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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,923 [Opening Music] 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,802 Ladies and gentlemen of the house... 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,887 can I just say... Merry bloody Christmas? 4 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,055 - Sit down!! 5 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,933 I love you all, and love Christmas, 6 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:21,228 and most of all, I LOVE Chrissy TV. 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,480 Mwah! 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,274 (TV) Oooo, that was nice! Thank you! 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,109 Let's watch this all day 10 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,611 and enjoy the Chrissy Programming on ABC, 11 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:33,282 SBS, Seven, Nine and Ten... gonna be sick brah. 12 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,908 Can't watch too much TV... 13 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,577 Sarah and I are going to the Santa pub crawl today, 14 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,018 already booked it years ago, 15 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,351 I even got us a private limo to take us around. 16 00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:41,957 It's the biggest pub crawl in Woolongong. 17 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,294 Aw okay... sadzore 18 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:47,796 (BURP) Ooo some foodies I had earlier came up. 19 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,299 I do cute little burpies. 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,509 [crash]! 21 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,969 Merry Christmas, Sarah, Sarah's parents and RACHEL!!! 22 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,530 My Christmas present to myself 23 00:00:55,531 --> 00:00:57,431 was creating my special shrinking ray gun 24 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,850 that turns people small! 25 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,143 And now I'm going to turn you small, Sarah! 26 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,144 RAAWRRRR. 27 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,604 - NOOO! - NOOO! 28 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,647 Oh my god! Why did you do that? 29 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,609 Um... I thought you would think it was... romantic? 30 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,943 I Dunno? 31 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,154 - Well, it's time to go. - I can't go like this, 32 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,155 I'm small. 33 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,656 We already got our tickets to the pub crawl, 34 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:15,574 we gotta go! 35 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,495 (SIGHS) It will be a little awkward but ok. 36 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,663 [crash]! 37 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,541 How dare you... 38 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:26,503 Come into this house and interrupt chrissy TV. 39 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,713 You will pay... 40 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,838 No! Please! 41 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,829 I was having a mental episode, I think! 42 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,178 [dance music] 43 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,275 HELLO, I'M THE CHRISSY EVENT MANAGER. 44 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:38,972 WELCOME TO THE WOLLONGONG SANTA PUB CRAWL! 45 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,682 HERE ARE YOUR CHRISTMAS COSTUMES! 46 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,476 Cheers. Thank you for putting on this event, 47 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:45,312 love good chat, good times, atmos and social times. 48 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,023 - Mwah! - Woowww! 49 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,359 [skulling drinks] 50 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,402 Whoa, Rachel! 51 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,531 Can you slow down a little bit! Remember, I'm small, 52 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:57,658 so you running around is like 10 g forces on my face. 53 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,745 It's Christmas. - Oi, Sarah. Rachel. 54 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,413 Come sit over here! 55 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,331 - Who are you? - I'm Jono, 56 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,892 we went to high school together. 57 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,092 Don't remember ya. 58 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,920 Peleeken, is that you? 59 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,095 Yo... 60 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,547 You look a bit different? 61 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,882 Soz... Just been going thru some shit. 62 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,843 I'm just in my head a little bit right now. 63 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,177 HI, just letting you know 64 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,264 we are going to the next pub right now! 65 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,848 So NEXT PUB, NEXT PUB, COME ON NEXT PUB. 66 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,169 LET'S GO, COME ON, NEXT PUB. 67 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:26,353 I've got a DELUXE LIMO booked by Rachel 3 years ago here! 68 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,566 Yep that's me!! Oh my god limmooo I wanna come. 69 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,568 Ugh, I guess you'z can come in... 70 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,569 but it was suppose to be for Sarah and I. 71 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,405 [bell rings] 72 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,407 Ow. - Oh no! 73 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,576 Oi Sarah senpai, if I ever pass out 74 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,747 on one of our club slash party adventures, 75 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,538 you gotta carry me to the end... 76 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,874 I can't miss out on an adventure with you... 77 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,751 even if I'm passed out. 78 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,587 Understood, Rachel. 79 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,925 [screaming]! 80 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,762 [sniffing] 81 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:05,268 [dramatic music] 82 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,227 I'M GONNA GET YA I'M GONNA GET YA 83 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,562 I'M GONNA GET YA, YOU INTERRUPTED CHRISSY TV 84 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,106 I'M GONNA GET YA AND EAT YA. 85 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,899 OH Hello, sorry 86 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,400 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 87 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,611 No sorry! I'll leave! I was just running away fro- 88 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,155 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 89 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,991 GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! STEVEN GET IT OUT!!! 90 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,284 I'M TOO SCARED!!!! 91 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:22,952 [smash]! 92 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,789 MMMMM...Donuts. (BURP). 93 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,336 [crash]! 94 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,464 RAA, WHERE ARE YOU LUCAS?!?!?! 95 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:41,470 ALRIGHT SECOND PLACE, LETS ALL HAVE FUN SANTA'SSS!! 96 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,847 Christmas time!! 97 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,475 Wait, it's Christmas? I didn't know that. 98 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,768 - Me neither! I love Christmas... 99 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,478 (SINGING) We didn't know it was Christmas time. 100 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,813 We was just wearing these Christmas costumes 101 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,649 as a coincidence but we love Christmas. 102 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,484 We all love Christmas and we sing it together, 103 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,654 we all love CHRISTMAS TIME! 104 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,155 Good job us (CLAPPING) Good job, 105 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,657 that was a good song that we all just sang, 106 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,325 that was good, oh yes it was, it was, good job, oh yes. 107 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,376 Thank you very much, thank you very much. 108 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,122 This is fun, love hanging around you lot... 109 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,290 Christmas rocks!! 110 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:15,170 Yeah I'm glad I got invited to whatever thiss ISSS!! 111 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,714 Sorry, who are you? 112 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,342 YEAHH WHATEVER 113 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,511 I'VE GOT AN ITCH ON MY HEAD, I'VE GOT AN ITCH! 114 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,556 URGHH! THANK YOU FOR INVITING MEE!! 115 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,016 I wish Rachel was conscious so she could be enjoying 116 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,643 this Christmas event though. 117 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,645 You really love ya friend don't ya... 118 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,855 to be bringing her along 119 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,482 to this whole crazy Christmas adventure. 120 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,026 You rock, Sarah. 121 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,027 Yeah... I promised her something... 122 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,488 if I promise a friend something, I gotta keep it. 123 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,657 Wow, I love how sincere you are... 124 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,576 wish I had that positive mind... 125 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,828 I wanna travel the world but I can't get me passport 126 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,496 cause I'm a stripper pole... 127 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,249 Cause I'm not technically human... 128 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,833 So that gets me down all the time. 129 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,334 Boo hoo. 130 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,711 Oh... I'm sorry. 131 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,880 Nah, it's all good, I'm just venting. 132 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,886 Where am I? It's cold... - Hi.. Hi there, 133 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,554 Do you wanna vote to keep Santa Claus in 134 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,764 for next reelection? 135 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,557 He's promising to clean up homelessness 136 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,683 in the north pole... 137 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,518 and this time he's REALLY gonna do it, 138 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,569 I promise! 139 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,396 Nah, I wanna get outa here and go back to the Santa crawl. 140 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,447 Ohhh really? 141 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,442 Um sorry that you have to hear this 142 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,568 but if you passed out and landed here, 143 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,361 it's like a weird reality glitch 144 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,052 where you're stuck here forever. 145 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,407 WHAT?! FOREVER?! HERE?! ROAR! 146 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,575 Soz! Well... 147 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:30,412 I guess, if you meet Santa, he does grant wishes. 148 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,288 Really? 149 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,706 Cool then I can wish to go back home? 150 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,749 Yeah I guess. 151 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,250 Then take me to see Santa Claus. 152 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,627 No probs. 153 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,086 (SINGING) Off to see Santa Claus, 154 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,589 off to see Santa Claus, off to see Santa Claus, wee! 155 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,758 Off to see Santa Claus, off to see Santa Claus, 156 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,092 off to see Santa Claus, wee! 157 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,303 Here we are! 158 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,598 WE just gotta go up there and Santa Claus lives up there!! 159 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,932 Alright. 160 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,102 Just fly up!! And we'll get there in no time! 161 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,486 Alright. 162 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,275 [jet engines] 163 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,152 Wow. We're really flying! 164 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,904 You're like Neo from The Matrix - Wow! 165 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,823 I'm gonna meet SANTAAA! 166 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,951 [crawling through ducts] 167 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,623 We'll find ya eventually... 168 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,291 cut ya to pieces. 169 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,626 (WHISPER TO SELF) Agh, 170 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,294 why did I stay up Christmas night 171 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,797 making a Shrinking Ray Gun! 172 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,193 I just wanted Sarah to become small because... 173 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,135 gah, I don't know why! Whats wrong with me!!! 174 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,304 [beep, beep, beep] 175 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:32,140 (QUICK, SOFTLY TO SELF) Gonna get ya, gonna get ya, 176 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,308 ruined Christmas TV watching day, 177 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,976 ruined everything, gotta get ya, oo, ee, oo, 178 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,354 Christmas... oo, ee, oo, huh. 179 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,484 I'm inssaaneee... 180 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,153 [texting] 181 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,697 Santa, it's Christmas Day. 182 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,200 Come out and spend some time with your Nan, 183 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,828 she's nearly dead. - (BIG GROWN SIGH) LATER! 184 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,330 [crash]! 185 00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:56,498 Who are you? 186 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,958 Santa Claus. 187 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,835 Pictured you... to look a bit different. 188 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,380 What do you want? - Hi Santaaa, I love you! 189 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,172 I've been volunteering for you on the streets 190 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,313 for the next election! 191 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,843 Thank you citizen. - Um excuse me... 192 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,469 can I ask for a Christmas wish? 193 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,305 Oooo yeah, I grant those!!!! What is it? 194 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,183 I wanna go back to-... 195 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,980 Huh... you know what... today I did it again. 196 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,524 I was a bad friend... My best friend Sarah 197 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,526 was turned small by a neckbeard freak 198 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,194 we always have to deal with named Lucas 199 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,487 and I didn't even comment on it, 200 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,656 I was too focussed on the Santa pub crawl. 201 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,242 Why do I always do that? 202 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,702 Hmm... do what? 203 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,827 Be a cunt... 204 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,080 Who cares... live laugh love... 205 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,373 You know what, I know what my wish is, 206 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,333 I want Sarah to be normal sized again. 207 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,712 I want her to enjoy life as normal sized Sarah... 208 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,213 not small sized Sarah. 209 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,090 Love that wish. 210 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,508 And I guess I'll just stay here forever then... 211 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,719 Well I'm actually traveling to Wollongong 212 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,430 for the Santa pub crawl so, 213 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,723 if your other wish was to return back home, 214 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,349 I can do that, easy. 215 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,059 Really?! Yes please! 216 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,853 Alright, no worries. 217 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,565 Lets go to WOLLONGONGG!!! 218 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,234 I wanna come too!!!! 219 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,405 WEEEEEEEEE! Up we go in the sky! 220 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,866 Hey everyone, sooo the Prince's Highway 221 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,247 is closed for construction 222 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:17,037 so we gotta take the Rainbow worm hole to the last pub, 223 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,456 is that cool? - Yep. 224 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,124 Sounds good. 225 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,085 Gosh I hope Rachel wakes up soon. 226 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,588 There she is! 227 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,757 There's my best friend who needs to be normal sized again! 228 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,925 Alright, here we go... 229 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,929 SANTA POWER CHRISTMAS WISH ELECTICITY!! 230 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,309 Rachel! I'm so glad you woke up 231 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,268 and get to enjoy the Santa Pub Crawl! 232 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,771 And I'm so glad that my Sarah is normal sized again. 233 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,981 - ILY! - ILY! 234 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,776 [dramatic music] 235 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,820 Wait! Sorry! 236 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,240 I realise now why I wanted to turn Sarah small! 237 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,118 It was because... if she's small... 238 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,120 I feel bigger... 239 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,832 and... if I feel bigger... it makes me feel like... 240 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,294 I'm heard... aaas a human being. 241 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,838 Wait... you turned Sarah small? 242 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,298 I've always said it'd be cool if Sarah was small. 243 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,926 You have said that dear. - I did say that didn't I? 244 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,013 You know what, you're pretty cool actually... 245 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,973 sorry for trying to kill ya, 246 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,018 I was just upset you interrupted Christmas TV 247 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,521 but I can just watch STAN tonight instead. 248 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,939 We cancelled our STAN subscription. 249 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,080 WHAT THE FUUUCKK?!?!? 250 00:09:27,081 --> 00:09:28,149 You know what? 251 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,484 Sarah and Rachel were talking about going on 252 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,362 a Santa pub crawl... if we go now, 253 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,488 we could hang out with them for the rest of the night 254 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,658 and have fun? - GREAT IDEA!!!! 255 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,953 House ship... ACTIVATE. 256 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,164 [rocket engines] 257 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,876 WOOO!! It was a great idea to come to the Santa pub crawl! 258 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,838 Yeah it just gives off good magical Christmas vibes! 259 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,717 What the F is up PEOPLE?! 260 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:53,842 DAD! 261 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,720 Your mum's on the TOILET!!! 262 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,471 Oh, okay. What are you doing here?! 263 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,015 Hi Sarah... 264 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,017 sorry for turning you small this morning. 265 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,895 Um, that's okay. Santa turned me back to normal. 266 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,522 We're gonna come along with ya to the last pub 267 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,858 on your Santa pub crawl if that's okay... 268 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,695 but first, a little detour. 269 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,055 NooOOO don't take control of my driving, pleeasee! 270 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:22,705 [dramatic music] 271 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,584 I told you I was insanneee! 272 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:31,380 [dramatic music] 273 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,549 There was a legend of the Christmas LOLLIESSS 274 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,093 in this man's mouth 275 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,386 and It actually was true and I found them. 276 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,765 Yay! yay, Hoorah! Christmas lollies! 277 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,725 Hooray Christmas lollies! 278 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,896 [crash]! 279 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,399 [dance music] 280 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,071 YOU'RE A POLE. YOU'RE A POLE TOO. LET'S KISS! 281 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,905 I love Christmas, I love you Christmas, 282 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,073 I love my friends, I love my friends, 283 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,199 I love my christ- I love Sarah and Rachel. 284 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,575 I love Sarah and Rachel. I love Sarah, I love my friends. 285 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,745 Oh fuck, I think I left my debit card 286 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,247 back at the first club, can we go back? 287 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:09,847 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 20505

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