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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,141 --> 00:00:06,406 ♪ Why you gon' do that? ♪ 2 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,541 ♪ I got a sweet tooth... ♪ 3 00:00:18,822 --> 00:00:21,828 Hey, why'd you turn that off? I was groovin'. 4 00:00:21,958 --> 00:00:24,486 I think you just answered your own question, Dave. 5 00:00:27,622 --> 00:00:28,494 Oh, hey, honey. How was your run? 6 00:00:28,624 --> 00:00:30,367 Oh, awesome. 7 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,937 So much better than paying for an expensive gym. 8 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:34,593 I got clipped by a skateboarder 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,986 and stepped on... 10 00:00:36,118 --> 00:00:39,777 what I hope was burrito, but... 11 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,304 but still, we're saving a fortune. 12 00:00:42,478 --> 00:00:44,352 Yeah, and it's - for a good cause. - Yeah. 13 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,486 Well, you know, you could just send Grover 14 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:47,923 to a free public school 15 00:00:48,054 --> 00:00:49,753 and not step on burritos. 16 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:52,629 No sacrifice is too great for my baby boy. 17 00:00:53,892 --> 00:00:56,332 Oh, this is not burrito. 18 00:00:58,206 --> 00:00:59,338 Hey, uh, 19 00:00:59,469 --> 00:01:01,473 did you happen to run down Cresthaven? 20 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,305 Dave, I did not pick any figs off that guy's tree. 21 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:07,833 Dave, are you stealing figs? 22 00:01:07,963 --> 00:01:09,619 It's not stealing. 23 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,146 The figs are hanging over a public sidewalk. 24 00:01:12,234 --> 00:01:14,107 Therefore, per municipal code, 25 00:01:14,194 --> 00:01:16,111 these are the people's figs. 26 00:01:17,113 --> 00:01:19,029 Well, I'm with the fig guy. 27 00:01:19,117 --> 00:01:20,728 Who is this, anyway? 28 00:01:20,859 --> 00:01:22,384 I don't know, really. 29 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,693 I've only ever interacted with him on SidewalkTalk. 30 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,740 On Side what now? 31 00:01:26,871 --> 00:01:28,266 It's a neighborhood app. 32 00:01:28,396 --> 00:01:29,049 Tina knows what I'm talking about. 33 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:30,095 I've seen her on there. 34 00:01:30,226 --> 00:01:31,359 Ugh, barely. 35 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,365 I hate that app. All people do is talk trash. 36 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,238 Yeah, but it's also a great way 37 00:01:36,369 --> 00:01:38,286 to keep up with what's going on around here 38 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,375 and communicate with our neighbors. 39 00:01:39,505 --> 00:01:41,161 Why do you need an app? 40 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,511 You got a mouth. 41 00:01:42,642 --> 00:01:45,300 Yes, but by using the app, 42 00:01:45,387 --> 00:01:47,869 I can avoid awkward confrontations. 43 00:01:47,956 --> 00:01:50,614 And this whole fig thing could resolve itself peacefully. 44 00:01:50,788 --> 00:01:52,008 Also, 45 00:01:52,096 --> 00:01:54,883 this app is handy for all kinds of stuff. 46 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:57,846 Look at this. Recommendations for gardeners, 47 00:01:58,020 --> 00:01:59,284 finding a lost pet. 48 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:01,636 I mean, look at this cute little girl on Marengo. 49 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:05,862 "Please help me find Yertle the Turtle." Aw. 50 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,561 That's actually a tortoise, 51 00:02:07,648 --> 00:02:10,132 so his name should be Yortoise. 52 00:02:11,569 --> 00:02:13,965 Well, the only reason I even have the app 53 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,405 is for the section where people give away stuff they don't want. 54 00:02:16,492 --> 00:02:18,453 Give away? Like free? 55 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,284 - Ooh, I like free. - Okay. 56 00:02:21,415 --> 00:02:23,201 Wow. Humidifier, Ping-Pong table. 57 00:02:23,332 --> 00:02:25,771 Hey, a treadmill. - I could use that. - Mm-hmm. 58 00:02:25,902 --> 00:02:27,601 Well, you know, I'll grab my keys, I'll drive you over. 59 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,084 - Okay. - Ooh, and, uh, get me some more figs. 60 00:02:31,086 --> 00:02:32,044 Steal your own damn fruit. 61 00:02:33,308 --> 00:02:35,050 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 62 00:02:35,182 --> 00:02:36,489 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 63 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:45,376 There are so many cute babies here. 64 00:02:45,507 --> 00:02:47,946 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Daphne's the cutest. 65 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:49,689 Agreed, agreed. 66 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:52,695 I'm not judging, but that baby over there? 67 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:54,699 He can't sit up yet. 68 00:02:54,786 --> 00:02:56,093 Wow. 69 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:58,446 Daphne's been able to sit up for a month now. 70 00:02:58,576 --> 00:02:59,796 - Uh-huh. - I mean, not judging. I'm sure 71 00:02:59,926 --> 00:03:01,452 that baby's good at other things. 72 00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:05,329 Oh, damn. 73 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:07,768 That baby's holding her own bottle. 74 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:09,468 Daphne's so behind. 75 00:03:11,602 --> 00:03:14,129 Hello, friends. 76 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,179 My name is Teacher Hannah, and I'm so happy 77 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,836 to see some new faces today. 78 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,579 Let's start off with five minutes of free play. 79 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:25,195 What's wrong? 80 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:27,067 Nothing. Uh, I-I know 81 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:28,331 Teacher Hannah from high school. 82 00:03:28,462 --> 00:03:29,725 Oh. 83 00:03:29,856 --> 00:03:32,122 Hi, welcome. 84 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:33,820 Who is this cutie? 85 00:03:33,951 --> 00:03:35,650 Uh, well, this is 86 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:37,044 my daughter, Daphne. 87 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,745 And, of course, I need no introduction. 88 00:03:39,832 --> 00:03:41,706 Have you been here before? 89 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:45,627 No, no. Uh, Hannah... 90 00:03:46,716 --> 00:03:48,807 It's me, Marty Butler. 91 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,941 Uh-huh. 92 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:52,858 We went to high school together. 93 00:03:52,989 --> 00:03:55,472 Oh! Um... 94 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,389 Were you in Ms. Kittay's English class? 95 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,091 No. No, I was in honors English. 96 00:04:01,484 --> 00:04:03,706 We went to junior prom together. 97 00:04:03,837 --> 00:04:05,667 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. 98 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:07,017 Marty. 99 00:04:07,148 --> 00:04:09,457 - Oh, of course. - Ah... Oh. 100 00:04:11,635 --> 00:04:13,291 You look exactly the same. 101 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,948 I know, which is why this is so hurtful. 102 00:04:17,342 --> 00:04:19,259 I used to have the cutest nickname for him. 103 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,871 Oh, I wish I could remember. 104 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:22,439 Oh, what-what was it? 105 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:24,139 Uh, I doubt any of us remember it. 106 00:04:25,315 --> 00:04:26,447 Farty Marty. 107 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,624 God. 108 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:32,155 Is that really the cutest nickname? 109 00:04:32,329 --> 00:04:34,507 Well, you turned out great. 110 00:04:34,638 --> 00:04:35,814 And your wife is beautiful. 111 00:04:35,944 --> 00:04:37,165 Oh, no, she's not. She... 112 00:04:37,339 --> 00:04:38,776 I... I mean... No... 113 00:04:38,907 --> 00:04:41,869 Y-Yes. Yes, she is beautiful, but 114 00:04:41,956 --> 00:04:43,830 we are not a couple. 115 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:46,531 We're just friends and co-parents. 116 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,493 Well, welcome. And don't worry, 117 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,018 your little cutie is gonna be holding 118 00:04:51,149 --> 00:04:52,674 her own bottle any day now. 119 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:54,808 She's just a little behind. 120 00:05:00,602 --> 00:05:01,996 G... 121 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:05,002 Gemma, look. The treadmill, I get, 122 00:05:05,177 --> 00:05:07,006 but do we really need a surfboard? 123 00:05:07,138 --> 00:05:07,965 It was free. 124 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,359 Uh... 125 00:05:10,361 --> 00:05:11,624 That wasn't my question. 126 00:05:11,755 --> 00:05:14,848 Honey... we don't even surf. 127 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:16,417 Because we didn't have a surfboard. 128 00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:17,941 - Duh. - Oh, my... 129 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,296 There you go, Camille. 130 00:05:21,427 --> 00:05:23,344 Fresh new spark plugs. 131 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:24,607 You deserve them. 132 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:27,003 Yes, you do. 133 00:05:28,223 --> 00:05:29,182 Calvin. 134 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:31,447 Camille. 135 00:05:31,577 --> 00:05:33,712 Dave, this is a private conversation. 136 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:35,977 Don't feel bad, Dave. 137 00:05:36,064 --> 00:05:38,113 He kicked me out of it, too. 138 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,465 Why don't you just talk to your bike, Pee-wee Herman? 139 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,340 We're car people over here. 140 00:05:43,471 --> 00:05:45,127 I am not taking that personally. 141 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,694 You always get grumpy when it's time 142 00:05:46,869 --> 00:05:49,265 for the Great Pasadena Bike Takeover. 143 00:05:49,396 --> 00:05:51,356 Look, I don't mind the bikes. 144 00:05:51,487 --> 00:05:54,449 It's the riders ringing those stupid bells. 145 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,410 Th-There's 400 of 'em. 146 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,240 I see you. 147 00:06:00,635 --> 00:06:01,812 You know what, Malcolm? 148 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:04,382 Your father's grumpy energy 149 00:06:04,469 --> 00:06:06,560 has reminded me of something that I saw on the Sidewalk app. 150 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:08,347 Oh, yeah, I saw that. 151 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:10,786 Yeah, a certain pickup truck owner 152 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,574 has been generating a lot of complaints. 153 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:14,489 What are you talking about? 154 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,927 Uh, people are complaining 155 00:06:16,102 --> 00:06:18,367 that you are driving up and down the street 156 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:20,065 in your rust bucket 157 00:06:20,153 --> 00:06:21,416 blasting rap music. 158 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,116 - Rust bucket? - Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:23,246 --> 00:06:24,770 They-they couldn't be talking about my truck. 160 00:06:24,945 --> 00:06:27,036 Camille is in our family photo. 161 00:06:27,907 --> 00:06:28,996 Look. 162 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,654 Oh, okay. 163 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:33,527 So this how it is? 164 00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:36,751 People talking all this trash, hiding behind they screens? 165 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:39,713 This is not how neighbors treat each other. 166 00:06:39,844 --> 00:06:43,112 One of 'em gonna call me Fred Sanford. 167 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,213 What you laughing at? 168 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,567 'Cause if I'm Fred, you Lamont, you big dummy. 169 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,011 You know what? I'm downloading that app. 170 00:06:58,142 --> 00:07:00,015 Uh, no, please don't... Just ignore it, Pop. 171 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,844 You can only make it worse. 172 00:07:01,975 --> 00:07:03,196 I know, and that's what I'm gonna do. 173 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:04,589 I'm gonna make it worse. 174 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:07,247 Ooh, uh, Calvin, 175 00:07:07,421 --> 00:07:09,076 make yourself a cool avatar. 176 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:12,039 I'm a coconut with a mustache. 177 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,696 See, they don't know who they messing with. 178 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:17,311 Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. 179 00:07:17,485 --> 00:07:19,053 N... No. No, no, no, no. 180 00:07:19,184 --> 00:07:21,319 I didn't say "duck." Don't autocorrect me. 181 00:07:21,449 --> 00:07:22,930 I said what I said. 182 00:07:26,807 --> 00:07:28,855 Hey, hey. - What's up? - Hi. 183 00:07:28,986 --> 00:07:30,728 Oh, how was your baby class? 184 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:33,212 Oh, it was good. And Marty knew the teacher. 185 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:35,041 Hannah. 186 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:38,614 Hannah from high school? 187 00:07:38,744 --> 00:07:40,313 Oh, snap. 188 00:07:40,444 --> 00:07:43,276 She had Farty Marty wrapped around her little finger. 189 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,458 Oh, I-I barely remember her. 190 00:07:47,545 --> 00:07:49,679 Oh. I do. 191 00:07:51,118 --> 00:07:53,905 Marty was so excited that she agreed 192 00:07:53,992 --> 00:07:55,038 to go to the prom with him, 193 00:07:55,169 --> 00:07:56,780 he sold his most valuable action figure 194 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,306 to pay for a limo. 195 00:07:59,351 --> 00:08:00,788 Darth Vader with the purple lightsaber? 196 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,792 It was in the box and everything. 197 00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:05,755 But you took Hannah to the prom. 198 00:08:05,929 --> 00:08:07,585 But not from the prom. 199 00:08:07,715 --> 00:08:09,066 No, she went home 200 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:10,504 with the star running back. 201 00:08:10,634 --> 00:08:11,984 In Marty's limo. 202 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,640 Oh, Marty. 203 00:08:13,814 --> 00:08:16,036 You know, I knew I didn't like that woman. 204 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:17,779 Let's find another baby class. 205 00:08:17,909 --> 00:08:19,391 No, no, hey, hey, wait, don't be silly. 206 00:08:19,522 --> 00:08:21,439 Okay? T-That was a long time ago. 207 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:23,486 People change. I know I have. 208 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:25,010 Look, I am 209 00:08:25,142 --> 00:08:27,233 a grown, successful businessman. 210 00:08:27,364 --> 00:08:29,324 And thanks to the invention of almond milk, 211 00:08:29,411 --> 00:08:31,415 that nickname is behind me. 212 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:35,206 It was behind you then, too. 213 00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:41,522 Um... 214 00:08:42,568 --> 00:08:44,572 ...is that a rowing machine? 215 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:49,625 Yes, it is, and the price was right: zero. 216 00:08:51,107 --> 00:08:53,851 Ooh, check this out: a solar-powered pizza oven. 217 00:08:53,981 --> 00:08:56,248 And if you have any good pizza recipes 218 00:08:56,422 --> 00:08:57,598 you want to give me, 219 00:08:57,728 --> 00:08:59,602 you can fax them. 220 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:02,869 Well, 221 00:09:02,999 --> 00:09:04,177 getting things you were never gonna buy 222 00:09:04,264 --> 00:09:06,398 is not exactly saving money. 223 00:09:06,572 --> 00:09:07,922 True, but 224 00:09:08,053 --> 00:09:09,665 as soon as I make a sun pizza, 225 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:11,191 I'm in the black. 226 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:16,897 Dave, what are you doing? 227 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:19,250 Picking up rotten figs, Calvin. 228 00:09:20,905 --> 00:09:24,478 The fig guy has brought the war to my home. 229 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,921 Where my bedroom is. Where my wife sleeps. 230 00:09:29,966 --> 00:09:32,450 Where my child plays with his toys. 231 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,282 Okay, Michael Corleone, 232 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,330 i-it's like five figs on the ground. 233 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:42,165 Well, Pop, if you wanted to get a reaction out of your haters, 234 00:09:42,296 --> 00:09:43,211 it worked. 235 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:44,344 Well, good. 236 00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:46,304 And guess what, after five tries, 237 00:09:46,435 --> 00:09:50,006 autocorrect finally gave up on "duck." 238 00:09:50,138 --> 00:09:53,231 Yes, I noticed. You didn't pull any punches. 239 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:54,625 You told Randy B., 240 00:09:54,755 --> 00:09:57,239 "I'm gonna slap you into next week, 241 00:09:57,370 --> 00:09:58,937 "and then follow you into that week 242 00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:01,247 and kick your ass to April." 243 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,603 Hold on, you told Arthur P. that you were going to, quote, 244 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:09,698 "moonwalk with my foot in yo' ass"? 245 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,704 Now, he insulted my truck. 246 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:15,754 Calvin, I don't know that I can "like" this. 247 00:10:15,884 --> 00:10:16,973 Well, guess what? 248 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:19,805 Yo' ass just did. 249 00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:28,780 Hello, friends. 250 00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:31,525 I'm so happy to see all of you today. 251 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,703 Uh, what? My shirt? 252 00:10:35,663 --> 00:10:38,147 - I'm sorry? - No, I just... 253 00:10:38,277 --> 00:10:39,758 I didn't even realize I was wearing it. 254 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:43,505 It's just a business I own. 255 00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:45,770 Yeah, I know it might look like I just work there, but, no. 256 00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:48,297 I buy these shirts for the large staff that I hire, 257 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:50,693 and sometimes fire. 258 00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:54,222 Wait. The Fusebox? 259 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,529 - Yeah. - I've seen that place. 260 00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:57,490 - Mm-hmm. - It's huge. 261 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,014 You're the owner? 262 00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,321 - Wow. - Yeah. 263 00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,413 I know. I know. See, 264 00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:04,460 it's how I can be here in the middle of the day. 265 00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:06,421 You know, I don't have to ask anybody. 266 00:11:06,595 --> 00:11:08,729 It'd just be like, "Hey, Marty, can I have the morning off?" 267 00:11:08,816 --> 00:11:11,692 It'd be like, "Sure, Marty! Take all the time you need." 268 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,395 It's a... That-That's a boss joke. 269 00:11:15,526 --> 00:11:17,617 Yeah, I know. 270 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:20,012 You're hysterical! 271 00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:22,409 It wasn't that funny. 272 00:11:23,237 --> 00:11:24,544 Even in high school, 273 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,765 I always knew he'd go far. 274 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:27,941 We should catch up. 275 00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:29,597 We should. 276 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:30,730 That'd be nice, you know? 277 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:33,692 Take a stroll down memory lane, 278 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,219 reminisce about the time that you stole his limo. 279 00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:38,397 Oh. 280 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,052 He told you about that little prank? 281 00:11:40,227 --> 00:11:41,491 I used to be so crazy. 282 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:42,580 Well, yeah, yeah. 283 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:45,977 - She did the craziest stuff. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:50,378 Well, it doesn't sound crazy, it sounds mean. 285 00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:52,295 Okay, well, we were just kids. 286 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,952 Yeah, and you were a decent kid. 287 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:56,999 And you were a mean girl who entertained yourself 288 00:11:57,086 --> 00:11:59,657 by tormenting deluded, helpless nerds. 289 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,752 Okay, so are you defending me or... Yes, 290 00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:06,236 - I am defending you. - Okay, okay. 291 00:12:07,281 --> 00:12:09,285 I see why you aren't a couple. 292 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,422 Oh. Oh, you see, do you? 293 00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:13,903 Oh. Oh. Oh. 294 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,210 How about you see me outside? 295 00:12:15,341 --> 00:12:17,780 Oh. Uh... 296 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,523 - All right. All right. - Let's go. Go. 297 00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,483 Uh, anybody want to sing? Okay. 298 00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:23,531 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 299 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,055 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 300 00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,842 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round... ♪ 301 00:12:31,721 --> 00:12:33,769 Okay, now, no matter what she says, 302 00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:35,120 stay strong. 303 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,731 You think I'll cave in to Gemma? 304 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,300 Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking to myself. 305 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:40,217 Yeah. 306 00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:45,270 Check it out. A dude on Coronado is giving away a water heater. 307 00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:47,231 He must be crazy! 308 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,456 Um, Gemma, we need to talk. 309 00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:53,547 Not now. This baby's gonna move. 310 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:56,118 Gemma, please, give Tina the phone. 311 00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:57,120 But I really want... 312 00:12:57,251 --> 00:12:58,819 Give me the phone! 313 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,221 I can stop anytime I want, guys. I'm fine. 314 00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:06,748 Dave, someone left a whole box 315 00:13:06,835 --> 00:13:08,795 of universal remotes in my driveway. 316 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,105 Those aren't yours. 317 00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:13,152 Gemma, please, think about this. 318 00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:15,461 How is this helping Grover? 319 00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:17,595 It's not. 320 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:18,685 - No. - No. 321 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:21,037 - I have a problem. - Yeah. 322 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,477 Maybe I should go sit in my free massage chair. 323 00:13:23,607 --> 00:13:24,609 Gemma, 324 00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:26,483 - that thing don't work. - Mm. 325 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:29,009 I know. But I can fix it. 326 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,145 Okay. All right. I-I...This is bad. 327 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,495 I'm gonna get her in the house. Come on. 328 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,802 Come on. 329 00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:35,501 - Come on. Come on. - Whoa! 330 00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:36,590 That's crazy, right? You know? 331 00:13:36,764 --> 00:13:38,159 Whoa! Watch it! 332 00:13:38,246 --> 00:13:39,465 Rock in the road! 333 00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:41,513 That's no rock. 334 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,473 That's Yertle. 335 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:56,412 Calvin, no! 336 00:14:20,678 --> 00:14:22,464 Phew. Little buddy, you almost got hurt. 337 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,468 Hey, it's okay, people. 338 00:14:24,642 --> 00:14:27,126 Yertle's fine. 339 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,488 Hey, is she asleep? 340 00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:36,056 Yup. 341 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,235 So, um, 342 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:40,413 do you want to talk about what happened in class today? 343 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:42,896 You mean when I saved you from that succubus? 344 00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,514 I didn't want to be saved. 345 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:50,390 I'm a single dad. 346 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,439 I don't exactly have a line of women knocking down my door. 347 00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:54,920 You want to know the last time I had sex? 348 00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:57,011 Was when we made the baby. 349 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,453 Well, join the club. 350 00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:02,675 It's not like I don't have needs. 351 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:04,548 And you don't get a lot of swipes on a dating app 352 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:07,380 when they ask for your hobbies, and your answer is "lactating." 353 00:15:09,645 --> 00:15:13,827 Okay, look, you and I are just friends, fine. 354 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,222 But why are you preventing me 355 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,792 from becoming more than friends with somebody else? 356 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:22,454 Because I couldn't stand watching her play you like that. 357 00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:23,717 That woman sucks. 358 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:27,638 Oh, well, thank you so much. 359 00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:30,513 You're so welcome. 360 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,072 Ooh. 361 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,864 - Bedroom? - Yes. 362 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:01,967 Okay, you have got to have a condom somewhere! 363 00:16:02,142 --> 00:16:04,015 No, I told you, it's been a while! 364 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:07,283 Hold on. I think... I think Malcolm has some in his room! 365 00:16:10,593 --> 00:16:11,769 Uh, find one?! 366 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,730 Got it! 367 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,084 - Yes! - Yes! 368 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:20,135 COURTNEY and MARTY: No! 369 00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:24,360 It's okay, baby. You're good. 370 00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:26,364 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 371 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:28,934 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 372 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,720 ♪ Wheels on the bus go round and round... ♪ 373 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:34,293 Okay. I think we're good. 374 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,299 Okay. Where were we? 375 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,442 Hey, hey, I got some pizza. 376 00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:45,359 Why?! 377 00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,497 You know what? 378 00:16:49,628 --> 00:16:50,978 I should go. 379 00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:54,116 Marty, I think we... we should call it a night. 380 00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:57,122 Good night, Daph. 381 00:17:02,915 --> 00:17:04,353 Okay. All right. Okay. 382 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,968 All right, man, well, she's not getting any. 383 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,104 She isn't the only one. 384 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,158 Oh, so you couldn't sell any of this stuff? 385 00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:16,682 Yeah, not only could we not sell it, 386 00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,251 the Got Junk guys wanted 387 00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,211 to charge us 500 bucks to haul it away. 388 00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:21,779 Oh. 389 00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:23,609 Well, goodbye, panini press. 390 00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,134 I'll miss you. 391 00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:28,575 Well, I mean, those presses are actually pretty good. 392 00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:31,146 - Yeah. - Don't-don't worry. We still have one. 393 00:17:31,277 --> 00:17:33,455 One. Sure. 394 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:36,852 Gemma. 395 00:17:37,026 --> 00:17:39,858 This is hard! 396 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,082 Hey, uh, we're looking for a Calvin Butler? 397 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:44,738 Uh, that's me. 398 00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:48,267 Oh. And this young lady must be looking for Yertle. 399 00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,140 Yes! 400 00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,580 Well, here you go. 401 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,323 Yertle, I missed you so much. 402 00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:55,760 Thank you, Mr. Butler. 403 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,025 Oh, don't worry about it. 404 00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,550 He's had his dinner-- a little lettuce 405 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,728 and a half a cantaloupe. 406 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,258 You fed that turtle my seven-dollar cantaloupe?! 407 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:09,266 You bought a seven-dollar cantaloupe? 408 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,924 She's so cute. Look at her. 409 00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:15,015 Thanks, Mr. Butler. I'm Xavier. 410 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,410 We're over on Marengo Circle. 411 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:18,153 Oh, hey, it's Calvin, and no reason to thank me. 412 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,462 All right? It's what neighbors do. 413 00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:22,029 I'm sure you would have did the same. 414 00:18:22,161 --> 00:18:24,600 Yeah, speaking of that, I actually owe you an apology. 415 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,389 I'm the one off the app who called you Fred Sanford. 416 00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:29,393 That was you? 417 00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:30,656 Yeah. 418 00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:32,790 Well, you don't owe me an apology. 419 00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:34,228 You owe an apology... 420 00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:35,318 to Camille. 421 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:38,976 Uh, sorry, uh, 422 00:18:39,108 --> 00:18:41,199 - Camille. Camille. - Camille. Yeah. 423 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:43,812 Now, look. 424 00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:45,338 Now, there was a time 425 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,688 that if you had a problem with your neighbor, 426 00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:48,518 you'd just go and knock on his door. 427 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,783 So, maybe next time, why don't you try that? 428 00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:51,915 - All right. - Okay? 429 00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:54,660 - Yeah. - If I may. 430 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,534 I love what I'm seeing. 431 00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:58,146 You know, this is how I should have handled 432 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,064 the whole fig situation with Dan J. 433 00:19:01,152 --> 00:19:04,026 Oh. You're the guy who's stealing the figs? 434 00:19:05,552 --> 00:19:07,599 I am not stealing them. 435 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,649 They were dangling over a public thoroughfare. 436 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,223 Which I will explain pleasantly to Dan J. 437 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,922 Hey, Pop? 438 00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:18,447 We're all loaded up. 439 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:20,495 You know what, Calvin? I got to say, 440 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,019 I'm starting to see the Sanford and Son thing. 441 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:26,507 You know, father and son, truck full of trash. 442 00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:29,817 Well, I don't. 443 00:19:29,991 --> 00:19:33,434 Will you come on, Pop, so we can get to the junkyard? 444 00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:39,053 Okay, I see it now. 445 00:19:41,537 --> 00:19:44,412 Well, come on, you big dummy. 446 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,923 This little library is the coolest thing in the world. 447 00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:03,189 Yeah, right? 448 00:20:03,276 --> 00:20:05,367 What's that smell? 449 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,848 It's compost. 450 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,982 Don't you just love it?! 451 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,771 Hey, Dave. 452 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:16,998 Hey, Calvin. 453 00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,177 Aw, damn-- two Daves? 454 00:20:19,308 --> 00:20:22,444 No. Calvin, this is Dan, 455 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:23,490 the guy with the fig tree. 456 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:24,927 The app brought us together. 457 00:20:25,102 --> 00:20:27,367 Calvin, I have heard so much about you. 458 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,676 Dave said you're super awesome. 459 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:31,026 Okay. Thank you. 460 00:20:31,201 --> 00:20:32,595 Uh... 461 00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:35,166 actually makes me very, very uncomfortable. 462 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,649 Yeah, uh, Calvin, as a peace offering, 463 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,306 I made Dan a batch of my famous Fig Johnsons. 464 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:41,526 - Oh. - They're like Fig Newtons, 465 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,833 but, obviously, you know, my last name 466 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:43,835 isn't Newton, so I...No, no, 467 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,142 no, no, Dave, I get it. 468 00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:49,324 Oh. You know what would be perfect to wash these down? 469 00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:50,762 - Oh, well... kombucha! - Kombucha! 470 00:20:50,936 --> 00:20:52,635 - Oh, good. Jinx! - Jinx! 471 00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:54,072 Up top, Calvin! 472 00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:56,687 Yeah, I'm gonna delete this app right now. 32666

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