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Around the world.

Whoo, we're going to Argentina!

Oh, my God!

Teams brave their fears and fall out of the sky.

Oh, my God!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, thank God.

My uterus is in my throat.

In a showdown for first place in the valuable express

pass, Rachel and Dave came out on top.

Exactly.

Misa and maiya had Joey and Danny beat.

But didn't get to the pit stop.

You are the last team to arrive and you have been eliminated from the race.

10 teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

Desert region of Argentina that provides the perfect climate for

grown grapes and is home to the world's biggest vineyards.

This winery is the start of the second leg in a race around the world.

Rachel and Dave won the last leg of the race and will depart first at 2:46 A.M.

Teams must now drive themselves to the cafayate town square and

wait for the mounted postman who will deliver their next clue.

Coming in the first leg definitely gives us targets on

our backs but gives us the security of the town pass.

You know where the town square is, babe.

We wait for the cheskay.

Use your span lish, baby.

I don't know what that is.

Make your way to the town square.

This game is super dupre different than "big brother."

You're constantly on the go and you have to be an amazing competitor.

I have to say I think "the amazing race" is tougher.

Chasqui.

It's the border patrol.

He will never make a decision.

Watch.

He'll wait for us to go and then he'll follow us.

He's a ucla student, what do you expect?

Looks like the town square.

Right there.

There's the market.

Times Square?

This would be a considerable delay so any lead that we did

have will be lost most likely.

Make your way to the town square.

Our sfratji is still going strong.

We're still kindergarten teachers.

What are do you guys do?

We're teachers.

Most people would never guess that we're federal agents.

We're going to try to u-turn them.

What the hell is that?

I don't know.

We'll find out.

Holy cow.

Make your way to the town square.

You've got to go to town square.

Make your way to the cafayate town square.

Let's go, chica.

Look.

Look.

Town square.

Sweet.

We all caught up to one another.

Are you chaskqui.

Make your way to the town square.

$44 check.

I believe the other teams underestimates how we are.

But I've had l.P. Hodgkin's two times.

I've been cancer-free since 2001.

Whoo-hoo.

Happy dance.

If we can beat cancer twice, I'm pretty sure we can win the race.

We're in no hurry but we'll shock the world.

Where do we go.

C-h-a-q-u-I.

I don't know how we pronounce that.

We speak country.

No other kind of language.

Make your way to the cafayete town square.

We've got this.

So we all meet again.

One big happy family.

New York in the house.

We're still live, baby.

All right.

Man.

Trying out the next one.

Yeah.

Go.

We're waiting for the chasqui.

Listen for those hooves.

There he is.

Let's go.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

In order to survive in the high desert climate of sulta

locals make the most of their natural resources around them.

And now teams will get to use two of those natural resources

by using boil water or light by fire.

Boil my wear will provide them with a means of cooking.

Once there, they will take a kitchen from a pickup truck and

assemble it using only the picture on the side of the box.

Then they must place a tea kettle on the dish.

Once their kettle comes to a boil and whistleles, the solar

panel expert will hand them their next clue.

Light my fire requires teams to gather firewood and Clay by the

river bank loaded on to a donkey and transported to this local

pottery workshop.

Once they finish this leg, they will receive their next clue.

Boil my water.

Go, go, go.

This is insane.

I've got it.

Are you kidding me?

Big brother kept yanking the clues.

That kind of ticked me off.

Boil my wear or light my fire.

Light my fire.

Let's go.

Boil my water.

Looks like a beautiful day for boil my water.

It's going take forever and the sun's not even up yet.

That's the stop right there.

Is this it?

Yeah, grab the first one.

People are stopped up here.

This is the kitchen thing?

Do you want to do it?

That's the solar.

Is that a lama?

We've got to grab one of these.

We've got to grab one of these.

This is the least labor intensive one.

We have to take it up there.

There, babe.

Here.

Look at that keep going.

We've got a team behind us.

Stay.

Oh, yeah, it's going to be a little heavy.

Hop, two, three, four.

Clowns are here.

The clowns are here.

They're entertaining us.

I don't know that I can do this.

There's no sample?

No sample.

See, that's a solar panel truck.

Art and j.J. Just came by.

Let's worry about -- yeah, I'm doing my thing.

We're building a solar kitchen.

It's based off of a picture.

So we had to put those together.

I've never made anything like this.

We're pampered.

We use the stove.

We're in this village and it's kind of buried in the

mountains and hopefully this will help time-out village and

bring out some power that they wouldn't necessarily have to pay for.

Here, it is.

Yeah, this is it.

Go down over there.

That's the solar panel.

Are they going there?

I want to know where art and j.J. Are.

We've got to go there.

We're a little bit behind but we'll catch them.

We're following Kentucky.

We're going to have to put the noose around the neck if we have to.

Growing up, Stacy was always the one setting up the v.C.R.

Now we've got to beat the Mississippi girls.

Let's get going.

Come on, baby.

Let's do this.

Calm down.

I am calm.

Move on to something else.

Normally when it comes to instructions I like to operate on my own.

The right way is my way.

David's always o.C.D.

What's wrong with it?

Give me a chance to figure it out.

Rache.

How are we going to put it on?

I think we've got a few screws loose.

Being clowns, we use laughter to the approach to everything.

There's nothing in the clue that says no peeking.

Are if another team firns before us, we'll run over and take a

look at their stuff.

We're back, baby!

We're back.

All right.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Yes.

We've got one apiece.

I think everybody did that.

Did the solar panels, art.

By the little chickens.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm going to put on the jetter.

Loosey goosey.

I don't want to make a mistake on this.

This mistake could be huge.

There's the Kentucky boys.

Another team just pulled up.

They ain't going to help us, dude.

Let's make a decision.

We're lost.

They're lost.

They're looking for clues.

We passed the solar panels.

We've got to be out here somewhere.

I see it.

The rods hold the thing.

My little boy loves legos.

Flip that bad boy over.

There's a spot for every piece.

You're surprising me.

I can't believe you're talking about my skills.

I'm saying you're good.

Country boys can survive, my brother.

I'm sorry I'm not good at this.

It's ok.

Sorry, I'm just a girl.

Baby, you're doing fine.

You're not just a girl.

Ask this lady.

It's back there.

Are you kidding me?

No, we've got eight kilometers to go.

If we can't find it we'll find a solar panel because we're just wasting time.

Man, you go from high to low.

Don't worry about it.

But you keep fix sating on it.

Let it go.

It's done!

Oh, God, almighty.

Come on, art.

We are just dying.

Oh, man.

Come on, now.

Golly, can this get any worse?

Whoa is right.

We have to put the pot on.

Or do we have to wait until he proves it?

Is it worth being crabby pants about it?

God, this is not giving at all.

It don't reach.

It don't fit.

Oh, snikeys.

This has to connect to something.

Oh, son of a monkey's Uncle.

Oh, this is hotter than shenanigans.

Here it is, art.

Come on, art!

We can make up time here.

Ok.

That looks like the guy.

One loop.

Do you feel good with the tying.

One loop.

We need a good donkey.

We've got to get the wood.

The wood's all around here, art.

We can make up time here.

All right.

They have theirs together.

Right there, baby.

Just right.

I'm impressed.

You have run through this.

Number one, baby.

Now you see what kind of paint ship we put together.

That's my buddy right there.

You guys are like speedy Gonzalez.

All we have to do is make her whistle.

Go ahead.

Screw those in quick.

Damn, I just cut myself bad.

Blood and tears, man.

I'm from New York.

Blood don't matter.

Boy, they've got their dome together all that Ikea furniture I put

together is coming in good use.

We ran over to the sexy se nor ritas.

This goes on the poll like this.

You see how you use this to tighten.

This goes in the poll.

That was really nice of us.

We helped them, actually.

I'll get these bundle tight.

Get the Clay.

I can't believe we fell this far behind.

We're so much smarter than that.

We're so much smarter.

Bring the water to a boil.

Until it whistles 679 -- until it whistles.

I say we go peek.

That is beautiful.

That is a gorgeous thing of machinery.

There are's a picture on the side.

You know, there's a picture on the box.

I'm like, really?

Thank you.

Look at the box.

Thank you so much.

The things you miss when you're hyped up on adrenaline.

Thank you, guys.

I appreciate it.

Have some good tea.

The clowns are crazy.

Come on.

We're going to make up time here.

Everyone else is trying to boil water and it's not even 8:00

that sun is not even going, man.

Talk to us oh, toothless one.

Talk to us.

One, two, three.

Pour me some water.

We're tenacious.

We're going to catch up.

We're not going to get out of this race.

I'm going to move it into position.

Good job.

We just have to make it whistle.

We're caught.

Dude, relax.

Don't look at it.

Because a watched pot never boils.

Exactly.

What?

Now we just wait.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Talk to us.

Let's say we caught someone with dope across the border,

eventually we have them like this all handcuffed and ready to put in jail.

That's going to be put for the solar panel.

This is the amazing exercise.

Will you boil!

Sit boiling yet?

Holy crap.

Come on.

Whistle to me, baby.

Whistle.

It's whistling?

Yeah!

All right.

Thank you.

Great info.

Teams must now take an 18-hour bus ride to beau nose airs.

Once there they'll find their next clue.

Good job, guys.

Kentucky just got the clue.

We basically open the box up and we put it together.

We aced that baby.

A man, we're just good together.

Michael, we could be in first place, man.

That's art and j.J.

They're still doing their stuff.

I know they are.

I told you boiling water is a pain in the ass in the solar oven.

We're going to be done at the same time.

It was painful watching the as we were sitting them waiting

for our water to boil.

All right.

They look like they're exhausting and they're sweating

their asses off and their burro.

They started the fire.

Go to the city of buenos aires.

We'll see you guys soon.

That's freaking awesome!

You're going to be in the furnace like 40 minutes!

Holy cow, that is unbelieveable, art.

Excellent!

Go by bus to the city of beau we nose -- buenos aires.

I'm not rubbing it in or anything.

Git'r done.

Honk.

You want me to?

Yeah.

The cop, the border patrol.

That's who we love to go by.

That that was big brother.

It's all right.

Yes!

Whoo!

Travel by bus to the city of buenos aires.

The clowns just left and the teachers are just here.

Good luck, jobs.

It feels really good not to be in complete last place, honestly.

Good job, guys.

Yeah.

I'm a copping.

So we wait.

-- I'm a coming.

So we wait.

Travel to the city of buenos aires.

Got to go.

I kind of feel bad right now.

Girls might be a little pissed.

Honestly we are competition right now, we've just got to go.

It's whistling!

It's whistle!

Travel to the city of buenos aires.

It's only the second leg in a dog eat dog.

Nobody's about to help us.

Boil.

I think we stood there for at least 45 minutes for that water

to boil and it was torture.

Please boil.

Travel by bus to the city of buenos aires.

So we're going to go to the city of salta.

It's an adventure just getting there.

Here it is.

Yes, baby.

That's the bus.

Two tickets.

We need to go on the bus to buenos aires.

Brendan.

We need to get on the bus to go to buenos aires.

It's an 18-hour bus ride.

Hey, I don't know where I'm going, but I'm a going.

That's the bus station.

Yeah!

We can do it.

There is a lot of cars here.

Look, there it is.

The terminal.

We need buenos aires.

Hey, guys.

Quit clowning around.

Let's go.

We're in the right place.

Aren't we going pass the parking lot?

Yeah, who's this.

The Mississippi girls are behind us for sure.

That's good.

And so are the teachers.

Wow, we're really late.

Oh, it's right here for buenos aires.

The ladies.

I mean, this race is so crazy, you never know what's going to happen.

Travel, weather.

We're just going to hope their bus breaks down.

Who knows.

Who knows?

Tracks because we heard a big bang and then we looked back and

the window had shattered.

The whole thing blew in.

Glass everywhere.

Luckily no one was hurt.

They're looking at it.

I don't know what they're going to do hopefully we just keep going.

I don't care.

They're playing with duct tape.

There could be teams passing us.

Every bus that flies by could potentially have other team members in them.

That might be them.

It better not be them.

That's a buenos aires bus.

Hopefully it was not them.

Blowing by us.

Awful.

Awful. Just awful.

Aires.

Something hit the side of the bus and crack the windows, but

we're back on the road.

There are four teams on the bus right now.

Our luck this happens to us.

This may allow them to catch up.

Slow and steady, come on.

Taxi's over there, guys.

Right there, baby.

Yeah, rapid-o.

Let's go.

You sure it's this right here?

No problem.

We're pretty sure that we're the last two teams arriving in buenos aires.

We just need to kick some ass.

The only thing we need to do today.

I see it.

Right here.

Stop, stop, stop, brother.

Get it, baby.

Go, go go,.

Where's the beef?

The cattle market is the largest in the world where

auction nears sell up to 1,300 cattlele a day.

When this auction near yells out the total weight in one of these

corals, teams must calculate the average weight per head while

the auction is going on and before the auction near moving

on to the next coral.

If they can come up with the right number and time, they'll

receive their next clue.

You do it.

Let's get out of the way before other teams notice.

I can't use the calculater.

You're great with numbers.

I hear the bell.

Whoo!

It stinks!

Up here.

You here, baby.

You're going to do great, baby.

Average weight.

Coral 58.

Your weight is 5,980.

I figured out that I had to take the average of the number of bulls in there.

He's yelling out numbers.

Really random numbers.

Let's go, baby!

Let's go!

All right.

Let's go!

Big brother.

We're not going follow those two nimrods.

There's a clue.

The horse.

Right tre!

Where's the beef?

Me.

I'll do it.

Roadblock.

I'll do it.

You may not use your calculator.

Oh, no.

I don't know anything about cows.

I don't know, baby, but you've got to do your best.

Oh, my God.

There's a lot of chaos.

I could just smell a kind of poo.

It smells so gross.

Caltle is right there.

Over here.

How are you doing, baby?

Did you get it, baby?

I have to go to a gaucho.

No?

Oh, damn.

Let's go, Rachel!

It was chaotic because there was people all along the rails and

trying to figure out what to do.

57.

You had to figure out under that stress of that auction.

So you've got give it to the gaucho in time for them to -- in

time before you have to start over.

We decided to work together.

I got 22.

I'm just kind of running around with my chicken with my

head cut off and I see Rachel and jmple j. Working together.

22.

Don't say anything.

Let's go, Marcus!

I work in cattle yards.

Check maters on scale.

He works with numbers.

He picked this challenge.

Because I'm glad he did because he's good at figuring.

Come on, rache!

I don't even know what I'm doing.

Are there's like a million cows everywhere.

I don't know anything about cows except that they taste good in steak.

Let's go, baby!

That's how my country boy does it.

How am I going to do this?

I ain't messing with these cattle.

Gaucho?

Gaucho.

No.

Go, go, go go,.

Right here!

Right here!

Come on.

Just get in.

Get in.

Go, go go, go!

Beat them.

There still may be a bus that hasn't arrived.

So that's what we're going to hope and pray for.

We've had a set back because of the window breaking up and

then having to stop and fix it.

We've been delayed about two hours.

So we're probably in last place.

This screwed us.

322.

Where's the gaucho, Rachel?

They're 500 kilos each?

No.

Come on, rache!

Let's focus.

342, I got it.

Yes.

I'll wait for you.

Good job.

Good job.

They just got the clues right now.

Teamwork!

That's right!

Take your time.

Take your time.

You're good.

You're good.

Make your way to the next pit stop.

All right.

Let's go.

Teams must now make their way by taxi to the famous gomero, a 200-year-old tree

standing in the center of the recoleta neighborhood.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

Go, Arthur!

Let's go, come on.

Did they help each other out.

Yeah, yeah.

That's fine.

Take your time, mark.

You can figure this out.

She's getting really frustrated.

I can't talk.

I'm really bad.

Rache can do it.

Brandon hates my guts right now.

Right now, we just need our teammates not to stress.

Follow -- that was great teamwork.

We helped our team.

Rachel from "big brother" was looking at us saying what do we do?

I'll help Rachel because we reciprocate.

The big brother, they're tag-alongs.

Sorry sucker, we're out of here.

I don't feel about that one bit.

I'm really bad.

Check one more.

Keep it cool.

Work with mark.

Come on, mark.

You and Rachel work together.

Rachel, we need to work together.

I'm not good at math!

Don't stress!

We've got it, lady.

We need a clue, don't we.

The horse!

The horse right up here!

Where's the beef?

I'm going to do it.

Put it away.

I just don't want them to see it.

I see it.

Up there.

I'll do it.

All right.

Go.

We're working together right now.

66 and then you got 400.

So would be 466.

Are thank you.

Mark.

Man, I'm missing that last decimal.

Dang, I'm sorry.

God, I'm sorry.

I forgot to round the last number!

Thank you!

Whoo!

Oh, my God, we got the clue.

Make your way to the next pit stop.

My bad.

Put the bag on.

We need a taxi?

Taxi!

Taxi!

Don't get frazzled.

Your know I'm not smart as you!

I can't believe I wasn't rounding the number off.

We could have got first place.

Please don't blame me.

I'm sorry.

You promised you wouldn't.

Baby, stop.

Stop.

Don't cry, please.

I'm sorry, I'm not blaming you.

I'm sorry.

Stop.

You're doing good.

Ok?

Rachel?

I can't do things under pressure.

Pressure. Stop, you're fine.

I'm trying.

Ok.

Get back in the game.

Ok?

You have a booger in your nose.

I love you very much and I'm sorry, I know I act like a jerk.

I don't mean to.

I just get really competitive.

I want to just push, push, push.

I'm sorry.

Ok?

Whoo!

Now, we're racing to the pit stop.

And again, it's us and them.

It's there.

There it is.

Go that way.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, baby!

I see Phil!

Come on, baby!

Whoo!

Are Phil!

-- Phil!

Rachel and Dave, you are team number one again!

And I have some great fuzz for you as the winner of this leg of

the race, you have won a tw trip for two from travelocity to the

beautiful beaches of the island of grenadea.

You'll spend seven nights at the mount cinnamon resort where

you'll visit the spice plantation, enjoy a kayak fishing tour and go fishing on

the baltazar river.

I definitely think there is a target on our back after coming in first.

Fortunately we have an express pass.

It's very much of a safety net at this point.

Art and j.J., you're team number two.

Come on, man!

Look at you you look like you just lost the race.

We're just so competitive.

The way we look at it right now, is we're probably in last place.

We don't know if they're ahead of of us or behind us.

It puts us in competition with everyone on this bus.

Oh, my God.

38.

6,730.

Oh, my God.

Come on, stays.

You've got this.

This is nerve wrecking.

Stacy is a math whiz but if there is a lot of distraction

and all of these guys are yelling out numbers and these

huge cows and the smell.

Yeah, we're country girls but we don't get this close toe cows.

Bopper and mark, you are team number three.

Yeah!

Come on, bro.

God.

Come on.

Come on, baby, let's do this.

Taxi?

We're a little bit behind so we're a little bit frantic.

Fast.

Follow them.

We'll soo what surprises are in -- we'll see what surprises are

in store for us today.

Whoo.

Come on, babe.

Brandon and Rachel, you are team number four.

Whoo!

Today, Brandon and I got into it a little bit.

I think we need to improve on talking things out.

Something bad happens, you move on.

38.

67.

28 times five.

It's been years and years since people have done math problems but I have an

11-year-old and I do have to help him with his homework.

Please be right.

320 kilos.

Yeah!

Kerri!

Go, kerri, fast!

Come on.

She got it?

Please, come on.

Yes!

Yes!

, come on, girl!

Make your way to next pit stop.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Wait, wait.

Right here.

Where's the beef?

You want to do it?

Sure.

Ay, yay, ya.

I think it's my turn.

It's my turn.

Where's the beef?

I'll do it.

They've got a lot of commotion going on, a lot of yelling.

I've never even seen these animals before really.

In New York, we just see them between two patties.

My brother has the better math skills than I do.

He went through my schooling than I did but I'm not sure about this.

He's horrible about math.

She's freaking got awful at math.

She's an English major.

The math is ridiculously hard.

Come on, girl.

Kerri and Stacy.

You were on the last bus, however the teams that were on

the second bus had a mechanical problem.

However you are team number five!

Yeah!

™?Awesome awesome are we awesome yeah â™?

You know you were on the last bus but the first bus broke down.

Consequently you are team number six.

Come on.

I haven't divided since I was like 15.

I've seen the other teams going up and down giving guesses

and my husband's sitting there concentrating on math.

I mean, I'm used to tuning out men.

I'm in my own world.

I can handle that.

Perfect.

I've got your back, babe.

Let's go.

Yeah, babe!

Thank you!

Whoa!

Er I don't suck at math!

I don't suck at math!

Please give him a clue.

Please give him a clue.

Come on, angel.

Dude, Vanessa got it quick, huh?

You did great.

But I got it right.

And there's three teams behind us now.

Joey, take your time.

Come on, drew!

Come on, drew.

Count the cattle, drew.

Help my husband, please.

Yo, work together.

I've got 28.

He's trying so hard.

I hate seeing him struggle.

I got it.

Don't show him.

Help me!

Brain of mine.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right.

All right.

Ay, yay, yay.

Go drew.

What did they write?

We're not making any friends here today.

Whoo!

Yeah, let's go.

Start her up.

Go, go, go, go.

Comeback boys.

What did we say?

No?

What am I doing wrong.

I love you.

Love you.

It's not over till it's over.

We can't give up.

And I hope he's not going to give up.

Come on, you can do this.

Whoo!

Vanessa and Ralph, any idea where you are?

Seven.

Five.

Seven.

Whoo.

I'm getting this wrong.

It's the worst thing we could have picked for him, it's math.

I shouldn't be laughing.

I'm laughing and crying.

He means well.

Come on.

Joey fitness and Danny, your -- you're team number eight.

You're still in it.

You're excited, huh?

The legend of Argentina.

Elliott and Andrew, you're team number nine.

Cutting it fine.

I feel so bad for him.

I know he's struggling.

I know he feels bad.

There's nothing I could do.

I wish I could help him.

He's going to feel real bad if we're eliminated.

Please, please, please say yes.

Thank you very much.

Let's go!

Let's do this.

Make your way to the next pit stop.

You didn't quit.

Nope.

The show must gone, right?

The show must go on, exactly.

You didn't quit on me.

You don't quit on the game.

I told you, I'm committed.

You can only hope it's not elimination.

Only hope.

Over there.

Come on.

Let's go.

David and cherie, you are the last team to arrive.

Unfortunately, you have both been eliminated from the race.

Any regrets?

No, not at all.

It will well me up to say this, but so many things in my life

had to come together to be at this moment in my time.

I'm just thankful, so thankful.

We're very lucky.

We're lucky to have each other and lucky to be here on "the amazing race."

Even though this was a short journey, I was proud of Dave.

He didn't give up.

Cherie and I have been through a lot worse in our close

to 20 years of marriage.

And at the owned of the day we still have each other so we really haven't lost.

So sweet.

I'm very, very lucky.

We're the luckiest couple on earth.

So.

Let's go off into the sunset, come on, honey.