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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,555 --> 00:00:19,846 Are you sure we should be doing this? This is still a crime scene. 2 00:00:19,893 --> 00:00:23,145 Sack up, Billy. It's called "investigative journalism" for a reason. 3 00:00:23,192 --> 00:00:26,234 Yeah, but don't we need like a press pass or a permit or something? 4 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:28,363 Press pass this! 5 00:00:28,609 --> 00:00:31,784 You know, the police missed something here, I can feel it. 6 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:32,786 What do you say, Billy? 7 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:35,287 Won't a Peabody Award look great up on your... 8 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,225 - Yo, Chuck, speed up, man! - Yeah, man, speed up. 9 00:01:05,272 --> 00:01:08,482 Guys, this is my dad's car. So if I go any faster, he will kill me. 10 00:01:08,729 --> 00:01:10,311 Holy shit! 11 00:01:10,867 --> 00:01:12,406 - Shit! - Jesus, that was close. 12 00:01:12,454 --> 00:01:13,951 You fucking assholes! 13 00:01:13,998 --> 00:01:17,039 We are in hillbilly country now, boys. Squeal like a pig! 14 00:01:17,086 --> 00:01:18,627 Yeehaw! 15 00:01:18,674 --> 00:01:21,507 Chad, just cos they're not in your fraternity doesn't mean they're freaks. 16 00:01:21,596 --> 00:01:22,691 Well, actually, it does, Allison. 17 00:01:22,697 --> 00:01:25,992 You see, you're either Omega Beta or you're a freak. 18 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:28,312 - Omega Beta! Omega Beta! - Fuck. 19 00:01:28,358 --> 00:01:31,359 - Chi, chi, chi! - I'm in a car full of morons. 20 00:01:31,406 --> 00:01:34,616 No, if we were morons, we wouldn't have thought to bring this. 21 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:37,830 OK, I stand corrected. You are a fucking genius. 22 00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:40,461 Hey, Chuck, speed up, man. They're gonna pass us. 23 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:41,880 Oh, jeez. Whoa, Jesus. 24 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,154 Did you see the way those guys looked at us? 25 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:56,617 Hey, guys! Guys! 26 00:01:58,375 --> 00:01:59,956 We forgot the beer! 27 00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:01,709 No! 28 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:39,046 Are you sure you got everything you need? 29 00:02:39,052 --> 00:02:41,447 Cos once you get up there... 30 00:02:49,432 --> 00:02:51,139 Can I help you? 31 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,854 Uh, yeah. Where's your beer at? 32 00:02:56,529 --> 00:02:57,735 Beer's in the back. 33 00:03:04,294 --> 00:03:06,000 You see the way them kids looked? 34 00:03:09,638 --> 00:03:11,182 Read that list back to me again. 35 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:16,980 OK, three-quarter-inch nails, hacksaw, baling hooks, 36 00:03:17,026 --> 00:03:20,529 brush-clearing scythe, clamps... 37 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,366 Hey, Chad, do we need more bug... 38 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,954 - crosscutting handsaw... - Chad? 39 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,292 - lubricated condoms... - Chad? 40 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,794 hand drill... 41 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:37,645 feminine napkins, stone bit, one-eighth hole saw... 42 00:03:38,568 --> 00:03:40,275 - Oh, my God! - It's just me. 43 00:03:40,322 --> 00:03:44,743 Let's get out of here. This place is so creepy. 44 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:55,347 - Dale, we need anything else? - Pickled eggs. Six-pounder. 45 00:03:57,647 --> 00:04:01,148 Oh, hot dog, Tucker. Have you ever seen anything like that in your life? 46 00:04:02,405 --> 00:04:05,324 There's nothing so special about them. 47 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:09,707 - They're just your average college girls. - Nothing average about that. 48 00:04:09,754 --> 00:04:11,335 You know something, Dale? 49 00:04:11,382 --> 00:04:13,840 She's just human. Why don't you go over there and talk to her? 50 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:17,264 Talk to her? What? What in the world would I say? 51 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,365 I don't know. 52 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:22,566 Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her. 53 00:04:22,611 --> 00:04:25,280 Are you out of your mind, Tucker? These are college girls. 54 00:04:25,326 --> 00:04:28,744 They grew up with vacation homes, and guys like me fixing their toilets. 55 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:31,958 You gotta have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear. 56 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,922 Now come on! You are a good-lookin' man... 57 00:04:34,969 --> 00:04:36,384 more or less. 58 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:37,761 You got a damn good heart. 59 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:39,390 Yup. 60 00:04:39,437 --> 00:04:42,938 I mean, that's two things right there. Now, go on, get over there. 61 00:04:43,027 --> 00:04:44,983 What's the worst that could happen? 62 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:49,034 You know something? 63 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,084 - You're right, Tuck. I'm gonna do it. - All right. 64 00:04:54,131 --> 00:04:56,505 - I'm gonna do it right now. - All right, hold up. 65 00:04:56,552 --> 00:05:01,015 All right, now, whatever you say, just smile and laugh. 66 00:05:01,062 --> 00:05:02,601 It shows confidence. 67 00:05:02,648 --> 00:05:05,857 Smile and laugh. OK. 68 00:05:06,822 --> 00:05:07,903 - Do it. - All right. 69 00:05:23,605 --> 00:05:26,605 You guys, uh...goin' campin'? 70 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:34,955 Hey! Hey. Now, look... we don't want any trouble, all right? 71 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,792 - So just...back off. - Whoa! 72 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,295 - OK. OK. I'm sorry. - Back off! 73 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:42,219 Get in the truck. 74 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:47,896 That's a good-lookin' cooler... 75 00:05:57,253 --> 00:06:00,921 I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies. 76 00:06:02,722 --> 00:06:04,179 They hate my face! 77 00:06:04,726 --> 00:06:06,098 Come on. 78 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:17,195 I ain't like you, Tucker, you know? I can't talk to the ladyfolk the way you can. 79 00:06:17,242 --> 00:06:19,741 No one can. I mean, I... 80 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:23,915 I always get all stupid, and my hands get clammy, and I just act like a big fat idiot. 81 00:06:23,962 --> 00:06:27,673 You know what your problem is? You got an inferiority complex. 82 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,260 No, I don't. 83 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:30,971 - Yeah, yeah. - No. 84 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:34,311 Let me tell you something, life is short. You got to go after what you want. 85 00:06:34,357 --> 00:06:35,688 Mm-hm. 86 00:06:35,735 --> 00:06:39,112 Cos it sure as hell ain't gonna just fall right in your lap. 87 00:06:39,159 --> 00:06:40,781 - That's true, I reckon. - Aw, shit. 88 00:06:40,829 --> 00:06:43,287 - What are you doing? - Shit, shit. We got a cop. 89 00:06:43,334 --> 00:06:44,873 Oh, I got you. 90 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,130 I got a rag. Move your arm. You spilled beer all over your crotch. 91 00:06:48,218 --> 00:06:50,133 All right, he's pulling over. 92 00:06:50,815 --> 00:06:52,146 - Get up, Dale. - I can't. 93 00:06:52,192 --> 00:06:54,859 - Dale, he's coming. - No, it's stuck on my sleeve. 94 00:06:54,906 --> 00:06:56,237 - Get up. - My hand is stuck on... 95 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:58,868 Un-stuck it, then. He's out of his car. 96 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:00,704 He's out of his car? He's coming. 97 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:02,499 - Tucker! - Get it... 98 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:08,719 Yeah. 99 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:13,228 - Howdy, Officer. - Hey. 100 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:16,860 - It's a beautiful day, isn't it? - Yeah. 101 00:07:16,907 --> 00:07:17,945 License, please. 102 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:22,830 Uh, I lost my wallet a couple weeks back. New one is in the mail. 103 00:07:25,423 --> 00:07:26,962 Temporary. 104 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:28,633 Where you two headed? 105 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:31,932 We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. 106 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:35,980 I sank every penny I had into it. 107 00:07:36,027 --> 00:07:38,129 Me and Dale here, we're gonna go fix her up, 108 00:07:38,135 --> 00:07:39,560 maybe do a little fishin'. 109 00:07:39,575 --> 00:07:42,493 - Do a little fishin'. - He's been striking out with the ladies. 110 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:45,416 I figured a little man time might do him some good. 111 00:07:46,339 --> 00:07:48,845 There ain't nothing up there 112 00:07:48,851 --> 00:07:52,846 but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine. 113 00:07:56,734 --> 00:07:59,066 I pulled you over cos you got a broken turn signal. 114 00:07:59,114 --> 00:08:00,778 Oh, yes, sir. 115 00:08:01,994 --> 00:08:03,616 See that you, uh... 116 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,207 get that fixed. 117 00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:09,211 That was very helpful. 118 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,980 - Man, that was tense. - That dude's weird. 119 00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:20,274 There he goes. 120 00:08:21,156 --> 00:08:22,445 Bye. 121 00:08:23,452 --> 00:08:26,202 God, would you look at him? You know what his problem is? 122 00:08:26,248 --> 00:08:29,209 He was jealous because he can't afford a place of his own. 123 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:31,505 Ah. Well... 124 00:08:32,749 --> 00:08:35,011 Here's to the good life, huh? 125 00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:39,394 - Oh, yeah. - To the good life, man. 126 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:58,514 I mean, what's a parasite? Oh, look at this little truck right here! 127 00:08:58,562 --> 00:09:01,354 I know, I know. Is that ours? 128 00:09:01,401 --> 00:09:03,358 Wow. And another one right there. 129 00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:22,645 Oh, my God. 130 00:09:24,403 --> 00:09:25,859 It's perfect! 131 00:09:25,907 --> 00:09:28,740 - And what did they call this, a fixer-upper? - Yeah. 132 00:09:29,997 --> 00:09:32,623 - All right, let's go check it out inside. - Yeah. 133 00:09:32,669 --> 00:09:35,879 I can't believe this is ours! Oh, my God! 134 00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:47,150 - Well, it's just a little dusty is all. - It's a mansion! 135 00:09:58,177 --> 00:10:02,179 Whoever used to live here must have been an archaeologist or something. 136 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,976 Yeah, archae... Yeah. 137 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,191 Look at this. Must have been a real news junkie, too. 138 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:20,256 Chubby's Chili Dog Depot? Buy three, get two free. No expiration date. 139 00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:23,554 - All right. - Score! 140 00:10:23,601 --> 00:10:27,562 Tucker, look! They got my favourite board game here, too. 141 00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:31,320 You know what? I tell you something, Dale. 142 00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:34,910 I cannot believe that I am standing in my own vacation home right now. 143 00:10:34,956 --> 00:10:37,163 You know something? 144 00:10:38,128 --> 00:10:40,587 Dreams really do come true. 145 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:41,881 Look out! 146 00:10:43,389 --> 00:10:46,306 - Whoa! - Well, I guess we should fix that. 147 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:48,602 Yeah, that's a good idea. 148 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,151 You can get off me now. 149 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:55,741 If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick but never do it, are you gay? 150 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,327 - Yes. - Really? 151 00:10:57,374 --> 00:10:58,537 - Guys! - Are you serious? 152 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:01,044 - What? - You guys want to hear a scary story? 153 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:03,339 No! Chuck, no. 154 00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:05,218 - Absolutely not. - That's not funny. 155 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,307 - You're such a liar. - It happened to my cousins, I think. 156 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:12,524 Now, do you fuckers want to hear a real story? Huh? 157 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:20,914 This story happened right here, right in these very woods. 158 00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:25,382 It was 20 years ago today. 159 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,147 The Memorial Day Massacre. 160 00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:38,615 How a bunch of college kids... just like us... 161 00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:41,370 they came out here to have a good time... 162 00:11:42,419 --> 00:11:43,936 but little did they know... 163 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:48,937 that they weren't the only ones in these here woods. 164 00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:17,400 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, put that back on. 165 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,696 No, no. This is cool, I like this. 166 00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:02,987 Only one person lived to tell this story. 167 00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:06,535 The rest of them just disappeared... 168 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,752 and their bodies are buried beneath us. 169 00:13:13,304 --> 00:13:16,513 Hey! Hey! There's a lake back there. 170 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,642 Who wants to go skinny dipping? 171 00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:21,188 - I do. - Yeah. 172 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,570 - All right. - I'm not getting naked. 173 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:35,717 Uh... That's OK, Tuck. 174 00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,554 You take that. That's yours. 175 00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:41,227 That's why you're never gonna get ahead in life. 176 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,983 It's cos you don't stick up for yourself. 177 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,826 Do not even think about it. 178 00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:51,330 - But you just said... - Are you kidding me? 179 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,543 - OW! - Are you serious? 180 00:13:55,509 --> 00:13:56,549 What'd I just say? 181 00:13:56,596 --> 00:14:00,264 - You said I gotta stick up for myself. - I said, "Don't even think about it", though. 182 00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:01,934 That was the last thing I said. 183 00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:10,242 Hello? 184 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,749 Is someone there? 185 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,752 Guys? 186 00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:24,853 God, Chad! What the hell are you doing? 187 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,900 - You are such an asshole. - Come on, that was funny. 188 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,404 No, it wasn't. 189 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,951 You got nothing to worry about, Allie. It's just me. 190 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,913 You totally freaked me out. 191 00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:37,878 You know, you can drop the act now. 192 00:14:38,718 --> 00:14:41,928 - What act? - Like you're better than everyone else. 193 00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,309 - I don't think... - Yeah, you do. 194 00:14:45,356 --> 00:14:48,524 But that's OK, Allie, because I get it. 195 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,323 I mean, you are better than everyone else. 196 00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:55,621 You and I, Allie... 197 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:59,336 are cut from a different cloth. You know what I mean? 198 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:02,468 - I'm not... I... - All I'm saying is... 199 00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:08,312 I'm glad that we have this chance to get to know each other better. 200 00:15:11,406 --> 00:15:13,156 Chad, you're drunk. 201 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,620 That's a good thing. It lowers my inhibitions. 202 00:15:18,212 --> 00:15:19,709 OK, uh... 203 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:22,047 - Come on, stop. - Why? 204 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,799 Why? Why stop? 205 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,515 We're perfect for each other. 206 00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:32,275 Let's talk about this later. I'm gonna go catch up with everyone. 207 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,362 Come on, Allie. Come on... 208 00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:39,706 Oh, it's so cold! Here we go! 209 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,547 What's that all about? 210 00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:48,390 I don't know, but I think we should go check it out. 211 00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,602 No. No, Tuck, you know what? 212 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,524 My guess would be that they don't really want to see us right now. 213 00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:57,283 - Yeah, I kind of want to see them. - No, no. 214 00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,954 What the hell are you doing? 215 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:04,128 - Damn it, Dale! - What? 216 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:06,717 I'm not gonna go around one more time with you on this. 217 00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:08,596 - OK. - Hush. 218 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:13,104 I love camping! 219 00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:16,652 Look. 220 00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:28,592 - Tucker! - Shush! 221 00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:35,856 God damn it, Dale! What the hell is the matter with you? 222 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,526 Me? What did I do? 223 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:40,824 When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you half-naked, 224 00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:45,291 - you do not yell out my name. - Well, you were being a Peeping Tom. 225 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,004 You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless. 226 00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:52,097 She didn't come up yet. 227 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,687 - Tuck, paddle. - Oh, Jesus. 228 00:16:57,444 --> 00:17:00,862 Hey! Lady? 229 00:17:02,078 --> 00:17:03,703 Hey, lady! 230 00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:07,626 - Where'd she go, Tuck? - Whoa, whoa, Dale! 231 00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:14,390 Help me get her in the boat! Come on! 232 00:17:15,229 --> 00:17:16,685 Get her legs! 233 00:17:16,732 --> 00:17:19,274 Oh! No! 234 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,279 - Hey, we got your friend! - Oh, God! 235 00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,911 They got Allison! Come on! 236 00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:29,043 Hey! 237 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:30,928 We got your friend! 238 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,929 Why the hell are they running away? Hey! 239 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,208 Doesn't matter, Tucker, we gotta get her back to the cabin. 240 00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,209 Come on, let's row. 241 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,480 - Shit! - Oh, man. 242 00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:42,944 Shit. 243 00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:45,699 Chad! Chad! 244 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,913 The hillbillies... 245 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,167 - What hillbillies? - The hillbillies from the store! 246 00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:52,128 They captured Allison! 247 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,317 HEY! 248 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:38,969 Oh, God! No. 249 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:43,269 - No, please! No, please, don't... - Don't...don't cry. 250 00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:44,688 Please don't cut me open! 251 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:51,242 Oh! It's the pancakes! You hate pancakes! I'll go make you something else. I'll just... 252 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,331 Doesn't like pancakes. 253 00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,212 Should have asked her if she liked pancakes. 254 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,513 Big fat stupid idiot! 255 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,260 Pa... Pancakes? 256 00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:04,519 Allison! 257 00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,731 I don't understand. Where do you guys think they took her? 258 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:10,446 - Maybe they took her to the hospital. - You don't get it, do you? 259 00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:12,492 Chuck, tell him what you saw. 260 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:15,958 Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was... 261 00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:17,919 like...eating her face off. 262 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,967 That is so disgusting. 263 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:23,138 Not to sound too cliche, but shouldn't we go to the police? 264 00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:24,807 Yeah, and what, just leave Allison with them? 265 00:19:24,854 --> 00:19:26,812 If they already ate her, what difference does it make? 266 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:30,193 We don't need the police. We can handle this on our own. 267 00:19:30,282 --> 00:19:32,625 What if I go? I mean, it's my dad's truck. 268 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,346 He told me I was the only one allowed to drive it. 269 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,246 Fine. You wanna go, Chuck? Then just go. Go. 270 00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:39,210 OK, awesome. I'll be back in a jiffy, I swear. 271 00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:42,675 That's such bullshit. Why does he get to go? 272 00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:53,822 Hey, guys! You better come look at this. 273 00:19:57,751 --> 00:19:59,751 What is this place? 274 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:03,257 It's just a cabin. It doesn't mean they're psycho killers. 275 00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:06,387 Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go in there and talk to them? 276 00:20:06,434 --> 00:20:08,391 All right. Maybe I will. 277 00:20:12,062 --> 00:20:13,435 I said maybe. 278 00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:35,026 There you go. 279 00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:39,027 Please don't tell me that you hate eggs and bacon. 280 00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:44,003 Wha-What am I doing here? 281 00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:47,301 Oh, you don't remember? OK. Uh... 282 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,972 Well, me and Tucker... 283 00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:52,310 I mean, uh, I and Tuck... 284 00:20:53,065 --> 00:20:54,063 Well... 285 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:59,908 - Tucker and I brung you here last night. - Why? 286 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,830 Because you were about to go swimming with your friends, 287 00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:05,794 and then you climbed up on a bunch of rocks, and you slipped and fell and banged your head 288 00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:08,299 and then you fell into the water, and then... 289 00:21:08,346 --> 00:21:10,803 I dove in and rescued you. 290 00:21:11,977 --> 00:21:16,398 - Wait, you...you were spying on us? - No. No, what? No! 291 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:18,653 No, we weren't spying. No, I swear to God, no, no. 292 00:21:18,699 --> 00:21:21,407 We were out there fishin'. OK? I didn't... We didn't see... 293 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,372 I didn't see... Maybe Tucker might have seen a little... 294 00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:25,916 Where are my friends? 295 00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:30,050 - They ran off into the woods. - They just left me? 296 00:21:30,097 --> 00:21:32,387 Yeah, but don't be mad at them. 297 00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:35,601 Some people just aren't any good in a crisis, 298 00:21:35,648 --> 00:21:38,525 and that's why Tucker and I brung you here, 299 00:21:38,572 --> 00:21:41,363 hoping that they would come get you in the morning. 300 00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:46,372 I didn't have any girlie clothes, so... 301 00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:48,293 it's OK, I... 302 00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:50,756 I never really had much fashion sense, anyway. 303 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:53,177 - Me neither. - Yeah. 304 00:21:54,977 --> 00:21:57,072 That's Jangers. That's my dog, Jangers. 305 00:21:57,078 --> 00:21:59,858 He looks mean, but he's just a big old marshmallow. 306 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:02,028 You can just pet him round the nose. 307 00:22:02,784 --> 00:22:04,198 - He's drooling. - I know. 308 00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:09,249 Anyway, um...I'm sorry about all the mess around here. 309 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:12,381 You know, Tucker just bought this place, and, uh...you know... 310 00:22:13,555 --> 00:22:16,973 Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like much to a high-class girl like you, 311 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:21,691 but we've always just had sort of a dream to have our own vacation home. 312 00:22:22,657 --> 00:22:24,404 But, uh...anyway... 313 00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:28,329 you should relax and rest, OK? 314 00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:30,875 Hey, what's... what's your name? 315 00:22:30,922 --> 00:22:32,587 Uh... 316 00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:35,510 It's Tale. Ducker. My name... 317 00:22:36,432 --> 00:22:38,974 - My name is Dale. - I'm Allison. 318 00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:41,186 But my... my friends call me Allie. 319 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:45,237 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you, Allie...son. 320 00:22:45,284 --> 00:22:48,450 And if you need anything else, you just holler for me. 321 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,454 I'll be right in the little room here. 322 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,797 - Uh, Dale? - Yeah. 323 00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:58,011 Do you guys have anything to do around here? 324 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,639 Do you like board games? 325 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,688 What kind do you have? 326 00:23:04,903 --> 00:23:08,197 We got this one right here. It's my favourite. Trivi-Up. 327 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,081 - Yes! - Come on, four out of seven. 328 00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:14,918 No way, dude. You lost. 329 00:23:15,716 --> 00:23:18,760 Just shut up and walk, bitch. 330 00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:34,039 Goddamn Romeo. 331 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,129 Oh, well. 332 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,947 Oh, Jesus. 333 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,828 Run! Run for your lives! 334 00:25:14,529 --> 00:25:16,445 Here we go. Big roll. Five. 335 00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:19,075 One, two, three, four, five. 336 00:25:19,122 --> 00:25:20,829 OK, shoot. 337 00:25:22,295 --> 00:25:24,627 Who was the fifth President of the United States? 338 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:26,505 Oh, that's too easy. That's James Monroe. 339 00:25:27,889 --> 00:25:31,182 God, you are right again. You are killing me. 340 00:25:31,228 --> 00:25:33,636 I know. I'm sorry about that. I just... 341 00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:36,642 I got this weird brain where I'm dumb as a stump, 342 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:40,358 - but I remember everything I ever heard. - That sounds pretty smart to me. 343 00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:44,783 No, trust me, I'm stupid. I barely even made it past the third grade. 344 00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:46,911 Oh, that doesn't mean anything. 345 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,712 There's a difference between education and intellect. 346 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,096 Yeah? 347 00:25:57,020 --> 00:26:01,858 So, um, what is it that you study in college? 348 00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:04,112 I'm getting my Bachelor's degree in psychology. 349 00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:06,533 Oh, a Bach... Oh. 350 00:26:07,623 --> 00:26:11,125 So, what kind of work would you do with that? 351 00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:13,212 Oh, I don't know. I, um... 352 00:26:14,679 --> 00:26:16,635 I-I have these stupid dreams. 353 00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,264 Dreams are not stupid. 354 00:26:20,022 --> 00:26:25,945 Well, um...I just think that so many of the major problems and conflicts in the world 355 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:28,283 are caused by a lack of communication, you know? 356 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,410 - Yeah. - And I just... 357 00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:32,833 I just always thought that I'd make a really good therapist. 358 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,379 No, don't! Don't! 359 00:26:34,425 --> 00:26:38,470 Yeah, my parents say the same thing. I should probably just give up. 360 00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:42,811 No. I think you could do whatever you want. It's just, that beam is a little bit rickety. 361 00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:45,693 Yeah, you could have just pushed that thing right over. 362 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,237 Hey, hey. 363 00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:49,866 Oh, my God, Tucker, what happened to your face? 364 00:26:49,913 --> 00:26:52,204 I sawed into a bees' nest. 365 00:26:53,192 --> 00:26:54,383 Why? 366 00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:57,140 Well, I didn't do it on purpose, you idiot. 367 00:26:57,150 --> 00:27:00,387 And I might have avoided it if you were out there helping me! 368 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,603 Yeah. 369 00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:08,319 We came out here to work... 370 00:27:08,366 --> 00:27:10,582 not sit around playing stupid board games! 371 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:13,586 It was my fault, I... I suckered him into playing. 372 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:16,334 No, that's not true. It was my fault. 373 00:27:16,381 --> 00:27:20,051 How about I come over there and pull those stingers out of your face? 374 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,970 Then I'll help you with whatever you want? 375 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:25,013 - All right, I'd like that. Thank you. - OK. 376 00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:28,274 Let me help. Wow, they really did a number on you. 377 00:27:28,321 --> 00:27:31,197 - Be careful. Be careful. - They really got you. 378 00:27:31,243 --> 00:27:32,407 Hi. 379 00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:34,161 I saw your friend out there. 380 00:27:36,504 --> 00:27:41,132 He must be allergic to bees or something, because he was runnin' like a bat outta hell. 381 00:27:41,221 --> 00:27:45,015 - I should go out there and find them... - No, no! That's... No! 382 00:27:45,062 --> 00:27:48,730 No, you need to rest, so we'll go find your friends. 383 00:27:48,777 --> 00:27:52,029 - But I can just... - No. No buts, OK? 384 00:27:52,076 --> 00:27:53,951 We'll go find your friends. You should relax. 385 00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:55,482 Tucker and Dale are on the case. 386 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:56,996 Ain't that right, Tucker? 387 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,210 - Yeah. - Yeah. 388 00:28:00,258 --> 00:28:03,142 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Good man. OK. 389 00:28:04,191 --> 00:28:07,684 Dale, just... just be careful, OK? 390 00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:09,980 My friends can be kind of judgmental. 391 00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:12,484 I'm gonna let Tucker do most of the talking, anyway. 392 00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:14,527 He can win over just about anybody, can't you, Tucker? 393 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:16,016 Real people person. 394 00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,369 OK, here we go. You just relax, OK? 395 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:21,570 Get some rest. 396 00:28:29,063 --> 00:28:30,807 They fucking killed him, man. 397 00:28:30,813 --> 00:28:32,808 They left his body here as a message. 398 00:28:32,814 --> 00:28:35,967 Yeah, "Stay the fuck out of our woods." 399 00:28:36,143 --> 00:28:37,568 I can't believe this is happening. 400 00:28:37,914 --> 00:28:42,292 Would you fucking quit it with this thing? It doesn't work out here! 401 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,965 We gotta get to the road and try to catch a ride out of here. 402 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:49,681 We don't need a ride out of here. Don't you get it? 403 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,063 This is what it's all about. It's us against them. 404 00:28:53,109 --> 00:28:56,026 Survival of the fittest! 405 00:28:58,494 --> 00:29:00,327 What are you doing, man? 406 00:29:00,415 --> 00:29:01,504 That's my whole face. 407 00:29:01,513 --> 00:29:04,167 You have serious issues, you know that? 408 00:29:04,214 --> 00:29:07,966 - Quick. Somebody's coming. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit... 409 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,599 And the answer was, "isosceles triangle". You know what that is? 410 00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:13,644 Is it a triangle? Yeah. 411 00:29:13,691 --> 00:29:15,815 I'm telling you though, Tucker, you would have been proud of me. 412 00:29:15,862 --> 00:29:19,364 A smart little college girl like that, and I was beating the crap out of her. 413 00:29:19,911 --> 00:29:21,118 - Dale. - Yeah? 414 00:29:21,165 --> 00:29:23,956 You beat the crap outta everybody. There's something wrong with your brain. 415 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:25,625 I know. You keep telling me that. 416 00:29:25,672 --> 00:29:26,667 I tell you what, 417 00:29:26,673 --> 00:29:28,758 when we get back I'll finish her off real quick 418 00:29:28,764 --> 00:29:30,159 and then we'll get back to work, OK? 419 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:32,264 They're gonna kill her! 420 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:37,523 - Somebody was just here. - Oh, yeah. It's a hatchet. 421 00:29:39,449 --> 00:29:40,446 College kids! 422 00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:46,416 - College kids! - Say it again. Louder. 423 00:29:46,463 --> 00:29:50,006 - College kids! - Hey, college kids! 424 00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:53,305 College kids! 425 00:29:53,352 --> 00:29:54,891 I don't see 'em. 426 00:29:56,065 --> 00:29:57,854 They must have run off. 427 00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:00,376 Well, hmm... 428 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:03,177 Maybe we could leave them a note in case they come back. 429 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,660 All right. With what? 430 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:08,751 - Well, this'll work. - All right. Please, hurry up. 431 00:30:08,798 --> 00:30:13,426 - My face is as hot as a haemorrhoid. - Yeah, you don't look so good. OK. 432 00:30:13,473 --> 00:30:15,597 - Careful. - I'm gonna have to etch it in. 433 00:30:39,481 --> 00:30:42,566 Uh-huh, I got my cootie shot. 434 00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:44,662 You think that girl is hot... 435 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,284 - Dale? - Yeah? Huh... 436 00:30:48,249 --> 00:30:51,542 - Did you guys find my friends? - Uh, whoa. 437 00:30:51,589 --> 00:30:53,295 Whoa. 438 00:30:53,342 --> 00:30:55,716 - What? - Huh? What? 439 00:30:55,804 --> 00:30:58,388 Your friends? No, no. Uh, we left them a note. 440 00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:00,473 They should be by here any minute. 441 00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:06,612 - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm digging a shitter hole. 442 00:31:06,659 --> 00:31:08,783 I'm digging a crap... crapper hole. It's a... 443 00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:11,538 It's a hole. It's for the shithouse. Craphouse... 444 00:31:11,585 --> 00:31:14,252 - Outhouse hole. - An outhouse hole. 445 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:17,634 - You mind if I help? - What? No! 446 00:31:17,681 --> 00:31:21,267 No, no, it's not work for a pretty... for a girl like you. That's... 447 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,019 Oh. 448 00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:26,192 I grew up on a farm. It was either help out or get out. 449 00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:27,611 That's a good rule. 450 00:31:27,658 --> 00:31:30,199 Yeah. So I've done this before, believe it or not. 451 00:31:30,246 --> 00:31:31,286 Yeah. 452 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:40,159 So are you gonna help, or just gonna stand there staring at me? 453 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:43,350 - Uh... No, I'm gonna help. I'll just... - I can't dig this on my own. 454 00:31:43,439 --> 00:31:44,894 Yeah, yeah. 455 00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:48,694 - Yeah, you're doing a good job. - Thank you. 456 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:01,761 That sick fuck. He's making her dig her own grave. 457 00:32:01,807 --> 00:32:03,472 We don't have much time. 458 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,863 - Does everybody have their weapons? - All set, man. 459 00:32:06,909 --> 00:32:09,611 All right, you guys go around, get the guy at the wood chipper. 460 00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:11,012 You take the big guy. 461 00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:17,091 I'm gonna just chill right here. 462 00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:23,186 OK, one more load and then we're done. 463 00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:25,512 Hey, come on, get out. 464 00:32:26,618 --> 00:32:27,613 Here. 465 00:32:30,321 --> 00:32:31,819 Now! 466 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,031 Huh? 467 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,997 Oh, good, look, your friends are here. Hey! 468 00:32:39,013 --> 00:32:40,585 Dale! 469 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:49,353 Oh, God! 470 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:28,629 Are you OK? 471 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,441 Allison, say something! 472 00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:39,825 Tucker! Tucker! Holy mother of God! 473 00:33:39,913 --> 00:33:42,037 You'll never beli... What happened to you? 474 00:33:43,337 --> 00:33:45,545 - Are you OK? - What happened to me? 475 00:33:46,552 --> 00:33:51,097 Some kid, he just hucked himself right into the wood chipper! 476 00:33:51,144 --> 00:33:53,601 - What? - Headfirst right into the wood chipper! 477 00:33:53,649 --> 00:33:55,444 From his shoes and his pants, 478 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,745 it looked like it might have been one of the college kids. 479 00:33:57,756 --> 00:33:58,862 What the hell happened to her? 480 00:33:58,908 --> 00:34:01,993 She got knocked out and fell into the shitter hole right next to me. 481 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,871 - Is that your blood? - What? No. 482 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,753 No, it's college kid blood. 483 00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:07,394 One of them suckers came running out of nowhere, 484 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,874 and speared himself through the gut and died right on top of me! 485 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,636 - Holy crap. - I know! 486 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:12,930 Calm down. Don't cry. 487 00:34:12,977 --> 00:34:14,016 - Calm down! - OK. 488 00:34:14,062 --> 00:34:16,058 Get a hold of yourself! 489 00:34:18,822 --> 00:34:22,240 All right... I know what this is. 490 00:34:22,287 --> 00:34:25,287 - What? - This is a suicide pact. 491 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,375 - It's a what? - These kids are coming out here, 492 00:34:27,422 --> 00:34:31,257 - and killing themselves all over the woods. - My God, that makes so much sense. 493 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:33,930 Holy shit. We have got to hide all of the sharp objects! 494 00:34:33,976 --> 00:34:35,476 You know what else, Tucker? 495 00:34:35,482 --> 00:34:37,017 I think they're trying to kill her, too. 496 00:34:37,023 --> 00:34:38,981 Yeah. Think about it. 497 00:34:39,028 --> 00:34:42,947 That's why they acted so funny after we saved her, because they want her dead. 498 00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:47,580 - Why? - I don't know. I don't know. 499 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,422 It's good that you don't know, it's good that I don't know, 500 00:34:49,428 --> 00:34:51,323 because if we knew they'd want to kill us, too. 501 00:34:51,329 --> 00:34:52,841 Yeah, that's a good point. 502 00:34:52,888 --> 00:34:55,429 OK, so what... what do we... 503 00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:57,851 We go to the police? 504 00:34:57,939 --> 00:34:59,646 - Call the police? - Yeah. 505 00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:03,486 - And tell 'em what? - Uh...we'll tell 'em what happened. 506 00:35:03,533 --> 00:35:05,782 That's a good idea, Dale. 507 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:10,082 "Oh, hidey-ho, Officer. We've had a doozy of a day. 508 00:35:10,129 --> 00:35:13,464 "There we were, minding our own business, just doing some chores around the house, 509 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,844 "when kids started killing themselves all over my property." 510 00:35:15,891 --> 00:35:17,638 Well, that's what happened, Tucker! 511 00:35:17,685 --> 00:35:20,853 You would have to be a moron to believe that, Dale. 512 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,712 It doesn't matter what happened. 513 00:35:22,718 --> 00:35:25,013 What matters is what looks like what happened. 514 00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:29,286 And what looks like what happened... is pretty nasty. 515 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:31,123 So what the hell do we do, then? 516 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,421 We gotta clean this mess up. 517 00:35:35,261 --> 00:35:37,719 - Right now. - OK. 518 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,731 You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe. 519 00:35:43,819 --> 00:35:44,816 It's not good for you. 520 00:35:44,905 --> 00:35:46,862 Fucking dying isn't good for you, either, 521 00:35:46,909 --> 00:35:49,784 but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody! 522 00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:51,457 We just gotta get out of here. 523 00:35:51,463 --> 00:35:53,458 I mean, what the hell are we still doing here? 524 00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:55,295 How are we gonna get outta here? 525 00:35:55,342 --> 00:35:57,800 Dickwad over here sent Chuck off with the truck! 526 00:35:57,846 --> 00:35:59,302 Well, then let's walk. 527 00:35:59,349 --> 00:36:00,857 40 miles? 528 00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:02,797 Maybe you should have thought of that before you wore your stripper shoes. 529 00:36:02,803 --> 00:36:04,479 Will y'all just shut up? 530 00:36:04,526 --> 00:36:06,459 Listen, we gotta work together, OK? 531 00:36:06,506 --> 00:36:08,001 We never should've come out here. 532 00:36:08,007 --> 00:36:09,602 I mean, whose stupid idea was this? 533 00:36:09,703 --> 00:36:10,741 Chad! 534 00:36:14,378 --> 00:36:17,797 You guys are all a bunch of fucking pussies, you know that? 535 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:21,762 I mean, a few little tiny murders... 536 00:36:21,851 --> 00:36:24,017 and everyone just freaks out. 537 00:36:25,232 --> 00:36:27,482 But do you know how lucky you all are, huh? 538 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,531 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 539 00:36:31,579 --> 00:36:35,581 How many people do you think get a chance for something like this? 540 00:36:36,546 --> 00:36:39,924 - The chance to die? - The chance to live. 541 00:36:39,970 --> 00:36:44,473 To be free from people always telling you what you can and can't do. 542 00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:48,021 There's no rules out here. It's us against them. 543 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:52,405 And if you don't think you can handle that, well... 544 00:36:54,206 --> 00:36:55,662 maybe you deserve to die. 545 00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:00,797 That's fucked up. 546 00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:05,681 Shh. Y'all hear that? 547 00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:08,436 Chuck got the police! Come on, you guys, let's go! 548 00:37:08,483 --> 00:37:11,066 No, you don't need the fucking cops! 549 00:37:11,113 --> 00:37:13,363 The cops aren't gonna help us, man. 550 00:37:15,789 --> 00:37:18,414 Don't you fucking idiots know anything? 551 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,543 Fuck. 552 00:37:25,349 --> 00:37:29,143 Now, don't you worry. Your friends are probably fine. 553 00:37:29,189 --> 00:37:31,689 Probably just a little misunderstanding, that's all. 554 00:37:31,736 --> 00:37:33,444 Oh, God! Look out! 555 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:35,697 - Help us! Help us! - Chloe? 556 00:37:35,744 --> 00:37:36,992 They're dead! 557 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:38,453 They died! 558 00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:40,289 Slow down, now. 559 00:37:40,377 --> 00:37:42,585 - They killed them! - OK. 560 00:37:42,632 --> 00:37:43,733 Stay calm. 561 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:47,034 Well, why don't you kids climb in the back seat, 562 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,635 and we'll go have a look? 563 00:37:52,025 --> 00:37:54,316 Those stupid fucks. 564 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,751 I don't think I have the stomach for this, Tuck. 565 00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:07,050 I know. He's jammed in there pretty good. 566 00:38:09,101 --> 00:38:12,059 - The store better not charge me for this! - Yup. 567 00:38:12,106 --> 00:38:13,001 All right, look, 568 00:38:13,007 --> 00:38:15,902 I'm gonna wedge it from that side, and you pull him out on three. 569 00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:16,514 OK. 570 00:38:16,474 --> 00:38:17,669 - All right? - Yeah. 571 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:21,202 One. Two. Three! 572 00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:25,705 Oh, Tuck! Oh, take it off! Take it off me! 573 00:38:25,711 --> 00:38:26,706 OK, help me get it off. 574 00:38:26,717 --> 00:38:29,885 Get it off me. Not on the face! 575 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:32,765 Oh! I'm gonna barf. 576 00:38:34,065 --> 00:38:36,022 You're OK, you're OK. 577 00:38:36,068 --> 00:38:38,861 - Here, grab a leg. Grab a leg. - OK. 578 00:38:38,907 --> 00:38:40,114 Get him over to the truck. 579 00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:44,873 Oh, God. Oh, God. 580 00:38:44,919 --> 00:38:47,127 - He's heavy for half a guy. - Oh, God. 581 00:38:53,686 --> 00:38:55,602 Oh, shit. 582 00:39:00,783 --> 00:39:02,741 - Let me do the talking. - That's a good idea. 583 00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,498 You kids stay put. 584 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,505 I'll handle this. 585 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:14,472 - Hey. - Hello, Officer. 586 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,517 - Good to see you again. - Yeah. 587 00:39:18,943 --> 00:39:22,236 - We have had a doozy of a day. - A real doozy. 588 00:39:22,282 --> 00:39:25,785 - Uh, there we were... - Yup. 589 00:39:25,832 --> 00:39:28,081 - minding our own business... - Yup. 590 00:39:28,128 --> 00:39:31,129 - making improvements to my new house... - The new house. 591 00:39:31,175 --> 00:39:33,382 ..when, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, 592 00:39:33,429 --> 00:39:38,226 these kids started killing themselves all over my property. 593 00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:41,773 This one right here, he dove headfirst right into the wood chipper, 594 00:39:41,863 --> 00:39:43,110 the woody right back there. 595 00:39:43,157 --> 00:39:48,245 There's another one up over there who shoved a spear through his gullet. 596 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,497 Straight through. 597 00:39:49,544 --> 00:39:52,419 I don't know how much experience you've had with this, 598 00:39:52,466 --> 00:39:55,925 - but we were scared shitless. - Scared shitless. 599 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:07,166 You must think that I'm some kind of moron 600 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,947 to believe a story like that. 601 00:40:08,956 --> 00:40:10,580 - No... - Oh, no. 602 00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:13,961 - No, sir. - Not a moron, just...open-minded. 603 00:40:14,008 --> 00:40:18,386 Let me get this straight, cos I'm having trouble understanding something. 604 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,812 - What? - You say you were just working, 605 00:40:22,858 --> 00:40:24,531 when this...kid... 606 00:40:24,537 --> 00:40:29,072 ran up and stuffed his head into that wood chipper? 607 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,120 - That's a fact. - That is a fact. 608 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:37,005 And I think maybe they might be trying to kill the girl that we have inside. 609 00:40:37,052 --> 00:40:38,508 - What girl? - You know what? 610 00:40:38,555 --> 00:40:41,974 She can maybe explain the whole thing if, uh... 611 00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:44,938 if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel. 612 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:47,442 - That's... - On accident. 613 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:48,570 On accident. 614 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:52,911 You've got another one inside, and you say she's unconscious? 615 00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:56,042 - Yeah, she's in my bedroom. - That's... 616 00:41:00,472 --> 00:41:02,180 You better show me what you done with her. 617 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:05,394 - Right this way. Let's show him. - OK, I'm gonna put this leg down. 618 00:41:05,441 --> 00:41:08,024 Great idea. Why don't you go and show him? 619 00:41:09,114 --> 00:41:10,570 Wait, where is he going? 620 00:41:11,619 --> 00:41:14,328 - No, don't go in there. - Right this way, Sheriff. 621 00:41:18,758 --> 00:41:20,464 What's he doing? 622 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:23,053 Why doesn't he fucking arrest them? 623 00:41:30,364 --> 00:41:33,239 Her eyes are equal, reactive to light. 624 00:41:35,582 --> 00:41:38,082 - At least she's not braindead. - Oh, thank God. 625 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:40,123 I told you boys to stay away from this place, 626 00:41:40,129 --> 00:41:42,724 but you just didn't listen, did you? 627 00:41:42,754 --> 00:41:45,930 Now, you're looking at least two counts of involuntary manslaughter, 628 00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:48,060 but you'd be lucky to get that. 629 00:41:48,148 --> 00:41:52,317 Officer, do we look like a couple of psycho killers to you? 630 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:57,370 Well, it's... it's hard to say. 631 00:41:58,126 --> 00:42:00,125 Looks can be deceiving. 632 00:42:00,171 --> 00:42:01,544 Oh, don't! 633 00:42:04,805 --> 00:42:07,138 Sheriff! You OK? 634 00:42:09,732 --> 00:42:11,187 Oh, shit! 635 00:42:11,234 --> 00:42:13,901 Come on! What is going on? 636 00:42:13,947 --> 00:42:17,240 - How's he even walking, Tuck? - He looks like he's gonna walk it off. 637 00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:18,827 He's gonna be fine. 638 00:42:24,802 --> 00:42:26,508 Don't worry, I got it. 639 00:42:28,976 --> 00:42:31,060 It's Sher... Sher... 640 00:42:32,734 --> 00:42:34,775 Oh, my God! They fucking killed him! 641 00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:36,779 Unlock the door! 642 00:42:37,794 --> 00:42:41,705 God damn it, Tucker! I told you we should have fixed that beam! 643 00:42:41,752 --> 00:42:44,287 You are not putting this on me! Do you understand me? 644 00:42:44,293 --> 00:42:45,618 This is your fault. 645 00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:49,135 In there playing board games with that little girl when I'm out working! 646 00:42:56,864 --> 00:42:58,821 Unlock the fucking door! 647 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,703 If you hadn't been playing board games with that little girl inside, 648 00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:05,710 we would have had a little more time to fix the beam! 649 00:43:05,798 --> 00:43:06,878 Heads up. 650 00:43:06,967 --> 00:43:09,091 - Fuck you, you motherfuckers! - No, no, no! 651 00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:13,683 Oh, you got to take the safety off on the side there. 652 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,524 Don't do... 653 00:43:17,571 --> 00:43:20,029 Jesus! Oh, God! 654 00:43:21,578 --> 00:43:24,119 You've got to start being more careful! 655 00:43:30,471 --> 00:43:32,845 I don't think he understands! 656 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,438 "You gotta take the safety off"? 657 00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:39,331 You're something, Dale. 658 00:43:39,337 --> 00:43:42,232 None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! 659 00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:44,493 - What? - That's right! 660 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:47,958 For being such a goddamn Good Samaritan! "My God, she's drowning, Tucker." 661 00:43:48,047 --> 00:43:52,717 - "Oh, let's save her." Hell! - Well, at least she's still alive. 662 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:55,847 - Oh, halle-fuckin'-lujah! - Don't you dare blame this on her! 663 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:59,230 I'm not blaming this whole thing on her, I'm blaming this whole thing on you! 664 00:43:59,276 --> 00:44:00,816 Well, you know what, Tucker? 665 00:44:00,862 --> 00:44:04,907 None of this would have happened if we hadn't have gone fishin'! 666 00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:07,704 - That isn't even an option. - I don't even like fishin'! 667 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,249 You don't like... 668 00:44:11,466 --> 00:44:14,926 - What do you mean, you don't like fishin'? - I-I mean... 669 00:44:14,973 --> 00:44:17,139 I like... I like it OK. 670 00:44:17,185 --> 00:44:19,476 You know... I'm sorry. 671 00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:21,659 I'm sorry, Tucker. Did I hurt your feelings? 672 00:44:22,265 --> 00:44:23,660 I'm sorry. 673 00:44:24,993 --> 00:44:27,116 Yeah, you kinda did. 674 00:44:28,206 --> 00:44:29,580 Cut it out! 675 00:44:33,091 --> 00:44:34,381 Tucker... 676 00:44:35,597 --> 00:44:37,094 where's Jangers? 677 00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:42,104 - Shit. - Stay here. 678 00:44:43,153 --> 00:44:44,275 Aah! Damn. 679 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,238 Nuts... 680 00:44:48,872 --> 00:44:51,455 Hey, hillbilly! Your move. 681 00:44:51,502 --> 00:44:53,125 Oh, son of a bitch! 682 00:44:53,172 --> 00:44:55,630 - They got my dog. - Shit! 683 00:44:56,576 --> 00:44:57,884 We gotta do something. 684 00:44:57,931 --> 00:45:01,516 - Did you bring that nail gun in here? - Yeah. Why? 685 00:45:03,066 --> 00:45:05,274 - Stay low. Stay low to the ground. - Keep your hat! 686 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,168 All right. 687 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:18,341 - Cover me. - Uh... 688 00:45:18,388 --> 00:45:20,511 I ain't never shot at nobody before. 689 00:45:21,476 --> 00:45:25,479 If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours. 690 00:45:25,526 --> 00:45:27,233 Whoa! 691 00:45:28,282 --> 00:45:31,533 - Whoa! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 692 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,661 Now, you create a distraction. 693 00:45:35,044 --> 00:45:37,043 I'm gonna go out the back door. 694 00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:39,423 - And, Dale... - Yeah. 695 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,633 Try not to shoot me. 696 00:45:42,016 --> 00:45:43,639 - OK, I'll try. - All right. 697 00:45:43,686 --> 00:45:47,480 - What the fuck is taking so long? - I don't know. 698 00:45:50,073 --> 00:45:52,615 Hey, college kids! You want some of this? 699 00:46:14,078 --> 00:46:17,454 You like that, college kids? How's that taste? 700 00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:21,254 I got plenty more where that came from! Bunch of freaks! 701 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:27,391 Shit! 702 00:46:35,787 --> 00:46:39,330 Jesus, Dale. Take it easy. 703 00:46:39,377 --> 00:46:40,458 Hey, hillbilly! 704 00:46:41,631 --> 00:46:45,217 You shoot at us again, and your dog's dead! 705 00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:50,018 If you kill my dog, I swear to God, I'll get really mad! 706 00:46:50,064 --> 00:46:51,353 Then bring out the girl! 707 00:46:55,617 --> 00:46:58,284 I'm gonna shoot your dog! 708 00:46:58,331 --> 00:46:59,870 I'm gonna get really mad! 709 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,456 I'll get really really mad! 710 00:47:02,630 --> 00:47:04,075 Go home. Go! 711 00:47:04,081 --> 00:47:06,476 No, you're going the wrong way, shithead! 712 00:47:13,317 --> 00:47:15,651 It is a beautiful day for a run, isn't it? 713 00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:19,232 Oh, God. Please, no. 714 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,209 Are we done yet? 715 00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:32,675 I don't know, Naomi, is it covered? We may only get one chance at this. 716 00:48:32,763 --> 00:48:35,263 All right...trap's set. 717 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,813 Hey...he's awake. 718 00:48:43,492 --> 00:48:45,825 What the hell is wrong with you kids? 719 00:48:45,871 --> 00:48:48,454 What is the matter with us? 720 00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:49,665 - Hold him steady. - Yeah. 721 00:48:49,712 --> 00:48:51,711 Wait. Stop... 722 00:48:54,973 --> 00:48:57,306 I've never stood so close to pure evil before. 723 00:49:02,903 --> 00:49:07,199 - It kind of stinks. - It was supposed to be 24-hour protection... 724 00:49:07,288 --> 00:49:08,827 OK! Don't... 725 00:49:08,915 --> 00:49:13,628 No, look, I know you kids are having fun, but I am not a thrill-seeker! 726 00:49:13,716 --> 00:49:16,468 It's payback time, hillbilly. 727 00:49:17,265 --> 00:49:21,977 Payback... All right, look. Just let me go... Just let me go. 728 00:49:22,024 --> 00:49:23,898 I can get my cooler. 729 00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:27,530 Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers in there. 730 00:49:27,577 --> 00:49:31,204 They're yours. They're on ice right now, man! 731 00:49:32,252 --> 00:49:34,460 - This is for Mike! - No! 732 00:49:38,138 --> 00:49:41,014 OW! You prick. 733 00:49:48,242 --> 00:49:49,699 - Dale? - Allison. 734 00:49:50,496 --> 00:49:52,370 How are you feelin'? 735 00:49:54,212 --> 00:49:56,795 - A little fuzzy. - Yeah. 736 00:49:58,803 --> 00:50:00,009 Wha... 737 00:50:01,183 --> 00:50:02,515 What happ... 738 00:50:02,562 --> 00:50:04,351 - What happened? - Oh... 739 00:50:06,277 --> 00:50:07,441 Well, uh... 740 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:11,156 I can't... I can't really say. 741 00:50:11,202 --> 00:50:12,284 Um... 742 00:50:14,501 --> 00:50:15,957 It was so awful. 743 00:50:17,966 --> 00:50:20,424 Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. 744 00:50:20,471 --> 00:50:23,221 - I can't cry in front of a girl, God damn it. - That's OK. 745 00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:25,559 It's good to cry sometimes. 746 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,646 It's OK, just... 747 00:50:27,693 --> 00:50:29,399 Just let it out. It's OK, all right? 748 00:50:32,702 --> 00:50:35,370 There you go. It'll feel better. 749 00:50:39,424 --> 00:50:40,838 Come on, just take a deep breath. 750 00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:47,936 There we go. Now... 751 00:50:49,276 --> 00:50:50,732 Now tell me what happened. 752 00:50:52,365 --> 00:50:55,409 Well...it's hard to say. 753 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:56,661 Um... 754 00:50:58,712 --> 00:50:59,959 Your friends... 755 00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:03,799 Do some of your friends take medication? 756 00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:07,390 - Why? - Because I think they forgot to take it. 757 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:12,315 What are you talking about? What... Where are they? 758 00:51:12,404 --> 00:51:16,365 They're out there somewhere right now tryin' to kill my best friend...and my dog. 759 00:51:16,412 --> 00:51:18,954 - I don't understand what you're talking... - I know. 760 00:51:19,001 --> 00:51:21,542 It doesn't make any sense. That's what the truth is. 761 00:51:21,589 --> 00:51:24,840 It's like all your friends just decided to go nuts all at the same time. 762 00:51:24,887 --> 00:51:29,223 The last thing I remember, I saw... I saw Chad and... 763 00:51:29,270 --> 00:51:33,857 and then Todd was running at us, and... 764 00:51:35,699 --> 00:51:37,948 - Oh, my God. - I know. 765 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:40,287 At first I thought they were trying to kill you, 766 00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:45,546 and then they started killing themselves and then they tried to kill us, 767 00:51:45,593 --> 00:51:47,801 and now they're going after my dog... 768 00:51:47,889 --> 00:51:49,345 ..Jangers. 769 00:51:49,433 --> 00:51:51,558 I guess they just like killing. 770 00:51:51,605 --> 00:51:55,023 No, there must be some kind of mistake. My friends would never hurt anyone. 771 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,819 Jesus, they're here! 772 00:51:56,865 --> 00:52:00,074 They're not gonna stop till they kill all of us, I'm telling you. Hide! 773 00:52:00,121 --> 00:52:02,705 Dale, it's OK. Nobody wants to hurt you. 774 00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:05,252 - Die, hillbilly! - It sure sounds like someone does. 775 00:52:05,298 --> 00:52:07,714 I'm gonna go talk to them, OK? Just stay there. 776 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:10,886 - What? No, no. - It's all just a big misunderstanding. 777 00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:12,850 We'll clear it right up, OK? 778 00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:16,439 Allison, don't go out there! You don't know what it's like out there. 779 00:52:20,494 --> 00:52:21,532 Oh, my God. 780 00:52:28,509 --> 00:52:30,300 - Ugh! - Allison! 781 00:52:50,844 --> 00:52:52,676 Did you see them? 782 00:52:54,768 --> 00:52:57,101 - No. - No? 783 00:53:01,031 --> 00:53:03,071 That's from Tucker's shirt. 784 00:53:05,205 --> 00:53:07,247 What is that? 785 00:53:07,293 --> 00:53:08,707 Oh, my God! 786 00:53:08,754 --> 00:53:11,504 Oh, my God! They cut off his bowlin' fingers! 787 00:53:13,931 --> 00:53:15,595 There's a note right there. 788 00:53:27,707 --> 00:53:31,668 "Now we got your friend. Try and get him!" 789 00:53:33,635 --> 00:53:36,845 Dale, how... how long was I out for? 790 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:38,974 A few hours. 791 00:53:39,021 --> 00:53:40,728 I don't understand what... 792 00:53:40,774 --> 00:53:42,272 I gotta go help Tucker. 793 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,734 God damn it. 794 00:53:45,116 --> 00:53:47,407 My best friend needs me. I'm gonna get these kids. 795 00:53:47,495 --> 00:53:51,624 - Wait. We don't want to escalate things. - We don't want to escalate things? 796 00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:54,337 No. They must have thought that you were trying to harm me. 797 00:53:54,384 --> 00:53:56,382 Oh, and why would they think that? 798 00:53:58,683 --> 00:54:00,766 I... I don't know. 799 00:54:01,564 --> 00:54:02,938 I think you do know. 800 00:54:02,984 --> 00:54:07,529 Well, when we first saw you guys back at that store... 801 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,079 we just thought that you looked... 802 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,042 a little creepy. 803 00:54:14,089 --> 00:54:17,257 I was nervous. I don't know how to talk to girls, and I... 804 00:54:17,303 --> 00:54:19,260 Dale, I know that now, but we didn't then. 805 00:54:19,306 --> 00:54:21,514 You thought that I looked like some kind of freak. 806 00:54:22,354 --> 00:54:24,354 We misjudged you, Dale. I... 807 00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:27,986 I'm really sorry. 808 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,822 Don't be sorry. It's my fault. 809 00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:34,706 I should have known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, 810 00:54:34,795 --> 00:54:36,377 somebody'd end up dead. 811 00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:39,675 Dale, it's... Dale, it's not like that. 812 00:54:39,722 --> 00:54:42,221 If you do see your friends... 813 00:54:42,268 --> 00:54:45,101 tell 'em that I never wanted to hurt anybody. 814 00:54:46,276 --> 00:54:48,817 Dale, Dale, stop. Wait. No... 815 00:54:48,864 --> 00:54:50,069 Don't go there. 816 00:54:53,706 --> 00:54:55,622 Oh, shit. 817 00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:57,083 Tucker! 818 00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:01,800 Tucker, you out there? 819 00:55:09,153 --> 00:55:10,150 Tuck! 820 00:55:31,363 --> 00:55:33,529 Oh, goddamn stupid college kids. 821 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:39,623 Tucker! 822 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,296 - Dale! - I'm comin' for you, buddy! 823 00:55:43,762 --> 00:55:45,176 Tucker?! 824 00:55:45,223 --> 00:55:47,179 Yeah. 825 00:55:47,226 --> 00:55:48,850 Tuck! Tucker! 826 00:55:50,399 --> 00:55:52,190 - Dale... - Hey! 827 00:55:53,196 --> 00:55:54,653 - Tucker. - Dale, it's a trap. 828 00:55:55,367 --> 00:55:57,241 - It's a what? - It's a trap. 829 00:55:57,330 --> 00:55:58,660 What? 830 00:55:59,709 --> 00:56:01,123 Oh, no. Oh, no! Tuck, no! 831 00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:02,625 I don't wanna die! Please! 832 00:56:03,508 --> 00:56:06,551 Oh, God! Tucker! 833 00:56:06,598 --> 00:56:08,012 Dale... 834 00:56:11,607 --> 00:56:14,024 Oh. Oh... Oh... 835 00:56:14,906 --> 00:56:16,236 I never thought I'd say this, 836 00:56:16,283 --> 00:56:18,073 but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear. 837 00:56:18,119 --> 00:56:21,287 That's funny. 838 00:56:25,008 --> 00:56:26,632 - Oh... - Dale... 839 00:56:26,679 --> 00:56:30,263 that kid, he's got some serious issues. 840 00:56:30,352 --> 00:56:32,643 I know. Let's get you down from there. 841 00:56:32,731 --> 00:56:34,771 Wait! 842 00:56:34,818 --> 00:56:36,192 Sorry about that. 843 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,945 This vacation sucks. 844 00:56:39,494 --> 00:56:41,159 Come on, let's go. 845 00:57:00,285 --> 00:57:02,116 Look at this place. 846 00:57:03,165 --> 00:57:07,585 - This is where evil lives. - Let's just hope that Allison's still alive. 847 00:57:10,054 --> 00:57:11,301 Allison! 848 00:57:11,347 --> 00:57:12,887 - Allison! - Chad? 849 00:57:14,145 --> 00:57:15,768 - Chad? - Shh! 850 00:57:15,814 --> 00:57:17,020 What are you guys doing? 851 00:57:17,108 --> 00:57:18,940 We're saving you, stupid! Come on. Let's go. 852 00:57:18,987 --> 00:57:22,197 Why are you whispering? There's no one else here. 853 00:57:23,454 --> 00:57:24,743 Oh. 854 00:57:28,046 --> 00:57:29,961 This place is really freaky. 855 00:57:30,008 --> 00:57:32,675 What have they done to you, Allie? Huh? 856 00:57:32,722 --> 00:57:34,888 They haven't done anything to me. 857 00:57:34,935 --> 00:57:37,184 Chad, this has all been a huge misunderstanding. 858 00:57:37,231 --> 00:57:41,274 We have to burn this place to the ground. Destroy it completely. 859 00:57:41,321 --> 00:57:43,738 What? No, no. Chad... 860 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:45,826 Chad! Stop. 861 00:57:46,749 --> 00:57:48,665 No, Chad, no. Chad, stop! 862 00:57:50,214 --> 00:57:53,800 You can't do this. This is their vacation home. 863 00:57:53,847 --> 00:57:55,719 You guys have to listen to me, OK? 864 00:57:55,767 --> 00:57:58,353 Tucker and Dale did not mean to hurt anyone. 865 00:57:58,759 --> 00:58:00,254 They're really nice. 866 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,399 You have no idea... 867 00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:06,081 what this is all about, do you, Allison? 868 00:58:06,228 --> 00:58:07,618 - Huh? - No. 869 00:58:09,293 --> 00:58:12,126 These freaks are evil... 870 00:58:13,008 --> 00:58:15,968 and they deserve everything that's coming to them. 871 00:58:16,015 --> 00:58:18,180 OK, just relax, all right? 872 00:58:18,226 --> 00:58:21,686 I'm just trying to explain this is all a big misunderstanding. 873 00:58:21,733 --> 00:58:24,692 Tucker and Dale have been nothing but gentlemen to me this entire time, 874 00:58:24,739 --> 00:58:27,991 - while you guys have been terrorizing them. - But they started this! 875 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:31,121 By doing what? Saving my life? 876 00:58:32,212 --> 00:58:36,047 Wait a minute. I remember reading about this in my sociology class. 877 00:58:36,135 --> 00:58:37,760 It's called Stockholm syndrome. 878 00:58:37,807 --> 00:58:41,123 When someone who's been kidnapped ends up falling in love with their kidnapper. 879 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:45,106 You're falling in love with him? 880 00:58:45,153 --> 00:58:47,486 No. W-What? 881 00:58:47,533 --> 00:58:51,369 - Chad, the... The what? This is... - Tell me... 882 00:58:51,415 --> 00:58:56,169 you're not falling in love with that freak, Allison. 883 00:58:57,594 --> 00:58:59,426 How could you love him? 884 00:59:01,101 --> 00:59:03,433 Chad, please. You don't understand. 885 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,314 Well, are you or are you not in love with him? 886 00:59:06,361 --> 00:59:08,151 - What is the matter with you? - Tell me! 887 00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:10,102 Hey! 888 00:59:11,808 --> 00:59:13,399 Let the girl go. 889 00:59:15,546 --> 00:59:19,381 - Are you OK, Allie? - Allie? Did he just call you Allie? 890 00:59:19,469 --> 00:59:20,464 Wait. Wait. 891 00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:24,065 Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, OK? 892 00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:26,019 Nobody wants to hurt anyone. 893 00:59:26,065 --> 00:59:28,231 You could have fooled me. 894 00:59:28,278 --> 00:59:30,819 - Fuck off, hillbilly. - Eat shit, body perm. 895 00:59:30,867 --> 00:59:33,826 Wait! How about I make some tea, 896 00:59:33,873 --> 00:59:36,748 and we all sit and talk this out? 897 00:59:36,794 --> 00:59:41,340 Oh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches. 898 00:59:42,472 --> 00:59:44,096 I'm gonna go get a beer. 899 00:59:44,143 --> 00:59:47,853 OK, Chad, you...sit here, OK? 900 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:50,107 In this chair. 901 00:59:50,196 --> 00:59:51,777 Dale, you... 902 00:59:52,742 --> 00:59:54,533 you sit in this one. 903 01:00:02,052 --> 01:00:04,553 OK, good. Now, um... 904 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:06,974 I'm gonna get the tea. 905 01:00:10,318 --> 01:00:13,736 Is that camomile tea, cause I can't have that. It fucks with my asthma. 906 01:00:13,783 --> 01:00:15,406 It's Earl Grey. 907 01:00:15,452 --> 01:00:17,578 Oh, I love Earl Grey. That's great. 908 01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:24,674 Here's what we're gonna do. I want you each to tell your side of the story, 909 01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:31,228 and as you're listening to the other person, I want you to see yourself in their shoes. 910 01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:32,355 OK? 911 01:00:34,907 --> 01:00:36,029 OK. 912 01:00:36,117 --> 01:00:38,576 Now, it's important that we communicate our feelings 913 01:00:38,665 --> 01:00:42,542 and understand each ether's perspective before any progress can be made. 914 01:00:45,552 --> 01:00:46,591 OK. 915 01:00:46,972 --> 01:00:48,512 Chad, why don't you start? 916 01:00:50,103 --> 01:00:53,939 - Well, where should I fucking begin? - Wherever you'd like. 917 01:00:54,862 --> 01:00:56,736 A long time ago, 918 01:00:56,783 --> 01:01:00,035 - before I was born... - OK, maybe not that far back. 919 01:01:00,082 --> 01:01:01,788 This is important. 920 01:01:04,756 --> 01:01:08,634 You see, my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him. 921 01:01:10,478 --> 01:01:12,152 It was 20 years ago. 922 01:01:13,399 --> 01:01:15,188 The Memorial Day Massacre. 923 01:01:16,950 --> 01:01:20,657 They brutally murdered everyone. Just for fun. 924 01:01:21,488 --> 01:01:24,290 My mother ran for her life. 925 01:01:24,336 --> 01:01:25,792 But they captured her. 926 01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:36,771 My father was helpless... 927 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:40,487 and he didn't even know that she was pregnant with me yet. 928 01:01:42,955 --> 01:01:44,787 And they forced him to watch... 929 01:01:46,045 --> 01:01:48,085 while they tortured her. 930 01:01:51,555 --> 01:01:54,221 But my mom, she fought back... 931 01:01:55,355 --> 01:01:57,312 ..and she escaped. 932 01:01:58,486 --> 01:02:00,818 But my father wasn't so lucky. 933 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:08,041 His body was never found. 934 01:02:15,393 --> 01:02:17,601 By the time I was born... 935 01:02:17,648 --> 01:02:20,439 my mother was already institutionalized. 936 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:24,739 I grew up hearing that story from my grandmother. 937 01:02:31,591 --> 01:02:33,966 OK. Um... 938 01:02:35,932 --> 01:02:38,307 Thank you for sharing with us, Chad. 939 01:02:52,548 --> 01:02:55,466 - No, I'm not going in there! - Hey, hey, hey. 940 01:02:55,512 --> 01:02:59,139 Now, Chad said if they were gone longer than 15 minutes, 941 01:02:59,186 --> 01:03:00,976 we come in, guns blazing. 942 01:03:01,023 --> 01:03:05,860 - But you don't even have a gun. - Damn it, woman! Don't argue with me! 943 01:03:15,635 --> 01:03:17,324 Are they drinking tea? 944 01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:21,025 Oh, I would totally love a cup of tea right now. 945 01:03:22,439 --> 01:03:23,728 No! 946 01:03:23,775 --> 01:03:25,064 No way. 947 01:03:25,112 --> 01:03:27,276 They're fucking trapped. 948 01:03:27,323 --> 01:03:29,739 Oh...yeah. 949 01:03:29,786 --> 01:03:32,787 Now, come on, we gotta do something. 950 01:03:36,258 --> 01:03:37,338 It's your turn. 951 01:03:38,554 --> 01:03:40,970 OK, well... 952 01:03:42,227 --> 01:03:43,599 First of all... 953 01:03:45,401 --> 01:03:49,236 I am really sorry that your family got massacred. 954 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:51,574 That is awful. 955 01:03:51,704 --> 01:03:56,083 Secondly... I didn't have anything to do with that, OK? 956 01:03:56,130 --> 01:04:00,090 I mean, I would have been six years old at the time, so... 957 01:04:00,179 --> 01:04:03,430 It may not have been you, but it was definitely your kind. 958 01:04:03,477 --> 01:04:08,064 My kind? Now, hey, I can't even hurt a fish, can I, Tucker? I can't even hurt fish. 959 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:11,445 That's right. He can't even hurt a fish. 960 01:04:11,493 --> 01:04:13,365 I just can't do it! 961 01:04:13,412 --> 01:04:17,983 OK. S-So now that you've both expressed your side of the story, 962 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,004 how do you feel? 963 01:04:20,051 --> 01:04:22,842 I feel better. I feel... 964 01:04:22,889 --> 01:04:25,055 I feel like a weight... Yeah, I feel good. 965 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,606 Great. OK. We're really making good progress. 966 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,655 It's show time, freaks! 967 01:04:34,328 --> 01:04:36,536 Jason! No! 968 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:40,000 Jesus Christ! 969 01:04:43,470 --> 01:04:46,388 Oh, shit, baby! Why didn't you duck? Why didn't she duck? 970 01:04:47,603 --> 01:04:49,101 Chad, st... 971 01:04:49,774 --> 01:04:51,106 Get him, Tucker! 972 01:04:53,072 --> 01:04:54,111 Dale! 973 01:04:56,830 --> 01:04:58,828 Go back to hell where you belong, freak! 974 01:04:59,418 --> 01:05:01,333 - Oh, shit! - Whoa! 975 01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:03,629 Shit! Chad, what the fuck? 976 01:05:03,676 --> 01:05:05,258 - Be calm. It's just the leg. - Stop and roll. 977 01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:07,094 - I'm on fire! - No, don't use that. 978 01:05:08,728 --> 01:05:09,808 Aargh! 979 01:05:11,858 --> 01:05:12,939 Aargh! 980 01:05:13,028 --> 01:05:14,275 Stop, drop, and roll! 981 01:05:15,825 --> 01:05:17,698 - Get away from him! - Stomp it out! 982 01:05:24,482 --> 01:05:26,173 He's crackling like a log! 983 01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:27,509 Oh, that stinks. 984 01:05:30,353 --> 01:05:32,560 - Oh, shit! - I knew I shoulda moved that. 985 01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:39,114 Allie, run! Run! 986 01:05:39,161 --> 01:05:40,200 Come on, let's go! 987 01:05:41,949 --> 01:05:43,414 Help me! 988 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:45,503 Get off of me, you nasty bitch! 989 01:05:55,859 --> 01:05:57,317 My cabin. 990 01:05:58,282 --> 01:05:59,822 Your cabin. 991 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:02,410 I'm a terrible therapist. 992 01:06:02,498 --> 01:06:05,582 What? No, that's not true. Don't say that. 993 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:08,005 I thought you did a great job in there. 994 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:10,174 - Really? - Yeah, really. 995 01:06:11,932 --> 01:06:14,224 I think we were on the verge of a breakthrough. 996 01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:17,354 Thanks, Dale. That's really sweet. 997 01:06:17,401 --> 01:06:19,568 - Uh, guys? - Yeah. 998 01:06:23,497 --> 01:06:25,787 I think that we should go to the pickup truck right now. 999 01:06:25,835 --> 01:06:27,825 Wait. Maybe we should help him. 1000 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,269 Never mind. Let's just go. 1001 01:06:33,716 --> 01:06:34,889 Get to the truck! 1002 01:06:35,336 --> 01:06:37,226 Tucker! Tucker! 1003 01:06:38,985 --> 01:06:40,692 He's coming! 1004 01:06:41,031 --> 01:06:45,284 - OK, come on, truck. Come on, truck. - Come on, Dale. Go, go! 1005 01:06:45,331 --> 01:06:47,914 - Do not flood it. - Do you wanna drive?! 1006 01:06:47,961 --> 01:06:49,918 - Guys, just go! - Be careful with this. 1007 01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:52,090 This is the only thing I got left. 1008 01:06:53,847 --> 01:06:54,886 Go. 1009 01:07:01,366 --> 01:07:03,561 Crazy college kid can't catch us now! 1010 01:07:03,608 --> 01:07:05,147 - Dale, look out! - Huh? 1011 01:07:20,431 --> 01:07:22,555 Jangers, not now, boy. 1012 01:07:22,644 --> 01:07:25,604 Jangers, hey! 1013 01:07:27,445 --> 01:07:29,194 Whoa. Jangers! 1014 01:07:30,743 --> 01:07:31,907 Allie. 1015 01:07:32,789 --> 01:07:34,328 Allison! 1016 01:07:35,586 --> 01:07:37,502 Jangers... Allison! 1017 01:07:38,466 --> 01:07:39,713 She's gone. 1018 01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:42,427 What the hell... Tucker? 1019 01:07:46,071 --> 01:07:48,982 Tucker, what happened? Tucker, what hap... 1020 01:07:50,197 --> 01:07:52,154 He took her. 1021 01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:54,075 I tried to stop him. 1022 01:07:54,122 --> 01:07:57,624 Whoa, take it easy. 1023 01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:58,960 I tell you something, Dale. 1024 01:07:59,048 --> 01:08:01,590 It's gonna be a long time before I take a vacation again. 1025 01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:05,555 Oh, shit. Tucker, this is all my fault. 1026 01:08:06,979 --> 01:08:08,395 - Look at you. - Nah. 1027 01:08:08,442 --> 01:08:12,194 I never should have talked to Allison. You were right. 1028 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,364 People like me and people like her just don't mix. 1029 01:08:14,411 --> 01:08:16,576 - That's not true. - It is true! 1030 01:08:16,624 --> 01:08:19,374 I never should have even came out here with you. 1031 01:08:19,421 --> 01:08:21,587 Listen to me. 1032 01:08:24,347 --> 01:08:26,554 Do you remember when we was kids... 1033 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:30,020 and we used to go catch frogs down at that creek? 1034 01:08:30,067 --> 01:08:32,065 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do. 1035 01:08:33,323 --> 01:08:37,492 Remember how we used to compete to see who could catch more? 1036 01:08:37,538 --> 01:08:40,873 Yeah, but I don't think now's the time to talk about it, Tucker. 1037 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,675 And I used to tell you that I let you catch more than me because I felt sorry for you. 1038 01:08:45,721 --> 01:08:48,638 I remember you used to let me lick 'em all, too. 1039 01:08:48,685 --> 01:08:50,809 That always made me feel kinda funny. 1040 01:08:50,855 --> 01:08:53,189 Yeah. Well, the thing is... 1041 01:08:54,613 --> 01:08:56,529 I didn't let you catch more. 1042 01:08:57,494 --> 01:08:59,910 You caught 'em on your own. You was quicker than I was. 1043 01:08:59,957 --> 01:09:01,998 - Come on, Tucker. - It's true. 1044 01:09:02,044 --> 01:09:07,383 What I'm trying to tell you... is that you're better than you think you are. 1045 01:09:08,515 --> 01:09:10,889 Listen to me. That girl sees it. 1046 01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:15,608 I've seen the way that the two of you look at each other. 1047 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,824 You know, I think that she... 1048 01:09:20,914 --> 01:09:22,829 really sees you for who you are. 1049 01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:26,712 Who knows? Maybe after this is all done... 1050 01:09:27,927 --> 01:09:29,217 you two can... 1051 01:09:30,182 --> 01:09:32,431 date or something. 1052 01:09:32,478 --> 01:09:36,565 - I doubt it. - Dude, that's what I'm talking about. 1053 01:09:36,612 --> 01:09:38,401 I don't want any more negativity. 1054 01:09:39,784 --> 01:09:41,282 - OK. - Stop it! 1055 01:09:41,329 --> 01:09:43,703 - OK. - You are a good man. 1056 01:09:44,669 --> 01:09:45,999 You're smart... 1057 01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:48,546 and you're strong... 1058 01:09:49,595 --> 01:09:51,928 and you're not as ugly as you think you are. 1059 01:09:51,975 --> 01:09:56,143 Thank you, Tucker. That means a lot comin' from you. 1060 01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:58,900 - Life is short. - I know. 1061 01:10:00,616 --> 01:10:04,076 You gotta go after what you want. Go after her, Dale. 1062 01:10:04,164 --> 01:10:06,914 She needs you now more than ever, 1063 01:10:06,961 --> 01:10:11,382 especially cos she's always falling down and hitting her head, knocking herself out. 1064 01:10:11,429 --> 01:10:15,347 - But I don't even know where he took her. - Jangers'll know. 1065 01:10:18,025 --> 01:10:21,861 - OK, but I'm not leaving you here. - No, no, no. 1066 01:10:21,907 --> 01:10:24,574 I'll be fine. Go. 1067 01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:33,049 - Friends forever? - Best friends forever. 1068 01:10:35,516 --> 01:10:36,680 Oh, Jesus! 1069 01:10:36,769 --> 01:10:38,392 - God! Fuck... - I'm sorry. 1070 01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,062 OK. 1071 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:44,279 That hurt very much! 1072 01:10:44,368 --> 01:10:46,617 I could tell. Just breathe in. 1073 01:10:46,663 --> 01:10:48,119 Out through your mouth. 1074 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,082 Go get her. Go get her. 1075 01:10:51,756 --> 01:10:53,589 - Do me a favour. - Anything. 1076 01:10:53,636 --> 01:10:56,719 Kick the shit out of that little college dickhead for me, would you? 1077 01:10:56,766 --> 01:11:00,351 I'm gonna shove my boot down his fuckin' throat. You stay here, OK? 1078 01:11:00,398 --> 01:11:01,896 Come on, Jangers, let's go. 1079 01:11:22,899 --> 01:11:25,065 Good boy, Jangers. Good boy. 1080 01:11:25,154 --> 01:11:28,781 OK. You gotta let me take it from here, OK, pup? 1081 01:11:28,828 --> 01:11:31,954 Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing. 1082 01:11:32,001 --> 01:11:34,000 More or less. OK, stay. 1083 01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:40,637 What is the matter with you? 1084 01:11:40,684 --> 01:11:43,100 What is the matter with me? 1085 01:11:43,147 --> 01:11:47,609 Do you have any idea what I've been through trying to save you? 1086 01:11:47,655 --> 01:11:48,695 No. 1087 01:11:49,660 --> 01:11:51,658 You've gone hillbilly on me, Allison. 1088 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:54,998 Now, I'm willing to forgive you... 1089 01:11:55,045 --> 01:11:57,086 but you're gonna have to beg. 1090 01:11:58,093 --> 01:11:59,174 Chad... 1091 01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,439 That was just not a very nice apology kiss. 1092 01:12:07,486 --> 01:12:10,153 You see, we're making up, Allie, 1093 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,241 so you have to be more passionate than that! 1094 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:13,868 - Chad, please... - That's a start. 1095 01:12:13,915 --> 01:12:15,496 - Please... - You're getting warmer. 1096 01:12:15,543 --> 01:12:16,874 Just stop, please! 1097 01:12:16,921 --> 01:12:19,420 No. I'm not gonna stop. 1098 01:12:19,467 --> 01:12:21,508 I've only just begun. 1099 01:12:45,435 --> 01:12:49,020 You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly. 1100 01:13:11,317 --> 01:13:13,066 Allie! Allie! Hey, it's just me. Hey... 1101 01:13:13,112 --> 01:13:14,527 - It's OK. - Dale? 1102 01:13:14,573 --> 01:13:16,281 - Yeah. - What are you wearing? 1103 01:13:16,328 --> 01:13:19,662 What? Oh, I thought it might look kind of intimidating. Does it? 1104 01:13:20,502 --> 01:13:22,543 - Yeah. - Sweet. 1105 01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:27,010 Dale, you wanna... you wanna help me here? 1106 01:13:27,099 --> 01:13:28,805 Oh, yeah. Hang on, I'm comin'. 1107 01:13:30,145 --> 01:13:31,268 Hang on. 1108 01:13:33,777 --> 01:13:37,070 - OK, what do we got here? - Thank you for coming for me. 1109 01:13:37,117 --> 01:13:40,369 It's no big deal. I was headed over this way anyway, so... 1110 01:13:47,929 --> 01:13:49,762 How sweet. 1111 01:13:49,809 --> 01:13:54,646 The dim-witted hillbilly is trying to save the girl of his dreams. 1112 01:13:54,693 --> 01:13:56,024 What kind of knot is this? 1113 01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:58,820 You think you're gonna win, but you're wrong. 1114 01:13:59,786 --> 01:14:02,536 It's time to say goodbye to the girl. 1115 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:04,749 You shouldn't have betrayed me, Allison. 1116 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:11,471 No. Oh, jeez. No, no! 1117 01:14:11,517 --> 01:14:13,140 - Oh, Dale! Dale! - OK. OK. 1118 01:14:17,111 --> 01:14:18,400 - OK, OK. - Dale! 1119 01:14:18,447 --> 01:14:21,405 Hold on! OK, rabbit comes out the tree, rabbit goes around the tree... 1120 01:14:21,452 --> 01:14:23,494 - Dale, come on! - OK! Jesus, OK! 1121 01:14:33,351 --> 01:14:35,225 Oh, that is really too bad. 1122 01:14:35,272 --> 01:14:39,817 Are you OK, huh? Because I didn't mean to... 1123 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:46,037 Dale! 1124 01:15:05,538 --> 01:15:07,871 Dale! 1125 01:15:13,261 --> 01:15:14,675 Dale! 1126 01:15:26,662 --> 01:15:28,912 It's time for you to feel my pain. 1127 01:15:30,127 --> 01:15:31,583 Bring it, frat bitch. 1128 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:58,719 - Dale, over here! - Come on! Let's get outta here. 1129 01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:03,980 Come on. Come on. Here! Come on! 1130 01:16:04,068 --> 01:16:07,277 Go! Go, get up there. Go. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. 1131 01:16:09,494 --> 01:16:11,411 - Dale, here! - Oh, yeah, give me that. 1132 01:16:12,793 --> 01:16:14,124 Put a couple boxes on there. 1133 01:16:14,171 --> 01:16:17,756 Oh, Jesus H Christ! That kid is tough as nails. 1134 01:16:17,802 --> 01:16:19,843 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1135 01:16:19,890 --> 01:16:23,434 - OK. OK. - Looks like no one's been here for a while. 1136 01:16:23,481 --> 01:16:26,439 Yeah. What we need to find is some kind of weapon, 1137 01:16:26,486 --> 01:16:29,904 something preferably big and sharp so I can stab him! 1138 01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:31,366 Nah! Shit... 1139 01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:34,664 Oh, hey! This might work, huh? 1140 01:16:34,710 --> 01:16:35,749 Or not. 1141 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:45,434 Oh, my God. Dale? 1142 01:16:45,481 --> 01:16:47,647 - What? - Come here and look at this. 1143 01:16:50,866 --> 01:16:51,905 Look. 1144 01:16:51,952 --> 01:16:54,034 - What? - Something look familiar? 1145 01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:57,834 - Hey, ain't that that dead Sheriff right there? - No, that picture. 1146 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,173 - Look at the guy in the middle. - Oh, yeah. 1147 01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:04,387 He looks just like that Kentucky fried college kid down there. 1148 01:17:04,434 --> 01:17:06,224 - Yeah. - That's funny. 1149 01:17:06,271 --> 01:17:10,984 And it says here, "The single survivor leads police to the Memorial Day Killer." 1150 01:17:11,030 --> 01:17:14,741 "The survivor is reported to have been tortured and raped." 1151 01:17:14,787 --> 01:17:17,496 "She's now undergoing psychiatric evaluation." 1152 01:17:19,630 --> 01:17:22,715 Think about it. He said his mother was captured and his father... 1153 01:17:22,762 --> 01:17:24,927 His father's body was never found. 1154 01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:28,435 I think we've just found him. 1155 01:17:28,523 --> 01:17:30,646 Holy S-H-I-T. 1156 01:17:30,693 --> 01:17:32,734 Jesus Christ! 1157 01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:34,362 Chad! 1158 01:17:36,579 --> 01:17:38,661 - Time to die, freak! - Wait! 1159 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,040 Just wait! Wait, wait! 1160 01:17:40,087 --> 01:17:41,794 Wait, Chad! Wait! 1161 01:17:42,508 --> 01:17:44,173 - You're a hillbilly, too! - Shut up! 1162 01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:45,842 No! Look! 1163 01:17:45,889 --> 01:17:47,930 That's your real father. Right there! 1164 01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:50,852 No. No! 1165 01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:52,940 It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly. 1166 01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:57,240 It can't be. 1167 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,417 They lied to me! 1168 01:18:03,924 --> 01:18:05,965 How could they? 1169 01:18:06,011 --> 01:18:07,927 Maybe they didn't want you to know the truth. 1170 01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:09,805 There is no truth! 1171 01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:13,104 Everything is a lie! 1172 01:18:16,907 --> 01:18:19,323 - What did you do? - Anthemis nobilis. 1173 01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:21,661 - What? - It's the ingredient in camomile tea 1174 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:26,171 that causes an anaphylactic reaction in rare cases where people are allergic to it. 1175 01:18:26,217 --> 01:18:28,133 Like I said, I remember weird stuff. 1176 01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:31,180 But he'll be OK, as long as we get him his inhaler. 1177 01:18:38,491 --> 01:18:40,072 Or not. 1178 01:18:50,013 --> 01:18:52,638 OK, here we go. And, you ready? 1179 01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:55,936 - Uh, yeah, wait. My teeth. Do I got any... - Teeth are clear. 1180 01:18:55,982 --> 01:18:58,525 - Clear? OK, just give me a second. - And we're rolling. 1181 01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:06,248 The chaos and confusion of what transpired here last night 1182 01:19:06,294 --> 01:19:08,001 is still being unravelled. 1183 01:19:08,048 --> 01:19:10,757 What appears to be a tragic mass suicide 1184 01:19:10,804 --> 01:19:14,264 involving a group of mentally unstable college kids 1185 01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:19,440 may in fact be the work of a lone deranged killer whose body has yet to be found. 1186 01:19:19,487 --> 01:19:23,322 - The killings happened on the .... - Knock knock. Hey! 1187 01:19:24,873 --> 01:19:28,248 - Hey, buddy. How you feeling? - I'm feeling... 1188 01:19:28,963 --> 01:19:30,712 high on prescription medication. 1189 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,966 Yeah, looks like it. 1190 01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:35,512 They found my fingers. 1191 01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:37,892 Check it out. 1192 01:19:37,938 --> 01:19:39,979 - Yeah. - I got to tell you... 1193 01:19:41,321 --> 01:19:43,528 I don't remember that one looking that way. 1194 01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,782 Does that look funny to you? 1195 01:19:45,829 --> 01:19:47,202 No. No, not really. 1196 01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:51,169 That looks natural. It's good. 1197 01:19:51,216 --> 01:19:53,130 By the way, I brought you something. 1198 01:19:53,177 --> 01:19:55,259 - Shut your eyes, OK? - All right. 1199 01:19:55,306 --> 01:19:56,887 OK, open them. 1200 01:19:57,894 --> 01:19:59,559 Oh... 1201 01:19:59,606 --> 01:20:01,813 - Oh, buddy. - That's a PBR, buddy. 1202 01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:04,945 That... that's a thing of beauty. 1203 01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:06,657 - It's cold, too, should be. - Oh, oh... 1204 01:20:06,703 --> 01:20:08,076 Look what else I got you. 1205 01:20:08,164 --> 01:20:10,914 A bendy straw, your favourite sipping utensil. 1206 01:20:11,002 --> 01:20:13,001 There you go. 1207 01:20:13,048 --> 01:20:15,382 Mmm. Mmm! 1208 01:20:15,428 --> 01:20:18,596 Don't choke. I'm gonna let you rest. You enjoy that, OK? 1209 01:20:18,643 --> 01:20:21,518 Drink the whole thing. When I come back, I'm gonna have more. 1210 01:20:21,565 --> 01:20:22,895 - Dale? - Yeah? 1211 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,109 Did you ask her? 1212 01:20:26,575 --> 01:20:30,578 - Ask her what? - Did you ask her out, for God's sake? 1213 01:20:30,624 --> 01:20:33,374 Oh. Well... 1214 01:20:34,881 --> 01:20:38,467 I was gonna, but then I never actually got the chance, so... 1215 01:20:38,514 --> 01:20:39,553 Dale! 1216 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,726 You are hopeless, you know that? You're hopeless. 1217 01:20:42,772 --> 01:20:46,985 Yeah. You're probably right about that. 1218 01:20:47,949 --> 01:20:49,196 Except for... 1219 01:20:49,285 --> 01:20:53,580 she kinda mentioned to me that she's a pretty darn good bowler, so... 1220 01:20:53,627 --> 01:20:54,665 we're goin' bowling. 1221 01:20:57,134 --> 01:20:59,759 - You little dickhead. - I'm outta here. 1222 01:21:04,606 --> 01:21:06,563 Whoo! Yes. 1223 01:21:06,610 --> 01:21:11,073 - Dale Dobson, you are one lucky man. - I guess it's just beginner's luck. 1224 01:21:11,119 --> 01:21:14,537 That girl has got an amazing set... of bowling fingers. 1225 01:21:14,584 --> 01:21:17,877 I know. Listen, let me tell you something, OK? 1226 01:21:17,924 --> 01:21:20,758 Life is short, BJ. You have to go after what you want, 1227 01:21:20,805 --> 01:21:23,638 because it sure as heck fire ain't gonna just fall right into your lap. 1228 01:21:23,685 --> 01:21:26,227 - You know somethin'? You're right. - I know. 1229 01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:29,148 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - OK. Right, now, listen to me, though. 1230 01:21:29,237 --> 01:21:31,779 Don't be nervous, and just be yourself, OK? 1231 01:21:31,867 --> 01:21:33,073 Yeah. 1232 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:35,035 You got 'er. Go, buddy. 1233 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:37,748 Hey. 1234 01:21:37,795 --> 01:21:40,504 - I'm pretty good at this, aren't I? - You are. That was great. 1235 01:21:40,551 --> 01:21:45,013 Listen, Allie, I hope you don't think this is too stupid or whatever, 1236 01:21:45,059 --> 01:21:47,142 but I got you a little something. 1237 01:21:48,190 --> 01:21:50,690 Dale, that's so sweet. You didn't have to do that. 1238 01:21:50,737 --> 01:21:52,027 I know. I wanted to. 1239 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,907 Oh, my gosh. 1240 01:21:54,954 --> 01:21:58,831 - You know what that is? - Yes, it's a... it's a helmet. 1241 01:21:58,878 --> 01:22:00,459 It's a pink helmet. 1242 01:22:00,505 --> 01:22:04,175 I think, you know, it might just be better if you wear that every day from now on, so... 1243 01:22:04,264 --> 01:22:06,220 - OK, thank you. - You're welcome. 1244 01:22:06,267 --> 01:22:07,723 It's perfect. 1245 01:22:09,398 --> 01:22:11,146 So, listen, Dale, I'm, uh... 1246 01:22:11,234 --> 01:22:14,320 I'm really sorry about everything that happened. 1247 01:22:14,367 --> 01:22:16,949 What do you mean? For what? I had a great time. 1248 01:22:16,996 --> 01:22:21,041 I mean, except for all the people dying, when they were bleeding on us and everything. 1249 01:22:21,088 --> 01:22:24,129 That wasn't so much fun, but...you know... 1250 01:22:25,137 --> 01:22:27,261 I enjoyed every minute I got to spend with you. 1251 01:22:27,308 --> 01:22:30,016 - Dale... - You know what? Let me just say this, 1252 01:22:30,063 --> 01:22:34,650 cos I don't know if we're ever gonna get to spend this kind of time together again, 1253 01:22:34,697 --> 01:22:36,321 and I just want to let you know that I... 1254 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:39,911 I feel the same way. 1255 01:22:42,169 --> 01:22:44,210 - Really? - Really. 1256 01:22:46,344 --> 01:22:47,968 BJ! 1257 01:22:49,643 --> 01:22:52,309 Oh, my God, should we go help her? 1258 01:22:52,356 --> 01:22:53,437 Hell, no. 1259 01:22:58,785 --> 01:22:59,824 Whatever. 95271