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Whether you can ride your bike.

Happy birthday party.

Thank you.

You know, I never had a ride.

I don't even know what life did, you know?

I'm not even allowed to live in your desert.

I'm no good friend except to be you.

Would you like to get killed?

I mean, every day of my life has been.

You know.

I'm sorry.

I'm not. The.

Question is, do you

know?

For sure.

Such as? Friends.

So just come over.

Thanks.

The. The.

B. This in the church of the World

Congress on this corner.

Charlie lies.

Charlie lies.

Just long last night.

God knows.

All the dirty clothes and the.

Truth

bombs.

Spilled

in the.

Pharmacy's.

And the bad news is.

That.

Mitch. Is.

Still.

Upset. Oh!

Why did she have to die?

It was.

They'll pay for what they've done.

And pay

and pay and pay.

Anybody see Detective Rosenberg?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm here, I'm here.

Hi, boys. Nice day. Yeah.

I know.

I know, I've seen these sleazy bastards somewhere.

Yeah. Let's have a steak.

And this is the Avocado Street gang.

I have arrested these guys more times, and I've changed my underwear.

Whoever did this, I don't know if I should thank him

or write him a ticket for littering.

What happened to him?

Just be quiet here.

Burnt to death by a phosphorus grenade. No shit.

Oh, shit.

Tell you these goddamn gang wars.

No no no no.

It's just not messy,

Just. It's not messy.

It's too clean.

Looks like these guys entered the alleyway.

Just got ambushed.

No, no, I don't think this is gang related.

It's not a gang here.

I think these guys walk down this blind alley

not expecting any trouble whatsoever.

And, bingo.

You know.

Well, look who's here.

Mr. Houdini, what brings you down? Neighborhood.

If you'll check the city records, al, you'll find that I own this property.

Really?

You'll need guys to come as well.

They push your drugs for you. Hey, you know what?

Stop the harassment right now.

Mr. is an honest businessman, and he's concerned with.

Property damage here. Hold that thought.

Excuse me.

I know what to do today.

Run along.

Have a nice day.

And let me guess.

You have no idea how these creeps got into your storage yard.

That's your job now.

That's what you get paid for.

Suppose you tell me.

He refuses to answer any more of your questions.

Shut up, shut up!

Listen, now, you've been harassing me for five fucking years.

Looking for drugs, looking for guns, looking for crap.

Go on and look.

Look through your eyes. Fall out.

You're not going to find.

Thank you.

I'll look around.

The only thing you're going to be looking for out

is a new job.

Oh, did I do that?

God, what an accident.

Oh, I'm so sorry you got hit.

Two months in jail in two months.

God help me.

I'll hit you out when the time is right.

I'll hit you.

What's

with my office?

Will be in touch with you, Detective Rosen.

Very soon.

Can't wait.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Oh! Come on. Hurry!

Come on.

Hurry, hurry.

Bloomfield I've got some more footage for you.

Yeah, that detective Rosenberg.

He blew a fuze on some guy at the avocado murder scene.

It's good stuff.

You still playing the same price?

Great.

Whoever did this, I don't know if I should thank him or

write him a ticket for littering.

Oh, shit. What happened to him?

This guy, crispy critter.

Bored to death by a phosphorus grenade.

No shit. Shit!

He's got the gang wars out

there.

He's got them gang wars out.

He's got them gang wars out.

God damn niggers!

God damn niggers.

He's got them. Niggers.

All right.

I know

I've seen these sleazy bastards somewhere.

Yeah, I got some steak.

And there's the Avocado Street gang.

I love the Klan.

Hooray for the KKK.

I know I've seen these sleazy bastards somewhere.

Yeah, unless I mistaken.

I love the Klan. Hooray for the KKK.

Proof? Yes.

Oh my God!

It's going to be huge.

This is gigantic.

The madness of the streets.

Vanished on the insanity of the Second Amendment.

I like, I like it.

I like it better than all my other movies put together.

All right.

Okay.

That's where.

They put me down.

Oh. Hi, officer.

How are. You?

Good.

Nice.

Robert E. Lee.

Can I see 38 down there?

Yeah. I have to get someone to open the case.

No keys?

No. Only Roscoe's got the keys.

That's cool.

I'm going to get a gun for my girlfriend.

Girls need a gun out here with all these crazies running around.

Don't I know it?

Let me go. Get someone open that for you. Okay.

Thank you.

Roscoe?

Is that you, Charlie? Yeah.

Hey, there's a cop out there.

What does he want?

Oh, he just wants to buy a gun.

Oh, God, I can do that.

I can sell guns.

Especially the cops.

What the hell is this?

Oh, I just got this from the LAPD.

They got it on some heist or something like that,

and we're supposed to destroy it?

Well, one guy did, and he brought it here.

Said they needed to raise some money for a new police station or something.

I couldn't resist.

Nice. It's cool. Yeah,

but what's in this box?

Now, this is a different story.

You should give this to the cops.

Oh my God.

I know that's not working. Misael.

Where did you get this thing?

Guy told me it was a nuclear warhead, but whatever.

He needed a doozy, so I traded him.

You could touch. It.

I'm not touching that.

Suit yourself.

There it is.

That's crazy.

All right, all right.

Well, Yeah. That cop.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay. Hey.

You told me something.

You would all the time. Like this.

Eating is one of the few pleasures I get out of life.

Helps me relax.

Helps me think.

Okay, so tell me what you're thinking right about now.

I'm thinking about where I can get some good Chinese barbecue pork

to go with this meal. Ooh.

You know, Bill, these murders.

Where is this person or persons?

No person.

I'm convinced that these gang bangers led one

seemingly innocent individual into that dark alley.

And two guys got out with semi-automatic rifles

and ballooned to fucking pieces.

My 25 years of experience leads me to believe that when the lab report comes

back, we're going to see that these guys were killed by the same

weapon.

Maybe.

Hi, I'm Charlie Durham.

I normally deal with Sergeant Johnston.

He transferred to Bakersfield.

Can you tell me if the police report I requested is ready? No.

No, no.

Police reports are issued on Saturdays.

Lady.

Well, can you pull up my files?

No. All the files are locked. Locked?

I've been trying to get this information for a month.

Oh. Oh.

Do you have a problem?

Tell it to the judge.

There's nothing else.

Get out!

In the lobby.

Wonder.

How we can use our weapons.

Another satisfied customer.

Is there a bit of a problem here?

No. No problem.

Wait. There is a problem.

I can't get a police report from that witch behind the counter.

Yeah.

She can be a bit of a witch at times, can't she?

Yeah.

Do you have your case. Number with you?

Yeah. My bag. Great.

Let's go back inside.

And all of you at this time.

Thank you.

Coming through.

It's all right.

We're really good guys.

We're.

Shit!

Thank you.

Barbara.

LAPD at your service.

Sir, we all serve an addition to protect

the surprise. What's going on here?

My car and cell phone died. No.

I was just on my way home. I just live up the block.

If you want me to come over when we do.

You don't have to.

But that would be real.

Consider that.

Yeah. Protect and serve. One.

Look like you forget to take these things out.

Nice place.

Yeah. Thanks.

I mean, I do okay for an honest cop, you know?

Yeah.

I mean, most of my buddies, you know, they're shelling out

half their money for alimony and support for kids.

They never even get to see.

Sucks. Yeah.

No one ever said it was easy being a cop.

No. Sometimes it has its benefits, though.

Never been married.

Never found the right bride.

Yeah, I know woman.

I really like cops.

Yeah.

You nurse? No.

You know, posterior.

Usually a girl likes a cop.

She's either a nurse or prostitutes.

I am not a prostitute.

Good.

Hey, get back here!

Come arrest me, officer.

All right.

You want to rough like that? I'm going to arrest you.

Come on.

Come arrest me, officer.

I want you to book me for murder one.

No. You look a little bit familiar.

Sure you're not a nurse or something?

Well, I'll tell you that after you read me my rights.

What's your name?

Well, you're going to have to make me tell you that.

Oh, right.

All right, I'll make you.

You want to be like a you slutty bitch?

I'll make you. Shit.

These are fucking for you,

My name is the wind blowing across my sister's grave.

You fucking. Pig!

Quiet night.

Have some.

Yeah.

Looks like our friend took the night off.

And one way down.

We did lose a cop.

Sergeant Bob Huff.

Very nice.

Shooting.

Apparently, he got drunk and fell off his balcony.

Shit happens.

Someone called the cops said somebody threw a Christmas tree off the building.

Apparently, Bob

got all tangled up in his Christmas lights when he took his leap off the balcony.

What's he doing with Christmas lights in July?

Taking them down.

Looks like going to have to put them back up again next year.

Investigations.

Detective Rosenberg here by Bloomfield.

Genius filmmaker.

Goodbye, Mike.

I tried to contact Detective Rosenberg

to ask him about the racial slurs he made the other day,

but he hung up,

hiding in silence behind the phone

like a coward.

Like the cowards that burn crosses on

poor black, African Americans.

Blonds like the same cowards who wear white sheets over their heads and.

Just going out of your ass.

Hey, I.

Know it's hot.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Then don't just let you read sonnets.

What? The king cobra malt liquor in the back.

Yeah. So.

I'm sorry that I crashed your car.

You did what?

Yeah. It's an accident. I wasn't paying attention.

Oh, you better have insurance, because I sure as hell don't.

See, that's the thing.

I've gotten in three accidents this year, so my insurance is going up.

You don't give me that shit, you're gonna pay.

Well, can we keep it off the records?

Can I pay you cash?

Cash?

Yeah, well, I don't have any cash on me, but, we could go

look and see what the damage is, and I could drive you to my bank

and give you cash.

All right, well, that car is a collector's item, you know.

Yeah. Red Plymouth.

They are rare these days,

Well, it's going to take a long scratch to fix that thing, right?

Oh, let me get my keys.

Oh my God.

What the fuck? I'm sorry.

We'll take care of this.

We'll take it.

My boyfriend works at this bank.

Oh, shit. I think he's working today.

I know this is going to sound really crazy,

but my boyfriend works at this branch.

See if he sees you and he sees me getting money out of accident prone.

So he's always yelling at me and hitting me.

Maybe you deserve it.

Look, I know this is going to sound lame, but can you get in the trunk of my car?

What? He works at this window.

I need you to hide in the trunk.

Go to the ATM.

Well, the ATM only gives you $300.

And I know the damage is worth more than that.

It is? I'd say about a thousand. A thousand?

Don't you think?

That I'm not taking.

That kind.

My. Drive like a fucking nut.

You know that, right?

Everyone tell me. Then.

Hey, Juan.

Get puzzle.

Fucking piece of shit.

Always do something wrong.

So it looks like the streets have been pretty quiet for a while,

And why is that?

Well, the guy who they wanted only to back off into the darkness.

Or maybe you're way off base.

Maybe it was just a gang in.

No, no, I don't think so.

So. This guy.

You crazy bitch!

I've killed for. Less.

I want some information.

Fuck you! Fuck your mom and your sister too.

Okay, okay.

What?

Don't lie, because I know some of the answers already.

You belong to the truth.

Truth?

A month ago, you were in the Van Nuys jail. Truth?

Yeah, but I didn't do anything.

A girl was murdered. In a cell.

Your cell?

I don't know anything about it.

You saw who did it?

Yeah.

I didn't do it, though.

Which one of you skanks did it?

Oh, give me a name.

She'll kill me.

What do you think I'm going to do? Whistle. Dixie.

Five. Four. Three. Two.

Large. March.

It was large. March to go and give it up.

A large march took care of her. We're going to find her.

Can I go after this?

Maybe. Maybe not. The lava lounge.

Okay, you can go.

I'll drink up.

Watch your step.

Helpful girl. She.

Was. Your

only. You.

By the way.

You're hired back at ten.

Bring out the next one.

Welcome back.

You been

here?

Before?

Yeah.

You know me?

Yeah.

Every day for ten days.

Hey. Drop the rod, lady.

I did something wrong.

You drop the guns, you stupid fucks around the cat guns.

Stole my job.

Last March.

It was large march to go and give it up.

A large march to care for. Our large march to the very front.

I love march to her so much.

To her.

You know, real good.

See you tonight.

Tonight, sugar.

Stop looking at her like that.

She's just a sweet little southern belle.

She couldn't hurt a fly.

Man. The prices of that beef shit.

I'm sticking the donuts from now on.

I love

this place.

She's still selling method ecstasy to kids.

Couple years.

The place is always packed.

You know, she got busted a few months ago.

For what? Pandering.

Did you hear that?

When she was in a Van Nuys holding cell and some girl found dead?

You think she was the killer?

Who the fuck knows? Nobody talks.

That funny?

Even in jail, she can't stay out of trouble.

You know, I'd really love to see that bitch put away once and for good.

She's not the problem.

Who is the problem?

A queen named Harry, bitch.

He's addressed supply supplier sugar daddy.

You want to hold up?

I'd sell my soul to the devil to nail that bastard.

Oh, my.

It's all there.

Okay, so beat it.

Once.

All right, so

let's talk about my problem, Yeah, right.

You know, I tell you, it's that much in this business.

Things happen, but none of this adds up to a conspiracy against you.

They don't call me Large Marge because my big imagination, you know?

So unless you want to look like a lame

ass, you're going to help me do something about this.

Look, Marge, there's been no drop off in meth

amphetamine sales, so I don't even know I got a street.

Gang is buying anymore.

They're all dead.

And my right hand girl, a trinket she's missing.

But not even for 24 hours.

So what the fuck. Do I got your support?

Yay or nay? Okay.

All right, so I'll put some extra people around the lava lounge.

Would that be good enough for you? No.

There's an entire fucking hit squad out to get me in there.

Coming soon.

Real soon.

There is no hit squad. After you.

You know what

your problem is?

You've been using too much of your own product.

It sure is a nice place you got here.

Yeah, I've made you a lot of fucking dumb.

Too bad poodles won't even have a pot to piss in when they're through.

Is that a threat?

They take me out, and you're next.

It's in the cards, see?

Okay.

All right, so, like I said, I'll put some troops around the lava lounge.

Would that keep you quiet?

Jesus Christ.

He's very light.

It's the perfect gun.

It's an up close gun.

So that son of a bitch never messes with you again.

Here's what you do.

You press this to his head and pull the trigger.

Because the bullets got enough power to go through the skull,

but not enough to go all the way through.

So the bullet just sits there.

After five rounds, his brain will look like Swiss cheese.

I don't want to kill him, you know.

I just want to scare him.

Well, I'll just shoot him in the arm, then.

Christ, Bianca.

I mean, you've got a restraining order out on the guy,

and he ignores the judge and just does whatever he wants.

No. These

days, you've got to pack it, because who's going to protect you?

The law.

It's open season on girls out here.

Tell you what.

Normally, there's a two week waiting period

and a basic firearms training course.

You have to take.

But I got this gun from the back.

It's a special gun.

I'm going to give it to you to try out.

Take it around, see how it feels and see what you think.

I'll fill out the paperwork.

Feel how safe and comfortable it is knowing you've got stopping power.

So, what do you think?

What do I think?

Okay.

Hi, I'm Mike Bloomfield, and this is the madness of the gun.

The number one organization

that has exploited the myth of self-defense

in modern society has been the National Rifle Association.

The NRA.

Them, along with gun manufacturers, have played

upon the fears of innocent citizens to keep guns in the hands of our people

and dangerous weapons within reach of our children.

We're here

at the national headquarters of the NRA,

and they're closed.

Doors are locked and closed.

It's always been locked, and they're hiding behind closed doors like Carol.

What are you doing?

Oh, here's a representative of the NRA. Now,

I'm Mike Bloomfield.

Maybe you remember me from my last video, The Sonny Bono Conspiracy.

How Sonny Bono was murdered.

Missed it. What do you want?

What I want, sir, is what the people want to know why the NRA is closed?

Why are their doors locked?

The day after the Avocado Street massacre.

The day after the blood, the carnage.

Why are you hiding behind locked doors?

Who the fuck was Sonny Bono murdered.

The guy skated into a tree.

Oh, yes, but the tree was moved.

Well, to answer your question, the NRA is closed.

Today is Saturday.

Oh, it reopened on Monday.

Now get out of here.

You and your wacky conspiracies. Beat it.

See you there.

I'm being asked to leave.

Wait,

is, that camera turned off?

No. Okay.

Okay, okay.

Sonny Bono. Was murdered.

What?

Listen, man.

My brother works for the CIA, right?

He's head of domestic assassinations.

Anyway, he got these things called semiconductor edges.

These things make things float, right.

So you put one of these in someone skis, then you turn it on.

Suddenly they're flying through the air,

and then they can control the skiers movements with a joystick.

So they killed both that Kennedy and Bono, about a week apart.

But damn it, that's brilliant.

Where were you when I was doing the Sonny Bono conspiracy?

Setting bear traps with Ted Nugent.

Okay, I asked you guys here for a reason.

Large Marge has been really fucking up.

I want all of you to keep your eye on large, Marge.

I got too much money invested in this business.

That one dumb bitch. Fuck it up for me.

You understand?

Jesus Christ.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I'm not through yet.

Something else.

Don't let me hear about any of her stupid activities from anybody else.

You know what I'm saying?

She's the one that's screwing up everything for our business.

So just watch it. That's all I'm saying.

Also, what's the number one rule that I have?

The rule I've always had. Have.

Momma says don't

get high from the outside that you never do your own stash.

Right? What? I didn't know there were rule.

Jesus, don't do your own stuff.

Large Marge keeps doing her own brother. Did.

I told her that was a problem.

From now on.

Keep your eye out on large, Marge.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay, go for it. Be.

At home.

All. This.

That was Bunny blue.

Give it up for.

Bunny blue moon.

While you're scarlet.

And here she is.

Scarlet.

Oh, Vera.

Hello,

sister.

It's my dog.

Step right up.

Sister.

Let me.

You dog! She.

No way.

Okay.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Hey, why don't you take it off already?

Come on. Hey! Fuck off! Now! Correct me.

Give me.

Hey. Wants to go back to plantation where he belongs.

Honey. If you could fuck up my mother.

Fuck off!

Let's.

You know what?

You should be paying me for this shit.

Come on.

You know, that's my wife. You.

Oh, real.

Oh, yeah.

As real as my disease.

I don't blame you so much.

Well, we feel real right now.

They're real.

Did you go with my nine millimeter handgun?

Oh, come.

Oot Harley's more tits that way.

Come on.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Oh!

Hey! What's going on in there?

A little busy.

Shooting, everyone. Go!

Hey, what the.

Fuck is going. On?

Fucking Ray.

Kill the first person that comes to that door as we're all fucking dead.

Just cover my ass.

Okay. I.

Don't kill me!

You fucking bitch! Oh!

Come on.

Give me the fucking gun!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

This is for my sister.

You fucking evil type bitch!

Oh, no.

Shit.

Shit. Showtime. She's tired.

Oh, you didn't see him.

Oh. It's okay.

She. And.

I don't know.

Maybe.

I don't

know. Oh.

This is unfucking believable.

We just figured it out. Oh.

Fucking die!

You mean. We.

Used to be.

Stupid!

Oh my God!

And coming.

To. Still think this is gang

related?

Fuck!

Holly, when?

Well, at least they took

the whole lot of Hollywood.

Look.

Now, what did this guy look like?

I can't believe Large Marge is dead.

Yeah. She was a great human being.

Now, what about the guy?

What guy? The.

Because it leaked on stage and shot Large Marge.

That was no guy.

It was Scarlett O'Hara. Oh, well.

Who the hell's Scarlett O'Hara?

The actor. Followed me.

I mean, she couldn't work the pole.

Couldn't dance with the shit.

Sure was a crack shot, though.

To the person who did all this was a stripper.

No, she couldn't have been a stripper.

She stunk.

And she never even took off her clothes.

Okay, can you just wait right here? No,

let me tell you, it looks like we got our work cut out for a chair.

But I'm gonna check my computer tonight.

Find anybody even loosely associated with Large Marge.

This person may not even have a record.

Maybe she gave bad jokes to this girl or her friends or family,

and somebody died because of it.

Now she's striking back. It just.

It just stinks of revenge. You know, I don't understand.

Why the fuck did she hit the.

Avocado Street gang first?

I mean, why didn't she just kill Large Marge?

Maybe she'd know a Large Marge was until recently.

But she's not going to stop. She's having way too much fun.

You know, it's funny.

If you look at the Hollywood sign now the hoe is out of Hollywood.

The person took the hoes out of Hollywood.

I it's pretty funny.

When they're rolling all we know.

Okay, I say, what are

action?

The person in question broke into the lava lounge,

killing large rock contents at five security guards.

This led to a car chase around the Hollywood Hills.

Any truth that this was a woman?

Well, not sure if it's a woman or a man.

We do know that the person is Caucasian.

Definitely Caucasian.

Now, whoever's doing this, I urge you to stop.

Stop the killing and stop the violence.

It leads to nothing.

If you turn yourself in, they'll be given your full rights under the law.

How'd I do? It's perfect.

Jesus Christ, the fucking hot pepper

bitch was right.

Well, so far, I have two things.

I got jack and shit.

How you.

But I think I got something here.

For Bill.

You must be tired.

Just say this person's dead.

No, no, that's Molly Durham.

Sister's living here in Los Angeles.

Like this?

Molly Dern came out here from North Carolina,

pulled over for a broken taillight

with a 22 pistol the very same night she entered city Los Angeles.

Felony thrown in the Van Nuys holding cell.

Her sister Charlie could make the $25,000 bond claim.

Molly ignorant of California law in North Carolina.

Possession of firearms and misdemeanor sister Molly found dead in the jail cell

the next morning, placed with hardened poontang gang.

No witnesses.

You know,

you may have something here. Yeah, well.

You haven't heard nothing yet.

Large Marge was in that holding cell.

So was the trunk of Brown Lee.

Trinkle was found dead.

Fell off a cliff on Mount Wilson.

No idea how she got there. No car.

This.

Charlie, have a copy of the police report?

Since right here

complained, police lied in the report and murdered her sister.

Second amendment rights violated.

Guess who made the arrest of her sister?

Oh, don't look at me. I wasn't there. No.

Now, if it was you, you would have fell from the apartment balcony.

You mean that drunken cop, Van Nuys?

And she's a cop killer out there? She work.

Does she have a job?

Yeah, she works at, bulls eye, bull's eye guns and animals.

Perfect access to all the fucking firearms in California.

What do you think?

You go pick her up. Not yet.

I want you to look at this girl. I want you to comes out.

Tell me if you recognize her.

Is Scarlett O'Hara. Okay.

You know, it was dark.

I have trouble with my eyes.

Don't eat a lot of carrots.

You eat carrots?

Oh, occasionally in a salad. I'm.

Here she comes. Here she comes.

Perfect. Sweet.

Sweet.

Hold on.

I just had laser surgery, and my eyes are all scratchy.

Look at it. Look. Are you gonna miss her?

Look at God damn it.

Look at her.

Don't you want your bottle back?

There's still some fluid left.

Thanks.

Wipe off the end.

I wouldn't want you to get something stuck in your eye.

That I'm not sure.

What do you mean, you're not sure?

I didn't get a good look at her.

You can't see me any closer. You could have kissed her.

I got to go. No, no, no. You're not going to help me.

I'm a good looking woman.

At 18, I'm old and together.

But I won't be good looking forever.

Especially if someone like that gets a hold of me.

If you're scared, I'll give you full police protection, I promise.

Yeah, right.

Like you care about an 18 year old stripper.

Fuck off!

Hey hey, hey, come on, come on.

And then I pressed the gun against his head,

and I said, if you ever hit me again.

This is for you.

I'm so scared. You know what happened next?

What happened?

He ran from the house screaming, screaming and crying.

And the next day to sign the divorce papers.

It's like he's out of our lives forever.

Oh, good for you.

Thanks for everything, Charlie.

He saved our lives.

Thank you.

Oh. You're welcome.

We'll come back in two weeks and I'll give you the paperwork.

Okay. Bye bye.

Oh, congratulations.

Nice meeting.

Hello.

Hi. Officer Rosenberg.

You know me.

I saw you on the news last night. Oh.

Yeah. Sure.

So has the manhunt for the killer lawyer.

That's going following up some leads.

And where were you last night, Miss Charlie?

Charlie Durham.

Well, I was in bed.

I was in bed with Charles Bronson.

I've got Death Wish on DVD.

It's classic movie.

Well, death wish to. And whatever.

That's real garbage for the first one.

Did you know that Charles Bronson never found out

who killed his wife and ruined his family?

He just goes out night after night, killing and killing.

It's kind of like an existential masterpiece sort of thing.

It's been a long time since I've seen it.

Do you remember how it ends?

The crime goes down so much that the cop lets him go.

Well, the guy I'm hunting for is going to go straight to jail.

I don't believe in happy endings.

Well, it's not a happy ending.

He never finds out who wrecked his family.

Kind of like you and your sister.

I read the police report.

I'm following up.

We need to talk.

My mother won't talk to me anymore.

She volunteering for the whole thing.

Okay, so he talked his sister into coming to California.

Look, it's not your fault.

It's just very, very, very bad luck.

You see, when I first came out here, it was wonderful.

There's not much work in North Carolina.

There's plenty of work out here.

So I wanted to share that with my sister.

It was lonely from a family.

So when she got pulled over, I was in this panic

trying to raise money for her bond. $25,000.

They wanted to get her away from these hardened criminals.

Well, I got the money and.

They tell me she's dead.

I pity

the details on what happened. Just.

Your sister's dead.

Bye. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That was definitely wrong.

Database is putting a system in a cell with hardened criminals.

Well, I've lost my whole family.

Now I have nothing.

In the city.

Just chain me up and spit me out.

To be honest, this might sound strange being that I'm a policeman.

But if I were you, I'd still serve.

Well, not all policemen, but some of the Van Nuys Division.

I mean, you have a good case. You might win.

You think this is about money?

No. No.

Okay. I'm sorry.

That's California's entertaining problem.

Sue wanted to sue, like, making some money grubbing lawyer.

Richards is going to solve anything.

Will it bring my sister back?

No, it won't, and I'm sorry I wasn't using my hand.

I'm sorry.

You know, people should be more like Charles

Bronson in Death Wish and take matters into their own hands.

If the government tries to stop them.

Well, then just take care of that, too.

Death wish was a movie.

A stupid, manipulative movie.

You said you had some new information on my sister's death.

I'm going to be home tonight.

I'll be home.

Well, I'll call you when I'm sure about the information.

Thanks.

You know, I really feel like you're a good guy, Officer Rosenberg.

Oh, that's how I feel. You can call me al.

What the fuck is this?

Some kind of. Porno or something?

Porno?

That's my award winning documentary.

Okay, tell me about.

The, How about my money? I.

Hear 2500.

Cash is king.

Okay, now,

what can you tell me about the insanity, the madness,

the massacre that happened at the Lava Lounge a couple of days ago?

Well, Detective Rosenberg said it could be a man or a woman.

But it was a woman.

A woman? Yes.

That's what I told Rosenberg.

I wouldn't identify, though.

You saw her?

Pretty sure, but I wouldn't. Identifier.

This cops ain't going to help me.

And that chick's a killing machine.

Where do you see her?

Heading to work.

She works over at that gun shop on Broadway in Loma.

Who should I be telling you this? Oh.

Yes. This is strictly confidential.

Don't you worry. Okay.

So funny.

What I

was thinking I got a bit more of this stuff

and, some more time.

You wanted to.

It was Benjamin.

I was naked.

I don't know what the fuck do you think I am, some kind of whore?

No, I was just merely seeing if maybe you would be interested in,

I don't know, a little extra time.

But the kid.

No kissing.

Deal.

Some chick has been doing all of these killings.

Some chick?

A little girl from the South,

This is exactly.

I'm thinking about changing the name from The madness

of the gun to

the deadly Dixie chick killing me.

So you think this kid's the one,

I'm not sure.

Why not try something?

Hello?

Hi, Charlie. Doctor rosenberg.

Hi. Detective rosenberg, how are you?

Keeping busy. Still on the trip?

Killer.

Well, I hope you catch them.

You never get a ticket. It's a. Girl.

I used to run drugs for this guy named Harry.

Mitch. Harry Bishop.

His name was in a big mansion up in the hills.

Now, we kind of think he's tied to your sister's murder.

But since we really can't do anything as yet.

So don't get your hopes up.

I'll let you know that I'm on the case.

Working hard.

Thanks, al.

1 in 3. Molly back.

No, thanks.

Call me in about a week.

And that's how things are going.

Thanks for trying, al. Bye.

There's a chance that.

You know if I'm right, she's going to try to nail Harry niece tonight.

And what if she succeeds? She's our man.

What if she kills Nitch?

Oh, God forbid. Bite your tongue.

And all you do is crying.

Can you feel,

those feelings real?

Look at your game, girl.

Look at your game, girl.

What a mad delusion.

Living in that confusion,

frustration and down.

Can you ever live around the game?

As that game.

Bad game.

Just to say you love not another.

If you can't be true.

And you can't tell those lies. Baby.

But you're on that phone and you can.

You believe,

those feelings when you look at your game girl?

Oh, look at your game girl.

You can't feel,

And the feelings ain't real.

When you first try em.

You know you're gonna play crying.

Stop trying to cry.

That's the game.

You're just. Sad.

Sad game.

I think

once that, Taste.

I think it's what it seems.

Sweat down your mind from the naked stage.

Oh, stop.

I know what

it's like to be locked up inside.

Just like what I did.

How to be inside of you.

How do I feel inside?

How does it feel?

That's what I say.

I think it's inside your head.

I have.

I know what it is that makes me feel.

I got it all.

That's just how I feel.

I want more guards out by the fucking pool.

Get me.

You gotta.

Go! Them.

How do I feel inside?

You have to be inside.

Inside.

You got to go inside.

That makes you.

A space

what it seems on my neck.

To my body.

Stay.

Back!

Oh, I.

Don't respond.

It's too damn quiet.

Hey! It's here.

It's.

Hey, Jimmy.

Listen, I'm gonna turn in, okay?

Jimmy!

Jimmy, can you hear me?

Jimmy. This is.

Jimmy's gone. What do you. Mean? God?

He's doing the backstroke face down.

Oh, okay.

This is it.

This is wall man.

I'll take the back door.

Hey, Bob.

Stay where I can see you.

Oh, my God.

She hasn't moved in quite a while.

No answer.

I got a really bad feeling about this.

19 month insurgency.

You know.

Muncie.

Muncie. Come on. Muncie.

Get up here!

People.

Yeah.

Do that.

Yeah. Get him!

Regular park.

Come on.

Go, go!

Okay.

Come on.

Camouflage.

Oh, yeah.

0000.

Oh. 1826 1880.

In. Nature's out 80911 call from Harry Nietzsche.

Fuck. She's there now.

Let's go. Oh!

0000000.

Oh. Oh.

I'm gonna kill you, you fucking bitch!

Oh. 1111111.

One one.

Let's get out of here.

Let the regular cops handle this shit and ease the paperwork right.

That kid has got balls of steel.

So let's go bust those picker downtown.

Let's go.

We're on our way to bust this bitch right?

I'll tell you what we're going to find if we do.

Somebody's pretending to be asleep in bed.

There'll be no murder weapon found.

So what are you telling me?

We're not going in?

It's a waste of time. It's a waste of time. What?

This is bullshit, for Christ's sakes.

You want a bust or what?

Yes. Yeah.

There's always tomorrow to tomorrow.

What?

What, is she, a girlfriend or something?

Oh! Shut up.

Set it. Up.

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

I got em.

I got em all. I got them all.

Molly,

the job is done.

Now there's nothing else to do.

Then I can come and join you.

Oh, now we can be together.

Oh, oh,

don't do it.

Please don't do it.

Don't kill yourself.

I've got too many scumbags to kill.

Who is going to kill all the scumbags if you kill yourself?

And there's so many more scumbags to kill.

Please don't do it.

Don't let. Dan!

I know I'm right.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Come in.

Thanks for seeing me, Scott.

What do you find so terrible?

Amusing?

What are you doing here?

You know how I feel about shrinks, But I got a problem.

Look, I, I don't have a wife I could talk to.

I talked to the lieutenant to fire me.

So I need a nice, soothing voice to give me a little bit of guidance.

Don't look for me to be a wife now.

Come on.

We've got a problem. What is it? The killer.

That's funny. You know, we've been hearing about this.

Most likely a girl.

She's killing people that I hate.

You know, I like what she's doing.

She's killing drug dealers and all these bad people.

So she's making my job easier.

And I also find a charismatic guy, and I think I like her a little bit.

But the thing about her is she's not going to settle for jail.

I mean, I have to take this girl down.

I don't know what you're here for. Am I?

You want me to give you permission to go ahead and kill this woman?

No, that's just I. I don't want to kill her.

You're going to have a hard time convincing me.

And an even harder time convincing the department.

The the, the, the the, the.

The and the, How?

Okay.

Snap out of it.

Come on.

Are you okay? Oh.

How. Snap out of it.

Are you okay?

Man. I'm seeing things.

What are you saying?

How are you?

How are you doing?

All right.

Yeah, well.

I got you something I think you're really going want with open up.

And we have.

So, so.

Oh, my God, this looks just like my sister's gun.

That is your sister's gun.

Oh my God.

How'd you get this?

Can you tell me what was pulling strings?

Wow. Oh my God.

This is the only thing on my sister I have left.

And no, no.

Thank you,

ma'am.

So, do let me.

Will you stand down?

We do.

Come down.

I know you're out of my league, but can we have lunch again, please?

Can I take an early lunch?

Well, I think I can hold down the fort.

Why not? Bro.

All right,

that's.

So, any more evidence

on this Nietzsche fella?

Charlie.

You know, when I know that this Nietzsche fellow is dead.

We also know how he died.

Look, I like you, kid buddy, and I envy you. Why?

Because every time I shoot off my gun, I have to explain to my supervisor,

the public, the commissioner why I did what I did.

Why? Shot off my gun?

You can go all over the streets

and kill all these scumbags with no one to answer to.

With the exception of the cop that arrested your sister,

I actually like your work.

All right, let's pretend I am this mad killer.

Well, why not work together?

Work together?

Yeah.

You give me the names of the people that need.

What?

And I'll do the job.

Well,

because I'm a cop and I like my work.

And I want my pension.

I uphold the law.

You should just walk away.

Just get lost.

Get lost.

Get lost because you're going to get caught.

You may even get killed.

And I be the one who has to do it.

Get out of town by sundown, Sheriff.

I got you now, my ticket.

You can't go back to North Carolina.

Back to Durham. Back to your home.

Explain to Roscoe

that you might have got sick or something, but you just have to leave.

That's it. You have to quit.

I can't go back.

Not yet. You have no choice.

You're leaving tonight? I'm taking you to the airport.

Hi, al.

Christ. Now.

And who's the lovely lady?

A friend serving a private lunch.

Please get lost. Oh, come on.

Okay.

Camera off,

and I'll pick up the tab, courtesy of the BCC. No!

Get out of here.

Any news on the, deadly Dixie chick killer?

It's going to be the name of my new documentary,

The Deadly Dixie Chick Killer.

What do you think of that name?

It sounds like a bad country band.

What's your name?

Charlie.

Did I see you coming out of the gun store earlier?

Do you work there?

Yeah.

Well, how do you feel about

putting the weapons of mass destruction out on the street?

I'm helping people protect themselves.

Isn't that what the police are for?

Yeah, well, the police can't always be there when you need them.

And it is our Second Amendment constitutional right.

The militia.

Are you in the militia?

No, I'm in the NRA.

All right, look, I want to be frank with you, girlie.

You two. Rosenberg.

Tomorrow, I'm going to announce my new documentary to the press.

Deadly Dixie chick killer is going to be my grip.

It's going to be the greatest anti-gun documentary ever.

Hip, hip. Hooray!

Why can't decent, law abiding citizens carry a firearm?

I mean, why do people with no criminal record when caught

protecting themselves, end up in the slammer with hardened criminals?

Spoken like a true gun fanatic.

Hey, it's your stupid views that got my sister killed.

And you destroy my family and ruin my life.

You fucking liberal cowards make me sick.

Your laws?

Yeah.

Your laws are against the law and against the Constitution.

Oh, it looks like I struck a little nerve there. Charlie.

Charlie, relax.

Take it easy.

Anyway, you both might want to tune in tomorrow.

I'll be on excess entertainment.

And you both should watch,

cause you're a big part of my movie.

A big part.

So we'll see you later.

Don't forget the cashier on your way out.

Arrest you for theft?

That asshole knows something.

You gotta let. Me kill him.

No you're not.

It doesn't concern you.

And besides, you're leaving tonight.

Goodbye, Charlie.

I think I'm going to miss her for. Now.

I'll hear

what she never got off the plane.

Are you sure?

Do you know how much for an accessory?

Ready? Yeah.

Come in. Can you lose your hat?

Yeah. Your hat.

I can't think of the hat.

Three. Two. One.

Coming right up on AXS entertainment documentary renegade.

Mike Bloomfield is here to tell us juicy tidbits about his new documentary.

I will be naming the deadly Dixie chick killer who's been terrorizing Hollywood.

I will also be revealing the police officer who's been protecting her.

Also, special news on Hollywood, Larry and Mickey.

It's all coming up next on Axis Entertainment.

You got all that?

She's going to go after Mike Bloomfield.

Oh my God. Tune in tomorrow.

I'll be an actress.

In a plane.

That's out here. What? Studio tapes.

Access entertainment.

The address. Fun.

Who left the door open?

I don't know. It looks like somebody forced it open.

Call security.

I want it quiet in here.

All right.

And now my Hollywood.

All you people are. Here tonight on.

Entertainment.

Hello, I'm Wendy Cummings.

Welcome to Access Entertainment Tonight.

As promised, we have here Mike Bloomfield here

to tell us about his new docu drama, The Deadly Dixie Chick Killer.

Thank you. Wendy.

But first, we have to go to Holly Barry's new films Wedding Photographer,

where she has some very special news.

Wendy.

Wonderful news.

The pregnancy test came back positive.

In fact, kidney was supposed to go on first.

Mike, you're up next.

I'm up next. This is supposed to be about me.

This is big news I got.

And you're going to some nepotistic twat is missing her fucking period

and bullshit.

I'll name my baby apple. Yes, apple.

Everything I've ever wanted in life has come my way.

Now, that exclusive interview we promised with Mike Bloomfield.

Thank you. Lenny.

But first, a word from Mick. Mick?

Yeah.

Wendy. I just saw you lying fucking bitch.

Mike, please.

Another nepotistic cock sucker.

What's next? Sean pins. Ingrown toenail.

We're almost ready for you.

This show is supposed to be about me. Me?

I didn't have some door open for me by some Francis Ford cock suckle.

Mike, relax.

I'm out of your risking my neck, and nobody appreciates it.

We're coming back on.

All right, everybody, we're coming back on three.

Two, one.

Now, that special interview we promised with filmmaking

is to ordinaire Mike Bloomfield. Thank you. Wendy.

After a word from our sponsors.

Oh, Christ.

Two. Mike, you do a lot of risky shooting.

Do you carry a gun?

Absolutely not.

Well, I'm sure you've angered some people in your controversial documentaries.

Yes, but guns are for cowards.

Wendy and Mike Bloomfield is no coward.

Well, I heard in a magazine.

Film that I'm working on now, the deadly Dixie Chick Killer

exposes the corruption and hypocrisy of today's media.

Excuse me, sir, you can't come in.

I'm a cop.

Excuse me sir.

Can I see some I.D.?

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.

It's been here.

And as we all know,

our town is being terrorized.

But the authorities haven't told you.

Is that.

It's been terrorized by a one woman hit squad.

That's right. One woman.

They also have neglected to tell you that this

savage, murdering psycho is being protected

by a detective of the police squad.

His name

is. Virgil.

Now that's my name.

His name? Bloomfield.

Drop your gun.

You lie. Son of a bitch.

You know you got one.

His name.

His name is.

His name is.

Oh my God!

Let go of. Me!

I got.

I got it.

I got the Dixie chick killer, I got her.

I might Bloomfield have killed the Dixie chick killer

dead Mike Bloomfield.

I saved you.

I saved you all.

Kiss my sisters.

Black cat.

Ass. Yeah. Charlie.

Come on now. No.

Why aren't you on that plane, Charlie?

Because an ambulance will be all right.

Oh my God, Charlie!

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

It's the beginning.

And it's.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm sorry. You.

Just got

to keep you.

Jumping the sky for the free.

A free.

Fall was like

the fall was my day.

It's all

so. Come,

man. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Feel the.

Flash.

I should say.

I to be strong.

I know fire deep inside.

Trust me.

And you never be the same.

I am the afterlife.

I am inside the light.

I am the sun, the moon.

I am the night I die.

I. Need.

You. Sometimes.