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Previously on
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Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
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- Georgie Cooper?
- Yeah.
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Didn't you go to Medford High?
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I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
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So what's it like
being married?
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I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
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And it's not weird
that she's old?
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She ain't old.
She's older.
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Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
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Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
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We talked about this,
older is better.
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What do you want for dinner?
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Drinks. Whiskey,
whiskey, whiskey.
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I had such a crush
on Steve McQueen.
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Mm, and I was crazy in love
with Ali MacGraw.
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I had a thing for
the three-breasted Martian
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from Total Recall.
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Oh, yeah.
She was special.
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Ew.
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Relax. I'm happy
with the two you got.
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[phone rings]
Who's calling at this hour?
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Mary.
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Yes, he's right here.
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Your mother.
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Hey, everything okay?
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No, everything is not okay.
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[sighs] What'd Missy do now?
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I came home from church early
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and found your sister
in her bedroom with a boy.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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Hey.
What's going on?
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Were they doing it?
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They were trying.
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What's that mean?
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There were pants on the floor
that is all I'm saying.
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Hey, tell me.
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She caught Missy in
her room with a boy.
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Mm, like brother,
like sister.
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I'm sorry, Mom, but
why you telling me?
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I have to tell somebody.
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So what'd you do?
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What do you think I did?
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I took off my shoe
and I hit him with it.
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What'd she do? Oh.
She hit him with her shoe.
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You want me
to talk to her?
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What are you gonna say?
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I don't know,
wait till you're married?
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Like you did?
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Hey, I'm trying to help here.
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Remember when you caught
this one with a boy in her room?
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Which time?
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How many times we talking?
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Get back
to your mother.
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MARY:
Hello?
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Who's the boy?
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I already spoke to his mother.
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That is taken care of.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, I don't know
what to say.
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I guess I'll pray for her.
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Pray for me.
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I ain't letting our
daughter out of my sight
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till she's,
like, 40.
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Fifty.
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♪
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[coos]
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What are your pies?
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Apple, blueberry,
and pecan.
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Well, what about sweet potato?
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Did I say
sweet potato?
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No, that's why I said it.
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Do you want pie
or not?
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Tell me the list again.
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That's it,
you're getting apple.
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- You want a Midol?
- No.
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Is everything okay?
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[sighs] Not really.
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Well, tell me.
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My idiot son got caught with
some trampy girl in her bedroom.
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You don't say.
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Then I get an earful from
her crazy religious nut mom.
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You don't say.
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She even threw her shoe at him.
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You don't say.
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Yes, she says. Where's my pie?
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Hey, how was work?
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Great, great. Listen,
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uh, you remember my friend Beth
at the diner?
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Yeah.
Her son Todd?
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Yeah, with the dirt bike.
I like that kid.
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Eh, let me finish.
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TODD:
Uh, who is it?
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Georgie Cooper.
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TODD [high-pitched]:
Todd's not here.
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Oh, come on, dude.
I ain't gonna hurt you.
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TODD: Promise?
Open the door, Todd.
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Nothing happened, I swear.
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Then why were there pants
on the floor?
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Oh, my pants,
not hers.
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That don't make it better.
I told you to stay away.
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I couldn't help it.
I really like her.
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I don't care.
She's too young for you.
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[scoffs] You're too
young for your wife.
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Do you want me to kick your ass?
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Come on, you ain't
never been in love?
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Oh, you ain't in love.
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How do you know?
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When I was your age,
I fell in love
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with every girl who kissed me.
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Oh, she is such
a good kisser.
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Stay away from my sister.
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[scoffs]
Even at school?
Yes.
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But she's my scene
partner in drama club.
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I don't care.
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Well, there's no kissing.
It's Death of a Salesman.
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I said no.
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I thought
you were cool.
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I-I thought you were cool.
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Aw, thanks, man.
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Just stay away.
Okay, okay.
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TODD:
Hey, Georgie?
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What?
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[lock clicks]
TODD: Just so you know,
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I was gonna use
protection.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Why didn't you tell me the
tramp was your sister-in-law?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's not a tramp.
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Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
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I mean, she wants to be,
she's just not there yet.
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Well, you
could've told me.
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I didn't want things
to be weird between us.
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Weird like your husband
coming to my house
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and threateningmy kid?
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Yeah, like that.
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You tell Georgie to
stay away from my son.
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You tell your son to stay away
from my sister-in-law.
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Oh, for God's sakes, Mandy,
he's a teenage boy.
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You of all people
know how they are.
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[scoffs, grunts]
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[shrieks]
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Sweet, dinner and a show.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Missy.
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Oh, I-I'm not here.
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He's right here.
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Hello.
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Who do you think you are telling
Todd to stay away from me?
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I'm your brother, and
it's my job to keep you safe.
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We were being safe.
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Yeah, I heard.
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MISSY:
Stay out of my life,
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or I will never
speak to you again.
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I love Todd, and he loves me,
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and there is nothing
you can do about it.
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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What happened
to you?
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I am officially white trash.
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[knock on window]
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[knock on window]
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Let's go.
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Where are we going?
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Mexico.
Why?
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What do you mean, why?
We're in love.
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Oh, cool.
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[phone rings]
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[groans]
What now?
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Is Missy there?
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No. Ain't she there?
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[sighs] She was when I went
to bed, and now, she's gone.
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Hang on. Call waiting,
maybe it's Missy.
[phone beeps]
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Hello?
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Georgie, it's Beth.
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Oh, good. Is Missy there?
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No, she and Todd ran away.
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Hold on.
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Mom, I know where Missy is.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, don't thank Him yet.
She and Todd ran away.
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Where did they go?
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Hold on.
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Where'd they go?
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Mexico.
Oh, my God.
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To get married.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, who are you
talking to?
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Beth and my mom.
Hold on. Hold on.
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They ran away to Mexico
to get married.
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I know. I just told you that.
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[grunts] Hold on.
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They ran away to Mexico?
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Yes. Hang on.
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Hang on.
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Mom?
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Yes?
Mexico.
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What?
They ran away to Mexico.
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Mexico? How?
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Well, hang on.
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Stop telling me to...
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Beth?
Yes.
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How are they getting to Mexico?
They took his dirt bike.
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A dirt bike?
They're on a dirt bike?
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Can that thing even
make it to Mexico?
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Oh, yeah, that Yamaha YZ250's
a sweet ride.
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BETH: Hello?
Sorry. Hang on.
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Wait, don't put me...
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Mom, where were we?
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How are they getting to Mexico?
A dirt bike.
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Does she have a helmet?
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Let me ask.
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Don't put me on hold again.
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Just find them.
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I will.
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Beth, don't worry,
I'll find them.
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I hope so.
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Whew, that was complicated.
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I'm so happy.
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What?
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Happy!
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Try to hold it.
I'll pull over soon.
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They're running away to Mexico?
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Yes.
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On a dirt bike? What kind of
mileage do those things get?
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Better than you think.
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And they can go up to 50,
55 miles an hour.
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Hmm. Really?
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Now, that's a single cylinder,
ain't it...
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It's not the problem.
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Wait, who are
you calling?
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A guy who can help.
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[phone rings]
[grunts]
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Ruben, it's Georgie,
I need your help.
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What time is it?
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I don't know,
but my sister ran away
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to Mexico
with some guy.
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So why you calling me?
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'Cause you're Mexican.
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Dude, I'm Puerto Rican.
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Since when?
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Since I was born.
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And Puerto Rico
ain't a part of Mexico?
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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Well, but you speak Spanish
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like Mexican people, right?
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Okay, give me.
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Sorry to bother you, Ruben.
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[speaking Spanish]
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Sí.
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Okay, so
what's the plan?
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Well, they're probably headed
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for the border crossing
at Los Indios.
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That Yamaha ain't gonna go far
on a tank of gas.
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We'll stop at some gas stations.
Maybe somebody saw them.
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So you're just gonna ask people
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if they saw two idiots
on a dirt bike?
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You got a better plan?
266
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,750
Proceed.
267
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,668
I warned that kid. I warned him.
268
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,713
This is Missy's fault, too.
269
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,063
[scoffs]
Yeah, but I can't kick her ass.
270
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,979
Ooh, but maybeyou can.
271
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,981
You realize telling him
to stay away
272
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,461
made all this a little sexier.
273
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,505
What?
274
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,898
My mom hating you
275
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,857
is half the reason
we're married. [chuckles]
276
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,859
Half?
277
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,384
Okay, half's a lot,
but it-it's not none.
278
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,256
I just can't help thinking,
someday
279
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,823
we're gonna be driving around
in the middle of the night
280
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,043
looking for CeeCee and some boy.
281
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,915
[laughs] We probably will.
282
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,439
[scoffs] I was hoping
you'd disagree.
283
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,746
Well, I want to, but, you know,
if she's got this face,
284
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,878
we're screwed.
285
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,011
Welp, let's hope
she's ugly.
286
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:55,409
Lord, please bring Missy
back home safely
287
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,890
so I can kill her.
288
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,807
Sorry about the smoking
and the praying,
289
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,373
it's one of those nights.
290
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,593
You get it.
291
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,378
[phone rings]
292
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,466
Hello?
293
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,424
Mary, it's Audrey.
294
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,121
Have you heard anything?
295
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,080
No, no, I just wanted
to check on you.
296
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,646
I figured you'd be up.
297
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:19,607
Oh, well, that's very nice.
Thank you.
298
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,783
I remember when Amanda
was a teenager.
299
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,916
I had my share
of sleepless nights.
300
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,354
I was no angel
at that age, either,
301
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,922
but at least Missy's father
had a motorcycle.
302
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,577
Who runs away on a dirt bike?
303
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,276
[laughs] It's a miracle
we survived being teenagers.
304
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,712
Or having them.
305
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,801
Ugh, you poor thing.
306
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,587
Missy does sound like a handful.
307
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:47,156
Well, she's only 15,
and she's had a rough year.
308
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,375
Of course.
309
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,593
And you've certainly
310
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,725
been through your share
311
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,641
of H-E-double hockey sticks.
312
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,558
Excuse me?
313
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,343
Mandy getting pregnant
out of wedlock.
314
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,389
With your lying son.
315
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,782
Who was a teenage boy.
316
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,741
They are irresponsible,
we've covered this.
317
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,788
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
318
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,180
Thank you for calling.
319
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,227
If you need anything,
you know where to find me.
320
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,446
Appreciate it.
You're welcome.
321
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,754
Good night!
Sleep well!
322
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,586
That woman.
323
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,109
I try to be nice,
324
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,111
and she throws it
back in my face.
325
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,721
Yeah, she's having
a rough night.
326
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,767
Well, she doesn't have
to take it out on me.
327
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,770
Oh, so you were nice
and got attacked?
328
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,165
I wonder what that feels like.
329
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,644
I'm sorry.
330
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,647
Just come to bed,
let's get some sleep.
331
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:47,390
I can't sleep.
She's got me all worked up.
332
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,175
Maybe you're getting me
all worked up
333
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,699
flouncing around
in that nightie.
334
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,875
Jim...
335
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,357
I'm just trying to lighten
the mood. We don't have to.
336
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,664
No, we might as well.
337
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,189
Cool.
338
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,235
I'm just using you
'cause I'm upset.
339
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,629
Still cool.
340
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,547
All right,
that'll be $12.52.
341
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,332
I only have ten.
How about you?
342
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,899
That's all
you brought?
343
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,554
Well, I don't get my allowance
till Saturday.
344
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,730
So what are we
gonna do for money?
345
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:23,992
I dunno.
346
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,517
You "dunno"?
How can you not "dunno"?
347
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,129
Hey, running away to Mexico
was your idea.
348
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,695
You're blaming me?
349
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,872
You're older, you're supposed
to think of this stuff.
350
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,482
I'll tell you
what I should be thinking,
351
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,397
why on earth did I
ask you to marry me?
352
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,790
Why did I say yes?
You're such a child.
353
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,009
I'm a child?
354
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,447
You just bought
circus peanuts.
355
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,102
No, I was gonna buy
circus peanuts,
356
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,191
[scoffs]
but my fiancé
can't afford it.
357
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,237
That's it.
The engagement's off.
358
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,587
I renounce you.
359
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,415
You renounce me?
360
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,938
What the hell does
that even mean?
361
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,027
It means...
362
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,508
I don't know,
I heard it in a movie.
363
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,162
Dumbass.
364
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,425
What?
You're the dumbass.
365
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,603
"Renounce" means "reject."
366
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,913
If anyone cares.
367
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,742
Don't worry,
we're gonna find them,
368
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:19,961
and we're gonna
get them home safe.
369
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,050
[scoffs]
We'll get her home safe.
370
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,792
He might disappear
in the desert.
371
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,362
Maybe this
is my fault.
372
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,972
What do you mean?
373
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,627
I promised my dad
I'd keep an eye on Missy
374
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,150
and look
what happened.
375
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,631
Since he's been gone,
she got suspended from school,
376
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,286
she got a tattoo,
now she's run off.
377
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,896
Okay, well,
don't beat yourself up.
378
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,811
You can't be around her 24/7.
379
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,334
I guess.
380
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,380
Just feels like
I'm letting everyone down.
381
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,512
I promise you're not.
382
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,645
Thanks.
383
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,995
Besides, the tattoo
was kind of my fault.
384
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,388
What?
385
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,433
Yeah, I took her
to get it.
386
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,959
Why would you do that?
387
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,658
The real question is
why did I tell you?
388
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,147
[door latches quietly]
389
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,714
Oh! Oh, thank the Lord!
390
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,542
- Oh.
- Hi.
391
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,501
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
392
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,372
- Are you married?
- No.
393
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,678
Pregnant?
394
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,377
No. We broke up.
395
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,076
You have no idea how much
trouble you're in, young lady.
396
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,253
Mom, please
don't yell at me.
397
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,385
I just lost the
love of my life.
398
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,039
I'm hurting.
399
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,695
Oh, save the tears
for someone stupid.
400
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,827
[gasps]
I knew I shouldn't
have come home.
401
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,047
Well, you did, and
now your ass is mine.
402
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,136
Nice language.
403
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,182
Get to your room.
404
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,836
And smoking, too?
405
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:53,924
Some example you're settin'.
406
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,536
Get.
407
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,413
Hey, any chance you've
seen a couple teenagers
408
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,503
on a dirt bike? A 15-year-old
girl about this height?
409
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:11,030
And a skinny punk with dumb hair
just asking to be smacked?
410
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,553
Yeah, they were here
a couple hours ago.
411
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,728
[sighs] Okay, good.
We're getting close.
412
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,208
Let's go. We can catch them
at the border.
413
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,339
GEORGIE:Okay. CeeCee don't
stand a chance
414
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,558
with you and me
on guard.
415
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,125
We are just
too smart.
416
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,736
Next stop, Mexico.
417
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,699
I don't get it, we should've
caught up with them by now.
418
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,267
Told you we should've stopped
and asked for directions.
419
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,096
What? Directions
to where?
420
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,838
Don't yell at me.
421
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,013
Uh-oh.
422
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,015
What?
423
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,191
We're almost
out of gas.
424
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,714
Are you kidding me?
425
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,326
We just stopped at, like,
nine gas stations.
426
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,938
Well, I'm sorry.
I was preoccupied.
427
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:52,940
MANDY: Oh, my God,
we're gonna die.
428
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:53,897
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