Original subtitles

Happy birthday.

Thanks, happy birthday to you too!

God I feel like it's been forever since we got to do this

Seriously? It has been like 3 years

Yeah...I think it has

A little Chinese restaurant downtown

That is right

How did you remember that

Remember a lot of things about ULE

So how have life beeen

Got anybody special in

Life good

Um, not yet.

Just kinda hanging out waiting for the right person

Ugh I get that

Really thought the last one was gonna be it

For a bit and uh

Well evidently here we are

30 and single still

Here were are

Thirty...and single

Look at you

You live in house like this

Nah its nothing

Should see some of the places i visit

for business or for pleasure?

Whatever I decide.

Whenever i decided really,

it's the perks of being self-employed

God that has got to be so nice

Corporate does not give you that

But can only imagine

but...I'm no here talk about work

Yes

Im here celebrate this milestone

our 30th with you

What a milestone is too

It really such big year

Yeah. It is a big year, you know maybe we should take some steps to move forward on the promise we made

Promise?

That's good one

I'm not sure what were talking about

Well, then let me enlighten you.

Ten years ago were sitting at our birthday party just like this

Sitting down having dinner and we both made a promise to each other that

If were both single on our 30th birthday

That would get married

We made pinky promise

Do you remember now?

Oh, that promise. It was just a pinky swear

Um look I'm flattered that you're still interested

But when i made that promise it was jus my way of turning you down gently

Because didn't feel the same and really didn' even think you'd remember

And sorry

You're not actually thinking about breaking your promise, are you?

I mean...

It was just a pinky swear.

Just pinky swear but you made the promise!

A person that makes the promise should honor that promise

Come on.. That was years ago in college

Honestly i didn'think you'd take it so seriously

I thought you were a woman of your word.

Look,I have done everything to make sure that

i was in this position

and built this business

and made sure

by the time

And made sure

by the time

What's that last part?

Never mind

What wer're gonna say

It is not important

Well disagree

Lance

What did you just say?

Hello!

Okay, fine. For the last 10 years I've been secretly convincing your boyfriends to leave you

So that way you'd be single by the time were 30

Convincing...

What do mean convincing?!

Well Kevin

ケビンは新しい家を提供してくれました

デイヴが都市へ行きたいと言っても手に入らなかった

だから俺たちのおかげでその場所まで来て

じゃあゲリー?

他国でも大事だったんだけど

それだけじゃなく

お前達全員愛されてる

そんなことしたいと思わない

エルリッド、見えちゃダメよ

あいつには何でも与える

I could provide all the things that they could not.

It would truly make you happy

How dare you talk to me about making be happy!

This is sick

You've been ruining my relationships and sabotaging

My life, what the hell is wrong with you?

Yo just don't get it

YOU DON'T GET IT

I can give everything

Those other guys couldn'

But know what's best for u

Just think

Never having to work again in your life.

Travelling the world with me!

I don't care about your money

How can i ever be with someone like you?

Well fine, what if there was another way

that could make you happy

What If say that

Please you better than any other man

Did u just really bring up sex right now

Yes of course

Of course

Intimacy is very important

Especially with two people

that are talking about getting married.

Look, how about we make a new promise?

New promises!

Why would I ever trust anything you have to say

or want to hear it?!

Fine yeah...

Yeah..I get it

But hear me out

If provide the best sex of your life right now

We gettin' married

Or if it's not the best sex of your life, then you can go.

If I agree to this after we have sex and still don't want to marry you

That is it! You will leave me alone and never mess with my life again

Of course

It's okay, it was just a dream

You're not supposed to do that

What?

Don't worry about me

I'll be fine

Let go

Oh my...

Oh, come on. I know you're enjoying this

I just realized something.

What?

You haven't seen my cock yet

Come on, you can say you were a little interested

Never thought about seeing it before

But first i think we should take all this off

We should just take them all off

Think you'd see better

Yeah

I've heard ad women call it the husband dick before, do you think that's a husband dick?

i guess we'll find out huh

oh that is the spirit

Oh my god, oh my god.

Hell yeah it's amazing!

I don't know what to do with my life

I'm just calling you Ellie

Just call me your wife

Nice to meet you

Oh my god

You know what?

Don't forget about the boss

It's Ellie

Look, oh

That is right

Yeah that is right

Stretch him up

Yes, yes. You are so fucking hot

That's it

I could get used to getting those for the rest of my life

Oh come on don't roll your eyes

I'm not done with that mouth yet.

You're a bad girl, I knew it!

Should we lay up on the table on your back

Head right here

Not done with tha mouth yet

What's going to happen now

Oh, that's the angle.

Oh my...

God damn it!

Omg

I'm swallowing the whole fucking thing

Hang on

OMG

Oh my god.

Fucking New Year's wife material

Oh, thank you

You like those balls on your chin?

God

That sucks

I can't do this.

Do you want those balls?

Yeah, get them in there and stretch them out

Oh yeah that's it

You've got a big mouth

Definitely have big mouth

Give me a minute, see if you can get the coconut too.

Oh too much?

Gulp gulping

Oh look at that he got goosebumps

This is so wet

I didn't know you're enjoying this.

Are you?

Why don´t you give me a little show, what am i not dressing

You touch it

Not like other guys just eager to shove in

I want you to get used to it, feel it.

Oh my god

This is stretching out

Gary wasn'this big in prison

Let's not talk about Gary

I can tell you like it deep.

That's good, let me see

Almost there

You're almost there

Oh, hello sirex.

Oh my god!

God...

Yeah

Look at that pussy sucking wet

oh my god

yeah

Oh my god!

Yes, yes.

Oh f**k yeah

OH MY GOD

OMG

I can't believe it

It'so deep in the back.

Oh my god!

So deep in the back

Oh my god!

You're gonna feel my cock inside you for days.

You're gonna fucking dream about it, remember?

You're a fucking genius, you know that?

Oh my...

Oh thank god!

Steve.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck!

My god...

Oh my god.

Just wait there, I'm coming

Oh fuck

OH MY GOD

I'm so excited to fuck this pussy for the rest of my life.

But more importantly, make you happy.

I can't do this

My face

I can't believe it's over.

It was a very hard time for me, too...

But thank you so much for watching this video until the end!

See you in the next video!!

What do you think?

Best sex of your life.

It wasn'the best

You're fucking lying

You can always tell when you are lying

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