All language subtitles for Lost in Space S01E16 The Keeper Pt 1

(MAN NARRATING) Last week, as
you recall, Will and Dr. Smith

were working with the Robot
on an irrigation project,

unaware that
within moments,

they were to encounter the
most incredible alien visitor

ever to touch down on this
strange, forgotten planet.

I have completed
the assigned task.

Good. You may now
dig at a 90-degree angle

directly toward
the hydroponic garden.

Instructions computed.

Another example of how man
has freed himself from toil.

We have harnessed
the muscle of machines,

thus giving ourselves more time
for intellectual pursuits.

Dad says machines
do too much for us.

He says it's good
to go out and work.

Does he indeed?

Why walk when it's
so much easier to ride?

JOHN: Dr. Smith.

We're over here, Dad.

Cease your efforts. Give
me the shovel at once.

Well, Dr. Smith, I see you've
really been hard at it.

Oh, yes, indeed. A little physical
exercise is so good for one.

I see it,
but I don't believe it.

Go away, Major.
You irk me.

Don and I will
get that pipe for you.

You, uh, you just keep
the good work up, huh?

Oh, yes,
I'll do that, Professor.

Something wrong?

Yes, sir.
You fibbed.

I did?

Dad thinks you dug the ditch.

That was an assumption
on his part.

Never once did I say
I was responsible.

But you didn't tell him
the Robot did all the work.

Oh, come, come, William. You're
making a mountain out of a...

(WIND HOWLING)

Dr. Smith,
are you all right?

Dr. Smith,
what's wrong?

Out of the way.
lam being summoned.

Dr. Smith!

(ELECTRONIC HUMMING)

Dr. Smith!

(GROWLING)

(ROARS)

(SCREAMING)

(DR. SMITH SCREAMING)

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Dad, Don!
Dr. Smith's in trouble!

There's this animal trying to get at him.
You better come quick!

Take it easy now.
Explain this. What?

Dr. Smith started
to act funny.

I asked him what was wrong, and
he said he was being called.

He acted like
he was in a trance.

Where is he now?

He's locked up
in a cage.

I tried to let him out,
but this animal showed up.

Son, I think you'd better
take us to him. Come on.

Yes, sir.

The creature's gone, and one
of the cages is missing.

(DON CHUCKLING)

Well, don't just
stand there.

Get me out of this
dreadful contraption.

You sure look natural in there, Smith.
Doesn't he, Will?

Never mind your twisted
sense of humor, Major.

Release me at once!

All right. Take it easy, Dr.
Smith. We'll get you out.

I think this works
on an electronic beam.

There you go.

Oh, thank heaven.

Careful, Will.
Could be dangerous.

This is hardly
the time for levity.

JOHN: Dr. Smith.

Whatever happened
to that creature that

attacked you when
you were in the cage?

I haven't the slightest idea. One
moment it was fighting to get at me,

and the next, nothing.

Will, are you sure
there were three cages?

Yes, sir.

Now, just a minute.

First, Dr. Smith is put into
some sort of hypnotic state.

He says he's being called.

And then these
cages for animals.

I strongly object
to being called an animal.

Well.

There's some sort of
creature in this cage, John.

JOHN: I wouldn’t get
too close to that, Don.

Gentlemen, I suggest we all
return to the Jupiter 2 at once.

You know, I think
Dr. Smith is right.

Until we know
what's going on,

I think we'll all be
better off at the ship.

I'll send the Robot back
to check the cage out.

Maybe we'll find out
who owns it

and what he wants here.
Come on.

(LAUGHS)

lf only I had a camera.

The eminent Dr. Zachary Smith
in his natural habitat, a cage.

Amuse yourself, Major, but remember
there will be a day of retribution.

(CHUCKLES)

The Robot’s coming back.

He brought
the cage with him.

Well, we told him
to examine it.

He'll bring that cage right inside the
spaceship unless someone stops him.

You weren't instructed to
bring the cage back with you.

But neither was I told to leave
it in its original place.

You may have placed us
all in jeopardy.

Suppose that
creature gets loose.

You need have no fear. The cage
contains a harmless reptile

of the iguanodon family.

I will show you.

Loathsome creature!

This reptile is not
of a poisonous variety.

Millions of years ago,
they inhabited the Earth,

and grew to tremendous size
with the coming of the Ice Age.

Never mind the lizard.
Tell us about the cage.

Special thermo-genetic unit,

adjusts to the biological need
of each imprisoned animal.

What's the range
of temperature?

From 300 degrees above zero,

to 150 degrees below zero.

What sort of animals could
live at those temperatures?

I hope we never have
the misfortune to find out.

How are these specimens
lured into the cage?

There is a sonar receiver,

attuned for high-frequency
electrical impulses.

Who sends
the electrical impulse?

It does not compute. Information
beyond programming.

Well, I think that's all
we'll get outta him.

MAN: Perhaps I can give you
some more information.

Do not be frightened.
I will not harm you.

I will put aside my staff.

Something wrong?

Your staff, sir.
Look at it.

That's the second time today.
I forgot to turn it off.

I'm John Robinson. We're
from the planet Earth.

There's no need for introductions.
I know all of you.

For you, Mrs. Robinson.

Oh, thank you.
They're lovely.

How do you know
who we are?

You are not alone in space.
All the planets have eyes.

And for a primitive people,
you have done well here.

My dear sir, I resent the word
"primitive." We are highly civilized.

I will not argue
the point, Dr. Smith.

Let us both be satisfied
with our opinions.

I will introduce myself.
lam known as "The Keeper,"

and I come from a world
10 million light-years away.

Is "The Keeper" your name
or just a title?

No, that is
a profession.

I collect the creatures of the
universe, two of every kind.

You wish to ask
me something, Will.

You want to know howl learned
to speak your language.

Is that correct?

Yes, sir.

Your planet has been communicating
with its astronauts for years.

I merely recorded
the speech patterns

and broke down
the words phonetically.

I see that you
also read minds.

Well, the boy's mind was easy to
read because his thoughts are pure.

The adult mental process
is too complex, however.

Are you in the habit
of taking

other people's property,
Professor Robinson?

This cage
belongs to me.

The Robot brought your
cage here by mistake.

We would have
returned it.

And the creature that was
in it too, I suppose?

Well, perhaps if you would
have revealed yourself to us,

and let us know
what you were doing,

none of this
would have happened.

I do not announce my arrival
or reveal my plans to anyone.

It would save a lot of worry
and headaches if you did.

We'll get your
lizard back for you.

There's no need
to bother.

You children had better cover your ears.
This might affect you.

You too, Dr. Smith.
You're already susceptible.

(WHIRRING)

The sonar receiver on the cage
acts as some sort of a relay.

Animals can be summoned
from miles around.

I, uh, I've never seen
a lizard like that before.

This planet has many creatures
which you have not seen.

Some are harmless,
while others are...

Now I must take this creature
and go back to my spaceship,

but we shall have
other occasion to meet.

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING)

You wish to communicate?

I do.

Then proceed.

I have found some animals
from planet Earth.

They would make an interesting
addition to our collection.

Then select
the two best specimens.

Unfortunately, Earth people live
by reason as well as by instinct.

My staff has no
power over them.

Are you sure?

A man named Smith is
the only exception.

He is a poor specimen.
There are also two children.

Will your staff exercise
control over them?

I hesitate to use my staff
for fear of damaging them.

But perhaps I could get them
by other means.

Very well then.
You may proceed.

(WHIRRING)

Oh, I'm glad
I wasn't there.

I couldn't like anyone who
locked up animals in cages.

The Keeper didn't arouse
my admiration much either.

It's the way he looked
at you, as if you were

some sort of insect
under a microscope.

I hope he leaves soon.

Just thinking about him
gives me the creeps.

All right.
Let's change the subject.

What would you
like to talk about?

Me!

Oh, vanity, vanity,
thy name is woman.

Notice anything
different?

Nope. Looks like the same
old Judy Robinson to me.

Well, perhaps you'd
better look again.

Well, uh, you look great
like always.

I'm wearing my
hair differently.

Oh, sure.
Of course you are.

Oh, it looks great.
I like it very much.

I hate it.
It makes me look old.

Now, hold it now.

Before we go any further,
I apologize.

Now I haven't any idea
what I've done wrong,

but whatever it is,
forgive me.

(WHIRRING)

Good morning.

I trust I didn't
startle you.

It is a little disconcerting to have
you popping up like a jack-in-the-box.

That's a toy they make for children
that jumps up and scares them.

Surely you are not
frightened of me.

What a handsome pair
of specimens you are.

I wish you wouldn't refer to
us as some kind of animals.

We're intelligent beings.

You're entitled to your
opinion, of course.

And what a wonderful addition you
would both make to my collection.

How would you
like to come with me?

Don, he can't be serious. Shh.

You could have
everything you want,

a life of ease,
all the luxuries.

We're not interested.

Well, there's no rush for a decision.
Think about it for a while.

I can give you a final
answer right now... No.

Just as you wish. But think
about it some more anyway.

You wouldn't want to make a
wrong decision, would you?

(WHIRRING)

That's all right, Judy. That's all right.
He's gone now.

Don, what did he mean by we "wouldn't
want to make a wrong decision"?

THE KEEPER".
Exactly what I said.

Think about it, my dear.
(CHUCKLES)

He just came right out
and asked us to go with him.

What was his reaction
when you refused to go?

He wasn't angry.
Sort of strange,

as if he knew
something we didn't.

Well, maybe
he was joking.

Well, if he was, he has a
morbid sense of humor.

Seeing you caged like a monkey
does have its amusing aspects.

The primate is
considered one of

the higher forms
of life, Dr. Smith.

When The Keeper wants the insect
variety, he'll get in touch with you.

All right. That's enough squabbling
out of you two for one day.

I don't think The Keeper
means us any harm.

Why,because he gave
you those flowers?

On! (LAUGHS)

"Beware of strangers bearing
gifts," I always say.

Oh, Dr. Smith. You always
suspect the worst of everyone.

Now if The Keeper had really
wanted to take Don and Judy,

he wouldn't have asked them
to go with him.

There are seven of us to
contend with, dear lady.

We represent a formidable
group against just one.

I thought The Keeper
only collected animals.

Maybe that's what
he considers us.

Speak for
yourself, Major.

However, enough of this. I have
a brilliant idea to propose.

Just suppose if
the major and Judy

accept The Keeper's
ridiculous offer,

but with one stipulation.

And what's that?

That in return,

The Keeper first takes us
all back to Earth.

That's brilliant. That is
absolutely brilliant, Smith.

For once,
you're correct.

All we need to do
is to have The Keeper

allow us to come
aboard his spaceship.

As I said before, there are seven of us.
It would be a simple matter.

No. Absolutely no.

I understand your
objections, Mrs. Robinson,

but sometimes
violence is a necessity.

Well, Dr. Smith, no matter how much
I want to get off this planet,

I won't resort to
violence to do so.

In this situation, the end more
than amply justifies the means.

Not to me, it doesn't.

And unless I'm
badly mistaken,

not to anyone else
at this table.

Now that concludes
the matter.

With the installation
of this length of pipe,

we will have
completed 40% of our task.

When I want a statistical
report, I'll ask for it.

Computing our past efforts
in relation to time spent,

we should finish this job
by 1415 this afternoon.

One more word and your computers
will suffer a concussion.

Now be quiet!

Good morning, Dr. Smith.

It is morning, but its
goodness escapes me.

Don't you
feel well, sir?

My physical condition
was never better.

Then what's
making you so grouchy?

You're looking at
a disappointed man.

A man who, at this very moment,
might be as happy as a lark,

were it not for the
obstinacy of your parents.

We could all be
preparing to go home.

But instead,
what are we doing?

Struggling for survival on this
bleak and barren wasteland.

You mean we should trick The Keeper
into taking us back to Earth.

But that wouldn't
be honest, Dr. Smith.

You're both too
young to understand.

When I was a child, I,
too, thought like a child.

But when I became a man,
I had to think like a man.

I don't think it matters
what age you are.

If you're dishonest,
you're dishonest.

And that's all
there is to it.

Away, both of you.

Follow your idle pursuits and leave
me alone here to suffer in my misery.

Good-bye, Dr. Smith.

Away!

Now remember, I don't
want just any old rock.

Just the special ones
I told you about.

I know. I know. You've
only reminded me 50 times.

If you're not gonna
get the right ones,

you might as well
not be here.

I hear you, oh, Master.
I will obey. Here.

Penny.

What is it now?

I'm sorry to
startle you, children.

I've been around
animals so long,

I've begun to move
as quietly as they do.

We were concentrating hard on our
work, or we would have heard you.

I'm sure you would have. The
young have very sharp ears.

Hello, Penny.

Hello, sir.

Were you out hunting for animals, Mr.
Keeper?

In a manner
of speaking, yes.

Then you must have
some cages around here.

Well, some specimens don't
have to be locked up, Penny.

You care to
look at it, Will?

Something might
go wrong.

I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Here, take it.

It's so light,
you can hardly feel it.

Yes, the staff is
weightless matter.

Then what makes it work?

My stored cosmic energy.

I'll let Will
charge it for me.

Take hold, Will.

Don't be frightened.

I'm not, sir.

Raise the staff
in the air.

(WHIRRING)

(THUNDERCLAPS)

Wow! Did you see that?
How did you do it?

In my world, Will,
the forces of nature

are the servants of the
people, not the masters.

But we'll talk of the mysteries
of science some other day.

Today, I've decided to make
a day of enjoyment for us.

How would you like
to go to my spaceship

and see my
collection of animals?

Oh, we'd love to,
Mr. Keeper, but...

Hundreds and hundreds
of animals, Penny.

A butterfly that sings like a bird.
A frog that laughs.

I have creatures from every
planet in the galaxy.

I'd love to see 'em.

Well, all right.

Well, then
come along, children.

Is something
wrong, Penny?

Oh, I was just
thinking, Mr. Keeper.

Maybe we'd better visit your
animals some other time.

But we are almost there.

I know,

but we should have told someone
we were coming with you.

You put your
fears at rest.

When we reach
my spaceship,

you may speak to your parents
over the audio-visual radio.

But what if they're not
in the control room?

I'm sure someone
will be there to hear you.

I believe there's a specimen nearby.
Shall I call it for you?

Sure!
Okay!

All right.

Let's see what
we can catch.

(WHIRRING)

I must go.
lam being summoned.

We must complete this
irrigation system by 1415.

Otherwise I will blow a computer
tube in miscalculation.

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Oh, he must be
a little baby colt.

You're wrong, Penny.
He's fully grown.

I sure wish he
belonged to me.

If you'd like,
I'll give you one.

Do you really
mean it?

Of course. But not
this particular horse.

There's a smaller one at my spaceship.
He'd make a much better pet.

Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go!

There it is.

It's the biggest spaceship
I've ever seen.

Will, do you really think
we should go inside?

I don't think it'll hurt
to take a quick look around.

My feelings exactly.

All right, but just
for a little while.

Of course, children,
just for a little while.

After you, children.

Will: Hey!

(CREATURES GROWLING)

Will, I'm frightened.

You needn't be, Penny. That's
only one of my specimens.

The sound seems to be coming
from directly below us.

We're standing on
top of his cage.

I'd show him to you,
but there are some things

upon which
the eyes should not look.

(CHUCKLES)

Heavens,
what a noise he's making.

But have no fear,
the creature cannot escape.

Let us look at animals
that are more pleasing.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

THE KEEPER: My birds.

WILL: There must be
hundreds of them.

Of every shape and color.
Some that defy description.

(ANIMALS GROWLING)

THE KEEPER: My carnivores. The
animals which live on each other.

Let's see some of them.

Another time, Will.

Let us look at animals
which live less violently.

This next collection you
will find most interesting.

What do you
think of that animal?

PENNY: It's empty.

THE KEEPER: Watch.

But there's only one. I thought you
said there were two of each kind.

There are two.
The female is there,

but she's less
brave than the male,

which is as it should be.

This animal you will find
most interesting.

It has wings, but does not fly
and teeth, but does not eat.

PENNY: Sounds more like
a riddle than an animal.

WILL:
What does it do, sir?

Far as I can find out, the
creature doesn't do anything.

It exists, but how and
why is a mystery.

Here are
my masterpieces.

(ANIMALS SCREECHING)

But these two cages
are empty.

I haven't found specimens
to fill them yet.

You may go inside
if you wish.

Go ahead.
It's perfectly safe.

No, Will, don't.

No harm will come to you.
Go inside.

We don't wanna
go in, sir.

Do as I say,
go inside!

Hurry. Penny!

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

I see you changed your
minds about leaving.

We're sorry, sir. We really
want to stay with you.

For always, Mr. Keeper.
Always.

And so you shall,
for always.

Let us go back inside.

Wait.

Wait for me.

THE KEEPER: You fool!

Hurry. Penny!

I'm terribly sorry,
sir, really.

It was definitely
an accident.

I... I don't know how I got
here, but I'm glad I came.

I want to
talk to you, sir.

What could you say that
would be of interest to me?

How would you like to add some
new animals to your collection?

You referring to members
of the Robinson party?

Certainly not, sir.

I assure you, they are a
very poor selection, indeed.

But it's an entirely
different story on Earth.

The planet literally swarms with
all sorts of strange creatures.

Yes, I'm beginning
to realize that.

Take me back to Earth, sir, and I
promise you all kinds of animals,

both two and four-legged.

It's a long journey to your
planet Earth, Dr. Smith.

Most of my specimens would
not survive such a trip.

Perhaps I shall go there
on my next exploration.

And when will that be?

200, 300 years perhaps.

Oh.

I'm afraid I
can't wait that long.

Are you sure you won't
change your mind?

Well, let me know
if you do.

I'll see you again soon.

Yes, you will, Dr. Smith.

And sooner than you think.

And the next thing I remember, Dr.
Smith was there.

Despite my
trance-like condition,

I arrived at
the most opportune moment.

The Keeper was real nice,
and then all of a sudden,

he almost forced us
to go into the cages.

Well, that's all right, dear.
Now, it's all over.

I think you two
better get ready for bed.

And don't tell me
you're not sleepy.

You've had a big day.

lam sort of tired.

Goodnight, everyone.
(ALL CLAMORING)

We're going to have to watch Will
and Penny very closely from now on.

Someone will have to be with the
children at all times, darling.

DR. SMITH: From the moment
that Keeper appeared,

I knew he was a thoroughly
despicable character.

Well, I'd better go check on them.
Make sure they're all right.

Mother, you don't think that
anything could happen to them

inside the Jupiter 2,
do you?

I don't want to
take any chances.

Maybe we should pay The Keeper
a visit in the morning.

He might be reasonable.

We'd be wasting our time.

We're dealing with an alien with an
obsession for collecting living specimens.

Nothing we can say
or do will change

his mind about
wanting the children.

You may be right,
Dr. Smith.

We'll just have
to wait and see.

Like Will,
I'm quite fatigued.

I feel as though
I've run 10 miles today.

If you'll excuse me,
I'll retire.

I'll say goodnight, too.

Goodnight, Judy.

Goodnight, darling.

It might not be a bad idea
to keep watch tonight.

I plan to. We'll lock
the children in their rooms,

uh, also Dr. Smith,
just as a precaution.

Oh, I wake in an alien land,
and I dream of home.

Listen to me.
I sound like Dr. Smith.

Well, we are in an alien land.
I dream of home, too.

I'd better get down
to the lower deck.

All right.

Inside.

Inside!

I absolutely refuse.

lam not a child
to be locked in at night.

Doctor, be a good little
boy and go inside.

"Good little boy," indeed.
How dare you, sir?

Smith, I've told you 10 times,

but I'll try once more.

We're doing this
for your own good.

Only the use of force
can accomplish your purpose.

All right, fine.

If force is the only thing
that'll get you inside,

then force is what
it's going to be!

You put one finger on
me, Major, and I'll...

You'll what?

Hold my breath.

(EXHALES)

Professor Robinson,
your arrival is most timely.

Well, now, what seems
to be the trouble?

This ruffian insists upon
locking me in my quarters.

It's for your own
protection, Dr. Smith.

I'm perfectly capable
of looking after myself.

No, the facts are clear.

You are susceptible to
The Keeper's power.

You are
entirely mistaken, sir.

Well, then how do you
account for all those times

he was able to put you
into a hypnotic trance?

Very easily.
Mental and physical fatigue.

I was not my usual self

because of the exhausting
responsibilities put upon me.

You're wasting time.
Inside, Smith.

Had it not been that I was in a state
of complete physical collapse,

the Keeper's staff would have
had no effect on me whatsoever.

Dr. Smith, I think you'd
better get inside.

Don, you take
the first watch.

Very well, I'll go, but I
know I shan't sleep a wink.

I'll need something
to read.

Well, we'll get
you a book.

I'm thirsty.

And a glass of water.

A little music might
help to pass the time.

Oh. Well, you can have
one of Penny's tapes.

And I'd like the Robot
to keep me company.

Get inside.

Really!

That'll do it.

(SIGHS)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

All right, Don.
I'll take over now.

Be my guest.
Any activity'?

Not a stir,
except for Smith.

Oh? What'd he do?

Well, he got hungry
about an hour ago

and wanted to
raid the food locker.

Screamed like a wounded buffalo
when I wouldn't let him.

Come to think of it,
a hungry Smith

is probably more dangerous
than a wounded buffalo.

You get yourself
some rest.

I'll see you in the morning.
All right.

(WHIRRING)

(CLATTERING)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Will!

Dad.

You'd better get
back to bed, son.

I'm not sleepy, sir.
I'd like to go for a walk.

No, you can't.

Please, Dad.
Just for a little while.

No, no.
Go on back to bed.

Dad, please,
let me out!

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Penny!

Such a lovely night.
I think I'll go for a walk.

Penny, not now. Later.

Go on.

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

How are the kids?

They're fine. They're
having breakfast. Good.

Dad still sleeping?

Yes. I just
looked in on him.

Well, there isn't too
much work left to be done

on the irrigation system,
so I won't be too long.

All right. But there's
no need to rush, Don.

As long as the children are kept
locked up, I think they'll be safe.

And the Robot's watching to see
that no one lets them out.

Yes.
All right.

But if you need me
in a hurry, call.

I'm taking the radio.

All right.

We'll be back soon.

How do you like it?

Before I answer, you
better tell me what it is.

Didn't you ever read Tom
Sawyer or Huck Finn?

It's a slingshot.

Back in
the 18th and 19th century,

almost every boy
made one of these.

What for?

To carry with his penknife
and marbles, I guess.

Will and Penny, are you
all right in there?

We're fine, Mom.

Well, yell out if
you want anything.

WILL: Okay, Mom.

Dr. Smith?

I'm still in
my cage, madam.

I've just been fed,
so I'm not dangerous.

You may open the door.

Ah! The sweet smell
of free air.

(SHUSHING)

Dr. Smith, you've only been in
there a few hours, not 100 years.

For a blithe spirit like myself,
even a moment is agony.

"Blithe spirit."

Oh, well, I'm afraid you're just
gonna have to grin and bear it.

Indeed.

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

It's locked.

I know how
we can get out.

Come to the door, my mechanical friend.
Come to the door at once.

Unlock this door.
Quickly, I say.

Let's go
for a walk, Penny.

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Will? Penny?

Oh! John!

John, wake up!
The children are gone!

When did you
check them last?

Just a few minutes ago.

Look, get Don on the radio. Tell
him to get back here right away.

I'll get Smith.

Come on, Dr. Smith. You're gonna
lead us to The Keeper's spaceship.

He's using his staff
to summon the children.

I want you to
take me to the ship!

You needn't shout, Professor Robinson.
My hearing is quite good.

Then you didn't
hear the summons?

With these earplugs,
I can't hear anything.

Can you take me
to the ship?

I believe so, but...

Come on. Let's go!
Come on!

Don, here.

Don't worry, darling.

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING)

I've been waiting
for you, children.

We would have come sooner,
but they wouldn't let us.

But we got away.

You're a very
bright young man.

Shall we go
inside my spaceship?

PENNY: Yes.

Smith!
Get back here!

Smith!
Get back here, Smith!

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

You know what we want. Send
Will and Penny over here.

Go back where you belong.
The children are mine now.

When he makes a move
for the ramp, shoot.

I wish the kids weren't
standing so close to him.

I'm going to tell
you once more...

I want you to send Will, Penny and Dr.
Smith over here.

Your weapons are useless against
me, Professor Robinson.

My source of power
is cosmic energy.

If you don't
believe me, shoot.

Wait. I will give
you a better target.

I wouldn't want you accidentally
to injure the children.

Shoot!
lf you don't, I will.

He took a direct
hit in the chest.

If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes, I...

Now go, before my anger clouds
my judgment, and I destroy you.

We've gotta
think of something.

Don. Have you ever shot
one of these?

Sure, as a kid. Listen, if our
lasers weren't any good...

His staff.
The lights on his staff!

Now get as close
as you can.

Mr. Keeper!

I'll make a deal
with you.

You're not in a position
to make any offer.

Suppose I let you have Don and
Judy instead of Will and Penny.

You said they
were good specimens.

Well, you can have them.

Come no closer.

Now, Don!

Oh, Dad!

THE KEEPER: That's a very unusual weapon.
What is it?

DON:
It's called a slingshot.

It's a very
primitive weapon.

You wouldn't know about this, but
once a young man called David,

killed a giant
named Goliath with this.

In all the galaxy,
no animals have

given me as much
trouble as yourselves.

Is this thing you call
"freedom" so precious?

In our world, since the
beginning of time,

men and women have
fought and died for it.

Foolish,
foolish creatures.

Maybe so, but it's what sets
us apart from all the others.

You are not worth
further efforts on my part.

We're in luck.
He's gone.

In a few short moments,
my insensitive friend,

with the aid of this
magnificent vehicle,

we shall say good-bye forever
to this unhappy planet.

Come along.
Follow your leader.

Safely aboard.

You will
take off immediately.

I will need time to
study the controls.

You may have
exactly five seconds.

Well, what are you
waiting for?

I must scan and compute
control systems.

I do not wish
to make an error.

You always have to make a problem
out of everything, don't you?

It's all perfectly simple.

This one probably
starts the power system.

Warning! Do not tamper
with alien controls.

Nonsense. Any one of these
could whisk us away from here.

(HIGH-PITCHED TONE)

I wonder what that was.

I think I may have
done something wrong.

(CREATURE ROARS)

Come along.

Well, come along!
Come along, you ninny!

It's all your fault,
you tin-plated fool!

We've missed
a golden opportunity

to leave this
miserable planet!

(CREATURE GROWLING)
Danger! Extreme danger!

All creatures escaping.

(GROWLING)

(ROARING)

(GROWLING AND ROARING
CONTINUES)

(GROWLING AND ROARING
CONTINUES)

(SCREAMS)