All language subtitles for Samajavaragamana (2023)_track3_[eng]

It's almost time for the exam,
but that lazy lad is still sleeping.

Hey, did he wake up?
- No, he is asleep.

He is still sleeping?
- Yes.

Does he have any sense at all?
It's time for the exam.

Darn!
The kids these days are so careless.

He is not stressed
about the exam at all.

Anuradha, please don't say no.
- Hey, Balu.

I love you, Anuradha.
Please, Anuradha.

Wake up, it's time for the exam.

Don't tie a rakhi on my hand.
- Hey, wake up.

Don't tie a rakhi.

Oh, God.

Mom.

Reduce the volume.
You have a hearing problem, not us.

Reduce it.

'Happy Women's Day.'
- Wow! Today is Women's day.

Hey, Vaishu.

Come here.
Come.

I want to upload a whats-app status.
Type it. - What should I type?

Don't chain women.

Give them freedom.
- Meaning? Freedom Sunflower oil?

Don't try to over-act.
Just type quietly.

Respect women.
- Your coffee.

Huh? - Were you just wasting time
in the kitchen all these years?

You can't even make a nice coffee.

Go! Silly woman.

What should I write next?

Don't order women around.

Let them fly freely.

Happy Women's Day.
Did you type it? - Yes.

Okay, bye.
I am going to college.

Hey, are you going to college?
That too, in this dress?

Have you got no shame?
Go and change.

This dress on Women's day?
Disgusting!

Mom, serve me breakfast.
- Yes, dear.

Wow, Idli.

You are done eating.
Come on, it's getting late for exam.

Let him eat.
- Let me take a pen at least.

Yes.

Give me the hall ticket and pen.

I will go and take the exam.
Do come to pick me up. - Dad.

What?
Want to wish me good luck?

I've been doing
that for many years.

Has that reaped any benefit?

Remember I asked you a question
when I learned to speak?

'Mom, I am going to write my exam.
- Do clear it.'

'Come to your dad.
- Dad.

'Where are you going, dad?
- To write my undergraduate exam.'

You had this pen and hall ticket with
you even when I was in 10th standard.

'Dad, where are you going?'

'How many times should I say it?
To write my undergraduate exam.'

You took the exam with me when I was
an undergraduate student. Remember?

Everyone laughs at me, dad.
Please clear it at least this time.

I will try my best this year.
- Let's see.

Listen.
- Yes.

I will buy you a bike
if you pass this time.

Promise?
- Promise.

I will clear the exam
this time and ride my bike.

What, uncle?
You look very happy.

If I pass this time,
my son will buy me a bike. Vroom!

Really? You are very lucky.
- Yes.

There is a server problem. Good
morning, Badshah. - Good morning.

Which movie was released today?
- Our favourite actor's film.

Box-office Badshah.
- Badshah.

Tell me.
- I need 10 tickets.

Book it on bookmyshow. - I couldn't,
that's why I asked you.

You won't be able to
as I blocked you.

You asked me to hire a taxi
when I asked you for your bike.

Don't waste my time. Just hang up.

You know, our value increases

when a famous actor's movie gets
released. - You are right.

Give me two tickets
for the movie Avatar, please.

Here you go.
- Did the show start?

The opening credits are playing now.

He has been studying
till so late at night?

I guess the lure of the bike worked.

This is good. Study hard.

Dad, go to sleep now or else you
will fall asleep during the exam.

Come on, get up.

T-The data... The data base is...

What happened?
- The unimaginable happened.

He was sleeping with his eyes open.

Tomorrow is your exam and
you are sleeping here?

Aren't you ashamed?
- Mom, don't say anything.

Do you guys think it is easy
to sleep with your eyes open?

I have practiced it for three years.

Had you practiced this much to study,
you would have passed by now.

You have been taking the exam
since the time of Akashvani.

The internet came after that,
and then the OTT.

Even AI is available now, but he
still hasn't cleared his exam yet.

As the elders say,

I will work hard and succeed
one day. - Oh!

Is that why you
are succeeding in failing?

And that's not what they meant.
- Then?

Do you want a degree or not?
Tell me.

Speak up.
- Answer you son.

No, I don't.
- What?

I don't want to pass the exam.

You cleared the exam
on your first attempt.

I took the exam so many times
that it has stressed me out.

Do you even know what stress is?
Move aside.

Stress.
- Dad. Dad.

What are you trying to say?
You don't want to study?

No matter how much I study,
I can't pass.

Listen, a girl sits in front of me.

She is very studious.
She is an intelligent girl.

Is she your relative that she would
allow you to copy her answers?

It's a flop idea.

Okay. Listen, do buy
the newspaper tomorrow.

My photo will get published in it.
- Why?

There will be a news that a student

committed suicide due
to exam stress. Do read it.

Are you threatening us now?
- Oh, God!

If your father takes
an extreme step...

I don't want to become a widow
at such a young age, dear.

Listen to me, dear.
- Listen to your mother.

No matter what,
he is your father after all.

She is right. Just agree.

Hey, what is this drama?

Wrap it up soon, I feel sleepy.

You are concerned about your sleep.

Is your sleep more
important than your father?

All of you go and sleep.

I will also sleep forever.
- Make him understand, mom.

Don't act now.

Introduce me to her.

Look, that is the key to me
clearing the exam. Talk to her.

This question is very important.

Excuse me, I wanted to talk to you.

Can we talk in private?
- Personal?

I know guys like you very well.

My focus is only on my exam now.

So, please don't disturb me.

No, you are misunderstanding me.

I wanted to talk about my family.
Just two minutes.

Yes, tell me.
- What example should I give?

If a 20 year old guy begs
from you, will you help him?

Why would I help him? That young
boy can work and earn money.

What if the beggar is 70 years old?
Will you help him then?

One must help the aged.
Yes, I will help him.

Yes. Dad.
- Yes.

Come fast or I will tell mom.

This is my dad and
he is the old beggar.

I am an old beggar?
- You keep quiet.

Don't go by his hair or clothes.
He is a student, not a teacher.

He is here to take the
exam just like you. - Oh.

Will you let him copy your answers?

People his age usually retire
but he wants a degree?

I knew we would get insulted.

Well, my grandpa was very rich.
He loved to study.

Till where did he study?
- From A to B.

But he put forth a condition

that only the child with a degree
would inherit his wealth.

What happened is my aunt and uncle
got a degree and took their share.

But my poor father has been fighting
for 30 years to get a degree

so that he can inherit the property.

He never clears the exams.
Only you have the power

to help him pass now. It's a strange
request. - You are the only one.

But will you please let
him copy your answers?

How much wealth will he inherit
if he clears the exams?

Just around 80-100 crores.

How will that benefit me?

She wants a share too.

How much do you want?
If reasonable, we will pay you.

Hey, I want nothing.

Oh. - I want you to sponsor
the education of 100 orphans.

She is good-hearted.
- One must balance the karma, right?

Fine, we accept it.
- No problem.

Oh? Cool.

Copy properly.

I am an expert at that. Go now.

Shekhar, didn't you recognise him?

He is Mr Raghunath, dad's friend.
- Greetings.

You became
such a successful businessman.

Your dad would be so proud.

I remembered, you have an older
brother, right? Where is he?

Oh! What's the fare?
- Rs 100, sir.

You had said 80 before.
- That is your brother, right?

Why are you bargaining for Rs 20?

Don't embarrass us.
Everyone is looking.

Your dad is a millionaire, not mine.

I even borrowed the collarless shirt
we are wearing from my friends.

He thinks he is rich!
- You guys go.

I will just be back.

Greetings, uncle. How are you? Hi.
- I am good.

This is very good. Let me help you.
- How are you?

Couldn't you come in a taxi?
- You could have sent us a car then.

You are rich, not me. - Had you
passed, you would've been rich too.

When did you return from Chennai?
- Today.

How are you?

What happened? Are you still
giving exams? Didn't you pass yet?

Oh! You are still alive?
You didn't die yet?

What are you doing?
- Brother-in-law.

Yes, brother-in-law.

How are you?
- Study hard and get a degree.

Can't you get a degree?
- What have you achieved?

B.Tech, MBA.

Listen, get me some water.

Yes, I will get it right away.
- Now, you try asking.

Drink it.
- Go.

A degree means nothing,

you must know how
to control your wife.

Just burn all your degrees.

Yes, uncle.
- How was your dad's exam?

It went well this time. - I've been
hearing this for 25 years.

We know your dad better than you.

Tell him to let this go.
We will give him something. - Oh.

We will give him Rs 10 lakhs each.
We can't see him in this condition.

Oh, I see.
- Ask him to give up.

Okay, I will talk to him now.
Where is he? - There.

Okay.
- Why is he going this side?

Who knows?

Grandma, they have thrown
such a grand party for you

and you are sitting
here with a long face?

What's the use of spending
so much money?

Neither do I like their faces
nor their music.

You didn't like it?
I will make it entertaining now.

Move aside. Let the seniors check
first. Here we are. - Please move.

Tell me your number.

324.

It's there. Next.

405.

It's there. Go ahead.
- 107.

That number isn't there.

It is not there? Let me see. Darn!

I failed by just one number.

Is this some lottery ticket that you
claim to have lost by one digit?

You couldn't pass even by cheating.

I had copied the answers well.

Didn't even leave out a single word.

You copied exactly
what she wrote?

Okay, tell me her
hall ticket number.

The number after me, 106.

It's not there. - It means the
key to me clearing the exam...

It was a fake key.

Come on, let's find her.

Hi, dad. I cleared all the exams.
- There she is.

Better than first class, 93 percent.

But I wonder why they
deducted 7 percent.

I've given the paper
for re-evaluation.

I need Rs 20,000 for that.

But your head will be
held high with pride.

First, raise your head
and look here.

Up here.

Look.
- You!

Why? You had said
you always come first.

I am the first one in class
every morning.

I didn't lie.

Are you crazy?

If you're a failure yourself,

why did you talk big that day
instead of refusing?

Nobody has ever considered
me so intelligent till date.

I was the one who always
copied from others.

Somebody asked me for the
first time, so I got excited.

What were you writing so much
during the exam then? - What was it?

My favourite songs.
- Yes, that's why!

See that?
I don't listen to songs.

That's why I mistook
them for answers. Isn't it?

One more year of his got
wasted because of you.

He anyway has
only 10 years left.

So what if one more got wasted?

What did you say?

Would he have passed with
flying colours had he not copied me?

Forget about your
grandpa's property.

Who are you to decide my future?
- Go away!

Listen, I will suggest an idea.

Get an insurance policy instead
of spending on his education.

You will get Rs 20 lakhs
after his death. Okay?

Hey! What do you think of yourself?

I will definitely pass this time.

The girl who sits
behind me is a topper.

I will talk to her.
- Did you forget, dad?

You are attempting KT exams.

When only failures sit around you,

how can she be a topper?

Oh, yes.
- Let's go home!

That girl was such a cheat!
I am still in shock.

Hey, serve me some lentils.

I can't even eat properly.
I am still in shock.

Will you eat this
chicken fry all alone?

Take it.
- Give me the leg piece.

Eat it. You are shameless anyway.
Eat all you want.

This is not the first time
he has failed.

The one who fails every year
will eat to his content.

He thinks he is smart,
but that's not the case.

Hey, what did you say?

She is right. I don't understand
how you are able to eat. Shameless!

I won't eat. You are taunting me
while I eat. I will stay hungry.

Listen to me.

You should have let him eat
and have this conversation later.

He already ate so much.

Balu, dad will never pass like this.

Send him to some tuition classes.

The ones with cent
percent guarantee.

They will take care of the rest.
Just see, dad will surely pass then.

Go and ask your dad to have food.

Otherwise, he will go to sleep
on an empty stomach.

You have spoiled him!

Quickly eat before he comes.

I knew it!

It's normally the kids who do
drama, but here, it's the dad.

Come on.

If you fail this time,
forget about the property.

Sell popcorn in the theatre.
Understood?

Don't play around here.
- I will study. Don't worry.

Good morning, sir.
- Good morning.

We are here to meet Ms Saraswati.

Saraswati isn't a lady, it's me.

Oh.
- I am Bala Saraswati. Tell me.

The fees...
- Don't worry. Your son will pass.

No, he...
- I passed a long time ago.

You need to make him pass.

Good morning, teacher.
- Good morning.

How much is your fees?

We charge every student

Rs 10,000. But I will ask
a few questions before that.

If your dad answers correctly,

I will offer you some discount.

Just try to be smart here,
not over-smart.

Go ahead, sir.

Question number one.

What was the worldwide
collection of the movie RRR?

It is still being
screened in Japan, sir.

I can tell you the exact amount
only after that.

Do I look like a distributor to you?
Even an approximate amount will do.

Rs 11 hundred crores, sir.
- Right answer.

Second question.
How many centuries

has Virat Kohli scored till now?

75 centuries, sir.
- Very good.

Last question. Who are the
parents of Janhvi Kapoor?

Sridevi and Boney Kapoor, sir.
- Superb.

Fantastic! Excellent.
- Thank you, sir.

Superb performance.
Your total fee is Rs 20,000.

Sir!
- Deposit it.

You said you would offer
a discount if he answered correctly,

but you increased it instead.

Only the students who don't study

give the right answer
to useless questions.

You... - That's why your dad's fee
is Rs 20,000 only.

Here you go, sir.
Just make sure he passes the exam.

I have raised him with
a lot of hard work.

Don't worry,
I have reformed many people.

He will pass.

"Oh, dear..."

Hi.
- Hi.

You are here?
- Re-exam?

My son has asked me to clear
the exam this time.

I am sorry you failed
because of me.

That's all right.
We are friends now.

Hey.
Hey!

Oil costs Rs 240?

The prices are increasing
but not my salary.

Badshah, come and sit.
Mom.

Yes. - Badshah is here.
Please bring the sweets you made.

He loves them.
- How much money do you want?

You understood? - I understood when
you tried to lure me with sweets

Tell me how much money you want.
- I need Rs 10,000.

Rs 10,000? I don't have that much.
It's not possible.

Please try, buddy.

Hey... Yes, I will try.

How are you, Badshah?
- I am good.

Have some.
- Selfish woman!

Hey, call your dad.
He isn't answering my call.

It's 4'o clock.
Why hasn't he returned yet?

Thanks to him,
I don't want to be a dad anymore.

Stop, here is my house.

Thank you very much. Bye.
- Welcome. Bye.

Welcome your highness.
What can I offer you?

You're being a bit too nice.
- Yeah, well, our vibes just click.

You've got a vibe to match with?

She is the enemy.
You failed because of her.

And now you're hanging out with her?

She's not that bad, you know.

We study together. That's why
she came to drop me off at home.

And yeah, the poor thing was
struggling a lot in the hostel.

So I told her she could
stay as a PG, in our house.

Hey, excuse me!
Who are you to decide?

I run this place.

I just thought the 15k she's paying
at the hostel could help you out.

If you don't want it,
I'll take it.

15k?
- I don't care.

Your dad's finally thought of
something sensible for once.

You need cash every month.
Once she moves in as a PG,

you won't need to bribe me with
sweets to ask for money every month.

Groceries are crazy expensive these
days. How am I supposed to feed her?

Have you even seen the girl?
She's too thin.

How much could she possibly eat?

You throw away
so much food every day.

Just give it to her
instead of throwing.

She'll be full,
and you'll be 15k richer.

Go on, agree to it.
- Agree to it?

Come on,
I'll get you some sweets.

I don't know what rules your hostel
had. But this house has rules.

What sort of rules?
- First, go easy on the electricity.

Second, washing machine,
once a week only.

Third, no dinner if you
show up late. Fair? - Okay.

You'll clean your own room, and
sometimes help with the house.

Do your own dishes,
and occasionally ours, too.

You can watch telly,
but the remote's ours.

You've got a few OTT subscriptions.

You'll have to share passwords.

And if you want the Wi-Fi password,
1000 bucks extra.

Hey, our plan only costs 600.

Yeah, this is my plan.
Keep it down.

You'll be staying
in my sister's room.

There's an AC in there,
so, 500 extra.

Where's the AC in my room then?

Even air-cooler is called AC,
you know.

If you don't believe me,
look it up online.

If you're okay with all the terms,
then just sign the agreement.

Here you go, sign it.

There's nothing written on this.

Sign it first,
we'll get it typed later.

And I've got one condition too.
- W-What condition?

You all have to treat me like
family, not just a paying guest.

What do you mean?
You want to help sell the stuff

dad steals too?

Was that insult necessary?

No. - I just want love
and a family vibe.

Look, I can't speak
for everything else.

But you'll definitely
get loads of love here.

Now come on, sign it already.
We're wasting time here.

Mom, make me some coffee.
- I'm on it, dear.

She's still fast asleep.
Might have to raise her rent.

Hey.

Hey, wake up. Hey.

Give me coffee first.

Here's the sting...

Morning. Granny's up.
Take her for a walk, quickly.

Why me? - You're the one who said
we should treat you like family.

Now get up and carry
your share of the load. Come on!

Sharayu.

You should've thought
before opening your mouth.

To that man,
family is just free help.

Coming! I've got class now.
- Bye!

Bye! - Bye!
- Wait a sec.

Get this mixer fixed.

And we're out of veggies.
Pick some up on the way.

Why are you dumping all this on me?
Think of me as your maid?

Nope. Considering you to be family.

You said you wanted
to be a family, remember?

And families do these sorts of jobs.
- Okay.

Now go and focus on your studies.

Why are you making so much rice?
- That girl's going to eat too, son.

She's so thin. How much can she eat?

That's enough.

Mom!
Dad's polished off all the food.

Not Dad. The girl did.

She's single
but eats like a small army.

She's a proper foodie.

And I thought she was
the dieting type. - Balu.

Your family's turned up
for the movie.

My lot's never turned up till now.
Today they will?

Actually, there's a girl with them.
- I'm dead.

Did she pay the money?
- She said you'd handle it.

That's why I showed up.

She probably wants regular seats.

That's what I asked too. But
she said she only wants recliners.

Recliners? That's
quite an expense...

We're the box office Balu's family.

Just take it out of his salary.
Alright then.

Are this many tubs enough?
Or shall I bring a sack?

I'm the senior staff here,

and I go out of the cinema,
cross the road

and eat my food at a stall there.

And are you munching
straight from the bucket?

Return it. Come on, now. Return it.

Quick! Quick!

Leave it, will you? We'll skip
dinner tonight in exchange.

We'll have to skip meals for
a week to pay for the popcorn.

Come on. Put it back.

Come on, then.
- Hurry up.

My throat's gone dry.
Grab me a cold drink.

Cold drink?
That'll cost you 350 here.

I don't need a litre.
Just 250 ml will do.

For 350, you'll get
barely two drops.

Oh, yes.
I'll just take a water bottle.

That's 80 rupees.

But water costs only 20.

Everything inside a cinema
is four times the price.

And if a middle-class person
accidentally enters a multiplex

then best to just stay seated
during the interval.

If you step out, it should
only for a loo break.

We can't afford to eat in here.

What now?
You planning to give a sob story?

It breaks my heart being
born in the middle class.

You were born posh, though.

You've just landed in the middle
class because of your behaviour.

Stop being dramatic
and watch the film.

Go on. Get going.

Give these tubs to someone else.
- Okay, sir.

Grandma.
Let's go. We're running late.

Put it in your ear.
Not on the table.

Hurry up and get ready.
We're late.

Where are we going?
It's the 1st today.

You've been here
three months now.

Time to go to your daughter's.
It's time.

She'll leave after a week.

What did you just say?
Please repeat it.

Yeah. It's the 1st today.
We've got to go.

Mom. - Yes? - Get ready.
- We need to head out.

She's no less than a film star.

She's got loads going on.

She runs her own business
in Rajamundry.

Hey, bro.
- Hi, hi...

Lakshmi. Take mom inside.

Heard your dad's failed again.

Yeah. He's not as sharp as you.

Could've easily passed by cheating.
Grandma told me everything.

I'm off. - Wait.
- What is it?

I got some photos of the girls
at my wedding. Have a look.

You're getting married.
Why should I look at the photos?

Let aunt pick.
She's got great taste.

That's why she picked uncle.

Humiliated me.

Our principal's a bit odd.

Morning, sir.
- Good morning. Good morning.

Is that all you know?

You 60-year-old schoolboy.
Stand up.

Sir. - Tell me, what's this?
- It's mud.

Wrong answer. It's your brain.

Brought it along
to show you what's in your head.

Hello.

Navya. - Sorry.
Subbu and I are getting married.

Swati was meant to be our witness.
But she didn't show up.

So I called you.
- Call them.

A court wedding?

What else could I do?
My family disagreed.

Madam...
Sir's calling you.

Sir.
They've arrived.

You're running late.
Where's the groom?

He must be on his way.

And who's this? - She's my friend.
She's here as a witness.

Will your friend lead a good life?
Can you vouch for that?

A lad who's making you
wait on your wedding day...

You think he'll be
able to look after you?

Sir.
Please don't start lecturing me.

Subbu's leaving his family for me.

He loves me.

Just because he's
leaving his family

you're marrying him without
even telling your parents?

If someone says you mean
more to them than their family

never fall for that lie.

A man who cares for his family
will care for his wife too.

Giving surprise gifts,
throwing wedding parties,

That's not what marriage is.

You need a guy who can
run a household.

Not someone taking out
loans just to buy you gifts.

You're probably thinking life
with a guy like that will be boring.

Life's actually good
with such blokes.

The ones who keep chasing girls
to impress them...

They don't even look at them
once they're married.

I've got nothing
against love marriages.

But fall for someone

who genuinely loves his family.

A good son always

turns out to be a good husband.
And later, a good dad, too.

Sorry. Really sorry. I'd gone to
a friend's to borrow some money.

It's all sorted now.

As soon as we're married,
we'll go on our honeymoon.

First, talk to your family about me.
Then we'll think about marriage.

Navya...
Please, Navya...

Just hear me out.
Please, listen, Navya.

Wait, Navya, please. Please!

The person you are dialling seems
unavailable to take calls right now.

Where have you been?
What took you so long?

What if something happened to you,
who would be responsible?

Actually, a friend of mine was
in some trouble. That's why.

Whatever it was...

Next time, if anything goes wrong,
call me. The world's a nasty place.

Dinner's ready.
Eat and go to bed.

"Sanskrit Chants"

"Sanskrit Chants"

"Sanskrit Chants"

"Sanskrit Chants"

What are you asking
with folded hands?

That He gives you brains
and you buy me a laptop?

You should've wished for a degree.
Go on, ask properly.

At least let me be at the temple!

Please help him pass.
- Listen.

Why are you making
your dad study at this age?

Is it for the money?

What does your dad do anyway?

He's got his own rice business.
- Oh.

When people ask me that same
question, I don't have an answer.

Dad's really worked
hard to raise us.

He's never taken a single rupee
from my aunt and uncle.

Yet they keep belittling him.

They call him a failure.

I just don't want anyone
calling my dad about that.

And what about me? No son
wants to see his father like that.

Dad only failed in academics.

That's why I'm pushing him
to pass now.

Other than that, I don't want
a single penny from his property.

This will cost 700 rupees to fix.

Prices of everything are going up.
Just not our salaries.

You should cut down
your expenses, too.

Because if you've got money, you've
got everything. Otherwise, nothing.

Hey... Dad... What's this now?
That stain suits you.

But why'd you go and force it?

I went to rough up those goons who
passed nasty comments about Sharayu.

Oh. So, did you get them?
- Nope.

Hey. Take on a politician.
Take on the police.

But not with students.

Kohli hit a six.
But I'll end up hitting you.

Oh.

And who do you think you are anyway?

Some kind of hero? Still clinging to
your youthful pride in your old age?

You do know hospitals
aren't cheap these days?

Why're you yelling at him?
Go shout at the ones who started it.

I can shout at them, mom.
But are they saints?

Who'll just stand there and take it?

If things turn violent,
I'll be the one ending up in hospital.

And if I don't get sick leave,
how will we run the household?

They strut around like students.
No clue what responsibility looks like.

But I do.
Because it's all on me.

Sit down.
Found the root of the drama.

So if someone trolls you online,
you don't react...

But if they say it to your face,
it stings?

And if it does sting,
get yourself a boyfriend.

Tell him to go knock them around.

What if it was your girlfriend,
instead of just me?

Girlfriend, eh? And mine, at that?
You don't know me yet.

You will, eventually. I don't
just fall for any girl on earth.

Balu was head over heels
for some girl in college.

He even said 'I love you' to her.
And one day, she tied

a rakhi on him,
in front of everyone!

From then on, people started
calling him 'rakhi brother.'

That day, he made a vow.
- What vow?

That if any girl ever says
'I love you' to him,

he'll force her
to tie a rakhi on him right there.

He'll make her tie rakhi
the moment she confesses love?

Even if he's just mildly suspicious.

So far, four girls have tied rakhi
on him. - Do it properly.

I said tie it, quick.

Who's Mr Balu here?

Is it a credit card bill?
Then, he's Mr Balu.

No, sir, it's a courier.
- Ah, a courier. That's me then.

Sign here, sir.

With love.
Some girl's sent you a shirt.

Didn't put her name, though.
- Show me.

I reckon she's your secret admirer.

Oh, hang on.

Hey, listen.
You head to the box office.

I'll go lock someone in the box.

Yes.
- Okay.

Grab this. And come on.

Where to?
- You'll find out soon.

It's tuition time.
- Hey, Vaishu. Grab her bag, quick.

Yeah, I'm on it.
- Overwhelming love...

Go and get a rakhi.

This is not the month of August.
Where will I find a rakhi?

Hey, do you have the stock?

Yes, brother.
- Go.

He always gets three rakhis every
month. He has a lot of sisters.

Are you his sister too?
- Hey, don't make me punch you.

You will be cursed if you make
girls tie rakhi to you.

What? Who would curse someone
whose dad has been cursed?

I can't sin in this lifetime.

Come inside.
I will tell you.

Open the door!
Is someone in there?

Open the door!
Make it fast.

Balu, what are you doing here?
- Where is your dad?

Move aside.
- Hey! Wait!

Hello, uncle.

My name is Balu.
I work at Asian Cinemas.

We both study in the same class.

I came here to give you a love
report rather than a college report.

You work at Asian Cinemas and you
dared to think of marrying...

I am not here for that.
I am here to tell you something.

What do you want to say? Leave!
- Wait! Wait!

I am not here to be her lover.
I am here to be her brother.

Brother? - Yes, brother.
People fall in love too easily.

Whichever girl likes me, I make her
tie me rakhi and become her brother.

She has been
liking me for a while.

She even sent me a
shirt to impress me.

Shirt? I didn't send anything.

What? Who could have sent it
if you had not? Would it be her?

Give me the rakhi. Tie it.

I won't tie it to you.
- Of course, you will. Do it.

I love you.
- Silly girl, just stop it.

He works in the Asian cinemas.
Didn't you find anyone better?

Tie it to him.

Tie it to me.

Clear your intentions.
Think of me as your brother.

This is your gift for tying the
rakhi. These are movie tickets.

There's one ticket
for your dad too.

Take it.

If every boy acts like you,
fathers like me wouldn't be worried.

What is your problem
with my work anyway?

You kept saying that I work at
the Asian Cinemas.

Where do you work?
- PVR.

Put it down.

If anyone has any doubts,
feel free to ask.

Why isn't anyone speaking up?
- They took an oath of silence.

Hey, get out of here.

Get out!
- Why do you always send me out?

Get out! - I have been studying from
out there for 20 years now.

Get out!
- I am leaving.

I think you have a doubt.

Yes, sir.
- Ask me.

Sir, I am in love with someone.

I don't know how to propose to him.

Give me an idea, sir.

Sir, give me an idea, please.

In a situation like this,
one should quietly walk away.

My teacher told me that.

Only demons stay awake all night.

Only a demon would force girls
to tie him a rakhi.

Do I look like a demon to you?

What about what girls do?

Meditation? Or only tension?

Listen to my sad destiny.

I was madly
in love with someone for two years.

She always giggled at me.

When I was focused on my studies

she used to disturb me
by talking nonsense.

She knew I don't have notes.
She always asked me for notes.

There would be other seats.
But she always sat next to me.

She used to brush slightly
my arm with her fingers.

Any man would think she loves me
and she is scared to express it.

I thought I would be the brave one.
I went to propose to her.

I held her hand and began talking.

She held my hand
and tied the rakhi first.

I couldn't tolerate that.

I was crying in the corner
all by myself.

That's when she came and said,
'Bro, won't you give me a gift?'

She was worried about gifts
and not my tears.

A girl buys a rakhi for ten rupees.
But she demands thousands in return.

Rakhi is an emotional
festival for boys.

Girls made a habit of turning
it into a commercial festival.

If the government sets a GST
on the money earned on rakhi

it would become a highest
collected GST record.

They say government employees make us
run in circles to get our work done.

But girls make us run in circles
far more than they do.

If a girl is online late at night,
it is because she needs freedom.

If a boy is online late at night,
it is because he is trapping a girl.

If a girl's status is single on
social media, she definitely is.

But if a boy's status is single,
it means a girl broke up with him.

Did anyone think about
why girls are called hot?

Because she can set fire to a
boy's life whenever she wants.

If a boy compliments a girl, it
is said he has bad intentions.

If he doesn't, he is
blamed for being neglectful.

If a boy's phone is filled with loan
apps, it is pretty clear to everyone.

It means he has a high
maintenance girlfriend.

If a girl's phone is filled
with shopping apps

It means she has a very rich
guy wrapped around her fingers.

I don't know whether a woman
is behind a man's success.

But a woman is definitely
behind a successful man.

Men have written many
books in the name of love.

They have written poems
to describe a girl's beauty.

Did any woman write a few lines
about a man, let alone a poem?

No! She is her own favorite person.

Boys do calculations for
solving math problems.

But girls love someone
based on their calculations.

They want to go to expensive places.
They want expensive gifts.

A boy manages to have a small place
in her heart after doing all of that.

But boys only ask for
one thing from a girl.

What is it?
- Not what you are thinking about.

Boys have to work so hard
to get anything in their life.

Girls get their job done by smiling and
flashing their eyelashes at someone.

Get the job done?

You don't waste your energy
or money on anything.

I have no intentions of becoming
a puppet in someone's hand.

Love is an illusion where a boy is trapped
under a girl's claw like a prisoner.

We will arrange a luxury bedroom.
We will hire a full-time caretaker.

We will arrange
for healthy food.

There are two
people to take care of.

Everything will be
arranged for mom there.

Mom will not have any trouble there.

What happened?
Why did you call me out of nowhere?

They want to send your
grandmother to an old age home.

50,000 rupees per month.
- You don't have to hear this.

We need to pay 10,000 rupees extra.

What's your problem with grandma?
- We are busy with our own work.

It is getting harder
to take care of her.

Of course.

I will pay your share as well.
Don't overthink this.

Hey! Where are you taking mom?
- Grandma will live with us now.

You don't have to worry
about taking care of her.

Grandma is here because she wants to
spend some time with her grandchildren.

You cannot do this to her

will send you to old age home.

You might have millions
in your bank account.

But my son is a true gem.

Why were they fighting?
- They were fighting for you.

They all want you to live
in their house with them.

But I refuse them, saying that
my grandmother will be with me.

My grandson loves me so much.
- Of course, I do.

How long do you need to get ready?

Oh! This is the gift.
You still kept it safe.

I would have kept it for myself
if this was one size bigger.

There is a letter in this.

Letter?
Read it.

Oh! She knows you better than I do.

She got confused with the spelling of
quality and wrote the spelling of the brand.

But she is the topper of our class.

Give it to me.

I get it now.

What happened?
Where are you going?

Will you never change?

You're messing with me again.
You sent that shirt, didn't you?

I can't even buy myself underwear
with the money you gave me.

How do you think I can
afford an expensive shirt?

Look at the spelling of quality.
There's K instead of Q.

Are you testing me?

Hey, this is Sharayu's handwriting.

She is the one messing with you.

So she is my secret lover.
- Rakhi.

This is it.

How much was the shirt?
- 4000 rupees.

Oh no!
- Did you think I won't find out?

Step away.
- Wait!

Hey!

Do you think this is a joke?

Wait!

Wait! Where are you going? I
will not let you get away with this.

Hey!

Hey, Badshah!

Take this.
- Tie it to me.

I am in love with you.
I won't tie it to you.

I won't take no for an answer.

Did your parents send you to the
city to study or to fall in love?

I don't mind if you don't love me.
But I am not tying this to you.

How can you not? The girl
from the bus did it, didn't she?

She wasn't easy to deal with. Every
girl should go through what I did.

Stubborn boys like you
are just talking parrots.

I will shut you up.
- How?

Did you finally make him a lover?

Balu?
I think his system is shut down.

How dare she kiss you?

I will make her tie
ten rakhis to you.

Balu?
- I cannot show my face to anyone.

Just save some
dignity and walk away.

Hey…

The light is on. Let me check.

I can feel the electricity pass
through me whenever I think about it.

I might get a short
circuit if I go closer.

This is the balance amount.
Sharayu gave it to me.

Why did she give it now?
This is not the end of the month.

She is done with her exams.
She is going back to her home.

Is it?

We are your family too. Think about
us when you come to Hyderabad.

Okay, aunty.

You are so sweet.

You should stay here
for a few more days.

'I hope she stays
for a little longer.'

Dad asked me to come home urgently.

I will book a cab.

You don't need a cab.
Balu will drop you.

Ghagra is worn along with a choli.
My dear, have a happy Holi.

Don't you have a sister?
- How could you tease girls?

Why are they giving
us this attitude?

Oh, I know I am getting
too excited about this.

Look at the girl in the backseat.
I am going to kiss her.

Balu stopped the bike.

I think I angered him.

Will you tease her now?
Do it. I dare you!

Hey!
Why did you beat him?

Who gave you the right to do so?
Are you my boyfriend?

Tease me, man.
- Do it.

When I stay awake at night…

He is beating me.
- I will, too if you don't tease me.

He will beat me if I tease you.
You will beat me if I don't.

Why don't you understand this?
He is in love with you.

Why should I get beaten
up for someone else's love?

I will curse you both.

Boom.
Boom.

'Why should I care whether
she stays or leaves?'

'Why does it hurt
me to see her leave?'

Take this water.
When are you coming back?

I will pass my exams this time.
So I am never coming back. Bye.

That idiot was telling the truth.

Why was I angry when he teased you?

What? I can't hear you.

I thought I would never
love anyone in my life.

But I think I am in love with you.

I can't hear what you are saying.

I need to use one of your
tricks to make you understand.

Balu told us everything. Don't
call me uncle. Call me father.

Okay, father.

Hi. - Hi.
- Hi.

Go straight and take a right.

Don't take a left. Sir.

I have to talk to you.
- About what, sir?

Take this, sir.

Sir, how are you related to Sharayu?

She is my brother-in-law's daughter.

My brother-in-law is…

Against love marriages.

Oh!
- There is a reason for that.

My father made a
mistake 30 years ago.

He let my aunt marry
someone she likes.

He left my aunt 3 years
after their marriage.

Their love disappeared just
a few years after the wedding.

I will keep Prabhavati
happy forever.

No matter what you say,
My sister will not marry you.

I called you here to say that.

You have a friend who is
well settled in Mumbai, right?

I want to meet his family
with a wedding proposal.

We decided to elope and get married.

We were very happy.
But my brother-in-law wasn't.

He never even glanced at us.

I lost my wife to
cancer after a few years.

He didn't come to see her either.

It doesn't matter how much
a husband loves his wife.

Her family's void cannot be filled.

If you really love Sarasu

then forget about her.

I wouldn't make the same mistake.
I won't elope with her.

This is a love marriage. But I will
make it into an arranged marriage.

I will send my photo
and details to your house.

I look smart. They will like me.

He looks good. Take a look.
- He looks decent.

This boy is excellent. But he...

Forget about money. He looks decent.
What more do we want?

We will get engaged.

If you like the boy, let's
have the engagement soon.

This is a love marriage. But we will
make it look like it's arranged.

Yes.
- Thank you, sir.

You did the right thing
by informing me about this.

Okay. All the best.

Six. Seven.

Hey, bodybuilder.
Show some mercy on your hip.

You will have to use a hip belt.
Or you will become like grandma.

Your sister is calling.
- Put it on speaker.

Yes, aunt. Tell us.

Balu, your brother is
getting engaged tomorrow.

It is in Rajamundry. I will send
the location. All of you must come.

You should have
told us after it is done.

I told your uncle to make the calls
to all the close family.

I think he must have forgotten.
I am inviting you now. Please come.

She sent the location on WhatsApp.
Will the food be delivered to us?

Did you see that, mom?
Look how your daughter is.

She couldn't even send a car for us.
- What did you say?

What is he saying?
- Put on your hearing machine.

What are you saying?

Nothing.

How are you?

Go inside.
I will be right there.

Aunty, how are you? Go inside.

Here, take this.
Who are you calling?

Sharayu.
She lives in the same town.

I thought I would surprise her.
She isn't picking up the call.

Why are you so late?
Did you have a safe trip?

Why did you come alone?
Where is your wife?

Okay. Okay.

I didn't see you there.

Where is my brother?
- He will come later.

Where is the groom?
- He is inside. He is over there.

Thank you so much, dad.
- I am here.

Hello! What's up?

You finally came.

How did this happen so quickly?
- It was all sudden.

Who is the lucky girl?
- Show us her photo.

Why do you need a photo?
She must be around here somewhere.

Over there.

The one in the cream dress?
- No. Not her.

The one behind her.
The one in the violet dress.

Oh!
- How is she?

She looks great. She looks great.
Great. Great.

One second.
I will be right back. Hello?

My heart skipped a beat.

You are right.
- What is she doing here?

What are you doing here?
Are you here to meet me?

Why else?
- Is that how much you miss me?

I think about you all day.
I think about you all night.

He is lying. He wouldn't take two
days' leave to come and meet you.

Why are you here?
- My brother is the groom.

Is it?
- The bride is my cousin.

Oh wow! We are relatives.

Now our families will
get convinced easily.

Just wait and watch
how I will impress your family.

Hey, wait a minute.

Look, if you are the
brother of the groom

what would his wife be to you?

Sister.
- What would her sister be?

What?
- Have you lost your mind?

According to our traditions, if her
sister and your brother gets married

you both will become
brother and sister.

What nonsense are you talking about?
- I am telling the truth.

My dad is calling me.
- Jaya.

Who are you, son?

I...
- What is he talking about?

He is my brother's son.

Oh! So, based on our traditions

he will be my son.

What?
- What is your name?

Poor fellow, he is getting hiccups.

Balu.
- Balu. He is getting hiccups.

Sharayu.

Bring some water for your brother.

Brother?
- Take it.

Are you okay now?
I will introduce you to our family.

Come on. Everyone is here.
- Sir, I will meet them later.

He is my brother. Come here.

She is his wife.
The bride is their daughter.

She is older than Sharayu. That's
why she is getting married first.

He is your uncle.
She is your aunt.

Hello.
- Where is Jai Krishna?

Over there. - Come with me.
- Sir. Sir. Sir. - Dad!

Dad!
- Jai Krishna, listen to me.

He is my younger brother.
She is his wife.

They are your uncle and aunt too.

Their daughter will be..
- His cousin. - Correct.

Four of us have daughters.

Oh!
- Hey girls. This is your brother.

He is your brother because
of your sister's wedding.

Say hi to him.
- Hi, brother.

Hi. - Let the wedding happen.
You can do this later.

Being engaged is almost the same
as getting married.

Am I right? She is my aunt.

She lives with us.

Hello, son.

What would my aunt be to you?
- Sister.

Why would she be? She is your...
- Sir.

The entire world would call a woman
of her age as grandma.

Don't get back to square one.
Don't give me new relations.

Come on, brother. Let's go.

Take him away. Take him away.

Brother, you must put
henna on our hands.

Did you eat something?

His appetite is full after
a series of shocking news.

Alright.
Let him have fun with that.

Oh, you are here.

Hey, I got down
from the car just now.

How can you still ask me that?

I have to ask, right?

Did you have breakfast?
- Who has their breakfast at noon?

I will take care of that.
Arrange a few chairs over there.

Hello.
- Hello. - Please come in.

You...
- I am the groom's uncle. - Oh!

She is my wife. She is my mother.
She is my daughter.

If you are the uncle of the groom

you are like my brother. Come in.
- Yes, sir.

Don't call me, sir.
Call me, brother.

Okay, brother.
- Don't be so formal.

Call me, bro.
- Alright, bro. Let's go.

Come here.
- What do you do, bro?

I have a rice business.

Don't make relations here.
- It is good to make relations.

Where are your children, bro?

My daughter is over there.

Sharayu.

I introduced you to
your brother, Balu, right?

She is his mother.
He is his father.

So these are your aunt and uncle.

Then don't call me uncle,
call me dad instead.

Alright, okay, dad!

Say hello, dear.
- Yes.

Please come inside.

Oh, and what did you say?
It is good to socialize.

What's going on here?

And where is he? - He's applying
henna to his sisters!

First, apply it to me.
- Brother, I am the first.

No, I said apply to me first.

Enough now. Give me your hand.
I will draw Saturn here.

And me?
- I will draw Jupiter here.

Pluto, son, come here a moment.

What is going on here, man?

He's my co-father-in-law
and he's calling me 'brother'!

He turned me
from father-in-law to uncle!

Even soap operas
don't have this many relationships!

Are you staring at me?

What did I do wrong? - Let me remind
you, let's go into flashback.

Dad, Sharayu said you'd talk
to her father.

I'll do it at the right time, let
me pass. We will go as a rich.

If you had spoken
to her dad that day,

then they both would've
been brother and sister,

and we both would've been a couple!

Just once, be useful to me.

Even garbage
is useful to make electricity.

Hey, bro, should I bring you coffee?
- No, we don't need anything.

My hunger has been satisfied
just by all this drama.

Even TV serials don't have this many
plot twists in relationships.

Come on, it's time for the ritual.
Hurry up!

Hey brother, the ceremony
is starting! Please come! - Yes.

Even my sister hasn't
called me 'brother' this many times.

This guy's treating me
like I'm his real brother.

'Brother, do this,
brother do that, brother.'

Today,
fulfil your duty as a father.

Stop this engagement right now!

Me?
- Yes, you. - How can I do this?

You're the real expert
at ruining things.

You'll ruin the engagement, too!
Just snap your fingers.

Look, what I will do. Nice dress.

Come. - Well, since it's such
a good auspicious time,

let me tell you all.

An auspicious time for the wedding
has been found.

On 6th September 2023,
Wednesday, at exactly 9:36 AM.

If, during this time,
Mr Yarlagadda Prabhakar

and Mrs Maheshwari's only son,
Chiranjeevi Madhunandan,

is married to Mr Murali Krishna
and Mrs Meena's eldest daughter,

Saubhagyavati Sindhu,

then it will be absolutely ideal.
If this is acceptable to everyone.

Yes.

I accept. - Wonderful.
- What am I even saying?

The engagement already
happened right here!

We would like the wedding
to happen in Hyderabad.

It's considered a good omen
in our tradition,

if the wedding happens
at the groom's place.

What are you saying, sister?

In our family, this is a rare and
auspicious event after many years!

What, so weddings happen
every day in our house?

Do you think our home
is some kind of function hall?

That's not what I meant, brother.

If the wedding happens,
then our parents will bless us.

Nonsense.

So, are only your parents important?

Don't our experiences count?

Parents are blessing you
from above, right?

So they can bless you whether it's
in Rajamundry or Hyderabad.

Oh no, brother... - When people
pass away, they go up, right?

But that doesn't mean

they're sitting only
above Rajamundry village.

This whole family is ignorant.

Talk with some respect, brother.
- Respect? Let it go to hell.

Calm down, brother.
- Hey.

Hey.

How dare you touch me?

Brother-in-law, don't fight.

You stay quiet. - Why are you
getting so fired up? - Hey, shut up.

You couldn't find any other family
to fix a marriage with.

He speaks so much.
- Yes.

What exactly are you so proud of?

They gave birth to daughters

and turned their house
into a girls' hostel?

We have a son,
so imagine how proud we must be.

You're insulting us
in our own house?

Then come outside.
Let's settle this there.

Come.
- Listen.

He is mad.

Just say it, dad.
Then tell us what we should do?

This wedding will take place
in Hyderabad.

That's not right, uncle, at least
ask the elders of their family.

I don't even ask my own mom. You
think I'm going to ask their elders.

You're sitting right here. Get up.

Let's go.
- Wait.

So what do you want?

That our entire family,
our emotions,

our traditions,
should be tossed aside

and we come to Hyderabad
for the wedding.

Yes. That's exactly what.
- Okay, what's the big deal in that.

Look, I'm their brother,
so they'll listen to me.

And I'm your brother too,
so I'll listen to you.

And now that the wedding
is happening in Hyderabad.

Sindhu's brother, Balu.

He'll take care of all
the wedding arrangements there.

Are you happy now?

I am happy.
- We too.

Let's proceed further.

I failed again.
- As always.

[chanting]
- Hold this.

[chanting]

What will happen now, Balu?

The engagement
is done now, right? Speak.

More proposals can come
for your sister too.

My brother
will also get many proposals.

If their wedding breaks off,

both of them will have
other options for marriage

but we won't have any.

Somehow,
I need to stop this marriage now.

Do you trust me?

Aunt, before finalizing
this relationship,

did you think it through properly?

About what? - About their status
and their reputation.

Do you know what all
the villagers were saying?

Where your aunt comes from,
such a high-status family

and this girl is
from such a low one.

Really?
- I'm telling the truth.

Everyone was saying their son
should marry some big heroine.

They have money...

There is no need.
Who even marries for money nowadays?

I like the girl,
and I like her family too.

No matter what anyone says,
I'll marry her only.

You...

Hey, Balu. Get up.
We have to leave.

Where?

Station.
- Who is coming?

You just come along,

I'll explain on the way.
Start the bike.

He doesn't even
let me sit properly in peace.

Come on.

Wait,
at least tell me something properly!

Give me two platform tickets.

Now, at least tell
me what's going on?

Wait, dad!

Dad, why did you bring me here?

Yay!

Yes. I passed!

I passed!

I have passed away!

I passed, son.
I have passed away.

It's 'I have passed',
not 'passed away'!

Yay!

Call Sharayu, she also passed!

Balu. Greetings, son.
- Yes, greetings.

Why should I tell you where I am?
- I'm your uncle.

Uncle? I don't have any uncle
like that. Do you understand?

Uncle Krishna.

Krishna who?
Hang up the phone.

Sharayu's dad's name is Krishna.
- Oh!

Oh, uncle.
Greetings.

We're all coming
to Hyderabad tomorrow, right?

Okay. - I tried calling your aunt,
but the call didn't go through,

so I called you instead.
- Okay.

Can you come to the station
to pick us up, son?

Okay. - And yes, please be sure
to save my number. - I will.

Uncle Krishna.
- Uncle. Okay, bye.

Father-in-law Krishna.

Why are you saving his number
as 'father-in-law'? - Dad.

He is my father-in-law,
that's what I'll write, right?

One minute.

Yay!
- That's enough!

Save the rest of your
energy for stopping the wedding!

Hi.
- Hello. - Why is she so angry?

Hi, uncle. Was the journey okay?
- It's good. - Come.

Hey.
- How did you come so early?

Weren't people supposed
to come a week before the wedding?

We thought since
a festival is coming up,

we can celebrate that along
with the wedding. - Oh, good.

Hi, brother.
- Welcome.

Please come in.

He brought whole team.

Hey, you're still the same.
- Yes, I am like this.

Don't forget to come
to the festival, okay? - Oh.

Which festival are they talking
about that made them come early?

Holi is done, Diwali is done,
Christmas... - Raksha Bandhan.

I think this guy was born
just to ruin me.

If it were up to me...

Balu, stop the car for one minute!

What happened, uncle?
- Hey, look, it's a rakhi shop!

Everyone gets down quickly,
let's buy rakhis!

Which one should I show you?
- Yes, this one is very nice.

Brother, show me this one, too.

Brother, new stock has arrived.

Very good.
- Do you know him?

He's a regular customer.
- Alright.

Until today, my daughters never had
a brother, but now they have you.

For the first time in her life,
they'll tie a rakhi.

Look how happy they are!

Let me go and check on them.

You had a thing for girls
tying rakhis on you, didn't you?

Don't say that!
- Are you crying?

You don't know
but tears are coming out.

Uncle,
maybe he has an eye infection.

Oh.

Take care of it.
- Acting like a detective.

He is talking all sweet,
is planning to write a book?

If it ever comes to,
tying a rakhi on your hand,

I'll chop this hand off!
Got it?

Even rakhi shops
don't get this crowded!

What are you going
to do with so many rakhis?

I'll tie all the rakhis to you!

You're getting so many rakhis tied,
are you some big movie star?

I thought you'd never get your degree,
not even on your deathbed.

Whose death are we talking about,
yours or mine?

Hey, no, I didn't mean that!

I'll have my degree
in hand within 10 days.

I should get my share.
Understood?

What happened, son?
Why the long face?

Bye.
- Bye. - I'll tell you.

On this Rakhi festival,
- Look at this.

Pawan Star Pawan's film Annavaram

will air on our channel
tomorrow at 3 PM.

That's why he's upset.

Until now, he had only one sister
who tied him rakhi,

but starting tomorrow,
he'll have seven new sisters

tying seven new rakhis.
That's the problem.

Brother, Rakhi is tomorrow,
what will you gift us?

I want a good gift!

Listen, let's buy eight gifts
or order them online,

we'll get a good discount.
- Shall I give it to you?

Hey, why are you rubbing salt
into his wounds? Are you crazy?

Get lost. - My hands
and legs are already shaking.

Hey, why so much tension
over such a small thing?

We celebrate Navratri
for 9 days, Sankranti for 4 days,

and rakhi is just for one day.

Just disappear for a day,
problem solved!

Dad, you've gotten so smart
since getting your degree!

I want to kiss you.

I'll be back.
- Enjoy!

I didn't expect this
from you, uncle.

The world runs on expectations.

Namaste, come in.

Thank you, brother. Happy Rakhi.
- Thanks, Rakhi.

Namaste. - Rakhi is short
for Ramakrishna, right?

Brother is hilarious.
- This is how I am, Jackie.

Short for Jayakrishna.

By the way, brother,
is Balu home?

No, he's gone out, Mukhi.

Short for Murali Krishna.
- When will Balu be back?

He said he'd be back soon.
Come in, please.

Do you take your medicines on time?
- All this was not needed.

We got it from a shop,
it stays fresh for weeks.

Hey, please have some, don't be shy.
- Sit, sister-in-law. How are you?

My child, I don't think you
understand relationships.

She is your sister,
and not sister-in-law.

And I am your uncle.

I have to do something about him.

He is your uncle,
and my daughter is your sister.

Do you get it?
- I do, father-in-law.

Why are you calling me
'father-in-law'? - Hey.

These Hyderabadi girls
call their own fathers 'uncle'.

No, no, I won't eat it at all.

Dad, we've been waiting
for two hours now.

His phone is switched off.
I think he's busy.

Shall we leave?
- She's right.

We have to make the
wedding preparations.

We can't stay for long.
- Yes, yes.

When Balu gets here,
please tell him to visit us.

Sure. Should we pack some sweets
for you? - No, we ate enough.

Goodbye. Namaste.
- Goodbye, mother.

Bye. - All right then,
Brother Chiku, let's meet soon.

Brother, when you shorten my name,
it feels like you're humiliating me.

Oh.
- Call me 'brother'.

Okay, brother,
let's meet soon. Bye.

Sir, please.
Take me to the police station, sir.

Hey, shut up and go in.
- Lock me up, I'll be safe there.

I don't want to go in, sir,
please take me back.

Start walking!
- No, sir, take me...

Take me back with you.
- Didn't I tell you to go in?

Hey, what's the matter?
- Is he your son?

No, he...
- No, he's my son.

He crashed into a police car
while intoxicated last night.

He spent the night
in the lock-up.

He's been saying since morning
that he doesn't want to go home.

Does he think
that the police station is a lodge?

Sir, here's something
for your troubles.

I assure you that he won't
repeat this ever again.

Use some of it to repair the car.
- All right.

No!

According to Sections 645, 945
and 845,

you have to arrest us for our crime.

Whether you hold my collar or
fall at my feet, I won't arrest you.

Films have turned you
into fools.

Corrupt officer.
- Yes, I'm corrupt.

Come on, start the car.

I will complain to your supervisors.

Do as you please,
I'm not scared.

What are you waiting for?

Your brother is here,
tie him 'rakhis'. - Sir!

I've not bathed since yesterday,
I haven't even brushed my teeth.

He's come from the police station.
- Yes, I stink.

Let him bathe first.
- A station is usually clean.

Such a headache.

I have to get 'rakhis' tied.

Don't you think that Balu
is taking a lot of time?

Yes, you're right. He goes on time
but doesn't come back quickly.

Once, he went in
on the first day of Navratri

and came out last.

Why does he need so much time?

Yes, yes, he likes to celebrate
festivals in the bathroom.

Let me go and check.
- Balu, my son.

Uncle, Balu's stomach takes
its sweet time. - Balu, my son.

Balu.

Balu.

Balu?
- I'm coming.

Balu.
- Uncle, listen to me.

He's in the washroom.
- He's been in there for an hour.

When will he come out?
His stomach might be upset.

Balu. Give him some time.
- Hey, let me speak to him.

Balu? - I'm coming, uncle.
Give me five minutes.

My stomach's upset.

Balu, your sisters
are eagerly waiting

to tie 'rakhis'.
- Your sister...

I'll finish my business soon,
and I'll be there, uncle.

My son? Balu?

Hey, stop knocking,
it's making things worse.

Uncle, you'll stress him out
and cause problems.

Hey, why is he stressed?
Let me ask him. - Balu.

'I know it's wrong,
but I have no other option.'

Mummy!

He's hurt, he wanted to shave
his beard, but he cut his wrist.

That's why I was asking you
to stop knocking.

'What's this?'

Is the dressing proper?

The wound's been dressed,
now you tie the 'rakhis'.

Enough, stop chanting
the 'rakhi' mantra.

As if she is very important.

If she isn't there,
everything will fall apart.

I'm writhing in pain.

Brother, you were trying to shave,
so the cut should be here,

then how did you cut your wrist?

I applied the cream, I was shaving
like this, and then it got cut.

So the cut should be on your
left hand, not the right... right?

Is she your daughter? I'm glad she
didn't take after her father.

You're right, dear.
Let me tell you how.

The thing is, I couldn't see
through shampoo's lather.

I couldn't see anything.

As I shaved in that condition,
I got a cut.

Does anyone else
have any questions?

My brother is right here. Can't you
tie him the 'rakhis' instead?

Tie the 'rakhis' to him.
He's three months older.

Yes, please tie it.
- Hey, Badshah, hold out your hand.

Tie it, sister.

Wait, you can't tie a 'rakhi'
to just anyone, my child.

Tie him a 'rakhi' next year.

Namaste. Goodbye. Namaste.

Dad, I forgot to get my phone.
- Go and get it.

Goodbye.
- Hey, you cut your wrist?

I had no other option left.

Does it hurt?

Yes, but if you had tied a 'rakhi',
it would've hurt a lot more.

I've got the painkiller.

Close your eyes.

Here you go, have this tablet
and your pain will vanish.

The mood was so sweet,
and you turned it bitter.

Sharayu, my child? - He always
shouts at the wrong time. Go, go.

Why does she keep tablets with her?
- Such a lovely moment it was.

Brother, let's go there.
- Hey, Ganga! Stay with us.

We've named our daughters
after rivers. - Oh.

Sindhu, Sharayu, Narmada,
Yamuna, Ganga, Kaveri.

And if a boy is born,
name him 'Brahmaputra'. - Hey!

Don't listen to him,
he's too naive.

Hey, Ganga!

Come with me for a minute.
Come.

Balu, I want to tell you a secret,
but don't tell anyone. - Tell me.

He's one of us. Tell me.

I think your sister is involved
with someone.

Vaishu. Vaishu,
come here.

Oh, no.
- Are you involved with someone?

Me?
- Yes.

Which fool told you?
- He did.

I meant the other sister, Sharayu,
and not her.

Oh, the other sister.
- You go.

How do you know this?

She always goes to a corner

and speaks to someone in secret.

She's doing it right now.
Look.

Did you see?

Balu, I think your phone's ringing.
Just check.

No, no, he can't answer it now.
- Why not?

How can I answer a call when such
an important discussion is going on?

Before our eldest brother finds out,

we must find that boy
and beat him up.

It's impossible, sir, how will we
find that boy? - Exactly.

In Hyderabad, she was staying
as a paying guest somewhere.

Ever since Sharayu returned,
she's always on her phone.

We just need to find out
where she used to stay.

He might look like a fool, but
his detective skills are amazing.

Put his case on hold somehow.

You've got to prepare for a wedding,
and you're worried about all this?

If the guests get upset,
it will be a problem.

I'm going.
- I'm so sick of his nonsense.

Goodbye.
- It went well.

Look how beautiful
the Lord's idol is.

Brother, you're here?

If you're done with everything,
let's go. Come on.

Hey, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

Yes, yes.

Amazing!

You're going for an arranged
marriage, and not a loved one?

Amazing! - Something's getting
arranged, but not our marriage.

We have no problems with our
horoscopes, or money problems.

I have some other problem.
- What happened?

Don't laugh, sir, please.

I don't know the solution
to this problem.

My fate is cursed. I fell in love
with a girl from this family.

Hey, you...
- Just a minute, sir.

Hey, where are you going? Hey!

Listen.

Didn't your dad's aunt
have a love marriage?

Yes, so?

And she eloped
and got married, right? - Yes, so?

Everyone has a past
before they get married.

So what?
- You didn't get it?

Youth is such that one's bound
to fall for someone.

Wow, such great logic.

In a horror movie,
family members die one by one.

Just like that, his family members
are eloping to get married. - Hey.

Stop your nonsense.
- Hey.

If your sisters invariably
fall in love,

then we'll surely find some clues.

We open their chapters,
and your marriage is off.

You're right. I've always been
suspicious of her sister.

Hey, you both are wrong.
- Wrong? Let me give you a demo.

One or two. Number Three...
Where is Yamuna flowing?

Look over there,
the river is joining the sea.

I'll talk to you later.

Saw that? Number Four...
Where is Narmada?

There. She's chatting with someone.
I'm sure it's a 'chat' seller.

She won't fall for just anyone.

You don't have a clue.

Girls these days are falling for
rickshaw drivers and 'chat' sellers.

Number Five and Six.
Over there, Ganga and Kaveri.

Look what they're doing.

The other girls are playing
Ring Around the Rosie,

but your sisters
are playing with boys.

Such a great family, man.
- Got it?

All sisters are super fast.
- Yes.

That means my sister...
- Is surely involved with someone.

Tell us the name of her college,
we'll do the rest.

SSN College.
- SSN College?

SSN College...

Hey!
- Rajesh studied there.

Yes, tell me.
- Listen, could you do me a favour?

Did a girl named 'Sindhu'
study at your college?

Yes.
- Tell me about her.

My brother is
getting married to her,

so we wanted to know
more about her.

She was such a good girl.
Many boys were crazy about her,

but she didn't even look at them.
All were scared of her.

Your brother is fortunate.
She'd be a great partner.

Shut up, hang up.
- She's a fox.

How do I find out?
Listen.

Which company did she work for
in Bangalore? - Infosys.

Infosys.
- No one I know can work there.

Who's working at Infosys?
Yes, my friend Satya.

Hello, Satya.
- Yes, tell me.

Does Sindhu from Rajamundry
work at your office? - Yes, yes.

She's my girlfriend's friend.
- Oh. By the way,

is she involved with any boy...
- What are you saying?

We work in software,
she'll have a boyfriend.

Really? Yes!

I found out
that they broke up recently. - Oh.

We even went on a trip together.

Is that so? Listen, can you send me
their photo of their trip?

I'm having food right now. I'll send
it in ten minutes. - Thanks.

We'll get the evidence
in ten minutes.

Hey, see if they're
distributing the offering.

I think it's all gone by now.
- Huh?

Hey!
- I got it, let's go.

Fear the Almighty, you sodomite.

Hey, Madhu.
Madhu, come downstairs.

Hey, Madhu. Madhu...
- He's over here.

Hey.
- It's good that you guys came.

This is the interior design
of my house in Bangalore.

How does it look?
Will your sister like it?

Not just his heart,
even his house will shatter.

Hey,
stop worrying about the design.

Tell me, does she like you?

Yes, she does.
- Do you have any proof?

She smiled at me when we first met.

She even smiles
at the neighbours.

We're on calls
late into the night.

How can you find out what's
in her heart through a phone?

Then how should I find out?
- Girls these days are a mystery.

What are you trying to say?

Be strong and listen to the truth.

She has a boyfriend already.

She's cheating on you.

Forget her and call off the wedding.

Call it off. - It's all a lie,
I don't trust you at all.

I knew it. That's why I've ordered
some hot and fresh evidence,

from Bangalore.

Bangalore? - Look, here's the proof.
Look at it. Take your time.

Open your eyes wide and see.

Balu, I'm her boyfriend.
Please don't tell anyone.

Hey, this is cheating.
You were working in Chennai, right?

Chennai to Bangalore
is just one hour by flight.

His uncle is against love marriages.

That's why I planned all this.

Does that mean your plan
is the same?

Who else has the same plan?
- A fool I know.

He just planned everything,
but he didn't do anything. Come on.

What are they even saying?
- Nothing makes sense.

Hey, do you want to bump
into the wall?

We've got to go the other way.

Snap out of it.
- I don't understand anything.

What's wrong, man?

A great plan is in the trash now.

Uncle, how does this look?

Your wife-to-be will like it.

Call her and ask.
- Could you give me her number?

You both are getting married
in five days,

and you still don't have her number?

How on earth will he have it, uncle?

Was he her boyfriend
in Bangalore?

Hey, hey.
- It's not a love marriage.

What's this, man?
- Sorry, I said it in anger.

Why do you want
to set my pants on fire?

That's what he wants to do.
- Huh? What did you say?

This dress looks good on you,
and add this to the bill.

How will I stop this wedding?

Where is my son?
- The orphan is over there.

Balu, my child,
look at this photo.

Tell me, what do you think?

A fool. He looks like he sells
pens on trains.

The photo was taken in poor
lighting. He looks good in person.

He'd be perfect for your sister.

Are you drunk?
She's a child. She's in school.

I'm not talking about her,
I'm talking about Sharayu.

He's our distant relative,
and thereby, yours, too.

You're right. Here you go.

Take a knife and slit
your daughter's throat,

but don't get her married to him.

Marriage always spells doom, sir.
Please. - What?

Your dad finds matches for you
like a spider weaves its web.

Oh, God. Uncle is coming.
Leave, leave.

How much does this cost?
- 150, sir, do you want one?

No, it's too cheap.

Yes, keep it.
- And that one?

50, sir.

Balu, I was right.

She has saved his contact as 'Baby'.
I saw it.

Hey, the poor man's Sherlock Holmes,
aren't you full?

Why are you eating my head?
- Pain in my head.

Professor Calculus.

Why just worry about Sharayu?
Try digging into the eldest's past.

Oh, no.
She's very decent.

I checked her phone
and found nothing.

All her contacts were girls,
and not a single boy.

Madhurima, Madhulata,
or Madhupriya. Am I right?

Madhurima is her best friend,
they talk to each other daily.

Is that so?
- Yes.

Madhurima is your brother, Madhu.

All the smart girls save their
boyfriends contact them like this.

And the fools save it
as 'Sweetheart', 'Baby', and so on,

just like your girlfriend.

Can I ask you something?

That girl in the yellow dress
is your daughter, isn't she?

Yes, yes.
- She likes 'pani puri' a lot.

She goes to college
by rickshaw, right?

How do you know that?

Your daughter is a 'nibbi'
of the highest order.

What does 'nibbi' mean?
- Smart girls

are called 'nibbi' in the city.

And smart boys
are called 'nibba'.

It's social media slang.
- Is that so?

Then both my daughters are 'nibbis'.

'This army of fools will first eat
the food, then they'll eat me alive.'

Yuck!

What's the matter?
- What can I tell you?

The loo stinks. No idea why hotel
toilets are always such a mess.

Look over there.
- Bro, that guy who thrashed me

the other day for flirting
with a girl, he's the duffer.

Hey, tease her in front of me.

Leave it, mate.
He's here with family.

Hey, I'm sitting right here.
Go on then, tease.

I like a bit of whiskey. That girl in
the blue dress, stunning, isn't she?

Excuse me, keep your
behaviour in check, please.

When an old man's daughter wears
a Banarasi sari, my heart is axed.

Wow, just wow.

Uncle, they're proper thugs.
Just leave it.

Please sit down.
- What do you mean 'leave it'?

We're supposed just to ignore them?

One more wrong move
and I'm calling the cops.

Right, let's order something now.

Is there a mute button for aunty?

I told you just to ignore them.

They're all mouth, no action.

Let's get out of here.

Bro, your phone's ringing.
- Who is it?

Yeah, we've already left.

Hey!

What now?

Are you dumb?

'Super shot! And a six!'

Did you see that?
That's what brothers are like.

Sis has got nothing to worry about.

Hey.
- Let me go.

Oh no!
He's hit me again!

Sorry, bro, I mean, I'm saying sorry
to your sister, I mean my sister.

Sorry, bro. She didn't tie a rakhi,
and you're still looking out for her.

Please, let me go.
- What if she had tied one?

She used to be your girlfriend.
Now she's your sister?

From today, bro, I won't tease
your sister, aka your girlfriend.

Did you see that?

You got all emotional. I thought
you were going to get caught.

But look at you now,
everyone thinks you're a hero.

They don't see you
as a lover anymore.

You're like a brother
to all those girls. - Cut it out.

You're the world's brother now.
- Come on, bro, let's go.

Bro?
I'm nobody's brother, alright?

Why is your dad hell bent on
making me your brother?

Why are you shouting at me now? What
was the point of fighting there?

So, what was I meant to do?
Let them tease you?

Alright, forget that. - Why are
you crying to your brother about it?

Oh! Why do you keep making up
relationships like this? Get lost.

My bro is still upset.
I'll talk to you later.

What brings you here? - I came here
because my cousin lives in Kakinada.

Lovely family.
She's got a daughter, too.

Planning to make her my sister now,
are you? - No, Balu.

She'd make a perfect wife,
not a sister.

I don't want to get married.

One look at her photo and
you'll change your mind.

You'll be ready with
the wedding band!

Dad, why the pressure?

What pressure? I'm getting
your brother married, that's all.

Shut it. Not another word
about this, alright? Or I'm off.

Hello? Yes, son-in-law.
Sending you the location. Alright.

Sharayu's fiancé is on the way.
- Yes.

Yes. - So I want you to give him
a proper welcome. - Of course.

That's why I'm here.

Mate, that was some entrance!
Legendary stuff, brother!

Careful, bro, you'll fall.

One more photo, bro! Just one more!
Just one more!

That's enough. Cut it now.
- Alright, brother.

Come on, folks. Rally's done.
Grab something to eat.

All right, brother.

Record the video properly.
- Not just proper, epic.

Post it on your fan page.
- Will do, bro.

Here, your handkerchief. - Keep it.
- Okay, bro. Come on. Come on.

Where are you from?
- From the groom's side.

Doesn't seem like you got the
question. Where 'are' you from?

Same background as us.
- Oh! Hi there!

I'm Kula Shekhar. My caste
drives my religion and actions.

Hello, sir.
- And you?

He's one of us, too.
- Bit of a hybrid?

I could tell just by looking at his
face. Move over. Make some room.

Have you got a fat factory in your
belly? No one's going to buy it.

What is this?
- Quite a strange fellow...

Kula. - Yeah, go on.
- It's boiling outside.

Then why did you come on a bike?
Why not take the car?

My people won't see me in a car.

That's why I went for a bike rally,
for people of my caste.

Want a better idea to
show off your power? Walk.

Walk?
- Shut it.

What a strange bloke.
- Sir, your coffee.

What's your caste?
- Sorry, what?

What caste?
- Human caste.

And I've worked here for years.

Only our lot can be this silly.

Not everyone's like you. Hey, you're
not from our community, are you?

Other caste...

How dare you?
What's going on here?

Who's in charge of
the wedding stuff?

Don't they know?
Why should I...

What's all this about? Is there
a problem? - You know how it is.

Loads of our people
don't even have jobs.

And you've hired outsiders.
He's not even from our caste.

Hey. Got the catering number?
- Yeah. Pass it to aunty.

All right, father.
- There you are.

Honoured to meet you, sir.
- Who does he think he is?

He's obsessed with
this caste rubbish.

Let it go, son.

Sorry, dad.
I've come a long way on the bike.

How's your dad, son-in-law?
He's busy with community stuff.

Busy, really.
He's party president, after all.

Working on a speech
to bash the other caste.

I was meant to write that speech.
But had to show up here.

So he's writing it now.

Not sure if I should even ask, but
Where's Sharayu?

I reckon she's upstairs.
- Balu.

Take him to Sharayu, will you?
- Yeah, sure.

You know who he is, right?
- Yeah, my brother.

He's not your brother.
He's here to marry your sister.

Oh, give it a rest, sir.

You're always going on about some
family plan. Seriously, stop it.

Humanity counts as a relationship,
too. Don't forget that.

Now off you go, get to work.
Come on, Kule.

Kula, I'll catch you later.

The poor guy sorted the whole wedding
out on his own and is flustered.

Ooh, sweets!
- Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on.

The person who made
these sweets isn't from our caste.

People from our caste
can't make decent sweets.

You'll end up throwing up
if you eat that. Let me eat it.

You're the pride of our caste.
I'm not letting you touch it.

You don't even belong to the party.
Why'd you give it to him?

He's a hybrid.

He is lucky.
- Hey, listen, listen.

Let me tell you a little secret.

I've fancied Sharayu
since we were kids.

Why?
Because she's pretty?

Nope,
because she's from our caste.

Come on, no one cares
about caste these days.

Brilliant.
Step forward, mate.

My brother Gunashankar
thinks just like you.

He doesn't believe in caste either.
Still stuck as a clerk, poor bloke.

But me? I stick to caste rules.
That's why I'm where I am today.

Want to hear one more thing?

What? - I only give alms
to people from my caste.

What, you want our people
to end up as beggars?

You've got the wrong idea.
I just want our people

to be on top everywhere.

And by the way, those
fights that have occurred lately,

I was the mastermind.

Kula Shekhar is the real mastermind
behind all the caste-based violence.

So you're behind
the casting couch as well?

Obviously. He's got a finger
in every casting pie.

No, no, nothing like that!

Sure, I've chatted with a few girls
but never crossed the line.

I'm very well-behaved.
Top-notch character, that's me.

Narmada! How are you doing?
Loving the makeup, by the way.

Eww! Don't touch me!

You're practically my sister-in-law!

Yamuna!
Look at how grown-up you are.

Give me back my phone!
- Look, she's so naughty.

I've got to go.
Hand it over!

You know who the luckiest bloke
on earth is?

Me, I've got loads
of sisters-in-law!

Kula!
When did you show up?

Just now.
- Get a grip on yourself.

Got that? - Why did you go all timid
the moment he saw her?

The fellow has lost it.
One day, I just pinched her waist,

she struck my head with a stick.
Look, it's still swollen.

Yeah, it's properly swollen.

Sharayu! Sharayu!
How are you?

Beautiful!
Congratulations, Sindhu.

Thanks, Kula. After Sindhu,
it's our turn now... Oh, dear...

Why are you so fiery?

If we get hitched,
we'll be fire together.

I've poured my heart
into this letter. It's for you.

Read it when you've got time.
Actually,

find time to read it.
Oh no...

Read it when you're super busy.
Oh god, I'm blushing now.

Move aside. I'm off! Can't show
my face now. - What trouble!

East or West,
our caste is the best.

No matter the religion,
we'll stick together.

Nutters surround you.

I'm coming, Kule!

Everything alright
back in the village?

Sir, sir, hang on a sec.

Why're you lugging all that stuff?
Hand it over.

Here you go.
- You're a proper nibba. Am I right?

What say?
- Proper nibba.

Nibba!

The light's out in this room.
Just check!

You go on. I'll light your lamp.
- Go on, then.

He's giving me sparks!

Not the soil of the land,
but its caste is the best.

I'm here to say that
caste does matter.

Should've been a writer, me.

Caste is my duty, my religion and...
- Bro...

Your fans are here.
They want a photo.

Photo?
Don't they have jobs?

Well, I paid them
to come, to be fair.

Hey, don't expose us.

Get them.
- Come on then.

Hey, use the 625 filter.
One is from Korea. - Okay, brother.

Hello, where is Sharayu?
- Take blessings.

Why so shy?

'This idiot has got fans?'

I trained him up proper.
Let's get another one.

I'll ring you once I get there.

Bend a bit more.

That's it, done. Go away!
- Photoshoot with fans, huh?

Fans turn up anywhere!
Can't say no to a fan photo.

You're such a romantic.
- What are you on about?

You tossed a flower.
- A flower?

Hey, Kula! Honestly,
you'll never change.

You're such an idiot.
Tossing flowers at me?

Do I look like some
calm river to you?

I'm blazing fire, mate. Got
that? She's set fire to the water!

Who chucked the flower at him?
- I did.

Who flings flowers
at their sister?

It must be your sister.

How on earth would she be my sister?
Better keep my distance then.

Love, have you seen Balu?

Nope, haven't seen him.
- Alright.

Where's Balu gone?

Haven't seen him.
Probably with Madhu.

Hmm, alright.

Lakshmi, could you send up
some tea and coffee?

He's not picking up his phone.

Son-in-law? - Yeah?
- Have you seen Balu?

Nope, haven't seen him.

He's not answering
his phone either.

All right, I'll check on him.
- Yes.

Krishna's father-in-law?

Why would he save uncle's
number as 'father-in-law'?

What's up?
Whose phone is this?

It's Balu's phone. Have a look.
Sharayu and Balu are in love.

Now it makes sense why he was
always going on about my wedding.

What do we do now?

What can we do?
Their situation's just like ours.

They're mad about each other, too.
- What can I do about it?

What about our love?
- Balu,

what are you doing here?

Nothing much, just chatting.

Oh, my mates are
coming in from Chennai.

Take them to the guest house, yeah?
And sort out food for them?

Is there anything else
you need to do here?

Hand me the keys.
- Here you go.

If he sticks around,
he won't let us get married.

That's why I made him leave.

Hurry it up.
Toss the card.

Why are you stressing?
I'll stop him. I'll handle it all.

Hey, brother.
Keep it here.

Why'd you bring whisky?

Mate, we don't drink that stuff.
Go on, then, get some beer.

Oh, what's this?
You brought beer, too?

Heard they've got cracking
Paya soup in Charminar.

Bring that over for us.
If you need anything else, just say.

You all?
Who asked you to come?

I bought them.
- Why?

Look, your brother
doesn't want you there.

He sent you here so you
wouldn't ruin his wedding. Got it?

And you know what? He knows
you're in love with Sharayu.

Still, he's playing dirty
to protect his own love.

And you're here serving his friends.

So come with us.
We're kidnapping him today.

We'll get your Sharayu from there.

Look at him, planning a kidnapping.

What if the bride causes
drama after it's all over?

Have you forgotten?
She's Sharayu's sister.

And who's the groom? My brother.

No need to do anything.
Just leave.

Leave me! Why are you
punishing Sharayu just to act noble?

What has she done wrong? How long
will you keep putting others first?

You really think you'll forget
Sharayu after they're married?

Listen to me, run away with her.

And if I do that,
do you know what will happen?

I'll be disgraced.
People will spit on my family.

Dad finally earned some
respect after so long.

I won't do anything to hurt him.

Right now, leave.
- Hey, hey!

There's always a villain in a love
story. And you're your own villain.

If you want to be happy,
deal with that villain inside first.

You idiot.

You looked after
the guests properly, right?

Balu, if they get married tomorrow,
we won't be able to do a thing.

Uncle. Come here.

What is it? - I think
they're in love or something.

So what if they are?

A brother and sister can care
about each other, can't they?

You really see that kind
of love between siblings? It's love.

Aren't you even a little ashamed?
Disgusting!

What do you think?
That I'm so foolish

I don't know the difference between
sibling love and a couple in love?

Let me prove it to you now.

Here, have a look.
Look how the hero and heroine

behave in this film.
Look properly.

In this second scene,

look more closely at the hero
and the heroine's body language.

The one with the phone and the one
in front of her.

You can clearly tell.
- Wow.

Wow, what a pure relationship!

Looks like you've gone blind.

You seem like a total 'nibba'.
- Yes. I am.

Yes, I am the biggest immature
in this family.

Yuck. Why did his chest puff up so
wide just from being called a 'nibba'?

This place is full of weirdos!

To me, you're everything,

no matter what
others think about us.

What happened?

Say something, at least!
- What should I say? You tell me.

You were the one who said,

'I can't trust someone who gives me
more importance than his own family,

because someone who
doesn't respect his relationships

won't respect me either.'

You wanted a guy like that, right?
Then what happened now?

Were you right then,
or are you right now?

There's no way out left,
let's run away.

We can't do that...
- Where are you running off to?

You two will bring shame
to our entire caste.

Kula...
- Shameless.

This is like
Game of Thrones going on here,

brother
and sister acting like lovers.

Now, I'll expose you.

Kula, wait! - Absolutely not!
- Hey, wait, or you'll fall!

The one who falls and rises again
is called Kula Shekhar!

Sir, don't let go. I am here, sir.

Let me go! You're not
from my caste, are you? - No, sir.

Then let go! Let go!
- Sir is done for.

Oh man, how did you fall?
How much blood is he losing?

Obviously, I can see that.

But don't give me blood from someone
of another caste. - Okay, bro.

Give me blood from our caste.
- I swear, brother.

Come. Sit.
Greetings.

Everything has been arranged well.
- I am coming.

What happened?
- One minute. Please listen to me.

Come here.
- Yes.

Look at this.

Please stop, just for a moment.

Did you know her before the wedding?

Are you two in love
with each other?

No, uncle.
- Then what is this?

Who sent this photo?

I did.

So, this was all your plan?

Under the guise
of an arranged marriage,

you fooled all of us
just so you could marry Sindhu?

Because you were
against love marriages.

I still am.
- But all he did was love.

Is loving someone a sin?
- For you, it may not be a sin.

But for me, it is.

Love marriage brought lifelong
pain to our aunt.

I lost my sister because of it.

That's why I say,
love equals betrayal.

Madhu will keep me happy, uncle?
- Are you mad?

By marrying you today, he's not only
betraying all of us,

he's betraying his own mother, too.
What is this if not betrayal?

I think he was just scared.
- Hey, I'm not your in-law any more.

I'm breaking off this
marriage right here, right now.

Why did you do this? - I did all
of this for our marriage.

Just wait five minutes, this
marriage is about to break anyway.

Are you crazy?
- Sindhu...

Looking at you like this,
I'm reminded of my sister.

She too ran off
and got married for love.

And within three years,
her life turned into hell.

She wrote all about her
husband's cheating in her letters.

That pain eventually took her life.

If you marry him,
the same will happen to you.

Come on, get up.

Let's go.
- Listen...

Yes, let's go.
Everyone, get up.

What are you all looking at?
Get up!

The wedding is cancelled.
Everyone, please leave.

Hey.
- Leave, sir.

But how will we go?
From the Vijayawada highway?

Don't go that way. There was a major
accident there yesterday.

You all believe
in these things a lot, don't you?

Are you taunting us?
- Taunt? What for?

It's your own belief, isn't it?

If something happens twice,
it will happen a third time, too.

I'm just repeating your words.

And you're right, sir.
Lovers always betray.

Just like your sister's husband did
by writing so many letters to you.

I've met him.

And your sister didn't die
because she was betrayed in love.

She died of cancer.

He made himself look like the bad
guy so he could reunite your family.

In his dying wife's final moments,

he made sure her
brother can see her.

You're questioning the love of a
man who took such care of his wife,

even at the end?

He was young. If he wanted,
he could've married again.

But he never did.
Do you know why?

Because he still believes
she's with him, even now.

As for these two, they didn't
pretend or lie to deceive you.

They did all this just to
tie their love into a sacred bond.

Out of respect for you.

You're the one giving
the real betrayal

by not understanding
the emotions of your people.

Don't make blood
relations feel so shallow.

You are the elder, show your
greatness, give them your blessings.

If I've said anything wrong,
please forgive me.

Balu is right, brother.

If this marriage happens, our
daughter Sindhu will be very happy.

In an exam, if you fail,
you still get another chance.

But in love, you get only one.

I can't bear to see you like this.

It's your fault, too.

If you hadn't raised me with these
values, I wouldn't have done this.

You always taught us to give,

you never taught us how to take.

Let it go now.
Adjusting and compromising

that's what we middle-class people
are used to.

Everyone here has good fortune,
except you.

Move your hand.

When she left you,
he'll come back right here.

Let them go.
They are love birds.

Lovers.
- Balu.

Why are you here?

Go away!
Our film won't release,

not even on OTT.
- Balu. - Forget it.

And don't even retake my name.
After all, you're my sister.

If you call me your sister,
one more time, I'll kill you.

If not sister, then what?

Why are you standing in the middle?
- Shut up.

Will you listen to me just once?

What happened? Did the wedding
not happen? - It did.

Brother, brother-in-law has arrived!

Please forgive me, brother-in-law.

Get lost! -Brother, will you marry
someone who loves someone else?

She doesn't love that guy deeply.

That boy is from our caste,

she loves someone from our
community, meaning she loves me.

These kinds of marriages happen
within our caste all the time.

Don't stress about it.

This place is best for everyone.
- Who brings them to the wedding?

Father-in-law.
- Yes. - Sindhu is married now.

So what?
- What have you planned next?

We'll eat, what else?
- And after the meal?

What's the program?
- There's a Satyanarayan ritual.

Yes, the ritual is planned.

I'm not asking about
the ritual or the meal.

Didn't you say you'd get me
and Sharayu married?

You both were just kids when
that was decided.

Hey, listen to me.

We will see
a good match for Sharayu now.

Who are you? You're
a guest behave like one!

Why are you interfering like
a family member? When I am here...

Do you even know who he is?
- He's my brother-in-law.

Sorry, brother-in-law,
he didn't know. - Oh.

So it's you, the one who dragged our
caste's name through the mud!

You eloped with Aunt Prabhavati,
didn't you?

When Sharayu was born
and I held her in my arms,

I had already decided. She would
be my wife. - We don't accept.

But why? Why isn't that acceptable?
- But brother-in-law.

Because I am from a different caste?
Because I am not good-looking?

In foreign countries,
people of our caste

are still worshipped like gods.

Just give me one reason why I
shouldn't marry him. - One minute.

I'll tell you.
Sharayu is your sister.

What nonsense are you saying,
old lady? - What are you doing?

It's the truth.
Sharayu isn't your daughter.

That day, when you saw your sister
in the hospital,

you left angrily.

'If she needs anything, inform me.'

Your brothers didn't want to stand
in front of his sister either.

Then the doctor told us, your
wife and child had both passed away.

We didn't know how
to break this to you.

Then your sister said...
- 'Brother loved his wife so much.'

'Now that both his
wife and their daughter'

'are no longer in this world,'

'if he finds out the truth,
he won't be able to handle it.'

'Can we give him
our daughter instead?'

'We went against him
and got married, we hurt him.'

'Now God has given us a small chance
to bring him some happiness.'

And she made us promise,

that you should never find out
the truth.

You raised Sharayu like your daughter,
but she's your niece.

Does that mean
I'm not your brother?

You are not my brother,
then maybe you can be my husband.

I will become your husband,
but after marriage,

what will you lovingly call me?
- Baby.

Baby.
- Baby sounds a little bland.

I love you, baby.
- I...

My friend's love story
is a super hit.

'Sharayu weds Balu.'

"Chanting"

What? Dad had an accident?
How did it happen?

No, we don't want blood from someone
of a different caste.

It has to be from
someone of our caste.

And if he doesn't survive, so what?
He was always scolding me anyway.

For me, my caste matters
more than my father.

You have to call the bride's brother
for this ritual.

Who put the groom's shoes on.
- Okay, brother.

Kula Shekhar, come here.
- Yes.

I am coming.
- Lover becomes brother.

Come here quickly.

Put this on. - Here, brother-in-law.
Put this on. Be happy.

It's done!

Listen,
your dad hasn't come yet.

Call him.

Who's that?
Must be someone important.

My father in law!

He's in a suit,
so I didn't recognize him.

He looks like the real hero.

Showing up late to your own
son's wedding like some celebrity.

The one who has money
doesn't have time.

The one who has time
doesn't have money.

The one who has both doesn't have
patience. I have all three.

Selfie with the millionaire.

Kula, smile.

How can I smile? They
turned my fiancée into my sister.

I'll have to find a girl
from another caste.