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Happy birthday.
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Thanks, happy birthday to you too!
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God I feel like it's been forever since we got to do this
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Seriously? It has been like 3 years
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Yeah...I think it has
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A little Chinese restaurant downtown
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That is right
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How did you remember that
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Remember a lot of things about ULE
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So how have life beeen
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Got anybody special in
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Life good
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Um, not yet.
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Just kinda hanging out waiting for the right person
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Ugh I get that
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Really thought the last one was gonna be it
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For a bit and uh
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Well evidently here we are
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30 and single still
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Here were are
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Thirty...and single
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Look at you
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You live in house like this
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Nah its nothing
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Should see some of the places i visit
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for business or for pleasure?
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Whatever I decide.
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Whenever i decided really,
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it's the perks of being self-employed
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God that has got to be so nice
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Corporate does not give you that
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But can only imagine
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but...I'm no here talk about work
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Yes
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Im here celebrate this milestone
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our 30th with you
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What a milestone is too
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It really such big year
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Yeah. It is a big year, you know maybe we should take some steps to move forward on the promise we made
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Promise?
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That's good one
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I'm not sure what were talking about
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Well, then let me enlighten you.
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Ten years ago were sitting at our birthday party just like this
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Sitting down having dinner and we both made a promise to each other that
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If were both single on our 30th birthday
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That would get married
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We made pinky promise
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Do you remember now?
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Oh, that promise. It was just a pinky swear
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Um look I'm flattered that you're still interested
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But when i made that promise it was jus my way of turning you down gently
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Because didn't feel the same and really didn' even think you'd remember
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And sorry
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You're not actually thinking about breaking your promise, are you?
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I mean...
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It was just a pinky swear.
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Just pinky swear but you made the promise!
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A person that makes the promise should honor that promise
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Come on.. That was years ago in college
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Honestly i didn'think you'd take it so seriously
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I thought you were a woman of your word.
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Look,I have done everything to make sure that
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i was in this position
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and built this business
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and made sure
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by the time
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And made sure
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by the time
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What's that last part?
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Never mind
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What wer're gonna say
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It is not important
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Well disagree
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Lance
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What did you just say?
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Hello!
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Okay, fine. For the last 10 years I've been secretly convincing your boyfriends to leave you
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So that way you'd be single by the time were 30
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Convincing...
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What do mean convincing?!
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Well Kevin
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ใฑใใณใฏๆฐใใๅฎถใๆไพใใฆใใใพใใ
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ใใคใดใ้ฝๅธใธ่กใใใใจ่จใฃใฆใๆใซๅ ฅใใชใใฃใ
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ใ ใใไฟบใใกใฎใใใใงใใฎๅ ดๆใพใงๆฅใฆ
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ใใใใฒใชใผ?
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ไปๅฝใงใๅคงไบใ ใฃใใใ ใใฉ
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ใใใ ใใใใชใ
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ใๅ้ๅ จๅกๆใใใฆใ
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ใใใชใใจใใใใจๆใใชใ
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ใจใซใชใใใ่ฆใใกใใใกใ
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ใใใคใซใฏไฝใงใไธใใ
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I could provide all the things that they could not.
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It would truly make you happy
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How dare you talk to me about making be happy!
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This is sick
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You've been ruining my relationships and sabotaging
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My life, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Yo just don't get it
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YOU DON'T GET IT
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I can give everything
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Those other guys couldn'
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But know what's best for u
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Just think
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Never having to work again in your life.
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Travelling the world with me!
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I don't care about your money
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How can i ever be with someone like you?
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Well fine, what if there was another way
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that could make you happy
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What If say that
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Please you better than any other man
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Did u just really bring up sex right now
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Yes of course
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Of course
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Intimacy is very important
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Especially with two people
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that are talking about getting married.
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Look, how about we make a new promise?
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New promises!
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Why would I ever trust anything you have to say
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or want to hear it?!
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Fine yeah...
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Yeah..I get it
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But hear me out
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If provide the best sex of your life right now
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We gettin' married
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Or if it's not the best sex of your life, then you can go.
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If I agree to this after we have sex and still don't want to marry you
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That is it! You will leave me alone and never mess with my life again
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Of course
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It's okay, it was just a dream
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You're not supposed to do that
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What?
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Don't worry about me
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I'll be fine
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Let go
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Oh my...
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Oh, come on. I know you're enjoying this
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I just realized something.
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What?
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You haven't seen my cock yet
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Come on, you can say you were a little interested
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Never thought about seeing it before
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But first i think we should take all this off
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We should just take them all off
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Think you'd see better
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Yeah
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I've heard ad women call it the husband dick before, do you think that's a husband dick?
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i guess we'll find out huh
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oh that is the spirit
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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Hell yeah it's amazing!
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I don't know what to do with my life
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I'm just calling you Ellie
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Just call me your wife
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Nice to meet you
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Oh my god
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You know what?
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Don't forget about the boss
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It's Ellie
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Look, oh
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That is right
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Yeah that is right
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Stretch him up
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Yes, yes. You are so fucking hot
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That's it
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I could get used to getting those for the rest of my life
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Oh come on don't roll your eyes
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I'm not done with that mouth yet.
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You're a bad girl, I knew it!
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Should we lay up on the table on your back
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Head right here
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Not done with tha mouth yet
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What's going to happen now
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Oh, that's the angle.
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Oh my...
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God damn it!
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Omg
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I'm swallowing the whole fucking thing
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Hang on
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OMG
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Oh my god.
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Fucking New Year's wife material
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Oh, thank you
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You like those balls on your chin?
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God
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That sucks
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I can't do this.
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Do you want those balls?
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Yeah, get them in there and stretch them out
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Oh yeah that's it
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You've got a big mouth
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Definitely have big mouth
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Give me a minute, see if you can get the coconut too.
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Oh too much?
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Gulp gulping
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Oh look at that he got goosebumps
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This is so wet
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I didn't know you're enjoying this.
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Are you?
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Why donยดt you give me a little show, what am i not dressing
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You touch it
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Not like other guys just eager to shove in
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I want you to get used to it, feel it.
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Oh my god
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This is stretching out
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Gary wasn'this big in prison
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Let's not talk about Gary
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I can tell you like it deep.
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That's good, let me see
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Almost there
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You're almost there
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Oh, hello sirex.
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Oh my god!
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God...
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Yeah
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Look at that pussy sucking wet
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oh my god
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yeah
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Oh my god!
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Yes, yes.
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Oh f**k yeah
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OH MY GOD
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OMG
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I can't believe it
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It'so deep in the back.
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Oh my god!
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So deep in the back
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Oh my god!
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You're gonna feel my cock inside you for days.
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You're gonna fucking dream about it, remember?
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You're a fucking genius, you know that?
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Oh my...
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Oh thank god!
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Steve.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck!
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My god...
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Oh my god.
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Just wait there, I'm coming
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Oh fuck
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OH MY GOD
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I'm so excited to fuck this pussy for the rest of my life.
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But more importantly, make you happy.
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I can't do this
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My face
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I can't believe it's over.
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It was a very hard time for me, too...
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But thank you so much for watching this video until the end!
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See you in the next video!!
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What do you think?
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Best sex of your life.
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It wasn'the best
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You're fucking lying
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You can always tell when you are lying
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