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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,165 Wait. 2 00:00:54,022 --> 00:00:55,188 Ow, my hand! 3 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,391 Sorry. There was a bug on you. I'm sorry. 4 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,026 Oh, my God! 5 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,327 I'm sorry. There was a bug. 6 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,030 Okay, so swat it with your hand. - Okay, okay. 7 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:02,797 Those things hurt! 8 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:03,765 I'm sorry. 9 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,941 Ow! 10 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,809 I'm sorry! There was another bug. 11 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,678 Just wipe it away with your hand! 12 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:18,478 There's going to be bugs. We're at the lake! 13 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,480 I think that they're attracted to the tuning. 14 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:22,917 You don't think that this is just where they are? 15 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:25,218 No, it's just that your guitar playing, 16 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,254 it sounds like shit. 17 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:28,756 What do you want to hear? 18 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,125 Play Pineway. 19 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,193 It's too early for that, 20 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,362 I'm saving it. - No, practice! 21 00:01:36,831 --> 00:01:37,966 Fine. 22 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:39,000 Thank you. 23 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,309 Let's all go to Pineway. 24 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:53,213 Good times at Camp Pineway. 25 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:57,719 Through the trees, and to the lake, 26 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:01,889 songs we sing, and the friends we make. 27 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:05,627 Every morning that we... 28 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,863 Wake up, 29 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,599 Pineway is the best! 30 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,702 Yay! 31 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:17,772 We did it! 32 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:19,841 Ow! I thought you were gonna kiss me. 33 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,878 I'm going to get more beers. 34 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,520 What happened to the music? 35 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,557 I zap your strumming hand too hard? 36 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,930 Oh, my fucking God! 37 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:35,950 Okay. 38 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:23,765 ♪ I remember finding out about you ♪ 39 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:33,574 ♪ Every day, my mind is all around you ♪ 40 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,013 Hey! 41 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,050 Are you okay? 42 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,519 I was cold. 43 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,328 Can't help but feel this is about the internship. 44 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,330 Why? Do you want to do it? - No. 45 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,766 Because it's not too late for me to turn around. 46 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,101 Mom. 47 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:01,636 All you have to do is just call up the firm and explain your -- 48 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,870 Mom! 49 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:04,806 It's a legitimate career opportunity. 50 00:05:04,906 --> 00:05:06,274 So is this. 51 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,809 John and Kathy specifically asked me 52 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:08,643 to come back this year. 53 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,813 Oh, give me a break. This isn't anything. 54 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:13,147 You're 24 years old 55 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,249 and you're still going to summer camp. 56 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:18,186 I'm working at camp. 57 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:19,787 It's a job. 58 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:25,092 $100 a week is hardly employment. 59 00:05:27,295 --> 00:05:29,931 Bumped me up to 115. 60 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,332 ♪ Bring it home, baby ♪ 61 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,569 ♪ Make it so ♪ 62 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:39,774 ♪ I give my love to you ♪ 63 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:09,871 ♪ Look at all my love ♪ 64 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:11,873 Welcome home. 65 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,614 I'm sorry I was harsh earlier. 66 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:24,151 It's just you got to start thinking about your future. 67 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:26,554 I am thinking about my future. 68 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:30,591 I mean, I have my whole life to be a lawyer, but... 69 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:36,631 How many summers does a guy get to spend here, huh? 70 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,067 A lot, apparently. 71 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,009 Oh, shit. 72 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,046 The puka's not dumb, right? 73 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,881 What? No, I love the puka. 74 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:54,315 Puka's great. 75 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,016 Puka's good? 76 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,050 Yeah, puka's great. 77 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,051 Right. 78 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,185 I mean, if you're feeling hesitant about it, 79 00:06:58,286 --> 00:06:59,987 can I just wear one? - No, I'm gonna wear the puka. 80 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,022 Okay. 81 00:07:01,122 --> 00:07:02,723 I just want to make a good first impression. 82 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,659 I mean, this summer is gonna be huge for us. 83 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:05,760 I feel like we said that last summer. 84 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,728 Yeah, but now we're counselors. 85 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,563 Do you have any idea how much more likely it is 86 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:11,265 that counselor chicks are gonna hook up with us? 87 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,233 A lot, hopefully? 88 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,835 Yes, exactly. A lot, hopefully. 89 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:16,604 I mean, at the very least, we're gonna hook up 90 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,072 with some older campers, right? 91 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,907 Women are attracted to power. 92 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:25,046 Camp Pineway, you beautiful bitches! 93 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:26,013 Whoa! 94 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,215 Let's make this the best counselor weekend yet. 95 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,718 Am I right? Fuck! 96 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,219 Which way are we going? 97 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,453 Pineway! 98 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,222 Which way we fucking going?! 99 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:36,357 Pineway! 100 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,490 Yes, man, yes! 101 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,194 I fucking love your car. 102 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,096 Where's Demi? 103 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,773 Demi. 104 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,109 Hi, Jason. 105 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,510 What's up? 106 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,545 You need a hand? 107 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,114 Actually, that would be amazing, yeah. 108 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,549 We could... 109 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,224 Could you be careful with those? 110 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,959 Sorry, Demi. 111 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,429 Okay, see you. 112 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,399 It's great to see you, too. 113 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,003 It's just so good to be back. 114 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,006 You know what they always say? 115 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,175 You can't spell Pineway without "e-way." 116 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,910 What? 117 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:35,249 Because I can't stay e-way from this place. 118 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,086 Okay, cool. 119 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,822 Yeah, well, I'm really excited that you're back. 120 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,823 You too! 121 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,759 Bye bye. 122 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,561 Dammit. Ah, this door. 123 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,296 This pesky door. 124 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,703 Hey, guys, it's Deedee. 125 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,938 You guys have been asking for another tutorial, 126 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:01,375 so today I'm going to teach you how to do the perfect -- 127 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,262 Bravo! 128 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,397 Hey, Ezra. 129 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,002 Jason, I didn't think you were coming back this year. 130 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,440 Yeah, well, John and Kathy needed my help, so -- 131 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:35,709 Actually, so do I. 132 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,547 We're doing a gritty reimagining of Pinocchio this year. 133 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,613 Very political. 134 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,482 And I think that you may be perfect 135 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,085 for the role of old man Geppetto. 136 00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,420 No, I'm not, I'm not really much of an actor. 137 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:49,957 Oh, no, no, no, but you have a fascinating quality, Jason. 138 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,426 There's something deeply sad and broken about you. 139 00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,862 I think it'll come across nicely on stage. 140 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:55,463 Thank you. 141 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:56,565 You're welcome. 142 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,898 Now, auditions aren't for a couple of weeks, 143 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,434 but I just wanted to plant the seed. 144 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,336 And Jason! 145 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:06,307 This is not going to be the greatest theatrical production 146 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:10,744 in Pineway's history. Boop. 147 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:16,551 I guess the whole film is just like an allegory, you know, 148 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,986 for how traumatic experiences 149 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,789 just affect you in general. 150 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,624 I mean, shit, Shannon, I don't even know if you know this, 151 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,293 but I grew up with a mildly severe nut allergy. 152 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,928 Yeah, yeah, I think you might have mentioned that. 153 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,264 So, even though the character is a schizophrenic, 154 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:32,900 or a photographer, it's a... 155 00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:34,503 It's a very personal story. 156 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:36,937 Yo, which way are we going? 157 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:37,705 Pineway. 158 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,406 I said, which way are we going? 159 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,575 My God, he did it. 160 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,675 What do you, what? When? 161 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,310 We're in the middle of something here, dude. 162 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,678 No, we aren't. Hi, Chris. 163 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,580 Hey, Shannon. 164 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,814 Okay, time out. I'm sorry. 165 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,984 It's 9:42. Arrival is supposed to be at 9:45. 166 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,019 I was going to be the one to do it. 167 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,154 Yeah, and I also wanted Shannon to read my screenplay, 168 00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:55,055 but, like, it looks like we both can't get what we want. 169 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:55,990 Fuck. 170 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,893 It's just a stupid chant anyway. Who cares? 171 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,096 I knew you should've let me drive. 172 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,532 Dale says you're a reckless driver. 173 00:11:03,632 --> 00:11:04,566 Fuck Dale! 174 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,799 Whoa! 175 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,801 Dale's been a great stepfather to me and my mom. 176 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,337 Whatever. 177 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,072 Oh, Bobby. I'm, I'm sorry, man. 178 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,841 I didn't mean it to come out like that. 179 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,044 Your mom will find someone, man, I know it. 180 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:27,154 Hey, stranger. 181 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,957 Holy shit! Hey! 182 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,091 Okay. 183 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:33,761 You having trouble? 184 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,864 Yeah, I think the handle's like jammed or something. 185 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,933 Bunk 9 is always a tricky one. 186 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:39,934 Yeah. 187 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,736 You just have to lift, jiggle, and then pull. 188 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,338 Yeah, I'm trying. 189 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:45,472 Jiggle. 190 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,642 Oh, almost. May I try? 191 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,009 Yeah. 192 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,914 Oh! Show off. 193 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,450 Yeah, you loosened it. 194 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,085 I like the beard. 195 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:58,919 Oh, thank you. 196 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,655 I was trying, trying something new. 197 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,022 Yeah. 198 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,857 Wait, why did you come back? 199 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:08,262 Well, John and Kathy needed extra help, so yeah. 200 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,599 I don't really see why it's such a big deal. 201 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:11,700 It's not a big deal. 202 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:12,766 Oh, okay. 203 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,803 Yeah, I'm just surprised because last year 204 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,505 you said you weren't coming back. 205 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:18,673 Right, but -- 206 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,975 And you were like crying. 207 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,544 I don't think I was crying. 208 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:24,512 You were definitely crying. 209 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,013 You were, like, sobbing. 210 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,583 You gave that "end of an era" speech. 211 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:31,385 Okay, but the point is, like, I'm back 212 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,722 and I'm better than ever. 213 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,592 So how are you? How, how have you been? 214 00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:38,959 Good, pretty good. 215 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,263 I started seeing someone. 216 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,699 Ooh. Romance for Claire! 217 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:45,933 Right. - I love it. 218 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,569 Yeah, he broke my heart. 219 00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:49,303 Oh, yikes. I'm sorry. 220 00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:52,473 It's fine. It was, like, three weeks ago, so -- 221 00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:55,175 It's still fresh. 222 00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:57,344 Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I guess. 223 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,245 Huh. 224 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,179 Yeah, I wasn't going to come back either, 225 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,949 but I thought it might be good to, like, 226 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,317 get away for a while. 227 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:07,087 Yeah, perfect place to clear your head, 228 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,324 get him out of your mind, erase him from your memory. 229 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,361 Totally. Yeah, right. 230 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,331 Why did you guys break up? 231 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,534 Oh, maybe we could talk about it some other time. 232 00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:20,702 Oh, yeah, yeah. - It that's cool. 233 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,036 Totally, totally. 234 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,305 Maybe I'll catch you up on my love life. 235 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:27,041 But I hope you have a lot of time. 236 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,842 Just kidding. 237 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,177 Yeah, I know. 238 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,378 Yeah. 239 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:36,551 So have you seen John and Kathy? 240 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:37,418 No. 241 00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:38,419 Oh. 242 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:41,656 I'll see you later. - Yeah, see you soon. 243 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,694 John and Kathy, where art thou? 244 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,002 Hello, there! 245 00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:58,573 Here's Jason! 246 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:23,163 This is the best part. I'm just walking away now, 247 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,932 you know, he gave me a ticket or whatever the fuck. 248 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,467 I turned around and I'm like, 249 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,271 "Officer, I forgot something. 250 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:32,674 I forgot to mention, 251 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:33,874 I'm a liar!" Bam! 252 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,511 360 kick to the face. This guy's like -- 253 00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:37,645 Guys, guys! 254 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,279 There's been a robbery. 255 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,482 What? 256 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,085 So the four jacks all got together 257 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,821 and they decided to rob a bank. 258 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,790 No, no, no, no, no, no magic. Just keep -- 259 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:49,791 But these -- - No magic, man. 260 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,492 Jacks did -- - Stop! 261 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,697 Fine, let's cut straight to the biz. 262 00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:57,197 Kathy and John aren't here yet, 263 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,266 but they've asked me to take over the position 264 00:14:59,366 --> 00:14:59,967 of camp leader. 265 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,368 That's not a real position. 266 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,570 So anyways, 267 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,739 I know a few of you are first time counselors, 268 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,974 and campers arrive in a couple of days, 269 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,909 so you may be a little nervous, 270 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,879 but I'm a six year veteran myself, 271 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,113 and if there's anything that you need, 272 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,549 any questions that you have, 273 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:18,285 do not hesitate to ask. You are in very safe hands. 274 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,621 Capiche? 275 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,591 Molly? Yes. Thank you. 276 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:26,895 What's the vegan option for dinner tonight? 277 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,799 Oh, I meant more about being a counselor, 278 00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:33,167 but um, yeah. Don't worry. 279 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,671 I can, I can grill a mean tofu burger. 280 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:39,072 Namaste. Thank you. 281 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,074 Very well. 282 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,143 So... 283 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,447 As you all know, phones go in the basket. 284 00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,450 I know it seems like a bummer now, 285 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:52,119 but how refreshing is it to get a chance 286 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,188 to take a break from social media? 287 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,956 I mean, in this day and age -- 288 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,424 Let's get fucked up! 289 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,961 Let's get effed up, but let's also remember, 290 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,096 the camp has very strict policies against partying. 291 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,600 So just no drinking, no smoking, 292 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,035 and most importantly, 293 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,738 no Game of Thrones spoilers. 294 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,078 Are you coming? 295 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:45,339 ♪ Buzzsaw ♪ 296 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,347 Ahoy. 297 00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,217 I've heard that's a real page turner. 298 00:16:57,552 --> 00:16:59,554 Huh? 299 00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,421 Your book. 300 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,958 Are you clairvoyant as well? 301 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,060 No, um, unfortunately not, 302 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,063 but I just saw you sitting here all alone and -- 303 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,799 I'm not alone. 304 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,437 Certainly. 305 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:31,886 Oh! 306 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,524 Ah, Michael! You're terrible! 307 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,328 If it's going to be 9:42, then just say 9:42. 308 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,231 I mean, don't specify 9:45 in an email 309 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,301 and expect me to what, anticipate an early arrival. 310 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,604 And Mike's never early. Chris? 311 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,040 Chris? 312 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:52,707 - Hey, Shannon. - Oh, hey! 313 00:17:52,807 --> 00:17:54,709 How's it going? 314 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,355 Fuck. 315 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,726 I think the sites are off on this, or something. 316 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:12,760 Is that possible? 317 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,696 Maybe. 318 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:19,499 May I? - Yeah. 319 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,386 Christ. 320 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,121 Yep. You don't win Pineway Champion Runner Up 321 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:45,192 four years in a row without slinging a few bows. 322 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:46,928 Oh, is that why you're back? 323 00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,630 You want to finally win one? 324 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,565 No, no, no. What do you think I am? 325 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,600 I don't, I don't care about that kind of stuff. 326 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:54,969 Although, 327 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,805 I have to be this year's favorite, right? 328 00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:59,373 I mean, I don't think I've ever heard of someone 329 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,510 winning runner up five years in a row. 330 00:19:03,111 --> 00:19:06,047 No, I don't think anyone's come close. 331 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,582 Yeah. 332 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,052 Do you think it's a little bit suspicious 333 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,022 that John and Kathy aren't here yet? 334 00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,757 Suspicious? 335 00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:18,191 I mean, 336 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,327 they specifically asked me to come back, 337 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,730 and now they're not even here. 338 00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:27,200 I don't know, they'll be back in a couple of days. 339 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,237 Come on, Claire. 340 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,073 What? 341 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,511 I think they're seeing if I can run the camp without them. 342 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:40,148 Why would they do that? 343 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,551 Well, they have to hire somebody new. 344 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:47,155 They can't spend every summer here, all summer. 345 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,624 I mean, they have lives outside of Pineway. 346 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,726 Yeah, what about you? 347 00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:54,062 That's what I'm saying, I've got to be the most qualified 348 00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:55,262 person for the job. 349 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,099 No, I mean, like, what about your life 350 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,068 outside of Pineway? 351 00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:01,435 Oh. 352 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,138 Yeah, I don't know. 353 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,574 I, it was just a thought. 354 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:12,146 So drunk I could not hold it up. 355 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,948 Okay. 356 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,185 Do you think you could help me with my, like, form or whatever? 357 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,419 I would love to. Totally. 358 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,888 Okay. 359 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,858 Here, take aim again, and... 360 00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,226 Just... 361 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,730 Try not to think of it as a pull back. 362 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,532 Try to think of it as a push forward. 363 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,671 Push forward. 364 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,806 And... 365 00:20:40,675 --> 00:20:41,008 Let go! 366 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:42,844 ♪ Yeah ♪ 367 00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:47,247 ♪ Yeah ♪ 368 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:51,652 Hey. 369 00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:52,787 What's up? 370 00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:55,189 Is Chris seeing anyone? 371 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,792 I'm actually pretty busy right now, so -- 372 00:20:57,892 --> 00:20:59,594 How is this busy? 373 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,361 Hey, Demi. 374 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:02,163 Whoa. 375 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,831 Is that your car, Bobby? 376 00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:05,199 Yep. 377 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,002 No, no, that's not his car. 378 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,103 What? 379 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:11,271 It's Chris' car. 380 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:12,874 Why are you washing Chris' car? 381 00:21:12,974 --> 00:21:15,643 Why are you washing Chris's car, Bobby? 382 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,477 Well, technically, it's his step-dad's car. 383 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:21,816 Okay. 384 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,851 I'm gonna go. 385 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,154 Oh. 386 00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:27,555 Cock block. 387 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,158 Ew. You know she's dating Mike. 388 00:21:30,258 --> 00:21:31,225 For now. 389 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,827 For probably a long time. 390 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:33,828 What does he see in you? 391 00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,863 Wait, Chris says he sees something in me? 392 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,231 Oh! 393 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,904 ♪ Have you ever been alone ♪ 394 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,340 ♪ So long you couldn't end ♪ 395 00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:52,814 ♪ Did you ever break a heart, baby ♪ 396 00:21:52,914 --> 00:21:55,283 ♪ Well, I do ♪ 397 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,151 ♪ Did you ever lose a friend? ♪ 398 00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:05,626 ♪ Baby, I want your love tonight ♪ 399 00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:09,897 ♪ To make my head feel light ♪ 400 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:13,801 Hey, pal. 401 00:22:14,635 --> 00:22:16,938 Is everything okay? 402 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,040 Yeah. 403 00:22:20,942 --> 00:22:22,143 I just thought this summer was going to start 404 00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:24,512 a little differently. 405 00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:26,614 Don't I know it. 406 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,282 But you know what they say, 407 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,717 a bad day at Pineway is better 408 00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:31,351 than a good day anywhere else. 409 00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,256 It's a long summer, 410 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,358 and you're in the best place in the world. 411 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,862 Yeah. 412 00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,362 Yeah, you're right. 413 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,363 Thanks, man. 414 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,032 My pleasure. 415 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,968 I'm Bobby. 416 00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:48,368 What? I know. 417 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,370 Oh, and you are? 418 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,505 Seriously? 419 00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:54,008 We've gone to camp together for eight years. 420 00:22:54,108 --> 00:22:55,810 Holy shit, Matt? 421 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,712 No! Jason. 422 00:22:57,812 --> 00:23:00,882 Jason? - Jason, Jason Hochberg. 423 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:05,786 I don't think I know you, dude. - You definitely, absolutely do. 424 00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:08,923 I was one of your bunk counselors two years ago. 425 00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:10,490 Jason. 426 00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,128 No. - That's fine. 427 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,395 That's totally fine. 428 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,463 You know what it is? 429 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,699 I got a gym membership this past spring, 430 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:20,467 and I've been trying really hard to lose all this weight. 431 00:23:20,568 --> 00:23:21,669 So in a weird way, 432 00:23:21,769 --> 00:23:24,171 the fact you don't recognize me is actually a -- 433 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,140 Wait, Jason. 434 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,642 Jason, of course. Jason Hochberg. 435 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:29,110 No, you look pretty much the exact same, 436 00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,278 I just forgot you existed. 437 00:23:30,378 --> 00:23:31,545 Okay. 438 00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:33,446 Wait, weren't you not going to come back this summer? 439 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:38,786 Ooh. 440 00:23:40,855 --> 00:23:41,923 Oh. 441 00:23:43,991 --> 00:23:45,660 One tofu burger, please. 442 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,195 Well done or bloody? 443 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,230 Just kidding. 444 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:51,699 Well, don't. That's disgusting. 445 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:54,635 Sorry. Coming right up. 446 00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:06,914 You mind if I join you? 447 00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:07,915 You don't eat meat? 448 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,650 Me? Oh God, no. 449 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,986 No, people who eat meat disgust me. 450 00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:14,487 They should be slaughtered, if you ask me. 451 00:24:14,588 --> 00:24:17,325 I say that same exact thing all the time. 452 00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:19,961 I um, I had no idea you felt like that. 453 00:24:20,061 --> 00:24:21,829 Yeah, well, I try to let my actions 454 00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:23,564 speak for themselves, you know? 455 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,199 Two years vegetarian and proud. 456 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:28,936 You do realize how disgusting the dairy industry is, right? 457 00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:30,972 Like, you might as well be eating meat if you're -- 458 00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:31,672 -- drinking milk. 459 00:24:31,772 --> 00:24:33,607 Jinx! You didn't let me finish. 460 00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:35,710 Two years vegetarian and proud, 461 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:38,713 18 months vegan and prouder. 462 00:24:39,513 --> 00:24:40,581 You couldn't wait to eat. 463 00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:41,916 He literally is making you a burger. 464 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:43,150 Why are you monitoring what I eat? 465 00:24:43,884 --> 00:24:45,586 What is going on, everybody? 466 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,755 She is being wildly insensitive to my condition. 467 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:49,256 Wait, is this true, Claire? 468 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:52,126 Of course not. I'm, like, eating a fucking granola bar 469 00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,695 25 feet away from you, and you are freaking out. 470 00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:57,631 By the way, it doesn't have nuts in it, okay! 471 00:24:57,732 --> 00:24:58,833 See, that's good. No nuts. 472 00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:00,801 That's like if I held a gun to you for five minutes, 473 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,104 like, "Relax, Ari. Doesn't have any bullets in it." 474 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:06,607 It's nothing like that because one is a gun 475 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:08,809 and the other is a stupid nut allergy. 476 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:09,610 Ooh! 477 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,411 Okay, she did not mean that. 478 00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:11,812 Yeah, I do. 479 00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:13,981 Twenty-six percent. 480 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,118 What? 481 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:21,689 Kids who have allergies are 26% more likely 482 00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,591 to develop social anxiety than those without. 483 00:25:23,691 --> 00:25:25,393 Did you know that? Huh? 484 00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:27,862 No, no, I didn't know that. 485 00:25:27,962 --> 00:25:28,729 Right. 486 00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:30,998 Enjoy your privilege. 487 00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:39,373 It's actually so funny that you say that 488 00:25:39,473 --> 00:25:42,777 because I'm a Scorpio, like Ryan Gosling. 489 00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:46,515 Eww, I hate Scorpios. 490 00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:48,282 What? 491 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,884 Miley, no! Don't go! 492 00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:51,452 Miley! 493 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,020 Like Gosling. 494 00:26:55,216 --> 00:26:56,383 Mike? 495 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:59,120 Have you seen my other lash curler? 496 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:00,522 I literally just saw it. 497 00:27:00,654 --> 00:27:02,557 I'm trying to get ready before the bonfire, 498 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:05,092 and I'm not even close. 499 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,228 Hello, Mike. 500 00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:35,456 So I say to him, "Hey, do you listen to this? I'm a liar." 501 00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:37,592 So you just knocked him out, 502 00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:39,393 out cold with one shot? 503 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:41,295 Yeah. I mean, like, thank God I did, 504 00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:42,930 otherwise, I'd still be in shit. 505 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,432 This guy knocked out a fucking cop, bro. 506 00:27:45,534 --> 00:27:48,302 Yes, that's sick. 507 00:27:48,402 --> 00:27:50,371 No, it's not sick, okay. 508 00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:52,574 I have a great deal of respect for the police. 509 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,708 So you kicked one in the head? 510 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:57,579 I wasn't thinking, man. I'm kind of an idiot. 511 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,180 No, you're not an idiot. 512 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,414 You kind of are, though. 513 00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:01,949 I mean, you kicked a cop. 514 00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:03,984 He could have shot you. - Oh, well, this was a -- 515 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:06,253 Who wants to hear a spooky story? 516 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,190 Jesus Christ, Jason, Mike's in the middle of a story, dude. 517 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,457 Continue. Mike, please. 518 00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,695 I don't even remember where I was at. 519 00:28:14,795 --> 00:28:16,497 I'll just start over again. 520 00:28:16,598 --> 00:28:19,366 So he reaches for his cuffs and I say, 521 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:20,968 "I forgot to mention, 522 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:22,903 I'm a liar." 523 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,192 Hey. 524 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,293 Ah! 525 00:28:47,094 --> 00:28:47,828 Hey. 526 00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:50,798 Woah, I did not mean to scare you. 527 00:28:51,298 --> 00:28:52,199 You okay? 528 00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:53,602 Yeah, yeah. 529 00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:56,504 Shouldn't, like, leave your door open. 530 00:28:56,837 --> 00:28:58,973 I wanted a little... 531 00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:01,342 air. 532 00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:03,010 Okay. 533 00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,613 Why aren't you with the fire? 534 00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:05,879 Well, I should probably be planning 535 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,315 some more group activities for tomorrow. 536 00:29:09,684 --> 00:29:14,623 Plus, I just don't really think that they want me there. 537 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,991 Fuck that. 538 00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:18,792 You're allowed to have fun too, 539 00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:21,630 even if you are trying to like, be professional, 540 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,999 or get hired, or whatever. 541 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,901 You can still have fun. 542 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:31,138 Why aren't you at the bonfire? 543 00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:35,543 Because they're like, insufferable. 544 00:29:35,644 --> 00:29:37,746 That's not fair. Claire! 545 00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:40,515 Ezra's doing monologues. 546 00:29:40,615 --> 00:29:41,516 Ooh. 547 00:29:41,616 --> 00:29:44,985 Mike is shitfaced. 548 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:47,656 Bobby keeps telling everyone he's going to jump the fire 549 00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:48,989 on his BMX. 550 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:52,826 What? That sounds incredibly reckless. 551 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,128 He could die. 552 00:29:54,228 --> 00:29:55,597 I know. 553 00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:57,532 You want to come watch? 554 00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,668 Do you think they'll have weenies there? 555 00:29:59,768 --> 00:30:00,968 What? 556 00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:02,737 Do you think they'll have weenies grilling on the -- 557 00:30:02,836 --> 00:30:04,305 Why aren't you saying hot dogs? 558 00:30:04,405 --> 00:30:06,974 It's much more fun to say weenies. 559 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:10,044 What's wrong? 560 00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:13,447 It's nothing. 561 00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:14,549 Too much tongue? - No. 562 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:15,382 Not enough tongue? 563 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,918 No. No. 564 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:19,987 Oh, okay, great. 565 00:30:21,589 --> 00:30:27,061 Are you going to maybe tell Bobby about this? 566 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,234 Yeah. - Yeah. 567 00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:37,071 Yeah, I think I will. - Yeah, I figured. 568 00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:39,808 Wait, he's my best friend, Shannon. 569 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:41,710 No, I know he's your best friend, 570 00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:44,612 but like, he's also kind of an asshole. 571 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,013 Oh, no, no, no, he just, 572 00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:47,915 he just looks and acts like one. 573 00:30:50,117 --> 00:30:51,619 Come on, you got this. 574 00:30:54,789 --> 00:30:55,824 It's just fire. 575 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,596 Man, he definitely not doing this. 576 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:02,496 I know. 577 00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:03,864 Hurry up! 578 00:31:06,735 --> 00:31:08,636 Come on, now. 579 00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:10,705 Fire can't burn a dragon. 580 00:31:14,743 --> 00:31:16,877 Bobby! Bobby! 581 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:19,380 Bobby! Bobby! 582 00:31:19,748 --> 00:31:21,649 Bobby! Bobby! 583 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:24,151 Bobby! Bobby! 584 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,788 Bobby! Bobby! 585 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,957 Come on! Just do it, pussy! 586 00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:31,959 What? Huh? 587 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,494 What did you just call me? 588 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:34,895 You know what? 589 00:31:34,995 --> 00:31:36,296 Forget it! No! 590 00:31:36,397 --> 00:31:38,432 I'm about to risk my life for your entertainment, 591 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,367 and you call me a pussy. 592 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,503 Stunt's off! 593 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:49,209 You hear that, Ari? They're booing you. 594 00:31:50,678 --> 00:31:51,646 Right. 595 00:32:17,639 --> 00:32:18,640 I don't need you. 596 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:23,645 I won't do this. 597 00:32:57,946 --> 00:32:59,514 I hate you. 598 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:16,764 It's Beyond Meat. 599 00:33:23,738 --> 00:33:24,706 Is someone there? 600 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,307 It's Mike. 601 00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:30,745 Hello? 602 00:33:43,892 --> 00:33:45,894 Well, 603 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,228 we were talking by the fire, 604 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,264 and then we went behind the bunks 605 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:53,400 and eventually snuck into the rec room. 606 00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:54,736 And? 607 00:33:56,069 --> 00:33:58,071 Does head mean anything to you? 608 00:33:58,171 --> 00:34:00,708 No way. She blew you? 609 00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:02,977 What? No, no, no, I blew her. 610 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:04,144 When? 611 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:05,947 We were watching Spider-Man 2 on the VCR, 612 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:08,148 and he just went down on me. 613 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:10,752 Wait, isn't that like two hours? 614 00:34:10,852 --> 00:34:12,152 And seven minutes. 615 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:13,253 How the fuck is that fair? 616 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:14,388 I've seen the movie like 100 times. 617 00:34:14,488 --> 00:34:16,290 No! What? That you blew her first. 618 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,593 In nine out of every ten straight relationships, 619 00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:21,094 the woman performs the first sexual favor 620 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:24,097 on her male partner. How's that for unfair? 621 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:25,399 Why do you know that? 622 00:34:26,534 --> 00:34:29,202 And he's studying gender studies at school next year. 623 00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,172 He's the perfect guy. 624 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:34,042 You're an absolute sucker, man. 625 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:46,054 Hey, Chris. 626 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:47,655 Hey, man. 627 00:34:47,755 --> 00:34:48,890 Bobby! 628 00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:50,024 Fellas! 629 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,325 I'm just doing the rounds 630 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:54,428 and making sure everybody is coolio. 631 00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:58,198 I have a couple of amazing group activities planned for tomorrow, 632 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:00,001 so try to get a good night's rest, 633 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,268 and I'll see you in the morning. 634 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:03,671 Yeah, that sounds great, but we were actually planning 635 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,974 on going to the rec room soon, and I imagine we might be there 636 00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:07,875 for a long time, so maybe just count us out 637 00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:09,677 of those group activities. 638 00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:13,615 Hey, Demi. Don't you worry, 639 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:16,884 we have a lot of amazing group activities 640 00:35:16,985 --> 00:35:18,653 planned for tomorrow. 641 00:35:18,753 --> 00:35:22,023 Breakfast will be served at 8:30 sharp. 642 00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:38,405 Hey Dem, missed you at the bonfire. 643 00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:39,674 I'm just coming around, 644 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:42,944 telling everyone about a couple of fun activities 645 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:44,545 we have planned for tomorrow. 646 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:50,018 So, breakfast is at 8:30 sharp, and -- 647 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:55,222 Hello? 648 00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:01,963 Demi? 649 00:36:03,998 --> 00:36:05,198 I'm coming in! 650 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,934 Are you decent? 651 00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,883 ♪ Because she says, "I love you" ♪ 652 00:36:23,951 --> 00:36:24,952 Help! 653 00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:26,087 She's dead! 654 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,655 She's dead! 655 00:36:29,891 --> 00:36:31,926 I went down to Demi's bunk. 656 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,829 She's been killed. 657 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,531 What's going on? 658 00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,666 Jason saying that he's been killed. 659 00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:42,704 You guys stole my fucking murder mystery party idea, 660 00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:43,738 didn't you? 661 00:36:43,838 --> 00:36:45,907 No, I'm being serious! 662 00:36:46,007 --> 00:36:48,042 We, we have to get out of here! 663 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:50,243 I pitched this idea months ago, okay? 664 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:51,713 We need to get help! 665 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,948 We, we, we, we need to call the police! 666 00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,950 Jesus. All right, go get the phones. 667 00:36:58,653 --> 00:37:00,253 Oh, no! 668 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,322 Someone stole the phones! 669 00:37:02,422 --> 00:37:05,059 Jason, you're pushing a little bit, okay? 670 00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:07,327 But I do appreciate the dedication to this performance. 671 00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:08,930 Everybody, please! 672 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:09,997 Oh, Jason. 673 00:37:10,098 --> 00:37:12,232 Stop talking right now! 674 00:37:13,968 --> 00:37:16,704 Demi is dead in her bunk. 675 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,005 We're not safe here. 676 00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:21,809 We need to leave right now. 677 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:30,685 We really should not be going back here. 678 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:34,222 Is anyone else getting peckish? 679 00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:35,757 There's burgers in the kitchen. 680 00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:37,491 Guys, come on. 681 00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:47,602 Where is she? 682 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,105 She was just right there. 683 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,876 It could be stage blood. 684 00:38:03,985 --> 00:38:04,652 Definitely Demi. 685 00:38:06,721 --> 00:38:07,188 Oh, fuck! 686 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,291 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 687 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:14,996 I can fit four people! 688 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:15,763 Shotgun! 689 00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:21,636 Claire! 690 00:38:22,937 --> 00:38:23,938 Claire! 691 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:29,544 Claire! 692 00:38:30,077 --> 00:38:31,112 Yeah? What is it? 693 00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:32,947 We need to go. We need to go. 694 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:35,216 What the fuck? 695 00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,088 Oh, fuck, Dale just got these installed! 696 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:42,657 Fuck it, let's go. Start it! 697 00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:46,326 Unlock the door! 698 00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:50,363 Fuck! My car won't fucking start! 699 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:51,699 The battery's dead! 700 00:38:51,799 --> 00:38:52,967 Fuck, mine too! 701 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:54,168 What is happening right now? 702 00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:56,904 Demi's been murdered, and there's a killer on the loose! 703 00:38:58,172 --> 00:38:58,940 What? 704 00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:03,077 Nobody leaves this bunk, okay? 705 00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:04,712 We're safe in here. 706 00:39:04,812 --> 00:39:06,247 What about Miley? 707 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:07,181 She's still out there. 708 00:39:07,281 --> 00:39:07,849 And Mike. 709 00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:08,616 Oh, yeah, him too. 710 00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:09,717 Fuck! They weren't with you guys? 711 00:39:09,817 --> 00:39:11,919 We're going to die! We're all going to die! 712 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,554 No, we're not going to die. 713 00:39:13,654 --> 00:39:14,589 We're going to be okay. 714 00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:16,524 Really? Because Demi's been slaughtered, 715 00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:18,092 Mike and Miley are probably next, 716 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:19,392 and none of us have our phones. 717 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:20,360 What about the landline? 718 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,963 Yeah, there's one in the meal hall. 719 00:39:22,063 --> 00:39:22,429 Brilliant. 720 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:23,430 It's probably cut. 721 00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:24,699 Whoever did this took our cell phones, 722 00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:25,566 killed our car, you don't think they thought of that too. 723 00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,501 Maybe they did, but we have to try. 724 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:30,504 Fuck that. We don't have to do shit. 725 00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:32,306 If you want to try, that's your death wish. 726 00:39:32,405 --> 00:39:33,307 Don't be a dick, Ari. 727 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:34,675 You did not see Demi's bunk, okay? 728 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,978 It was a bloodbath. I'm not going back out there. 729 00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:38,445 Me neither. 730 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:40,948 Fine, I'll go. 731 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:45,253 No, you can't go do that alone because it's too dangerous. 732 00:39:45,353 --> 00:39:46,187 Yeah. 733 00:39:46,287 --> 00:39:47,622 It's way too dangerous, Bobby. 734 00:39:47,722 --> 00:39:49,590 Why don't you go with him? 735 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,158 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 736 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:52,193 What's that supposed to mean? 737 00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:53,794 I don't want to fucking go out there. 738 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:57,064 Yeah, no one does, but he can't go alone. 739 00:40:04,171 --> 00:40:05,907 These are completely shuffled, 740 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:08,009 totally random. 741 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:11,612 Two lowest cards come with me, okay? 742 00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:13,848 Wait. Are aces high or low? 743 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:14,649 High. - Low. 744 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,550 When are aces ever low? - Cribbage. 745 00:40:16,651 --> 00:40:18,085 How about if you get an ace, you get to pick 746 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:20,420 if it's high or low? - Who the hell would pick low? 747 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:21,923 I don't know, it's just a thought. 748 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,357 Aces are high. 749 00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:25,693 Okay? 750 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:28,663 Three, two, one. 751 00:40:28,963 --> 00:40:30,430 Queen. Yes! 752 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,333 Eight of clubs. 753 00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:36,170 Did anyone get lower than a three? 754 00:40:47,281 --> 00:40:48,950 Miley? 755 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:50,483 Mike? 756 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:53,888 Guys? 757 00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:55,790 Miley? 758 00:40:57,425 --> 00:40:58,726 Mike? 759 00:40:59,427 --> 00:41:00,394 Should we just go back now 760 00:41:00,493 --> 00:41:02,163 and tell them that the phone didn't work? 761 00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:06,200 Ugh, fine. 762 00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,878 I'm just glad I packed this. 763 00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:21,048 A fucking bear didn't kill Demi. 764 00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:23,117 We can't rule it out completely. 765 00:41:26,821 --> 00:41:29,724 I threw a tofu burger into the woods earlier. 766 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:33,828 A bear probably ate it and hated the taste so much, 767 00:41:33,928 --> 00:41:36,130 it decided to go for the real thing. 768 00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:37,531 Human flesh. 769 00:41:37,631 --> 00:41:38,899 I'm afraid so. 770 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,402 What do you guys think burgers are made of? 771 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,927 The line's been cut. 772 00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:09,530 Oh, I've always wanted to say that. 773 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:11,098 What, is line actually cut? 774 00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:13,434 Oh, yeah. No, this thing's not gonna work at all. 775 00:43:10,525 --> 00:43:11,358 Help! 776 00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,204 Jason! What happened? - Are you okay? 777 00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:23,971 Where is everyone? 778 00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:24,939 I don't know. 779 00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:26,240 We were in the meal hall looking for the phone. 780 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:26,740 Did it work? 781 00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,809 No, but then Ari -- 782 00:43:28,909 --> 00:43:31,078 Got attacked by a bear. 783 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:31,946 No, what? 784 00:43:32,046 --> 00:43:33,881 Shut the fuck up. Just let him finish. 785 00:43:34,982 --> 00:43:37,519 He opened the fridge. Miley's head was in there. 786 00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:39,787 Next thing I know, they're sprinting away. 787 00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:42,389 I didn't know what to do, so I just ran back 788 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:44,692 as fast as I could. 789 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:46,627 I thought they'd come back too. 790 00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,900 Maybe they still will. 791 00:44:14,556 --> 00:44:16,157 We're going to be all right. 792 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,926 John and Kathy will be here soon, 793 00:44:19,026 --> 00:44:20,494 and they're going to call for help. 794 00:44:20,595 --> 00:44:22,329 What are we going to do until then? 795 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,165 Stay in here. 796 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:25,166 Fuck. 797 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:26,834 I knew I should have packed my nunchucks. 798 00:44:26,934 --> 00:44:30,304 Oh, so now it's not a bear? - I don't know, Shannon. 799 00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:32,940 No one knows what we're dealing with here. 800 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:37,546 I know how we can get some answers. 801 00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:42,449 Okay. 802 00:44:42,716 --> 00:44:45,386 Everybody join hands together. We're going to bless the board. 803 00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:51,759 I'd like to sit this one out, if that's okay. 804 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,494 Everyone in the room has to be holding hands. 805 00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:54,895 Oh, then I'll leave the room. 806 00:44:54,995 --> 00:44:55,729 What's up, man? 807 00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:56,931 I don't fuck with ghost shit. 808 00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:59,066 Do you fuck with getting brutally murdered outside? 809 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,501 That's kind of a loaded question. 810 00:45:00,602 --> 00:45:02,369 Just grab someone's hand. 811 00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:05,272 Fine. Can I at least sit between two chicks? 812 00:45:10,512 --> 00:45:11,912 Hello, spirits. 813 00:45:12,012 --> 00:45:13,747 We are not here to hurt you. 814 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,382 We just want to talk. 815 00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:16,551 All spirits are welcome. 816 00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:18,653 Oh! Whoa! Maybe not all spirits. 817 00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,120 Quiet! 818 00:45:22,524 --> 00:45:24,024 Ezra is with us. 819 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:27,127 I call upon you, Ezra. 820 00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:29,129 I'm going to ask a yes or no question. 821 00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:32,066 Are you dead? - That's a bit of a softball. 822 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,167 Shh. 823 00:45:33,467 --> 00:45:34,435 Let him answer. 824 00:45:41,576 --> 00:45:42,876 Yes. 825 00:45:43,712 --> 00:45:45,112 Who did this to you? 826 00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:50,484 I. 827 00:45:52,687 --> 00:45:53,988 D. 828 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:56,790 E. 829 00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:01,395 K. 830 00:46:01,495 --> 00:46:03,063 He doesn't even know. 831 00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:07,201 Wait, I, I sense a new spirit here. 832 00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:11,539 Demi. 833 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,408 Oh my God. 834 00:46:14,509 --> 00:46:16,678 Demi, who killed you? 835 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:26,787 Ghost! 836 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:46,240 Help! Help me! 837 00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:47,875 Fuck you, bitch! 838 00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:49,310 Who the fuck -- 839 00:47:20,809 --> 00:47:22,443 Oh, no, no, no, no. 840 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:23,310 No, no, no, no. 841 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:27,716 Oh, no, no, no, no. 842 00:47:27,816 --> 00:47:31,085 No, no, please, please, please, please. 843 00:47:31,185 --> 00:47:33,187 No! Stop! 844 00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:34,823 Stop! No! 845 00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:36,758 Help! 846 00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,235 Ezra, are you okay? 847 00:47:48,335 --> 00:47:52,172 No! Do I look okay? I can't see. I've been blinded. 848 00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:54,542 I'm so sorry, dude! I thought you were the killer. 849 00:47:54,642 --> 00:47:55,677 You screamed, "Ghost." 850 00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:56,778 I didn't know for sure. 851 00:47:56,877 --> 00:47:58,646 Fuck you, Bobby! 852 00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:11,091 What happened? Where were you? 853 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:14,796 Well, when I saw Miley's decapitated head 854 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:17,097 flop over in the fridge, 855 00:48:17,197 --> 00:48:20,635 I suppose my survival instincts kicked in. 856 00:48:21,201 --> 00:48:22,903 I closed my eyes and ran to the one place 857 00:48:23,003 --> 00:48:26,240 that I've always felt safe, the theater. 858 00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:30,745 But as I was lying there alone in the dark, 859 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:32,814 under the boards, 860 00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:34,415 it came to me. 861 00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:35,949 What came to you? 862 00:48:39,854 --> 00:48:41,922 The identity of the killer. 863 00:48:42,857 --> 00:48:45,259 The killer isn't some deranged woodsman 864 00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:48,295 or psychiatric hospital escapee. 865 00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:53,902 The killer is someone that we all know, 866 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:56,738 someone who waited for the perfect opportunity 867 00:48:56,838 --> 00:48:59,006 to exact their revenge. 868 00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,645 The killer is... 869 00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:07,549 Jason. 870 00:49:07,649 --> 00:49:08,315 What?! 871 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:10,785 Jason Hochberg, he's the killer. 872 00:49:10,885 --> 00:49:12,419 No, no, no! Wait, wait! 873 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:12,953 Ah! 874 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:13,922 What the fuck? 875 00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:14,722 Claire, stay back! 876 00:49:14,823 --> 00:49:15,623 He's the killer. 877 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:16,323 I'm not! 878 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,157 Are too! 879 00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:18,860 Ow! - Get off of him! 880 00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,427 You're the one who took our phones. 881 00:49:20,528 --> 00:49:20,895 Yeah! 882 00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:22,029 It's camp policy. 883 00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:23,565 And you're the one that found Demi's body. 884 00:49:23,665 --> 00:49:24,131 Yeah! 885 00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,299 That was a coincidence. 886 00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:26,433 And you're like forty-fucking-five, 887 00:49:26,534 --> 00:49:27,836 and you still go to summer camp. 888 00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:28,703 Yeah! 889 00:49:28,803 --> 00:49:30,304 I'm only 24. 890 00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:32,707 - Save it for the jury! - Get off of him! 891 00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:33,974 Claire, enough. 892 00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:35,476 He clearly hates himself, so he snapped and started 893 00:49:35,577 --> 00:49:37,044 killing off the hottest counselors. 894 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:38,212 Wait. What? Timeout. 895 00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:39,747 We don't know that. That's subjective. 896 00:49:39,848 --> 00:49:41,549 No, we do. It's obvious. 897 00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:43,083 You guys are fucking insane. 898 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:45,185 I agree with Claire. He's definitely killing at random. 899 00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:46,453 I'm not killing at all. 900 00:49:46,554 --> 00:49:47,988 He's not the killer. 901 00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:50,457 Yes, he is. 902 00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,660 I've got nothing but weird energy from him 903 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,661 ever since we got here. 904 00:49:53,761 --> 00:49:56,263 You get weird vibes from me? Are you kidding me? 905 00:49:56,363 --> 00:49:58,600 If anyone's a killer, it's probably her! 906 00:49:58,700 --> 00:49:59,801 Hey, hey, hey. 907 00:49:59,901 --> 00:50:01,335 Don't bring Noelle into this, okay? 908 00:50:01,435 --> 00:50:02,336 She's a fucking sweetheart. 909 00:50:02,436 --> 00:50:04,204 Apologize to Noelle right now. 910 00:50:04,304 --> 00:50:07,007 I'm sorry. Noelle, I'm really sorry. 911 00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:08,610 I didn't mean that at all. 912 00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:12,246 But guys, you're making a huge mistake here. 913 00:50:12,346 --> 00:50:14,782 I'm not a killer. I'm, Ja -- 914 00:50:20,588 --> 00:50:21,756 Okay. 915 00:50:21,856 --> 00:50:23,423 If he doesn't break soon, 916 00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:24,959 we're going to have to torture him. 917 00:50:25,058 --> 00:50:26,794 I agree. 918 00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:30,130 Now... 919 00:50:31,766 --> 00:50:33,033 You're gonna tell me where you hid the phones? 920 00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:36,169 Okay, okay, I see how it is. 921 00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,473 You'll be talking soon enough. 922 00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:47,982 Hey, Bobby, you coming? 923 00:50:48,081 --> 00:50:49,617 I want to keep an eye on Jason. 924 00:50:49,717 --> 00:50:50,685 Good call. 925 00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:52,987 Do you want anything, like a snack or something? 926 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,121 Water would be great, actually. 927 00:50:54,221 --> 00:50:56,256 Water? Great. Jason, anything? 928 00:50:58,191 --> 00:50:59,594 Suit yourself. 929 00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:04,532 There are like no good torture weapons in here. 930 00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:06,233 Can we look for milk or something? 931 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,569 I can't see anything. 932 00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:08,536 There's water. 933 00:51:08,636 --> 00:51:11,171 Hey! Single use plastics are the real killers. 934 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:13,140 Shannon, where do they keep the glasses? 935 00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:25,118 Did I ever say something to you, 936 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:28,723 did I do something that made me deserve this? 937 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,291 Jason went nuts, 938 00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,862 started killing all the hot kids, 939 00:51:34,963 --> 00:51:36,731 but I wasn't one of them. 940 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:40,535 How is that supposed to make someone feel? 941 00:51:45,673 --> 00:51:47,642 Demi makes sense, 942 00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:49,577 Miley, I understand. 943 00:51:50,845 --> 00:51:53,313 But, Mike, what? 944 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:56,551 Wrong place, wrong time? 945 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,353 I guess he has a nice body, but it's mostly genetic. 946 00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:01,488 I mean, I'm an ectomorph, which means that it's -- 947 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:05,392 Let's get out of here. 948 00:52:05,492 --> 00:52:06,861 What are you doing? They'll be back any second. 949 00:52:06,961 --> 00:52:08,195 Yeah, so I'm fucking untying you. 950 00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:09,463 Ow! - Did I hurt you? 951 00:52:09,564 --> 00:52:10,999 No, no. Just because be careful around my rib bones. 952 00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:13,433 Don't say ow f I didn't hurt you. 953 00:52:14,535 --> 00:52:16,070 Wait, did I make you that one? 954 00:52:16,169 --> 00:52:18,338 The green and yellow one. 955 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:21,743 Yeah, you gave me that two summers ago. 956 00:52:21,843 --> 00:52:22,610 You kept it? 957 00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,411 Of course. 958 00:52:24,779 --> 00:52:26,581 Oh, no, no. I got it. 959 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:29,984 We should go. - Yeah. 960 00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:31,586 Okay, let's go! - Okay. 961 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,694 Hey, what the fuck? 962 00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:40,494 What's happening? 963 00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:41,395 Jason and Claire are running away! 964 00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:43,531 What? We didn't even torture you yet. 965 00:52:43,631 --> 00:52:44,666 Fuck you guys. 966 00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:46,067 No, not cool, guys. 967 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,802 But I brought waters! 968 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:49,871 Oh, goddamn it! 969 00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:53,541 How'd they get past Bobby? 970 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,812 Fine! Stay dehydrated! 971 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:02,550 Sorry, guys. I'll go get more. 972 00:53:02,650 --> 00:53:03,718 Okay. 973 00:53:09,624 --> 00:53:10,424 Poor Claire. 974 00:53:10,525 --> 00:53:13,161 No, I tried to warn her. 975 00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:14,896 But I mean, she's going to be okay, right? 976 00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:17,098 Please, he's probably chopping her up as we speak. 977 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,198 Ezra. 978 00:53:18,298 --> 00:53:21,501 What? He cut Miley's head off. Like off. 979 00:53:22,737 --> 00:53:25,940 There's just no knowing the depths of that man's evil. 980 00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:30,343 I just hope everybody's okay. 981 00:53:31,546 --> 00:53:35,183 Claire, maybe we should go back. We can explain ourselves. 982 00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:37,618 They're getting ready to torture you. 983 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,054 And they probably feel terrible about that now. 984 00:53:40,154 --> 00:53:41,856 I bet they're really embarrassed. 985 00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:44,324 No, I don't think that they are. 986 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:47,128 But they know I'm not the killer. 987 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:49,163 Shannon said it herself. 988 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:50,698 What are you talking about? 989 00:53:50,798 --> 00:53:53,266 I overheard her saying that she didn't think 990 00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:56,204 I was capable of doing something like that. 991 00:53:56,303 --> 00:53:59,874 Physically. Like she didn't think that you 992 00:53:59,974 --> 00:54:02,710 could physically do that. 993 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:05,646 Oh. 994 00:54:05,747 --> 00:54:08,516 Yeah, she didn't think that you could overpower anyone. 995 00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:11,552 Right. 996 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:17,625 It just doesn't make any sense. 997 00:54:17,725 --> 00:54:21,529 I mean, I was lying there unconscious, 998 00:54:21,629 --> 00:54:24,098 practically begging for him to kill me, 999 00:54:24,198 --> 00:54:26,299 and he didn't even lay a finger on me. 1000 00:54:26,399 --> 00:54:29,570 I mean, am I that ugly to him? 1001 00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:31,304 You know, I wouldn't take it personally, dude. 1002 00:54:31,404 --> 00:54:32,640 He's a sick, sick man, 1003 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,175 and if he had any taste, he would have killed you 1004 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,643 a long time ago. 1005 00:54:35,743 --> 00:54:36,210 Thanks, man. 1006 00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:37,678 Okay, this is ridiculous. 1007 00:54:37,779 --> 00:54:39,814 We should be out there looking for our phones. 1008 00:54:39,914 --> 00:54:42,583 Wrong. We should be waiting for John and Kathy. 1009 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:44,552 No. Well, we don't know how long that's going to be. 1010 00:54:44,652 --> 00:54:46,419 What, you want to wait until tomorrow afternoon? 1011 00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:47,555 Tomorrow night? 1012 00:54:47,655 --> 00:54:48,790 What if they don't make it at all tomorrow? 1013 00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:50,457 Then what happens to your genius plan? 1014 00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:52,325 Nobody knows that shit went fucking haywire. 1015 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:54,962 Oh, sorry. 1016 00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:56,931 You're making me nervous. 1017 00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,398 Shannon's right. 1018 00:54:58,498 --> 00:55:01,068 We can't keep sitting here doing nothing. 1019 00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:04,505 Yeah. 1020 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,007 Let's go find the phones. 1021 00:55:07,275 --> 00:55:10,578 I just can't believe Bobby didn't even recognize me at all. 1022 00:55:10,678 --> 00:55:12,880 Pineway champion runner up four years in a row, 1023 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:16,050 and he had no clue who I was. Like, does he not even look 1024 00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:18,052 at the bottom of the frames? - Shh! 1025 00:55:18,152 --> 00:55:19,687 What? 1026 00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,488 This looks familiar. 1027 00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:24,892 Okay, then why do I have to be quiet? 1028 00:55:25,593 --> 00:55:27,829 Oh, I know that tree. 1029 00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:33,167 You know that tree? 1030 00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:34,569 Yeah. - What do you mean? 1031 00:55:35,203 --> 00:55:36,436 That's Make Out Point. 1032 00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:38,873 Ma -- yeah. 1033 00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:41,742 Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. 1034 00:55:41,843 --> 00:55:45,112 Make Out, yeah, this is Make Out Point. 1035 00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:48,015 You've never been here before? 1036 00:55:48,115 --> 00:55:49,650 No, I've been here. Yeah. 1037 00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:56,057 It's just, At first, it looked a little different is all. 1038 00:55:56,757 --> 00:56:01,062 It's actually, it's crazy how much this foliage 1039 00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:04,999 changes over the course of a year. 1040 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:07,535 Mm-hmm. 1041 00:56:08,401 --> 00:56:10,238 I'm surprised that you've been here. 1042 00:56:10,338 --> 00:56:11,906 You're surprised? 1043 00:56:12,006 --> 00:56:15,408 No, not surprised. I mean, I'm impressed, is what I -- 1044 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:18,913 Not, I don't mean to impressed, like, you know. 1045 00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:22,116 I just mean like you probably come here all the time 1046 00:56:22,216 --> 00:56:23,551 or not all the time. 1047 00:56:23,651 --> 00:56:25,385 I mean, normal time. 1048 00:56:25,485 --> 00:56:29,690 Like, you come here like, when it's like, 1049 00:56:29,790 --> 00:56:31,525 a good amount, like it's, like -- 1050 00:56:31,626 --> 00:56:35,997 No, you're right, I like, I practically live here. 1051 00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:48,876 Jason? 1052 00:57:27,548 --> 00:57:30,651 Guys, has anyone found anything? 1053 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,753 I'm starting to get freaked out. 1054 00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:56,777 Finally! 1055 00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:37,885 Is that...? 1056 00:58:38,586 --> 00:58:39,887 It's John and Kathy. 1057 00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:45,926 Come on, we have to go. 1058 00:58:48,562 --> 00:58:50,631 Jason, we have to go. 1059 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,775 We have to go back. 1060 00:59:02,009 --> 00:59:03,411 What the fuck are you talking about? 1061 00:59:03,512 --> 00:59:04,745 We have to get help. 1062 00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:07,081 They where the help. 1063 00:59:07,782 --> 00:59:08,549 Everyone thinks that they'll be there tomorrow. 1064 00:59:08,649 --> 00:59:10,484 Right? Which is why we need to go, 1065 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,019 and we need to go get the police. 1066 00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:14,155 It's 30 miles of forest, we won't make that. 1067 00:59:14,255 --> 00:59:15,890 We have no choice. 1068 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,425 What are we supposed to do? 1069 00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:19,528 Like we go back there and do what? 1070 00:59:19,627 --> 00:59:21,028 We have to try. 1071 00:59:21,128 --> 00:59:25,833 Just stop! Be real with yourself for one second, okay? 1072 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:29,270 If we go back there, we are going to die. 1073 00:59:29,538 --> 00:59:31,038 Then you go. 1074 00:59:31,972 --> 00:59:33,007 You go. 1075 00:59:33,107 --> 00:59:35,076 Try and get help. 1076 00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:39,613 I just, I can't. 1077 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:41,582 I can't leave them. 1078 00:59:41,682 --> 00:59:43,684 They like think that you were the killer. 1079 00:59:43,784 --> 00:59:45,386 They were about to torture you. 1080 00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:47,388 Yeah, but they're just scared. 1081 00:59:47,488 --> 00:59:48,589 They don't mean that. 1082 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:51,792 No, they are assholes. You don't owe them anything. 1083 00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:53,928 You don't owe them your life. 1084 00:59:56,864 --> 00:59:59,667 I'm supposed to be camp leader. 1085 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:01,836 Yeah, you made that up. 1086 01:00:04,472 --> 01:00:06,474 That doesn't mean it's not true. 1087 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:14,048 Just stay with me. 1088 01:00:15,649 --> 01:00:17,351 Please? 1089 01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:45,146 I'm sorry. 1090 01:01:14,643 --> 01:01:16,177 Noelle? 1091 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:23,652 Oh, my God. 1092 01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:32,561 You guys are alive! 1093 01:01:32,661 --> 01:01:36,230 Guys, get in here! This is amazing! 1094 01:01:36,897 --> 01:01:38,032 I can't believe you guys are alive. 1095 01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:40,301 Jason told us that he killed you. 1096 01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:41,202 Wait, what? 1097 01:01:41,302 --> 01:01:43,070 Jason told you that he killed us? 1098 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,005 No, he said that you were dead. 1099 01:01:45,105 --> 01:01:47,542 But then we found out that he's the killer. 1100 01:01:47,642 --> 01:01:49,476 Which is why we decided to kill him. 1101 01:01:49,578 --> 01:01:52,079 What, you killed Jason? 1102 01:01:52,179 --> 01:01:53,747 No, he got away. 1103 01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:54,616 Where'd he go? 1104 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:55,617 Into the woods. 1105 01:01:57,718 --> 01:02:00,354 I'm just really glad that you guys are okay. 1106 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:03,290 Me too. 1107 01:02:03,824 --> 01:02:05,627 Mm-hmm. 1108 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,795 What the fuck is going on? 1109 01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:09,230 Why do they think it's Jason? 1110 01:02:09,330 --> 01:02:12,466 Hey, I can't focus when you look this good. 1111 01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:14,902 Are you kidding me? 1112 01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:17,271 Can you keep it in your pants for, like, five minutes? 1113 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:18,540 The plan is going to shit. 1114 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,243 Babe, relax. We're fine. 1115 01:02:22,343 --> 01:02:25,045 I mean, I know it's not what you wanted, 1116 01:02:25,145 --> 01:02:28,516 but maybe it's not the worst idea 1117 01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:30,017 we blame it on him. 1118 01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,119 Ow! - Shh! 1119 01:02:32,219 --> 01:02:34,255 I knew you were going to bitch out! I fucking knew it. 1120 01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:35,389 I'm not bitching out. 1121 01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,858 We killed them to get famous and you want to turn back now? 1122 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,393 I'm not gonna let Jason get all the credit 1123 01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:40,361 for my hard work. 1124 01:02:40,461 --> 01:02:43,665 I know, I know, but I've been thinking about it, 1125 01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:47,401 and I don't want to spend the rest of my life in a jail cell. 1126 01:02:47,501 --> 01:02:48,603 I want to be with you. 1127 01:02:48,703 --> 01:02:50,137 Okay, cute. And I don't want to spend 1128 01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:52,540 the rest of my life as a fucking nobody. 1129 01:02:52,641 --> 01:02:54,341 As a... babe. 1130 01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:57,144 Think about what would happen if we did blame him. 1131 01:02:57,244 --> 01:03:00,247 The young, hot couple survives a serial killer. 1132 01:03:00,347 --> 01:03:02,116 We'd be huge. 1133 01:03:06,721 --> 01:03:07,888 Okay, fuck it. Let's do it. 1134 01:03:07,988 --> 01:03:09,890 Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1135 01:03:09,990 --> 01:03:12,159 Okay, but we have to kill them all. 1136 01:03:12,259 --> 01:03:13,127 We'll figure something out. 1137 01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:15,796 I am not competing for camera coverage. 1138 01:03:32,514 --> 01:03:34,582 All right, here's the plan. 1139 01:03:35,149 --> 01:03:37,017 We're going to sit tight and wait for help 1140 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,852 to arrive in the morning. 1141 01:03:39,853 --> 01:03:43,190 We'll all take turns keeping watch all night. 1142 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,660 And if we stick together, 1143 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,161 everything's going to be okay. 1144 01:03:48,862 --> 01:03:52,366 Now, this angel over here 1145 01:03:52,466 --> 01:03:55,102 had a great idea to leave a little video behind, 1146 01:03:55,202 --> 01:03:57,071 just in case things go sideways. 1147 01:03:58,405 --> 01:04:01,875 Demi, babe, take it away. 1148 01:04:05,547 --> 01:04:06,880 Hey, guys, it's Demi. 1149 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:09,316 Tonight something really fucked up happened. 1150 01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:12,886 This guy named Jason freaked out and started killing everyone. 1151 01:04:12,986 --> 01:04:15,189 He killed Miley, 1152 01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,424 probably Noelle and Ari too. 1153 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,462 You think you know someone, you know? 1154 01:04:22,296 --> 01:04:23,230 I knew it was him from the start. 1155 01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:25,499 Jason Hochberg is a demented individual. 1156 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,302 He is vile, monstrous, 1157 01:04:28,402 --> 01:04:30,170 despicable and -- 1158 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:33,575 Scary. Jason's a really scary guy. 1159 01:04:33,675 --> 01:04:37,512 Yeah, I had a, I had a few close calls with the guy. 1160 01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:38,747 Real psycho. 1161 01:04:38,847 --> 01:04:41,816 He kept saying that there was no reason behind the attacks. 1162 01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:42,950 He really wanted everyone to know 1163 01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:45,285 that they were totally random. 1164 01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:48,422 Okay, great. 1165 01:04:49,156 --> 01:04:50,958 Thanks, guys. I think we have everything we need. 1166 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,326 Mike? 1167 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,268 Can you see anything? 1168 01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:04,104 No, it's getting really scary. 1169 01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,540 I wish we had night vision goggles. 1170 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,609 Dude. I feel like I say that all the time. 1171 01:05:07,709 --> 01:05:08,676 Me too. 1172 01:05:33,768 --> 01:05:35,637 Mike? 1173 01:05:46,581 --> 01:05:50,350 My mistress with a monster is in love. 1174 01:05:50,451 --> 01:05:53,888 Near to her close and to consecrated bower, 1175 01:05:53,987 --> 01:05:56,290 while she was in her dull and sleeping hour, 1176 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:59,460 a crew of patches, rude mechanicals 1177 01:05:59,561 --> 01:06:02,429 who work for bread upon Athenian stalls. 1178 01:06:02,530 --> 01:06:03,631 Was that good? 1179 01:06:04,899 --> 01:06:07,367 Rude mechanicals who work for bread upon Athenian stalls, 1180 01:06:07,468 --> 01:06:10,505 intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day. 1181 01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:13,474 The shallowest -- wait, no, no, no, no, no. 1182 01:06:13,575 --> 01:06:16,845 Were met together to rehearse a play 1183 01:06:16,945 --> 01:06:19,379 intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day. 1184 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:19,881 Ezra! 1185 01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:20,782 What? 1186 01:06:20,882 --> 01:06:22,584 Run! Run! Jason's behind you! 1187 01:06:22,684 --> 01:06:24,919 What? Where? 1188 01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:25,720 Left! 1189 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:26,821 Stage left? 1190 01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:28,756 I don't even know what that means! 1191 01:06:45,907 --> 01:06:46,541 We need to get the fuck out of here. 1192 01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:47,241 Shannon's still in there. 1193 01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:48,075 Chris, we need to leave right now. 1194 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:51,078 I gotta go, man. She's the one. 1195 01:06:52,614 --> 01:06:53,515 Way too soon. 1196 01:06:53,615 --> 01:06:54,949 Sometimes you just know. 1197 01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:56,584 I'll meet you back outside. 1198 01:06:58,653 --> 01:07:00,354 You're a fool, Christian. 1199 01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,314 Shannon? 1200 01:07:54,509 --> 01:07:54,943 Oh! 1201 01:08:01,214 --> 01:08:02,416 Where's Chris? 1202 01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:04,018 I thought he was with you. - He went back to get you. 1203 01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:05,385 Fuck! 1204 01:08:05,485 --> 01:08:07,655 He's gonna die in there. We have to go back and get him. 1205 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:24,505 Jason. 1206 01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:26,340 Jason. 1207 01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:29,877 Oh! 1208 01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:31,278 Oh, good, you're awake. 1209 01:08:34,616 --> 01:08:36,450 Right, because the whole thing. 1210 01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:39,419 Yeah, I just couldn't have anyone wondering where I was. 1211 01:08:41,556 --> 01:08:45,158 If I take off the gag, do you promise not to freak out? 1212 01:08:45,727 --> 01:08:47,160 I need you to tell me where Claire is. 1213 01:08:57,005 --> 01:08:59,641 Help! Help me! 1214 01:08:59,974 --> 01:09:00,808 No one can hear you. 1215 01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:03,044 Help! 1216 01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:16,349 Oh, God. 1217 01:10:17,985 --> 01:10:19,987 Oh, that's so bad. 1218 01:10:20,088 --> 01:10:21,288 There's so much blood. 1219 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:22,890 Shannon, there's so much blood. 1220 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:25,860 Will you shut the fuck up? - Oh, fuck, this is bad. 1221 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,462 That's so much worse than I thought I was gonna be. 1222 01:10:28,563 --> 01:10:30,098 I can't do this. I can't do this. 1223 01:10:30,198 --> 01:10:31,264 Chris will be fine. 1224 01:10:31,364 --> 01:10:32,967 No, no, what are you doing, you fucking idiot? 1225 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:35,235 We have to get Chris now! - I don't want to get Chris. 1226 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:36,904 He could be anywhere, and Jason's right there. 1227 01:10:37,638 --> 01:10:38,072 Oh! 1228 01:10:38,172 --> 01:10:39,040 Pull your shit together. 1229 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:41,542 Fuck it, I'll go -- - Fine, wait! 1230 01:10:41,843 --> 01:10:43,878 I'm gonna go in, 1231 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:46,080 but before I do 1232 01:10:46,180 --> 01:10:49,449 I just want to say that you probably don't deserve him. 1233 01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:50,417 Oh, fuck you! - No. 1234 01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:53,054 But I definitely don't deserve him. 1235 01:10:53,154 --> 01:10:55,857 I don't. At least you got a chance. 1236 01:10:57,658 --> 01:10:59,326 I'll handle the killer. You just get Chris, 1237 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,293 and you both get out of here. 1238 01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:01,328 No. - Yes. 1239 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:02,429 No, Bobby. - I don't want to hear it. 1240 01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:03,898 It's what I have to do. 1241 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:04,832 It's suicide. 1242 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:09,469 Why would you say that? - What did I say? 1243 01:11:09,570 --> 01:11:11,371 It's suicide. I'm trying to hype myself up 1244 01:11:11,471 --> 01:11:12,573 to have this big, heroic moment, 1245 01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:14,675 and now I'm really second guessing myself. 1246 01:11:14,776 --> 01:11:16,010 Sorry. 1247 01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:17,812 It's fine. 1248 01:11:17,912 --> 01:11:20,248 Just think next time before you say something like that. 1249 01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:28,355 Hey, fuckface! 1250 01:11:29,056 --> 01:11:30,258 Wassup? 1251 01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:33,628 Fuck! 1252 01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:40,467 Chris? 1253 01:11:41,569 --> 01:11:43,303 Chris, where are you? 1254 01:11:44,672 --> 01:11:45,106 Chris. 1255 01:11:45,206 --> 01:11:47,474 Shannon, I'm up here. 1256 01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:51,378 Chris, why the fuck did you get into the castle? Let's go! 1257 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,581 Spot me. - Come on, come on, let's go. 1258 01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:54,882 Ah, oh! 1259 01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:57,218 You okay? 1260 01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:58,318 You came back for me. 1261 01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:01,856 Well, yeah, I wasn't going to let you die. 1262 01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:03,191 Okay, let's go. 1263 01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:04,225 I love you. 1264 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,626 What? 1265 01:12:05,726 --> 01:12:08,062 Nothing. Nothing, yeah. Let's go. 1266 01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,074 Where's Jason? 1267 01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:25,580 That's not Jason, you fucking idiot! 1268 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,447 Jason's probably already dead. 1269 01:12:27,548 --> 01:12:29,984 Oh, fuck, Mike. - Mike? 1270 01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,085 Oh, you miss me? 1271 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:33,254 No, you classically handsome piece of shit. 1272 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:34,755 Claire, get out of here. 1273 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:37,024 Go find Jason. I'll deal with this asshole. 1274 01:12:39,694 --> 01:12:42,997 Demi, what are you doing? 1275 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,634 I know you. This isn't you. 1276 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:53,373 You're right. 1277 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:56,911 It's, it's Mike. 1278 01:12:58,378 --> 01:12:59,580 Mike's making me do this. 1279 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,984 I don't, I don't want to. 1280 01:13:04,719 --> 01:13:07,722 Oh, my God. My hormonal female brain, 1281 01:13:07,822 --> 01:13:11,626 it can't think for itself. I'm so indecisive. 1282 01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:14,595 And thank god a strong man came along 1283 01:13:14,695 --> 01:13:17,397 and convinced me to murder people. 1284 01:13:17,497 --> 01:13:19,432 Are you fucking kidding me? 1285 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,434 What? 1286 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:24,404 You think that Mike made me kill people? 1287 01:13:25,206 --> 01:13:27,174 No one can make me do anything. 1288 01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:29,143 Bitch! 1289 01:13:29,844 --> 01:13:31,045 Oh. 1290 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:44,392 Ow! Fucking bitch! 1291 01:13:46,994 --> 01:13:47,728 Oh! 1292 01:13:56,871 --> 01:13:57,872 Shit! 1293 01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:02,843 Come here. 1294 01:14:05,413 --> 01:14:07,581 Ah, fuck! 1295 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,451 Oh, come on! 1296 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:29,003 Why are you doing this to me? 1297 01:14:29,103 --> 01:14:31,505 Why frame me? Why me? 1298 01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:33,207 Why? Why? Why? 1299 01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:36,344 Eww, Jason! 1300 01:14:36,444 --> 01:14:38,279 So pathetic. 1301 01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,014 Don't get mad at me. Get mad at them. 1302 01:14:40,114 --> 01:14:42,850 They're the ones that blamed it on you. 1303 01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:45,119 I was supposed to get all the credit. 1304 01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:46,253 Are you kidding me? 1305 01:14:46,354 --> 01:14:48,723 Do you even know how long it took me to plan everything? 1306 01:14:48,823 --> 01:14:51,192 I've been fantasizing about killing you fucking losers 1307 01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:53,260 for years. 1308 01:14:56,464 --> 01:14:59,400 I'm honestly a little jealous of you. 1309 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:02,236 You're going to be even more famous than me. 1310 01:15:05,973 --> 01:15:07,842 You're so lucky. 1311 01:15:11,779 --> 01:15:13,347 Don't fucking move! 1312 01:15:24,392 --> 01:15:25,359 Come here. 1313 01:15:29,096 --> 01:15:31,032 Bobby! Bobby! 1314 01:15:31,132 --> 01:15:32,933 Bobby! Bobby! 1315 01:15:33,234 --> 01:15:35,136 Bobby! Bobby! 1316 01:15:35,603 --> 01:15:37,204 Bobby! Bobby! 1317 01:15:37,304 --> 01:15:38,372 Bobby. 1318 01:15:40,174 --> 01:15:42,043 Ah, fuck! 1319 01:15:42,143 --> 01:15:43,110 The fuck? 1320 01:15:43,811 --> 01:15:45,012 Oh, you fucking bitch! 1321 01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:46,380 Oh! 1322 01:15:47,882 --> 01:15:49,483 Ah! Oh! 1323 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:50,351 Fuck you! 1324 01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:53,888 Ah! 1325 01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:10,004 Oh, what the fuck? Are you fucking hard right now? 1326 01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:10,838 Shut the fuck up! 1327 01:16:10,938 --> 01:16:13,174 The fuck? - Don't fucking look at that. 1328 01:16:13,274 --> 01:16:14,075 Look away! 1329 01:16:14,175 --> 01:16:14,708 Okay! 1330 01:16:14,809 --> 01:16:16,043 Look the fuck away! 1331 01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:17,678 I'm not looking! 1332 01:16:17,778 --> 01:16:19,080 This isn't even for you, man. 1333 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,047 Okay. 1334 01:16:20,147 --> 01:16:21,882 Shut the fuck up, man, you will never get it. 1335 01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,984 You will never fucking understand. 1336 01:16:24,085 --> 01:16:27,121 Do you know how good pussy is after killing someone? 1337 01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:27,955 What? 1338 01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:31,258 Do you know how good pussy is 1339 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:33,494 after fucking killing someone? 1340 01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:34,995 Is it that much better? 1341 01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:37,698 Fuck, dude, that sounds fucking dope. 1342 01:16:37,798 --> 01:16:39,100 I get it, man, I fucking get it. 1343 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,868 So fucking help me with something, man. 1344 01:16:40,968 --> 01:16:43,137 I could, like, be your guys third or something. 1345 01:16:44,205 --> 01:16:45,406 Not like that. I didn't mean it like that. 1346 01:16:45,507 --> 01:16:46,807 I won't fucking touch you, man. I would never fucking dream 1347 01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,909 of doing that. I'm just gonna fucking clean up the bodies 1348 01:16:49,009 --> 01:16:50,244 and fucking mop up the floor. 1349 01:16:51,212 --> 01:16:52,346 And if it gets really fucking horny, 1350 01:16:52,446 --> 01:16:53,347 is what I'm saying, I'll fucking rub one out or something. 1351 01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:54,715 It doesn't matter. - What the fuck? 1352 01:16:54,815 --> 01:16:55,616 Don't fucking kill me, Mike. 1353 01:16:55,716 --> 01:16:57,184 Shut up. 1354 01:16:57,284 --> 01:16:58,886 Mike, I forgot to mention... 1355 01:17:00,454 --> 01:17:01,856 I'm a liar. 1356 01:17:19,508 --> 01:17:20,609 Put the knife down. 1357 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,144 I said don't move, I will slit his throat. 1358 01:17:26,548 --> 01:17:29,116 No! It's over, Claire. 1359 01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:30,918 You have to let her kill me. 1360 01:17:31,553 --> 01:17:32,853 What? 1361 01:17:33,622 --> 01:17:34,889 No. 1362 01:17:36,357 --> 01:17:37,791 You were right. 1363 01:17:37,892 --> 01:17:41,896 Everyone was right. I shouldn't be here. 1364 01:17:41,996 --> 01:17:44,431 I mean, look at me. I'm a grown ass man 1365 01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:46,767 who still goes to summer camp. 1366 01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:50,037 You have to move on. 1367 01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:51,972 You have to push forward. 1368 01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:56,677 Push forward. 1369 01:17:57,378 --> 01:18:00,814 It's time to let go. 1370 01:18:03,652 --> 01:18:05,319 Let go, Claire. 1371 01:18:05,753 --> 01:18:06,987 Claire. 1372 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:12,159 Let go! 1373 01:18:16,565 --> 01:18:18,432 Hi, are you okay? 1374 01:18:18,533 --> 01:18:19,668 Nice shot. 1375 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:21,769 Yeah, just glad you're okay. 1376 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,172 Are you wearing eyeshadow? 1377 01:18:26,273 --> 01:18:27,174 Fucking bitch! 1378 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:31,345 Whoa. 1379 01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:38,385 Oh, fuck, Bobby. 1380 01:18:42,356 --> 01:18:48,362 ♪ Let's all go to PIneway ♪ 1381 01:18:49,531 --> 01:18:55,102 ♪ Fun times at Camp Pineway ♪ 1382 01:18:56,203 --> 01:19:02,243 ♪ Through the trees, and to the lake ♪ 1383 01:19:03,210 --> 01:19:08,249 ♪ Songs we sing, and friends we make ♪ 1384 01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:15,990 ♪ Every morning as we wake up ♪ 1385 01:19:17,659 --> 01:19:22,631 ♪ Pineway is the best ♪ 1386 01:20:03,170 --> 01:20:05,306 I'm sorry I forgot who you were earlier. 1387 01:20:05,406 --> 01:20:05,973 That's okay. 1388 01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:08,375 I knew you weren't the killer. 1389 01:20:09,176 --> 01:20:09,778 Actually, that's not true. I thought you might have been 1390 01:20:09,877 --> 01:20:10,911 the killer for a second there, 1391 01:20:11,011 --> 01:20:12,714 but I didn't know Mike was still in the picture. 1392 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,281 That's okay. 1393 01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:18,018 Here. 1394 01:20:22,691 --> 01:20:24,325 I want you to have this. 1395 01:20:24,793 --> 01:20:26,060 Wow. 1396 01:20:28,763 --> 01:20:30,197 Thank you. 1397 01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:34,201 But why did you do that? That's really dangerous. 1398 01:20:34,301 --> 01:20:36,136 You're never supposed to pull out a blade. 1399 01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:37,338 Shh. 1400 01:20:38,072 --> 01:20:39,006 You deserve it. 1401 01:20:39,106 --> 01:20:41,875 Bobby, you need to put pressure on that. 1402 01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:44,211 Like, seriously. Here. 1403 01:20:44,311 --> 01:20:46,347 Hand up, please. 1404 01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:48,015 Good. - Alright. 1405 01:20:49,483 --> 01:20:51,619 When people ask about me, 1406 01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:53,722 tell them that I died a hero's death. 1407 01:20:53,822 --> 01:20:55,422 You're not going to die from this. 1408 01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:56,390 Yes, I am. 1409 01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:59,761 No, actually, tell them they killed me first 1410 01:20:59,893 --> 01:21:01,128 because I was hot. 1411 01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:03,832 Bobby, you're not going to die from this. 1412 01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,634 The wound's only like two inches deep. 1413 01:21:07,769 --> 01:21:09,403 Wow. - Yeah. 1414 01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:12,640 Well, it's the thought that counts. 1415 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:20,582 Listen, it's been a crazy night, 1416 01:21:20,682 --> 01:21:25,653 and it made me realize that after almost dying -- 1417 01:21:25,754 --> 01:21:29,089 Chris, it's -- - I don't love you. 1418 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:31,925 I mean, I like you a lot, 1419 01:21:32,025 --> 01:21:33,494 and I really care about you, 1420 01:21:33,595 --> 01:21:37,064 it just, I don't love you. I mean, maybe down the line -- 1421 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,933 I don't love you either. That'd be fucking insane. 1422 01:21:40,033 --> 01:21:41,803 Yeah, that'd be fucking insane. You're right. 1423 01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:43,070 You're totally right. 1424 01:21:43,937 --> 01:21:45,305 But you do like me, though, right? 1425 01:21:51,513 --> 01:21:53,380 Yes, idiot. 1426 01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:03,558 Hey. 1427 01:22:04,659 --> 01:22:06,093 You all right? 1428 01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:08,563 Yeah. 1429 01:22:10,899 --> 01:22:12,466 Thank you. 1430 01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:17,539 Thank you for coming back. 1431 01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:21,509 Oh, yeah. I knew you'd be fucked without me. 1432 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,215 Is Bobby going to be okay? 1433 01:22:29,049 --> 01:22:31,084 Don't worry, this isn't my blood. 1434 01:22:31,952 --> 01:22:33,454 This is Mike's blood. I beat him. 1435 01:22:33,555 --> 01:22:34,889 Yeah. - Good job. 1436 01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:36,957 Actually, a good amount of it is my blood too. 1437 01:22:40,294 --> 01:22:41,462 Yeah. 1438 01:22:41,563 --> 01:22:43,531 He'll be, he'll be fine. 1439 01:22:43,832 --> 01:22:45,265 That's good. 1440 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:12,059 So I figure next year, 1441 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:18,131 I'm really gonna have to take on more responsibility here. 1442 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,235 It'll be a publicity nightmare, for sure, 1443 01:23:21,335 --> 01:23:23,705 but if we could spin it the right way -- 1444 01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:25,038 Jason. 1445 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:27,609 I'm kidding. 1446 01:23:29,744 --> 01:23:30,477 I'm just fucking with you. 1447 01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:33,815 I'm, you know, fucking with you, bro. 1448 01:23:33,915 --> 01:23:35,750 Eww, don't call me bro. 1449 01:23:43,190 --> 01:23:45,459 So what are you going to do now? 1450 01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:08,115 ♪ When I think of all the good times that I've wasted ♪ 1451 01:24:08,215 --> 01:24:10,585 ♪ Having good times ♪ 1452 01:24:11,819 --> 01:24:16,256 ♪ When I think of all the good time that's been wasted ♪ 1453 01:24:16,356 --> 01:24:18,492 ♪ Having good times ♪ 1454 01:24:22,129 --> 01:24:24,364 ♪ When I was drinkin' ♪ 1455 01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:28,736 ♪ I should have been thinking ♪ 1456 01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:33,173 ♪ When I was fighting ♪ 1457 01:24:34,441 --> 01:24:37,512 ♪ I could've done the right thing ♪ 1458 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:41,081 ♪ All of that boozin' ♪ 1459 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:46,521 ♪ I was really losin' ♪ 1460 01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:47,722 ♪ Good times ♪ 1461 01:24:50,290 --> 01:24:52,961 ♪ Good times ♪ 1462 01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:58,032 ♪ When I think of all the good times that's been wasted ♪ 1463 01:24:58,131 --> 01:25:00,702 ♪ Having good times ♪ 1464 01:25:01,536 --> 01:25:06,139 ♪ When I think of all the good times that's been wasted ♪ 1465 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:09,409 ♪ Having good times ♪ 1466 01:25:11,879 --> 01:25:14,481 ♪ All of my lying ♪ 1467 01:25:15,817 --> 01:25:18,553 ♪ I remember her crying ♪ 1468 01:25:20,021 --> 01:25:22,624 ♪ My useless talkin' ♪ 1469 01:25:24,191 --> 01:25:27,427 ♪ I could've been walkin' ♪ 1470 01:25:28,261 --> 01:25:30,765 ♪ Instead of complaining ♪ 1471 01:25:32,299 --> 01:25:34,736 ♪ I could've been gainin' ♪ 1472 01:25:35,703 --> 01:25:38,472 ♪ Good times ♪ 1473 01:25:41,308 --> 01:25:44,378 ♪ Yes, here we are all ♪ 1474 01:25:44,478 --> 01:25:47,147 ♪ having a jolly good time ♪ 1475 01:25:47,782 --> 01:25:51,719 ♪ And everything is working out fine ♪ 1476 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:53,788 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 99606

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