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haha

stop

haha

everyone I'd like to um

make a toast to the bride and groom

Phoenix and Ryan Ryan

you've always been a good friend to me growing up um

I'm really excited for you

and I think Phoenix is gonna be a great catch oh

cheers cheers

cheers cheers cheers cheers

alright

there you go get that thing off

come on tiger animal

kid animal alright

oh yeah which one of you guys ready to not be an animal

oh

it's only got none of you close to you

my life is over my life is over

it's not over yeah

tell him you're telling me earlier

how great it is to settle down right

I guess I'll never be seeing either of you two again

that's it wait a minute

you can totally hang out don't start yeah

it's such a good chain now

I love you guys

we see which one of your friends here is about to

about to have their lives change hmm

in a very good way yeah where's

right there go for it

alright who's it gonna be

be back there who's it gonna be maybe

one

two

three no oh

alright

oh you're such a pretty bride

everyone stay away haha

got that right I don't know about you guys

but I could definitely go for some cake cake time

cake cake

cake cake

cake

bro keep this man mom

you earned it for you gorgeous thanks

I might end up in your cake I know how you go

let's do this thing look at it

oh that cake looks so good

you got it I got it baby alright okay

yep just like this

oh

that looks so cute let me get a plate

happily in love

what it's all about

she had no problem you wonder why she got the bouquet

I'll feed you first baby

yeah yeah

okay now we agreed

you know yeah exactly

we agreed to be a good boy

yeah for once

haha

oh in your mouth baby

haha

your turn alright

here we go

you ready I'm ready

oh no

you guys said that would be funny

here we go again dude

you never take my advice you took it this time

and all the time when you get married

oh my goodness oh

the cake that cake's good though

you better go try to save that babe

she'll be okay I'll

go

oh my God this is serious

yeah I've never seen her so angry

she was pissed

what an idiot idiot

bradzilla went nuts

bradzilla for real hey

hey how how did it go about

she's not happy obviously

no but like

she's really not happy like she won't even talk to me

she's in the room

and maybe you shouldn't have smashed cake in her face

well I yeah

obviously that was really dope

fuck both of you that was your idea

follow our ideas and now you do

I never follow your ideas when it turns out good

that's for sure Ryan

you shouldn't listen to these goof heads no

you're a fucking idiot anyway

that's I'm her best friend

I'm gonna go try to fix yes

I feel partly responsible

like I got you into this mess

she's gonna need it oh yeah

go follow the person who licks the knife and

right

well uh

cake anybody so should we start the divorce papers now

we're gonna be fine we're gonna

they're gonna talk it out

and everything's gonna be fine yeah

you'll be alright

don't worry about everything's gonna be okay

my day

fucking asshole

haha

if all those people were motherfucker

Phoenix

Phoenix are you okay

did you see what he did I did

he's such a fucking asshole

yeah that was pretty dumb

it was bad look at my face

oh my God you got cake all over

come here you have

my dress doesn't fit my fucking tits are falling out

I mean come here

baby girl why I can't chew you up come here

don't no no

don't make me smile right now

why is he so mean

I don't know that's your man

I'm over men

I mean I got married today

and he treated me like shit on our wedding day

couldn't make it to the honeymoon for it

said shows true colors

well you chose the wedding life

um we haven't done this since college

I know but it'll make me

feel better excuse me done what since college

ha ha ha ha ha

aren't you married

did you see what he did to me

you don't you want to make her feel better

you're the best man I I well get back to the wedding

I think we should find out if he is the best man

I know I should probably go to the

that's really cute

no see you we've always shared at least the penis

oh my God really so you gonna let us

I guess I do have a question

head on lock and key

do I get 1st DIB since it's my day it's your day

I definitely don't want to hurt you with these

remember that scar you've got

talk about those days

I know it's just so sweet and innocent

you look so hot sucking dick with your bail on

I was right about you what what the fuck

what what

I like to go on I'm a great play partner

as you can tell my partner he likes to play

hmm you could some rubbing on our floors

hmm

you dirty little slut hmm you share well hmm

you

might shove it in my asshole and lick it out

speaking of asshole

have you seen how tight my girls dress

look at that ass though

oh yes

oh fuck

oh my God your tongue so fucking good

you're gonna piss or asshole

look at that what she likes

oh yeah

she's really fucking dirty when she doesn't

she always wants that ass though

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah oh fuck you

oh fuck

oh yeah

that's about my fucking ass

you know that's so fucking good when you do that

I have to touch my fucking pussy just to rub my ass

oh fuck

oh my God

yeah yeah

oh how fat her fucking ass is rubbing in you

oh yeah

oh my God yes

yeah yeah fucking this

oh my God

I wanna be a good girl

hmm hmm

yes

now you rub it against your fucking asshole

oh my God

I made me such a dirty boy huh

I mean fuck everybody at this fucking party

oh my God

it's so fucking good yeah

you hear about all those stories

fucking bridesmaids who tell me how to bang them out

oh my God

oh my

God you're so fucking gorgeous

oh my God

you're so good that's why you love me

oh my God

yeah yeah

you're being a greedy fucking bitch again

oh my God

look at that

hmm

oh fuck

hmm

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

this one feels so fucking good

yeah ah ah

ah ah ah

oh my God

ah ah

oh my God

it feels so fucking good yeah

yeah ah

oh

oh my God

oh

take that fucking

here comes the bride

oh my God

I guess I have to wait for the night

oh my fucking God

oh my God

oh these fucking titties

oh my God

yeah I got my fucking throat what are you doing

put their fucking hands in my throat you know that

your tongue is touching my tits

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck yes

why are you punishing me huh

why are you punishing me dude

why you do fat ass though

oh my God

oh my God oh

that fucking car oh

that fucking cock you know

you're the best man

your dick's a lot fucking bigger than his

builds me up

and I can actually climax off of your fucking cock

that's how you really feel

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

you know I could be a dirty girl

I heard you like to kinky me

you know who else likes to kinky

did you bend over this little fucking slime

and then I'll put it oh fuck my mouth

and those cute little tiny feet

oh my God

oh my God

yeah yeah

oh my God

yes oh fuck

oh oh

my God yes

yeah yeah

oh yes

it feels so fucking good yes

yes oh

my God oh no

it's so fucking good yes

oh yes

fucking so good my fucking good

oh my God yes

fuck oh my God

oh shit

oh

shit

oh my God

that was fucking hot get back inside

oh oh

my God yes yes

oh

fuck I'm coming

I'm coming yes

come for us come for us

come on

oh my God

oh

shit

oh

you're gonna cry

oh

no I can't

just like that just like that ah

ah ah

ah

yes oh

oh my fucking God yes

hmm

fuck

that is so fucking hot

hmm

hmm hmm

oh shit

I was hoping to get late at this wedding with this

this is fucking awesome

I know it's really hot

I know what it looks better than that

oh my God and it makes her fucking ass look so good

oh my God

oh that's so cute yes

yes yes

oh fuck yes

fucking come again

oh fuck yeah

oh oh oh

oh oh fuck oh

oh yes yes

yes yes

yes oh fuck

oh

oh fuck come here come here

oh my God yes

yes

come on come on

fucking best man this goddamn wedding

come on the only fucking man

fucking at this whole entire wedding right now

oh my God oh my God yes

oh shit oh my God

oh fuck

I suck and bite all over

mm mm oh my God

it's so good mm mm

oh

fuck shit

look how pretty my ring is against your dick

it's just glistening oh my God

your fucking pussy juices

I'm sweat for you

hmm

that's a little bit of mine

oh my goodness

hmm

oh fuck this dick is so much better

isn't it

I don't know

cause bitch I don't leave her

I don't fuck husbands

I'd share any fucking dick in the world with you

just want me to fuck them

what

yes

this is a good day to get fucked by

come here fucking sweet her pussy

oh oh

oh

fuck yeah

oh you're so cute oh oh

oh yeah yeah

yeah I'm gonna watch you more

you're so dirty yeah shake your dick

yes

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God oh my God

fucking good

oh fuck

oh my God oh my God oh my God

fuck oh

oh my God

oh

you wanted it

it's doing what you said

hmm yeah

hmm hmm hmm

yeah

oh oh oh

oh yeah yeah

oh oh

oh

fuck

I do like that shit

I love the way you smile and your butt too

oh my God yeah

yeah

oh fuck fuck yeah

this friend has no problem getting on that

it's not that fucking rat in the red dress

oh yes it's so fucking hot

hmm

oh my God

that's what real men do they fucking

oh my God

oh yes yes

yes

oh

yes it feels so good

oh yes

oh my God

nice little fucking hot mess

oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh fuck this oh

oh shit

oh fuck

oh yeah

so now

the fucking body knows how big of a fucking whore I am

I got you

you're so good

and then I'm not gonna tell Ryan about this right

you know I ain't saying that

so

when he finds out how fucking creamy my pussy still is

later let him taste it

look at that baby girl

look at you

there you go

definitely here comes the fucking rain

we should probably get back to that reception

yeah you guys should kiss and make up

and we did our job

what are friends for best friends best friends

such a lucky bride

hmm

I thought that fucking come inside

naughty America

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