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Morning, Mom.
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Hey, I need my
permission slip signed
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for my field trip next week.
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No slip, no trip.
No trip, I flip.
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Kind of busy here.
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So am I.
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I mean, I have a
test to study for,
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a paper to write, and I
still find time to bug you.
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Sweetie, I run an
accounting firm,
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I take care of two
kids, cook, clean,
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do the laundry, and have
to convince your father
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his hair isn't thinning.
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You really want to
compete with me?
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I get it. You're busy.
I'll just sign it for you.
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No, K.C., you
really shouldn't...
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Wow!
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You do my signature
better than I do.
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Is there anything
you aren't good at?
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Yes, failing!
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Well, you're just
perfect, aren't ya?
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Well, I am Mom
and Dad's favorite.
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Yeah, right.
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There's my K.C.!
My pride and joy...
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Uh... Hello?
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Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
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You guys want to laugh?
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K.C. thinks she's your favorite.
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Funny, right?
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Right? Mom?
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Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Just because K.C.
has an A average,
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she's a black belt
in karate, and she
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single-handedly
retrofitted the whole house
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to run on solar power,
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doesn't mean you're
not as good as...
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Hey, look, breakfast is ready!
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So, I'm thinking
tonight you come over,
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hack into the school's network
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and switch all the cute
boys into my classes.
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Okay.
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Marisa, as much as I
enjoy risking expulsion
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so that you can get a date,
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tonight is a school night and...
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Please don't say
it. I need to study.
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She said it.
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Okay. How many times
do we have to go over this?
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Study, bad.
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Party, good.
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The first dance of
the year is Friday night
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and we are going.
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♪ And we're gonna get
all boom, boom pretty on ♪
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♪ Shakira, I hear ya
Shakira, I hear ya ♪
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♪ My hips... My hips... ♪
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Marisa. Marisa. Marisa. Yeah.
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Half of the school
is now staring at us.
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How embarrassing.
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Why isn't the
other half staring?
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Okay, look, the point
is even if I wanted to go,
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which I don't, I have a
robotics club meeting
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Friday night.
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Ugh, come on, K.C.,
you're going to that dance
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and having some fun.
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Yes, because there's
nothing more fun
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than sitting around
and watching you flirt
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with guys all night, waiting
for one to talk to me...
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Which thankfully never happens.
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Because every time I
do trying talk to a guy,
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I just come off sound
like a complete idiot.
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I mean, my brain says
something really cute
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and funny, but my
mouth is just kind of like,
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"Blah blahbitty blah blah blah."
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Oh, come on! You
are exaggerating.
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How are you doing, Marisa?
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Oh, hey, Ryan, cute jacket.
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Thanks. Hey, K.C..
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Hey jacket, cute jacket.
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I mean, hey cute, Ryan jacket.
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Hey, j...
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Oh, just kill me.
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I'm worried about K.C..
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I... I just hope testing
her is the right thing to do.
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It's all going to be okay.
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She's never met a
test she couldn't ace.
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Ha ha ha... Takes
after her old man.
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She sure does.
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Oh, here she comes.
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K.C.?
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My name is Wally.
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I'm with a secret
government agency.
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It can't be that
much of a secret
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if you go around telling people.
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This is my ID.
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You need to come with me.
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Okay.
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Uh, I think you
have the wrong K.C..
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Let me just show you my ID.
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Oh! My belly button!
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I think you just turned
my outie into an innie!
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Ow! Ow! Let me go!
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Please stop that!
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Ow!
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Help!
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Help!
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Let me go!
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Okay, uh...
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the police just got here...
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and they said that they're
going to wait outside
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and give you one last
chance to let me go,
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and if you do...
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they won't be mad.
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Man, this is gonna hurt.
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Okay, seriously, I can't
just hang here all day.
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Stand back! All right?
I watch reality shows.
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I will scratch your eyes out
and scar you emotionally.
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One minute, forty two seconds.
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A new record!
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Okay, I don't know what
is wrong with you people,
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but if you think my
parents are gonna pay
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some big ransom,
you are sadly mistaken.
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Okay. They are not rich.
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They are just
boring accountants.
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Now, I wouldn't
say we're boring.
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And accounting
isn't our only job.
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Honey, we're also spies.
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And we need your
help on a mission.
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What?
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Okay, so let me
just get this straight.
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Um, basically, you guys have
been lying to me my entire life.
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Honey, we wanted to
tell you we were spies,
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but we weren't allowed to.
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Well, we could have, but
then we would've had to kill you.
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You guys are joking, right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I just don't get it.
Why me? I'm j...
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What were you
guys talking about?
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Nothing!
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Are you planning a
surprise party for me?
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I knew you guys wouldn't
forget my birthday...
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again.
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But why me?
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I'm just a regular kid.
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A regular kid? No.
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We had you tested
when you were three,
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you were certified a genius.
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You used to read
us bedtime stories.
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Shakespeare.
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Wait, I'm a... I'm a genius?
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Why didn't you
guys tell me that?
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Because we didn't want
you to get a big head...
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Which, according to the
tests, you already have,
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because your brain is so big.
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And let's face it,
sweetie, you kick butt!
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Your first lesson
at "Karate Kiddies"
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when you were five, you
crushed your sensei's windpipe.
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Wa... You guys said
he choked on a raisin.
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Again... Whoa.
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Plus, you're perfect
for this mission,
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because you go to Hamilton High.
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Our intel shows
one of the students
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is an undercover teen spy
working for the other side.
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Now, we need someone
on the inside we can trust.
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Your mission, if you
choose to accept it...
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I love saying that.
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It gets old, baby.
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Is to identify that spy
and recover the code
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for a new virus that
jams cell towers,
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rendering every
mobile device useless,
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thus creating worldwide havoc.
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You mean it all goes down?
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No texting, no selfies,
no super cute kitten pics...
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no checking in?
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If I go somewhere
and I can't check in,
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how will I even know
that I was there?
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Tell me about it.
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But, sweetie, you
can help stop the virus.
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So, what do you
say, K.C.? Are you in?
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Oh, hey!
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Any chance you
changed your mind about
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going to the dance? Because
a lot of cute boys are going!
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Please. Marisa,
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you know that school
dances are not my thing.
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Plus, I have way too
much going on to be
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worrying about meeting some...
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Boy!
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Who is that boy?
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Lincoln Treadwell.
He just moved to D.C.
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From where? Heaven?
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Wait, um, just moved to D.C.?
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Wow, this mission is
gonna be a lot more fun
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than I thought it would be.
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What do you mean?
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Nothing.
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Oh, sorry, I can't eat with
you. I have to go to detention.
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Wait. You're in trouble again?
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Oh, no. No, no, no. It's
a dedication ceremony.
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They're naming
the room after me.
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Of course I'm in trouble.
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Hey, Reena. How you doing?
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Let me guess, you don't
have anyone to sit with,
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so you figured sitting
with the girl sitting by
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herself in a wheelchair
was better than sitting alone?
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I would not have put
it that way, but okay.
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Well, too bad! I'm
saving these seats.
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Sure, you are.
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Ermahgerd, Reena!
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Why is that annoybot
sitting in my seat?
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Hi, Julie.
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Uh, my name's not
Julie, it's Juli. J-U-L-I.
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No E!
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I was just leaving, Juli no E.
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And, by the way, not only do you
have no 'e', but you have no class.
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Uh, of course I have
no class. It's lunch.
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Activate eavesdrop mode.
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The code for the cell
tower jamming program
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is embedded in a smart phone.
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Your contact will hand
off at the school dance...
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Friday night.
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That's too bad.
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I was just about to
post really cute selfie.
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You and me, both,
brother. You and me both.
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Dad, come in, Dad.
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Hi, honey. Hologram-high-five.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I pull that on all the rookies.
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So, what do you got?
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I spotted the target.
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He's going by the name
of Lincoln Treadwell.
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He's tall and he's cute
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and his hair is
all... Not important.
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The virus is embedded in a phone
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that he is receiving
at the school dance.
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Good work!
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So, now what do I do?
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Well, you need to get Lincoln
to ask you to the dance,
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so you can stay close to him
until you recover that phone.
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Go with him?
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Like on a...
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a date?
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Oh, don't tell me
you've never had a date.
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No, I haven't.
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Because someone told me I
wasn't allowed to until I was 18.
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Well, excuse me if I
don't want my little girl
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to grow up too soon.
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Now, when you go to the dance,
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don't forget to bring
your ninja stars,
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your brass knuckles
and stun gun.
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I need all that for
my first mission?
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No, for your first date.
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Dad, out.
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Well, if he likes
girls like Juli,
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I'll just be like Juli.
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Oh my god, Lincoln!
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I'm K.C., no 'E'.
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No, wait, there is an 'E', but
it's after an 'I', like 'I' before 'E',
256
00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:21,675
except after 'C'... except
in this case, it is after a 'C'.
257
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,966
So much for rules.
258
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:26,466
Anywho.
259
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:29,341
Um, you're, like new and stuff,
260
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,675
and there's this
dance Friday night.
261
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,216
What do you say
we, like, go together?
262
00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:33,928
I know the electric
cha-cha slide.
263
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,428
Cha-cha.
264
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,511
Whoa, that... that
is tempting, but...
265
00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:44,778
no.
266
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,403
Ermahgerd.
267
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,292
What was I thinking?
You know what?
268
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,167
I wasn't thinking
because if I was thinking,
269
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,667
I would've never
agreed to all this.
270
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:04,240
Been there.
271
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:06,766
Said the same thing as I
was walking down the aisle.
272
00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:10,212
Excuse me? I
meant the first time.
273
00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:12,587
Excuse me?
274
00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:14,295
Not now, honey.
275
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:15,462
You were saying?
276
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,255
I blew my mission,
because I am too...
277
00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:25,929
Too busy whispering to remember
to pick me up from school... again?
278
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,054
Why didn't you call?
279
00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,147
I did.
280
00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:31,122
Eighty-three times.
Call a brother back.
281
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:34,748
Oh, that was you? I didn't
recognize your number.
282
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:42,038
Look, I blew my mission,
because I am too pathetic
283
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,705
to get a guy to go
to a dance with me.
284
00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,038
I made a complete
fool out of myself.
285
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,538
And the worse part
is I can't even talk
286
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:48,872
to my best friend about it.
287
00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:52,663
Sure you can. I'm listening.
288
00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,080
Dad, I am talking about Marisa.
289
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:56,872
I get it, sweetheart.
290
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:58,330
It's not easy
leading a double life.
291
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,247
I'm 16, I haven't
even figured out
292
00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:01,747
how to live one life.
293
00:15:01,748 --> 00:15:04,247
You know, you can
still go to the dance
294
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,538
and complete your mission.
295
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,163
The K.C. I know never gives up.
296
00:15:07,164 --> 00:15:08,872
Don't forget, your
country needs you.
297
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,122
No. You guys cannot keep
putting that pressure on me.
298
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:15,080
Look, I am not
some spy girl, okay?
299
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,163
I am just a girl.
An ordinary girl.
300
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:19,997
No, you're not.
301
00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,288
You're... you're extraordinary.
302
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,913
Oh, look, I know you
guys keep saying that.
303
00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:26,288
But I don't feel
extraordinary, okay?
304
00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,498
I just feel overwhelmed.
305
00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:33,205
You know what? Forget
this spy stuff, okay?
306
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,831
I'm done. Done.
307
00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:42,497
Fine, it's your decision.
308
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:44,997
But you really disappointed us.
309
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:46,664
We expected more from you, K.C.
310
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:56,498
I guess we see more in
you than you see in yourself.
311
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,747
Hey, Marisa, it's me.
312
00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:14,663
Um...
313
00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:18,163
Let's say I actually wanted to
go to this dance Friday night.
314
00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:20,247
What would I wear?
315
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:22,705
Marisa? Hello?
316
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:24,663
Sorry, I took so long.
317
00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:26,205
Okay, so this one
will show off your legs,
318
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,038
but this one will
bring out your eyes.
319
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,839
Hold these, I've got to
go back for the shoes.
320
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,789
She's a girl! She's a girl!
321
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,830
Wow! Look at you!
322
00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,288
Thanks!
323
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,623
Wasn't a compliment, Sweetie.
324
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:09,289
Initiating fart sequence.
Silent but deadly mode.
325
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,331
Eww!
326
00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:26,372
It wasn't me! I swear!
327
00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:29,247
Sorry, the one
who smelt it, dealt it.
328
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,706
That is nasty! Ugh!
329
00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:38,414
Bye, Sweetie. No 'e'.
330
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,705
I guess your date had to go.
331
00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,705
If you want, you
can hang with me.
332
00:17:49,706 --> 00:17:51,580
Okay.
333
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:52,581
That'd be cool.
334
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,163
Whatchya looking for?
335
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:14,247
Nothing. What
are you looking for?
336
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:16,081
Nothing.
337
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:23,330
I'll be right back.
I'll go with you.
338
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:24,747
You can't. Why not?
339
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:25,748
It's something I
have to do alone.
340
00:18:25,749 --> 00:18:27,830
Like what? Like...
341
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,163
Go to the boys' room.
342
00:18:29,164 --> 00:18:32,206
I can go to the...
I'll be right here.
343
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,205
K.C., I am so happy you're here.
344
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:54,206
And look at you. You
look absolutely... perfect.
345
00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:00,205
What exactly is up with you?
346
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,788
I mean, I haven't
seen you this happy
347
00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:04,109
since your parents pulled
you out of that all girls school.
348
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,206
It's just a dance.
349
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,747
You're my best friend.
350
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,372
And now my little
antisocial caterpillar
351
00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:14,205
is transforming
into a beautiful,
352
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,788
outgoing butterfly.
353
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,247
Oh!
354
00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,538
I'm back.
355
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,539
Wow, you work quick, Butterfly!
356
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,830
Time for me to
spread my own wings.
357
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:24,873
Hi.
358
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,255
Ugh, how lame.
359
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,130
Like anyone knows
how to dance to this?
360
00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,297
I do. I do.
361
00:19:39,298 --> 00:19:42,048
Me too! Me too!
362
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:46,422
I learned it from
watching one of those
363
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:49,463
celebrity dancing shows.
364
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,464
Want to? Sure.
365
00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:20,963
You're a spy. So are you.
366
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:23,380
I'm taking you in.
367
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:25,963
No, I'm taking you in...
368
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:28,381
even though I don't
know where "in" actually is.
369
00:20:31,073 --> 00:20:32,323
I can't blow my cover...
370
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:36,156
but I can dip you.
371
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,238
Wow.
372
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:57,239
This is so not what I thought my
first school dance would be like.
373
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,238
No way!
374
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,447
This was my first
school dance, too.
375
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:04,280
Really? I actually had fun.
376
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:05,947
You know, up until
you picked me up
377
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:08,381
and threw me over your
shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
378
00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,797
Okay, that wasn't so bad either.
379
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:15,630
Just so you know, I
really wanted to go
380
00:21:15,631 --> 00:21:17,838
to the dance with
you, but I... I couldn't.
381
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,588
You know, orders.
382
00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:22,588
Wait. Why?
383
00:21:22,589 --> 00:21:25,046
I acted like a total dork
when I asked you to the dance.
384
00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:27,338
But... but most of
the time you're cool.
385
00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:29,046
How do you know?
386
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:31,338
Well, I... I am a spy.
387
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:34,338
And I've been trained
to notice things,
388
00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:37,464
like really awesome girls.
389
00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,880
Wait, just to be clear,
that girl was me, right?
390
00:21:43,881 --> 00:21:45,381
Yeah.
391
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:50,671
So, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live.
392
00:21:50,672 --> 00:21:52,505
I have to double check
with headquarters,
393
00:21:52,506 --> 00:21:54,881
but, uh... fingers crossed.
394
00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,088
Mom, come in. I need you.
395
00:22:01,089 --> 00:22:02,339
Hello.
396
00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:06,055
Can you hear me? Hello? Mom?
397
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:08,305
Hello? Mom. Mom, I'm in trouble.
398
00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:11,221
Can you hear me? Hello?
399
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:12,305
Mom?
400
00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:13,306
K.C.?
401
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:16,180
What the heck is this thing?
402
00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:19,138
Great. Mom forgot her bracelet.
403
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:20,638
What is going on?
404
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,346
I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
405
00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:25,055
but Mom and Dad are
spies and I have been
406
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,638
recruited to help
them on a mission.
407
00:22:26,639 --> 00:22:28,388
Slow your roll.
408
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,763
How do I know I can believe you?
409
00:22:29,764 --> 00:22:32,763
We are talking on a bracelet.
410
00:22:32,764 --> 00:22:34,431
Well, that doesn't
mean anything.
411
00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:42,972
Okay, that means something.
412
00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:47,305
So it's true? You're all spies?
413
00:22:47,306 --> 00:22:50,180
Hey! Why wasn't I
asked to be a spy?
414
00:22:50,181 --> 00:22:52,638
Please, you are so
not cut out to be a spy.
415
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,055
Oh, really?
416
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,721
Remember the time
I managed to sneak
417
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,180
into the girls' locker room?
418
00:22:57,181 --> 00:23:00,056
Yes, everyone remembers.
You were caught immediately.
419
00:23:01,639 --> 00:23:03,763
Look, if Mom and Dad check in,
420
00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:05,263
tell them that I'm
being held against
421
00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,096
my will in the A/V storage room.
422
00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:08,971
I'm going to try to
make it out alive,
423
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:11,139
but if I don't, I'm going
to be really late for curfew.
424
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,430
Sure, I'll let them know.
425
00:23:14,431 --> 00:23:16,972
I just hope I'm cut out
to deliver a message.
426
00:23:21,806 --> 00:23:23,263
Come on, Jason.
427
00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:27,221
This is a nice quiet
place where we can... talk.
428
00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:28,513
Marisa!
429
00:23:28,514 --> 00:23:30,971
Oh, sorry.
430
00:23:30,972 --> 00:23:32,555
Ocupado!
431
00:23:32,556 --> 00:23:34,721
No, no, no! No, no, no!
432
00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:36,097
Don't go.
433
00:23:38,181 --> 00:23:41,972
Just a hunch, she doesn't do
very well in school, does she?
434
00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:07,931
Whoa! Whoa!
435
00:24:11,347 --> 00:24:12,597
Not the face! Not the face!
436
00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:17,931
Gotcha.
437
00:24:19,347 --> 00:24:22,764
Not cut out to be a
spy, huh? Thank you.
438
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,638
I believe I just
saved your butt...
439
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:27,889
with my butt.
440
00:24:31,139 --> 00:24:33,721
Oh, by the way, genius?
The door was unlocked.
441
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,971
No, it wasn't.
442
00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:38,389
I was pulling,
pulling... Oh, fudge.
443
00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:48,096
Hey, uh, how about you let
me go and we grab a bite to eat?
444
00:24:48,097 --> 00:24:49,931
You like sushi?
445
00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:54,556
Nice try, but I
don't date bad boys.
446
00:24:56,264 --> 00:24:58,180
Thank you.
447
00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:02,180
So, I'm, uh, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live?
448
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:04,014
Fingers crossed.
449
00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:13,055
Oh, I am so proud.
450
00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:14,971
You completed
your first mission.
451
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,221
You know me, I never give up.
452
00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:19,138
I never doubted
you for a second.
453
00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:21,139
My little girl
kicked butt tonight!
454
00:25:22,764 --> 00:25:25,638
The whole world owes
you a debt of gratitude.
455
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,222
Excuse me?
456
00:25:28,847 --> 00:25:32,596
Aren't we forgetting
somebody... again?
457
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,388
You know what, he's right.
458
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:37,680
If it weren't for you, I would have
never completed that mission.
459
00:25:37,681 --> 00:25:40,221
Ernie, you are the real hero.
460
00:25:40,222 --> 00:25:42,096
You know, I totally
underestimated you, son.
461
00:25:42,097 --> 00:25:45,680
We should've recruited
you to be a spy and not K.C.
462
00:25:45,681 --> 00:25:48,347
You have no idea how happy
I am to hear you say that...
463
00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:55,721
Oh, don't worry, he'll wake up
464
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,930
totally refreshed in the
morning and he won't remember
465
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,055
anything that's happened
in the last six hours.
466
00:26:00,056 --> 00:26:05,096
See, baby, I told you
everything was going to be okay.
467
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:09,639
Yes, you did. My
big strong spy daddy.
468
00:26:10,889 --> 00:26:12,721
You know I am.
469
00:26:12,722 --> 00:26:16,889
Ooh! Ooh!
470
00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:22,431
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
471
00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:25,181
Rob, your name's on TV.
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