Original subtitles

MANY YEARS AGO...

Hello, hello. - Am I talking to the police?

We have somebody here you might be interested in.

I think we just foiled a theft.

Feather McGraw...

you have been found guilty of attempted theft

of the Blue Diamond.

Without the actions of two good citizens...

your evil plan would have succeeded.

Therefore, this court has decided That for the rest of your life you are to be

confined in a high-security institution.

WELCOME TO THE ZOO FEEDING TIME PENGUINS

There is no escape. You don't even have to try.

DIAMOND GOBLINS CATCH THIEF HERO COUPLE CELEBRATES

THE WINGED VENGEANCE

Help me up, Gromit.

And wonderful day of invention beckons.

AWAKENER DELUXE

Top dog.

LANCER

Here goes.

Oh, delicious.

PREWASH SCREW

That tickles.

DRESS-O-SIZE

Spank him, Gromit.

GOOD MORNING

Good morning, Gromit. How is my favorite dog?

You do take good care of me.

PRACTICAL INVENTING

That's very interesting. Yes.

Great toast, Gromit.

URGENT HUGE OUTSTANDING BILL

PAY NOW OR OTHER

Oy. Any more bills? Being an inventor doesn't come cheap, does it?

Maybe I just make too many gadgets.

Don't worry, son.

We'll think of something.

You look like you need a stroke. Come here.

If so, boy.

My new stroke-o-mate will give you that one.

And if you already think that's progress, wait till you see my next project.

Take care, boy.

On the side.

BREAKABLE

Pooh.

Don't think I haven't noticed, Gromit.

You're always toiling in this garden.

But not anymore.

This is my latest invention. A smart-gnome.

Hello. I am your handyman robot. Call me Klabot.

Klabot, this is Gromit.

Pleasant, young Mr. Gromit.

He is very friendly.

Ho, slow down, Klabot.

Go ahead, buddy.

Try it out. It is voice-activated.

Are you a little shy? Okay. Klabot, make Gromit's garden neat and tidy.

Sleek and neat.

Yes, Mr. Wallace.

SEARCH FOR JOBS

I pre-programmed it for you.

He has seen every episode of DIY Garden Squad.

Only two hours to go, and the terrace is still unfinished.

Just watch him do all those boring chores in the garden.

Cut, cut.

Mowing.

More mowing.

Don't forget the edges. - Edge trimmer.

Careful, boy.

Pointless blowing leaves around.

Oopsie.

Hedge trimming.

Last bit of mowing.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to do chores

Sleek and neat.

What a great thing.

Beautiful work.

And how convenient.

Well, well. They think you're cut out for your job, Klabot.

Take a bow.

Bending. Bending again. Thank you. - Where did you get it?

I made it myself.

What fun. Is it for rent?

Is it for rent?

LARRY LARRY'S LIGHT BULBS

Come. I need your help.

Not you, boy. Klabot.

Yes, Mr. Wallace. How can I help you?

Come along, Klabot. We have work to do. - Okidoki, Mr. Wallace.

It's a crime. It is. A crime.

That you and I can't be together.

Not yet, dear.

But soon you will.

SUPERINTENDENT MACHINTOSH

Do you have a moment, boss? - What?

I've completed into that missing bicycle seat.

I have witness interviews, PD reports, forensic investigations.

Suit thief.

And I have checked the national bicycle saddle database.

There is apparently no such thing.

Suit thief. - Boss?

How long have you been working with us?

Since nine o'clock this morning.

Forget about what you learned in training....

because there is only one thing that really matters in this work.

A police belly. - Police belly, sir?

Instinct.

The most important thing is not here.

It's down here.

Yes. I have a real police belly myself.

I can see that, boss.

I mean... I didn't mean I can see it.

Is that Feather McGraw? - What? Where?

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN?

Oh, that.

Well, exactly. A police belly.

He stole the Blue Diamond, right?

He tried that, but he did not escape the strong arm of the law.

Yes, I played a role in that, too.

EXTRAORDINARY BOATS

Hello, hello. - Am I talking to the police?

The Blue Diamond went back into the vault.

I put it away myself.

Safely under lock and key.

Someday I want to solve a case like that, too. You must be very proud, boss.

It's not about pride, Pack Thief. It's about doing your duty.

That's why I've taken on one more task before I hang up my baton.

The new Blue Diamond exhibition.

Will the diamond be on display again? - Yes indeed.

I designed all the safety devices designed myself. Infallible.

Yes.

Unless Feather makes a hole in that skylight.

Skylight?

Or remove the back plate of the air conditioner. - Air conditioner?

He can also walk in through the store.

Is there a store?

Listen, Veertje is not getting in.

He is locked in the zoo.

As unfree as a bird.

I have a grand opening to prepare.

Just go patrolling. Wear out some shoe soles.

I mean: yes, sir.

So, yes, Klabot.

Just make the letters nice and big.

That's great.

You must like this, Gromit.

Ta-da.

CLOSER CABOUTERS NO JOB TOO SMALL

Klus gnomes.

A gardening and maintenance service Based on garden gnomes.

I told you we'd find a way find a way to pay the bills?

Klabot, didn't you miss something?

O. Yes, Mr. Wallace.

WALLACE & KLABOTS CLOBOTS

Yes, very good. Well done, Klabot.

Yoo-hoo.

It's News from North.

Maybe they have heard about Klabot. This must be good for publicity.

And now News from North, presented by Klaasen Jan.

KLAASEN JAN

Good evening. Groundbreaking technology we already know.

But what about of raking in technology?

Opja Stoepje reports.

UPDATE

This is Klabot. The latest in the field of gnome assistance.

He is the brainchild of a clever local inventor.

"Smart? Thank you very much.

Well, Wallace, what all can Klabot for chores?

Pretty much everything, Miss Pavement.

No job is too small.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to trim the hedge

Ta-da. Artistic.

I tried it out here in my own garden.

And he did a great job, as you can see.

He seems very "user-friendly. to use the jargon.

What inspired you to create this handy device?

I've always liked invention. Making things that help people.

And Klabot is so enormously helpful. He's my best invention yet.

We charge it every night, and the next day he's eager.

He seems very obliging.

Whatever your problem, he is the answer.

It sounds like this little gnome is going to make a huge difference here.

This is Opja Stoepje for News of the North.

Cage Inspection.

Move over, baying.

Nothing found.

What a slacker. I don't understand That everyone thinks he's smart.

Yes, yes, boy.

Do you see how embracing technology makes our lives better?

Thanks to that handy device...

we haven't had to use the teapot for years now.

Oh, yes. Tech.

Tech is really top notch.

As long as it knows who's in charge, of course.

Look at him go.

Ta-da.

A Wallace-onesie. That's fantastic, Klabot.

A Wallace-onesie.

I'm sure it fits perfectly. - Perfect.

YOUR OWN ROOM VIRGINIA WOEF

Good evening, young Mr. Gromit.

Klabot recharge time.

Almost one percent charged.

Charging time reactivated.

Almost two percent charged.

WELCOME TO THE ZOO

WATCH OUT THERE IS A THIEF IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

LOCALIZING

ELECTED

ACCESS DENIED ENTER PASSWORD

GR0M1TH0ND

TWO ATTEMPTS OVER

U1TV1NDER

ONE ATTEMPT OVER

CHEESE

GRANTED ACCESS

SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH CHEESE

Welcome to my secret files.

K.L.A.B.O.T.

B.R.E.I.N.

MEMORY CENTER

LANGUAGE CENTER

TUINCENTRUM

CHERNPROTOCOL

CHERNPROTOCOL GOOD

BOOSAARDIG

BOOSAARDIG

UPLOAD NEW CORE PROTOCOL

UPLOAD COMPLETED 100%

New instructions received.

No job is too small.

PARADISE LOST

Help me up, Gromit.

We have a busy day ahead of us.

Thanks, kid.

Good morning, team.

Many new posts.

MANY NEW POSTS

Klus gnomes? I saw you guys on TV. Can Klabot take my...

new lily pond...

With a stump grinder...

mowing and laying rotten manure....

in my greenhouse?

Talk about being famous. He is a household name in the handyman field.

Soon we will need a whole army of Klabots.

What the hell...

More Klabots for Mr. Wallace.

Well, that's smart.

It's as if he knows what we need Before we know it ourselves.

The more gnomes, the better. Right, Gromit?

The more gnomes, the better.

Yes, Mr. Wallace.

What could possibly go wrong?

So, yes. Hup, up.

Just a little more fine-tuning.

That's right.

We don't have to go with them.

I just follow them with my new gnome router.

Delicious tea.

We can sit back and let the machines do the work.

Right, Gromit?

Gromit?

I said we didn't to go with them.

Don't you trust my inventions?

I don't know.

Never mind. Time to unleash the gnomes.

Hup, hup.

Woo-hoo.

Cruel.

Grease.

Yep. All present and in order.

I want you all to work as a finely tuned machine.

We are cheerful, handy Klabots we like to do jobs...

when we come to redecorate your house we'll form a whole clump...

we dig, paint, plant and prune hard work makes us happy

we never stop for a cup of tea because we have a battery

This is the police.

Come down quietly. You're only making it harder this way.

Honk, honk.

Honk, honk. Out of the way.

Patio chopping.

We are giant handy Klabots we do all kinds of jobs...

If we are asked to do something then we do it without resting

we push, pull, saw and chop we like our jobs

we don't hesitate, don't hinder us until all the jobs are finished

The Klabots are a huge success, Gromit. Those bills will be paid off in no time.

Sleek and neat.

Congratulations, Mavis.

Oh, fantastic.

What happened to my glass table?

Where are my tools?

Where is my shed?

Where is our downspout?

Hello, this is the police. Another break-in? What's the address?

Hello. Police. A wind vane? When did it disappear?

Hello, this is the police. You lost Ton?

Oh, a rain barrel. I see what you mean. One moment.

Hello. You have reached Uncle Agent.

We are currently receiving many calls...

so after the beep, speak your crime.

Beep. - Hello?

What is happening here?

Oh, boss. It's a wave of burglaries. A real crime wave.

I don't have time for a crime wave. I already have enough to deal with.

What do you think? Blue or black? For the opening.

Blue?

Yes. I see what you mean. That fits the diamond.

Anyway, about those thefts.

I set up a crime message board to search for matches.

Never mind that message board. What does your police gut tell you?

Well, all indications point to this man.

A local inventor.

Wallace? The good citizen who helped Feather behind bars?

Yes. Why not?

Catching one supervillain doesn't make you a saint.

Should we designate him as a suspect? - Just put him in jail.

I have to write a speech. - Really?

Don't we need proof?

I don't know.

All those lofty ideas that you get from training.

Right. Come on, then.

NEWS FROM NORTH

This is just coming in.

A crime wave is sweeping through gardens throughout the region.

Opja Stoepje reports.

The robots. They are taking over the world. They will destroy us all.

That's a bit hasty, Klabot.

I wanted to see that maybe. - Time to relax, Mr. Wallace.

Oh yes, I do like some relaxation.

What is all this for?

Massage, Mr. Wallace?

Yes.

That's nice.

SLAPIE-CHOCO

Goodness. You guys just spoil me.

Cup of slapie-choco?

I won't say no to that.

Go ahead. - Take it easy.

Drink up, Mr. Wallace.

WATCH OUT FOR THE DOG

BUURTWACHT

BRAVE DOG

VERY BRAVE DOG TOP DOG

Gromit?

What the hell?

What, something is wrong?

Is it the Klabots? I just hope this is important.

I don't know What's gotten into you lately.

Now my pants are falling down.

That's really...

spotless.

Look at them.

Oh, yes.

What good gnomes you are, that you still do all these chores.

But I don't know why you insisted For me to see it now.

Couldn't it have waited until tomorrow?

Mad Dog.

I have to finish my nap Before I go to bed.

Oh yes, Klabot, my best invention ever.

Did you order pizza, boy?

Okay, okay. Relax.

Police.

Oops. Sorry.

Holy shit. Okay, let's get this over with quickly.

Handling what?

We have a search warrant. Suit thief, read him his rights.

Anything you say , can be used against you.

But I didn't do anything.

We find you guilty of theft by gnomes.

Guilty of theft through gnomes?

Aha, he admits it. Write that down. - This is ridiculous.

My Klabots are not thieves.

They are currently cleaning my workshop.

There is our proof.

Okay. Go check it out.

I don't see any gnomes.

They were just here.

I don't get it.

They probably just going to finish a job.

Listen, pal, I don't have time for your games.

Where are you going, boss?

I'm going to get my mustache trimmed before the big day.

Listen. If you need proof, grab thief, then make sure you find something.

Whatever it takes.

Put him behind bars, where he belongs.

I want this matter settled quickly.

Understood, sir.

Right.

Proof.

Evidence?

Agent Pakdedief here, I need backup.

Send a van.

A big one.

PLACE DELICT

Gromit? Help me up, boy. Good dog.

Wait a minute. You can't, can you?

They took away all my inventions.

For forensics or something.

Outrageous.

We find you guilty of theft by means of gnomes.

They were just here.

I don't see any gnomes.

Who needs technology? I don't.

That's chilly.

My begonias.

I need a cup of tea, kid.

Right. Tea.

We'll just have to make those the old-fashioned way.

Ouch.

How to do this?

I haven't used one for so long that I've forgotten how they work.

It is broken.

A mistake has obviously been made. My Klabots are innocent.

You do believe me, don't you?

Or not?

Well, I think you've said enough, Gromit.

You never trusted my Klabot, did you? And I made him especially for you.

Mark my words.

I'm sure the police will be back soon to say sorry.

Aha, what did I say?

There they are already.

Everything will be all right again before you can say...

Dirty, thieving thief that you are.

Where are our things? - I want my money back.

What did your gnomes done to my bath?

And where are my glasses?

Oh, it's on my head. Sorry.

Where is my big barrel?

I'm here on West Wallaby Street....

at the house of the evil inventor Wallace.

Evil? Don't you mean smart?

Do you think it's smart To teach gnomes to steal?

No, but if my gnomes were here....

maybe I could clear my name.

So where are the gnomes?

For the last time, I don't know.

Oh, yes? How convenient.

Where are the gnomes?

Where are the...

This is a nightmare, Gromit. The police want to throw me in jail....

the neighbors hate me, and the press thinks I'm evil.

And how am I supposed to find my gnomes if my gnome router is taken?

Where are the gnomes?

This is not a police station, this is a garbage dump.

This is Wallace's stuff. I had to find evidence, didn't I?

I didn't mean That you had to take the whole house.

What is this thing for?

Boss, I wouldn't...

Get off me.

That device just assaulted an officer. Add that to the list of charges.

But there's nothing to tie Wallace to the break-ins.

They are his gnomes, aren't they?

I just get the feeling that he might be innocent.

That Wallace is a criminal. End of story.

If you don't mind, we'll deal with this crook later.

Now we have important tasks to perform at the museum.

But sir...

It's my big day, Pakdedief. The culmination of 40 years of service.

Nothing must go wrong. - No, sir.

We have to stay focused.

Keeping a sharp eye on everything. - Absolutely, sir.

We must not miss anything.

ANIMAL GARDEN

Reset mode activated.

DON'T FEED

CHERNPROTOCOL BOOSAARD

GOOD

CORE PROTOCOL RESET CORE PROTOCOL RESET

Restored to settings inventor.

Hello. I am your handyman robot.

Call me Klabot.

Start pruning process.

Sleek and neat.

BEST BOSS IN THE WORLD

Target located.

Two degrees to the west. - Tracking.

No job is too small.

Sleek and neat.

Here we go. The time has come, pack thief. Are we ready?

Ready as can be, boss.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to do chores

I have been always been proud of it...

To serve this community. Knowing that there is nothing more comforting....

than seeing of an uninformed agent.

Sorry?

Uniformed. A uniformed officer. I can't read my own handwriting.

Anyway, now I have one last fine duty to perform.

Contact near.

To top.

On the side.

Ladies and gentlemen, shall we?

INVITEES ONLY NO DOGS

There he is, ladies and gentlemen.

Safely displayed for posterity. The Blue Diamond.

It doesn't shine as nicely in real life, does it?

What are you saying?

What?

That's a hell of a turnip.

Didn't you look in the bag before you put it in the safe?

Right. Anyone in the mood for a snack?

If you've been guarding a turnip all these years.

So where is the Blue Diamond?

The gnomes are gone. The gadgets are gone.

Even my dog is gone.

What the hell...

I didn't know he could do that.

What the hell?

Come in, Gromit. Everything is in order. Just come on in.

Gromit.

Everything is in order. Come on in.

Everything is fine.

This is a disaster.

Now I am the laughing stock of the city.

Are you all right, sir? - Yeah. I'm allergic to turnips.

Should we pick up Feather?

He had the diamond last. - No.

No, he hadn't. - What? Do you mean...

Exactly. Come on.

Sorry I couldn't warn you. The Klabots grabbed me.

A very unpleasant experience. They turn out to be bad after all.

I don't get it.

Why do my own gnomes turn against me?

A chicken is behind all this?

Goodness. It's you.

Again.

But you are supposed to be locked up.

Well, you won't get away with it. Whatever it is you want to get away with.

Oh, you fancy a cup of tea? You've got some nerve, say.

I wouldn't use that teapot. It doesn't work.

What?

Now my nugget is breaking. It can't be.

It is the Blue Diamond.

He must have changed.

Am I talking to the police?

We have somebody here you might be interested in.

He is a sneak.

So that's your plan.

You go free with the diamond, and everyone sees me...

as the evil inventor who stole it.

That is...

revenge of the most terrible kind.

Let us out.

I can't believe That my bicycle seat has been nicked.

I know, sir. Sorry, you took me off that case.

But we do have our culprit.

All this time, Wallace wanted to keep the diamond himself.

So you were right all along.

He is a criminal. - Yes, absolutely.

If he thinks he can get away with this, he's wrong.

This is all my fault.

I just wanted to invent good things.

Things that help people.

I never thought they could be used could be used for bad things.

Damn.

It's the police. Now I'm screwed.

Good morning, Mr. Wallace. Young Mr. Gromit.

Klabot. Where were you?

No job is too small.

It sounds like he's once again his own handy job-self.

We are saved.

Sleek and neat.

Wait, Klabot. Come back.

Don't worry, kid. He's voice-activated.

Klabot.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to clean the house

Klabot.

Hey. Slow down.

What are you up to?

This is not the time to go leaf blowing.

What on earth are you...

Gromit. - Warning: collision hazard.

Right. Somebody a big surprise waiting.

Sorry. - Boss, they're escaping.

Boss?

Do we have them?

Caution.

There's Feather. Well done, Gromit.

Let's get that rascal. - More speed, Mr. Wallace?

BLOWING - TURBO BLOWING

Take it easy, Klabot. Up, Gromit.

Give us the diamond, you little scoundrel.

Klabot, fetch. - Okidoki.

Good for you, Klabot.

Banana alert.

We slip.

Ouch.

There he is. After him.

BOAT FOR RENT TO ESCAPE

Klabot, shut this thing down.

Yes, Mr. Wallace.

Not that way.

Emergency stop completed.

TOUR

Gromit?

There they are, boss.

Nice boat. Looks like mine.

OUTDATED

Hold on.

That's mine. Hey, stop in the name of the law.

It makes no sense.

If only we could reboot them.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to clean the boat

Another invention?

Are you sure?

All right then. Technical assistance is on its way.

I can't believe he swiped it. And you thought he was innocent.

In my opinion.

I think that's Feather McGraw.

They want to stop Feather McGraw.

Feather McGraw? Don't be ridiculous. She's stuck at the zoo.

That's an innocent nun on a pleasure trip.

Perhaps Wallace has been unfairly portrayed as a deranged inventor.

This is going to work great.

Up to a point.

What? What did he do to my vintage boot collection?

Okay, Gromit. Let's give those leprechauns a good boot on their behinds.

Missy.

In the bullseye. - Reset mode activated.

It works, kid.

Gas up with those boots.

Address.

Villains. - Reset mode activated.

Reset mode activated.

Enough is enough.

Superintendent Mack to all units: pursue and arrest Wallace.

Sorry, boss. I'm using my belly. To all units: get to the border.

The suspect is not Wallace, but a minor nun on a canal boat.

You're in trouble, Pack Thief. Yes. This is going in your grading report.

Reset mode activated.

Hello. I am your handyman robot.

Call me Klabot. - Pleasant.

Call me Klabot.

Did you catch some small ones? Good boy. Now we have him.

Where did he go?

RAPID BOAT REPAIRS

Hello. Call me Klabot.

Call me Klabot.

...me Klabot. Nice to meet you. Call me Klabot.

Well done, son. We got him.

Grom...

it. Don't let it escape.

Sorry.

Gromit.

Oh, heavens.

Ouch.

YORKSHIRE BORDER DON'T PARK

I knew it was Feather McGraw.

Quickly, close the lock.

Gromit.

Give him the diamond, boy.

I can live without inventing. But I can't live without...

my best friend.

No.

Gromit.

No.

Hello. I am your handyman robot. Call me Klabot.

How can I help?

No job is too small.

I knew you would would eventually embrace technology.

Thank God you are safe.

Hold up. This is now a crime scene. - Boss?

I don't have time for your excuses, Pack Thief.

Arrest Wallace for...

Verhip.

It's Feather McGraw, though.

And he got the diamond. - That ruined my retirement.

Wait, what?

The old turnip switching trick. - Great action, kid.

Great action, kid. - Bravo.

That'll teach him, Gromit. He's a bad guy. And a villain.

I think you should have it, officer.

In light of what I've just seen Pakdedief was right about your innocence.

You mean I don't have to go to jail?

No. Thanks to the instinct of an outstanding young agent.

You are a natural.

Thank you, boss. That means a lot to me.

Enjoy your retirement.

Well, these turnips are cooked, aren't they boy?

Oh yes, very funny, Mr. Wallace.

POLICE

STILL WANTED

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN? REWARD £1000

So, yes.

OUT OF BLUE MAGAZINE FOR EX-AGENTS

Hey, what... Stop.

Hela. Can't you read, kid?

The speed limit is six kilometers per hour.

That's three demerit points on your driver's license.

WALLACE ACQUITTED NOT AN EVIL INVENTOR AFTER ALL

Good morning, Gromit.

How is my favorite dog doing?

Oh, I have something for your garden.

I converted the stroke-o-size.

Necessity, after all, is the mother-in-law of innovation.

Ta-da.

But there are things that a machine can't do. Right, boy?

Yes.

Cheers, old friend.

I am a cheerful, handy Klabot I like to trim the hedge

END

Ta-da.

Translation: Claudia Boshouwers