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Good morning, everyone, and thanks again
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for agreeing to be participants
in my Psych 101 study.
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Of course. I love experiments.
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So what are we talking? Single blinds?
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Double blinds?
Any dichotomous variables?
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Kimberly, you're already queen geek.
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You don't need to nerd flex.
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I'm attempting to prove my theory
that women are just as horny as men.
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And I'll be collecting data
with these devices.
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I'm sorry, is there something
about my personality
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that suggests you can
toss something at me?
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The idea is that whenever you
have a sexual thought
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or feeling, big or small,
you mark it with a click.
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Ah, interesting. So like
when you said the word click,
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and I thought it sounded like
"dick," that's a click?
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Exactly. In fact, that's gonna be
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a big, thick click for me, too.
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I love that you're combining
feminism and science,
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but could you possibly be
turning school into sex
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because you and Arvind
still haven't hooked up?
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Wait, Arvind is single now,
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and he still hasn't made a move?
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I say this as a proud virgin:
what is wrong with that prude?
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I know. It's driving me insane.
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Why don't you make a move, then?
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No way, too high stakes.
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I don't know how he feels.
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Plus, he just broke up
with his girlfriend,
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and I like him.
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I don't want to be a rebound.
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- Oh, I get that.
- Totally.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I need to watch videos
of male celebrities
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working out
so I stop thinking about Arvind.
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No one come in here!
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- Loud music, anyone?
- Yes, please.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I can't believe it's been a
year since last Parents Weekend.
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We've been through so much together,
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and I finally figured out
my proper bra size.
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Well, my dad's very excited to visit.
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Not to see me.
He found a dinner reservation
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that gets him triple
diamond points on OpenTable.
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He has so many points, he could
literally buy a restaurant.
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Well, my mom's not gonna make it.
The President's dog bit her.
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No, she's fine.
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Just staying out of the public eye
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to bury the story.
But it's for the best.
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My dad's coming and he's way cooler.
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The KJ House invited him
to play guitar for them.
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Oh, a guitar concert?
Your dad must rock.
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He does, yeah. He's my role model.
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I would've been a guitarist, too, if I
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didn't get my mom's stiff-ass knuckles.
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Oh, I love that.
My mom and I are the same.
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She's my best friend.
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In fact, everyone
always thinks we're twins.
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It's so random.
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Oh, wow.
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But she's so much taller than you.
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Twins can be different heights.
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You know what? That reminds me,
I should text her
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and ask what color
we're gonna wear tonight.
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Spoiler alert, it might be green.
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That's a lot of Eli on read.
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You still mad at him for leaving you
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high on molly at that party last week?
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Kind of. I mean, he apologized,
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but I don't think we're a good match.
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Like, he's way more of
a partier than I realized.
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And we just have different lifestyles.
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He's not exactly Merrick Garland.
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You mean Jewish?
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No, that's not... I mean...
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I-I wouldn't care if he was Jewish.
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I love the Jewish people.
I'm sorry, what was I saying?
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- You know we're not recording this, right?
- Right.
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Anyway, I've decided to avoid him
by focusing on schoolwork.
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I have a big debate
coming up in Ethics class
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that I am very prepared for.
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Check it out.
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It's my first time working
with a full six inches.
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What? You're the weird one for
talking about a binder that way.
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What's up, mother-FAFers?
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Bela, you got me FOLing,
FAFing out loud.
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Okay, can we come back
when you've finished
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whatever this sad, rehearsed thing is?
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Well, as you all know,
it's Parents Weekend,
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so we wanted to do a quick check-in
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to make sure everyone
is feeling emotionally prepared,
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because we know, well, not
everyone's family is perfect.
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Oh, please. My dad died when I was five
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and my mom is so absent
that when I told her I was gay,
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she texted back, "Who is this?"
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Beat that.
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Okay, well, this isn't a competition.
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No, she definitely wins.
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Yeah, that actually made me realize
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that my parents aren't so bad.
Thanks, Taylor.
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You're welcome. So, let's move on.
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- Moving right along...
- Mm-hmm.
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If you smelled gas in the gym yesterday,
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bad news: it was gas.
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Chlorine gas, as a matter of fact.
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So, do let us know
if you have any new sores,
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lesions, growths, visions...
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Okay, Dan, you got to go
to the doctor right now, buddy.
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Hey, so, um, I know it's last second,
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but you can come to dinner with
my parents tonight if you want.
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Okay.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I thought you'd be too cool
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and say no and then insult my hair.
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Or my outfit. Or both.
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No, I appreciate it.
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I'm deeply curious to see who make you.
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Bela. Great tag-teaming today.
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Oh, totally. That's exactly
how I use that phrase, too.
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You and I should tag-team again.
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Deal. Well, anyways,
I'm taking my parents
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to a fun mixer tomorrow for all
the Indian students at Essex.
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If you're free, you
and your parents should come.
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Oh, that sounds fun, but, uh,
my parents aren't coming.
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And I-I'm just
generally busy all weekend.
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I'm training for a 10K.
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Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness.
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Let me know when it is.
I love cheering on runners.
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Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm not a runner.
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It's actually a deep underwater swim.
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So you can't.
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Any, uh, have fun this weekend, eh?
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Okay, no judgment for lying,
I love a good wild lie,
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but what was that?
I thought you liked Arvind.
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I do. Which is why
he can't meet my parents.
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Arvind is like Indian parent catnip.
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They'd get all weird and matchmake-y
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and start investigating
to make sure we're not related.
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But didn't you do that?
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Yes, but it's annoying
when parents do it.
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Also, there is a second cousin
that seems borderline,
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and I can't have anyone
looking any further.
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Did you kiss your cousin?
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You can quote Rousseau all you want,
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but if you'd read his work,
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you'd know that he dismantles
your own argument.
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Or as he writes in Emile:
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"Tout dégénère
entre les mains de l'homme."
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Yes! Woo! A-plus, if you ask me, Prof.
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Kimberly, that was a really
impressive argument you had today.
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Thank you, Professor.
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And this is my mom.
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She's not usually in a wheelchair.
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I slipped on some hummus
at the grocery store.
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Sounds like you might have
a pretty strong legal claim.
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Oh, I wish. I signed so many waivers
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in exchange for a coupon.
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Mom, Professor Friedman
is the premier legal scholar
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of U.S. Constitutional law.
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And she just surpassed
the late Ronald Dworkin
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to become the second most-cited
American legal scholar.
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- Wow.
- You've really done your homework, huh?
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That's because I love homework.
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Speaking of, I'd like to apply
for the Con Law symposium you host.
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She hosts an incredibly
prestigious Con Law symposium.
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Wow.
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I wish my parents
were as impressed with me.
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But all they ever care about is
where or not I know Judge Judy.
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I love Judge Judy.
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Of course you do.
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Uh, anyway, Kimberly, my symposium,
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it's only for third and fourth years.
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But I could make an exception
for the right student.
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Send me your application.
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Really? Thank you. Consider it done.
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Yeah, Dad!
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Here comes his big solo.
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Isn't it all a solo?
He's the only one up there.
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What'd you think?
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I was worried the kids might
not be into a-melodic neo jazz.
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No way. They loved it. Right, Willow?
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Totally. A-melodic neo jazz
was on my Spotify Wrapped.
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- Yep.
- Hey, Whit.
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Hey. Uh, Dad, this is my friend, Isaiah.
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Just wanted to say, musician
to musician, that was dope.
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I play piano.
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You do? Since when?
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Always. It's pretty much all I do.
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- It is?
- Yup.
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Well, just wanted to say hi, great show.
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- And I'll see you around, Whit.
- Yeah.
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So you two are friends
that barely know each other,
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but you'll see him around?
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Is that a little situationship?
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Dad.
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Oh, shit, yeah, you
called it, they're getting it in.
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Willow. We're not talking about this.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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- Hello?
- Hi, I'm calling
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from the mental health
services department.
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Am I speaking with Whitney Chase?
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's Ace Hardware.
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Miss, this is not an Ace Hardware.
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Although I would love to work
at an Ace Hardware.
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Everything's so organized.
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No college students.
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Hi, sorry, can I just ask
why you're calling?
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Uh, sorry, um, this is just protocol.
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We follow up with, um, anyone who swipes
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into the mental health facility,
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just to see if
you need somebody to talk to.
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Oh, okay, that's totally unnecessary.
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I just swiped in to use the bathroom.
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But thank you for checking. Bye.
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Good news, my power drill just came in.
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- Oh.
- I've gotten into power tools.
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For feminism.
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- Mom, you're here.
- There she is. My baby.
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Oh, you are so gorgeous.
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You're just like a little version of me.
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Except your collagen is natural
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and mine was injected in my face.
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Speaking of, I love
what you did what your eyebrows.
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Well, thanks, Dr. Resnick
pulled them a little tight,
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so I can't fully close my eyes yet,
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but who needs to blink, right?
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Well, I am so excited that you're here.
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I have the whole day planned out.
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- Okay.
- The closest mall isn't great,
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but they do have a kiosk
that can bedazzle anything.
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Last week, I had them do my flat iron.
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Yeah, but this is
my first time at Essex.
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Should we see the campus,
or maybe go on a hike
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and explore the Vermont nature?
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I'm kiddin'.
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I'd rather kill myself.
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No, let's go max out
Daddy's credit card.
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I brought the really heavy one with me.
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A hike? You almost had me, Mom.
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I know. Gross.
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If you need to work on your application,
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you know, I can find
something fun to do.
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I saw there's a karaoke event.
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You know I love watching karaoke.
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Mom, you can watch karaoke at home.
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Don't worry about me, I've
already done my application.
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I've been angling for this
symposium since freshman year.
248
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- Of course.
- Kimberly.
249
00:09:33,525 --> 00:09:35,235
Eli. Hey.
250
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What a timely run-in.
251
00:09:36,787 --> 00:09:38,928
Yeah, uh, what's been going on?
252
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I haven't heard from you in a bit.
253
00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:42,492
Yeah, sorry, I've had
a lot of school stuff
254
00:09:42,534 --> 00:09:44,619
and then, you know, I just
haven't checked my phone.
255
00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:47,164
- My mom's in town.
- Oh, this is your mom.
256
00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:49,040
I thought it had to be a classmate,
257
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or a high school senior you were
showing around the campus.
258
00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,594
Oh, I could just hug you!
259
00:09:52,619 --> 00:09:54,479
But it would be too painful to stand.
260
00:09:54,504 --> 00:09:55,672
How do you two know each other?
261
00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:58,158
That's a good question. Um...
262
00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,218
- Dating.
- Dating.
263
00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:03,320
Yeah. We're dating.
264
00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:05,593
- Dating? Really?
- Mm-hmm.
265
00:10:05,618 --> 00:10:07,826
Well, uh... we need to get
to know each other better.
266
00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:09,144
Why don't you come to dinner tonight?
267
00:10:09,186 --> 00:10:10,854
Oh, that's a nice idea, but I'm sure
268
00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:12,505
his parents are in town
and/or he's busy.
269
00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,949
Oh, they aren't and/or I'm not.
I would love to come.
270
00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,643
- Great.
- It is. Great.
271
00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,070
- It's great.
- Great.
272
00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:20,238
Great!
273
00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,951
Crisis averted.
274
00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,953
The host has said she can
add the extra seat
275
00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:30,207
to the reservation and I get
to keep my OpenTable points.
276
00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:33,835
Amazing news, the points survive.
277
00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:35,253
Thank you all for including me.
278
00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,421
Of course.
279
00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:38,429
Bela told us that you are
alone and troubled.
280
00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,623
- Mom...
- It's fine.
281
00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,444
I like the word troubled, it suits me.
282
00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:43,720
I am troubled.
283
00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:45,722
There you are!
284
00:10:45,805 --> 00:10:47,933
- Oh, good to see you.
- Hello!
285
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,202
I bet you're all wondering
what happened to my leg.
286
00:10:50,227 --> 00:10:51,895
Well, it is a pretty interesting story.
287
00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,104
I'm sure.
288
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,380
Who is the boy?
289
00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:58,017
Oh, this is Eli.
I hope it's okay to add one more person.
290
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,447
- Hi.
- Yeah. What is he doing here?
291
00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:03,556
I thought you were avoiding him.
292
00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,208
I am. But my mom invited him.
293
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,585
- Ah.
- Mm.
294
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,903
Hey, everyone. We're here.
295
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,846
Hey, it's so nice
to finally meet you all.
296
00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:11,681
Hi, I'm Bela.
297
00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:14,084
It is so nice to finally see you, too.
298
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,961
Bela, no.
299
00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,238
What? I have to be honest
to the experiment.
300
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:21,558
And to put it in clinical terms,
your dad is a 10.
301
00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:23,552
Calm down, he is not that hot.
302
00:11:23,593 --> 00:11:25,470
He's pretty hot.
303
00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:27,816
Sorry. I had to. For science.
304
00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,490
- Ah!
- Oh, my God.
305
00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,311
Hi, y'all, sorry we're late...
306
00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:34,671
- Hi.
- But you know the saying:
307
00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,414
Pretty shows up pretty late...
308
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:39,526
But beauty makes an entrance.
309
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,595
I love that saying.
310
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,296
I'm gonna text that to myself.
311
00:11:43,321 --> 00:11:45,824
Oh, shoot, I think I left my phone
back in my other scooter.
312
00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:47,158
You know what? I'm just gonna say it
313
00:11:47,242 --> 00:11:48,451
ten times in my head so it sticks.
314
00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:52,205
Oh, my goodness,
you all look so much like your parents,
315
00:11:52,289 --> 00:11:53,665
it's adorable.
316
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:55,834
Right here. Perfect split.
317
00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,336
A total daddy's girl.
318
00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,005
And you four...
319
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,074
What a gorgeous family!
320
00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:03,107
Amazing.
321
00:12:03,132 --> 00:12:05,177
We are amazing aren't we?
322
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,054
I'd like to say we lost track
of time getting ready,
323
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:10,146
but the truth is we needed
an extra three hours
324
00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:11,324
for our blowouts.
325
00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,684
Ah, that is the truth.
326
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,521
My Carolina curls are still adjusting
to this Vermont mountain air.
327
00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:17,797
Hair lag is real.
328
00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,200
Each hour of travel adds
one day of frizz.
329
00:12:20,225 --> 00:12:22,294
Kiki, honey. Oh, no, no, no.
Keep your sweater on,
330
00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:24,750
your arms look way better
covered, you know that.
331
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:26,609
Oh.
332
00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:28,383
It is a little cold in here, I guess.
333
00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:30,202
Um, so, did we miss any good stories?
334
00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,828
I was just telling everybody
335
00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:34,147
about how vivid my dreams have gotten
336
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,875
since I've been on these pain meds.
337
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,652
It's like being in my own movie.
338
00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,337
It's beautiful.
339
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,445
Uh, more water for me, please.
340
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,327
Okay, what is up with these clickers?
341
00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:58,480
Oh, uh, it's just
some psych experiment Bela is doing.
342
00:12:58,522 --> 00:13:01,358
Really? Our Beta is doing an experiment?
343
00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:02,943
Tell us more.
344
00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,986
The details are very technical,
Mom, but, um...
345
00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:08,990
in laymen's terms I'm
collecting data on happiness,
346
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,257
and we click these when we feel joy.
347
00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:12,783
Impressive.
348
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:15,430
I love how focused
you've become on your studies.
349
00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:18,416
It makes me feel joyful
about my daughter.
350
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:22,472
No, Dad, you're-you're,
you're gonna tamper with the results.
351
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,814
Well, while we're
bragging about our babies,
352
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:29,678
Whitney is juggling academics
and soccer like a pro.
353
00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:30,946
My girl's a total killer.
354
00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:36,059
Well, count me as the proud
parent of a total killer, too.
355
00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:40,897
Her professor invited her
to a very exclusive simpo-museum.
356
00:13:40,939 --> 00:13:44,150
Oh, I just applied, I'm not in yet,
and it's a symposium.
357
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:47,153
That's what I said. Sim-po-mu-see-um.
358
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,072
She's gonna get in.
359
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,407
I hope.
360
00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,726
It's a long shot, but it would be huge.
361
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,669
One letter of rec from this professor
362
00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,717
can basically get you into Yale Law.
363
00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,957
You want do more school
364
00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:00,584
to get into extra school.
365
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:04,254
I mean, I love my classes,
but she takes it to a whole new level.
366
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,214
Yeah, well, we can't all
party every night.
367
00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:07,924
Yeah, that's what makes you special.
368
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,801
- Mm-hmm.
- Aw, Kimberly...
369
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,702
That is so sweet.
370
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,280
He's so supportive.
371
00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:16,725
Speaking of great supportive guys,
don't you girls just love Cal?
372
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,810
- Cal?
- Kacey's boyfriend Calvin.
373
00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:22,439
She came to Essex for him.
Have you girls not met him yet?
374
00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:24,733
Oh, um...
375
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:27,152
Yeah, of course, Cal! Sorry.
376
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,920
I was confused because
we call him Big C.
377
00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,989
- We love Big C.
- Yeah.
378
00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:32,324
Well, what's not to love?
379
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:34,826
And you know, his family is very rich.
380
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,329
Tobacco money.
381
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,598
- Yes, we love that.
- Yeah.
382
00:14:39,623 --> 00:14:42,792
Anyways, um,
Big C couldn't be here tonight
383
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,336
because he's been sick.
384
00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:47,130
And it's very contagious.
It could be meningitis.
385
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:49,324
Can he touch his chin to his chest?
386
00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,526
That is the test to see
if you have meningitis.
387
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,677
Like this.
388
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,428
Yes.
389
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,324
I can't afford to get meningitis.
390
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,809
Kimberly, see if my chin
touches my chest.
391
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:02,479
Oh. Oh, Kimberly.
392
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:03,647
Oh, Kimber...
393
00:15:03,688 --> 00:15:05,023
Okay, thank God.
394
00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:07,984
Do you want me to talk your boyfriend
through the chin test?
395
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:09,928
Dad, that... that won't be necessary,
396
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:12,088
He's-he's fine. Why don't we
talk about something else?
397
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:14,199
Politics? Who cares.
398
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:19,204
If my mom and Eli
find one more thing in common,
399
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,990
I'm gonna have to call in a bomb threat.
400
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,808
He better not have a sister with GERD.
401
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,492
- Hey.
- Hey.
402
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,603
Thank you for not telling my mom
about the breakup.
403
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:27,998
Of course, but why haven't you told her?
404
00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:29,381
I thought you were best friends.
405
00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:30,883
We are. I just...
I haven't found the right time
406
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:33,026
to do it, and I feel bad
because I never lie to her.
407
00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:35,303
Ever? I lie to my mom all the time.
408
00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:36,952
She still thinks the porn she found
409
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,431
on my computer was a burglar's
from a break-in.
410
00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:41,000
- We filed a police report.
- Yeah, I tell my mom
411
00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:42,443
our soccer gear cost ten K a semester,
412
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:43,703
even though the school pays
for everything.
413
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,205
This jacket? Shin guard money.
414
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,258
My mom still doesn't know
415
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,166
that I'm the one
who fed our dog two breakfasts.
416
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:51,069
If you knew my mom and my dog,
you would know what a big deal that is.
417
00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:55,448
I guess I'm just closer
to my mom than you guys are to yours.
418
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,784
Good chat.
419
00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:02,516
Thank you for sharing.
420
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,727
- Oh, Kimberly.
- Uh-huh.
421
00:16:03,752 --> 00:16:05,648
Eli was just telling us
how he's a bisexual.
422
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,133
I think it's neat.
423
00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:09,479
Oh. I'm so sorry
I missed however that came up.
424
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,820
I have a gay coworker. His name is Eric.
425
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,055
- Okay, Dad.
- No. It's-it's true.
426
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,540
I'm not making it up.
427
00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:17,737
He kissed his boyfriend
right in front of me.
428
00:16:17,762 --> 00:16:20,734
And I said, "Good job, Eric.
That was very nice."
429
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,701
You know, I always wanted
a gay best friend.
430
00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:25,553
Someone to follow me around,
then when I pick up an ugly shirt,
431
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:27,497
they're like, "Uh-uh, girl."
432
00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:29,900
Well, gay people aren't an accessory.
433
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,068
Working in the arts, I've
learned a lot from being around
434
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,945
all sexuality and genders.
435
00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,656
- Even the newer ones they've just made up.
- Gah. so close.
436
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:38,675
Taylor, Bela tells me you are gay?
437
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,869
Yeah, that's true.
It's one of my three things.
438
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,612
Gay, British and alcoholic.
439
00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:45,223
I also have a dead dad,
but don't worry about that one.
440
00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:47,459
That one's fixed.
That's what therapy's for.
441
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,128
Ah, kids these days and their therapy.
442
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,755
I mean, no offense. I'm sure
443
00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,965
- that you actually needed it, but...
- Thank you.
444
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,293
- There's so much talk about mental health.
- Yes.
445
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,861
But I don't believe in it.
446
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,304
I think it's just an excuse
447
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,631
that people use
to act the way they like to act,
448
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:03,937
- but with no consequences.
- Right.
449
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:07,412
You know, not one member of
our family has had to go to therapy.
450
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,231
I guess we just have good genes.
451
00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:11,799
Bad genes are so common in our family.
452
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,410
You know, I haven't seen
any proof that therapy works.
453
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,812
Kimberly's aunt went to therapy,
and she stayed crazy.
454
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,673
Well, here's one thing I've noticed.
455
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,076
Our generation never knew
the word "triggered."
456
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,910
You know what that means?
457
00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:24,621
We never got triggered.
458
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,716
What? I think people talk about therapy
459
00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:31,545
like we all should do it,
but mathematically, that can't be true.
460
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,489
- We can't all need it.
- Exactly.
461
00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:35,440
Some of us can figure things out
on our own.
462
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:38,718
There are a lot
of good experimental therapies.
463
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,037
Like microdosing. That really helped me.
464
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,250
Well, that sounds kind of cool.
465
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:44,366
Mom, you don't even know
what microdosing is.
466
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,017
How bad could it be? It's micro.
467
00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:48,270
Exactly. She gets it.
468
00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:51,439
Uh, do you have any plans
for your unused pain meds?
469
00:17:51,481 --> 00:17:53,358
They should remake The Blind Side.
470
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,277
It's such...
it's such an important film.
471
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,238
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
472
00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:00,574
- Uh, Bela?
- Arvind!
473
00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:02,742
Ah, it's crazy seeing you here.
474
00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:05,370
Yeah. Um, Mom, Dad, this is Bela.
475
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:08,098
Arvind told us so much
about you. The big swimmer?
476
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,834
Yes, I love the feeling
of getting tired underwater.
477
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,378
- I'll walk you out.
- Oh. Are these your parents?
478
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,755
Yes, we are. Hello. I'm Reena.
479
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,791
This is my husband Nevaan.
480
00:18:17,816 --> 00:18:19,484
Oh, hi. I'm Arvind.
481
00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,428
Uh, Bela mentioned you weren't coming.
482
00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:23,504
Yes, I did say that.
Um, it's a crazy story.
483
00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,326
But... long story short,
484
00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:26,600
they-they were able to come last second.
485
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,253
Last second?
No, we booked this months ago.
486
00:18:29,278 --> 00:18:30,898
We would never book last second.
487
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:33,540
_
488
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,611
Uh, right. Well, um,
I don't want to interrupt.
489
00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:41,573
We were just leaving, but, um,
I hope you have a good dinner.
490
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,912
He seemed like a nice boy, Beta.
491
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:53,368
- Thank you.
- Oh, Kiki, they forgot
492
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,103
to put your salad dressing on the side.
493
00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:56,588
- Here, let's switch.
- Oh.
494
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,732
- No, that's okay. I don't mind.
- Ah, nonsense.
495
00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:00,383
Not with the way
they pour it in restaurants.
496
00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,594
You know, all the calories are
in the dressing.
497
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:05,222
And that's just my cousin
on my dad's side.
498
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,474
There are so many more on my mom's side.
499
00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,267
What's wrong, Beta? You're not hungry?
500
00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:10,894
Nothing. I'm fine.
501
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,078
_
502
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:14,037
- What about the boy?
- Mom, Dad,
503
00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:17,234
I'm... Actually, I'm-I'm not
even ready to date boys.
504
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,277
Good. School first.
505
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:20,946
That's our Bela.
506
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:23,198
Sorry.
507
00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:25,116
I choked on my dry salad.
508
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,223
What's wrong? Was it the oysters?
509
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,061
- Mine were very raw.
- No, it's worse.
510
00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:34,751
You know how I scroll the apps
to pass the time,
511
00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,402
- boost my self-esteem, sometimes lower it?
- Yeah.
512
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:37,687
- Yeah, did that yesterday.
- Yeah, I guess.
513
00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:39,297
Well, I scrolled into a nightmare.
514
00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,466
- Uh-oh. Isaiah?
- No, that's nothing.
515
00:19:41,508 --> 00:19:43,760
We see each other on there a
lot. I helped him edit his pics.
516
00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:45,929
This is apocalyptic.
517
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:47,180
Your dad?!
518
00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,657
This is crazy.
519
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,267
- Really, Kacey?
- What?
520
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:51,560
You don't have to have had sex
521
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,436
to respect an older man's magnetism.
522
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:54,545
Yeah, I bet he doesn't
have to try too hard.
523
00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:55,639
Bela!
524
00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:57,107
Hold on.
Apps aren't just for hooking up.
525
00:19:57,148 --> 00:20:00,026
That could be the sweet smirk
of a dad looking for romance.
526
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,319
If you look at his profile,
527
00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:02,766
we can... Oops.
528
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:03,953
Oops? What did you oops?
529
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,711
I just swiped right on your dad.
530
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,451
You did what?!
531
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,460
Miss Congeniality might as well
532
00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:11,913
just be an autobiography.
533
00:20:11,955 --> 00:20:14,040
- You know? She is...
- Everything okay?
534
00:20:14,065 --> 00:20:15,500
Yeah. Yeah, I'm normal.
535
00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:17,519
So, Eli wants to join us when we go see
536
00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:19,379
the Barre City Library tomorrow.
537
00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:20,772
What? You invited him?
538
00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,757
- It's, like, a four-hour drive.
- I know.
539
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:25,177
I'm excited to see what makes
this old library so special.
540
00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:27,387
What makes this old library special
is that it's an old library.
541
00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:28,497
Is something wrong?
542
00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:29,815
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
543
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,859
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
544
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,136
You seem stressed tonight.
545
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:33,827
Because I want to break up with him!
546
00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,103
What?
547
00:20:35,128 --> 00:20:36,155
Wow.
548
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,647
Uh...
549
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,357
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to do this here.
550
00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:41,193
But, yes, I think we should break up.
551
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,196
Really? Why? Is this 'cause
Dick Cheney's my godfather?
552
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:46,140
What? I didn't even know that. No.
553
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:47,625
Can we talk about this in private?
554
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,327
It's not like we talk anymore.
555
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,479
I mean, he's never reached out
to me, but...
556
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,789
Who's Dick Cheney?
557
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,541
So...
558
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,834
you want to break up.
559
00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:59,544
I thought things were going well.
560
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:00,996
I just bought us a new psychedelic
561
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,481
I thought we could try together.
562
00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:03,924
It comes from a cactus.
563
00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:05,167
Okay, but what about me
564
00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:06,625
makes you think I'd like that?
565
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:07,844
You're from Arizona.
566
00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,179
I thought you love cacti.
567
00:21:09,204 --> 00:21:10,622
Look, Eli, I like you,
568
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:13,133
but we just live
very, very different lives.
569
00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:16,203
Case in point, I would
never smoke a cactus drug.
570
00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:17,979
You don't smoke it... you snort it.
571
00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,481
That's even worse.
572
00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:21,550
I know this is
a stereotypical breakup line,
573
00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:23,452
but I really would like to stay friends.
574
00:21:23,652 --> 00:21:27,531
Well, I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't bummed.
575
00:21:28,281 --> 00:21:29,783
But I appreciate you saying that.
576
00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:35,580
Sorry about that, everyone.
577
00:21:35,622 --> 00:21:38,667
Who needs another glass of wine?
578
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,460
No, but, seriously,
all's good. Let's eat.
579
00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:44,897
And I'm fine, too.
We're staying friends.
580
00:21:44,923 --> 00:21:49,052
Well, that's so nice.
Kids can be so mature these days.
581
00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,178
Mmm!
582
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,013
Mmm, these ribs are fantastic.
583
00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:53,828
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
584
00:21:53,853 --> 00:21:56,314
We got to come here more often.
585
00:21:57,894 --> 00:21:59,354
- That was fun.
- Yeah.
586
00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:00,588
Even more fun... I just got
587
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:02,137
a new app that can split the bill
588
00:22:02,161 --> 00:22:03,859
and calculate the tip with just one...
589
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:05,172
Oh, wow.
590
00:22:05,197 --> 00:22:06,753
- No, don't click on that.
- Okay.
591
00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:08,922
Is everything okay?
592
00:22:08,947 --> 00:22:10,699
Okay, how 'bout I just put
my card down and pay
593
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,184
for the whole thing?
All right? That's easier.
594
00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:13,418
So all of us can end and we can leave.
595
00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,320
- End and leave.
- Thank you.
596
00:22:15,345 --> 00:22:18,351
Kiki, honey, why don't we take
these leftovers back for Calvin?
597
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,767
Oh, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
598
00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:23,795
It's actually become a stomach
bug, too. He just texted me.
599
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,856
Oh, dear. Well, a good girlfriend
600
00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,133
would at least bring him
some electrolytes or some soup.
601
00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,718
I really think it's fine, Mom.
602
00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:31,845
Okay, well, if you're not
gonna do it, then I will,
603
00:22:31,928 --> 00:22:33,422
because I'm practically
his mother-in-law.
604
00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:34,750
Not anymore.
605
00:22:35,932 --> 00:22:37,475
We broke up.
606
00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,060
Are you serious?
607
00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:40,979
- What did you do?
- Nothing. I was just...
608
00:22:41,004 --> 00:22:42,848
People don't just break up
for no reason, Kiki.
609
00:22:42,873 --> 00:22:45,803
This is awful. Our Christmas
cruise to the Caribbean.
610
00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:48,653
Your dad and him already booked
slots on the climbing wall.
611
00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:50,197
- You know how hard those are to get.
- I know.
612
00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:51,598
Calvin must be heartbroken.
613
00:22:51,623 --> 00:22:53,875
- Calvin sucks.
- Yes, he's a cheating,
614
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,016
lying piece of trash.
615
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,887
Yeah, it's true. Kacey's way better off
616
00:22:56,912 --> 00:22:58,830
- without that douchebag.
- Excuse me, excuse me,
617
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,232
but this is a family discussion.
And where I come from,
618
00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:02,659
we respect people's privacy, so...
619
00:23:02,684 --> 00:23:05,270
Bollocks. Who cares where you're from?
620
00:23:05,295 --> 00:23:06,820
Maybe you should care less
621
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,430
about privacy and appearances
and more about why
622
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,875
your daughter's too scared
to talk to you.
623
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,735
- Hmm.
- Hmm? Hmm?
624
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,554
Thank you all again for having me.
625
00:23:14,579 --> 00:23:16,573
Should we do it again
in the morning for brunch?
626
00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:18,642
9:00 a.m.? Who's paying?
627
00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:26,024
Beta, can we talk for a moment?
628
00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:28,443
We understand
that you're not comfortable
629
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:30,111
discussing romance with us.
630
00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:32,197
But your dad and I also aren't stupid.
631
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,075
We know that college
is a place for new experiences
632
00:23:35,158 --> 00:23:37,494
and that you may have
even shared a kiss with a boy.
633
00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:39,395
Yes. One kiss with one boy.
634
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,505
We don't need to talk about it.
And I have no opinion
635
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,031
about Arvind or his ancestry.
636
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,418
Even though it seems
he comes from a good family.
637
00:23:45,502 --> 00:23:48,505
Two of his uncles have been
Jeopardy champions.
638
00:23:48,547 --> 00:23:50,674
What? Preeti Auntie did some digging.
639
00:23:50,715 --> 00:23:52,342
Mom, Dad, what are you...
640
00:23:52,384 --> 00:23:55,053
What we're trying to tell you
is that, since you came here,
641
00:23:55,095 --> 00:23:57,097
whether we agree
with your decisions or not,
642
00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,515
what we are most proud of
643
00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,225
is that you go for what you want.
644
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,393
And no matter what,
645
00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:03,311
you're never too scared to fail.
646
00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:04,688
Come here, Beta.
647
00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:06,314
We love you.
648
00:24:06,356 --> 00:24:08,024
- Mwah.
- Love you, too.
649
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,072
So, you saw my dating profile.
650
00:24:14,097 --> 00:24:15,590
I did.
651
00:24:15,615 --> 00:24:16,867
And you liked it?
652
00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:19,870
No, that part was a mistake
that will follow me to hell.
653
00:24:19,911 --> 00:24:21,913
But it's okay.
We don't need to talk about it.
654
00:24:21,955 --> 00:24:24,958
I understand.
You are an adult single male,
655
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,877
and you have...
656
00:24:28,753 --> 00:24:30,255
sex.
657
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,465
Wait, that's what you think
I'm on that app for?
658
00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:34,534
I've been single for 15 years.
659
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,069
I've never needed an app for that.
660
00:24:36,094 --> 00:24:38,388
- Oh, kill me. Kill me now.
- Now, honey,
661
00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:39,848
after your mom and I split,
662
00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:41,641
I stayed single for a lot of reasons.
663
00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,560
But, mostly, I thought being alone
664
00:24:43,602 --> 00:24:45,270
was the easiest way to pursue my dreams.
665
00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,565
It turned out any success felt empty
666
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,125
without someone to share it with.
667
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:52,736
- I'm sorry.
- No, no. D-Don't apologize.
668
00:24:52,777 --> 00:24:54,779
I'm not sad. I'm...
669
00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:56,990
optimistic about meeting someone.
670
00:24:57,073 --> 00:25:00,577
Like you could be
with your situationship.
671
00:25:00,619 --> 00:25:02,204
Oh, my God, you did not just do that.
672
00:25:02,245 --> 00:25:03,455
I can't. We're not doing that.
673
00:25:03,497 --> 00:25:04,748
Is this our car?
674
00:25:04,831 --> 00:25:06,458
I don't even care. I'm getting in.
675
00:25:09,211 --> 00:25:11,213
I'm sorry about tonight.
676
00:25:11,296 --> 00:25:12,756
I know you really liked Eli.
677
00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:15,884
Oh, honey, you are
my greatest life accomplishment.
678
00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:18,094
You could never disappoint me.
679
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:19,209
Oh, Mom.
680
00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:21,139
But can I say one thing?
681
00:25:21,223 --> 00:25:23,767
You have such clear focus
on what you want
682
00:25:23,808 --> 00:25:26,311
and how you want your life to go.
683
00:25:26,353 --> 00:25:28,939
It wouldn't hurt you
to keep an open mind.
684
00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:33,068
Don't decide everything
about your future right now.
685
00:25:33,109 --> 00:25:34,819
For example,
I never thought I would marry
686
00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:37,822
someone who wore wrist jewelry,
but then I met your father.
687
00:25:37,906 --> 00:25:39,991
I appreciate that and get it.
688
00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:41,910
But, wait, Dad wears wrist jewelry?
689
00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:43,328
Oh. Yeah, I mean, not anymore.
690
00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:44,913
It bothers his eczema too much.
691
00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:48,208
But, boy, back in the day,
he would jingle-jangle.
692
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:50,961
Could hear him
through the house like a dog.
693
00:25:52,295 --> 00:25:53,630
It was cute.
694
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,465
I'm sorry about the breakup, honey.
695
00:25:55,507 --> 00:25:58,218
Yeah, I'm gonna be seeing
Calvin's mom at the country club.
696
00:25:58,243 --> 00:26:00,061
Is this something
that you two are working through
697
00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:02,180
- or...
- No, he cheated on me.
698
00:26:02,222 --> 00:26:03,265
We are done.
699
00:26:03,306 --> 00:26:05,183
Okay. Understood.
700
00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:07,477
I only got upset earlier
because I love you
701
00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:09,187
and I want you to be okay.
702
00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,648
It's not easy to be out
in the world without a partner.
703
00:26:11,731 --> 00:26:13,191
Don't worry, Mom.
704
00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:14,568
I'm doing okay.
705
00:26:14,651 --> 00:26:16,236
Good.
706
00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:19,531
And don't you worry...
some handsome and successful boy
707
00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:20,991
is gonna snatch you right up.
708
00:26:21,032 --> 00:26:23,827
Because you
are as beautiful as your mother.
709
00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:26,538
Oh, my God, we almost forgot.
710
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,078
We got to take our picture together.
711
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,396
Oh...
712
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:33,295
What are you doing?
You are gonna freeze.
713
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:35,714
I think I look better this way.
714
00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,393
Okay.
715
00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,403
I got in!
716
00:26:58,445 --> 00:27:01,740
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
717
00:27:08,288 --> 00:27:09,706
Bela?
718
00:27:09,789 --> 00:27:12,167
- What are you doing here?
- I'm sorry I lied to you.
719
00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:14,586
I only did it because I like
you. Like, I like you like you.
720
00:27:14,628 --> 00:27:17,088
And I thought if our parents
met, it would ruin things.
721
00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:18,673
But I realized lying made it way worse.
722
00:27:18,698 --> 00:27:19,741
I'm sorry I'm being really weird.
723
00:27:19,841 --> 00:27:21,384
It's just I-I've been in my mind
724
00:27:21,426 --> 00:27:22,802
ever since I met you and I...
725
00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:26,081
You okay?
726
00:27:26,106 --> 00:27:28,115
Sorry. I didn't ask for consent.
727
00:27:28,141 --> 00:27:30,227
No. Um, it's just...
My parents are right there,
728
00:27:30,268 --> 00:27:32,229
- across the street in the car.
- Oh. Hey.
729
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:34,305
- Uh, yeah, don't wave. Let's go inside.
- Yeah. That makes sense.
730
00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,124
Nice meeting you, Arvind!
731
00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:37,959
All right. Nice meeting you, too!
732
00:27:38,805 --> 00:27:42,805
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