. It was bad.

It was horrible.

[sighs]

Did you want me to try it again or...

No, that was great.

It says here that you did
your BFA in acting at Columbia.

Yeah.

I have a friend
who went through that program.

It's a great program. Yeah.

What year did you graduate?

Hmm?

You might know each other.

I might. What's his name?

Hmm.

Kevin Wetmore.

Mmm. He might have been before me.

Mmm-hmm.
How do you know he wasn't after you?

Hmm.

[all chuckle]

And you're okay with nudity, right?

Uh, no, um, it's just not for me.

Oh, no, I'm... I'm sure they're fine.

Mmm.

- All right. Well, we'll be in touch.
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm.

Okay. Um...

- Well, great. Thank you guys so much.
- Yes.

Thank you.

Um...

Have a great rest of your day.
Always nice to see you.

- Like as well.
- You too.

Thanks.

- Okay. Sheryl.
- Yeah?

- No.
- No.

Uh... Oh, Janet.

- Janet.
- Janet.

[Sheryl] And I really appreciate
that you keep inviting me to audition.

I would just love it so much

if you could look up from the table
when I'm reading the scene.

That would just... Just really make my day.

["I Don't Mind Doin' It"
playing on car stereo]

[yells]

[music stops]

Okay.

[Terry] It's a big deal.

Network execs don't always
give actors direct notes,

but that's the best part.

This one pulls me over,
he says, "Your face."

"Something about your face
has a lot of character."

Which is great.
Which means if I test well,

they'll make me a recurring cast member.

Not every single episode,
but, you know, it's...

Hey, how's it going?

- Hi.
- How'd it go?

Um... Yeah, not... I don't...

[chuckles] Not that great.

- What? You're kidding.
- Yeah.

I know. I know. I made you run
all those lines with me again for nothing.

- No, acting is never wasted time.
- [phone ringing]

I was acting, you were acting. Actors act.

- Well, that's very sweet, Terry.
- No. I'm being real.

All right. I'm not being sweet,
I'm being sincere.

That choice you made
when you started whispering

when you were talking about your mom?
It gave me goosebumps.

It sounds like your thing went well, huh?

I don't want to talk...
Yes. I mean, it went very well.

[Sheryl] I wanna hear all about it.

You're just so good. I don't know
how you're not booking anything.

- Hello?
- [woman] Hi, Sheryl, I have Helen for you.

Terry. I just need one second.

Oh, yeah, no problem.

- [Helen] Hey, sorry I missed your call.
- Mmm-hmm.

- I had a client walk off set.
- Yeah.

The director fired a gun. It's just chaos.

Oh, wow. That's, um...

No, that sounds crazy.

No, I just walked in the door.
Did they call already?

They loved you.

No, I really don't think they did.

Well, they thought
you weren't quite right for this one.

- So good.
- They said you seemed a little too...

Yeah, I'm auditioning
in a couple weeks I think.

They just weren't sure that
you were passionate about the project.

I mean, I am trying, but sure, yeah.

I feel like we've been
getting that feedback a lot lately.

Are you still working
with that acting coach? Can we find you a...

- Um... Look, Helen?
- Yeah? Yeah.

Um...

I think I can maybe just beat you
to the punch a little bit here.

- Yeah, I'm rambling. You go ahead.
- Mmm-hmm.

I'm working really hard
and I'm accomplishing very little, so...

I'm not really sure
what I'm doing in L.A. anymore.

Oh, lots of people go through that.

Right.

Helen, I can barely afford my rent.

Hold that thought. Robin, hand me that.

- Thank you. Sheryl? Honey?
- Yeah?

Okay, sweetie, you know the ABC Studios
where they shoot all those...

Mmm-hmm.

You know the one.

- The stages in the Valley.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I booked you
a guest spot on a TV show.

- Wait, really?
- Yep. Yeah, you bet. Friday.

Right, but I didn't audition.

You didn't have to.

I sent them your resume,
they think you're perfect.

Um... What's the show?

Bachelor number three,

if I were an ice cream sundae,

what flavor would you want me to be
and how would you eat me?

If you were my ex-wife,
I'd have to say Rocky Road.

[audience laughing]

[audience applauding]

Um... I need a drink.

- [man] I'm a vanilla man myself.
- Yeah.

I didn't think I'd come out here
and be famous. I just...

I thought if I was disciplined,
and I have been...

Yeah, you're locked
in your apartment running lines.

I can hear you most of the time.

I have notes.

- [both chuckle]
- I have a few notes.

I haven't even been on a date in two years

'cause I didn't want the distraction.

And now the...

I don't know. Helen...

Helen says it's good
because it'll get me seen,

and Sally Field was on the show,
so she's not totally wrong.

But still, it just feels...

Beneath you?

You think I'm being a brat.

No, it's beneath you,
but I still think it's a good thing.

The show?

- No shit.
- Why?

Because you're gonna meet
some cheese ball guy

who you'll spend
all of two minutes with and you'll hate,

and then you'll be back here.

Right here at the bar
laughing about it with me.

Why will I hate him?

- 'Cause he's gonna be a dork.
- [laughs]

And you'd rather be hanging out with me.

- Yes, obviously.
- Obviously.

I mean, you're basically
my only friend out here.

Well...

And that's good.

All right, shall we? Another?

Uh, no, I probably shouldn't. I, you know...

got my big break coming up, so...

I don't want to
look like garbage for that.

You could never look like garbage.

You always look beautiful.

That's sweet. [chuckles]

Oh, my God. Sorry. [laughs]

That just took me by surprise. Um...

No, that just tickled for, um...

That just took me by surprise.

Sorry, I'm... I...

I think I'm a little jumpy.
I had a weird... Pretty weird day.

[chuckles awkwardly]

Yeah, no, I...

I get it.

Okay, great.

Do you want to leave?

No. Um...

No, we should have another one.

[Sheryl sighs]

[officer] Wake up.

Can't stay here.

- Pack it up.
- Yeah, okay.

Let's keep it moving.

[radio playing indistinctly]

[soft music playing]

[man] Hey.

You need to keep this aisle clear.

You can't just sleep here.

Unbelievable.

- [clattering loudly]
- Shit, shit, shit.

- Shit.
- [man] Hey!

Hey! Get back here!

["Lonely Women" playing]

Hey! Hey! God damn it!

Fucking bitch.

♪ Be grandmother for ♪

♪ She don't believe no more ♪

♪ She don't believe ♪

♪ No one hurries home to call you, baby ♪

[camera shutter clicking]

Can I help you with something, buddy?

I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

I just saw you sitting there...

and the light is perfect.

You're beautiful.

[scoffs]

What?

Did I say something?

I look pretty fucking far
from beautiful right now.

What are you talking about?
You look gorgeous.

You got this... Like a...

Like a Linda Manz thing going on.

I don't know who that is.

She was in that movie, uh, Days of Heaven.

Well, consider me fucking swooned.

So you ever done any modeling before?

Dude, I'm broke as shit.
So whatever you're trying to sell me--

I'm not trying to sell you anything.
I'm serious.

There's this photo contest
that I want to enter.

I've been looking for a subject.

I think you'd be perfect for it.

Hold that pose.

- Hold what pose?
- That pose.

[camera shutter clicks]

Now look over your left shoulder.

That's your right. Your other left.

[Rodney laughs]

There you go.
Now look right into the lens right here

and give me that look you just gave me.

Come on. There she is. [laughs]

Look at you. One more.

You know, Farrah Fawcett,
she's got nothing on you.

So what do you say?

[chuckles softly]

- Lisa.
- [Lisa] Sheryl.

- Hi. I'm so sorry I'm late.
- No, it's fine.

[Sheryl] There was an accident
on the 101 and...

Do you need anything?
I can get you coffee, water?

Uh, no, thank you.

- Have you eaten? I can get you a bagel.
- No, really, I'm fine.

Helen tells me you're from Pennsylvania.

Um, Allentown, yeah.

- [Lisa] Oh, I went to Penn State.
- Oh, uh...

- Go Lady Lions.
- [chuckles]

- Can I get you a water?
- You asked me that already.

- Okay, right through here.
- Great.

[Lisa] Great.

[Lisa sighs]

So you excited about this?
How you feeling?

Um, good. Yeah, I think it'll be fun.

It'll be so fun. I promise.
We'll get you through hair and makeup.

I saw your bachelors backstage.
You got a good batch.

Oh, really? What are they like?

- [Marilyn] They're idiots, all of them.
- I don't know where they get 'em from.

- From under a rock.
- Right?

Do you remember that one guy
that we had on the show? Um, filmmaker.

- [woman] Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Oh, my God.

He was beautiful,

but I'm telling you, the IQ of a lug nut.

Oh, it was really too bad.

- You want some?
- No. I'm...

So he shows up
with his identical twin brother

and he says, "Oh, I'm making a movie."

"We're both acting in it."

"I'm the star,
but he's playing my best friend."

- [soft music playing]
- [laughs]

His identical twin brother
is playing his best friend.

- What the hell is that?
- Brilliant.

- I love it.
- Oh, God.

Is it possible to get a guy in this town
that isn't a maniac?

[woman] Or a total moron.

Hello. Hey, how's everybody doing?

Whoa, a room full of beautiful women.

Put that skunk weed away.
You're going to get me in trouble.

What's up, Marilyn? So this is Sheryl.

- Yeah, hi.
- They told me that you went to Juilliard.

- No.
- Well, that's fantastic.

So I guess you're a real music freak?
Do you like the sound of this?

Yeah, it's cool.

There you go. See?

Women love that Black sound.

Come on,
whatever happened to Tony Bennett?

Whatever happened to Bing Crosby?

I mean, if you want soul,
listen to Perry Como singing "Moonglow."

- Hey, can you do me a favor?
- Yeah.

Okay. You're an intelligent girl,
anyone can see that.

But when you get on that stage,

I don't want you
to play so smart, all right?

The guys are getting intimidated.

- You know boys, they're babies.
- Right.

You know? That's right.

I just need you to laugh and smile
just over and over.

- Can you do that for me?
- Sure.

- I'd appreciate it.
- Of course.

There you go. You have a beautiful smile.

- Mr. Burke, your wife's on the phone.
- Yeah?

Okay, thanks. Is this...
Is this the dress you're wearing?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Bruce. Hey, Bruce, can you hear me?

- [Bruce] Yes.
- Yeah,

can we get her in something
a little more flattering?

She's got the body, so let's use it.

All right. Thank you so much.

[woman] Looks perfect.

[Lisa] The audience is filling up.
Everyone's getting excited.

Great.

[woman] Looks great. Actually, know what?

Maybe we should try the updo.

Yeah, whatever you want.

- Yeah?
- [Marilyn] I like it down.

[woman] You like it down?
Okay, let's do down.

Great.

[woman] Nice and flowing. Fabulous.

[indistinct chatter]

[woman] Careful.
Smooth it out. Watch the car.

[Ken] Relax, Mom, it's fine.

This is it?

It doesn't look like a television studio.

Mom, how would you know?
You've never seen one.

Hey, don't talk back to your mother.

Just looks so drab.

What you see on TV,
all these lights and stages.

- There's lights inside, I promise.
- Doesn't it look drab?

Should we grab the umbrellas?
It's gonna rain.

Gonna rain? Come on. Let's hurry it up.

How are you holding up?

I don't know.

I'm feeling a little drab.

On TV, they have all those
big lights and stages.

Yeah, yeah.

So what do you think?

- It's great.
- Awesome.

We're ready for you.

Okay.

[man 1] All right, everybody.
Let's get started.

[man 2] Fine to start
without the live feed.

[audience cheering and applauding]

[man 2] It's fine. Good to go.

[man 3] Ed's ready backstage.

[announcer] Live from the Chuck Barris
Stages in Hollywood, California,

it's The Dating Game.
And now your host, Ed Burke.

Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

You're too kind.

Welcome back to The Dating Game.

I'm your host Ed Burke,

and we're absolutely thrilled
you're all joining us tonight.

And who knows?
Will today be the day that sparks fly?

All right, Ed's just doing his intro now.

- As soon as he's done--
- Wait, he's on right now?

Mmm-hmm.
Okay, oh, just watch your step here.

- Be careful.
- Sorry.

[Ed] Now, this is a program...

[Lisa] Okay, right over here now.
Stop, stop.

- [Ed] ...and one very pretty girl.
- [applause]

- Okay.
- [Ed] We give her a chance to question

the gentlemen...

Okay, now you're just around here.

- Up these steps.
- Okay. Great.

And then what, I'm just on?

- Mmm-hmm. You okay?
- Uh-huh.

Great. Have fun.

[Ed] ...show you how we play the game.
Come with me.

Before we meet
our three eligible bachelors,

I think we should meet
our lovely bachelorette.

I had the chance to meet her backstage
and she is ready for a connection.

[whispering] Sally Field.
Sally Field. Sally Field.

[Ed] Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome the woman of the hour, Sheryl!

Shit.

- [upbeat music playing]
- [audience applauding]

[breathing heavily]

[Charlie] I gotta get out of here.

Somewhere I can see the sky.

[sighs]

Yeah, I can't wait.

No, the place is great.
It's coming together.

I'm still seeing you this weekend, right?

[chuckles]

Yeah, well, you better,
'cause you're in the doghouse now.

[chuckles]

Shit.

[humming]

[doorbell buzzes]

[door continues buzzing]

[Charlie singing indistinctly]

[vehicle doors closing]

Shit.

Sorry. Coming.

Coming.

Hey, hey.

- Hey, is this for 2-A?
- [man] It is.

'Kay, great. Here, I'll let you in.

We've been ringing the apartment
for ten minutes.

Sorry, I was in the shower.
I didn't hear it.

Tommy, let's go.

What?

You're just gonna leave it all out here?

[man] Wish we could help,
but we have a schedule to keep.

[engine starts]

Hey, Ansel Adams.

- It's, like, the last thing.
- Yeah. It better be.

[laughs] Yeah. I think it is.

Okay. Almost. Okay.

[sighs] You want a beer?

You've never heard of Roman Polanski?

- He's the doorman at the Ice Palace?
- No, no, no. No.

Big guy with the tattoos?

No. He's the short guy

who directed Repulsion
and Rosemary's Baby.

- Are those movies or--
- You're killing me.

- I'm trying to name-drop here.
- Drop away, man.

No, because you don't know
who I'm talking about

so it's not as impressive.

[laughs]

You're fucking with me.

Have I seen Rosemary's Baby? Come on.

What? I don't know.
Maybe you don't like scary movies.

I don't like scary movies,
but I've seen Rosemary's-fucking-Baby.

Okay, so I took a class
with him at NYU, all right?

With Roman Polanski, I mean.
And that's it.

- That's all I wanted to say.
- Very impressive.

Do you feel better now?

- [exhales]
- [laughs softly]

You still go there?

I just graduated.

Congratulations. That's amazing.

So what now?

I'm off to New Hampshire, actually.

Yeah. I'm gonna be
teaching kids photography.

Very cool.

Yeah.

You know, it's crazy.

It's my last day here,

and I meet you. [chuckles]

Like, it's so hard to meet people,
you know, that you can connect with, so...

when I do I just...
I like to savor the moment, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm... I'm the same way.

Hey, so I should probably
get this shit together.

I mean, this place is a mess.
I have to get unpacking.

It's, like, such a disaster.
I don't know where anything is gonna go,

it's, ugh, a bit insane.

But thank you so much for your help.

It was very, very, very useful, so...

So, you said you were a stewardess?

[Charlie] Uh, yeah.

Well, what's that like?

Well, I get to get groped
by sweaty businessman

while putting things in the overhead,

so what's not to love?

But, no, it is great.

I mean, I get to see the world
and travel for free and...

I mean, I get to go to Egypt next week.

I've always wanted to go to Egypt,
so I'm very excited.

I think at first I was afraid
that I was gonna get lonely

being away from home,
but my airline is amazing--

Can I take your picture?

[traffic bustling]

- [glass breaking]
- [Charlie grunting]

[Charlie screaming]

[Rodney grunting]

- [coughing]
- [panting]

[choking]

[camera shutter clicks]

There she is. What a beauty.

Come on down here, darling.

There we go.
You just stand right there for me.

Sheryl is an aspiring actress
from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

She used to work massaging feet,

but quit when her boss
asked her to work her way up.

She moved here from L.A.
after graduating college

and now is hoping to find
a Romeo to complement her Juliet.

My goodness, you are a beauty.
What a knockout. How you doing?

- Uh, doing well.
- Okay. Fantastic.

- Are you ready to get this party started?
- Yeah.

Okay, well, let the games begin.

- [cheering and applause]
- The rules of the game are simple.

There are three bachelors
behind this partition.

You can ask them whatever you like
except for their name, age or occupation.

At the end, you pick
which one you'd like to go out with.

- Sound good?
- Great.

[director] "A" camera,
get ready for the snap zoom.

Hi, Sheryl, pleased to make your pleasure.

No, I mean, pleasure to meet your, um...

- Save that talk for the date.
- Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

There we go. Third time's a charm.
Bachelor number two?

Hello, Sheryl.

Hello, hello, hello.

If you want to groove, pick number two.

[Sheryl] Oh, my God,
is he stuck like that?

[Ed] We'll have to find out.

And would you please say hello to Sheryl,
bachelor number three?

[director] Lights up on number three.

We're gonna have
a great time together, Sheryl.

[audience exclaiming, laughing]

[Ed] He's confident.

Now you know what they sound like,
are you ready to take the next step?

I think I am.

- Do you have your question set?
- Sure do.

Let's take a seat
and make yourself comfortable.

And here we go.

[cheering and applause]

[upbeat music playing]

[director] Oh, Jesus, Ed.
Okay, cue the "applause" sign.

[applause stops]

Bachelor number one,

we're in a drama class
and it's the big audition.

You're a nerdy schoolboy
asking me out on a date.

Take it away.

- [woman] Ooh!
- Uh...

Hey, I... I'm a...

You know, I'm a nerdy schoolboy.
Do you want to go on a date?

- Is that it?
- [laughter]

- Yeah.
- [Ed] Well, we got a genius.

[director] Pan to number two.

I like it, bachelor number one.

Um, bachelor number two,
you're the captain of the football team.

- Go.
- [Laura gasping]

[bachelor 2] Hey there, Peggy Sue...

Hey, you okay?

[Laura] Yeah, I'm fine.

[bachelor 2] I was thinking
if you weren't doing nothing,

maybe we could play
a game of touch football.

- I'd be shirts, you'd be skins.
- [audience exclaim]

[Sheryl] I don't know.
That sounds awfully rough.

[bachelor 2] Rough and rowdy,
that's the way I like it, babe.

Bachelor number three,
you're the accomplished professor.

Go for it.

Young lady,
I'm gonna need you to stay after class

and have a word with me.

[audience exclaiming]

Oh. Do you need to teach me a lesson?

[Rodney] Yes. Yes, I do.

In fact, you're going to
have to bend over...

backwards with dedication.

[laughter]

[applause]

[Sheryl] Okay, um, bachelor number one...

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[gasps softly]

[Sheryl] If I served you for dinner,
what would you be?

[bachelor 1] Uh, I am the buffet.

[laughter]

I gotta get out of here.

- Right now? It's the middle of the show.
- Gotta go to the bathroom.

Everything okay?

- Look, stop.
- Where's she going?

[Sheryl] Bachelor number two?

Oh, I'm a big old green salad
with the vinaigrette on the side,

- because I like things undressed.
- [audience exclaiming]

Ah, that's funny.

Bachelor number one...

- [all exclaiming]
- [gasps]

Jesus, what the fuck was that?

- [man 1] Guys, what was that?
- [man 2] Was that part of the show?

[man 3] What do we do?

[director] Somebody down there
get Ed's attention.

[man 1] Ed. Say something.

Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen,
that is the end of round one,

and I think we're going to hear
from our sponsors.

[microphone feedback whines]

- We'll be right back.
- Go to commercial. Go to two.

What the fuck was that?

[man] 'Kay, everyone, we're resetting.
Someone clean that up.

What the fuck was that?

Oh, baby, you're doing amazing.
Just knocking it out of the park.

Great.

Hey, the magic of television.
Huh? [laughs]

We got some time.
Who's here from out of town?

Hollywood, first time? Oh!

Bet you didn't think
it was gonna be that exciting.

[laughter]

Right, just clean this up.

[Lisa] Look, this is not my job.
She came from over there.

[hyperventilating]

[crying]

Goddamnit.

[imperceptible]

[yells]

[elevator bell dings]

Um, do you know where--

He's probably
somewhere upstairs holding court.

[Rodney] Yeah,
I met her at Warren Beatty's house.

[man] Warren Beatty's house.
Listen to this fucking guy.

[all laugh]

[Mario] Hey, uh, Rodney?

- This is the new guy, Mario, right?
- Yeah.

And her parents let you take this?

Let me? [chuckles] They paid me.

No.

I can see it. I think it'd be great.
That's how the industry works.

[man] Yeah, I know how it works.

[indistinct chatter]

- She's just 13.
- Yeah, but, I mean, come on.

Girls these days...

You know, I took that one
in Malibu a few weeks ago.

Yeah. It's nice.

You know, I was just thinking
maybe going there later today.

I usually find my subject
at the beach, but...

You'd look great in that light,
so, you know, if you're around...

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not... I'm not busy.

You're not busy.

I'm free whenever.

- Rod. Rod?
- [Rodney] Yeah?

Some people are here to see you.

- Yeah, who? Warren Beatty?
- [laughter]

It's the police.

Oh, yeah, no, um, my place,
it was jacked last week, so...

Some of the camera equipment was lost.

They're probably just
following up on that, you know?

All right. See you guys later.

[man] Party's over.

[indistinct chatter]

[Rodney] Well, that's...
That's your job, right?

It's not my job.

[indistinct conversation]

[laughter]

Yeah. Yeah, you know,
we always gotta check these things out.

[Rodney] You're just doing your job.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

It's okay. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it.

[sighs]

[hushed conversation]

[man clears throat]

[breath trembling]

Fuck.

- [faucet squeaks]
- [water running]

[man coughs]

- [zipper closes]
- [sniffles]

Hey.

Uh, so, um...

Later, I can't,

'cause they actually want me to stay late

because I...

There's like, nobody here. Short on staff.

Um...

Another time?

Yeah.

I'll find someone else.

Okay.

Sorry.

[door opens, closes]

[Laura] Alison?

[knock on door]

Al, are you in there?

Hey, Al, I've been calling for a while
and I'm just a little worried about you.

Okay, I'm gonna use the spare.

Now, I'm coming in, okay?
If you're in there, I'm coming in.

[breath trembling]

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Yeah, it's all good. All good.

Excuse me.

Gotta work in here.

What'd I tell you? Lug nuts.

- How am I doing?
- You're great. Fabulous.

What is it? What's the matter?

[Sheryl] Oh, nothing. Nothing.

I'm trying to do what Ed said.
Just feels a little weird. That's all.

Oh, fuck Ed.

No disrespect, but fuck him.

This isn't a sitcom,
you're not coming back next week.

[Ed speaking indistinctly]

What's Ed gonna do? Fire you?

[chuckles]

You're supposed to be having fun.
That's the whole point.

So just be yourself.
Say whatever you want.

[indistinct chatter]

Do either of you have a pen?

- [woman] Yeah, here you go.
- Thank you.

[Marilyn] She looks fine.

- Yeah, she's gorgeous.
- Yeah.

[Marilyn] Yeah. Look at these guys.

Thank you.

Don't mind if I do.

No, thanks.

[sighs] Too small.

Seriously, anything under a C cup,
can't do it.

What about her?

What about her?

You haven't seen her yet.
What if she's petite?

I'll let her blow me. [chuckles]

No, you won't.

I won't? And why is that?

Because I always get the girl.

[scoffs]

[director] You guys all set down there?

Check in with Matthew
to see how close we are.

[man] He says he just needs 30 seconds.

[director] "B" camera, come on.
We're up and running.

- [bell rings]
- In place, everyone.

Ladies, stop messing with her hair.
I know you're barely touching her.

We're ready for you.

- Don't let that throw you. You got this.
- Okay, Mr. Burke.

Hey, you guys good?
You need anything? Okay, great.

We're on.

[Ken] Laura. Are you okay?

- Hey.
- I know bachelor number three.

Oh.

Did you date him or something?

No, I didn't date him. I... He...

[exhales]

Do you remember my friend Alison,
the one who was...

Yeah. I remember you talking about her.

And there was that guy at the beach and...

I shouldn't have left her there. I...

[crying]

I told her to be careful,
and I knew that there was something wrong.

I knew something was off about that guy.

- You gave his description to the police.
- Yeah. That's the guy.

Bachelor number three?

Um...

How sure are you?

I'm pretty sure.

- Pretty sure?
- Like 90%.

But you're not positive.

I'm just saying
this guy might look really similar, right?

I'm not saying
that I don't believe you, Laura.

I mean, if this guy did
what you're implying, then...

wouldn't he be in jail
and not on a TV show?

I don't know. I--

It's a big TV show.

You don't think
they vet their contestants?

- I--
- Maybe it is the guy, right?

And maybe the police,
they looked into him and they cleared him.

Look, I love you.

And I'm really sorry
that you lost your friend.

It must feel like
he's around every corner.

I can't even imagine, but...

I'm just not sure what you want me to do.

Get out.

- What?
- Get out.

- Laura--
- Now!

[exhales]

- Okay, everyone. Here we go. Look alive.
- [bell rings]

We're back into it
in five, four, three, two...

- [upbeat music playing]
- [applause]

[Ed] All right.
Welcome back to The Dating Game.

Thank you for bearing
through that, uh, technical difficulty.

Back to the show.
Sheryl, the floor is yours. Take it away.

Bachelor number one,

Einstein said that sitting on a hot stove
for a minute feels like an hour,

but sitting next to a nice girl
for an hour feels like a minute.

That was his theory of special relativity.
What's yours?

Um...

- What?
- [laughter]

I'll come back to you.

Wait. Was that the actual question?

Bachelor number two,
when you invite a girl out for dinner,

- what do you expect in return?
- Ooh.

[bachelor 2] Uh...

I guess that depends on the meal.
Are we talking filet mignon, or what?

That's a good question, are we?

[bachelor 2] Yeah. Sure.
I'm a generous guy.

- Good to know.
- [man] Are these the scripted questions?

Since I'm spending
an arm and a leg on dinner,

I'd like to think that
she could at least provide the dessert.

Oh, and what would you order for dessert?

- Oh, you know.
- No, I don't. Tell me.

[laughter]

[bachelor 2] Something hot.

Like cherries flambé?

Yeah, with lots of whipped cream.

Sorry, I'm on a diet.

Bachelor number one, how's that
theory of special relativity coming along?

- Hmm?
- Groovy, keep at it.

Bachelor number three,

what's the difference
between a boy and a man?

A boy thinks that buying a woman dinner
means she owes him something.

Okay, and what does a man think?

Well, for starters,

he knows better than
to start talking about dessert

before he's made it through dinner.

[audience applauding]

[Sheryl] That's not bad.

Bachelor number one, any luck?

[man] Keep up,
she's going back to the genius.

[bachelor 1] I can't.

Okay. Should I be
taking notes, teacher, or...

Oh, it will be on the final exam, Ed.

- [laughter]
- That's good.

Bachelor number three,
your buddy's drawing a blank.

Want to help him out?

With his theory of special relativity?

Yeah.

Whether it's for a minute or for an hour,

I'd like to sit relatively close
to a special girl

whenever I get the chance.

How's that?

- That's pretty good. That's not bad.
- [applause]

[laughter and applause]

Bachelor number one,
I threw you a curveball last time.

I'll say. I didn't know I needed to be
an astrologer to be on this show.

- Do you mean an astronomer?
- Is there a difference?

Do you want there to be?

- Um, no.
- By the way,

Einstein was a physicist,
not an astronomer. Doesn't matter.

Are you gonna ask me a question?

I just asked you two, but sure.

In the Groundwork of
the Metaphysics of Morals,

- Immanuel Kant argues...
- [man] She'll give him a heart attack.

I don't... [scoffs]

I'm kidding.
Bachelor number one, I'm kidding.

I'm just having fun with you.

Bachelor number one,
this is nice and easy.

What are girls for?

Uh, what do you mean?

[Sheryl] Just what I said.
What are girls for?

Jeez, you're getting edgy with this one.

Oh, want to go back to Immanuel Kant?

No, no, I can do this.

Good to hear it.
I believe in you, bachelor number one.

Thank you.

Uh, girls are for...

guys.

And... you know, having fun with.

Well, Gloria Steinem would be proud.

Being a little hard on the boys.

- I think we're all having fun.
- Of course.

- Aren't we having fun?
- [cheering and applause]

[Sheryl laughs]

See? We're having so much fun. [chuckles]

Bachelor number two, what are girls for?

Uh... Why does this feel like a trap?

I don't know. Why does it?

Well, because if I say
girls are for wining and dining,

then I sound like a jerk,

and if I say
they're for respecting or whatever,

then I just sound like
a schmuck looking to get laid.

Okay, bachelor number two,
I think you answered my question.

Hey, wait. No, I didn't mean it like that.

[Sheryl] Moving on.

Bachelor number three,
I'm counting on you.

What are girls for?

[guard] I... No. [chuckles]

No. No one's beaten Ali twice.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Uh, Jim, give me a second.
Can I help you with something?

Um, I need to speak
with someone on The Dating Game.

You want tickets,
you need go to guest relations.

Go back down the hallway, take a right.

I don't want to see the show.
I just came from there.

I need to speak
with someone who works on it,

like a producer or something.

What for?

There's someone on the show right now
who shouldn't be there.

Who shouldn't be there? Your boyfriend?

- No.
- Husband?

[sighs]

Last year, a friend of mine
was raped and murdered,

and the police never...

I think that the guy that killed her
is up on that stage right now.

Bachelor number three.

And this is a very dangerous man,
so can you just call someone for me?

Please.

Hey, Jim, I'm gonna
have to call you back. Yeah.

[Rodney] What are girls for?

[Sheryl] Yeah, that's right.

Hmm. I guess I'd have to say
that that's up to the girl.

- [applause]
- That's a very good answer.

Oh, yeah, we love that.

Um...

Bachelor number three,
I have a follow-up question.

Shoot.

You've been with
the other bachelors for a while now.

We've talked for a bit, yeah.

Okay. Tell me,
what's the most disgusting thing

bachelors one and two
have said or done backstage?

Besides coming on this show, of course.

That's good.

[Rodney] Oh, gosh. Um...

That's a tough one. If I'm being honest,

bachelor number one
didn't really say anything disgusting.

- That's, uh... That's true. I didn't.
- [laughter]

And what about bachelor number two?

Um, I can't repeat it word for word
as how we're on television and all, but...

he had some thoughts about bra sizes

being a prerequisite
for a meaningful relationship.

Oh. Is that right?

Oh, darn it,
that signals the end of our game.

- [upbeat music playing]
- Sheryl, it's time to make a decision.

Why don't you sit right there,
analyze what you heard?

We're going to take a little time for you

to make a decision
about the very fine products...

You can wait in the office here.
Someone will be with you shortly.

[Laura] Who?

George Elliot. Series producer.

You can have a seat if you like.

He'll be able to help you. Good luck.

Thank you.

- Really.
- [door opens]

[Ed] And we'll be right back.

- [director] And we're out.
- [bell ringing]

After the show,
I want this cunt out of here.

I never want to see her again.

I know. I'm so sorry, sir.

[woman] So who you gonna pick?

- Oh, knock it off.
- What? I'm just asking.

Do you think I went too far?

[chuckles] I think
he thinks you went too far.

[woman] He thinks everything is too far.

[Marilyn chuckles]

Yeah, but do you, though?

Honey, I've been on the show since 1968

and I've seen more idiots
flirting back and forth than I can count.

The one thing I've learned is
no matter what words they use,

the question beneath the question
remains the same.

All right. What's the question?

Which one of you will hurt me?

You just asked it clearer than most.

Hey, man, what the fuck?

Why would you tell her that?

She asked.

Fuck you.

You know what? Soon as this show's over,
you and me, we're gonna have words.

Is that right?

Well, what if I don't show?

You gonna hire somebody to track me down?

[scoffs] Fucking pussy.

You know what? I have a better idea.

Why don't we swap contact information
so we know where to find each other?

Okay. Yeah.

Stocker Street, Glendale.
Yeah, I know where that is.

Here.

- Jesus, what the fuck is that, man?
- [chuckles]

- It's fake.
- [exhales sharply]

You fucking weirdo.

Yeah.

[door opens]

[man] All right, folks, everyone in place.

[bell rings]

- [indistinct chatter]
- That's enough. Let's get out of here.

Let's move this chair. Get up, Sheryl.

We've had an entire commercial break
to get rid of this. Come on. Go.

Here, right there.

- [man] And five, four, three, two...
- Go, go.

- Boys are babies, right?
- [scoffs]

[clears throat]
Welcome back to The Dating Game.

Sheryl, you have played
this game beautifully,

but now it is time to make a decision.

Our bachelors were cool,
candid, sharp and, uh, patient,

but only one of them can get the date.

Will it be bachelor number one,

bachelor number two
or bachelor number three?

Sheryl, who is the lucky guy?

- Number three.
- Number three.

My, my, my. Let me ask you, Sheryl,

what about number three
appealed to you the most?

He knows what girls are for.

[Ed] He knows what girls are for.

Before we meet bachelor number three,

let me introduce you
to bachelor number one.

From Sherman Oaks,

he is a medical intern
and desires to own his own practice.

His hobbies include reading and golf.

Please welcome Josh Young.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Wonderful job. Marvelous job.

Bachelor number two
is a furniture designer from Glendale

who enjoys Frisbee and dancing.

Sheryl, please meet Arnie Aslan.

[audience applauding]

[Arnie] Careful with that asshole.

[Ed] Thank you, gentlemen.

We have some very fine parting gifts
for you right out this way.

It is time to come face to face
with the bachelor you did choose,

but, first, I'd like to tell you
a little bit about him.

Bachelor number three hails
from the great state of Texas.

He's a skydiver, into motorcycling,
and is a fine photographer.

Please welcome Rodney Alcala.

[cheering and applause]

- How are you?
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.

[Ed] Well, you did it, Rodney.

You offered some great answers
to some very tricky questions

- and you got the girl.
- Thanks, Ed.

[Ed] Rodney and Sheryl, pack your bags,

you're going on an all-expense paid trip
to Carmel, California.

Thanks for joining us.

We'll see you next time
on The Dating Game.

[man] And we're out.

- [man] Great job, sir. Follow me.
- [Lisa] Sheryl, sweetie?

This way. Watch your step here.
Just go through this door. Thank you.

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

Excuse me?

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. Um...

I'm supposed to meet with someone
named George Elliot. He's a producer.

I beg your pardon?

George Elliot. He's an executive producer
on The Dating Game.

Do you know where I could find him?

It's very important that I speak with him.

I doubt that very much.

Why?

Because I'm George Elliot.

What?

Let me guess.

Security guard out front,
he set this up, yeah?

He is a real asshole, all right.

Excuse me.

If there's something I can do,
I'd be happy to try and--

Thank you so much again. Did you have fun?

- Yeah, I had a lot of fun.
- Okay, right this way.

- This way? Got it.
- Just around this corner here.

- I thought it went really well.
- I think so too.

Now, safe travels. We'll be in touch.

Thank you so much. [chuckles]

Sheryl?

Hi. Hey.

I lost you back there.

Yeah, I looked for you after I changed,
but that was crazy.

- The whole thing was crazy.
- [both chuckling]

They shoved me on stage,
the lights went on and here we go.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was kind of fun.

I mean, it was evil and soul-crushing,
but... I had a little fun.

Yeah.

But, yeah, uh,
I guess I'll see you in Carmel.

[Rodney chuckles]

I mean, do you wanna go somewhere now?

[Amy] No fucking way.

This is beautiful.

[Rodney] Hey.

You want some?

Hell yeah.

Man, who would have thought
that I'd found the love of my life today?

[coughing] Don't make me
fucking laugh, you asshole.

Take it easy.

Is that your stuff?

Yeah, that's some of my work.

Let's see what I'm working with.

Wow.

These are, um...

I won 500 with that one.

No shit.

Yep.

All right, well, enough of this crap.

Why don't you spill it out?
Where are you from?

Why do you want to know?

Why are you not telling me?

Maybe because
I didn't fucking like it there.

Ah, okay.

So you're a runaway.

Oh, my God.

You make me sound like
I'm Oliver-fucking-Twist.

I'm independent.

Your folks, they must be worried.

Tammy's too loaded
to worry about anything.

What about your dad? Where's he at?

Who knows?

He took off when I was a kid.

That must have been tough.

You know, growing up without him.

Oh, please.

When did your dad walk out on you?

Did you make it to eighth grade?

Did you ever try to find him?

[scoffs]

No. I'm afraid I'd kill him.

It's amazing how one selfish asshole
can fuck up your entire life.

Here.

What is this?

It's chocolate.

What's it for?

It's Valentine's Day.

You're my valentine.

That looks pretty far.

It's not. It's just up that hill.

Hill?

- You wearing comfortable shoes?
- Yeah.

Good, 'cause you'll need 'em.

You ready?

- Yeah.
- All right, follow me.

Almost there.

Sun's going down too.

[Amy] Where do you want me to stand?

[Rodney] Just keep going that way,
by the rock.

[Amy] This one?

[Rodney] Just keep going.

Yeah, right by the edge.

There, that's nice.

[camera shutter clicking]

Now turn around, face the light.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

You're a natural.

All right, just one more.

Now look up straight to the sky.

Did you get the shot?

Rodney?

[glass breaks]

Oh, my God, where are we?
What is this place?

- [laughs]
- I don't know,

but this is what happens
when a pretty girl like yourself

tells me to duck into
the first place I find.

Oh, my God.

I thought it looked normal
from the outside.

- What are you reading?
- Oh, uh...

Uh, Cowboy Mouth. It's this play.

Sam Shepard, Patti Smith.

Yeah.

I saw the... The original run.

Really? So you lived in New York.

Yeah, NYU.

- Columbia.
- Mmm.

I probably passed you on the subway.

Mmm. I think I would remember you.

Um...

Sometimes it's necessary
to go a long distance out of the way

in order to come back
a short distance correctly.

Is that Cowboy Mouth or...

Oh, no, The Zoo Story.

Ah, that's right. Oh, my God.

It's such a beautiful piece.

- You know it?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, Albee's an incredible writer.

He is. He's, um... He's a genius.

You know, he's actually...
It's one of my favorites.

Wow, you know your stuff.

Um...

Anyway, there's a production
of Cowboy Mouth

that's going up at the Odyssey,
so I'm auditioning in, like, a week.

Cool.

- Well, I can't wait to see you in that.
- [chuckles softly]

- Yeah, I don't have the part yet.
- It's in the bag.

- Oh, yeah, you think so?
- Yeah, for sure.

I mean you have this
Patti Smith vibration thing going on.

[Sheryl chuckles]

That's sweet. I could not have
less of a Patti Smith vibration going on.

[chuckles softly]
I'm not talking about this.

I'm talking about... soul, you know?

Okay. [chuckles]

That's very far out. [laughs]

I mean, it's... I think that's good.

That's good. I'm into that.

I'm probably making this
harder than it has to be.

I don't date much.
I don't date at all, actually.

But you decided to go to The Dating Game.

Yeah, that's funny. Um...

My agent said it would get me seen.

"It's good exposure. It'll get you seen."

[scoffs]

Did you feel seen?

I felt looked at.

How do you feel right now?

Fine.

Fine. [chuckles]

You know,
most people don't like to be seen.

They're afraid.

Because you have
to be comfortable with yourself.

You have to stop performing.

Hmm.

I never hide who I am.

Excuse me, ma'am?
Can you give us another round?

We had the mai tais.

Sorry, you missed last call.
We're just closing up.

That's a shame.

Well, I guess
we'll have to get out of here then, huh?

Yeah.

- Parked back at the lot?
- Yeah.

I'll walk with you.

What's your number?

I figure we have to connect
before we go to Carmel, so...

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Something wrong?

No.

Thanks.

Good night.

Hey.

Can you tell me your number?

- I just gave it to you.
- Yeah, no, I know, I just...

want to make sure I have the right one.

You know, sometimes the fours,
they kind of look like nines.

Right. Um...

Yeah, just let me see it and I--

You can't repeat it from memory?

So I guess this means we're not
really meeting up in Carmel anymore?

I'm not going anywhere with you.

All right.

Fair enough.

Maybe I'll see you around.

Yeah, maybe.

[softly] Then you'd get
your fucking head bashed in.

What?

[Sheryl breathing heavily]

[softly] Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Get your fucking hand off my car.

- [door opens]
- [men chattering]

[breathing heavily]

[engine starts]

Fuck.

[bell ringing]

[children chattering, laughing]

[Laura] So great.

Sarah, can you save that
for later? Thanks.

Really good. Yeah, try one more.

You ready?

[Laura] Yeah, I did.

I did file a report
in December of last year,

and I don't know what else to tell...
This man, he was on national television.

Look, I don't know
who you spoke with, all right?

I... I don't know who I spoke with either.

How many-- Forget it.

Do your fucking job!

Fuck!

- [female officer] Ma'am?
- [Laura] Sorry. I'm going.

[Helen] Sheryl, sweetie,
I think you're making a mistake.

[Sheryl]
I can appreciate that, Helen.

[Helen] Right now MGM is looking
for an unknown brunette

for this big thriller they've got,

and they do want to see a swimsuit photo
before you can audition--

- [Sheryl] I'm not gonna do that.
- I'll see if they can make an exception.

[Sheryl] No, not just this audition,
all of it.

[Helen] Don't be the girl
who was on one stupid TV show

and was never seen again.
You're better than that.

[Sheryl chuckles] Yeah, I know.

Listen, I'm really sorry
that it didn't work out

and I appreciate everything, I really do.

Um...

Bye, Helen.

I just, um...

Okay.

This is everything, so we're good to go.

[wind whistling]

[Rodney crying]

[continues crying]

Hey.

Hey, are you okay?

I guess things got pretty crazy
last night.

Do you think that you could do me a favor?

Do you think that
you could not tell anyone about this?

Please?

I would just be so fucking embarrassed.

You know how judgmental people can be.

Thank you.

So...

Do you want to go back to your place?

Okay.

Cool.

Can you help me with these?

Someone knows how to tie a knot.

Something tells me you were a Boy Scout.

[Rodney] Hey, um...

I just wanted to say...

I'm sorry
if I was rough with you back there.

It's okay, baby.

Everything's okay.

[engine starts]

[Rodney breathes deeply]

I'm gonna take a leak. You want something?

- I'm okay.
- Okay.

- [faucet squeaks]
- [water running]

[sirens wailing]

[sirens stop]

[car doors closing]

[officers shouting indistinctly]

- [officer 1] Don't move!
- [officer 2] Hands where I can see 'em.

[officer 3] Get on the fucking ground!

- [handcuffs clicking]
- [Rodney grunting]

Tony, call for backup!

- Get the cuffs. Hold his legs down.
- Get your fucking hands off of me!

- Stop resisting.
- Don't do this. Let go.

Dave, get him.

[officer 4] We're out by mile marker 112.
We need assistance immediately.

[officer 3] Okay.

[officer 4] Take a breath.

[officer 2] He's... He's done.

[breathing shakily]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[gasps]

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