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Yup, and every night, Natalie
would sleep like this, right?
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No, I did not. I did not.
Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
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Yup, yup. And I would try
to straighten her out,
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and then she would slowly
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ball back up like this.
NATALIE: Stop!
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Please.
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Why are you are putting all
my business out there, Pudge?
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Don't call me that
in front of the kids.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Pudge?
NATALIE: Come on.
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All right.
NATALIE: Girl, yeah.
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He didn't tell you?
He was a hefty kid.
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His catchphrase was,
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(deep voice):
"You gonna eat that?"
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(laughter)
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That is not true.
NATALIE: Oh,
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it isn't?
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Well, then why is this
my screen saver, sir?
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(others laughing)
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I hope it's not genetic.
JUNIOR: Yeah.
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You put the "ate"
in "overweight."
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All right.
(laughter)
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All right, kids, it's bedtime.
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TREY and MAYA:
Aw, man!
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Can we please stay up
with Auntie Natty?
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Please, Pudge?
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See, I was gonna say yes
until you called me Pudge.
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Kiss your auntie and go to bed.
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You smell good.
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Yeah, well, you don't,
Turd-minator.
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Go take a bath.
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Good night, baby Maya. Mm.
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Night, Natty the Baddie.
Ay, ay. Baddies!
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Okay.
(laughs)
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(sighs)
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Pudge.
What?
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Did I tell you... I'm engaged!
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Oh, my God!
(screaming)
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(laughs)
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I'm so happy for you.
I know.
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I know.
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That's, what,
like the fifth time?
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It's not. It's only three,
but it's the same guy,
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so technically,
it just counts as one. (laughs)
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Why haven't I met
Mr. Three Strikes?
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Oh, you will, when you
walk me down the aisle.
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I'm not doing that. No.
That's-that's Dad's job.
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I-I wouldn't feel comfortable
doing that. I'm sorry.
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Someone has to do it, though,
and it's not gonna be him.
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Oh, my gosh.
You are so dramatic.
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(mocking): Dad got some outside
squish, and now I'm mad.
Ew.
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Ew.
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Hey, Junior, before you
come over to borrow something,
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I just came over to say no.
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Ah.
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NATALIE and POPPA:
What are you doing here?
Whoa.
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You said he'd be asleep by 7:00.
Uh, well...
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I don't know. I think, I guess
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his new insulin
has Red Bull in it.
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I'll leave,
so you don't have to go.
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Natalie.
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Please talk to Dad.
How?
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He cheated on Mom.
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He destroyed our happy family.
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Okay, first of all, our family
was not that happy.
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It was happier.
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Was it?
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Look, I'm never gonna
talk to him again.
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(mocking):
I don't say anything about
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your relationship with him,
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so just don't say anything
about mine.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Hey, Pop.
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Heard you thinking about me.
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Yeah, I was thinking,
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"How long have you been
hanging with your sister
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behind my back,
Benedict Arnold?"
Whoa. Whoa.
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Dad, look, just because you guys
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aren't speaking to each other,
doesn't mean...
No, no.
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She's not speaking to me.
Get it correct.
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All right, well,
whatever the case is,
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I don't want to be in the middle
of it, okay? I'm Sweden.
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You mean Switzerland.
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Which one has the chocolate
and the hot blondes?
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That's the NBA.
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Well, for your information,
she's not staying at my house.
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She's staying with Mom.
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I thought Natalie
was living in D.C.
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Well, they have these new things
called, uh, aeroplanes, right,
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that fly in the sky
and take you
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from one place to another
for a price.
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Why don't you get on
one of those aeroplanes
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and get the hell out of my face?
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No, seriously,
Dad, like,
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somebody needs to be the bigger
person and squash this, okay?
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Especially because...
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especially 'cause
she's about to get married.
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(sighs)
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Well, then it's up to you
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to give him the
Fulton family man talk.
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Oh, is that necessary?
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Yes. Natalie's boyfriend
needs to know
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that she has men in her life
that got her back.
Right. Tough men.
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Yes.
Yeah, that's why I'm gonna go up
to that guy, I'm-a say, "Buddy,
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you and me are
gonna dance."
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No buddies and no dancing.
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Okay?
All right,
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but I got the perfect shoes
for it.
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Junior, this is serious.
All right.
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Can you just
look at the shoes?
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You know where that shoe's
gonna end up?
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Okay, the first thing
you got to do
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when you give
the Fulton family man talk,
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you got to take all that
whiney stuff out your voice.
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(high-pitched voice):
What high whiney stuff?
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That. Right there.
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And the next thing
you want to do is aggression.
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You want to walk up there,
and you want to grab his hand
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and look him
in the eye
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and establish
your dominance.
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Ow.
Huh? Yeah. You see that?
All right, feel that.
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And then, you say, "Sit down."
Sit down?
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You don't ask, you demand it.
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Sit down!
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Then you look him in the eye.
All right.
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That's my baby sister.
You mess with her,
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you and me,
we gonna have problems.
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But you don't say
"problems" correctly.
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You say, "prollems."
Ah.
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Are we dropping the B or the L
in "problems"?
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We-- I'm-a drop you if you
don't go handle your business.
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Fine. (sighs)
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I hear you dancing.
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Natalie and I
did everything together.
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I took her to school,
taught her to ride a bike,
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we used to have
Milkshake Mondays
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and Donut Wednesdays
and Funnel Cake Fridays.
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Probably wouldn't be a diabetic
if you had Salad Sundays.
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You're getting funnier.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Ever so slightly,
like Jimmy Kimmel.
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God, I miss that girl.
Okay,
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so what do you miss most?
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When she was little, we used to
clean vinyls together.
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We didn't talk much, we'd just
sit there cleaning vinyls,
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and I had to listen
to whatever song she played.
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Even Milli Vanilli.
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I've tried everything to try
to repair that relationship,
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but... (sighs) I guess
baby girl's just not having it.
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Listen,
don't give up.
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There is a part of her
that wishes
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she could have
Type II Tuesdays again.
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(laughs)
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It's Donut Wednesdays.
(laughs)
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Listen, trust me,
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I am a daddy's girl,
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but my father, he had to fight
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to stay in my life
after their divorce.
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Just don't stop fighting.
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Thanks.
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Now, Junior, when Natalie's
fiancé gets here,
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you need to be cool
with him.
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She needs our support.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I'm-a be cool, all right.
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As soon as I lay down this
Fulton family code of conduct
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on that fella.
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(doorbell rings)
Turn it down a notch, please.
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I can't! I refuse to turn it
down a notch. I'm all turnt up.
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Matter of fact,
let me get the door. Excuse me.
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Baby, you might want
to stand back.
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This could get ugly.
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Oh.
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Listen up,
little man...
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(screams)
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Oh, my God!
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You want to answer the door?
Sure.
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I think you should
answer the door.
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Okay, yeah, let me just pick up
these balls on the way over.
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I don't see
any balls.
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Neither do I. Open the door.
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He's out there.
Go.
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(sighs)
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Hey, buddy.
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I didn't see you there.
How you doing?
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Ah! Ah!
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Quite a grip
you got there, buddy.
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(laughs)
I like me a firm handshake.
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I was making brick juice
before my training this morning.
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What's brick juice?
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It's when you crush a brick...
Oh.
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...to get the nutrients from it.
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(chuckles) Um...
Th-There's nutrients in brick?
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Yeah. Iron, potassium...
Mm-hmm. Of course.
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...and vitamin C.
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Vitamin C?
Yeah.
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C for concrete. (laughs)
Now, come here!
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You must be Pudge.
(screaming)
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(groans)
(grunts) I'm so happy
to meet you, bro.
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We about to become family.
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(laughs)
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Where's Nat? Did you eat her?
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(laughs) That's funny.
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Hey, your sister said you had
something real important
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you wanted to get off
your little baby chest.
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And I told her to stay back in
case there were some "prollems."
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Okay. That's how
you say it. Okay.
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No B. Got it. Um...
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Why don't you
make yourself comfortable?
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Hey, speaking of comfortable,
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where'd you get
those fancy shoes from?
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Uh, what size are you?
Yours.
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(laughs)
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I was just funnin' with you.
Put your shoes back on, man.
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Oh. (laughs)
(stammering, laughing)
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You're funny.
Hey, but, for real.
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(whimpers)
You got an extra pair
of drawers on you?
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Pair of drawers?
Mm-hmm.
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We-we funnin' again?
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Do I look like
I fun about drawers?
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No.
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You don't look like
you fun about drawers.
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Coming right up.
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I will walk away
and never come back.
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(laughs) That was just
a little whoopty woo.
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(winces)
(laughs, growls)
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So what's-what's your name?
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Dyrrl.
Oh, Darryl.
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Nah, Dyrrl.
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It's like "squirrel"
but with a D on the front.
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So D'squirrel?
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Yeah, but the "sq" is silent.
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Oh, the "sq"
is silent.
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So, just call me Dyrrl.
Make sure you roll that R.
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(barks)
(screams)
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(laughs)
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NINA:
Oh, uh, would you like
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something to eat? Half a cow?
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Side of elephant?
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Buffalo, New York?
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(laughs) Y'all funny.
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Nah. I just had
three foot-longs.
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No bites.
No bites?
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Okay. Uh, well, Dyrrl,
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can you excuse me and my wife
for a couple of seconds?
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Yeah, do you.
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Cool.
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Just gonna...
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I'll just
go-go around.
250
00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:16,010
How am I supposed to
intimidate him?
251
00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:19,820
He swallows sandwiches like...
(imitates Dyrrl's laugh)
252
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:22,080
Babe, I need you to put
your big boy pants on.
253
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,720
Why? So he can just
take them off of me?
254
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,950
Babe, look, if this
was a dance contest,
255
00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,660
I would put
all my money on you,
256
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,090
but this ain't that,
257
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,560
so find some common ground
before he puts you in it.
258
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,130
Or, and hear me out...
259
00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,670
I swear if you say...
(shushes)
260
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,400
Maybe I find some
common ground with him.
Dyrrl!
261
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,500
What...
Junior said your name
is stupid,
262
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,810
and you need to buy
a vowel.
263
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,840
No! I...
264
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,210
I was just funning.
265
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:48,180
(laughs)
266
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,220
(both laugh)
267
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,490
Aw, see? This is why I adore
you and Pudge's relationship.
268
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:00,820
Don't call me that.
269
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,790
I just wish we could
be like you guys.
270
00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:04,660
We could,
but you always looking
271
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,430
for excuses to get out
the relationship.
272
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:09,730
(scoffs)
I call her Usain 'cause
she always trying to bolt.
273
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,470
(both laugh)
274
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,670
Don't be telling them
my business.
275
00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,170
Baby, they family.
276
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,570
Y'all daddy cheated,
and now, she don't trust me.
277
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,310
Yeah.
278
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,310
And they call that
daddy issues.
279
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,750
Dyrrl, what are you into?
280
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,480
Ah, man, you know, just a little
this, a little that.
281
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,080
Whoopty woo.
Know what I mean?
282
00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,780
Right. Yeah, not really
familiar with that dialect
283
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,890
of whoopty doop. Um...
284
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,650
What part of whoopty
are you from?
285
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,490
(laughs) That was a joke.
286
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,990
Yeah.
287
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,160
Dyrrl is a counselor
for an inner city youth center.
288
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,630
Yeah. (chuckles)
DYRRL: Yeah.
289
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,230
After I got out, I decided
I wanted to give back.
290
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,100
Right, right. After you
got out of college.
291
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,530
Nah. Rikers.
Rutgers?
292
00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:47,870
Nah, square. Prison.
293
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,210
I didn't tell you?
He did a little time.
294
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:53,810
A little time?
NATALIE: Yeah.
295
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,540
Like, a weekend?
296
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,850
Nah. How many weekends
in two years?
297
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:01,480
Oh. 104.
298
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:04,550
But they were the most peaceful
weekends of my life.
299
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,720
(laughs) That's 'cause she knew
exactly where I was.
300
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,290
Exactly. The yard or the cell.
301
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,030
(all laugh)
302
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:15,400
That's concerning.
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,170
So, Dyrrl, what were you in for?
304
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,400
Something I didn't do.
305
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,370
What-what didn't you do?
306
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,340
I didn't run fast enough.
307
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,540
(all laugh)
308
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,240
(both scream)
309
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,580
Nah, man.
310
00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:31,250
I was just young and dumb,
you feel me?
311
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,720
But, like, thanks to Natalie,
312
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,780
I'm not that dude anymore.
313
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,620
Just a little whoopty woop,
know what I mean?
314
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,590
Yeah, I-I know
exactly what you mean.
315
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:40,820
(whispering): Come here,
come here, come here.
316
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,220
Does whoopty woop
mean murder?
317
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,590
No, no, no, credit card theft.
Okay.
318
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:48,930
Funny.
Hey, whispering makes me
want to kill somebody.
319
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,600
(all laughing)
320
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,570
Did anyone
pat him down?
321
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,410
You know, these donuts
are delicious, Junior.
322
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,180
Where did you get them?
Um...
323
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,010
I actually didn't get these.
I thought you got them.
324
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:05,750
Donut Wednesday.
325
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,280
Your father sent these, huh?
326
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:11,120
Oh, my gosh, sis,
327
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,720
don't you see how much energy
it takes to be mad at him?
328
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,090
Pop sent these over
as an olive branch.
329
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:17,560
Come on, just give him
a chance.
330
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,760
No!
331
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,800
Baby, please.
332
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,130
You got daddy issues.
333
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,800
And not the good kind.
334
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,900
Fine. I'll talk to him.
335
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,470
Okay?
336
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,080
How could you do
what you did to us?
337
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,310
You cheated on Mom and then
just walked out and you left us.
338
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:39,680
I didn't leave you...
Oh!
339
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,650
Now he's standing?
340
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,020
Interesting.
341
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,990
You don't control this
conversation anymore.
342
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,630
Okay? You lost that privilege.
Do you hear me?
343
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,260
Yeah, but I st...
344
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:56,660
Oh! Wow, now he's
standing and talking.
345
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,130
I'm still not finished.
346
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,740
(sighs)
347
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,710
You hurt me.
348
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:08,740
You broke the circle
of trust that you
349
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,110
always talked about.
350
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,750
Where were you when
I graduated high school?
351
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,120
Back row.
352
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,350
You wore a purple dress
with a white belt.
353
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,750
Okay, good guess.
For prom,
354
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,860
you wore this tiny,
little skirt...
Wasn't short.
355
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,160
It wasn't tiny, actually.
It was past my knees.
356
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,160
Well, then you have
very high knees.
357
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:31,330
Because I certainly
didn't approve.
358
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,500
But you looked beautiful.
359
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,670
You went with that,
uh, skinny kid
360
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:40,440
with the big forehead and
the short torso and long legs.
361
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,380
What was his name? Um...
Greg?
362
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,880
Yeah, Leggy Greggy.
363
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,610
I talked to that battletoad
before he picked you up,
364
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,390
and I gave him
the Fulton family man talk.
365
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,790
Look, Nat...
366
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:56,820
(sighs) Your mother
and I did the best we could
367
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,560
given our circumstances.
368
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,360
Did we make mistakes? Hell yes.
369
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,870
But it's up to you now
370
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,530
to make things better
when you have your children.
371
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:10,540
How could I when you never even
told Mom that you're sorry?
372
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,580
I don't owe her an apology.
373
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,810
Okay.
374
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,910
This conversation is over.
375
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,550
But just so you know,
376
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,020
because of you,
377
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,390
I will never have
a healthy relationship.
378
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,520
'Cause I got daddy issues.
379
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:40,500
Well, Natalie has always
had "boy problems."
380
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,800
Hey, this is not
"boy problems."
381
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,510
This is "man problems."
382
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,240
Possibly her future husband.
Yeah.
383
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,810
I know. I met him.
384
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,710
He's a little rough
around the edges,
385
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,650
but she really loves him.
Really?
386
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,680
Because she told me
she doesn't trust men
387
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,390
because of our breakup.
388
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,690
Don't you think it's time
she knew the truth?
389
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:04,930
Well...
390
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,430
Why don't you tell her?
No. No.
391
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,830
That's not my story to tell.
392
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:14,040
(scoffs) I hate it
when you have integrity.
393
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,740
Look, I, um...
394
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,410
I just don't want her to hate me
395
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,150
like she hates you.
396
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,420
She hates me.
397
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,920
Damon, I...
398
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,490
I can't just come straight out
399
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:35,120
and just say that
I cheated on you first.
400
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,590
No, you tell her that
you were being neglected,
401
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,860
that I was working hard,
that I was building a career...
402
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,130
Oh, see, there you go,
protecting me again.
403
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,330
Kat, I'm not trying
to be a hero.
404
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:49,400
No, you're being a martyr,
and that's worse.
405
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,670
Look, just be honest.
406
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:56,480
Okay, what I did,
it was inexcusable and it was...
407
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,780
Hey, hey, hey, I am not here
for an apology.
408
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,090
I just don't know
what to say to her.
409
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,460
Well, you have never been
at a loss for words.
410
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,830
I have depositions to prove it.
411
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,160
Look, just speak from your heart
412
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,600
because I know it's full
of nothing but love.
413
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:20,740
Unlike your depositions.
414
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,310
(both laugh)
415
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,640
(jazz music playing)
416
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,440
(doorbell rings)
417
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,120
(music stops)
418
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,790
Hi.
419
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,560
Hey.
420
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:46,760
(sighs) So...
421
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,300
I talked to Mom.
422
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,800
I'm sorry I've been coming
at you the way that I was.
423
00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:00,070
You just remember that
your mother's a great woman,
424
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,310
and I should've
done better by her.
425
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,310
Okay, but...
426
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:09,450
you taking that blame
cost us so much time.
427
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:13,860
There's no time
like the present.
428
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,530
♪ You're my love ♪
429
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,970
♪ You're my angel ♪
430
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:30,710
♪ You're the girl of my dreams ♪
431
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,680
♪ I'd like to thank you ♪
432
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,980
♪ For waiting patiently ♪
433
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,450
♪ Yeah, yeah, daddy's home... ♪
434
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,050
I'm engaged.
435
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:47,450
Yeah, I heard. What's his name?
436
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,190
Dyrrl.
437
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,190
Darryl.
No.
438
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:56,260
Dyrrl. It's like "squirrel,"
but with a D in the front.
439
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,230
That's D'squirrel.
440
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,340
The "sq" is silent.
441
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,540
Well, I need to meet this Dyrrl
442
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,580
so I can give him
the Fulton family man talk.
443
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:11,110
Good, 'cause I invited him over.
444
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080
Oh.
445
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,320
I actually see he's...
446
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,320
walking over now.
Baby,
447
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,060
you do not track a man
that you're gonna marry.
448
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,330
You either trust him
or you don't.
449
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,060
(door opens)
JUNIOR: Daddy! (laughs)
450
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,730
I brought Dyrrl over because
I know you got some things
451
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,270
you want to get off
your little baby chest.
452
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,440
What's happening, Dyrrl?
453
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,910
Ow! Ow. Ow.
454
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,250
Sit down.
Actually, I'll just s...
455
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,750
I said sit down.
Yes, sir.
456
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,860
Check it out, Dyrrl.
That right there...
457
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,390
...that's my baby girl.
458
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,390
And the rules
of engagement are simple.
459
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,760
You treat her
like a princess.
460
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,360
Otherwise, you and me,
we gonna have "prollems"
461
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,330
and a whole lot of whoopty
whoopty whoopty woo.
462
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,100
You know what I mean?
463
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,570
Yes, sir.
464
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:10,670
Good.
465
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:13,310
I'm-a go get us some drinks.
466
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,320
Hey, how'd I do?
467
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,790
Dude, you are killing it,
but, like, don't kill.
468
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,360
Acting scared make me
want to kill somebody.
469
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,530
(both laughing)
470
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,800
Marker.
I hope it's not
471
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:39,970
genetic.
472
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:42,740
(mocking):
I hope it's not genetic.
473
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,470
Excuse me?
474
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,170
The rules of engagement
are simple.
475
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:49,140
You treat her like a... (laughs)
476
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:52,810
Same genitals. Right, babe?
477
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,020
You put the...
(laughs)
478
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,760
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