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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:17,186 Reesa from Manhattan, you're on the air. 2 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,004 I date a lot of guys. I mean, a lot. 3 00:00:20,046 --> 00:00:23,151 I've had more blind dates than a seeing eye dog. You know why? 4 00:00:23,175 --> 00:00:26,571 - I'm on tenterhooks, shoot. - I'm looking for the real thing. 5 00:00:26,595 --> 00:00:28,990 You're talking about, but I wanna feel love. 6 00:00:29,014 --> 00:00:32,744 The kind where you're so delirious you can barely breathe or eat. 7 00:00:32,768 --> 00:00:36,582 I'm waiting for Prince Charming who will pick me up, sweep me off my feet... 8 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:40,712 - Slam me into a wall, and bang my... - Let me stop you right there, Reesa. 9 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,881 First, I don't think love is supposed to deny you of your food. 10 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:47,845 Or oxygen supply. Love is supposed to nourish you. 11 00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:50,514 Well, I'm just saying I want the fairy tale. 12 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:53,142 I want the excitement, the romance, you know? 13 00:00:53,166 --> 00:00:57,271 Yeah, I do. This Prince Charming of yours doesn't exist. 14 00:00:57,295 --> 00:00:59,399 He's good for a few nights in the sack... 15 00:00:59,423 --> 00:01:02,277 but his charm will run thin, which is what charm does. 16 00:01:02,301 --> 00:01:06,197 Well, I hear ya, Dr Lloyd, but what I'm saying is that I want to be deeply. 17 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:09,826 - And passionately in love. - You want to be passionately in love. 18 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:13,831 I see. You know who's a bigger flake than your buddy, Prince Charming? 19 00:01:13,855 --> 00:01:17,418 His brother, Prince Passion. Reesa, if you are truly serious. 20 00:01:17,442 --> 00:01:20,421 About wanting to find real and lasting love in this town... 21 00:01:20,445 --> 00:01:22,923 I'm gonna have to dish out tough love to you now. 22 00:01:22,947 --> 00:01:25,135 - Uh-oh. - This serial dating of yours. 23 00:01:25,159 --> 00:01:28,930 Is a waste of time. You can't find something when you don't know 24 00:01:28,954 --> 00:01:32,059 what you're looking for. You're playing the field, right? 25 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:37,315 Hoping that somebody will want you, when it's you who needs to figure out. 26 00:01:37,339 --> 00:01:40,651 What it is you want. Anybody can fall in love... 27 00:01:40,675 --> 00:01:45,114 but what you deserve is a man with the emotional maturity to stay in love. 28 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:49,787 Don't settle for a boyfriend when you can demand a man friend. 29 00:01:49,811 --> 00:01:51,872 I'm not really the demanding type. 30 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:53,874 Don't go there, Reesa. 31 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:55,876 Hear what she's doing, listeners? 32 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,880 That is the sound of a woman who settles for second-best. 33 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:03,676 Why do we do that? I mean, deep down we know we deserve better... 34 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,888 so why do we keep lowering our standards? 35 00:02:06,912 --> 00:02:09,891 I devote a chapter to this in my new book, Real Love... 36 00:02:09,915 --> 00:02:11,518 which come to stores on Wednesday. 37 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:16,482 I've finally learned that unless you demand real love for yourself... 38 00:02:16,506 --> 00:02:18,859 you're going to get seriously hurt out there. 39 00:02:18,883 --> 00:02:21,612 But how am I supposed to know if love is real or not? 40 00:02:21,636 --> 00:02:25,909 Spell it out for yourselves. Is he responsible? 41 00:02:25,933 --> 00:02:30,080 Is he your equal? 42 00:02:30,104 --> 00:02:34,167 Is he an adult? - Are you freakin' blind? 43 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:37,921 - And most of all, I: Is he loving? - That's a ridiculous call! 44 00:02:37,945 --> 00:02:42,510 - Know anybody like that? - Not really. 45 00:02:42,534 --> 00:02:46,472 Hold out for it, Reesa. You'll be so glad you did. 46 00:02:46,496 --> 00:02:49,809 Oh, Dr Lloyd, you are such a lifesaver. Thank you so much. 47 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:52,104 You're welcome. All right, next caller. 48 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,940 - Patrick! Come on! - Where'd she go? 49 00:02:54,964 --> 00:02:59,945 Hopefully, she went to buy you a muzzle. Keep your mouth quiet next time. 50 00:02:59,969 --> 00:03:02,781 - Move it, move it. - If there is a next time. 51 00:03:02,805 --> 00:03:06,453 Showtunes. 52 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:09,664 Showtunes. 53 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,916 - More show tunes. - I like show tunes! 54 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:15,336 - Obviously. It's sad. - Oh, there's the love doctor. 55 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,673 - I hate that lady. - My lady loves this. 56 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,675 - Mine, too. - Your... Your who? 57 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,219 I mean my mother. 58 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,930 - What is that? - You're a beast. 59 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:29,311 Next caller. Sofia of Astoria, you're on the air. 60 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:32,814 - Hi. Hi, am I on? - Yeah. Yeah, here we are. Let's go. 61 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:37,903 I'm supposed to be getting married this weekend, and I'm having second thoughts. 62 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:41,908 - Second, third, fourth? - What do you mean? 63 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,202 Thinking about calling this off a while? 64 00:03:44,226 --> 00:03:48,623 Well, I took your online compatibility test, and I scored a 12. 65 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:52,293 OK. That test helps predict long-term compatibility, caller. 66 00:03:52,317 --> 00:03:54,963 - You're right to consider this... - Sofia? 67 00:03:54,987 --> 00:03:57,174 Very, very carefully. 68 00:03:57,198 --> 00:04:00,844 Forty-three per cent of marriages end in divorce. 69 00:04:00,868 --> 00:04:04,223 All right? You don't want that. How long have you known this guy? 70 00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:07,394 About five months, but he's a really good guy and all, and... 71 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:10,063 But... But... Five months? 72 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:14,526 Sofia, are you scared of being alone? 73 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:17,987 - I guess so, maybe, yeah. - 'Cause you know what's scarier. 74 00:04:18,011 --> 00:04:20,825 Than being alone? You know what's worse? 75 00:04:20,849 --> 00:04:25,579 Being alone with the wrong guy for the rest of your life. You got it? 76 00:04:25,603 --> 00:04:28,165 Doesn't sound like an average case ofjitters. 77 00:04:28,189 --> 00:04:31,086 Wait, are you saying I should call off the wedding? 78 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:36,299 I'm running out of time, caller, but you know, deep inside... 79 00:04:36,323 --> 00:04:40,220 what you need to do. Thank you for calling. 80 00:04:40,244 --> 00:04:42,371 Good luck. 81 00:04:52,924 --> 00:04:54,485 Knock-knock. 82 00:04:54,509 --> 00:04:57,406 - Mm, who's there? - This is your publisher speaking. 83 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:02,745 - Mm, we don't want any. - Read 'em and weep. 84 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:06,915 - Oh, really? - There's only one way to find out. 85 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,836 No, no. I'm too nervous. You read it. 86 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:13,548 "The doctor is in. 87 00:05:13,572 --> 00:05:17,510 The first book from local talk radio sensation Dr Emma Lloyd, Real Love... 88 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:21,390 establishes Lloyd as the latest khoja of modern romance." 89 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:24,810 - Latest what? What did they call me? - Khoja, apparently. 90 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:28,105 I don't know what that means. I don't know how to spell it. 91 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:30,775 - K-H... - What kind of word is khoja? 92 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:33,528 O... - It's just showing off, really. 93 00:05:33,552 --> 00:05:36,531 - OK. - For a popular magazine. 94 00:05:36,555 --> 00:05:40,494 To review a self-help book and pull out a word like "khoja"... 95 00:05:40,518 --> 00:05:45,082 "from the Turkish 'hoca': A, a title of respect for teacher. 96 00:05:45,106 --> 00:05:48,252 - "B, a wise man." - Or woman. 97 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:50,963 Oh! Or "C, a sub-sect." 98 00:05:50,987 --> 00:05:55,051 Of ancient Ismaili assassins. "Hm." 99 00:05:55,075 --> 00:05:57,720 - Lets go with A, for teacher. - I don't know. 100 00:05:57,744 --> 00:06:00,724 The assassin thing, I wouldn't throw that out. 101 00:06:00,748 --> 00:06:03,310 - I love New York Magazine. - Geniuses. 102 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:06,522 - Should I write a thank-you note? - Send a fruit basket. 103 00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:09,233 Mm. I love fruit. 104 00:06:09,257 --> 00:06:12,195 Yeah, well, that's why I'm marrying you, my khoja. 105 00:06:12,219 --> 00:06:17,158 We're not done. We're not done with comments... 106 00:06:17,182 --> 00:06:19,202 - Ah. - OK. 107 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:21,454 OK. Let's see. 108 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:25,334 "Dr Lloyd's analysis of love's dos and don'ts is both insightful. 109 00:06:25,358 --> 00:06:28,254 - "And trenchant." - Trenchant! What does that mean? 110 00:06:28,278 --> 00:06:31,465 Is that some kind of fancy word for "full of shit?" Trenchant? 111 00:06:31,489 --> 00:06:34,385 - Direct and incisive. - Gimme a break, smart-ass... 112 00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:36,638 What? I saw it on Jeopardy. 113 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,225 Why didn't they just say, "Read the book, ruin your life?" 114 00:06:40,249 --> 00:06:42,185 Read the sports page to us, huh? 115 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:45,480 "Physical gifts can offer such insightful observations. 116 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,359 Into the human heart is a thing of wonder." 117 00:06:48,383 --> 00:06:52,155 - Whoa. Trouble, one o'clock. - "She is chicken soup for the heart." 118 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,115 Oh, my ass! 119 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:58,703 - Hey! Hey, Sofia! Sof! - Uh-oh. Here we go. 120 00:06:58,727 --> 00:07:02,374 I'm reading about that lady that helped you plunge a knife through my heart. 121 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:05,502 - Very trenchant stuff. - I can't talk right now... 122 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,422 - Because I gotta be someplace. - We'll give you a ride. 123 00:07:08,446 --> 00:07:12,050 Hey, fellas! Stop the truck! 124 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:15,638 Sof, come on. You haven't returned any of my calls. 125 00:07:15,662 --> 00:07:19,768 - Well, I've been busy. - Sofia, give the guy a break. 126 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:22,896 Talk to him, Sof. 127 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:27,759 Oh, don't do that, Sof! Come out here! Sofia! 128 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:32,490 Please come out here so that we can talk. 129 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:36,392 No, no, no, not you, sir. You can put your hands down. 130 00:07:37,143 --> 00:07:40,332 - Firemen. We don't arrest people. - We'll hose you down. 131 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:46,112 Sof! I'm not gonna go anywhere until you come out here. 132 00:07:52,869 --> 00:07:56,682 I don't understand. You know, one minute we're gettin' married... 133 00:07:56,706 --> 00:08:00,728 talkin' about names for our kids, and the next, because some fruitcake... 134 00:08:00,752 --> 00:08:03,690 - She's a doctor. - Of what, Sof? 135 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:07,135 Of what? Talk to me, here. 136 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,280 Patrick, it's over. 137 00:08:10,304 --> 00:08:12,157 I'm sorry. 138 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,475 OK? It's over. 139 00:08:17,229 --> 00:08:19,440 I gotta go. 140 00:08:24,486 --> 00:08:28,950 All right, show's over, folks! Let's keep it movin'! What are ya lookin' at? 141 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:33,180 I met someone I like, but all my friends tell me he's wrong for me. 142 00:08:33,204 --> 00:08:36,100 - What do your friends say? - We have nothing in common. 143 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,268 It's just the sex. 144 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:41,356 I'm just running away from many more appropriate men who pursue me. 145 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,608 - Because... - Afraid of the real thing? 146 00:08:43,632 --> 00:08:45,217 So they say. 147 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:09,803 - There's Patrick! - Oh, Patrick! 148 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:13,891 - Patrick... - Quiet! Leave the man alone. 149 00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:17,043 Can you not see that his heart is broken? 150 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:22,358 How can he eat when the woman that he loved abandoned him forever... 151 00:09:22,382 --> 00:09:26,696 virtually without explanation and may be, at this very moment... 152 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,767 cuckolding him with some other man. 153 00:09:38,483 --> 00:09:44,323 - Good night, everybody. - Cuckolding? What's that mean? 154 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,919 - Hey. - I'll be right with you. 155 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:22,507 I'm giving Ann Coulter's frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore. 156 00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:25,427 Ajay, come on, man. This hacking's getting out of hand. 157 00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:29,639 - You can get into serious trouble. - Too late. Bon voyage, Mr Moore. 158 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,058 See the clipping on love doctor's wedding? 159 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:34,437 Who in their right mind is gonna marry her? 160 00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:37,481 - Whoever we want. - What do you mean? 161 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:40,091 Check this out. 162 00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:44,780 - Who's that? - That's her. 163 00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:48,118 - The love doctor? - I got it off her birth certificate. 164 00:10:48,142 --> 00:10:52,539 - Oh, I don't know about this, Ajay. - What are you talking about? 165 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:56,501 All you ever do is walk around muttering about giving her a piece of your mind. 166 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,130 Or letting her have it or fixing her wagon. 167 00:10:59,154 --> 00:11:01,716 OK, for one, I've never said, "Fix her wagon." 168 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:04,510 If you've moved on, that's different... 169 00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:07,430 and I'm happy you finally put this behind you. 170 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,623 Wait, whoa. 171 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:15,731 Maybe me tellin' her how I feel and holdin' her accountable would be... 172 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:19,276 you know, important for my growth or whatever. What do you think? 173 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:24,223 What am I, your yogi? I thought you just wanted a little payback. 174 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,479 - Let's do it. - Nice. 175 00:11:30,938 --> 00:11:32,582 Oh, no. 176 00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:34,751 Now you're married. 177 00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:36,420 I'm married. 178 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:40,341 - I'm what? - Already married. 179 00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:42,968 - According to who? - "According to whom." 180 00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:45,346 - The state of New York. - That's impossible. 181 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:50,352 - I have never been married. - You must have the wrong Emma Lloyd. 182 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,689 Emmaline Willing Lloyd? 183 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,691 Your real name is Emmaline? 184 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,860 A lot of things you don't know about her. 185 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:03,074 - How do we fix this? - Annulment forms. Fill them out. 186 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,851 Have them notarised. Bring them back. 187 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,789 - I can't believe I didn't know. - Your husband needs to sign them. 188 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,707 - Fiancй. - Husband. 189 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,671 - I don't have a husband. - Then who is Patrick Thomas Sullivan. 190 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,673 - Of Astoria, New York? - Who is he? 191 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,175 - I don't know. - He's your husband. 192 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,220 His address is right there. 193 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,847 - Astoria? - Queens. 194 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:27,267 I know a lawyer who can sort this out quietly. 195 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:30,937 - I'm sure that won't be necessary. - It will. I've got a book to launch. 196 00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,355 Yours, I might add. 197 00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:35,108 - You don't think I was married. - No. It's not that. 198 00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:37,777 It's just the timing of this could not be worse. 199 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,614 - I know. - I'm recalling 70,000 copies. 200 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:43,492 Of a moving memoir by a new author that we've trumpeted. 201 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:47,329 As the next Maya Angelou who turns out to have plagiarised... Guess who? 202 00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:49,832 Maya Angelou. - I forgot about that one. 203 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,669 I didn't. The headline "Love Doctor: A polygamist" 204 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:56,506 - Just flashed before my eyes. - Hold these. 205 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:59,092 On top of everything, Bollenbecker take-over. 206 00:12:59,116 --> 00:13:02,637 They haven't announced which publishers they'll keep and dump. 207 00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:05,600 So one self-help author who can't seem to help herself. 208 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:08,853 From being married, Abdington Books could be history. 209 00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:12,356 I understand completely. Trust me. I'll take care of it. 210 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:17,845 Everything will be fine... Oh, no, darling. Naughty choc-y. 211 00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:25,394 - You don't need this. - You're right. Moment of weakness. 212 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:31,235 - Go get 'em. - Taxi! Bye, sweetie. 213 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:13,864 Hello? 214 00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,992 Hello? 215 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,518 Hello? Excuse me? 216 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,271 You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you? 217 00:14:27,295 --> 00:14:31,234 - You are? No. - May I help you? 218 00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:35,822 - I hope so. Is this 230133rd Street? - Yes. It is. 219 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:39,784 I'm looking for someone who lives here by the unlikely name, Patrick Sullivan. 220 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:44,105 Patrick. 221 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:50,987 Keep going, tall lady! Keep going! 222 00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:02,517 Excuse me? 223 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:07,046 Excuse me, sir? Officer? 224 00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:10,026 Hello! 225 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:13,112 Hey. Hey, I'm sorry... 226 00:15:13,136 --> 00:15:18,266 No, no, no! That's fine. Um, can you tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan? 227 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:29,922 - We couldn't get that lady out. - She weighed 500 pounds! 228 00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:33,134 - She knocked you with her skillet. - Frying pan. 229 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,136 - Patrick? - Yeah. Ah! 230 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,680 You won't believe this. That home-wrecking lady. 231 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,474 From the radio walked in here. 232 00:15:39,498 --> 00:15:41,518 - I believe you. - Can I help you? 233 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,270 - What's she doin'? - Looking for Patrick Sullivan. 234 00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:47,358 - I was told he might be here. - Right over there. 235 00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:49,610 - She looked over. - What are you havin'? 236 00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:52,947 - Um, whatever he's having. - I'll bring it right over. 237 00:15:52,971 --> 00:15:55,241 It's walkin' right this way. 238 00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:57,911 - It's takin' its coat off. - How do you do? 239 00:15:57,935 --> 00:16:01,706 It just looked at me again. It's comin' over here. 240 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,276 It's comin' right for me. What does it want? 241 00:16:07,027 --> 00:16:10,132 Patrick Sullivan? You're not an easy man to find. 242 00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:14,095 - I'm Emma Lloyd. - It thinks I'm you. Help me out. 243 00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:17,306 Hey, I, uh... I dropped my chalk. I'm Patrick Sullivan. 244 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:21,477 - This is my opponent, Larry Berlson. - Oh! Mr Sullivan. Mr Berlson. 245 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:24,022 How do you do? I'm here for the oddest reason. 246 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,858 - We all are. - Here you are. 247 00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:27,901 - Mine? - Mind if I interrupt? 248 00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:30,070 - Knock yourself out. - I didn't mean... 249 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,446 - Don't play? - Yes. 250 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,949 Then you're stripes. Down the hatch. 251 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:38,413 - No, no, Mr Sullivan. I'm here to... - You don't drink? You don't play pool? 252 00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:43,525 Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea? 253 00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:47,029 Nine in the corner. 254 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:51,635 We need another round. 255 00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:54,621 Mr Sullivan. Something very unfortunate has happened... 256 00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:57,808 - And it could make a mess of my life. - I'm sorry to hear that. 257 00:16:57,832 --> 00:17:00,461 - It's certainly not your fault. - It's your shot. 258 00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:03,797 Um, all right. Well, how can I explain? 259 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:07,652 You see, um, uh, I'm about to be married. 260 00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,779 That is too bad! 261 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:13,725 Congratulations on the other thing. We got a bride in our midst. 262 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,164 Thank you. That won't be necessary. 263 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:21,959 It's necessary. I feel a toast coming on. Wait a second. 264 00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:24,295 - I know you. - Excuse me? 265 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:27,174 Yeah, yeah. Real Love With Dr Emma Lloyd. 266 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:31,345 - You're that lady I hear on the radio. - Yes, of course. You found me out. 267 00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:35,057 - Have you ever been on television? - Um, no, but I have a book coming out. 268 00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:38,436 - I love television. - My girlfriend never misses your show. 269 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,189 Oh, well, has it been helpful in your relationship? 270 00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:45,485 Oh, you have no idea. It's completely changed our lives! 271 00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:49,364 - Oh, really? That is so nice to hear. - Yeah. Tony! Here you go. 272 00:17:49,388 --> 00:17:52,326 - To the bride and ever-changing life! - To the bride! 273 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,645 To the bride! 274 00:17:56,312 --> 00:18:00,459 Mr Sullivan, as I was saying, you see, I'm about to be married. 275 00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:04,131 Be careful. Forty-three per cent of marriages end in divorce. 276 00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:07,300 That's right. It's all about picking the right partner. 277 00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:10,554 - So true. It's so true. - In order to do that, my fiancй... 278 00:18:10,578 --> 00:18:13,056 Richard, and I, need a license from New York... 279 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,436 - Richard from dispatch? Asshole. - So on an otherwise lovely morning... 280 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,897 - we go to city hall... - To Emma and Richie! 281 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:23,192 Richard! 282 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:26,070 - And I don't want any more. - Hey, you're right. 283 00:18:26,094 --> 00:18:29,199 Don't want Richie to see you hammered before your wedding. 284 00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:31,493 Tony! Give me that herbal tea over here. 285 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,580 Herbal tea, coming up! 286 00:18:34,604 --> 00:18:39,543 Very funny, Mr Sullivan. Very funny. 287 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:42,213 - I'll have you know I don't get drunk. - You don't? 288 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:45,550 No. My father taught me a good trick to hold one's liquor. 289 00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:48,428 You simply recite the presidents' names in order. 290 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:51,264 - Out loud? - Forwards or backwards? 291 00:18:51,288 --> 00:18:54,977 Watch and learn, gentlemen. To Washington, Adams, Jefferson... 292 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,420 Madison and Monroe. 293 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,232 - Carter! - Carter! 294 00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:03,652 - Reagan! - Reagan! 295 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,655 - Bush! - Bush! 296 00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,617 Do you think maybe we should pour you into a cab? 297 00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:11,328 - Maybe your fiancй's worried. - Oh! That's right! 298 00:19:11,352 --> 00:19:13,997 That is exactly what I came to talk to you about. 299 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,166 - OK. - Yes, Mr Sullivan... 300 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,711 - it seems we're married. - Come again? 301 00:19:18,735 --> 00:19:22,840 We... Are married! 302 00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,635 - I thought you were marrying Richie. - Exactly! 303 00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:27,261 - I'm over here. - Right! 304 00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:31,892 Uh, yes, it seems that we, I mean we... 305 00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:35,395 are victims of a glitch in some computer, somewhere, somehow... 306 00:19:35,419 --> 00:19:38,232 I don't know, has married us. 307 00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:41,944 - A glitch? - Mm-hm. I'll say. A big one. 308 00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:47,867 - Oh, boy. - So, um, if, um, you'd just be... 309 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:51,520 so kind as to sign these papers I'd... 310 00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:56,401 Ow! 311 00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:01,757 Washington, Madison, Adamson... 312 00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:04,885 - Are you a fireman? - Indeed, I am. 313 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:07,997 I always liked you guys. 314 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,377 Lights are out now. 315 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,167 Sorry about that. 316 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:14,068 Oh! Ouch! 317 00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:19,030 Hello? Oh, no! 318 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:22,308 Oh, no! Oh, no! 319 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,543 Oh, my God! 320 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:33,337 Oh, my God! 321 00:22:33,361 --> 00:22:35,447 Oh! 322 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:40,411 Oh, my God. 323 00:22:58,222 --> 00:22:59,848 Oh! 324 00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:08,816 Excuse me. 325 00:23:15,824 --> 00:23:20,388 - Good morning, Dr Lloyd. - Good morning. Wait! 326 00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:23,040 - Someone had a rough night. - Oh, yeah. 327 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:28,380 Excuse me. 328 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:35,571 - Oh, my. - I need the emergency outfit. 329 00:23:35,595 --> 00:23:37,365 - What? - The emergency outfit! 330 00:23:37,389 --> 00:23:39,242 Outfit I keep for emergencies. 331 00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:42,246 Richard called six and a half times. Last time he hung up. 332 00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:45,290 He was looking desperate. Worried about Bollenbeckers? 333 00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:47,417 - Can you get him for me? - On the phone? 334 00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:49,419 - Why do you do that? - It's fun. 335 00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:52,214 - The outfit? - Not here. 336 00:23:52,238 --> 00:23:53,591 - I had a date. - Oh! 337 00:23:53,615 --> 00:23:56,010 You know we're not remotely the same size? 338 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:59,514 - Richard. Aspirin. Coffee. - Oh, and your father's... 339 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:03,876 - Now! - Please hold. Richard, line one! 340 00:24:06,504 --> 00:24:10,776 Richard, sweetheart. I am so sorry I didn't call. 341 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,822 I was in Queens so I thought I'd stay at my father's and go over wedding stuff. 342 00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:17,742 - Why didn't you call? - He brought you in this morning. 343 00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:20,453 - With your mom's dress. - He brought me back in. 344 00:24:20,477 --> 00:24:23,415 - With my mom's wedding dress. - And your father's here. 345 00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:25,667 - She knows it. - What about Sullivan? 346 00:24:25,691 --> 00:24:27,210 - It's beautiful. - Emma? 347 00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:30,423 - Yes! I found Sullivan. - Coffee, Wilder? 348 00:24:30,447 --> 00:24:31,966 - I'd love some. - Aspirin? 349 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:34,051 - I've got the papers. - Welcome. 350 00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:35,803 Not on me. 351 00:24:35,827 --> 00:24:37,722 - Coffee filters? - I don't work here. 352 00:24:37,746 --> 00:24:40,600 I know they have to be notarised. Can you get that? 353 00:24:40,624 --> 00:24:42,310 - Sure. - Don't worry. 354 00:24:42,334 --> 00:24:47,316 You have enough on your plate without having to worry about this. Don't... 355 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:50,152 Emma, your husband would like a few words with you. 356 00:24:50,176 --> 00:24:52,196 - Who? - Patrick Sullivan? 357 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,990 Have them on you? - Sweetheart, can you, um? 358 00:24:55,014 --> 00:24:58,393 Can you hold please? Not a word. 359 00:24:59,269 --> 00:25:01,355 Hello? You there? Hello? 360 00:25:01,396 --> 00:25:03,690 - Ah! Mr Sullivan? - Hey. 361 00:25:03,732 --> 00:25:07,444 Let me get to the point. I left some very important documents in your... 362 00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:10,406 - Richard! Phone! - Uh, can you just hold on. 363 00:25:10,448 --> 00:25:13,451 - One second? Don't go away. - Yeah. 364 00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:18,081 Richard, sweetheart, I am so sorry to keep you holding. 365 00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:20,936 - What's going on? - I'll explain at the cake tasting. 366 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,190 - I can't. I'll meet you tonight. - But you promised. All right. 367 00:25:25,214 --> 00:25:29,361 Husband! Cell! 368 00:25:29,385 --> 00:25:33,366 Oh! Mr Sullivan? Mr Sullivan! 369 00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:35,618 - Wilder, here. - Mr Sullivan? Hello? 370 00:25:35,642 --> 00:25:38,788 - Your father on two. - Gotta run, darling! See you later. 371 00:25:38,812 --> 00:25:42,208 - Gonna wait for your coffee? - Nobody's got that kind of time. 372 00:25:42,232 --> 00:25:45,212 I don't know what you're smirking about, Wilder. 373 00:25:45,236 --> 00:25:47,631 I'm just glad to see you're having some fun. 374 00:25:47,655 --> 00:25:50,759 Does it look like I'm having fun? Wait. 375 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:54,763 You drove all the way in just to bring Mom's dress? 376 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:58,226 Actually, I was hoping to lure you over to Bemelmans. 377 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:02,605 - For a banana split like the old days. - Bemelmans has been closed for years. 378 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:05,817 Ah, well, my timing's always been a little off. 379 00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:08,736 Don't keep your husbands waiting. 380 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,699 - It's not what you think. - I know. 381 00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:15,035 Mr Sullivan? Thank you so much for calling back. 382 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:17,079 - Excuse me? - What do you want? 383 00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:19,915 - Car's downstairs. You're late. - Mr Sullivan. 384 00:26:19,939 --> 00:26:22,209 - Yes. - Yes, about last night. 385 00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:24,004 - Yeah. - What exactly happened? 386 00:26:24,028 --> 00:26:28,091 I tell you this, you do one hell of a Riverdance. It was quite a night. 387 00:26:28,115 --> 00:26:31,094 - That doesn't sound like me. - That wasn't the good part. 388 00:26:31,118 --> 00:26:32,804 - What do you mean? - I'm here. 389 00:26:32,828 --> 00:26:36,767 You're where? Hey, I'm losing you. Hello? 390 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:39,687 Can you hear me now? Look, forget last night. 391 00:26:39,711 --> 00:26:42,940 What I want is a rather large stack of papers I need you to sign. 392 00:26:42,964 --> 00:26:46,194 - I got 'em right here. - You do! Thanks. You made my day. 393 00:26:46,218 --> 00:26:48,822 - Coffee? - Thank you. 394 00:26:48,846 --> 00:26:51,909 - I know a notary not far from here. - Right now? 395 00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,411 This appointment took me three months to get. 396 00:26:54,435 --> 00:26:56,497 - Sounds important. - Cake tasting. 397 00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:59,416 - Like I said, important stuff. - It's the wedding cake... 398 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,504 and she's Marilyn Hirschfield, a respected cake maker. 399 00:27:02,528 --> 00:27:05,131 - These appointments are hard... - I love cake! 400 00:27:05,155 --> 00:27:07,425 - What are you doing? Hey! - Scoot over. 401 00:27:07,449 --> 00:27:12,013 - This cake is fantastic! - Shh! Please, please. Be quiet. 402 00:27:12,037 --> 00:27:16,018 - Can I get another slice of this one? - You've already tried the butter cream. 403 00:27:16,042 --> 00:27:19,438 It's my fiancйe. She's on the fence about the butter cream. 404 00:27:19,462 --> 00:27:21,232 - I am not. - Have any milk? 405 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,442 - Sure. - After this, we go to the notary? 406 00:27:23,466 --> 00:27:27,113 - Yeah, absolutely. How much is this? - It's free, sir. 407 00:27:27,137 --> 00:27:30,659 Bullshit! It's free! 408 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,995 - Here you are, sir. - Here's my milk. 409 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:38,000 - Would you like a sip? - No, thank you. I'm not six. 410 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,503 Holy crap! Cake down. 411 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:43,631 I need a spoon. Don't worry about it. I got this. 412 00:27:43,655 --> 00:27:47,510 Here we have our dark Belgian chocolate with vanilla mousse torte. 413 00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:49,953 - Thank you. - It's awesome. 414 00:27:54,292 --> 00:27:57,354 Oh, my God! Do you know if you mix these two together... 415 00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:59,898 it tastes like a Ring Ding! You gotta try this. 416 00:27:59,922 --> 00:28:04,195 No, no, no. That's all right. I'm not your baby. No, no, no, no, no! 417 00:28:04,219 --> 00:28:06,364 - Ah! Ah! - No! 418 00:28:06,388 --> 00:28:08,032 - Mmm? - Ah? 419 00:28:08,056 --> 00:28:12,579 - Mm. It's yummy. - It's super-duper. 420 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:17,626 Mm-hm. Um, may I, um... May I just have one more glass of milk, please? 421 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:20,713 Attagirl! Milk for my bride. In fact, milks all around. 422 00:28:20,737 --> 00:28:22,631 Milks all around. 423 00:28:22,655 --> 00:28:25,718 - Hey, where you ladies from? - Germany. 424 00:28:25,742 --> 00:28:27,888 Wow! You must really like cake. 425 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:30,974 Yeah, you gotta try this, and mix these two together. 426 00:28:30,998 --> 00:28:34,811 Hey, hey, can we get, uh, some Ring Ding things for the gals over here? 427 00:28:34,835 --> 00:28:37,564 Darling, I am certain everyone is being attended to. 428 00:28:37,588 --> 00:28:40,735 Baby, I got this covered. Don't you worry about it. 429 00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:43,946 - Quite a handful you got there. - That he is. 430 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:48,201 Impulsive, unpredictable. You never know what he's gonna do next. 431 00:28:48,225 --> 00:28:51,537 - Full of surprises. - But that's the fun of it, isn't it? 432 00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:55,042 - Of course it is. - It is, trust me. 433 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,003 - Here you go, ladies. - He reminds me of my husband. 434 00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:01,548 When we first met. Everybody thought we were a total mismatch... 435 00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:06,721 but we had so much fun. And we still do 25 years later. 436 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,641 Hey! What are you ladies talkin' about over here? 437 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,268 - Talking about the men in our lives. - Ah, boys. 438 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:16,088 - Never mind. - How did you two meet? 439 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,819 Oh, honey, you tell the story. You tell it a lot better than I do. 440 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:26,867 No, no, no, no, no. No, you tell it. You're the good, uh, teller of it. 441 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:29,328 - Please? - All right, all right. Sure. 442 00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:33,375 - You ladies heard of pro wrestling? - Stop! Kidder! 443 00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:35,502 Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder. 444 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:38,797 It was a, um, uh... A blind date. 445 00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:41,508 - Oh? - Yeah, yeah, we were fixed up. 446 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:44,136 Yes! Fixed up. But not with each other. 447 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,598 It was two separate blind dates in the same bar. 448 00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:49,684 - Both goin' terribly. - Horribly! 449 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,019 Think about those people who set us up. 450 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:54,313 - Susie and Allen. - Susie and Allen. 451 00:29:54,337 --> 00:29:58,569 - What the hell did they know? - I don't know. I guess he noticed me. 452 00:29:58,593 --> 00:30:01,989 Well, I mean, come on. Look at her. 453 00:30:02,013 --> 00:30:07,369 - A guy would have to be blind. - Noticed me suffering on my bad date... 454 00:30:07,393 --> 00:30:11,875 and then the band started playing this song, and it was my favourite song. 455 00:30:11,899 --> 00:30:17,779 And suddenly he was next to me and he asked me to dance, and... I said yes. 456 00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:22,094 - What was the song? - Song? 457 00:30:22,118 --> 00:30:25,222 - Mm-hm? - Oh, yeah, the song. 458 00:30:25,246 --> 00:30:27,933 - Oh. - ♪ Over night scenes. 459 00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:31,395 ♪ Dinner and wine Saturday girls. 460 00:30:31,419 --> 00:30:34,816 ♪ I was never in love Never had the time. 461 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,445 - Honey, Every Woman in the World. - Every Woman in the World. 462 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,864 ♪ Laughing myself to sleep. 463 00:30:40,888 --> 00:30:45,244 ♪ Waking up lonely I needed someone to hold me. 464 00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:46,537 ♪ Oh, oh, oh. 465 00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:51,959 ♪ Girl, you're every woman in the world to me. 466 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,879 ♪ You're my fantasy. 467 00:30:54,903 --> 00:30:59,659 - ♪ You're my reality - That's it! Uh, that's the song. 468 00:31:06,624 --> 00:31:08,810 That was totally off the top of my head. 469 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:12,857 Known each other for two hours and we already got a song. 470 00:31:12,881 --> 00:31:17,928 We don't have a song. How long is this gonna take? 471 00:31:27,021 --> 00:31:29,750 Emma Lloyd, Deepak Manaam Chaturvedi. 472 00:31:29,774 --> 00:31:32,211 - Mr Manaam Chater... - Deep. Deep. 473 00:31:32,235 --> 00:31:34,171 - Mr Deep. - I recognise you. 474 00:31:34,195 --> 00:31:36,716 The passed-out lady Patrick carries around. 475 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:39,034 Yes, that would be me. 476 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:44,039 - I brought you a little something. - Oh, how very thoughtful. 477 00:31:44,707 --> 00:31:47,293 Do we have to do this right now? 478 00:31:49,337 --> 00:31:51,065 Delicious. 479 00:31:51,089 --> 00:31:53,651 - It's not unlike a Ring Ding. - What'd I tell you? 480 00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:56,445 I'm sure you'd really love a glass of milk with that... 481 00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:59,156 but I have to get home and changed for my book party. 482 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:02,119 - If you don't mind... - Don't rush. I'm a notary public. 483 00:32:02,143 --> 00:32:04,746 - I took a test. - OK, I'm sorry. 484 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:07,416 Um, how long do you think this will take? 485 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,859 Let's just review, hm? 486 00:32:10,484 --> 00:32:14,215 Signatures... Check. 487 00:32:14,239 --> 00:32:19,053 Dates... Check. 488 00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:21,806 My seal and you'll be on your way in ten minutes. 489 00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:24,541 - Oh! - An hour. 490 00:32:25,168 --> 00:32:27,313 A year. 491 00:32:27,337 --> 00:32:29,356 As long as it takes. Who can say? 492 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:32,526 Anything you can do to hurry? I don't mind paying extra. 493 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:37,239 - Trying to bribe a public official? - Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm late! 494 00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:40,243 I'm late, and I'll send a messenger in the morning. 495 00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:42,662 That will be more than enough time. 496 00:32:42,686 --> 00:32:45,999 - I could bring it by the office. - Oh, no. I will send a messenger. 497 00:32:46,023 --> 00:32:49,127 Thank you, Mr Sullivan, for your co-operation. 498 00:32:49,151 --> 00:32:52,697 Well, thank you for thanking me, Mrs Sullivan. 499 00:32:53,365 --> 00:32:55,218 - A year? - Patrick, I'm out. Out. 500 00:32:55,242 --> 00:32:58,179 You had your fun. This is too far. You should be ashamed. 501 00:32:58,203 --> 00:33:01,224 - A nice lady like that? - I wanted to give her a taste. 502 00:33:01,248 --> 00:33:05,562 Of her own medicine, period. And then I... I don't know. 503 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:09,650 - She's starting to grow on me. - No. Look, no growing, OK? 504 00:33:09,674 --> 00:33:13,719 No growing on anyone by anyone. No knees weakened... 505 00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:19,059 no shines taken to, none of it. Not on my watch. 506 00:33:19,101 --> 00:33:24,106 Now, go. You and Ajay have caused enough trouble. 507 00:33:24,773 --> 00:33:26,275 Out! 508 00:33:26,316 --> 00:33:28,528 Dr Lloyd! This way, please! 509 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,549 Dr Lloyd? This camera, please. 510 00:33:31,573 --> 00:33:35,118 - Smile, please. - Beautiful, thank you. 511 00:33:35,159 --> 00:33:38,180 - Hi. - Eye contact, please? 512 00:33:38,204 --> 00:33:42,602 - Sign this. - This way, please. 513 00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:45,188 - And where's Richard? - Right over there. 514 00:33:45,212 --> 00:33:47,298 Thanks. 515 00:33:47,715 --> 00:33:49,901 - Hi! Oh! - Not too shabby, huh? 516 00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:52,864 - It's wonderful. I can't believe it. - Sign these. 517 00:33:52,888 --> 00:33:54,556 OK. 518 00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:57,827 - I have so much to tell you. - Did you get the papers? 519 00:33:57,851 --> 00:34:01,831 - Um, they're at the notary. - Excellent. Karl Bollenbecker's here. 520 00:34:01,855 --> 00:34:03,332 - Make that out to him. - Oh? 521 00:34:03,356 --> 00:34:06,545 He wasn't coming, then his office said he was. Good or bad? 522 00:34:06,569 --> 00:34:09,047 How could it be bad? He hasn't even met you. 523 00:34:09,071 --> 00:34:11,341 - You look stunning. - Thanks. 524 00:34:11,365 --> 00:34:14,052 - What happened to your head? - Oh! Bird accident. 525 00:34:14,076 --> 00:34:17,581 A pigeon flew into me. I'll go take care of it. 526 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:23,378 - Emma? You remember Dr Benton? - Yes, hi. Nice to see you. Hi, Judy. 527 00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:33,657 No sooner do we leave you then, bang, I see your picture big on the bus. 528 00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,784 Oh! From the cake tasting! 529 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:39,788 I felt so foolish, I went and bought your book immediately. 530 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,333 - Oh, that's unnecessary. - Later I was reading. 531 00:34:42,357 --> 00:34:46,713 Your very sensible observation and your clinical judgments... 532 00:34:46,737 --> 00:34:50,634 - Are they good things? - I'm sure some people find them useful... 533 00:34:50,658 --> 00:34:54,721 but I was surprised that a helpless romantic can give such practical advice. 534 00:34:54,745 --> 00:34:57,892 - Me? Helpless? - Oh, yes, you. 535 00:34:57,916 --> 00:35:00,478 Hopelessly helpless, but let me finish. 536 00:35:00,502 --> 00:35:05,149 So my husband, Karl, returns to the home and on top of his paper... 537 00:35:05,173 --> 00:35:10,280 there is an invitation to this very party. Isn't it amazing? 538 00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:12,658 When you say Karl, do you mean Karl... 539 00:35:12,682 --> 00:35:14,535 Bollenbecker. 540 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:18,497 - It's a small world, isn't it? - Yes! 541 00:35:18,521 --> 00:35:22,627 Teeny. Like a marble. Or a gumball. 542 00:35:22,651 --> 00:35:25,505 I had to drag Karl by the ear to come here. 543 00:35:25,529 --> 00:35:27,966 - It is a girly book. - Oh, no. It's not that. 544 00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:32,011 Karl can be very girly. Only that he doesn't like to socialise with someone. 545 00:35:32,035 --> 00:35:37,101 - Whose company he intends to liquidate. - Liquidate? 546 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,813 - Who, Richard? - Yes, but we can fix that. 547 00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:44,817 After this party, you and Richard will join us for dinner. 548 00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:50,365 If Karl sees the man I saw, Abdington Books will be safe, I'm sure. 549 00:35:50,389 --> 00:35:54,786 That is unbelievably kind of you... 550 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:58,291 but you see, Richard and I made plans and so we're supposed to... 551 00:35:58,315 --> 00:36:00,710 Only one thing you're supposed to do, Emma... 552 00:36:00,734 --> 00:36:06,156 and it's to bring your fiancй to dinner. Let's find Richard. Karl is waiting. 553 00:36:10,453 --> 00:36:14,683 Oh! Oh, oh, my husband hates you, but you saved our marriage. Do you mind? 554 00:36:14,707 --> 00:36:16,935 Not at all. Um, who shall I make it out to? 555 00:36:16,959 --> 00:36:18,961 - To... - Richard! 556 00:36:22,173 --> 00:36:26,219 Um... Thank you. 557 00:36:26,887 --> 00:36:29,115 Oh, hey, hey. I brought your papers. 558 00:36:29,139 --> 00:36:33,620 Richard! Sweetheart. Please go with me on this, OK? 559 00:36:33,644 --> 00:36:36,081 - Remember Greta Bollenbecker? - Cake lady! 560 00:36:36,105 --> 00:36:40,628 - It's a small world. - So small. Constantly shrinking. 561 00:36:40,652 --> 00:36:43,547 - It must be the global warming. - I want to introduce you. 562 00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:46,217 - To my husband. - Her husband, Karl... 563 00:36:46,241 --> 00:36:49,221 is Karl Bollenbecker, who just acquired Richard's... 564 00:36:49,245 --> 00:36:53,099 your publishing house and he's thinking of dumping you, Richard, and it. 565 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:56,478 - Wait, I own a publishing house? - Yes, and you're my fiancй... 566 00:36:56,502 --> 00:36:59,982 so please just focus, concentrate. Got it? 567 00:37:00,006 --> 00:37:02,693 This is him. 568 00:37:02,717 --> 00:37:05,947 - You must be the cake dunker. - You got me. 569 00:37:05,971 --> 00:37:10,409 - That's my Richard! - Casual Fridays? 570 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:12,829 I actually just came from soccer practise. 571 00:37:12,853 --> 00:37:15,999 - You play football? - Well, I'm no Lucas Podolski. 572 00:37:16,023 --> 00:37:19,461 Podolski! Well, nothing could beat Podolski! 573 00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:23,924 I own his team and he is a magnificent pain in the ass, but a genius. 574 00:37:23,948 --> 00:37:26,469 You own the Bayern Mьnchen club? 575 00:37:26,493 --> 00:37:30,014 Why don't you use Klose on defence? He's been under-utilised. 576 00:37:30,038 --> 00:37:33,351 - That's what I told that stupid coach. - Klinsmann? Gotta go. 577 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:37,021 - We agree. - Excuse me. My name's... Ow! Jesus! 578 00:37:37,045 --> 00:37:38,816 - What? - Hand noogies! 579 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,696 We give each other hand noogies. This is my brother, Carl. 580 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,991 Your name is Carl as well? This is a small world! 581 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:51,705 Yes, teeny! Like a gimlet. Yes, my tiny, teeny little brother, but not small. 582 00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:55,166 No. Big. Older, but not by much. 583 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,087 - Carl, who I love so very, very much. - How's it goin', bro? 584 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:03,342 - Wine? - I'm sorry, I'm suddenly very thirsty. 585 00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:06,888 - Carl? Carl? - Carl. 586 00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:09,932 This is Karl Bollenbecker and I'm Greta, his wife... 587 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:15,022 - And we're so charmed by your sister. - And her outspoken fiancй 588 00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:18,525 who seems to find fault with every player in the Bundesliga. 589 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:23,137 - But not Podolski. - But never Podolski! 590 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:26,742 So, you sound English, but your sister... 591 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:30,413 - Can I borrow Emma? - Yes, but we both had... I'm sorry. 592 00:38:30,437 --> 00:38:34,274 A hand noogie! 593 00:38:34,858 --> 00:38:37,253 Who is that man out there pretending to be me? 594 00:38:37,277 --> 00:38:39,589 - I can explain. - He's wearing sweatpants. 595 00:38:39,613 --> 00:38:42,718 - Sullivan! Honey, you're stress-eating. - I'm not. Go on. 596 00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:46,305 I wasn't at my father's. I was with Sullivan. Not "with him" with him... 597 00:38:46,329 --> 00:38:50,726 but in his apartment drunk. That sounds worse. I assure you I was fully clothed. 598 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,688 Beyond that, I'm not certain, except he showed up today. 599 00:38:53,712 --> 00:38:55,982 With papers when I had to go to the tasting... 600 00:38:56,006 --> 00:38:58,485 which you refused to go because you're busy... 601 00:38:58,509 --> 00:39:01,363 - Get back to the Bollenbeckers! - Right. Fine. 602 00:39:01,387 --> 00:39:04,574 At the cake tasting, there was this sweet lady. 603 00:39:04,598 --> 00:39:09,372 And she thought Sullivan was my fiancй and I just couldn't disappoint her. 604 00:39:09,396 --> 00:39:13,334 But this lady wasn't sweet at all. She was Mrs Bollenbecker... 605 00:39:13,358 --> 00:39:15,920 - which I didn't know. - You certainly know now! 606 00:39:15,944 --> 00:39:19,299 I do. Had I known I wouldn't have let the whole thing continue. 607 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:22,761 But it did continue until everyone was quite taken with him... 608 00:39:22,785 --> 00:39:25,681 especially Mrs Bollenbecker when he sang. 609 00:39:25,705 --> 00:39:28,267 - He's a singer? - No, no, no. He's a fireman. 610 00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:33,773 - Darling, are you sure you want that? - Yes. Yes, I am. What is he doing here? 611 00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:36,526 He came to bring me the notarised papers. 612 00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:41,406 But then there was Mrs Bollenbecker. I'm Emma Lloyd, so he's my fiancй. 613 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:46,203 - And I am tiny brother Carl. - Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry. 614 00:39:46,227 --> 00:39:49,665 But, uh, oh, look! Mini-cupcakes. 615 00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:52,668 Look, Emma. I only got about half of what you're saying... 616 00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:55,839 but this seems to be something that can be cleaned up easily. 617 00:39:55,863 --> 00:39:59,801 So before you harpoon what is left of my reputation, I am gonna go in there... 618 00:39:59,825 --> 00:40:02,804 No, no, no, you can't! They're going to exterminate you. 619 00:40:02,828 --> 00:40:05,724 - What? - Not you, Abdington Books. 620 00:40:05,748 --> 00:40:09,478 Terminate! No, liquidate! That's it. Yes, chop it up in little pieces... 621 00:40:09,502 --> 00:40:13,524 sell it all off! Everything must go! That's why Karl wasn't coming. 622 00:40:13,548 --> 00:40:16,152 - But he did come! - Because Mrs B made him come. 623 00:40:16,176 --> 00:40:18,905 She made him come so he could meet you. 624 00:40:18,929 --> 00:40:23,410 Oh, look. I think he's really starting to like you. 625 00:40:23,434 --> 00:40:26,246 Oh, all right, I... Let me think now. 626 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:29,708 Man owns so many entities, I can buy a year before our paths cross... 627 00:40:29,732 --> 00:40:32,754 so we just have to get through this. A few more minutes? 628 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:37,967 And a dinner. Tonight. It was Mrs B's idea, so Karl could get to know you. 629 00:40:37,991 --> 00:40:39,469 - He's gone. - Karl? 630 00:40:39,493 --> 00:40:41,846 - No, Sullivan. He's gone. - But the dinner! 631 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:46,459 - Get him there! - Oh, uh... 632 00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:52,608 - Is Sullivan even in here? - I don't see how he'd fit. 633 00:40:52,632 --> 00:40:55,301 Not now, Marcy. 634 00:40:57,429 --> 00:41:00,408 - Find the lioness within. - Now, you've read my book? 635 00:41:00,432 --> 00:41:04,329 Mr Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here. 636 00:41:04,353 --> 00:41:05,622 Here's the deal. 637 00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:11,569 My entire career, and my marriage to Richard, probably, are at stake here. 638 00:41:12,779 --> 00:41:18,285 Frankly, I need you. I really need you... Tonight. 639 00:41:35,178 --> 00:41:37,657 - Hello? - Say "yes" if he's there... 640 00:41:37,681 --> 00:41:40,660 - "Oh, my God" if he's not. - Oh, my God. 641 00:41:40,684 --> 00:41:43,270 - Oh, my God! - Don't overdo it. 642 00:41:43,312 --> 00:41:46,231 - You got hit by a cab? - Good, nice touch. 643 00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:51,070 What hospital are you in? I'll be right there. He was hit by a cab! 644 00:41:51,112 --> 00:41:55,467 - Who was hit by a cab? - Is that Sullivan? 645 00:41:55,491 --> 00:42:00,473 Oh! So it was only your foot? And you're fine, promise? 646 00:42:00,497 --> 00:42:02,684 Oh! 647 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:07,439 Carl, he got... a cab ran over his foot Yeah. 648 00:42:07,463 --> 00:42:11,526 - Carl can't catch a break. - Drink lots of cocoa. Bye-bye, darling! 649 00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:16,949 Richard, I was beginning to think a man who would leave his fiancйe un-attended. 650 00:42:16,973 --> 00:42:21,370 For so long might not be as charming as I imagined. 651 00:42:21,394 --> 00:42:26,752 But, no matter. Please, join us for dessert. 652 00:42:26,776 --> 00:42:30,589 Karl, I know how important this dinner is to my future. 653 00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:33,133 With the Bollenbecker Group... 654 00:42:33,157 --> 00:42:36,219 but I've got this family thing. 655 00:42:36,243 --> 00:42:39,432 And where I come from, family comes first. 656 00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:43,710 So I'm just here to invite you to a party. 657 00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:50,027 - Could be a lot of fun. - To family! Above all else! 658 00:42:50,051 --> 00:42:52,679 To family! 659 00:43:18,164 --> 00:43:20,542 You look beautiful. 660 00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:28,426 Nice crowd for your upanayanam, man. 661 00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:33,532 - What's with all the white people? - Party crashers. 662 00:43:33,556 --> 00:43:38,036 - Even that one? - No, that one's with me. 663 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,707 Welcome, Emma. 664 00:43:40,731 --> 00:43:42,733 Get up there. 665 00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:39,102 Oh, I love my husband but he snores at night... 666 00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:41,796 and it only gets worse... 667 00:44:42,506 --> 00:44:45,234 My husband snores all the time. I just, tight slap. 668 00:44:45,258 --> 00:44:48,780 - Tight slap. - You look really cute. 669 00:44:48,804 --> 00:44:53,725 - Why do they snore? - Check your mehndi for hidden messages. 670 00:44:54,643 --> 00:44:57,748 It's part of the tradition. When marriages were arranged... 671 00:44:57,772 --> 00:45:02,836 the groom would search his bride's body on their wedding night to find initials. 672 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:05,446 Ah! That's naughty. 673 00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:34,334 - Did I happen to say thank you? - You did, and you're welcome. 674 00:46:38,589 --> 00:46:41,610 You're not the person I thought you were, Patrick. 675 00:46:41,634 --> 00:46:44,428 Likewise, Dr Lloyd. 676 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:51,061 I can't. I have to go. 677 00:46:59,236 --> 00:47:03,241 Wilder? It's me. Can you come get me? 678 00:47:26,516 --> 00:47:31,646 - Hey. - Hey. Got any beer? 679 00:47:32,564 --> 00:47:36,067 - You did good tonight. - Thanks. 680 00:47:47,913 --> 00:47:52,794 You gotta tell her, man. Girls are way into honesty. 681 00:47:53,879 --> 00:47:56,256 All right. Goodnight, you two. 682 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,821 Oh, um, honestly, Wilder. 683 00:48:01,845 --> 00:48:05,326 What am I doing? Running around Queens in the middle of the night... 684 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:08,871 crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two weeks before my wedding with a man. 685 00:48:08,895 --> 00:48:13,417 - Who's technically my husband. - Beats me, Em. 686 00:48:13,441 --> 00:48:16,379 - Would you like another one? - Mm, yeah. 687 00:48:16,403 --> 00:48:19,966 - I used extra eggs. - Thank you, Daddy. 688 00:48:19,990 --> 00:48:23,428 - I wish Mom were here. - Yeah, me too. 689 00:48:23,452 --> 00:48:26,848 She'd know exactly what to tell you, wouldn't she? 690 00:48:26,872 --> 00:48:29,352 You're doing all right, actually. 691 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,396 - You still make a mean breakfast. - I second that. 692 00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:35,441 He also makes amazing smoothies. Is there time for one? 693 00:48:35,465 --> 00:48:40,197 - Um, no. Uh, Lauren, this is Emma. - Emma! 694 00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,157 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 695 00:48:42,181 --> 00:48:46,620 My mom loves you. I'd listen to your show, too, but I don't have a radio. 696 00:48:46,644 --> 00:48:50,207 Which reminds me, is there a mall here, or a Best Buy or something? 697 00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:54,170 Oh, there's a Toys "R" Us. Maybe they'll have something for her. 698 00:48:54,194 --> 00:48:56,714 Nice to meet you. Wilder, it's been real. 699 00:48:56,738 --> 00:49:00,093 Um, excuse us a minute. 700 00:49:00,117 --> 00:49:03,346 - Is there something wrong with you? - No, no, nothing. 701 00:49:03,370 --> 00:49:06,809 I'm just late and I have to go meet Richard, so... 702 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:10,646 - Don'tjump to conclusions. - No. 703 00:49:10,670 --> 00:49:12,898 Thanks for breakfast, Father. 704 00:49:12,922 --> 00:49:15,359 Sorry I can't stick around for the smoothie. 705 00:49:15,383 --> 00:49:18,113 You don't know everything there is to know. 706 00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:22,492 No, like some things never get old, and, um... My car is here. 707 00:49:22,516 --> 00:49:27,229 Look, this time, you're really wrong, Emma. You are. 708 00:49:29,523 --> 00:49:32,503 Goodbye, Wilder. 709 00:49:32,527 --> 00:49:34,964 Bye, sweetheart. 710 00:49:34,988 --> 00:49:37,699 Daddy loves you, nonetheless. 711 00:49:44,665 --> 00:49:49,438 The golf tee white is stylish, but, um, I just, it's been done. 712 00:49:49,462 --> 00:49:53,442 And it's not as common as the picket fence white, which is safe... 713 00:49:53,466 --> 00:49:55,862 but it's a bit boring. 714 00:49:55,886 --> 00:49:59,598 The Navajo white is bolder, but it's sort of in-your-face white. 715 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,435 I don't know, um... They all look the same to me. 716 00:50:03,477 --> 00:50:07,040 - In what way? - In that they're all white. 717 00:50:07,064 --> 00:50:11,378 Yes, but different, I mean, wildly different. 718 00:50:11,402 --> 00:50:14,131 Are you not going to ask me about last night? 719 00:50:14,155 --> 00:50:16,634 Well, I assumed it went pretty well. 720 00:50:16,658 --> 00:50:20,597 Bollenbecker Group just renewed my contract five years, thanks to you. 721 00:50:20,621 --> 00:50:24,559 Now, all we need to do is file those papers and we'll put this behind us. 722 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:27,378 Um, well... 723 00:50:30,422 --> 00:50:32,342 I don't have the papers. 724 00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:36,447 - What's going on, Em? - I don't know. 725 00:50:36,471 --> 00:50:40,284 He had them at the book signing. Between the dinner and the upanayanam... 726 00:50:40,308 --> 00:50:44,873 Indian bar mitzvah, don't ask, I misplaced them. 727 00:50:44,897 --> 00:50:47,334 - I had them in my hands! - Don't worry about it. 728 00:50:47,358 --> 00:50:50,671 - It's so unlike me. - It's all right. 729 00:50:50,695 --> 00:50:53,781 I'm gonna take care of everything from now on. 730 00:50:55,908 --> 00:50:59,222 A white lie is still a lie. It may be a subtler shade of truth... 731 00:50:59,246 --> 00:51:02,058 but anyone's who's looking can see it on the wall. 732 00:51:02,082 --> 00:51:04,477 So I should tell him the truth. 733 00:51:04,501 --> 00:51:08,815 I'm saying that a cream-coloured, ivory-hued, matte-finished, half-truth. 734 00:51:08,839 --> 00:51:12,820 Will erode the foundation of your relationship. 735 00:51:12,844 --> 00:51:17,324 - You're getting married soon, right? - Yep. That's right. 736 00:51:17,348 --> 00:51:21,787 Your fiancй must be a lucky man to know he has you to keep him honest. 737 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:23,540 We're both very lucky. 738 00:51:23,564 --> 00:51:27,168 Brother Carl. Didn't know you played. 739 00:51:27,192 --> 00:51:30,922 Let's drop the bullshit, shall we? It's Richard. 740 00:51:30,946 --> 00:51:35,052 - Richard Braxton, as you well know. - Patrick Sullivan, as you well know. 741 00:51:35,076 --> 00:51:38,055 Hell, we're practically family. 742 00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:41,434 You behaved like a real gentleman over a rather odd period. 743 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:43,936 Emma tells me you did me a good turn. 744 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,149 - And I appreciate that. - It was fun. 745 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:50,277 I have to play the spoil-sport and ask for those papers. 746 00:51:50,301 --> 00:51:53,447 - So we can go separate ways. - I'll bring them by the office. 747 00:51:53,471 --> 00:51:56,116 - No, that's not gonna happen. - Why's that? 748 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:58,660 She and I have a life which doesn't include you... 749 00:51:58,684 --> 00:52:02,332 and I want to keep it that way. So I'm asking you man-to-man. 750 00:52:02,356 --> 00:52:07,527 - Not to see her, call her, text her. - I'm not much of a texter. 751 00:52:09,071 --> 00:52:13,344 Somebody in your circle seems to have a gift for technology. 752 00:52:13,368 --> 00:52:17,514 - What do you mean? - The more I look into this glitch... 753 00:52:17,538 --> 00:52:20,809 as Emma calls it, the less accidental it seems. 754 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:24,689 You might be technologically-challenged. Anyone close to you. 755 00:52:24,713 --> 00:52:31,261 - Might be able to pull this off? - Not off the top of my head, no. 756 00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:36,517 I intend to find out who did this. 757 00:52:39,562 --> 00:52:45,068 [♪ Nouvelle Vague: Ever Fallen in Love. 758 00:53:04,923 --> 00:53:09,511 Something wrong with him. 759 00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:16,078 I know you've been there. We've all been there. 760 00:53:16,102 --> 00:53:20,958 Sounds like a crush. You're a grown woman, let's call it an infatuation. 761 00:53:20,982 --> 00:53:23,961 Far bigger problems than what you have now. 762 00:53:23,985 --> 00:53:28,174 You're dreaming! Wake up, girl. Do you share the vision of the future? 763 00:53:28,198 --> 00:53:30,802 Is he dependable? You have to ask yourself. 764 00:53:30,826 --> 00:53:34,347 Smart, successful, beautiful women cannot live on kisses alone. 765 00:53:34,371 --> 00:53:39,436 You may think the chemistry has commonality with friendship. 766 00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:43,607 Take a look at the compatibility quizzes in my book, chapter seven. 767 00:53:43,631 --> 00:53:46,235 - You'll find it illuminating. - Thank you. 768 00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:50,323 Thank you, caller. Hi, you're on the air. 769 00:53:50,347 --> 00:53:54,328 I'm reading your book, too. You call this a self-help book. 770 00:53:54,352 --> 00:53:57,497 - Or does that term offend? - Uh, not in the least. 771 00:53:57,521 --> 00:54:03,295 - Who does it help, exactly? - Well, it... 772 00:54:03,319 --> 00:54:08,468 See, the thing is, I, um... I haven't gotten to the helpful part yet. 773 00:54:08,492 --> 00:54:11,763 - Perhaps you're a slow reader. - No, it doesn't tell you how 774 00:54:11,787 --> 00:54:15,725 to find somebody to love, or how you get somebody to love you back. 775 00:54:15,749 --> 00:54:19,772 All it does is tell you what's wrong with the person you're in love with. 776 00:54:19,796 --> 00:54:22,483 That to me, well, that's not very helpful. 777 00:54:22,507 --> 00:54:26,820 Perhaps it is you who are wrong for the person you think you are right for. 778 00:54:26,844 --> 00:54:30,200 What is it you know about me that would make you say that? 779 00:54:30,224 --> 00:54:32,327 - I don't know you. - You bet you don't. 780 00:54:32,351 --> 00:54:34,913 I don't. Since you called, here's some advice. 781 00:54:34,937 --> 00:54:37,540 Instead of blaming others for your problems... 782 00:54:37,564 --> 00:54:41,086 - Consider looking at yourself. - I'm looking right at my problem. 783 00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:47,468 - Well, stop fogging up the mirror. - Nice. 784 00:54:47,492 --> 00:54:51,764 - Did you just hang up on a caller? - I did not just hang up on a caller. 785 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:57,312 Hello? Hello? Uh, hello? I think we've been disconnected. 786 00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:00,607 It must be those cell phones, those nasty cell phones. 787 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:05,404 Thanks to my caller for calling and I will be seeing you tomorrow 788 00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:08,557 for the next Real Love with Dr Emma Lloyd. 789 00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:17,000 Are you crazy? How dare you come to my place of work and make prank calls? 790 00:55:17,024 --> 00:55:19,795 I'm flipping through this and it was so full of crap. 791 00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:23,757 - That maybe I ought to call in! - I see you actually bought my book. 792 00:55:23,781 --> 00:55:27,177 - No. I stole it from your party. - Stole it. That makes sense. 793 00:55:27,201 --> 00:55:29,346 And I took your compatibility quiz. 794 00:55:29,370 --> 00:55:31,807 - Really? How did you do? - According to this... 795 00:55:31,831 --> 00:55:36,021 my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to any freak who would buy or write a book. 796 00:55:36,045 --> 00:55:40,108 - Like this. - Surprise. Those tests don't lie. 797 00:55:40,132 --> 00:55:42,902 New York City Fire Department. Official business. 798 00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:46,741 Please exit the elevator. Come on, ladies. Sir, thank you. 799 00:55:46,765 --> 00:55:49,618 - What are you doing? - Unsuitable? 800 00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:54,874 Is that really what you think of me? 801 00:55:54,898 --> 00:55:58,378 I don't think of you. 802 00:55:58,402 --> 00:56:01,322 You want to see unsuitable? 803 00:56:18,507 --> 00:56:20,777 Hey, security... 804 00:56:20,801 --> 00:56:23,280 - what's the story with the elevator? - Holy! 805 00:56:23,304 --> 00:56:28,160 - My wife loves her show. - Delivery. 806 00:56:28,184 --> 00:56:30,704 I can't even get a guy to hold a door for me. 807 00:56:30,728 --> 00:56:34,333 - Step back, please. - Can you fix the focus on that? 808 00:56:34,357 --> 00:56:37,194 - Zoom in a little bit. - There you go. 809 00:56:38,821 --> 00:56:44,636 I've had enough of this. Excuse me, sir? Doctor? Doctor? 810 00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:48,599 I'm gonna have to ask you to please stop. Stop what you're doing. 811 00:56:48,623 --> 00:56:52,353 Come down to the lobby immediately. Stop it. 812 00:56:52,377 --> 00:56:54,879 Stop it now, please. 813 00:57:22,367 --> 00:57:25,014 - Sorry about that. - Which part, exactly? 814 00:57:25,038 --> 00:57:27,433 - Kissing you thing. - We just got caught up. 815 00:57:27,457 --> 00:57:30,668 - Carried away. - Lost our heads. 816 00:57:31,794 --> 00:57:34,255 I'm getting married. 817 00:57:36,174 --> 00:57:39,946 Yeah. 818 00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:41,865 You love him? 819 00:57:41,889 --> 00:57:45,160 I only ask this because... 820 00:57:45,184 --> 00:57:49,164 being that I'm your husband and you're my wife, I have this... 821 00:57:49,188 --> 00:57:52,585 I have this vested interest in seeing you happy. 822 00:57:52,609 --> 00:57:56,839 I want to be happy. Don't you? 823 00:57:56,863 --> 00:57:59,824 What is happiness anyway? 824 00:58:01,284 --> 00:58:02,912 I don't know. 825 00:58:02,953 --> 00:58:05,164 You tell me, you wrote the book. 826 00:58:05,206 --> 00:58:07,917 I guess I don't know. 827 00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:24,768 - Patrick... - It was nice being married to you. 828 00:58:25,352 --> 00:58:27,522 You, too. 829 00:58:29,524 --> 00:58:33,444 - Thanks. - Goodbye, Emma. 830 00:58:39,702 --> 00:58:43,998 Oh! Oh, oh! 831 00:59:31,007 --> 00:59:34,778 I'm sorry I'm late. I know, I'm always so prompt. 832 00:59:34,802 --> 00:59:39,700 Don't worry. When I arrived, I told them to bring the drinks in ten minutes. 833 00:59:39,724 --> 00:59:42,996 - How's that for timing? - Oh, what a day. You have no idea. 834 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:46,082 Actually, I kind of do. 835 00:59:46,106 --> 00:59:48,126 I heard your show today. 836 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:50,462 - That was Sullivan, I take it? - Yes. 837 00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:53,506 The good news is I got the papers. 838 00:59:53,530 --> 00:59:58,012 Everything but page 127, and I'm sure it's in there somewhere. 839 00:59:58,036 --> 01:00:02,058 - We'll never see him again. - So why don't you look happy? 840 01:00:02,082 --> 01:00:04,292 I am. 841 01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:08,690 Well, I've got something that might cheer you up. 842 01:00:08,714 --> 01:00:13,886 Harry Winston finished our rings. Now, wanna have a look? 843 01:00:15,012 --> 01:00:17,157 Wow! 844 01:00:17,181 --> 01:00:21,287 See, the circle of eternity came out great, don't you think? 845 01:00:21,311 --> 01:00:26,167 - No. They did mine wrong. - What are you talking about? 846 01:00:26,191 --> 01:00:28,795 - It's perfect. - It says "Do I? Do I? Do I?" 847 01:00:28,819 --> 01:00:30,821 Not "I do, I do, I do." 848 01:00:41,374 --> 01:00:44,938 Em, you're under a tremendous amount of stress at the moment. 849 01:00:44,962 --> 01:00:47,774 It's not stress, Richard. I just don't know. 850 01:00:47,798 --> 01:00:50,527 I'm really confused. 851 01:00:50,551 --> 01:00:53,863 Well, I'm not confused, Em. I know exactly what I want. 852 01:00:53,887 --> 01:00:59,537 I think you and I are the perfect team. Never doubted it for a moment. 853 01:00:59,561 --> 01:01:03,249 But I am not gonna talk you into marrying me. 854 01:01:03,273 --> 01:01:06,002 Take a few days and figure out what it is you want. 855 01:01:06,026 --> 01:01:09,005 In fact, why don't we begin that right now. 856 01:01:09,029 --> 01:01:11,532 Richard. 857 01:01:12,867 --> 01:01:17,180 We had a really nice time. Good conversation. 858 01:01:17,204 --> 01:01:20,559 He was sweet and funny, but I don't know. Something's missing. 859 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:23,688 - There was no... Exactly. - Spark? 860 01:01:23,712 --> 01:01:26,357 Yeah, let me tell you something about sparks. 861 01:01:26,381 --> 01:01:30,278 Sparks cause fires and fires will burn your house down. 862 01:01:30,302 --> 01:01:33,948 Keep searching for good ol' Sparky, you're sure to get burned. 863 01:01:33,972 --> 01:01:37,101 Trust me on that, OK? 864 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:51,509 Oh, I'm so hungry! 865 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:55,221 Wilder! Your girlfriend's wearing my robe! 866 01:01:55,245 --> 01:02:00,019 Actually, his girlfriend's daughter is wearing your robe. 867 01:02:00,043 --> 01:02:03,588 - Hello, Emma. - Aren't you my? 868 01:02:04,798 --> 01:02:08,611 So, um, why the big secret? 869 01:02:08,635 --> 01:02:11,990 I wanted to tell you. Your father thought you wouldn't hire me. 870 01:02:12,014 --> 01:02:14,034 As caterer if you knew we were dating. 871 01:02:14,058 --> 01:02:17,996 - Is that what you call it? - That or this is an elaborate ruse. 872 01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:22,042 - Of yours to get out of paying my bill. - You have been worth every penny. 873 01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:26,798 There you go again, always saying the perfect thing. 874 01:02:26,822 --> 01:02:30,635 You've been together for almost a year. Why didn't you tell me? 875 01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:33,971 You've met so many women over the years, I thought I'd hold off. 876 01:02:33,995 --> 01:02:36,850 On this introduction until we were sure of each other. 877 01:02:36,874 --> 01:02:39,812 - And are we? - Well, I am. 878 01:02:39,836 --> 01:02:44,733 I can't even keep track of all the things I've misunderstood. 879 01:02:44,757 --> 01:02:46,634 Sorry. 880 01:02:49,513 --> 01:02:52,784 Dad? I know I never asked you... 881 01:02:52,808 --> 01:02:57,205 but, um, what do you think of Richard? Do you like him? 882 01:02:57,229 --> 01:03:02,753 Well, sure, honey. What's not to like? I mean, he's perfect, isn't he? 883 01:03:02,777 --> 01:03:06,632 - Is that a compliment? - You don't need compliments from me. 884 01:03:06,656 --> 01:03:09,427 I've never told you how to live or who to date. 885 01:03:09,451 --> 01:03:12,722 That's always been in your department. 886 01:03:12,746 --> 01:03:16,101 So, what if I'm, uh, losing my footing in my department. 887 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:19,896 And I'm asking for a second opinion? 888 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:24,109 Well, I think Richard is a... 889 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,194 a good, safe bet. You know? 890 01:03:26,218 --> 01:03:29,365 He's the kind of guy that you've always gravitated toward. 891 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:33,786 And advised other women to pursue, isn't he? 892 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:38,249 Probably the type of fellow that my brand of fatherhood pushed you into. 893 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:40,711 Look, honey, I mean... 894 01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:44,840 I've made some big mistakes in my life, some real whoppers... 895 01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:48,927 but if I hadn't I probably wouldn't have been able to recognise the real thing. 896 01:03:48,951 --> 01:03:54,851 When it came along. You don't have to be so right all the time. 897 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:57,086 It's OK to make a couple mistakes. 898 01:04:07,013 --> 01:04:09,700 - Hello, tall lady! - Oh, Emma! 899 01:04:09,724 --> 01:04:12,662 Emma, you're drenched. Come, darling. 900 01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:15,331 - Move, she has to eat something. - Quiet! 901 01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:20,128 Can't you see that she's not here to eat or watch telly or chit-chat? 902 01:04:20,152 --> 01:04:22,673 She's come for the man she loves. 903 01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:26,593 Here you are with your "come, come" and your "sit, sit" and your "eat, eat". 904 01:04:26,617 --> 01:04:30,014 You're standing in the course of true love. Stand aside, I say! 905 01:04:30,038 --> 01:04:33,041 Through the beads, up the stairs, two flights. 906 01:04:37,462 --> 01:04:39,965 What? 907 01:04:44,637 --> 01:04:47,199 Yeah, it's raining. 908 01:04:47,223 --> 01:04:49,892 Figured you'd have the day off. 909 01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:52,895 Come in. 910 01:04:57,901 --> 01:04:59,796 Oh, here you go. 911 01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:03,490 Let me, uh, let me get you some dry clothes. 912 01:05:04,324 --> 01:05:07,412 - Patrick? - Yeah. 913 01:05:08,997 --> 01:05:11,833 I think I called off my wedding. 914 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:21,594 Emma, I... I need to tell you something. 915 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:32,606 - What? - It can wait. 916 01:06:25,413 --> 01:06:27,415 Oh. 917 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:32,771 - How's it going in there, babe? - Great! 918 01:06:32,795 --> 01:06:36,508 - We're having toast! - I'll be out in a minute. 919 01:06:36,550 --> 01:06:39,636 OK. 920 01:07:03,203 --> 01:07:05,890 ♪ You're my fantasy. 921 01:07:05,914 --> 01:07:09,043 ♪ You're my reality. 922 01:07:13,798 --> 01:07:16,509 ♪ Every woman in the world. 923 01:07:17,343 --> 01:07:21,574 What is this? And this? And this? Are you some sick stalker? 924 01:07:21,598 --> 01:07:23,951 No, Emma, it's not what you think. Emma! 925 01:07:23,975 --> 01:07:26,455 - Emma! Emma, wait! - I can't believe this. 926 01:07:26,479 --> 01:07:28,582 I saw the invitation. You're married? 927 01:07:28,606 --> 01:07:33,045 - No! No, I'm not married! - Liar. Stay away from me! 928 01:07:33,069 --> 01:07:35,088 Emma! Emma, I can explain. 929 01:07:35,112 --> 01:07:39,844 Yeah? What, that this is no accident? There was no glitch? 930 01:07:39,868 --> 01:07:43,765 No, you. You are the glitch. You Googled me, invaded my life... 931 01:07:43,789 --> 01:07:47,769 invaded my privacy, ruined my relationship. 932 01:07:47,793 --> 01:07:50,856 I almost called off my wedding for you! 933 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,859 I trusted you! I had sex with you. 934 01:07:53,883 --> 01:07:57,905 You're just some sort of con man, scam artist, deranged fan? 935 01:07:57,929 --> 01:08:01,283 - Know what? Don't flatter yourself. - I... What have I done? 936 01:08:01,307 --> 01:08:05,622 Richard warned me about you. I warn people about men like you every day! 937 01:08:05,646 --> 01:08:08,124 - I'm worse than my own callers. - Emma! Stop! 938 01:08:08,148 --> 01:08:10,168 Thank you. 939 01:08:10,192 --> 01:08:14,280 Can I show you something? Please? 940 01:08:17,033 --> 01:08:18,993 Do you know her? 941 01:08:20,662 --> 01:08:24,874 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you don't. Come here. 942 01:08:26,126 --> 01:08:29,523 That's Sofia, as in "You're cordially invited to the marriage. 943 01:08:29,547 --> 01:08:33,777 Of Patrick Thomas Sullivan and Sofia Idelia Maria Chechagua." 944 01:08:33,801 --> 01:08:37,155 She's Dominican. We met on the job. She almost blew up a building. 945 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:41,077 Polishing those nails of hers. I carried her down 15 flights of stairs. 946 01:08:41,101 --> 01:08:43,830 And sat next to her hospital bed until she woke up. 947 01:08:43,854 --> 01:08:47,500 - What does this have to do with me? - She was a big fan of your show. 948 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,753 Listened to it every day. One day, she called in. 949 01:08:50,777 --> 01:08:53,799 - You probably don't remember. - No, I don't. 950 01:08:53,823 --> 01:08:57,094 - You told her to call off the wedding. - Patrick... 951 01:08:57,118 --> 01:09:00,431 Someone you don't know and can't remember, you changed her life. 952 01:09:00,455 --> 01:09:03,684 And mine forever. 953 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:06,271 I guess I wanted to educate you about that. 954 01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:10,150 About what it's like to have your life ripped out from under you. 955 01:09:10,174 --> 01:09:12,509 I wanted to knock you down a peg. 956 01:09:15,262 --> 01:09:18,034 - You did. - Emma, I... 957 01:09:18,058 --> 01:09:20,828 - Goodbye, Patrick. - Emma. 958 01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:23,188 Emma. 959 01:09:49,132 --> 01:09:51,527 It's beautiful. 960 01:09:51,551 --> 01:09:56,224 I was just thinking how... How it's too big for me without you here. 961 01:09:59,143 --> 01:10:01,938 Are you here? 962 01:10:04,190 --> 01:10:06,359 If you'll have me. 963 01:10:07,152 --> 01:10:10,548 Do you mean you still want to get married? 964 01:10:10,572 --> 01:10:13,033 I do. 965 01:10:13,409 --> 01:10:15,869 I do. I do. 966 01:10:17,788 --> 01:10:20,935 As many of you have heard, I'm getting married. 967 01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:24,855 People keep asking me if I'm nervous. Well, I'm not. 968 01:10:24,879 --> 01:10:28,526 My eyes are open and what I see is not the man of my dreams... 969 01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:30,736 but the man of my reality. 970 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,907 He's who he says he is, there where he's supposed to be. 971 01:10:33,931 --> 01:10:36,785 If you want to close your eyes and jump in... 972 01:10:36,809 --> 01:10:39,729 try the high-diving board at the YMCA. 973 01:10:42,314 --> 01:10:45,628 There's a generation of men and women roaming New York City. 974 01:10:45,652 --> 01:10:49,173 In search of the holy grail dream partner. 975 01:10:49,197 --> 01:10:54,262 But until we learn the difference between romantic love and real love... 976 01:10:54,286 --> 01:10:59,268 we're just searching in vain for something that doesn't even exist. 977 01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:03,838 Here we are. Until next time. 978 01:11:38,334 --> 01:11:40,395 Ask yourself serious questions. 979 01:11:40,419 --> 01:11:43,940 Couples shouldn't have to hide. Play with fire, get burned. 980 01:11:43,964 --> 01:11:47,153 Irresponsible. Dependable? You can't trust what you lust. 981 01:11:47,177 --> 01:11:51,240 Does he give you a stable universe? Love has to be earned, not yearned. 982 01:11:51,264 --> 01:11:56,162 Stop obsessing about this old girlfriend of his. Got it? All right. Next caller. 983 01:11:56,186 --> 01:11:58,831 It's a hard decision. Am I right? Well, caller... 984 01:11:58,855 --> 01:12:01,919 Trust me on that. Next caller. Based on what? What? 985 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,837 Trust me on that, OK? OK, well... 986 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:06,840 Um... I don't know. What do you want from me? 987 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,718 - Real Love is just a theory. - A theory, yes... 988 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:14,099 but based on ten years of research and study of sociological, psycho sexual... 989 01:12:14,123 --> 01:12:18,478 statistical analysis of men and women and their relationships. 990 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:21,981 What if you're wrong? 991 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,801 Hello? You still there? 992 01:12:42,695 --> 01:12:47,092 Take that one. Trust me, she needs to take that one. 993 01:12:47,116 --> 01:12:51,013 It's 15 minutes after the hour and you're listening to Real Love with me... 994 01:12:51,037 --> 01:12:53,057 Dr Emma Lloyd. 995 01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:54,416 Uh... 996 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,269 Yep, we got time for one more caller. We've got... 997 01:12:56,293 --> 01:12:58,920 Patrick of Astoria. 998 01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:06,321 - Patrick of Astoria. - Oh, really? 999 01:13:06,345 --> 01:13:09,241 I thought for a second you weren't gonna put me through. 1000 01:13:09,265 --> 01:13:13,537 Thousands of people are listening. Let's not waste their time. How can I help? 1001 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:18,543 There's... There's this girl that I'm... that I'm falling for. 1002 01:13:18,567 --> 01:13:21,546 That I have fallen for. 1003 01:13:21,570 --> 01:13:25,967 And, uh, well the trick is she's... she's getting married tomorrow. 1004 01:13:25,991 --> 01:13:29,096 And if that's what she really wants, then I'm happy for her. 1005 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,183 That's very generous of you, Patrick from Astoria. 1006 01:13:32,207 --> 01:13:34,977 There's one other thing that... 1007 01:13:35,001 --> 01:13:37,897 that she doesn't know. - We're almost out of time. 1008 01:13:37,921 --> 01:13:41,818 The thing that I didn't tell her is, um... 1009 01:13:41,842 --> 01:13:44,362 - The thing she doesn't know... - Come on. 1010 01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:46,782 Is that I love her. 1011 01:13:46,806 --> 01:13:51,203 You know, I, uh, I look at her and I see, I see my whole life. 1012 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:55,541 And I just thought she should know that. 1013 01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:58,294 I'm afraid that's all the time we have, caller. 1014 01:13:58,318 --> 01:14:01,964 This is Dr Emma Lloyd. 1015 01:14:01,988 --> 01:14:04,134 And you're listening to Real Love. 1016 01:14:04,158 --> 01:14:06,261 Where's she going? 1017 01:14:06,285 --> 01:14:08,472 - Get in there. - OK. 1018 01:14:08,496 --> 01:14:10,933 Let's see, we got, um, Chuck. 1019 01:14:10,957 --> 01:14:13,936 On line four is looking for his soul mate... 1020 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,983 and Maria on line two just got dumped. So, Chuck? 1021 01:14:19,007 --> 01:14:21,319 - Yeah? - Say what's up to Maria. 1022 01:14:21,343 --> 01:14:22,886 How you doin'? 1023 01:14:33,314 --> 01:14:37,044 Well? Do you really like it? 1024 01:14:37,068 --> 01:14:40,739 - Perfect. You're perfect. - I'm fucked. 1025 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,909 It's an interesting segue. 1026 01:14:43,951 --> 01:14:47,538 - Did you listen to the show last night? - Yes. 1027 01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:49,623 - He loves me. - I know. 1028 01:14:49,665 --> 01:14:53,103 The entire tri-state area knows. The car's here. 1029 01:14:53,127 --> 01:14:57,400 - What am I gonna do? - Well, first thing we should fire her. 1030 01:14:57,424 --> 01:15:00,653 - I heard that. - Sister at the keyhole... 1031 01:15:00,677 --> 01:15:03,865 - Just what you always wanted, huh? - I did, didn't I? 1032 01:15:03,889 --> 01:15:06,492 Instead you got you and me. 1033 01:15:06,516 --> 01:15:10,164 We didn't do too badly, did we? We were a disaster. 1034 01:15:10,188 --> 01:15:12,315 Yeah, we were. 1035 01:15:15,568 --> 01:15:18,756 But I see a comeback in the making. 1036 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:21,700 Yeah? 1037 01:15:25,662 --> 01:15:28,975 For a guy who's waited this long to marry my daughter... 1038 01:15:28,999 --> 01:15:32,229 he sure is cutting it close, don't you think? 1039 01:15:32,253 --> 01:15:35,191 - Do you know how I know I love you? - How? 1040 01:15:35,215 --> 01:15:39,278 Because nothing in the world would make me drag you to the altar again. 1041 01:15:39,302 --> 01:15:42,347 We don't want to press our luck, do we? 1042 01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:46,393 I should go see how Emma's doing. Let me know if he gets here. 1043 01:15:56,112 --> 01:15:59,425 - Take it off, Marcy. It's crooked. - Let me try. 1044 01:15:59,449 --> 01:16:03,745 Oh, so this goes like this. 1045 01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:09,877 And this... Goes here. 1046 01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:13,005 Here comes the bride. 1047 01:16:18,386 --> 01:16:21,431 I can't do this. 1048 01:16:24,935 --> 01:16:27,855 Excuse me, ladies. Could I have a moment? 1049 01:16:43,413 --> 01:16:45,683 - Richard... - Wow. 1050 01:16:45,707 --> 01:16:47,352 Look at you. 1051 01:16:47,376 --> 01:16:53,150 Seems kind of silly, though, huh? Me in this dress, veil. 1052 01:16:53,174 --> 01:16:56,820 Bridesmaids. It's like some sort of play or something. 1053 01:16:56,844 --> 01:17:00,682 No, you don't look silly. 1054 01:17:02,350 --> 01:17:07,439 Well, you look extremely not silly and handsome yourself. 1055 01:17:10,650 --> 01:17:15,114 I'm sorry I'm late. I had to go back to the city and get something for you. 1056 01:17:23,206 --> 01:17:25,501 You forgot to file them. 1057 01:17:27,586 --> 01:17:30,690 You should know by now, I'm not really the forgetful type. 1058 01:17:30,714 --> 01:17:34,009 No, no you're not. 1059 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:40,493 Ever since you gave me these, I've been putting off filing them for some reason. 1060 01:17:40,517 --> 01:17:44,062 Why do you think that is? 1061 01:17:45,939 --> 01:17:48,417 I love you, Em. 1062 01:17:48,441 --> 01:17:51,278 I'm clever enough to know when I've lost. 1063 01:17:55,074 --> 01:17:59,388 I should have asked you to marry me a long time ago. 1064 01:17:59,412 --> 01:18:02,499 Well, maybe we just missed our moment. 1065 01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:08,564 If you marry me today, you'll always be looking over your shoulder. 1066 01:18:08,588 --> 01:18:11,258 You'll never be completely happy. 1067 01:18:14,137 --> 01:18:17,866 - You need to be happy, Em. - I can't stand it. 1068 01:18:17,890 --> 01:18:20,935 Oh, Richard. 1069 01:18:21,227 --> 01:18:23,855 It'll be all right. 1070 01:18:24,522 --> 01:18:29,838 I'll be all right. As soon as we can get past that angry mob out there. 1071 01:18:29,862 --> 01:18:32,465 Oh, yeah, them. 1072 01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:34,592 I'll handle this. 1073 01:18:34,616 --> 01:18:36,368 Really? 1074 01:18:37,786 --> 01:18:42,292 No, not really. In fact, this time you should worry. I have no plan. 1075 01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:56,474 Come on, help me up. Give me that candle. 1076 01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:05,042 Would you just wait until I've left the room. I might need this suit again. 1077 01:19:05,066 --> 01:19:07,277 Richard? 1078 01:19:33,013 --> 01:19:35,909 Engine 41, this is Great Neck dispatch. 1079 01:19:35,933 --> 01:19:39,704 We've got a fire alarm and sprinkler activation at Saint Paul's church. 1080 01:19:39,728 --> 01:19:42,666 Great Neck? It's not even in our district. 1081 01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:47,004 Listen, I know it's out of your district, but here's the thing. 1082 01:19:47,028 --> 01:19:50,657 You guys have sort of been requested. 1083 01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:36,415 - How you doin'? - I had to talk to you! 1084 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:44,215 You could have just called. 1085 01:20:47,761 --> 01:20:50,597 So, what's up? 1086 01:20:53,099 --> 01:20:56,019 This. 1087 01:21:07,114 --> 01:21:09,469 When I was a kid... 1088 01:21:09,493 --> 01:21:13,097 I used to have a hard time believing in happy endings. 1089 01:21:13,121 --> 01:21:18,102 The heroine rode off into the sunset with what I thought was the wrong guy. 1090 01:21:18,126 --> 01:21:21,648 One day, my dad found me crying. I was watching Lady and the Tramp. 1091 01:21:21,672 --> 01:21:26,111 And he asked me what was wrong. I said, "Dad, those two dogs. 1092 01:21:26,135 --> 01:21:31,033 Don't stand a chance. They're wrong for each other. They have nothing in common. 1093 01:21:31,057 --> 01:21:35,288 The movie's gonna end, they're gonna break up and be heartbroken forever." 1094 01:21:35,312 --> 01:21:38,416 He pulled me in close and he said to me... 1095 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:43,880 "Em, sometimes when you're really in love you don't sweat the small stuff." 1096 01:21:43,904 --> 01:21:46,801 Are you saying we should run away together? 1097 01:21:46,825 --> 01:21:49,553 Are you insane? You're old enough to be his mother. 1098 01:21:49,577 --> 01:21:52,014 - Wait till he gets out of school. - Who is this? 1099 01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:54,767 - Good day to you, madam. - You were going to behave. 1100 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:59,397 I don't know how you do this. People drive me crazy. It won't happen again. 1101 01:21:59,421 --> 01:22:03,568 - Where was I? - Don't sweat the small stuff. 1102 01:22:03,592 --> 01:22:06,947 I didn't appreciate my father's advice for a long time. 1103 01:22:06,971 --> 01:22:10,700 You have to figure out those things for yourself. But enough about me. 1104 01:22:10,724 --> 01:22:14,414 It's a quarter past the hour and now for a word from our sponsors. 1105 01:22:14,438 --> 01:22:19,568 This is Dr Emma Lloyd, you're listening to Real Love. Please, don't go away. 1106 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:26,593 Haven't you got any cats to pull out of trees? 1107 01:22:26,617 --> 01:22:30,806 That only happens in cartoons, Mrs Sullivan, as you well know. 1108 01:22:30,830 --> 01:22:33,559 Indeed I do, Mr Sullivan. What can I do for ya? 1109 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:38,148 Happened to be in the neighbourhood, thought I'd stop by and say hello. 1110 01:22:38,172 --> 01:22:42,444 - Why don't ya come here for a second? - I can't leave my desk. 1111 01:22:42,468 --> 01:22:46,114 - I have to be back on any second. - Oh, come on. They can wait. 1112 01:22:46,138 --> 01:22:49,326 Just stand up and walk towards me. 1113 01:22:49,350 --> 01:22:53,646 - You didn't come to see me at all. - Of course, I did. 1114 01:22:59,319 --> 01:23:01,781 OK. 1115 01:23:22,469 --> 01:23:28,660 And we're back in five, four, three, two, one. 1116 01:23:28,684 --> 01:23:32,581 This is Dr Emma Lloyd. We're back with Real Love. 1117 01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:36,734 Susie from Morningside Heights, you're on the air. 95052