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[narrator] Brought to you
by Jenn P. Gel's gel pens.
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We leave a mark!
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The mirror. Let's break it down.
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You can see your beauty
from every angle,
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like I'm doing here,
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And here. Like I'm doing here.
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And here. [sighs] Very nice.
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I don't believe you. Prove it.
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[scoffs] My boy, Barry,
can totally do it. Observe.
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[clears throat]
Popsicles taste delicious.
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- [knuckles cracking]
- [tooting "Popsicles taste delicious"]
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[class] Woah!
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[farts]
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A soup spoon for Sandy?
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[tooting
"A soup spoon for Sandy"]
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Incredible!
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[students laughing]
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- [laughing]
- [hand tooting]
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Barry?
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Don't... you... dare.
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[tooting "Don't you dare"]
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[laughing]
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That's it! You've taken
advantage of my kindness
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for the last time.
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[chuckles] Sorry!
[laughing] I'm sorry.
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Oh, you will be.
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Random junk from bottom drawer,
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spell a hundred
and thirty-four! [echoing]
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[slowed down] No!
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- [slowed down] No!
- [slowed down] No!
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[slowed down] No!
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- Phew!
- Whoo!
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Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes. Mirrors!
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Um, Helen?
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- What?
- What is spell 134?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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- We would!
- Yes.
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Well, I'm not telling.
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[scoffs] Wha- [scoffs]
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Helen, please? You can't just
cast a spell on us
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and then not tell us what it is.
That's entrapment.
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I absolutely can do that.
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I'm doing it right now.
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Now, where were we? Oh!
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Here!
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[bell ringing]
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What-
What do you think spell 134 is?
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- It could be anything.
- I know.
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Something like this
could drive a kid... crazy.
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Wait, Barry, we don't even need
to go down that road.
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Helen was mad
about the hand farts.
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She probably took away
your ability to do hand farts.
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[tooting]
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- Still tootin'.
- Hmm.
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Hand fart ability... [grunts]
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Did you just write that down
so you could cross it out?
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- Don't question my methods.
- Okay!
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Well, I think the spell would
be something obvious, like-
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Oh, maybe we can fly now!
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I have never wanted you
to be more right about anything.
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[? soaring music playing]
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[sighs] That's a no on flying.
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[Barry giggles]
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We'll need complete physicals,
Dr. Lyon. Stat!
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Stat? Okay. Any symptoms?
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Well, we were hit by spell 134,
and we don't know what it did.
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We don't feel different,
but we do feel different, you know?
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Mm. [clicks tongue] Ah.
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[? upbeat '80s rock music
playing]
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Well, it's my medical opinion...
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that you two are fine.
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Have you considered that
spell 134 is the ability to fly?
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- Of course we have.
- Mmm.
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Time for lunch.
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The ability to fly is the first
thing anybody thinks of.
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It's probably a top-five spell
on every list.
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What we're looking for
is spell 134.
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It's gotta be weird or random.
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Ooh, eggplant parm with apple
slices for dessert? [chuckles]
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[Lyon] I'm a lucky lion!
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What if spell 134 makes
everything taste like eggplant parm?
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That's weird and random.
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Let's test it.
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[crunches, grunts, munches]
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How's that taste?
Getting any parm?
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[gulps] Nope. Carrot.
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[Kiff] Makes carrots taste
like eggplant parm.
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[sighs]
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[sniffs]
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[chews]
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[slurping]
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- Eggplant parm?
- Noodle.
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Mm.
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[chokes, spitting]
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[splutters, coughs]
That was terrible!
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That was eggplant parm.
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Oh, I just realized. I have
never had eggplant parm before.
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Mmm, sweepy time.
[chuckles softly]
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Sticky hands?
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[voiceover] Not spell 134!
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No! [giggles] No! [giggles]
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[Kiff] Unticklish.
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[voiceover] Try again!
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[grunts] Come on, Barry.
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- [groans]
- Super strength?
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[voiceover] Fail!
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[groans]
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[voiceover] Not today!
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Maybe the spell ruins movies?
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- [slurping]
- [clanging]
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[laughing]
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[voiceover]
Movies still enjoyed by all!
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Chubbles Wubbington,
national treasure!
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? Chubbles! ?
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[sighs] We tried everything.
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Maybe Helen was right.
Maybe we don't want to know.
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Sure. Life is full of unknowns.
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But we fear the unknown.
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No, Bar,
we can live without knowing.
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We're strong.
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We're strong, right? Barry?
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- [door bursts open]
- Please!
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- Please, Helen!
- Have mercy!
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"Please" what?
What are you doing here?
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He hand farted?
You shot a spell at us?
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It missed? Bounced off
all the mirrors? Hit us both?
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Uh, [hesitates]
you can't expect me to remember
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every little thing
I do throughout the day.
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[sighs] Just tell us
what spell 134 is.
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Oh, 134. Sure, right, right.
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So you remember the spell?
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I do... not remember it.
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- Helen!
- Please!
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We can't live like this!
What is our curse?
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Helen, the fact
that there's a spell 134
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implies that
you might have a list somewhere.
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That we could take a peek at it!
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Ah, you two
are being so annoying,
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going on and on
about lists and spells.
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You sound like my sister Agnes.
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Always asking,
"What does this spell do?"
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And then writing it down
in list form.
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- Huh?
- [gasps]
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Oh, you poor things.
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So do you know
what spell 134 is?
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Not off the top of my head, but
I'm sure we can figure it out.
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You know,
when we were young witches,
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Helen would always
come up with spells
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and immediately forget them.
So I wrote them all down.
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And, uh, hid them
in the dry cleaning?
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[chuckles] No, silly!
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I store them
in the dry cleaning.
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Spell 134 must be
in here somewhere.
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[whirring]
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Spell number four, invisibility.
Nope.
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[whirring]
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Spell number 26:
Every day is your birthday.
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They're not in order?
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I have a system!
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Okay?
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Spell 134...
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thousand, two hundred and eight.
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[groans]
We're never gonna find it.
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[chuckles]
Not with that attitude.
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Is this it? No. Is this it? No.
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- No.
- Not it.
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- [Kiff groans]
- [Barry] Not it.
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- [Kiff] No!
- [Barry] Not it.
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Spell number 134.
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I found it-
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No, wait. Nine.
That's a nine. So sorry!
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[groaning]
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But wait. It says
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spell number 139
is a spell finder spell.
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- [gasps]
- Tentative yay?
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We just have to cross our eyes
and lie on the floor.
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It's clean... ish.
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Eyes combined, lie on the floor,
help us find spell 134!
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[loud zap]
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I believe this will tell you
all you need to know.
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Time to find out
what spell 134 is.
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- It's crossed out?!
- It's crossed out.
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Look at this. A list
of failures. And for what?
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We got nothing.
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Wait, Kiff, think. Why did we
cross all that stuff out?
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Because we tried those things
and they didn't work.
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Okay, get there.
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Which means spell 134
doesn't work.
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That's why it's crossed out!
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And Helen couldn't remember
because it doesn't exist!
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Like the good doc said,
we're fine!
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[? end credit music playing]
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[? music concludes]
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