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Ah- Fix that step.
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Morning!
I'm still sleeping.
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Happy anniversary.
Hmm.
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And they said
we wouldn't last.
Yeah.
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Who said that?
Oh, look at you.
You're cute.
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Go ahead. Open it.
What have you done?
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Nothing.
Something. Nothing.
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It's a View-Master.
Look inside.
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Oh, it's us.
[Chuckles]
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Look at how young
we are.
[Chuckling]
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[Clicks]
Oh, God, that perm.
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Yeah, it really
framed my face.
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[Clicks]
Why is there a picture
of a bracelet?
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Huh. Must be
some kind of a mistake.
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What the heck is that?
Phil, you didn't.
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What did he- did he?
Oh, my God.
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[Gasps]
It's beautiful.
Oh, sweetie, I love it.
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Okay, your turn.
My turn? Where is it?
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It's on the bureau.
Oh.
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I'm surprised
I didn't see it.
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Where?
It's there.
The red envelope.
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- Oh. So- Card.
- No. That's where you're wrong.
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I am so excited.
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Hey. Coupons for...
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five free hugs.
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- You don't like it?
- Are you kidding me? I love it.
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It's so creative. Coupons for hugs,
which are usually free.
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But this makes it official,
which is so great.
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I was so proud of myself
when I thought of it...
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because you're impossible
to buy for.
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You never
want anything.
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Um, things I want:
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Robot dog, night-vision goggles,
bug vacuum,
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G.P.S. Watch, speakers
that look like rocks.
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I love my wife,
but she sucks at giving gifts.
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I'm sorry for
the pay-channel language,
but- Oh, yogurt maker.
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I can't not think
of things I want.
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[Man]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey
Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey
Hey ♪♪
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I can't tell
if she needs a diaper change.
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I'd think we'd be able to tell.
No, with these diapers,
it's hard to tell.
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Triple leakage protection.
LeakLock. Contours
to protect her little body.
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No gapping or chapping.
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Cam, do you think
that maybe we need a-
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Night out.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yes.
Just a few hours
with a couple of adults,
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few drinks,
no baby talk.
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It'll make us better parents.
Stop drilling.
You've struck oil.
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We'll get Gloria to babysit.
We're going out.
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You got some spittle.
Do I? You know
who'd be fun to call?
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Sal.
Sal.
[Gasps]
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Ooh, raise
the roof, Lily.
Yeah.
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We're calling Sal.
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Sal is our very best friend
in the whole wide world.
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The reason we love her
so much...
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is she has absolutely
no inhibitions.
No.
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[Cameron] And that's
before she starts drinking.
Hanging out with her...
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is like an Amsterdam
Saturday night
every day of the week.
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And, ironically,
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Sal's not allowed
back into Amsterdam.
Any day of the week.
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[Gloria]
Of course we would love
to have the baby.
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All the other cousins
are sleeping over tonight.
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The more, the merrier.
Okay, see you tonight.
Bye-bye.
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Is Haley still coming?
[Phone Beeps]
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You're related.
I will spray you with the hose.
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All the grandkids are coming
over for Jay's Night.
Family tradition.
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Everybody wears p.j.'s,
which they love.
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I make my famous sloppy jays,
which are really sloppy joes...
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but made by Jay,
which they love.
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And then we all watch
a Western together,
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which they don't really care for,
but hey, it's Jay's Night.
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So, Mom, there's
a party tonight
at Andrew Adler's,
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and everybody's
gonna be there.
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Ooh, that sounds
like so much fun,
but I have other plans.
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Oh, that's hi-larious.
But I'm talking about me.
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That's unusual.
Honey, you said you'd go
to your grandfather's tonight.
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See, that's
what's so perfect about this.
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Andrew only lives,
like, a couple blocks
away from Grandpa's.
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- So I figured that I could go-
- Sweetie, you made a commitment.
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But I really want to go.
Plus, every time
I go over to Grandpa's,
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Manny just stares at me
the whole time.
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- Maybe if you wore a bra-
- Alex.
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What? I can't wait
to go to Grandpa's.
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Family means
everything to me.
'Cause you have no friends.
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No. Because
I love Grandpa.
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And he's getting older.
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Who knows how many years
he has left?
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Is Grandpa dying?
Didn't they tell you?
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Alex, stop torturing
your brother.
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No. Your grandfather
is fine.
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[Quietly]
For now.
[Game Beeping]
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[Doorbell Rings]
Hmm. Who could that be?
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You expecting
someone special?
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- [Door Opens]
- Thank you.
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Flowers too?
I'm sorry.
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Oh, what are you
apologizing for?
They're gorgeous.
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That's too much.
With the View-Master
and the bracelet...
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and the flowers
and the balloons-
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Balloons?
They're attached
to your car.
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[Gasps]
I just don't want you
to feel bad...
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about your little...
coupons.
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Wait a minute.
You- You thought the coupons
were your only present?
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Are you kidding me?
They aren't?
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No! Oh, Phil, come on.
It's our anniversary.
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Those coupons were just,
like, a fun little way
to kick off the day.
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Your real present
is coming tonight,
and you're gonna love it.
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[Chuckles]
Love it.
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Cool.
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I got nothing.
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I'm so screwed.
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Oh, this place brings back
so many memories.
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- Oh, my God!
- Sal!
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Get up! Get up!
Get in here! Big bear!
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Oh, my baby cub!
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Oh, my God.
Look at you.
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- Oh! You guys notice
anything different?
- Your hair's longer, right?
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No.
Did you get
your teeth bleached?
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No. Let me give you
a little hint. Ba-boobs!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Those are sensational.
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I know, right?
You wanna touch 'em?
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I'm gay, not dead.
Are you okay with this?
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Yeah. You're drinking
a passion-fruit daiquiri.
I'll be fine.
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Okay, get in there.
I'm coming in.
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♪♪ [Gloria Singing Loudly
In Spanish]
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So, Lily likes that,
that... singing?
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- Yes. It relaxes her.
- Oh, okay.
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♪♪ [Continues]
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So Lily's deaf.
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[Doorbell Rings]
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- [Door Opens]
- There are my little stinkers.
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[Alex]
Howdy.
Hi, Grandpa.
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Come on in.
[Gloria]
Hey.
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[Alex]
Hola.
Hola, hola.
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Well, hello there, Haley.
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Take it down
a notch, Jethro.
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So, you guys ready
for some fun?
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What?
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I love you, Grandpa,
and I'm never gonna
forget you.
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Okay, okay.
Back at ya, champ.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is a pajama party.
Where's your p.j.'s?
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Yeah, they're in my bag.
I need to talk to you
about something.
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- She wants to go to a party
with Dylan, Grandpa.
- Shut up, Alex.
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It's at my friend
Andrew Adler's. He lives
three blocks from here.
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Oh. Walking distance.
Right.
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So I wouldn't ask you this,
because I love coming
to your house,
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but it's kind of an
important party, and I-
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Somebody invites you over,
the last thing you wanna do
is insult them.
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- Exactly.
- I'm glad we agree.
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[Laughs]
Oh, my God.
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That was so easy.
This is awesome.
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You really
don't understand what just
happened there, do you?
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[Jay]
P.j.'s on, Haley!
What?
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Um, I would be happy
to let her change in my room.
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[Doorbell Rings]
Hmm.
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Who could that be?
Are you expecting
someone special?
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I just know
that there's someone
at the door.
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- Rock on, Phil Dunphy.
- Bam! Read it and weep, Phil.
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Oh.
It's the Iz.
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- [Phil] Who?
- Izzy LaFontaine
from Spandau Ballet.
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Dizzy Dontaine
from Spa- Hey.
He's got it now.
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He's got it. He's just
seriously freaking out.
Yes!
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Phil loves Spandau Ballet.
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That song "True"
was playing in the car
the first time we kissed.
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It's our song.
So I did some research,
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found out that the lead guitarist
lives, like, 40 miles from here.
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He was in the phone book.
How '80s is that?
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I never liked
Spandau Ballet.
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Our entire marriage,
I never once
mentioned Spandau Ballet.
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Am I even
pronouncing that right?
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Here to play
a private concert for us
is the guitarist-
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Bass player, actually.
And lead singer-
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Well, backup, backup.
Of Spandau Ballet.
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Between Richard Miller
and Martin Kemp.
Oh, those guys.
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[Chuckles]
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I miss you two guys
so much.
Oh.
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So, so much. To us.
Yeah.
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To us.
To us, the Three
Musketeers. Whoo!
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- Cabo!
- What?
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Seriously, you bastards.
We've been talking
about it forever.
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We're doing it.
We're going to Cabo.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
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All right. Let's go.
Yeah. Yes. Yes.
That would be fun.
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Fun? Are you joking?
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Margaritas,
you guys, these guys.
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It's gonna be epic.
Yeah, but we need
to find someone for Lily.
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Okay, okay. Um,
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how much are you gonna
pay me to go make out
with the waitress?
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All right.
Now, wait. Which one?
The old one or the young one?
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- Ooh.
- Ten for the young one,
20 for the old.
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I am about to make 30 bucks.
[Squeals]
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I'm just gonna go check
on Lily real quick.
Right now?
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Yeah. It'll just
take a second.
Well, I'm just-
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You're gonna miss me
sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
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It'll just take a second.
Real fast.
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[Sighs]
You should kill that baby.
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- What?
- You should call the baby.
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I love you guys so much.
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Did she just-
I'm scared.
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I got nothing.
I think I have
a very good pair.
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You sure do, honey.
[Alex]
And I got squat.
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I don't think
I have anything either.
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Are you kidding me?
That's a straight.
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Really?
[Jay]
She wins.
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[Alex]
You won.
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I win.
You got it, Haley.
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You know what?
I think I deserve a soda.
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- [Manny] Good job, Haley.
- [Alex] Did you see that?
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[Gloria]
"I don't know how to play."
[Alex] She didn't even know.
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[Manny]
You know, she deserves it.
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[Jay]
Hi, honey.
Oh!
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Gee, you scared me.
How did you-
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Lightbulb went out. You
don't change these right away,
you never get around to it.
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There. Now I can see everything
that goes on around here.
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[Jay]
I've had a little
practice at this.
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Haley wasn't throwing
anything at me
I hadn't seen before...
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00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,966
from her mother
and then some.
218
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,260
But nobody
gets off The Rock.
219
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:39,806
Right. Here's a track.
Wasn't so popular in America.
220
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Got to number six on
the Netherlands charts though.
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That whole summer
I couldn't walk to
the corner in Amsterdam...
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without mobs of birds
coming up and asking me
for the double bubble.
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Okay, just play it, I think.
Yeah.
224
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,902
♪♪ [Bass]
He's- He's awesome, honey.
225
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,737
You're welcome.
♪ Tonight ♪
226
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:59,283
♪ So right ♪
227
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,787
♪ Lover ♪
Hey, Phil, I think your lover
wants a kiss from you.
228
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,039
Oh. Okay.
229
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,750
Oh, come on, man.
She's not your sister.
Give her a proper snog.
230
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,502
- [Chuckles]
- [Laughs]
231
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,546
Oh! Oh.
♪♪ [Stops]
232
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,381
- Oh.
- [Claire] You all right?
233
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:18,719
That's a bad joke. Not funny.
My sister lost her feet to
complications from diabetes.
234
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,305
Okay. Can I get you
some water there, guy, or-
235
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,391
- Yeah.
- No. You got tea?
236
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,685
Yes, of course.
I'II get that.
Chamomile.
237
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,146
You don't miss a minute.
Okay.
[Chuckles]
238
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,067
Oh, God. Why did-
You know, look
at what I'm doing.
239
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,319
I'm- I'm making it
all about me. What a downer.
No.
240
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,363
It's your evening.
Let's make it great, man.
No.
241
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,575
- Name your playlist. I'll do it all.
- Oh, um, just the classics.
242
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,869
- Let's play the hits.
- We'll get to the hits, obviously.
243
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,621
Go to the back catalog, man.
Favorite B-side.
244
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:49,458
That's fun. Yeah, that's fun.
Uh, just- I'm so bad with titles.
245
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,712
- Hum it.
- ♪♪ [Humming]
246
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,882
- ♪ Tonight ♪
- I just did that one, didn't I? Yeah.
247
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,467
That's why it's in the noodle.
So I guess-
248
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,220
♪♪ [Humming]
249
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:06,893
- No. What album is that on?
- Second. I wanna say second.
250
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:11,272
- What's on the cover?
- There's a warlock, I think,
or a seascape.
251
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,982
Warlock.
Oh. Millennium Sunrise.
252
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,192
Millennium Sunrise.
Right. There is
no Millennium Sunrise record.
253
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,862
What- What?
You're not a Fandau.
254
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,656
You didn't even know
who I was at the door.
I saw it in your eyes.
255
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,159
Please don't say anything
to Claire. She made a mistake.
Am I being punk'd?
256
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,453
This means so much to her,
and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
257
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,789
Her feelings? Well,
what about my feelings?
This is my career, man.
258
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,584
You know, my music
was the soundtrack
to people's lives.
259
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,420
Now I'm nothing.
How do you think that feels?
This is really humiliating.
260
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,172
No, no, no.
Don't go. Don't go.
261
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,507
Hey. What are
you guys doing?
262
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,553
He let me touch it!
263
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,805
Yeah, I think she
said "kill," Cam. I do.
264
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,558
Maybe it was just a joke.
She's always had
a dark sense of humor.
265
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,560
That's true.
Remember her Halloween costume?
266
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,063
When she came
as Siegfried
and part of Roy.
267
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:55,358
It was too soon.
Yeah. Yeah.
This was just a joke.
268
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,945
Yes. Yeah. Here she comes.
I'm gonna bring up Lily.
We'll see what she says.
269
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:01,197
Show her some pictures.
Pay up, bitches.
270
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,699
[Screeches]
Whoa. More drinks.
271
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,952
- Free drinks.
- Wow.
272
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,412
Sal, you've got to look
at these pictures.
What are they?
273
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,123
It's Lily
at the zoo.
Oh, cute.
274
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,835
Look at that one.
Cute! Cute.
Cutie, cutie, cute, et cetera.
275
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,047
So you guys are gonna have
to bring Lily to Cabo,
276
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,007
now that you're the guys
that always bring Lily?
277
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,593
Well, you know-
Yeah, probably.
278
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,054
- I will throw her in the ocean.
- What?
279
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,348
I said I gotta go pee.
280
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,433
Okay, that wasn't
even close.
Nope.
281
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:37,024
I mean, what do we do?
Do we say something?
How do we even bring it up?
282
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,860
She threatened our child,
and that's your concern- a segue?
283
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,196
You know what this is?
What?
284
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,408
This is
first-child syndrome.
What?
285
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,995
It's where the first child is happy,
and then the second child
comes along,
286
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,498
and the first child gets
jealous of the second child
and starts acting out.
287
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,626
Yes. That's brilliant,
except Sal's not our child, so-
288
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,129
Well, think about it.
We've practically
done everything for her.
289
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,131
We've held her
when she's cried.
290
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,466
We've carried her
when she couldn't walk.
291
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,011
We've done everything
but potty-train her.
Um- Hey, guys.
292
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,054
Hey.
Hey.
293
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,849
- I was thinking- Oh.
- Oh. Sorry.
294
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:13,936
When we go to Cabo,
we have to find a hotel
with a swim-up bar,
295
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,064
'cause this going back
and forth to the bathroom
is a fool's game.
296
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,692
Okay, let's get
more drinks.
Sal, we got to talk.
297
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,778
- It's about Lily.
- Oh, shocker.
298
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,905
Okay.
Do you think
it's at all possible...
299
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,283
that maybe- maybe
you're jealous of her?
Pfft!
300
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,202
What? What?
[Laughing]
It's just-
301
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,205
I don't know.
I don't- Where-
Why would you say that?
302
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,249
Well, because you won't
look at any pictures
of her...
303
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,877
and you talked
about killing her and
throwing her in the ocean.
304
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,921
Okay, that was a joke,
you guys. Come on.
305
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,882
Fine. Show me
the pictures of Yoko.
306
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,717
See, it's-
Sal.
307
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,887
It's a joke. You guys! Come on.
'Cause she's Asian,
and she broke up our group.
308
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:52,224
I- I just- Look,
let's at least acknowledge that
things have changed between us.
309
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,686
And you know what? Because
Lily's here doesn't mean
we love you any less.
310
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,897
No. Absolutely not.
What's wrong?
311
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,859
We used to be really close,
and you used to call me a lot.
And now you never call me.
312
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,070
Well, but we-
[Sal]
No.
313
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,322
And last week
I had a really bad dream,
314
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,200
and I was thinking,
"Okay, I'm gonna call them."
315
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,994
And then I thought,
"Oh, no, you can't call them...
316
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,831
because you might
wake up their baby."
317
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,709
You can always call.
Oh, honey, always call us.
318
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:22,129
No. I'm sorry
we haven't been there.
We're here now, okay?
319
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,590
[Mouths Words]
[Mouths Words]
320
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,176
Okay?
[Burps]
321
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,220
Feel better?
I think you just
put a little-
322
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,388
[Sal Groans]
Spittle?
323
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,016
[Mumbling]
Okay.
Okay.
324
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,896
Did she just fall asleep?
I wish Lily
would fall asleep like that.
325
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,856
Give her eight shots of tequila.
326
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,359
♪♪ [Gloria Singing]
327
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,698
[Crying]
I don't understand
why she's not falling asleep.
328
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,034
I have a theory.
[Jay]
I got the movie.
329
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,330
Manny, why don't you
go fire up some popcorn?
330
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,584
You looking for these?
331
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,212
You took my shoes?
No, I took your freedom.
332
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,298
Sorry, kid.
It ain't your night.
Why are you being like this?
333
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,260
I just wanted
to go to that party
for, like, two hours.
334
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,513
I would've been back by now.
Would that have killed you?
335
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,682
She's just like her mother.
336
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,767
Why are you
treating Haley like this?
337
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,936
Me? She's the one
acting like a pill.
338
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,980
You're taking this
too personally.
339
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,816
When I was Haley's age,
I loved my grandfather,
340
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,360
but I still wanted
to go to parties
and be with boys.
341
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,697
I know. I know.
So did Claire... and Mitchell.
342
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:33,409
But you know what?
You try to put something
over on me, you're gonna lose.
343
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,120
So, what? Now you're gonna
make this into a big game?
344
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,331
I'm trying to keep 'em
around a little bit longer, that's all.
345
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:43,377
I mean, who knows
how many nights like this
I got left?
346
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,841
I miss you already.
What's wrong
with this kid tonight?
347
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,678
Go in the kitchen
and help out the guys,
and I'll be right in.
348
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,599
It's great that you
wanna spend time
with your granddaughter,
349
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,601
but is this really the way?
350
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:03,230
Fine.
You're a good abuelo.
351
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,984
She's upstairs.
I know.
352
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,946
Dylan!
353
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,783
Yeah?
Get up.
354
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,745
You're here to take Haley
to the party, right?
355
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,664
Yeah.
She's in the house.
356
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,835
How did you know
I was here?
357
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,129
This is how I first met Phil.
358
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,843
Thanks again, Grandpa.
We'II be back by 11:00.
359
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,387
- I will track you down.
- I believe that.
360
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,224
- What's that smell?
- Sloppy jays. Help yourself.
361
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:43,020
There's plenty left.
Oh. Sloppy jays
because your name's Jay.
362
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,022
Right on.
363
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,358
Can't believe she's into this guy.
364
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,151
If you want,
I'll fix you a plate.
365
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,112
Yeah, definitely.
That'd be great.
But what about the party?
366
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,156
We can go in just a minute.
Just let-
[Gunshot]
367
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:58,202
Oh, no way.
The Gunfighter.
I love this movie.
368
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,329
Dylan, the party.
369
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,249
Oh. But... cowboys.
370
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,876
Don't fight it, Haley.
They never grow up.
371
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,128
Thanks.
I'm going to the kitchen
for an espresso.
372
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,923
Anybody need anything?
[Alex]
No, thanks.
373
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,716
[Claire]
Okay.
374
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,927
Two, three, four.
375
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:19,056
♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪
376
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,433
The year was 1991.
377
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,936
America was immersed
in Desert Storm.
378
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,939
♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪
379
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,901
Meanwhile, stateside,
another storm was brewing...
380
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,153
in my heart.
[Laughs]
381
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,155
This is stupid, isn't it?
This is-
No.
382
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,243
- Is it stupid, Phil?
- No. Just keep- keep going, Claire.
383
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,370
- It's wonderful.
- Okay.
384
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:45,541
♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪
After a romantic dinner
at Fratelli's,
385
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,585
a certain nervous young couple
shared their first kiss...
386
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,381
as the radio played this song.
387
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,014
♪ So true ♪
388
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349
♪ Funny how it seems ♪
389
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,643
♪ Always in time ♪
390
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,730
♪ But never in line
for dreams ♪
391
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,232
♪ Head over heels ♪
392
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,985
♪ When toe to toe ♪
393
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,613
♪ This is the sound of- ♪
You know what?
394
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,199
No. No. Sorry.
Sorry. Not gonna do it.
395
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,993
Yes. Yes.
What's wrong?
396
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,287
- What's going on?
- Do you even know
the name of this song?
397
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,622
P-
"True."
398
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,499
"True."
"True."
399
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,418
Right.
This is false. See?
400
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,420
I'm not gonna play "True"
for someone who's false.
401
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,464
See, he doesn't-
He doesn't even
know the band.
402
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,966
He's not a fan,
a Fandau.
Yes, he does know the band.
403
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,053
'Cause this is our song.
You love this song.
Tell him this is our song.
404
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,139
- Right. Tell him, Phil.
- It's not our song, Claire.
405
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,808
Our song is "If You Leave"
by Orchestral Manoeuvres
in the Dark.
406
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,977
Oh!
[Claire]
Are you sure?
407
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,813
Pretty sure.
I sang it at our wedding.
408
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,815
Oh, I'm an idiot.
409
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,651
Well, actually, he's the idiot.
He fell in love to a break-up song.
410
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,572
Ignore him.
This is beautiful. I love it.
I hate this. I hate this.
411
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,408
You're so sweet and nice,
and I can't even give you...
412
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,452
a decent
anniversary present.
413
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,747
I love you so much,
and I feel you just
are never gonna know it.
414
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,334
I know it. I know it. Yes.
You do know it?
415
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,796
You do?
And this is an awesome gift.
416
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,839
You know why?
Why?
417
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,384
You just gave us a new song.
Okay.
418
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,844
Sort of brought you
back together, eh?
419
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,554
Seems.
Sort of. Yeah.
420
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,100
Rekindled fires
of a dying passion?
Sure.
421
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,436
Shot a ray of hope
into this gloomy
suburban lie?
422
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,438
All right, buddy.
Just play it, lzzy.
423
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,941
[Man]
♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪
For you, Claire.
424
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,985
♪ I know this ♪
425
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,572
♪ Much is true ♪
426
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:44,451
♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪
427
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,246
♪ I know this ♪
428
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,833
♪ Much is true ♪♪
429
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,171
[Man On TV]
Okay, partner.
430
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,466
I knew Mr. Frazzlebottom wasn't
gonna pass up a free one.
[Slurping]
431
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,886
She is so sweet.
Isn't she?
432
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,389
Like a little angel.
Hmm.
433
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,391
Let me hold her.
434
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,605
[Grunts]
Oh, thank God.
435
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,153
[Man On TV]
Why don't you button up
your britches and go home?
436
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,163
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