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Modifying your order, alright we've got it, all confirmed!

So sorry for the trouble! Of course! No problem.

It's happening again...

Why?

We live under the same roof, how can there be such a gap between us?

Talent-?

Get out of the way.

Pleased to meet you. My name is Natsume Kei.

-Greetings. -P-pleased to meet you........

Natsume-san is in an important person in charge of a large scale project-

that's looking to recruit new talent.

He's come here today to offer you a job as a sort of trial for that.

Large scale project...

I've got this feeling like I already turned this down, what's up with that?

Sorry?

Isn't this the first time the three of you have met?

Well sure.

Yeah...

Wait sh-

Let's move on to the job at hand.

To start, we'll have the two of you-

Infiltrate this shop, Izakaya Ao as part timers.

The workers at this restaurant have been responsible for scamming and extortion.

There are rumors that the shop has been used for money laundering as well.

Once you've found evidence of this

the staff is to be executed immediately.

Um, so, is it like

alright if I ask a little question?

Ma'am.

Okay, alright.

So like, killing everyone and all that is fine and all,

but like, a part time job,

I can't do a part time job.

Customer service and kitchen stuff are both impossible for me.

Yeah yup yes indeed

This girl just ain't built for it

Not happening

What do you mean "not built for it"?

Well, Fukagawa-san has tried to take on that kind of work before, yes.

But we've come to understand it just doesn't fit her.

The organization has given her special accommodations.

Special accommodations?

Speaking personally, I wouldn't recommend this for her either.

I didn't even know they did special arrangements.

I mean to begin with, assassins have always been trained to have varied skillsets.

but I can't do it.

In the past you couldn't even get that much out of her.

Hey looking at it that way it might even be kind of impressive-

In the world we live in,

You won't "but I can't" your way out of things.

You've always got to be ready to take responsibility

It's not impossible. You're doing it.

What?

Wha-what?

I mean come on, aren't you both over 20?

"but I can't" stopped working past 10 or so.

Just how long are you going to keep being this irresponsible in life?

Frankly as an assassin, having no other skills is just going to hurt your future prospects.

Are you hearing what I'm saying?

How much thought have the two of you put into your future?

Our future...

Ah geez, she's frozen up.

Just now, because you were going on and on about all of that

She's probably just reeling a bit still

Nyaa~

just had to act like a cat meowing

Glad to have you back...

Uhh?

Did she not hear what I was saying?

-It's not that she didn't hear you! It's just, well, talking about the future and all... -The future...

No that's not what this discussion is about

Dreams?

-You know, so, like, our future, right... -In the future...

Peoples....lives...

-Sup...sup- -Their lives...

-Like, saving...? The world.... -Yeah true, like, a job where....

Yes that's it. We want a career where you can save the world.

Yep.

-Ugh -"Living irresponsibly" he said...

Too much pressure...

You went pretty hard on the two of them.

This summer was their first time being picked for the team match after all.

You baby them too much, Susano-san.

If they act like that in the field, what then?

Well...

This is just the world we live in.

We can't go back to how things used to be.

Isn't it the same with you, Kei?

We're getting old.

C'mon man.

Cheers.

-"Cheers"? Man this is barley tea. -It is what it is.

Starting today, our two new part timers, Fukagawa-san and Sugimoto-san!

Here's to it.

Looking forward to working with you!

So alright, here we go.

Chisato...

...Chisato...

Chisatotti...

Totti sounds good.

Sorry?

See, around here, we all call each other by nicknames.

Mahiro-chan...let's see...

Mahhi...

TL Note: This refers to the Japanese name for the Hamadryas baboon.

Mantohihi.

Forget I said that.

These are the worst part timers of all time, help me.

You think of something, Vegeta.

Me? I'm not too good at that kind of thing

I'm sure you've got plenty of jokes thought up, Mr. YouTube over here.

They're calling this guy Vegeta.

He doesn't have an ounce of Vegeta in him.

Umm, with your name being Mahiro...

Pisuke!

Man that sounds nothing like Mahiro, come on.

What do you think that means?

No idea.

Anyway there we have it, Totti and Pisuke.

Looking forward to working with you.

Looking forward to it!

We've reached the worst part time job.

Table 2...

Where is table 2...

New party, we'll need 3 regular beers out here.

(unintelligible Vegeta noises)

Totti, you're doing great at calling orders out today!

Haha, thanks.

-New customer! -On my way!

Pisuke Pisuke Pisuke y-, Pisuke yo- Pisuke are you good?

Okay alright okay

Take a second take a second hand it over yup just like that.

Can you get out the canapés? Go get the canapés. Thank you.

-What are canapés again? -Right over there. Yup right there.

Just over there yeah over on the counter.

Sorry, thanks for helping out.

You can send them out now.

-You can send them out now. -Where do they go?

-They go to table 2 -Uhh, canapé...

They're right there.

Hey Pisuke, another one here for you to take care of.

I've always hated izakayas.

Canapé...

Ugh...

I apologize, all I do is cause problems.

I'm garbage at this, I can't do anything right?

I'm so small, and clumsy, and I can't even remember the items on the menu.

How about sake?

Come on now, that's not true.

For at least a year, I was totally useless here.

-Seriously? -It's true

Vegeta-san...you're such a nice guy.

This is the first time I've met a YouTuber.

-Me too.

Do you have a video? I'd like to see one.

Well, I mean,

I don't even have a subscriber yet...

I want to watch, for real.

For real?

Guess I can't help it!

Just wait a second here

Hey I wanna see

Let me take a look-huh?!

Over 2000 followers?

-That's incredible! -It's not all that wild!

No it's not!

It's embarrassing! Don't look at it.

Totti, you're also an actress right?

Well...

-That's awesome! -It's not really all that...

(Boss) -Ain't it great to be young?

I was in a band way back when,

lot of stuff happened, I ended up quitting.

Right now, I'd just like this shop to become a place people can call home.

For sure...

By the way, this oyakodon is super good.

Damn right!

I'd love if you could tell me the recipe next time.

I dunno....

-Someday I will! -Someday?

What's going on?

That funny?

Wild, this is way too funny.

This is too good. Seriously?

I'm so happy, thank you!

It's great. You're gonna blow up.

By the way, Pisuke-san, what kind of stuff do you usually do?

Gee, well, the truth is I'm actually an assassin.

Why don't you try to hit me? Right here buddy.

Assassin?

Pisuke, you're too funny!

What do you mean "an assassin"?

C'mon girlie let's get you some water.

I'm not drinking water, I won't give in!

Vegeta-san, hit me man.

C'mon, you're the best man.

C'mon, c'mon, try and hit me!

Are you okay? Sorry about this sorry about this.

-If he'd just have hit me it would have been fine. -Are you alright? -That was wild.

You okay there?

So sorry.

-Pisuke-san!

-Are you hurt? Good?

She just drank too much.

-You awake?

-What were you doing? Hey?

Where does it hurt?

I'm okay.

You had me worried!

Pisuke-san!

The hell does "society and responsibility go hand in hand" even mean?

I don't get it!

All I can do is kill people!

-I get it, I get it, I get it. -What is even wrong

with doing what you want to do?

Deadass.

Basically,

we're just screwed

if we try to turn down another job, right?

But hey, you can do customer service though.

Waiting tables was no problem for you.

Canapé. Canapé.

canapé. Canapé. CANAPÉ.

-canapé. Canapé. CANAPÉ. -So like,

...How am I supposed to know which one it goes to anyway...

I'm sorry...

...I'm sorry...

I was rushing like crazy

It was my bad. It won't happen again. Do you forgive me?

Yesno.

Which is it??

I'm gonna die.

I'm beat.

Here you go.

Miso udon...

Yup.

...Angel...

You good?

Oh no.

Last night was a disaster.

Like couldn't have been worse, right?

I don't think I can go back.

Can't...

Too hot

This is my dark history.

No...

This isn't even history yet.

It's still going on.

My dark history, every day.

Dark everyday happenings in progress.

This is just my dark present progressive.

I'm jealous of the people who can just call it a dark history.

It's looking like a dark future too.

Let's go in early today.

We'll apologize together.

Alright girlie, here we go.

I think I might have a fever.

No you don't, come on.

It'll be fine.

-Fine... -Nice

Clocking in here...

...clocking in here....

This month we got three-hundred, here you go.

A hundred a piece.

-A hundred? -What?

This is way too light.

What's up with this?

Just how it is right now man.

But hey, I found a good mark here.

Kubota Tetsu, he's the president of a famous company.

Kubota?

Our income isn't coming in just like last month?

It'll be alright, we'll come up with a plan.

I'm not doing it.

Why's that?

I mean, come on, I've got like 2000 followers.

I'm just saying, if we can trick this guy,

We'll be rolling in dough.

No way, no wa-Cut it out the part timers are here.

Hey there team.

What's up, you guys working here?

You two are early today.

...yeah...

So umm...

I'm really sorry, about last night.

Huh? S'all good whatever.

I got so drunk, and I caused everyone so much trouble.

Especially for you, Vegeta-san,

I like really apologize.

Ain't no worry at all! Completely dang fine!

I had a lot of fun actually.

Are you kidding?

It's all good!

I was the one who brought the drinks out. And nobody is upset about it.

Honestly, if anything really, just make sure you're okay.

Really, just be sure.

Shochu has had me fighting for my life in there before too.

-I'm glad it's okay -Same here

Anyway, we're going to go get changed.

Sure.

Well, see you later then.

-Sure -See ya -See you later then!

This is my first time here, but I like this place.

Is that so?

It's comfortable, like I'm at home.

We're glad to hear that.

Do your best.

I will, thanks for coming in.

-Run this one over to the counter please -Got it!

Wait up a second Mayu, take this.

What's up?

Since it's so busy, I threw this new dish together for you.

-No way! -What is it?

I threw together brown rice Canapés

It's crazy good.

You'll see you'll see, it's crazy.

Ain't it good, ain't it good? -This is great!

Told ya! We're gonna put it on the menu from tomorrow.

~Glad you liked it~

~Order up!~

I'll be coming back soon.

We'll be waiting for you.

This is a nice shop.

Sure is.

The people were nice too.

Sure were.

Say 'deez'

Sweet, thank you!

What's that, Insta?

Yeah- oh this turned out great.

Great work today everyone. Good job everyone

You two really can't join tonight?

Well, tonight's a bit...

Next time for sure though.

C'mon, the food is so delicious though!

Sorry, for re-

This is like the reason to work here!

Hey that's the truth.

For real, sorry, we're taking off, great work y'all.

-Great work today -Good job -Have a good one

Let's bring them in on this.

Absolutely not.

I was opposed to them working here to begin with.

You're just being stingy because your cut would go down.

Come again?

Hell are you saying. Today was way too close.

I'm with you on that.

I'm getting restless over here.

Y'know,

those two have the same look in their eyes we do,

You feel me?

I suppose they did laugh at my videos.

We might be able to get through to them.

-No you idiot, that's not what I meant at all.

Idiot?

Yeah, idiot.

Fuck you mean, meathead?

These guns won't take that shit bro.

Back it up then, dickhead.

Wha-

Mayu?

Mayu...?

Why?

It's done.

That tsukune was pretty good.

Really?

I've never had it before.

Wait really?

It goes down crazy good.

Dang, now I'm wishing I had.

With any of the orders that got messed up,

I devoured the food in the back.

That's unfair.

All I got was what they gave me for my breaks.

Hey mind if we hit the convenience store?

Huh?

I gotta get some cash.

Sure

Can we get ice cream too?

No prob.

Let's freaking go.

Did everything go well?

Alright, we'll take it into consideration.

Sugimo-

I apologize sir.

Sugimoto...Chisato...

Fukagawa...Mahiro...

Not bad at all.

Let's proceed with them.

Are... are you sure, sir?

A new wind...

a breath of fresh air...

is necessary.

A breath...

Certainly...

Fresh...

Need a hand?

If you could set out the rice, tea, and chopsticks please.

On it.

Thanks for the food.

The oyakodon at the shop was better...

I wonder how they made it so good.

Nah, this is super good.

-Really -This is so good honestly.

Thank you so much for making this.

'Course.

That's gotta be it, they made the top level differently.

What's this one in here?

The stock maybe?

Huh?

Maybe it's the meat.

The meat is so good.

It's great.

This one.

Not sure.

This goes together so well with the tea.

I give it 200 points

You'll be participating in a group operation.

That's our least favorite kind...

-So cute! -What's that?

Apologize, scum.

(TL Note: likely the name of the operation)

Fūrinkazan

So cute, extremely cute, right there.

You will never be forgiven.