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Go Whitney!
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We made shirts with
your name on them!
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Go Whitney!
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I hope she sees us.
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{\an8}Someone should start
jumping up and down.
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{\an8}I would if I were wearing
a more supportive bra.
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{\an8}I'm gonna grab a drink.
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{\an8}Does anybody want
anything? It's on me.
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{\an8}If you're buying, you're gonna need
extra set of hands for what I order.
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Guys, this isn't good.
They're the "N" and the "Y."
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Scramble before someone
takes a picture of us.
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Bela, keep scrambling!
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Hurry! This way!
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Wait, wait, wait!
That's you! That's you!
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Come on, Whitney!
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We got this!
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That is why we put in the hard work!
We're going to the playoffs, ladies!
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- One, two, three, Foxes!
- Foxes!
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Good game! Good game!
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That was a hell
of a goal, Chase.
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- Thank you.
- How's the knee?
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It's good. Yeah. The
cortisone really worked.
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I'm glad to hear it.
We're gonna need you.
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Okay.
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You little liar!
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You told me you weren't taking anything
for your knee. You got a cortisone shot?
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What else are you hiding?
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Are you banging another
one of our coaches?
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Yeah, I didn't say anything because
it's not that big of a deal.
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Yes, it is. Shots
don't heal shit.
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They just mask the pain
while the injury gets worse.
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Yeah, it just got us to
the playoffs, didn't it?
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I guess.
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Listen. I'm gonna do my best to
get us to the championship, okay?
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That's all that matters.
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Whatever. It's your body.
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Oh, yes!
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Hey!
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Let's go!
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Yes, we won, but
the game isn't over.
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The fight against single-use
paper products continues.
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And in that match,
we're all players!
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Thank you. I will sort that.
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Well, big news.
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Whitney isn't the only
one who scored last night.
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Oh, my God. You and Arvind
finally had sex? How was it?
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It was okay.
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Just okay?
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It was a little more
tender than I'm used to.
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At one point, he made extended eye
contact and gently whispered...
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"You're my missing
puzzle piece."
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- Aw.
- No. I don't want "aww" kind of sex.
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I want his hands
slapping my ass,
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while throwing me around my
twin XL like it's the octagon.
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And spinning me in the
air like pizza dough.
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- Okay.
- Anyway, hopefully he'll learn.
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I have a little relationship
update of my own.
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I'm think ready to take
the next step with Cooper.
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That is so exciting.
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Should we throw a goodbye
party for your virginity?
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I'm a Party City Rewards member, so I
get free helium refills on balloons.
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Wait, what? No. I stayed a
virgin with Calvin for 800 dates.
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I'm not giving it up to
Cooper after five hangs.
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The next step is giving
Cooper the Good Partner Test.
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Sorry, what the hell is
the Good Partner Test?
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It's a ritual that's
been passed down
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through many generations
of women in my family.
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So what you do is put
the person you're seeing
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through a series of tests
that they're unaware of,
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so that you and your friends can determine
if they're the right partner for you.
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Testing them without
them knowing it?
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That's sadistic. I love it.
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And it can be very illuminating.
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The test is why my grandma
broke up with Harry Witherspoon.
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He was handsome, but as
it turns out, deranged.
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- Fondled cows.
- Oh!
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Wait. So what kind of
tests are we talking about?
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I'd love to tell
you, but first...
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Bela, will you peel this orange for
me? I don't wanna ruin my nails.
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And what, my nails are
just food for the dogs?
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So that was a huge fail.
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That was the test?
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This is thrilling!
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Okay. Was the correct
answer to get you a knife?
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- If you want half credit, maybe.
- I got you.
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See, this is the correct answer.
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That's not fair! She went
last. She knew the rules.
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Honestly, this is so smart.
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Imagine how much time we could save,
knowing a guy is a dud right away,
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as supposed to finding out he sleeps
with a teddy bear 10 dates in.
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Yes, it did happen and
I'm not talking about it.
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Okay. Listen. What if we all
cancel our plans tonight,
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invite our guys over at different
times and run some tests?
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Let's go. Consider
my plans canceled.
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Mine too.
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I don't have any, but consider
all future invites declined.
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All right. I gotta get stuff done
tonight, but you guys have fun.
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You're not gonna do it with us?
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I can't. I have a
team lift later.
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You just made it
into the playoffs!
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They don't give you
a single night off?
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I wish, but no. During
playoffs, we practice harder.
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If you need to lift, I have one-pounders.
They give perfect tone with no bulk.
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Come on, Whit. Just
skip the practice.
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Your feet need a rest day, they're
already too muscular. Plus...
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Plus don't you wanna see
how well Isaiah does?
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I know I do!
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It's not just soccer,
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I also have an Af-Am report
due and a bunch of lab work.
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Come on, Whit. You've
been so busy this year.
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- We never get to see you.
- It's true.
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We haven't taken a single
drunk selfie this week.
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And it really won't be
as much fun without you.
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Please?
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Okay, fine! Let's do it.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Okay. It's settled.
Tonight, we test.
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Okay. Bela, anything you're
particularly concerned about in Arvind?
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I know that he's kind, but
I want to make sure he's
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not afraid to be honest
with me when I'm wrong,
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because believe it or not, I don't
always make the best choices.
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You? The person who used
binoculars on the eclipse? Never!
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Oh, and I'd love to see
if he has brute strength.
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I wanna feel like the guy
I'm with is physically strong
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and that he can lift
a car off my body.
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Why would there be
a car on your body?
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See? He wouldn't ask questions
like that. He'd just lift it.
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Lift a car.
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Arvind!
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Hey, ladies! Who's
ready for movie night?
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So, I was thinking we could
watch this documentary
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about an unlikely group
of elementary students
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succeeding in a way you
could never have imagined.
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Spoiler alert, they
win a quiz bowl.
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Actually, Arvind, I don't
know if I feel like a movie.
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But you know what does
sound good right now?
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An orange. Arvind, could
you peel one for me?
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I would literally love to.
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Here you go.
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Bon appétit.
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I arranged the sections
into the shape of a dolphin
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because I know that's
your favorite animal.
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Aw, and you removed all
the pith so thoroughly.
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Oh, my God. Nothing
pisses me off like pith.
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I'm so glad you're here so I can
get your honest opinion on this.
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I found it in a thrift store and
I don't know if I can pull it off.
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What do you think?
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Do you like it?
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Can I pull off a
large formal hat?
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Wow. It certainly has a lot
going on, a lot to take in.
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It looks heavy.
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It is! It's weighted down
to prevent wind lift.
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But tell me what
you really think,
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because if you like it,
I'll wear it, a lot.
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Yeah. I, um...
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I...
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do like it!
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And I look forward to seeing
you wear it all the time.
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Other than the hat thing, which
was a straight up disaster,
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Arvind did a pretty good job!
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And in his defense, I didn't
think the hat was so bad.
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Yes, it was. But if it meant I could
eat fruit in the shape of animals
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off his toned body,
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I'll wear it for
him all he wants.
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Thank you, Kacey.
That was so helpful.
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Right?
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All right. Who's next?
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So for me, the best partner is someone
who's smart, charming, well-mannered.
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Someone I could bring
home to my nana.
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I get that. I don't think
I could date someone...
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who couldn't kick back, relax, and
enjoy a cold V8 with my grandma.
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Most importantly though,
I just need to know
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that Cooper is loyal
and trustworthy.
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I'd venture to guess that
Cooper is the loyal type.
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After Calvin, I learned that any
guy could be a lying, cheating,
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- dirty scrote-bag from hell.
- Oh.
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And now's my chance to find out!
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This rind is really thick.
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I learned this key
trick back in Scouts.
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Oh, you were an Eagle Scout?
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Well, no. I quit before
my service project.
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- Oof.
- Yeah. They kicked my friend out
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for criticizing their
position on queer rights.
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I left in solidarity.
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Do I hear any more "oofs"
from the oof gallery?
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This is nice.
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My roommates and I never really just
sit around and stare at each other.
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Here's your iced tea just like
my nana makes, with extra ice.
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Sorry, the glass is pretty
wet from the condensation.
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Do you have any
other coasters or...
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It seems like they're
all occupied. Hmm.
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Is something wrong?
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Because it looks really cold.
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No. It's all good.
I'll just hold it.
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That ended our
vacation real fast.
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Well, I need to
go powder my nose.
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Kacey, that's a great
idea! Can we join?
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Yes. I would love that.
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Perfect. I also need
to powder my nose.
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- We'll all go.
- Okay.
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I'll just chill here alone.
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- Okay. Here goes. Send her in.
- Yeah.
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Oh, sorry. I thought
this was Whitney's room.
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Yeah, it is. She and all her roommates
went to the bathroom at the same time.
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Operation Whitney's wet
hot friend has commenced.
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Can I borrow a towel?
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I got caught in the
sprinklers on the quad.
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Uh, yeah. Sorry, I don't know
where they keep their towels.
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I should probably change.
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I'm sure Whitney won't mind if I
just borrow some of her clothes.
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Wait. Um...
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I'll give you some privacy.
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I've seen all I need.
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Cooper did so well!
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I agree.
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I can't say I would have
passed. She was hot.
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He killed it.
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Maybe he wasn't perfect
at everything...
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but it was perfect for me.
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Can I go now? I have a
dissertation to defend tomorrow.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. Thanks
so much for coming.
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Whitney, it's your turn.
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Oh, I don't know. Isaiah is
probably busy. Let's just skip him.
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Skip him? No way.
No skips allowed.
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Come on! Isaiah's so smooth.
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Don't you wanna just
rattle him a little bit?
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I guess. But I don't even
know what I'd wanna test.
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There has to be something
you're curious about.
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I guess I'd wanna know that
he could handle the real me,
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not just the perfect
version I put forward.
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Got it. So we're gonna test
whatever Whitney just said
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and how many shirtless
push-ups Isaiah can do.
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What? Pantsless?
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Okay, freaks, if
that's what you want.
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Pantsless.
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Who's hungry and/or thirsty?
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I love oranges and I certainly
haven't had one today.
239
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,300
Yeah, I'll take one.
240
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,010
Why are you throwing this at me?
241
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,138
Peel it for me!
242
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,143
I don't work for you.
Peel your own damn orange.
243
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,476
Okay.
244
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,188
Oh, no!
245
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,774
Kacey? What's happening?
246
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,528
I blew out all my wood wick candles
and it set off the smoke alarm!
247
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,822
I'm scared! What do I do?
248
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,117
I got this.
249
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,520
All right, smoke's
gone. Are you guys okay?
250
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,678
Yeah. Here. I can take that
and air it out for you.
251
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,845
It's fine. It's okay.
252
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,225
No, I insist you keep it off.
I'll hang it outside the window.
253
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,603
Thank you.
254
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,439
Okay.
255
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,690
Thanks again for
saving our lives.
256
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,611
It was just a candle,
but you're welcome.
257
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,361
Isaiah, you know
what I'm realizing?
258
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,780
You've never seen my room!
259
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,908
You wanna check it out?
260
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,453
Okay.
261
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,378
- The fuck? Someone lives here?
- Sure do!
262
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,506
Hey, did you want a clean shirt?
I'm sure there's one here somewhere.
263
00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:21,674
I'll check the floor pile.
264
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,134
I think I'm good.
265
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,264
Nonsense. I'm gonna start digging.
You make yourself at home.
266
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,850
Oh, here's one. Nope. Wait.
It's wet for some reason.
267
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,312
How do you live like this?
268
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:37,190
I've been thinking, I'd love it
if we could spend more time here.
269
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,402
Switch it up between
our places. That work?
270
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,527
Uh, I don't think so.
271
00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,364
Your place is a
straight up biohazard.
272
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,783
And I think the government
should get involved.
273
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,620
I need a shower.
274
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,375
What just happened?
275
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,169
I know, right? God,
he blew it real bad.
276
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,420
He threw an orange at me
277
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,089
and overreacted to a
little bit of clutter.
278
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:05,009
No, Whitney, I'm talking about you.
It felt like you wanted him to fail.
279
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,553
Yeah, Kacey's right. You
violently threw that orange at him
280
00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,514
like you wanted him
to be defensive.
281
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,600
And that's not a little bit of clutter,
no one would wanna be in that room.
282
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,186
Speaking of, why did the
mess have to enter my side?
283
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,938
And why did it have
to include gravel?
284
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,482
Whitney, the test doesn't work
if you don't give them a chance.
285
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,527
I didn't even wanna do this in the
first place. You all pushed me to.
286
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,197
No. We were just having fun and now
you're being all weird about it.
287
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,409
Because I kissed someone else.
288
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,574
Are you kidding me?
289
00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:29,992
- What?
- Seriously?
290
00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:31,037
Who did you kiss?
291
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,414
Just some guy in the fish lab.
292
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,751
You kissed someone
behind Isaiah's back?
293
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,293
Yeah, but it's not about that.
294
00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:41,462
How is it not about
that? You cheated.
295
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,548
You're making it sound
worse than it is.
296
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,967
It's not the same thing that
happened with you and Calvin.
297
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,595
- It's not?
- No.
298
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,222
I...
299
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:53,599
I think I kissed someone else
because I'm unhappy, you know?
300
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,269
Like, I wouldn't have
done it if I liked Isaiah.
301
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,729
Interesting way to justify it.
302
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,108
You know what? Um, I
shouldn't have brought it up.
303
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,233
Let's just forget about it.
304
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,487
Well, I guess I'm next.
305
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,906
The tough thing about Brian is
that I don't know as much about him
306
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,408
as all of you know
about your people.
307
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,785
Like, I know that we're
academically aligned
308
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,291
and that I think he's
cute, but that's it.
309
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,043
So really, any test
would be helpful.
310
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,128
We'll do the standard panel.
311
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:25,216
Brian. You showed up at exactly the
time I sent you, down to the minute.
312
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,258
We were just enjoying
some fresh fruits.
313
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,939
I really used to love
oranges before this.
314
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,374
Would you mind
peeling one for me?
315
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,933
Is this a test?
316
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,246
You're all looking at
me like this is a test.
317
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,771
A test? How could
this possibly be...
318
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,212
You're judging me based on whether
or not I'd peel the orange?
319
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,777
Or how fast I'd do it?
320
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,153
Either way...
321
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,655
done.
322
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,573
Is anyone else terrified?
323
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,616
I'm sorry, this is a test.
324
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,721
We're trying to get to know
the people we're seeing better.
325
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,790
Lucky for you... I love tests.
326
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,709
So... fire away.
327
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,503
Okay. I guess I'll just ask
you a bunch of questions
328
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,254
and judge you based
on your answers?
329
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,925
I would love nothing more.
330
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,426
- Hometown?
- Chicago.
331
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,720
- What do your parents do?
- Mom, dental hygienist, Dad, dentist.
332
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,639
- But that's not how they met.
- Pets? Lucky numbers?
333
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,768
- Are you trying to get my passwords?
- Clever.
334
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,352
- Favorite sport?
- Baseball.
335
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,980
- Do you play?
- Dad wishes.
336
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,231
- Favorite museum.
- Too many to list.
337
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,608
- What scares you?
- Fish with teeth.
338
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,110
Ready for some hypotheticals?
339
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,152
You bet your ass I am.
340
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,613
You're at a coffee shop, but
all you get is a wrapped cookie.
341
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,701
- How much do you tip?
- Did I use the bathroom?
342
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,620
No.
343
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,164
20%, rounding up
to the next dollar.
344
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,290
Food service workers are marginalized
and paid way less than they should be.
345
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,918
- Tips are how people make a living wage.
- Mmm!
346
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,503
I haven't texted you
back in eight hours.
347
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,505
Do you call my
friends or the police?
348
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,218
Neither. I know you're at the
library finishing homework,
349
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,010
and that place has the
worst reception on campus.
350
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,094
Damn. You're good.
351
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,057
- Mmm.
- I could do this all night.
352
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,268
Okay. Last question.
353
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,063
What is the worst thing one of
your exes would say about you?
354
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,943
Theoretically? Probably an
exaggeration of some small truth.
355
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,864
I feel like exes will vilify
you always if they want to,
356
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,657
no matter what's true, right?
357
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:20,081
But can I ask you what would
all of your exes say about you?
358
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,919
You're asking us questions now?
359
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,424
That I looked through his
phone like a jealous maniac.
360
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,675
Probably that I had too
high expectations for him.
361
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,763
Or that I pronounce
it Barthelona.
362
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,097
Celebrity impressions during.
Celebrity impressions after.
363
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,560
Don't bring Borat
into the bedroom.
364
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,982
Oh, I don't know.
I've only had one ex,
365
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,735
and I don't know what
he'd say about me.
366
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,074
Kacey, I'm normally
against your archaic views
367
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,619
on relationships, gender,
and dating, but this rocked.
368
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,496
Oh, my God. It so rocked.
369
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,623
I learned so much about Brian.
370
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,709
And isn't it cool that we have the
same favorite playlist on Spotify?
371
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,338
Relaxing Fireplace Sounds.
372
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,424
You're welcome, Kimberly. And
you're welcome, everybody.
373
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,592
And now it's time for
the good friend test,
374
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,762
who wants to clean up?
375
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,976
Uh, actually, we're
not quite done yet.
376
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,144
Come in!
377
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,274
Hey, everyone.
378
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,424
I brought that textbook
you wanted to borrow, Whit.
379
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,826
I didn't know you were taking
18th Century Economics.
380
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,868
Now that I have the
book, learning can begin.
381
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,704
- Okay.
- You wanna come in?
382
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,791
Sure. What's up?
383
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,211
Would you mind
getting me an orange?
384
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,170
You want me to get you an orange
that's right in front of you?
385
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,675
- Mmm-hmm.
- All right.
386
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,050
Don't go ask me to
peel it for you.
387
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,554
Ooh. Actually...
388
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,222
You better have just
got your nails done.
389
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,141
I did. I swear. Just
don't look at them.
390
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,144
That's what I thought.
391
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,310
See how hard it is?
392
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,524
Yeah. Damn. I see why
you wanted me to do this.
393
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,944
So, this is my room this year.
394
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,157
Whitney. No!
395
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,907
Looks like a human
hamster cage in here.
396
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,617
Listen, I've been busy.
397
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,830
Is that my hoodie that I
let you borrow last year?
398
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,414
My poor hoodie lost to the mess?
399
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,833
Yes, it is. I'm sorry.
400
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,504
I'm going in. Stay strong.
401
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,422
I'm coming for you.
402
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,715
Oh, I just stepped
on something squishy.
403
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,091
Whitney, get a piece of paper.
404
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,426
- I don't have any piece of paper.
- This is disgusting.
405
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,181
I can give you this.
406
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,307
- Sorry.
- What's going on here?
407
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,936
Well, this has been
a very strange visit.
408
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,898
Can't help but feel like
I'm missing something...
409
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,612
- but have a good
night - You too.
410
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,908
Does this mean what I think?
411
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,496
Oh, my God. Canaan's
the one you kissed.
412
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,664
Yeah.
413
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,459
- No way.
- Oh, my God.
414
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,126
I was nervous to tell
you because, you know,
415
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,212
we didn't end well once,
and our history is so messy.
416
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,630
But do you like him?
417
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,882
Scary to think that I do.
418
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,801
That's why I wanted to test
him, to see if it was even real.
419
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,929
How do you think he did?
420
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:25,058
Halfway through, I stopped caring.
I just liked being with him.
421
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,895
I feel bad I did this
behind Isaiah's back.
422
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,815
And I get it if you
think less of me.
423
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,109
Of course not.
424
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,694
I'm sorry that I
called you a cheater.
425
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,321
I think I'm still a little bit
sensitive about all of that.
426
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,450
I get it. I would be too.
427
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:47,495
Thank you for making us do the
test. I got the clarity I needed.
428
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,708
The Good Partner
Test never fails.
429
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,792
And may you carry it forward to
many generations of women to come.
430
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,712
Oh, I will not teach
my children this test.
431
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,048
But it was a lot of fun.
432
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,322
This is a surprise.
433
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,493
I need you in that
bed immediately.
434
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,873
It's a twin-XL.
You're gonna love it.
435
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,039
I think you might be the
best person I've ever dated.
436
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,049
Same. It's just between you and Emily,
but it's really not a competition.
437
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,467
And am I the best person
you've ever slept with?
438
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,303
Yeah. It's the same two people,
but the answer is still yes.
439
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,304
Wait.
440
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,015
- You've only slept with two people?
- Yeah.
441
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,143
- How many people have you slept with?
- I don't know, like, 20?
442
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,144
Twenty?
443
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,064
Yeah.
444
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,732
Really?
445
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:00,861
Is something wrong?
446
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,238
Uh... No, I just...
447
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,868
I realized I should probably
get back to my reading.
448
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,578
Yeah. Not a lot of
cliff hangers in Proust,
449
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,917
but I'm excited to see
how this ends, so...
450
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,795
Right.
451
00:22:57,252 --> 00:23:00,962
Hey. Hi. Sorry, I know
that this is weird,
452
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:05,717
but my roommates and I were having a
conversation about past relationships
453
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,179
and I have to ask you something.
454
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,182
Okay. What's up?
455
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,102
Why did you cheat on me?
456
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,479
Kacey, I don't...
457
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:23,359
Oh, no, it's okay. I don't
wanna rehash anything, really.
458
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:27,198
I just wanna know why.
459
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,908
I never wanted to hurt you.
460
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,202
And I felt like shit
while it was happening.
461
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,622
I still do,
462
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:39,544
it's just... I didn't wanna not have
sex for all four years of college.
463
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,046
And I knew you wanted to
wait, and we agreed on it,
464
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,423
so that's on me and I was
completely in the wrong
465
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,346
but really, it wasn't about
you at all. It was about me.
466
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,475
I knew I was gonna
break eventually.
467
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,394
And I think any guy would.
468
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,983
- So...
- Thank you.36699
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