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So this new Fashionvision series, "Behind the Untold Story of The Supermodels,"
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reveals what the supermodels' lives were like when they were just plain models.
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Thai peanut sauce a-la Jake is complete-o! Who wants the first bite?
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You pick, mom. It'll be like Sophie's Choice.
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This is a whole different recipe than the last batch.
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I hope so. It took three days to get the smell out of the house.
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Experiment with a little wasabi and the whole world's a critic. Dammit, Helen,
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you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!
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Can I have an omelet?
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No.
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How about some eggs to break?
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Anyway, the were just about to show Veronique's make-up bag from high school
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when that delivery guy rang the door bell with Daria's package.
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What is with those brown uniforms?
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Um, this package? Did it run away by it self or hop a lonesome freight train west?
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It's in the living room somewhere Now I'm never going to find out what was in
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that make-up bag.
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Come on, why isn't anyone digging in? It's M'm-M'm good!
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EWWW! Dad's sick!
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I'll heat up some lasagna, while you throw that out.
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Damn foreign language cookbooks!
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And not in the sink! I don't want it eating through the pipes.
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What is that?
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My people call them books. Huh. A first edition. Tom must have found it on the web.
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Oh, how sweet!
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He bought you a used book? What kind of boyfriend is he?
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A boyfriend who cares enough to know what's important to Daria.
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Now I'm sick.
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Well, lots of guys care about me. I don't know why anyone would settle for just one.
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Quinn, it's a special thing to find someone so compatible that you want to see
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them exclusively. Having a steady boyfriend takes maturity and perspective.
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I'm mature!
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And you have the teddy-bear earrings to prove it.
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You know, Daria, dad and I really haven't had the chance to really get to know
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Tom. Why don't you invite him over for dinner?
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Because I haven't taken complete leave of my senses.
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Can I bring a boyfriend too?
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If and when you have a steady boyfriend, Quinn, we'd love to have him for dinner.
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Do we have to dip him in that peanut sauce before we eat him?
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Hey!
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What night is good for Tom to come over?
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Hmm. Any time after Armageddon is fine.
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I slave over a hot stove all day, and for what?
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It's to keep him off the streets, right?
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Maybe if I used less chili oil. Hey!!
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Damn skate punks are tearing up the streets!
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Today it's trash cans, tomorrow, mail boxes! And then...
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You won't get my shrubs! Do ya hear me? You won't get my shrubs!!
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So your mother actually go around to inviting Tom over for dinner.
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I know. Some workaholic.
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Relax. Get your father started on military school and the evening will be over
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before it begins.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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What, that he'll embarrass you? That's what parents are for.
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It's more that he'll provide Tom with a festive night of subtle mockery.
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My dad deserves better than that... Sort of.
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Well, I don't think you're giving Tom enough credit. He never once said an
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unkind work to my parents.
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He never met your parents.
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Oh, yeah. I don't suppose you could get your father to go off to Greece for six
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months to sketch the sunset.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe dad'll be relatively calm and Tom will bite his tongue
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and a good time will be had by all.
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You're gonna "forget" to tell Tom about this and hope the whole thing goes away.
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I've already forgotten.
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Quinn has requested this emergency meeting of the Fashion Club to make this very
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important announcement.
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I knew camouflage would come back, I knew it!
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It's not camouflage, Stacy. I've, um, decided to get a steady boyfriend.
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Quinn, if this is you're idea of a joke, perhaps you should look up the word
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'huh?' in the dictionary.
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Sandi, I'm serious. It's a special thing to find someone so exclusive that you
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want to see them compatibly.
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You mean you're only going to date one guy from now on? And not any other guys?
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Quinn, think of what you'll be missing. All the gifts and cash prizes!
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On second thought, I think it's an excellent idea.
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Um, me too!
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Good idea.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Gee, I haven't thought about that.
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Well, this is a very important decision Quinn, not one to be taken lightly.
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How about Craig? His parents put in a pool.
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But he just got that bad haircut. Ew.
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Oh, right. Hmm. Mark would look really good with you.
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But he's color blind! He could pick out the wrong scarf for me or something.
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I know, let's make a list of qualifications. You know, Like he has to be at
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least three inches taller than you and drive a car with a leather interior.
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No moles.
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That's a great idea. You guys are so caring.
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That's our job, Quinn. To care. And you're job is to pick a boyfriend before the
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weekend so we can confirm our schedules.
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Uh, I guess I'd better get to work.
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Gee, maybe we all should get boyfriends.
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Why would we do that? With Quinn gone, there'll be more guys for the rest of us.
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Sandi helped me break my list into three categories:
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looks, popularity, and how well his hair matches my clothes.
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You know, Quinn, looks and popularity aren't really what's important in a relationship.
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Than what is?
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The ability to fix major appliances.
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Mmm. Yes, I can see that.
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What's really important is that you find someone that you enjoy being with.
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You mean like how I enjoyed Kyle taking me to Le Yeast last night.
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I mean someone you can get along with for more than one evening. Who can share
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your hopes and dreams, your trials and disappointments. Someone you look forward
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to seeing day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year,
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the same old complaints about his uncaring father. God is he ever going to get over.
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Mo-oommmm! That's so boring!
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Uh, not at all! That's compatibality!
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I think I'll finish this upstairs.
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Moving on to compatibility, what color jacket would you ware to match my mauve sandals?
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Um, leather?
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Can you fix major appliances?
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I set the clock on my VCR once.
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If I were stranded on a deserted island, what is the one item you'd bring me?
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A boat! With flares, and life boats, and the Coast Guard, and... and the Navy!
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Wrong wrong wrong! The correct answer is 'sunscreen!'
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Wow. Ten interviews in ten minutes. She really should consider a career in
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broadcast journalism.
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Tonight, on Sixty Seconds.
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Damn you kids! I'm going to set up one of those hidden surveillance cameras!!
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Probably shouldn't have yelled that last part out.
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You're no kid, dammit!
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Andy has the best shoulders, but Peter has a better jaw line.
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Uh huh. I agree.
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Quinn, the weekend is almost upon us and you have yet to choose your boyfriend.
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Sandi, I know! I'm trying as hard as I can, but I just can't decide because what
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if the one I think is the right one turns out to be the wrong one and the wrong
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is the right one and what are the right ones?
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This is the hardest and most important decision you'll ever have to make.
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I know! Stacy, do you still have that magic eight-ball?
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Um...
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Hey, Quinn! Did you pick a boyfriend yet?
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Is it one of us?
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Like, for instance, me?
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Well, uh...
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Come on, Quinn. Don't keep your future boyfriend waiting.
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Okay okay, I've decided that my boyfriend will be...
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Eene meeny miney mo, catch a boyfriend by the toe, my mother said to pick
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this one. Jamie!
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All right!
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Aww!
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Hey, guys!
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Quinn. Quinn! There goes your boyfriend!
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So?
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So, he's your boyfriend! Run to him, Quinn!
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Oh, yeah! Hey! Jamie, you idiot!
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Okay, let's divide up all the guys at school. I've devised a draft system
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similar to that used by the WNBA.
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Daria, let's pick a night for Tom to come over. How's Friday?
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Sorry, no good. It's the day after Thursday.
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Well, how about Saturday, then?
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I'll be gearing up for Sunday.
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Daria, is there some reason you don't want to invite Tom over?
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Damn squirrels are nothing but rats with fluffy tails! Well, to catch a rat,
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you've got to think like a rat! Where's the cheese!
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Mom, dad, it's official. Jamie is my new boyfriend. Therefore I will no longer
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be accepting unsolicited calls from other boys.
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Gimmie cheese! I want cheese!
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Um, dad? What about you're heart and whatnot?
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I don't have a heart! I'm a fluffy rat!
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Daria...
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Hello? Really? Suing UNICEF? Eric, is that a good move, public
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relations-wise? Well, yes, it is a lot of pennies.
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It was a very difficult decision...
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I mean, picking Jamie for my boyfriend...
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Much contemplation was involved.
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If he's your boyfriend, how come you're not with him?
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You should be together all the time. That's what girlfriends do, you know.
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What? You're not always with Tom.
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But we don't go to the same school. If we did, we'd be together before school,
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after school, in between meals and after snacks. And then on the phone all night.
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But...
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In fact, you should be with Jamie right now. Unless you want to cause problems
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this early in the relationship.
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A girlfriend's work is never done.
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Well, if we're gonna sue the bastards, I say get 'em right after Halloween when
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they're flush.
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I'll call you back.
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Aahh! DAMMIT! GAAHHHH!!
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You're worried about your father's behavior.
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Look, I understand him...
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Really?
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... but he might be a little off-putting to someone who's not, um, blood related.
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They might not appreciate his, um, energetic reactions to certain stimuli.
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Stimuli? What stimuli?
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Oh, you know. Everything.
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Daria, I'll make you a deal. I'll have a talk with your father about his
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conduct. You call Tom about dinner. What do you say?
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Didn't our deals used to involve cash?
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Now, according to Waif, the most important part of communicating is listening.
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Yeah, nobody ever listens to when I...
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Oh look! A quiz on what your eye shadow says about you! My favorite shade is a,
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blue; b, umber...
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Stacy says those hippie people in the sixties didn't even ware eye shadow!
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I mean what's that about?... I said, what's that about?
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Um, I know?
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Cream shadows can get stuck in creases...
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... not that I have any creases, but I've seen it happen to other people. Do you
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prefer the glitzy look of creams or the ore natural look of pressed powders?
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What do you think?
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Jamie? Jamie, you're not listening to me!
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Of course I am! Um, creases suck!
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You haven't been listening! You don't even care what kind of eye shadow I wear!
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Quinn, I'm sorry!
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Forget it! It's over.
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Quinn! Come back!
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I've got you now, fluff-rat!
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Oh! Mr. Whiskers! What are you doing in there, you silly kitty?
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You should be next door in your cozy warm...
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Gah!! DAMMIT!!
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Meet the fly fishing pathologist who uses human organs as bait! 'A Liver Run's
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Through It,' next on Sick, Sad World!
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If Jamie calls, I'm not speaking to him.
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How about if he doesn't?
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My new boyfriend is Joey, so put him through immediately.
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Hey, shouldn't you be watching your new boyfriend at football practice right now?
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It's too humid. My hair might frizz.
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Brittany's there, supporting Kevin. She's got hair.
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She's a cheerleader, she has to go.
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I'm not a cheerleader and I go to all of Tom's luge races.
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I guess you're just one of those unsupportive girlfriends.
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Maybe they'll have some frizz-proof conditioner at the drugstore.
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Jake, dear. I want to talk to you about Sunday night. Tom's coming over and it
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would mean a lot to Daria if we were both on out best behavior.
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The cheese didn't work. Do squirrels like salami?
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Jake, this is important! I want you to give this squirrel hunt a rest while Tom
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is here.
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Oh, um, sure! you can count on old Jakey!
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Thank you, honey.
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Besides, by the time Tom gets here, I'll be wearing a squirrel skin cap on my
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head and doing a victory jig!
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I wonder if he'd go for bacon bits?
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I really miss you too, Stacy! It's so hard to see your friends and go shopping
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and stuff when you're forced to be with... when you have a boyfriend!
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Of course, commitment is very important to me.
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Hello, Bellevue?
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Sandi's been dating Kyle? But I thought Kyle liked me?... I know, I know,
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boyfriend blah blah blah. So, what are you guys doing tonight?
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The usual, cast a few spells then a quick broomstick ride before bed.
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But I love Guys 2 Guys! I can't believe Joey's not taking me to that concert!
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There he is, got to go!
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Hi, Quinn!
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Um, change of plans. You're taking me to the Guys 2 Guys concert.
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But you said that you wanted to go to Manger La Cuisine! Tonight's their open...
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Forget what I said. I want to go to the concert!
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But Quinn, it's sold out!
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Fine! If you won't take me, then you obviously don't care!
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You're one of those unsupportive boyfriends!
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But Quinn...
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Forget it! It's too late! It's over!
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But Quinn, wait!
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Wow. A whole day. At least you'll have the memories.
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I give up! This boyfriend stuff is too time consuming.
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Daria, I, um, spoke to your father. We're all set for Sunday night. And Quinn!
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Why don't you invite your boyfriend, too!
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Um, my boyfriend?
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Why not? I think it's great that you're in a steady relationship.
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It shows a lot of personal growth.
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Uh, okay, I'll invite him.
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As soon as I figure out who he is.
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Just keep telling yourself that someday you'll look back on tonight and laugh.
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Isn't that what they said to Lincoln?
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Tom, I...
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Daria, I don't mind. Really. It'll be interesting getting to know your folks.
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Speaking of interesting, my father can be a little... eccentric.
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So I've heard.
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From who?!
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You!
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Oh, yeah.
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I know that you wouldn't intentionally say anything to upset him, it's just that
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he's kind of, um sensitive.
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So, no bright lights or loud noises?
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Tom.
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Don't worry. I want him to like me too, you know.
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Ahem. Excuse me. My new serious boyfriend, Jeffy, will be here any minute, and
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I'd like it if you two didn't do anything to embarrass me.
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I guess the bear suits are out.
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How long have you and Jeffy been a couple?
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It's not the quantity of the time, it's the quality.
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You'll make a great neglectful mother one day. Speaking of serious, thanks for
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getting us those adjoining cemetery plots. Now I know you care.
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Oh! My pleasure.
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That's gross!
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No that's commitment. Right, Snookles?
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Oh, you!
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'Snookles?'
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Hi Jeffy! I mean, uh, Jeffy-lube.
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Um, hey Quinn.
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I need to talk to you about our cemetery plots, but not now.
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We're so glad that you two could come over.
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Thanks for inviting us, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
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Um, yeah.
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No problem-o. It's great to have some men around the house. This place could do
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with a little scratching and sweating now and then. Right, guys?
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So, what's new, Mr. Morgendorffer?
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Not too much, Tom my man. Not too much. Except there's this squirrel. He's been
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terrorizing the neighborhood. Digging up yards and knocking over trash can's
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with a single flip of his tail.
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Jake, remember what I said.
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But he asked!
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I'm with you, Mr. Morgendorffer. Some squirrels got into our cellar last winter
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and ate up all the wheat thins.
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Tom!
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What? They did.
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Jeffy! What are your favorite subjects in school?
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I caught a squirrel once!
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Jeffy!
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You did! How?
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They really like peanut butter!
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Peanut butter! Yeah! I bet Thai Peanut sauce would work great!
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And I whipped up a new batch just last night!
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Jake, you didn't!
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I smelled something at breakfast, but I just thought a neighbor had died.
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Jake, you promised you'd... Hello? Eric? This is a bad time, I'm in the middle
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of a family... Yes, of course I knew UNICEF's a charity.
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No, it's Uniroyal that makes the tires.
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Hey Jeffy. do you think you could help me set up the trap?
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Sure!
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Jeffy! What's more important? Our commitment to compatible exclusivity or some
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stupid squirrel?
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Look, there it is!
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Let's go!
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Tom?
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Jeffy!
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I guess that answers the "what's more important" question.
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Well, things have turned out even more ridiculous than...
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AUGH! I can't believe that Jeffy just deserted me like that! I'll never have a
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boyfriend! I'll never be in a relationship like you and Tom! I'm a complete failure!
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Hmm. Do I do the sisterly thing and console her? Oh look. Rolls.
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All right, Eric, you keep working on the apology. I'll draft a list of
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children's charities we haven't sued. Bye! Oh my. Where is everyone?
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Dad, Tom, and Jeffy are outside trying to catch a squirrel, and Quinn's in her
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room crying.
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Why? What happened?
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Male bonding, I guess.
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I mean with Quinn.
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Oh. She said something about failing at relationships.
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What? Just because Jeffy joined your father on some ridiculous squirrel chase,
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she thinks her relationship is over?
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Well, she might have had slightly unrealistic expectations about what having a
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boyfriend entails.
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Uh-huh. And just what would some of these expectations be?
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You know, being together twenty-four hours a day, hanging on each other's every
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word, his-and-hers cemetery plots.
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Daria, how could you mislead your sister like that!?
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Mother. How could I not?
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And what about me? I finally get up the nerve to invite Tom for a family dinner
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and everyone leaves me, confirming my deepest fears about abandonment and isolation.
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Oh look, shoestring potatoes.
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Quinn, Daria said you were upset.
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Of course I'm upset! I tried and I tried to get this boyfriend thing right and I
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just couldn't! I don't know who I'm gonna be buried with!
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My whole life has been a lie.
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Maybe you're not ready for a steady boyfriend just yet.
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Okay! I admit you were right! I'm not mature enough to have a boyfriend.
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Me?? I never said you weren't mature enough for a boyfriend!
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But you said Daria was really mature to be in a relationship, so if I'm not in a
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relationship that makes me un-mature... Or "im?"
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Quinn, having a boyfriend doesn't make you any more or less grown up.
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What's important is to do what makes you happy.
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Dating Tom exclusively makes Daria happy.
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If dating a lot of different boys makes you happy, then that's what you should do.
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So, it's alright not to have a steady boyfriend?
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Of course it's all right.
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Okay! I'm going to go dump Jeffy now!
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Whoomp, there it is! Whoomp, there it is! Whoomp, there it is! Whoomp, there it is!
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I love this song! Think we're far enough out of town, fellas?
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Let's give it a shot.
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Good bye, little fella. It was nothing personal.
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Boy, this would be a great place to play paint-ball.
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Or go camping.
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Or build a fort!
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Hey, my dad used to take us to a go-kart track right down the road from here!
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No way!
- All right!
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Where is everyone?
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Apparently it takes three people to return a squirrel to it's natural habitat.
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Tom went too?
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I guess part of me always knew that someday he'd return to the wild.
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Daria, do you ever think that maybe guys and girls aren't meant to understand
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each other? Like it's all part of some big unfunny joke on us that we'll be
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struggling with for the rest of our lives?
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Oh look, celery stalks.
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You're mine now, Mr. Morgendorffer!
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Say your prayers, Jeffy-lube!
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Yahoo! Yeah!
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