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>> This time, Miss Simpad, you get from two dead mistresses.

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>> [APPLAUSE]

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>> No, it's crazy.

It was crazy, it was crazy.

Since I've been here, we had a lot of laughs,

we had a lot of good times and everything.

So I feel like I know you now.

I feel like I can be free with you.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Okay, I gotta ask you, no, y'all.

I don't know anything just happened.

So it's okay for me to just talk to you.

All right, okay, all right.

And you're not gonna judge me.

I don't mind your opening opinion, but you're not gonna judge me, all right.

Can't promise that I gotta respect that, all right?

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>> Sorry, we were a little early.

>> I thought I said 3 PM.

>> No, you said 12 PM, what is that?

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That's not what it seems like rappers used to live here.

It has some type of music video and you know how they are.

Equality entertainment, E40 now.

>> That's all good.

>> Man, this look like a homeless side.

>> I don't know, you know how the rappers are, man.

You know brother, what's up man?

Listen, please, just follow me and let me show you the pool.

I mean, come on.

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>> Hey, hey!

>> What's your name again?

>> Julissa.

>> He's selfish, tell me why it's your girl.

What are your girl is that?

>> They couldn't make it, but I'm here to serve.

>> Yeah, but can you serve me some vodka?

>> Haha.

>> How are you back sexy?

>> Yeah, it's a good thing.

>> Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

>> So, Dee, why can't you serve this place, man?

>> This is the deliver own.

You have two golden, wrongest at you's, NT-Funger from the 1940's.

This was built in the 1960's, great bargain.

>> Does this place look familiar, honey?

>> I'm building it right now.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's not what it looks like.

>> And I know what, but that's a good one.

>> I know what that means.

>> The party's over, kids.

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>> What the hell are you?

>> Know what them show you guys?

>> Get back here.

>> Wait a minute, they just gangster rappers?

>> Man, long story.

>> Okay, I wanna do the bad news.

>> Yo, yo, what's up?

>> Yeah, yeah, this is J-Man.

Hey, what's up, baby, dad?

>> Ha ha, yeah, my bro told me about your sexy cell.

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>> Duke.

>> Duke.

>> Yeah, what's up, honey?

>> Don't forget to pick up my dress at the dry cleanest.

>> You're not working today, you can pick it up.

>> Excuse me?

I have appointments.

I have my manicure, pedicure, and my facial, and that's all in my morning schedule.

>> I hear treatment.

>> All right, I pick it up.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh yeah, I just remembered, we're gonna have poker at the house this week, okay, with the

bellows.

That's okay, right?

>> Uh-uh, no, no way.

I told you the last time was the L-A-S-T time.

You tell your home boys to go find another place to trash.

>> Come on, baby, we reasonable, please.

I mean, this is how it works.

It's my turn now.

>> I tell you how it works, sugar.

>> I watch sex in a city reruns in a living room, and there'll be no card game going

on in a kitchen.

Besides, why do you use that mansion you're never gonna sell?

>> All right.

I'll see you how it is.

I'm over to the challenge.

>> Nice day for a walk.

>> Yeah, now it's home and it's my jacuzzi.

>> You know what?

I think I may have my swimming trunks in a car.

>> Well, number one, no swim trunks allowed in my jacuzzi.

>> I promise not to breaking any of those rules.

>> Well, number two, no wives allowed in my jacuzzi.

>> I totally understand.

You know what?

>> Johnny, Jayman, Johnson, record producer.

>> That's my twin brother.

Because you need trouble, you give me a call.

>> He's single.

>> Okay.

>> Here's number two.

>> Emerson Duke Johnson, author, historian, realtor.

>> Yeah.

>> That would be me.

>> What do you say?

>> Reliter.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, maybe I'll give your brother a call.

>> All right.

>> It's nice to meet you, Duke.

>> As well.

>> You said if I can get you to gig or I can probably get you in bed.

>> Is that true?

>> I'm busy right now.

I'm in a studio land now, some trunks.

>> Oh.

>> Yeah.

>> By the way, do you see?

>> Yes.

>> Because I would love to lay now some trunks with you.

>> All right.

Tomorrow.

>> Cool.

>> Peace.

>> All right.

>> Bye.

>> Jay man.

>> What kind of session are you talking about?

>> It's a very simple time.

Jay man's kind of like my, how can I say this?

My alter ego.

>> alter ego?

>> Yeah, guys.

Like, you know, somebody's secondary personality or--

>> All right.

>> -- an intimate trusted friend.

>> We know it.

>> You know what?

I kind of like made up Jay man.

>> But you get to realize that my spirit is pure, but my flesh is so weak.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> You're a slag dog, right?

>> If I ever caught you in there, you're in the middle of the man.

I would cut out your dick and hang it on the right through the mouth of a state.

>> No word, but--

>> What if La Tisha finds out?

>> Let's see.

Public park?

Check.

Here, almost halfway through the list.

You have been such a sport accommodating my fetish.

>> I want to give you a special gift.

>> They're beautiful.

>> As are you.

>> Oh, good.

You thought of another location?

>> Yes.

>> Your place.

>> You might want to be cremated because I'm going to be enough for my hands left to bury.

>> Yo, this girl, yeah, all right.

She's got it.

>> You blackmailing like elephants?

>> She is hot.

>> There's actually two species of elephants.

>> What?

>> What's her name?

>> I never signed it.

>> You want to take her to church?

>> No.

It's not about where I take her.

It's about where we end up.

Her rule is no swimsuits and the jacuzzi.

>> Why don't you just take her here?

>> Wait a minute.

Jay man.

>> Would you possibly consider subletting to me and buy alter ego?

>> You know what, gentlemen?

Let's make a deal.

Let's make this mention bring us peace, love, joy, happiness,

whatever we want.

>> That's right.

All for one and one for all.

>> What about me?

>> I got you.

>> I got you back baby.

>> There you go.

>> I got it.

>> I got it.

>> We see Rhonda.

>> What are you saying?

>> She's sitting right here, right?

>> She's working for you right now.

>> All right, for her.

>> We got her front.

>> In my real life, right now, I'm involved in an affair.

I'm having a fair enough to have a woman on my wife.

>> I'm in a fair enough to have a woman on my wife.

>> I'm in a fair enough to have a woman on my wife.

>> I see there you go, Jesse.

It looks on her face.

You said you weren't going to judge me.

>> See that?

See how Black folk are you?

You think you can trust me to stab you on the back, though.

>> This dude is offering the lilies of serenity to his people.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, really.

>> To me, the lips represent of a giant out.

>> For real?

>> Wow.

>> Oh, come on.

How can you look at this and not see a vagina in her face?

>> Well, yeah, you know what?

I can see that now.

You're right.

>> To me, this piece represents sexual freedom and purity.

>> How about I get us some stronger drinks and we can meet up by the Jacuzzi?

>> I like that.

>> Yeah?

>> I'm up with a challenge.

Yeah, I can see that.

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>> What are you doing?

>> Hey, I thought I had to talk about the lilies going to inspire me.

>> I thought we were going to have a drink for you to meet a dinner.

>> Oh, all right, well, okay.

Well, actually, I'm kind of naked.

>> Yes, you are.

>> I thought I was going to.

>> How did you know that?

>> Well, you know, I say.

>> Twins talk.

>> Yeah, we always talk.

>> You talk too much.

>> Smart.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, I'm really hungry, so if you want to.

>> All right.

>> Are you just going to stand there?

>> You know mine, do you?

>> Well.

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>> Hello.

>> Hey, Elsa, come on, it's Tuesday there.

>> Tuesday.

Uh, no, she's not here.

>> Well, she gave me this number though.

>> Well, she gave you a bad number.

>> She sounds just like you.

>> That's not my problem.

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>> You ready?

>> Yes.

>> Hey.

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>> You bastard.

>> Showing a mansion.

He must think I'm some.

>> Time to blind.

Try to park white trash.

>> Not.

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>> Going out for the wall.

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>> It was really amazing moment of introspection.

Dr. Jenkins after so many years.

>> That's my emergency ringtone.

>> Hold that thought.

>> He's with a woman.

Why a woman?

>> Is this an emergency?

>> Absolutely, my life is crumbling.

I don't know what to do.

>> Okay, okay.

Listen, it's hard for me to ask the teen why he's with a woman without me actually talking to him.

You sure he can't come in for a couple sessions?

>> Not a chance.

>> I'm just going to have to speculate.

Maybe one is a spearmen.

Maybe he wants some variety in his life.

>> Does he need that much variety?

>> Are you mad that he's cheating on you or that he's cheating with a woman?

>> I can hold my own against a man, but how do I come into the pair of tits and a complexion as

much as a baby's butt?

>> I hear that.

Well, we got to break it down systematically.

If one is a spearmen, give him some different.

Give him a different look, something exciting.

>> Besides the sex change operation?

>> That's the last resort.

No, maybe you can change a look, change your attire.

Give him a whole different persona when you make love.

>> Got it.

>> Thank you, Dr. Jenkins.

>> Sure, you bet.

I apologize.

And where were we?

>> When I was saying it was, I think-

>> Oh, you know what?

That's the end of our session.

We're going to pick this up next week, okay?

Make sure you pay my secretary in a way out.

Sorry.

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>> Going out for the while.

>> Have fun.

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>> Hello.

>> Yeah, do you think this is accepted?

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>> You better back up off of me.

>> Get out of my yard.

>> Yeah, she's a bitch.

>> Your mama.

>> You want to have no pajama party?

>> What's that?

>> Mm-hm.

>> Mm-hm.

>> Yeah.

>> What?

>> I think there's someone in the house.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Give me a minute.

>> Hey, hey, that's what?

>> What the hell are you doing here?

>> I got a date tonight and I get my stuff set up.

>> No, seriously?

Why are we whispering?

Because I got a date now.

My stuff is already set up.

>> Meet me downstairs about to close it down.

I'm about to get dressed, okay?

>> Okay.

>> What do I have to do?

>> Man, just tell me you have to get out of the house because you stressed out.

You need some fresh air or something.

>> But they're all you doing here, Ryan.

>> Hey!

>> What the hell are you doing?

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>> Jayman?

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>> Hey, look, you three gotta get a fight.

My girl's gonna be handy, man.

I need to set up.

>> Hey, hey, baby.

>> Hey, baby, we haven't poked today, but I'm gonna be scheduled.

Is that cool with you?

>> I have an a poker marathon.

>> No, you just, you know, you just kind of became a fine.

>> Hey, bye.

>> Say hello.

>> Oh, well, it's no big deal, because I have to take off anyway, so.

>> I don't see you late.

>> What?

>> I'm gonna attack you.

>> And she gonna walk me to the door?

>> Yeah, I'm taking you to the back door.

That's right.

>> Yeah, back door.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Amen, you all gotta leave, man.

>> I'm gonna leave, man.

I'm gonna go.

>> I'm gonna leave, man.

I have a shirt thing.

>> Sure, come on, or you have a shirt thing.

>> I'm gonna go.

>> Hey, look, man, I am sorry.

I ruined your night.

>> Yeah, you ruined my night.

>> You ruined your night.

>> You ruined your night.

>> You never had a shirt, man.

>> Listen, we're gonna meet tomorrow.

We're gonna figure out a system, a blueprint.

So this is what happened again.

>> I see that's Natalia.

>> Huh?

>> What?

>> Okay, you go on stage.

>> You go on stage.

>> Let me in here, we'll take care.

>> Where's the at?

>> He just left it.

>> No, you play in poker.

>> No, we're playing poker.

>> We're playing poker.

>> We're playing poker.

>> And we're playing poker.

>> We're playing poker.

>> No, we were playing poker.

>> Nah.

>> You go on somewhere?

>> Nah, we were just thinking about written a place.

>> So can you?

>> Yeah.

>> Aren't you a mayor?

>> No, I'm not a mayor.

>> Well, he's not.

>> No, no, no, no.

>> I'm not a mayor.

>> Well, he's not a mayor.

>> No, no, no, no.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> It's a joke I wanna go for my routine and my stand up.

>> That's funny one too.

>> And you should try that one out.

>> I gotta work out with it, but anyway, so Jay-Man just let it be.

>> Jay-Man.

>> That's what we call a Duke and college.

>> Yeah, it was the old college, Nick Nage.

>> Hey, man.

>> So he always do.

>> Duke, you know, let us say, and he just took off.

>> You lying.

>> He's gone.

>> And you had a ring later.

Where's my husband?

>> Hey, come on.

Go.

>> Can I go to the door, Miss Nah here?

>> What the hell?

>> See, this is why I dance outside of my country.

>> See that?

>> Yeah, man.

>> Hey, come to the light, man.

>> Just a hand.

>> Hey, Jay, you're on.

>> I was very seeing you two times.

>> Hey, I know I think you all will be sure that you're on.

>> Yeah, no, no, no.

>> No, see you later.

>> Hey, hey, hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey, hey.

>> If you don't get your arms off from me, I'm on.

>> Is that the door?

>> Sorry.

>> I don't know what's going on around here.

But if I get home and Duke's not there asleep, I'm gonna come back here and I'm a fuck somebody up.

>> Okay, I'll get you guys.

>> Hey, wait, so am I, though.

>> But now I know that to have an affair, take one time.

You have to.

>> You have to.

>> Peddie Guatti.

>> Can't go over his house.

>> Can't go over your house because it's somebody right there.

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>> Hi.

>> She looks very familiar.

I mean, all students are mine.

>> When you've been there, you've been there, you've been there.

>> When I counted three, you will awake up, fill and refresh and energize.

All your feelings of sadness will be gone.

One, two, one.

>> Yes.

>> Can I kill her now?

>> Robert, I'm in a session.

I told you only call me if it's an emergency.

But here we are.

No, no, do not kill her.

Just stick with the plan that we came up with.

>> Please, that is too much work.

>> Will it be worth getting her out of your life forever?

>> I would prefer getting her off the plan, but I suppose,

removing her from my world will do.

>> Good.

Well, go be at it.

And we'll talk at the next session.

Goodbye, Robert.

That's somebody poked me on Facebook.

>> Oh.

>> Three.

>> I don't feel so good.

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>> You okay?

>> Oh, must be something that I hit.

Do you need anything?

>> I'm okay.

>> All right, I'm leaving.

I'm back in a few hours.

>> Have fun.

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>> You can shoot me for a moment, I have to use the restroom.

>> Hello?

>> Hi.

>> Are we met before?

>> We just had.

>> I thought you were a former tango student of mine.

>> I'm not a dancer, but I can do a horizontal gripping mumble.

>> Here, I'll trade you some lessons in the vertical for someone to horizontal.

That's a fair trade.

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>> Yeah, gosh.

>> But you had to kick and look at that.

You see that?

>> I'm done.

>> I'm done.

>> Wow.

>> Look guys, I almost knew what the problem is.

I'm just a problem.

>> Ron D, this is a problem.

You see, I was about to get it on with Sunday and give her some praise and worship.

You guys show up giving me a housewarming party.

What's up with that?

>> Well, I'm right on the party.

>> Hey, did you know guys seriously?

We almost messed up a lot, Chef.

>> Yeah, I had a short thing.

>> No, you some start there, man.

Are you serious?

>> Hey, listen guys, we need to devise a plan.

We need to come over the plan, all right?

>> I was beginning to think you were married, but now that I'm in your place, I love you.

>> Yeah, I love you too.

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>> There, there, it'll be okay, Tom.

>> I just need to be home.

>> Oh, sure.

>> Thank you.

>> It'll be all right.

>> You're awesome.

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>> Have you missed my wife?

>> Oh.

>> Can we not talk about her right now, though?

>> Baby, Daddy lost his keys.

He's gonna have to go on the back door.

>> Where do you mean back door?

>> I'm sure you are.

>> Oh, God.

>> Oh, God.

>> Oh, oh, oh.

>> Oh, you're not.

>> I've always wanted to do it with twins.

>> Oh, hell no.

I'm not crossing the swords from my brother.

We could even share the same mother without fighting.

Now, that's a good son for Sunday, but not for me.

Now, what was that?

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

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>> I like fish sticks.

I like fish sticks.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow.

>> Hello?

>> Hello.

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>> So how long have you been living in a hood?

>> Not long.

I got a small inheritance and decided to upgrade my living situation.

>> Nice.

>> No chance of me getting in here at end.

I'm gonna have to marry up if I'm gonna do any upgrading.

>> What's your husband, Neil?

>> He's a realtor.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

>> It's not that bad.

It could be worse.

>> He could suck in bed.

>> Then again lately.

>> Do you think there's someone else?

>> No way.

>> Then again.

>> You can ask in your style.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> Hi.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I need to go take a shower and go for a fish.

>> You found out a piece pulling around.

>> You guys are very amusing.

>> So let's see if he tells me how I'm going to be interested lately.

>> I'm sorry.

I need to go take a shower and go for a fish.

>> You found out a piece pulling around.

>> You guys are very amusing.

>> So let's see if he tells me how I'm going to be interested lately.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> She tells me how I'm going to be interested lately.

>> She said what?

>> What's up with that?

>> Sunday?

>> No.

>> Tuesday.

>> What the hell are you doing here?

>> What are you talking about?

>> Listen.

My wife, she's not too fine with my brother.

If she knew that I set you up with him, you're one of the two good on me.

>> What are you talking about?

>> I gotta go.

>> Tell it to you, she'll call her.

>> What's going on Sunday?

>> Church? I guess?

>> You gotta go.

>> What?

>> Church.

>> Wait.

>> Hey, baby.

Is this Jay-Man?

Who is this?

>> This is Dr. Ringbridge.

>> This is Jay-Man.

>> Mr. Johnson.

>> Have you met Tuesday?

>> I thought so.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> This is Jay-Man.

>> This is Jay-Man.

>> Mr. Johnson.

Have you met Tuesday?

>> I thought so.

>> Hmm.

>> I'm currently treating Sunday for multiple personality disorder.

>> Have you met any other days for a week?

>> I know I haven't.

>> Dr. She crazy because I'm feeling kind of crazy.

Do you think she put a sign out of my drink or something?

What's going on?

Help me.

>> Okay.

Mr. Johnson.

I'm going to need you to come into the office.

>> All right.

In a minute.

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>> Oh, why is the premise?

Monday is from Mississippi.

>> Circa 1955.

>> And her great grandfather was a Confederate General.

>> So far she only appears very briefly.

>> But she has the potential to be very dangerous.

>> No.

>> I can't go into specifics.

>> But suffice it to say the last time she did manifest herself.

>> The police were involved.

>> Whoa.

>> You know what, Doc?

>> I think it's time for me and things with Sunday.

You feel me?

>> No.

I wish you wouldn't do that.

If her life gets upset now.

>> We may lose all the progress we've achieved so far.

And I personally believe we're very close to a breakthrough.

>> Look, Doc, I got a few personalities on my own.

You feel me?

But neither of them when I let you down.

Black men.

>> I hope I haven't given you the impression that Monday is homicidal.

>> She merely has a rage issue.

>> A rage issue.

You seriously.

A rage issue?

It's nothing serious.

I assure you.

You just need to be aware of it.

>> You and not of a react.

>> All right.

All right.

Cool.

>> I think I can't do that.

>> I should mention, if you are seeing Sunday intimately and suddenly Monday emerges,

make sure she does not give you oral sex.

>> What?

>> Seriously?

>> Okay.

>> Good day, Mr. Johnson.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm okay.

There's too many rare bulls with that blue vodka at the studio today.

That's all.

>> Let me make you feel better.

>> I want to give you something special.

>> Just make sure she does not give you oral sex.

>> Oh, what did you mean?

>> Oh, this is all good.

Oh, this let me do you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> You did.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> You are a love letter written in secret code.

>> Maybe you can unmark that code.

>> I can unmark that code.

>> I can unmark that code, baby.

>> It's a nice place.

>> Thank you.

>> Squages.

>> What you think about the artwork?

>> I think it's gorgeous.

>> It's about a famous designer name to my Nialia.

This is called her Juju collection.

>> Juju collection.

>> Yes.

>> So does Lettichino about these digs?

>> Nope.

>> Shishie?

>> What if she finds out?

>> Are you going to tell her?

>> It depends on how good you are with them massage.

>> Oh, baby, I'm real good.

Let me show you.

Come here.

>> Oh, yeah?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, you got strong hands.

>> Yeah.

>> What the hell?

Shit.

>> What the hell?

Shit.

>> I'm starting to vote, Bill Tzi.

>> You should.

>> It's your turn.

>> All right.

>> It's your turn.

>> What's the matter?

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>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> I'm not sure if I'm going to vote.

>> See you there.

[ Music ]

>> Are you okay?

>> Couldn't eat better, sugar.

I'll be out before you can sit cat on hot timber.

>> Monday?

>> I do English.

>> Hello.

>> Dr. English.

>> Jayman.

>> I think Monday's about to come under the bathroom.

It should be -- it should be when it lynched me.

>> This is not good.

Where are you?

>> I'll take you to address.

>> All right.

>> Yes.

>> There's two ways I approach cheap mail.

I can go down on y'all.

>> Are y'all going down on me?

>> No, no.

I'll go down on you.

>> No, no.

>> I'll go down on you.

>> No.

>> No.

>> I think I'll go down on you.

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> Wait, should we do it?

>> Hello?

Who are you?

>> Who are you?

>> Who are you?

>> Who are.

This is my mansion.

>> I'm Tiffany and this is Rebecca.

>> Oh, Rebecca, yes.

Your Tom's hairstylist.

>> Have we met?

>> No, but I stopped in the shotguns.

>> Is this Tom's mansion?

>> Actually, we're roommates.

>> roommates.

>> So, look, why don't you mind terribly just leave for a couple hours?

I don't really think surprise or Tom.

>> Mm.

>> It's big.

>> I love too, but I have a pressing engagement.

She's going to be here any minute.

>> No, no, no, that's not going to work.

>> I'm sorry.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave and have your surprise enough of time.

>> Look, we find a big dinner.

We got everything ready.

>> Yeah.

>> It looks really, really nice.

>> What is the food?

>> It's been delivered.

>> Yeah, I'm sorry.

This is not going to work.

I'm going to have to ask you two to leave.

>> No.

>> You guys are going to have to.

Yeah, but--

>> No, no, no.

>> Didn't your mother ever teach you not to argue with women?

>> My mother told me that I would argue with women.

It makes you want to take your pants off.

You agree, right?

>> What?

>> You feel it too.

>> Definitely.

>> You definitely do not feel that.

Tom!

>> He has a key.

>> I have a key.

Is that Tom?

>> Not unless he's in repulsed jaggarties.

>> No offense, but is this a out-cost dinner?

>> I assure you, I do not and never paid for sex.

You two have to go.

Take Tom out for dinner.

>> We were here first.

>> You are delicious.

>> Thank you.

>> Dark as the day is warm.

>> Let's all have delet together.

>> That's a great idea.

>> See, these guys are completely invisible.

>> Yeah, it's not going to work.

Tom!

>> He has a key.

>> I have a key.

>> Who let you two in here.

>> What are you doing here?

>> No matter what you're doing here.

>> Tom, do you set me a text you said I could use the

mentions tonight?

>> No, never say.

>> What do you know the roommate?

>> This is Rebecca.

This is Tom's hair stylist friend.

>> Hi, I'm Tony.

>> Hi, how are you?

>> I'm good.

>> We'll look, sorry, we'll have a mistake.

You all have to get out of here.

I've got a point in date tonight.

>> I'll do you said I could have the mansion.

>> You have to go.

>> He has a key.

>> I have a key, dumbass.

>> Where is he?

>> I have a key.

>> Where is he?

>> I have a key.

>> Where is he?

>> It will be just here if you wait three more days.

>> This is a medical emergency.

I need to see Sunday immediately.

>> Wait a second.

We can't do this.

>> Should we check it out?

>> Should we check it out?

>> What we could get a coffee and avoid the risk of a racial profile in charge.

>> Or we could just pay a tree active.

Show choice.

>> Yeah.

>> A lot of paperwork.

It's probably just takeout.

But let's keep it on this place.

>> This is not the way.

>> We gave him three days.

That's three days that he has ignored us.

It is disrespectful at this time.

>> I know, but he doesn't have any understanding of our culture.

>> Listen, it is imperative.

I see Sunday immediately.

Where is she?

>> Okay, look, Dr. English.

>> Sunday is not here.

Maybe she's with Jay Mann or something.

>> Jay Mann?

>> Yeah.

>> That's, I cut.

>> The hell is going on here.

>> Mr. Johnson.

>> Where is Sunday?

>> She's upstairs.

>> So you're in on this too.

>> You said it was cool for me to get the match in a day, man.

>> I never said that.

>> Just like I said, it was okay for one to do that too.

>> I did, man.

>> Look, right here.

>> See the text?

>> Text them left.

>> May I send that shit?

>> Somebody open your bed.

>> Hey, you got it?

>> You got to explain it too.

>> Open house.

>> Open house my ass.

Sit down.

>> Oh, no.

What's she doing here?

>> This is so what is it, son?

>> Yeah.

>> I'm trying to send that dress.

You got to go, nah, girl.

>> I don't know what the hell is going on with you people, but all of you need to leave.

>> Because we have something going on right now.

>> We're at it.

>> Get back here.

>> What the fuck?

>> I got a chance.

>> I got a chance.

>> I'll get that.

>> It looks like something is going down.

>> Wait a second.

>> See, they must live here.

>> They don't look like they're living here.

>> I bet you would think I couldn't live here.

>> You can.

>> Well, once more around the block.

>> What the hell one is?

>> You need to get out of here.

>> You need to get out of here.

>> I was here for a second.

[MUSIC]

>> But look, so listen.

>> So before you start judging.

>> My wife, she's over here.

She should be at the bar.

She's over here.

That's right, she's over here.

>> But see, she's also my business manager.

She'll hear nothing I say.

No seriously, she just don't hear nothing I say.

Watch this.

>> Sarah, back.

>> Back.

>> Go and kill yourself.

>> Back, go kill yourself girl.

>> Go kill your damn self.

>> Back.

>> Back.

>> Take a look at me now.

>> Back.

>> Hey, hey, hey, I love you.

>> So when she finally heard this bit.

>> That I, when she didn't know her and having to fear.

She thought it was funny.

That's funny.

That's what was even funny here.

He said she went over there.

It's the truth.

It's really happened.

And she looked at me and she said, boy, nobody won't show broke ass.

[LAUGH]

>> I'm trying to do a joke.

>> I killed them.

They weren't expecting that.

>> They weren't expecting they were like loving to hate me all in the same thing.

They couldn't have had a lie.

>> Then you joke.

I wasn't listening.

>> Well, listen.

>> Okay, we gotta go.

I've got the cash.

>> No, no, no, no, I want to see the next act.

>> You were performing in San Francisco tomorrow night, remember?

>> Yeah.

>> Which means you have to get up early.

>> Okay.

>> Grab a drink, we'll be in the car.

>> All right.

[MUSIC]

>> Can't believe I didn't win an Oscar for life.

What are the plans?

[MUSIC]

>> Hey, man.

>> Why am I going to see you?

>> Next week.

>> You better do better than that.

>> No, okay, okay, you know what?

I was going to surprise you when I got back to San Francisco, but if you win, it's

>> I'm ready to match.

>> Mention?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, just give me a little time.

>> Wait, five minutes.

>> Just give me an hour, okay?

>> Mm-hm.

>> I'm straightened up a little bit.

And I'll text you there address.

>> Okay, dad.

>> There you go.

>> See, no, not yourself.

I see an hour, okay?

>> Okay.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Man.

>> Hey.

>> That's what I would think of making me open my eyes.

>> I'm just going to go to the comedy club.

I love my jacket there.

I just call.

>> Idiot.

>> Idiot.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

[MUSIC]

>> Tonight is your night, bro.

>> Look at the real estate.

What the hell are you doing here, Ron?

>> Hey.

>> What's going on with you?

>> Hey, look, you three gotta get up out of here.

My girl's gonna be handy, man.

I need to set up.

You know it.

>> How many?

>> Hey, babe, we have a poker today, but you know, I'm going to reschedule.

Is that cool with you?

>> I have an a poker marathon.

>> No.

>> You were just, you know, we just had a big smile.

>> Say hello.

>> Oh, well, it's not a big deal, because I have to take off anyway.

So, we'll see you later.

>> I'll text you later.

>> Yeah.

>> Aren't you going to walk me later?

>> Walk me later.

>> Of course, yes.

I'm taking you to the back door.

>> Back door.

>> Hey, man.

>> You don't get the leave, man.

>> You got to leave, man.

>> You got to leave, man.

>> You got to leave, man.

>> Sure, come on, you have a short day.

>> You're cool.

[MUSIC]

>> You might want to be cremated because it won't be enough for my hands left to bury.

>> Yo, this girl, that fine.

She's got to.

>> You blackmailing me a hang like elephants?

>> She is hot.

>> There's actually two species of elephants.

>> What?

>> Why don't you just take her here?

>> Wait a minute.

Jay, man.

Would you possibly consider occasionally still letting this place to me and my alter ego?

>> You know what?

>> I'm okay, I feel a little alter ego coming on myself.

>> I'm like Spider-Man.

>> Yeah.

>> How much foot?

>> No, for three of us.

>> Four.

>> What?

>> I don't have any action on the side.

>> What type of you can come here and you can masturbate and watch porn.

>> Yeah, I'm saying your barber yet?

>> I'm married, Juan.

>> So what do you want to watch porn?

Oh, Jack, I'm just gonna have a sense of truth.

>> I would be right, man.

>> Yeah, but I don't need to.

I'm happily married.

>> Come on.

>> Contently married?

>> Okay.

>> Uh-oh.

>> I'm not miserable.

Well, occasionally I'm not miserable, you know, and that's more than the most married guys

can say.

>> Okay, so now why are you still stopping this?

>> Barbara, you lose.

>> She is wonderful.

Awesome.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

Okay, so let me ask you this.

If there's wonderful girl, this has to give you that chance.

>> What are you gonna take a talk?

Can't go home?

>> I didn't think about that part in advance.

[MUSIC]

>> She is a babe.

>> Are you gonna tell me why I had to dress them all black?

>> So what was the poem, Tom?

>> My wife, I mean, I don't feel right about this.

>> You're letting your tortured Catholic upbringing cloud your senses.

>> I love the new pope, you know, he's so progressive.

>> Okay, okay, okay, okay, I want you to focus.

Okay, I want you to do what I say and do not think about it.

>> I want you to tell her that your wife was just killed in a horrible car accident.

I mean, blood everywhere, five car pile up.

Unborn baby is dead.

>> You've used your tears to masturbate for the past five days.

>> What?

I can't tell her that.

>> Tom, is either that, or you walk in there, you tell you with the men in black,

and the only way to save the world is to have sex with you.

>> That's even worse, I can't tell her any of that stuff.

It would help with your crime.

But I don't feel like crime.

>> Right!

>> What?

>> Right!

>> Right, that's him.

>> That was a problem.

>> What's up, Tom?

You don't have an appointment, do you?

What happened?

Are you okay?

>> My wife.

She was killed in a car accident.

>> Oh my God.

Oh my God, Tom.

Tom, I can feel care, promise.

I'm so sorry.

>> Okay.

I feel the sensuality of the music.

>> Let me close your body.

>> I can't take this like a little bit.

>> One.

>> I want to have a date tonight.

>> Congratulations.

>> What I do now?

>> Tell her you don't want to be alone.

>> Right.

>> But then what?

>> Tom, is the mansion set up?

>> It has to look like you live right.

>> Right, right.

>> Sorry about Tom.

>> Who?

>> Honey?

>> What did you do, eh?

>> Where's that portrait?

>> Oh, I forgot to tell you that it cracked it.

I took it to the framers.

>> Why?

>> I was trying to kill a pantry moth and it found a crack.

>> A pantry moth?

>> What are you doing?

>> I can't have pieces of broken glass in the carpet.

>> I already vacuumed.

>> That's it.

We're going to have to pimigate.

>> For pieces of glass?

>> No, pantry moth.

>> It's just one moth.

>> It's just one pet you saw.

>> I got some emails to check and I'm going to go to bed.

>> Okay, sounds good.

I'm going to do a little reading and go for a walk.

>> Okay.

>> All right.

>> Thank you.

[ Music ]

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>> What's that?

>> I think there's someone in the house.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Hey, hey, that's the wall.

>> What the hell are you doing here?

>> I got a date tonight and I get my stuff set up.

>> Oh, no.

>> What?

>> Why are we whispering?

>> Because I got a date right now.

My stuff has already set out.

>> Oh, damn.

>> I got a shirt thing, though.

Come on, you can't hook me up.

>> Okay.

>> My clothes are downstairs.

I get dressed okay?

So you're on those great things you do with Tom.

They would like to help you.

I know, I saw you later.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

If you don't get your arms off from me, I'm gonna rip it off.

Sorry.

I don't know what's going on over here, but if I get home

and do it's not there, sleep, I'm gonna come back here,

and I'm a fuck somebody up.

Okay, hey.

Hey, wait, no!

Oh, no!

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

Do it a good suit?

[Sighs]

Oh, you want to go through the bedroom?

Well, we started in a bedroom.

Come back and get it to the TV.

[Sighs]

We're gonna do it in the oven.

They're gonna do it everywhere.

We're gonna be in pleasure, too.

That's right.

We're gonna do it.

Garbage can.

We're gonna get dirty tonight.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

There, I got it.

I can stop complaining.

That's the best you can do.

[Sighs]

Why do I have to get out of here?

I own the place.

Don't forget your mommy's lasagna on the way home.

Hey, dad.

[MUSIC]

What's wrong?

I was really hoping Rebecca would be here.

You just missed her.

Man, with my luck lately, I'm not surprised.

Tom.

[Sighs]

I'm done practicing a bit.

Do you want to hang out?

You probably have better things to do.

No.

I'm sick.

[Sighs]

Thank you for being there.

Glad to help.

I hope this isn't scurp anything between you and Rebecca.

Oh, no.

She's--she's hoping anything that gets me through this morning period.

[Sighs]

She's so understanding.

She's an angel.

But--but I don't think--

I don't think you should say anything to her.

I agree.

Not that.

Well, just take down your number.

I cut men's hair right now.

I'm sure dogs make the same thing, right?

Yeah.

It's been pretty easy now.

I'm sorry, one second.

[MUSIC]

Mother fuck her.

[MUSIC]

[SIRENS]

[MUSIC]

I just saw Kate.

Tom's wife.

[SIGHS]

That's impossible.

She's dead.

No, no, no.

I am really, really good with faces.

And it was her.

You've only seen that one photo of her on the night stand.

How you know about the photo?

You told me about it.

Yeah, he said he record in a black ribbon.

I got a picture of a license plate.

Don't you know what, Guy?

I got a guy, DMV.

I'm going to have a run of course.

[MUSIC]

No way.

[LAUGH]

That's awesome.

Well, I guess I got awesome.

[LAUGH]

So Paul, do you got a name for me?

Kate White.

Kate White.

Got it.

And thanks, Tom.

What a sick fucking bastard.

I can't believe you did this to me.

I can't believe he did this to you.

You be my best friend.

He is going to so wish he never met me.

You know what?

Whatever you're planning, count me in.

Nobody goes to me.

I mean, to my friends.

[MUSIC]

Yes?

Hi, I'm Rebecca.

And I'm Tiffany.

Word, Tom's friends.

Really?

Can you never mention you two before?

Yeah, maybe friend isn't the right word.

You're welcome.

Me coming.

Love Earth.

He told me you were dead.

As a matter of fact, you died in a car accident.

Same.

I just felt sorry for him.

He came and crying and then next thing I know we were in bed.

Yeah, me too.

I'm not sure if you were on a mantel.

My photo?

Driped and Black Silk.

Where's my photo?

To the mansion.

What mansion?

Where's the mansion?

It's never mine.

I'm going to put his balls in a meat grinder.

We want to help.

Okay.

All right.

Let me think.

Okay.

He wants me to get, huh?

Okay.

I'll give him dead.

Where is this mansion?

I know where the bedroom is.

What I do.

Okay dad.

Tom.

Just the guy I wanted to see.

How are you?

Good.

You know, Tiffany told me about the two of you.

Your little Ron Davins.

She did?

It's okay.

I completely understand.

As a matter of fact,

I was thinking that, you know,

her and I can make you feel good together.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Have you ever been with two women, Tom?

I can't.

A few times.

But, you know, that was back when my wife was alive.

And I would never get in her.

Of course not.

She's not here anymore.

So tonight?

Mm-hmm.

Tonight, yeah.

Does that work for you?

Sure.

I would bring lost protection.

See each night then.

So this is a love check.

Mm-hmm.

Apparently.

That is not my shade.

How many women is he sleeping with?

Wow.

Even walls are such a pig, man.

And I thought my neighbours were annoying.

Look, let's just carry on with the plan.

Casanova could show up early.

Okay.

It's okay.

I know how to use it.

But it's okay.

I know how to use it.

I know how to use it.

I know how to use it.

Okay.

I'm going to go get in position.

Good idea.

We're about five minutes to be inside out.

Did you do something?

What do you want me to do?

Here are the fake blood packets.

It's in a condom.

Was she on your period?

Oh.

Look, when I start shooting, slap it on your chest and the burf's dolphin.

But it's in a condom and I'm wearing coco-chino.

I'll pay for your dry cleaning.

Okay.

I'm going to come in and I'm going to yell, "I have a gun."

And then you guys get the blood packs ready.

Okay.

Got it.

Okay.

Got it.

What's that noise?

She said she had a gun?

Who is she?

I didn't know I was supposed to know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

This is my name.

What's going on?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What's going on?

I'm listening to him.

They have an argument.

We should call it a police.

A police?

Really?

Yes.

The police.

Well, this is Rebecca.

This is Tom's hair, stylist friend.

Hi, I'm Tiffany.

How are you?

I can.

Okay.

Okay.

We'll look sorry.

We'll sometimes have a mistake.

So you all gotta get out of here.

I've got a point in date tonight.

My date is said that I could have the mansion.

I'll make.

You gotta go.

He has a kid.

I have a kid.

I have a kid.

I have a kid.

I have a kid dumbass.

Wait, how do you have a kid?

Where is Sunday?

Okay.

We're not gonna call it a police.

Wait, is that Dr. English?

Dr. English.

Wait right here.

I'll be right back.

Listen, it is imperative I see Sunday immediately.

Where is she?

Okay, look, Dr. English.

Sunday is not here.

Maybe she's with Jay-Man or something.

Jay-Man.

Going on here.

Mr. Johnson.

Where is Sunday?

She's upstairs.

You're in on this too.

In on what?

Ryan B, you said it was cool for me to get the mansion a day, man.

I never said that.

Oh, oh.

Just like I said, it was okay for why?

Did you do that too, huh?

You're dead.

I did, man.

Look, right here.

See the text?

Text on La.

So you're getting in here.

So I got one date, right?

Huh?

Well, we're always right.

Girls are the world ain't nothing but trouble.

Hey, go for a walk.

I'm out.

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You're dead.

She's upstairs, so you went on this too.

You know what, Ryan D?

You said it was cool for me to have had a mansion today.

Bro never said I'm like that.

Like I'd say a walk, I'd say you're two, huh?

You're dead?

See, look, right here, dinner text, text, don't lie.

May I send that shit?

Somebody sit there, what else is it again?

I don't know.

This is not going to be the way.

Come on, he's a human being.

We can't do this here, Jumbo.

Wait a second.

We can't do this.

Some, yo.

This is not the way.

We gave him three days, that's three days that he has ignored us.

It is disrespectful at this time.

I know what he doesn't have any understanding of the culture.

We'll not have this.

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Please, give me more trust.

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You expecting someone?

Not really.

I'll be right back.

Baby, that's my PO.

Just tell my prisoner, Carl later, but you had to do it for me.

I just hope you're not pregnant, how would I explain that?

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Hello, my name is Samia my sister.

Um, Jamal, what are you doing here?

What is this, man?

Uh, this is Randi.

Randi, wait, brother, Jamal.

Hey, man.

Hey, you married without my permission?

No, no, no, we're not married.

What?

The violet.

Cover yourself, sister.

The new, come forward.

Look, Jamal, it's different here.

It's a totally different culture.

Randi's actually my partner.

Ah, man.

Do you lie with this man, Randi?

Your silence has answered my question.

Randi, you must choose to do honor to my family,

or suffer the fate of an infant and the fate of a defiler.

You must marry Samia before Samia.

Before Jamal.

Before Jamal.

Who the hell is Jamal?

Nice Friday.

OK, OK, so what about a side to be this defiler?

Negrettally, your both will be stolen to death.

Yeah, but tell Samia to decide.

Wait, Jamal.

How does he's Jamal?

Some other do named Jamal.

What's his, what's his, what's his, what's his, not funny?

Everything is funny.

Everything is funny.

Everything is funny.

I disagree.

How did I know that there are being so soon, right?

I don't know who this damn Jamal is.

I'm really sorry about my family.

I had no idea they were deriving so soon.

That's all you gotta say.

So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You knew the adults family was gonna attack me.

You didn't want to warn me?

Adam's family?

Now you're going to insult my family?

OK, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, but you have to make their little strange, right?

The strange?

Well, maybe they're just not what you used to.

What I'm used to, babe, your brother threatened the stone us to death in three days.

I'm not even making that up.

I couldn't even put that in my stand up.

OK, everybody, listen, listen, listen.

My woman now going through this little problem.

Her family's gonna stone us to death in three days.

And which side would the where?

Well, it's not funny.

OK, babe, listen, listen, don't do that.

I'm just, I guess I'm out of my lead.

So what do you suggest we do?

Well, we never really talked about our future,

but I've been feeling that we are heading towards marriage.

Unless I'm imagining.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I love you.

I really do.

Then why are we doing to my family then?

We're gonna get married.

OK, you know what?

I guess there's no good time to tell you this.

And I am sorry.

All right?

What?

What?

Are you married?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I've been trying to tell you, but it's complicated.

Well, can't look at it.

I'm sorry to complicate your life.

No, no.

I mean, what are you talking to my?

I'm talking to my.

That's not what I meant.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, look at me.

I never let this happen.

Hey, hey, hey, listen, focus, look at me.

All right?

I look, I love you.

I really do.

I'm in a very bad marriage, unfortunately, my wife.

Look at me.

It's my business manager.

So I have to be very careful on how I not in my career

by in this marriage.

You understand?

Then you have just three days, or you would like to be stoned to death.

Then I'll see how that complication do it to your career.

Tell you.

That's it.

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You already have a number one wife.

This is unfortunate.

The down, or even a number one wife, is a gold bullion worth very much money on today's

comics, gold index.

That's a number two wife.

Not so good.

Number two wife.

Don't even think about it.

I mean, that's me.

You and her as a legal three, some to death to us part, then.

Let me trim out.

Finish.

In three days, we observe Jama.

Then we proceed with a wedding or a stunning.

This will be your decision.

Hey, man.

Oh, but now let me ask you this.

So what is the dowry for a second wife?

I'm just asking, oh, that's my dude.

The next bottom camel and 1,000 pounds are genetically engineered cut and

seed for your farm.

Oh, I don't have a farm.

I just smokey.

I don't grow it.

But man, let's just hit this piece pipe.

Let's just call it even, man.

I'm going to talk to Ron.

Jama is now over.

Your rendiem must decide.

I'm going to let you know as soon as he gives his answer.

No need.

We all go together.

Well, no.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

I'm here.

I'm going to talk to Ron.

Jama is now over.

Your rendiem must decide.

I'm going to let you know as soon as he gives his answer.

No need.

We all go together.

Well, no.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Is there a bag of my mouth?

Yeah, la la.

Put the stores in the minivan and call the others.

This is crazy.

This is not the way.

We said so, Ron.

We gave him three days.

That's three days that he has ignored us.

It is disrespectful at this time.

I know, but he doesn't have any understanding of the culture.

We'll not have this.

Please.

Give you one more chance.

Are you in the room here?

You need to get out of here.

You need to get out of here.

You need to get out of here.

You need to get out of here.

You need to get out of here.

Wait a second.

What do you need to do?

I'll see.

I got to deal with this shit right here.

How many wives you have?

Those aren't my wives.

But you can have this one right here, sure.

Good time.

That's all you.

Put the stones over there.

And be ready.

You really?

You're all stones.

Give me your own stone.

It is now time, Ron D.

For your decision.

I'll tell you, I love you.

I truly do.

So what do you do to honor being my second wife?

Just for now.

Just until you could be my first wife.

And I promise when you can, you will be.

All right.

Come on.

Okay.

I promise.

Okay.

Why don't I let you do it?

It's the same paper.

Prince Ali Baba is going to stone us if you tell him to leave.

Is he going to help you?

Tom.

Tom.

The way this day is going, I doubt it.

But I might as well continue to host his duties.

Well, hello, Tom.

Well, hello there.

Welcome.

Ah, welcome to the party.

Wait, hold on a second.

Who are all these people?

It's the party, dude.

The party, dude.

Who's the party, dude?

Who's the party, dude?

You're the party, dude.

Okay.

Wait a minute.

We're back.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what's going on here.

It's okay.

I'm like your friends, Tom.

You see that?

You mean the bamer or the gun?

Now we need to investigate.

Let's go.

What, what, what did this is going to be?

I'm not going to tell you a girl.

We totally work this way.

Come on, see.

You can text me and say that's the way you're going to be.

Listen.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Come on now.

Who's at the down door?

I'll hold you.

Causing.

You're late.

I'll hold you.

I'll hold you.

I'll hold you.

Kate, Kate.

Kate.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm so sorry, Kate.

I didn't need for any of this that, man.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

So you want me dead?

This man cheet on you.

Yes.

But it all ends now.

Put gun down.

We have stones.

I don't have time for that.

Let's see how much sympathy you get from two dead mistresses.

Yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Three.

Everyone underneath.

Hands behind your head.

You on your knees now.

I need for no man.

I have diplomatic immunity.

You better be immune to their poison.

Download your knees.

Causing.

And family has been insulted.

You put the fuck stop back.

Nah.

I said fucking stop that.

Kate, back up.

I said fucking stop that.

I'll say it.

Please.

So I looked at her and I just said,

fuck you.

And what else can you say?

What else can you say?

He's old.

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Go ahead.

Shout.

I had a thing in the past about trusting women.

It's still my heart fast when that ain't looking.

Get some tonight even that's why I'm took it.

All the time on the right left was a tree walking ass.

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Hey, ladies.

Say my life.

I'm okay.

I'm okay now.

It's like my day last night.

You feel my leg there?

Are you sure?

I'm alright, yes.

I'm sure it was fun, yeah.

I'm the Michael.

Nobody like me.

Chups.

We used a chillin' a crib and just watch flip.

They'll hit the Mohs shot but some kitts.

Kids like mine, it's just us.

We just wanna kiss.

So far I was rockin', man, we did rammin' this.

That's what we had up on, that rule,

who could be true, could mend only cysts.

That vancicure, you would know all of shit.

Seein' you, wanted you got it?

It was not the last.

You heard out your hand, you got the black American express.

The good life, she had it all, nothing but the best.

She sat me down and said she had to confess.

Man, whatever.

♪ I'm ready, I'm just somebody ♪

♪ I never took a fight out ♪

♪ Nobody else, just nobody like you ♪

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm just somebody ♪

♪ Nobody else, nobody else ♪

♪ Nobody like you ♪

♪ She was the one that I trusted ♪

♪ Who would ever think that she would spread like mustard ♪

♪ See me with my new chick now you disgusted ♪

♪ Fix your face, you was the one that got busted ♪

♪ That people somebody that you know ♪

Hey yo girl, you like caviar?

Like Sizzler?

Sizzler?

Sizzler?

I'm about you, Danny.

Rolling back, rolling back.

Okay, what?

Man, she wanted to suck my dick backwards.

Slow dude, slow dude, slow dude.

Yeah, like bent it over now three times.

Like juicy day?

Like, fuck man, I was gonna take her to the $1 discount store,

buy her some trinkets.

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And then, insert my penis inside her.

Soft.

Put the $1 condom.

(laughs)

How'd you admit?

I didn't want to tip my pants off.

You guys feel the same way?

No.

Yeah, you do.

I can see them in the hands of the machine.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

That's hot.

Not unless he's a recall drag race.

Get your back up.

I wrote back that in here.

Hey babe, if that's Elvis, you're seeing ghosts run.

Or as I was shrooms I gave you.

Hey babe, why you up giving a certain kiss and shake it up?

You know I like it, Fizzy girl.

Hey babe, you know, since you up, you got a minute,

why don't you go to McDonald's?

Babe, hit the door, it's Domino's.

Babe, babe.

Babe, why you up going for that big bird suit?

You know I love that sesame street role play.

I don't know something about sesame street.

Yeah, come back dressed as Kermit the Frog.

Okay, see you.

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Nobody out.

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Go ahead.

Shout, I had a thing in the past about trust and women.

It's still my heart fast when I ain't looking.

I'm too naive and that's why I'm tucking all the time on the ride.

Let the century fucking act.

Babe, I'm all she was just slow you.

Check the expiration date.

We let the milk spoil you.

Said out too long.

Love and the thrill's gone.

Try to steal my joy, but I'm still strong.

I'm still strong.

If it was wrong, holding on to a love that has been scored.

Even though she looked like some of her hiking thoughts too long.

Congratulations up, you and Spide this song.

You know that right?

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