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Previously onAngel from Hell:You are not an angel.

And you will never do anything
to make me believe

that you are an angel.Look out! Bus!

[horn blaring]

[gasps]

♪ Ah...

I'm sorry.

Was there something
you were saying

before I so rudely
pushed you out of the way

of a speeding bus,
was hit by said bus

and survived without a scratch?

What was that?

It was something about
there's nothing I could do

that would ever make
you believe that...

You're an angel?

That's it!

She said it, finally.

Halle-la-jah.

You mean "hallelujah"?

No, we pronounce it differently
up there.

Well, she's of sound mind
and body.

Ha. Never thought I'd say that.

Still, you should go
to the hospital,

have yourself checked out.

No-no, she can't be fine.

It-it's impossible.

The bus was going
way too fast.

There's no way anyone
could walk away from that.

She's always drunk.
Chances are she just went limp

and ragdolled it under the bus.

Mm-mm.People survive

crazy things all the time.

It's about two-thirds
of YouTube.
[mouthing]

Yeah, I can still
do the snake.

Yeah, send her back.

I will not.Okay.

But I'm very grateful
what you did to protect Allison.

No, well, the only thing
I would ask in return

is that I get to use you
at some point in the future

as a character reference.

Sure, just let me know
when the trial is.

[laughs]: Okay, oh, my gosh,
you're killing me.

Um, I happily accept your offer,

to be redeemed in the future,
in perpetuity,

no blackout dates.

Isn't every date
a blackout date for you?

Marv, I cannot remember
a single time I blacked out.

[chuckles]

I still don't know
how you survived that

without a scratch.I think you do.

And maybe it would help you

if you were to say it
one more time out loud.

Okay, uh, I think...

there's a possibility that...

that you're an angel.

Hello. We have a believer.

Halle-la-jah.

♪

So have you decided on bringing
Gavin to the wedding?

I think it's too soon.
Might scare him off.

Ooh, then you'll be free to sit
next to Hank's best man, Egyed.

The Hungarian with
the sloppy five kiss hello?

That guy's like a frog trying
to catch flies on my face.

You'll get me back one day.

I was thinking of bring Amy
as my plus one.

Oh, my gosh! Yes! Yes!

And you got me back.

She's not going to
wear the vest, is she?

I will now, cowbell.

[whispers]:
She hears everything.

[whispering]:
I do.

So, two days out, how's
the mother of the bride doing?

Good.

I, um, did want
to give you a heads up.

I'm bringing a date.

Oh, that's great.
Who's the lucky guy?

I think I might've mentioned
him, my ex-boyfriend Raphael.

That's great. Yeah, and I'm not
just saying to you

that I think it's great
and then running off and saying

something different to somebody
else. I think it's great.

It's a disaster.Catastrophe.

You can't show up alone now.

No, that's why I'm thinking
about bringing Brandi.

You remember her?Flight attendant.

Favorite movie is Love Actually,
I got her phone number then

you slept with her the night
before Thanksgiving Brandi?

Yeah, rings a bell.

Okay, just, I don't want it
to be awkward for you.

Why would it be awkward?

It's great, Dad.
And I'm not just saying

it's great and then gonna
go run a four-mile sprint

around the neighborhood
to work it out of my system.

I mean it, it's great.

Hi, Hank.

Oh, Brad, listen, I have
something important to ask you.

Anything, bro.

It's your wedding weekend.

My buddy, Lyle, he broke
his leg so he can't fly out

and I know it's short notice,

but do you think you could
fill in as a groomsman?

I was thinking
more along the lines

of helping with these boxes,
but I could play the part

of one of your closest
male friends in the world.

Thank you. You just got to
walk people down the aisle,

take a few pictures.
No big deal.

Great.
Maybe that was Lyle's plan,

but I'm a full service
groomsman,

with eight weddings
under my cummerbund.

I do it all from sheepdogging
the drunk uncles

away from the bridesmaids

to calming the nerves
of the groom on the big weekend.

Don't need that.
I'm only asking because

Kelly wants even numbers
for the photographs.

You're nervous already.No, I'm not.

Which is what
nervous people say.

It's also what people say
who are not nervous.

Don't stress out, man.
You're in good hands.

All right, now,
how badly burned

do you want to get
in the wedding toast?

We thinking like, "Oh, Hank
is so competitive at golf"

or more like,
"Oh, Hank had a pregnancy scare

with a Burmese prostitute"?

Symmetrical photographs
equal numbers on both sides.

That's it.

You're gonna be fine, buddy.

What should we do
with the rest of our day?

Eh, here's an idea.

Now that you're a
true believer...51%.

let's play a little game
I like to call Angel Says.

Angel says go talk
to that guy.

He seems lonely.

All right.

Hello.

He owns tanning salons.

He's going to give me
a bunch of referrals.
Oh.

I'm sorry, basal cell
carcinomas make me giddy.

[chuckles]

That guy's a jackpot.

Angel says stand up.Hmm?

Thank you.

Oh, I get it.
Mm.

She needs a place to eat lunch.

Oh, it feels good
to help people.Mm-hmm.

[screams]

It feels bad to fall down.Oh.

[laughs]
Gosh, why is it
always so hilarious?

Here, let me help.

I got to say,

believing is a lot more fun
than doubting.

Oh, well, that is music

to all four of my ears.Huh?

Our nips are wired for sound.

And now that you know I've yet
to steer you wrong,

do you agree to keep on
following all my angel commands?

Sure.

Fantastic.

Angel says help me break up
Kelly and Hank's wedding.

[gasps]

You want me to break up
my best friend's wedding?

Yes, I want you to break up

your second best friend's
wedding.

Absolutely not.

I can't do that to Kelly.

Okay. Hey, you remember that
horrible feeling

you've always had about Hank,

that maybe he's shady
or hiding something?

My angel sources have just
confirmed you're right.

I knew it.
What is he hiding?

Oh, I wish I could tell you
but that intel

is for high-level angels only.

You don't know, do you?

I'm a field angel.

Of course I don't know.

But I do know that Kelly needs
to be warned

before it's too late.Hang on.

Why is Kelly suddenly
so important to you?

You don't even like her.

Shut your lying, wrong,
incorrect teeth mouth.

I love that goat.

No, you never do anything
unless it helps me.

So this is about me somehow,
isn't it?

Allison, not everything
is about you.

Angels care about
all people,

even a known elder
abuser like Kelly.

I'm sorry, that's just
what people are saying.

I love the girl.

I tried to warn Kelly about Hank

and it almost ruined
our friendship.

But if Hank is hiding something,
Kelly deserves to know.

Look, I can't say anything
without proof.

So we just dangle him off
the roof, Batman style,

until he squeals.Or...

we feel things out
with his friends and family

at the rehearsal dinner.

Angel says your plan blows.

Huh?
What?

I tried to get some dirt on
Hank from his relatives,

and guess what.
What?

There aren't any here.

And you know
what that means.
Wh...?

[quietly]:
He ate them all.

That last was speculation.

[quietly]:
Or is it?

KELLY: Allison.Hmm?

You look so beautiful.So do you.

Amy.

What an incredible...
dedication to vests.

Thanks, kid. Hey, this
party kicks more ass

than you at
a nursing home.

What? It's an expression.

So, where is Hank's family?

I want to say hi.

Hank doesn't have a lot
of really close friends

and both of his parents
passed away.

Hey, can I ask
how they died

and provide an
alternate theory?

Hey, is that Hank
talking Hungarian with Egyed?

Yeah. He's fluent.

I just found
this out recently.

Hank is full of surprises.

Or relatives.

[speaking Hungarian]Ah, and so it begins,

my friend, the big day
before the big day.

Brad, this is Egyed.
Egyed, Brad.

Oh, hey. Oh.
Oh, and great.

Three, four, five.

I was going to go in
for six, but all right.

Nice to meet you.

So, uh, how do you
guys know each other?

We met at, uh,
how do you say... prison.

No.
No. Starbucks.

Yes.
[laughing]

All right, cool crew.
Loving the vibe.

Kind of bummed I missed
the bachelor party now.

Oh, you didn't miss a thing.

We didn't bother having one.

You didn't get a buck's night?

Oh, no. That's...
You know what? Hold on.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yep, I got it.
Party's tonight.

Five hundy each,
wear your funniest hat...

Thanks, but, uh, I'd rather
just hit the sauna.

You know, go to bed early

so I'm nice and relaxed
for tomorrow morning.
Got it.

You got cold feet.
Want to warm 'em up.

I'm in. Egyed, you in?

Eh...

[continues]:
Eh...

Is it... Does he not know
the word for yes?

No, no, just thought idea
was, um,

eh...

Marv.
Hey.

Hi. I wanted to introduce
you to Raphael.

The fireman.

What a pleasure.

You're from Brazil,
right?
That's right.

Great country.
Giant Jesuses,

tiny bananas.

Stunning contrast.

RAPHAEL:
Marv, watch your shoes.

Careful there.

Well, tough coming back
from that.

Oh, excuse me.

Don't move.

Brandi.

BRANDI:
Hi.

Hey, I couldn't
find the restrooms.

Do you know where they are?

Hey, you're going
to have to hold that.

Come with me.Uh...

Oh, come on.

Oh, there they are.Marv,

am I here just
as arm candy

to make an ex
of yours jealous?

What?

I'm sorry, I know it's petty.

That magnificent Latin American

just lifted me up
out of a puddle.

Mm, tough to come
back from that.

Right?
But we can try.

Yes.
Think this will work?

I'm sorry,
I just blacked out a little.

Come again?

All right, me and my boys
are hitting the sauna.

Hey, do me a favor.

See what you can find out
about Hank.

I feel like he's hiding
something from Kelly.

Mm-hmm. No can do.
I'm a groomsman.

You want a rat
in this wedding party,

hit up the ring bearer.

That little dude
will do anything for a gumball.

All right, let's go, boys.

Uh-uh, not you.

I mean, it is fishy, right?

I mean, Hank has no family here,

he tells zero personal stories.

We need proof
and we're running out of time.

Okay, hold on.
I will be right back.

[pants]
Hey, I'm back.

What?
Yeah, I paused time

and I stole a key to Hank's
hotel room from the front desk.

Really? You didn't get that
from the maid

you were chatting up earlier?

Uh, no, that is where
I got this weed.

Keep moving, snitch.

Okay, listen,
this is what we got to do.

We got to break into
Hank's hotel room

while he's out with Brad,
maybe smoke this weed,

and figure out what he's hiding.

Okay, this is getting
a little too crazy.

Stopping time,
breaking and entering,

stealing drugs
from service workers.

You need to come with me.
Come on.
What?

We can speak freely in here.

Corporate can't hear over water.

What is going on?

I need to break up
this wedding because

your future depends on it.

I knew it was about me!

Of course it's about you.

[water stops]It's always about you. Shoot.

Listen, I'm not supposed
to tell you any of this,

but this entire year,
every single thing

that I have been teaching you
has been training.

For the Olympics.

The Olympics?

Summer? Winter? Beer?No.

The Angel Olympics.
And just for the record,

we thought of that name way
before the Greeks did in 2004.

The first Olympics was thousands
of years ago.

Okay. Then we totally stole it
from them.

Each human has one year
in their life

that becomes
their critical year.

And how they face the challenges
at that crossroads

determines their whole future.

And, honey, next year

is your Angel Olympics.

Shoot!

So, so, this last year, uh,

when I got in a fight
with a baby, was punk'd

by an improv group, and I killed
my brother's guardian angel,

this wasn't
my most critical year?

It's nothing compared
to what's coming up.

Honey, if you crush
your Angel Olympics,

the rest of your life will be
nothing less than spectacular.

Oh, I'm talking professional
awards, a kick-ass family life,

and, best of all,
picture yourself onstage

with one of those headset
microphones, a smug look

on your face, gazing out
over a packed house,

as you prepare to
give your TED Talk.TED talk?

[gasps]
O...

What happens
if my Olympics go poorly?

Well, let's just say 14 cats
and you're not the alpha.

Oh, I hate cats.Oh, it's mutual.

So how does breaking up
Kelly and Hank's wedding

play into all
of this?

Kelly is destined to be integral
in your life this year.

She's already my best friend.
How could she be more integral?

Listen, I'm a field angel.
They don't trust me
with those details.

All I know is
if Kelly marries Hank,

she won't be there for you
when you need her most,

and that could be
devastating for you. So,

do you believe or not?

I do.

I believe.

So let's break into Hank's room
and find out

what he's hiding from Kelly.Yes!

Three amigos ridin' the cedar.

End of an era, huh?
We're droppin' like flies

out there, guys.
[chuckles]

You are married, right, Egyed?

Back home, yes.
Here, free.

Like farkas. [chuckles]
What's, uh...

Wolf. Yeah.Ah.

Speaking of, uh, lone farkas-es,

what's up with that dude?

HANK:
I don't know. He's been
like that since we got here.

Kind of worried about him.
He hasn't moved.

Are you worried about him?No, not really.

I just feel like maybe
we should check on him.

All right, I'll take a peek.Just check.

[clears throat]
Excuse me, sir?

Peek under the face towel.Yeah?

[laughing]:
Oh![Tag Team's "Whoomp!" playing]

Surprise sauna bachelor party!Oh,

my Isten!

Incoming.Ah.

Oh. These are hot
to the touch.

Yeah, I thought you'd get
to Beer Man sooner.Ah.

Kelly says that you went
to UCLA. Me, too.Mmm.

Warm brewskis kind of reminds
you of a Bruins tailgate, huh?

Oh, yeah.What year were you?

Uh, '99.

2000. Oh, man,
you remember Tom McNichols?Mmm.

Tom. Mm, no,
I don't remember that guy.

No, that was the burger joint
everybody went to.

Right. Yeah, Tom McNich...
Of course.

Yeah, yeah.
I wasn't a big burger guy.

No? Well, then, uh, you
might not want to check

under that
guy's towels.

♪ Whoomp, there it is

Oh, my Isten!

Why didn't you
and Linda work out?

Turns out
we had nothing in common.

Not true. You were both
picked up by hot Brazilian men.

[chuckles]
You're throwing a lot of shade
for arm candy.

Oh. Oh, um, two
MacManuses, please.

Oh. A woman who knows
her scotch. If you love

the New York Mets, I'd ask you
to marry me right now.

Oh, my God. I love the Mets.
Yes, let's get married!

I can't believe
this is finally happening!No, no, I was just...

I'm just kidding. I don't know
anything about sports,

and I don't want
to get married.

I'm gonna need a minute.

Wow, wow.

We have been here
for two seconds,

and you already have your giant
Toblerone fingerprints

all over this dresser.

Oh. I'll wipe it off.

With these pants.Just stay focused

and help me find
something useful.

Like his wallet?

Let's see if there's any
smoking guns in here.

Hmm.
[gasps]

What is it?

Oh, that's how I sneeze.Oh.

[gasps]Bless you.

No, that was a gasp.
I found something.

Thanks to my years of
making fake IDs for kids

who want to buy beer
and adults who want to play

in the Little League World
Series, I know a fake ID

when I see one.

How can you tell?Allison, every
single thing

is upside down.

[sighs]

Oh. Must have smoked a little
too much of the maid's weed.

[chuckles]

[door opens]Oh.

[panting quietly]

[quietly]:
Do not eat those chips.

I'm not gonna eat them.

I'm just opening them.

Shh. Do not eat those chips.

I'm just going to eat one
to test its crunchiness.

And if it's not that bad,

I'm going to have the rest.

[crunching][groans]

It's really loud in my head.

How does it sound to you?Stop it.

HANK:
Oh, what happened to my pants?Oh, crap.

Crap. What are we gonna do?

We make ourselves really big.

That'll scare him off.That's for bears.

Uh, we'll make him drink a glass
of water really fast.

That's for hiccups.Okay. I got it. Plan C.
I'm gonna angel kiss him

and then make him
tell us the truth.

I just have to make sure
I dock my tongue solidly

on his brain stem.

Don't eat those chips.

What are you doing here?Is this

not my hotel room? Well,

butter my jam.

[gasping]Amy!

[grunts]

Kiss me.

Get her off me!Okay!

Amy. Allison!
What is going on here?!

I don't even know.

Allison, what are you doing
in here the night
before our wedding?

I think the question is, what
are you doing in Hank's room

the night before the
wedding? I mean, scandalous.

Okay, what are you doing
in Hank's room?

Kelly, I can explain.Well, you better,

because I'm about to lose it.

Uh, is everything okay?Okay, Kelly, look,

Amy found Hank's license,
and we're just worried...Mm-hmm.

Yeah, no, this isn't about Hank.
This is about Amy. I mean,

I don't know what weird power
she has over you, but...

Mark, can you please explain
to your daughter that this woman

is bad news?Yeah, Mark,

what kind of a character
reference would you give me?

Well, I know on the outside
it's hard to believe

that these two would be friends,
but the fact of the matter is

Allison's had
a very difficult year,

and Amy was
there for her.

For our whole family.

I, uh, have an announcement.

What is your entire family doing
in this room?

Sorry, bro. I have
to turn in my boutonniere.

This man is not
who he claims to be.

[gasps] Wow.

No one says "God
bless you" anymore?I thought something was amiss

when Hank didn't recognize
the most popular burger joint

at UCLA. So I did
some diggin',

and I called a girl that
I used to date, Stacy.

Class of '99. She was a senior,
I was just a junior.

Older girls always liked me.
Whatevs.

And I asked Stacy,
"Had you ever heard

of a Hank Peale?"Aren't there, like,

30,000 undergrad students
at UCLA?

Thanks, story ruiner. So Stacy
says, "Aren't there, like,

30,000 undergrads at UCLA?"

And I went online and I checked.

And, sure enough,
looking up "Hank Peale"

and "Henry Peale," neither
went to UCLA in the 1990s.

This man is not who he claims
to be, and I dated a senior.And...

he has a fake ID.That's your weed.

HANK:
Fine!

[sighs]

I'm 51.

[gasping]What?

I'm not 38. I'm 51.

And I'm sorry,
all right?

I lied on our first date, and
it just snowballed from there.

I mean, you know
how these things happen.

No, I don't.

He looks fantastic.

So the ID was fake.Yeah.
Wait, okay,

so if you lied about this,
what else did you lie about?

Nothin'.

Except I did take

that finance job in Budapest.

And I'm originally from Canada.What?

We were gonna move to Hungary?
And you're Canadian?

I knew
that's why he hated burgers.

We have a lot to talk "aboot."[groans]

See, Allison? She would not have
been there for you next year.

You know what,
let's get out of here,

let Kelly and Hank
talk this out.

Here's your fake ID,

hoser.Thank you.

Good morning, everybody.
So... Oh.

The Joker grin is back.
I take it you had

another good night with Brandi?

Oh, yeah.
I'm a little concerned though.

I have to give some bad news
to a patient, and I'm worried

this won't be gone by then.
"I'm sorry, Bernie.

It's inoperable."I'd call him.

ALLISON, AMY AND BRAD:
Yeah.I should do it over the phone.

So, how's Kelly?About the same as anyone
who just called off

their wedding:
massively hungover.

She is sleeping it off
in my room.

And for the record, that penis
was drawn on her shoulder

before I got here.

Well, I think this is
for the best anyway,

because she's way too good
for Hank.

She's a special girl.
She deserves a special guy.

Thanks, Brad.
That's really sweet.

You know what you need?
My hangover cure.

I'm gonna whip you up some eggs
and make you an Irish coffee.

My hero.[chuckles]

Mmm.Yes.
[chuckles]

Look at those two,
getting integral together.[gasps]

Oh, my God, do they
end up together?

Hey, I wish I could tell
you, but you just don't
have the clearance.

You don't know, do you?They tell me so little.

I want to show you
something. Come here.

It's a, uh... a little
congratulations gift.

Because, uh, believing
is a huge step,

and it should
be celebrated.

Aw, you shouldn't have.Eh.

[gasps]
Oh, my God.

Try it on.This is gonna be
so great

for my TED Talk. Mmm.TED Talk.

Thank you. For this and...

for everything you've done
for me over the last few months.

You've been
a real...

angel.You're incredible,

Dr. Allison Fuller,

and you are gonna have
an amazing Olympic year.

[doorbell rings]

Hi.

My name is Steven Williams.
I'm looking for Amy Cass.

I-I saw her name in a police
bulletin about a bus accident,

and they gave me this address.

Do you know Amy?

Yeah.

I'm her husband.

Hey, Steve.

Things are about
to get weird.