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RUCKUS:
My name is Uncle Ruckus,
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and this is the story
of my relations.
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I was born
under unusual circumstances.
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It was the Fourth of July,
and I was told
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it was a especially
good night to be born.
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[BABY CRYING]
But that was some bullshit.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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What is it, doc?
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There's no easy way
to put this.
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That brown spot
on your child's arm,
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It's a rare
and incurable skin disease.
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It will spread
all over his body.
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His skin will continue
to grow blacker and blacker
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and blacker and even blacker
and more blacker and blacker
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and then even blacker.
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Talk in plain English!
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I can't understand
what you're saying!
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Eventually he will be
indistinguishable from...
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a Negro.
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WOMAN: No!
Not that! Anything but that!
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[BABY CRYING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, you!
What are you doing there?
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Hey!
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[BABY CRYING]
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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Come here, bitch.
Gimme some real quick.
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You ain't said nothing so far
about my hair.
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Because it ain't yours.
It is so mine.
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I'm the first colored girl
you ever met with blonde hair,
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and one day
I'm gonna have eyes
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as blue as the summer sky.
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Bitch, you ain't never
in a million fucking years
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gonna have no blue eyes.
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You're hairier
than a motherfucker too.
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Your personality ain't much
to speak of either.
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Your cooking ain't shit.
You ain't clean worth a damn.
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Nasty bitch.
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But I need somebody around here
that's gonna wash
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the shit stains out my drawers,
so I guess you'll do.
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But, Mister,
your mama hates me.
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Mama ain't got much
more time left in her.
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She gonna be dead
in a few seconds,
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you watch and see.
I don't know.
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Look, uh, why don't
we go for a walk
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down by the swamp
and talk about it?
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But what about the--?
Bitch, I said,
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let's walk by the swamp!
Okay, okay.
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Aunt Juju, tell Mama
I'll be right back.
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[BABY CRYING]
Lord have mercy, what?
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Who left this baby
on my step?
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BUNNY: Sweet Jesus.
I ought to cut this fucker.
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No! This ain't
no regular baby.
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It's a white baby.
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It's the most beautiful
white baby
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in the whole wide world.
White baby?
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Aw, shit,
that's all I need,
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a goddamn white-baby
kidnapping charge.
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Bitch, put that thing down
before the police come.
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No, wait, here's some money.
Somebody wanted us to take him.
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[GASPS]
Shit.
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Finding white babies might be
better than I thought.
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BUNNY: What's this? Some kind of
birthmark?
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Don't look like
no birthmark I ever seen.
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Who knows? I'm sure
it's nothing. Can we keep him?
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Can we love him forever
and raise him to be
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our own beautiful white child?
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As husband and wife?
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Fine, bitch.
Oh, thank you, Mister!
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What should we name him?
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MISTER:
Name it after my uncle.
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BUNNY:
Okay.
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Uncle Ruckus it is.
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If the authorities come,
you going to jail.
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I didn't know nothing
about this white baby shit.
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Left from right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won
Won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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RUCKUS: I'll never forget the day my
grandmamma, Nellie Ruckus,
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showed up at my house
after all them many years.
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I'll never forget it
because it was a day
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that scarred me for the rest
of my natural born life.
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[RUCKUS SCREAMING]
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Ow! Goddamn it!
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Oh, Uncle, it's you.
Nellie?
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Nellie, is that you?
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Nigga, I thought you was
a burglar.
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A big, fat, funky, nasty,
stanky, black,
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one-eyed
motherfucking burglar.
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Why the fuck
didn't you knock, nigga?
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You raggedy son of a bitch!
I live here.
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You sass me again, boy,
and I'll cut you!
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What are you doing here?
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Uncle, I'm dying.
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Doctor says it's gonna be
any day now.
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And I just couldn't do it.
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I couldn't die
in your father's house.
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I-- I haven't seen
or heard from you
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since the day Daddy
threw me out 53 years ago.
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Yeah, so?
What's new with you?
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Your daddy always used to say
you wouldn't amount to shit.
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Do you even have a job?
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I have 47 jobs, actually.
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Yeah, right. Is one
of those jobs the Unabomber?
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And how am I supposed to die
in this fucked-up chair?
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No lumbar support. You want me
to die with back problems?
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You raggedy motherfucker!
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Hey, Robert, I just finished
re-tiling the roof.
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You still need me to snake out
them toilets upstairs?
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I can do it right now.
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Only take me three,
four hours.
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Right now? I don't know.
It's getting late.
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Hey, boys, I got an idea.
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Why don't we turn
off all the lights,
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I'll get under a sheet
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and we can play Klan
and the Little Negroes.
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Or how about you go on
a hot date
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and I'll stay here and babysit
the little coon kiddies.
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All night.
Ruckus, are you trying
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not to leave my house?
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My Grandma Nellie
just showed up
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and she's...
Well, I can't explain it.
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I just can't go back.
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Ruckus, everybody
got a messed-up family.
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Shoot, look at the boys.
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What?
No.
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Mine is different.
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[LAUGHING]
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RUCKUS: The re-vitaligo spread rapidly
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across my whole body.
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Like that black symbiote
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that turned Topher Grace
into Venom
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in Spider-Man Part Three.
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By the time I was
3 years old,
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I was indistinguishable
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from any other
African Negro child.
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MISTER:
Uncle! Uncle!
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I'm coming, Mister!
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[PANTING]
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My adopted Negro father
was a loser,
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even by loser Negro
standards.
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Yes, Mister?
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While you frolicking
in the damn fields,
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frolic your ass to the store
and get me some beer, nigga.
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He was miserable
just for the sake
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of being miserable.
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But what I remember most
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was his unwarranted hatred
of the white man.
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Goddamn crackers.
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Black man can't get ahead
for nothing.
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I remember him
making me feel very ashamed
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for my very own whiteness.
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I hate all these white
motherfuckers.
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But Mom,
I'm white.
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Daddy's just upset, baby,
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because he's lazy
and the white man
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makes him work hard.
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I had two younger brothers:
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my brother Darryl
and my other brother Darell.
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But Mister always seemed
to single me out the worst.
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[GASPS]
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I would get beatings
for anything.
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Nigga, did you just break
that vase?
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Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Lord have mercy!
My baby!
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Just having fun was off limits
in Mister's house.
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Nigga, did I just catch you
having fun?
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Lord have mercy!
My baby!
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[DOOR OPENS]
Every day he reminded me
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of what a failure
I was going to be.
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Mister, I wanna be a doctor
when I grow up.
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Nigga, did I just catch you
wanting to be shit?
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Lord have mercy!
My baby!
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My darling adopted
Negro mother,
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who I loved almost
like she was white,
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did the best she could.
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Now don't you listen
to him, Uncle.
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You ain't
no worthless nigga.
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Deep down,
deep down in your heart,
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you always have to believe
that you are special.
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She made sure I knew
all my white history.
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Mama, who's
George Washington Carver?
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He's the man responsible
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for more peanut allergy deaths
than anyone who ever lived.
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Baby, why don't we read
about Eli Whitney instead?
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He invented
the cotton gin.
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He was a great white man.
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Just like you.
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Many a night I dreamed about
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my biological father
returning to take me away
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to white people land,
but it never happened.
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[SIGHS]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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When I thought it
couldn't get no worse,
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my grandmamma showed up
at the doorstep.
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I'm dying.
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She was the only person
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I ever met
more miserable than my daddy.
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Ugh, look at you.
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Didn't I tell you
you wasn't gonna be shit?
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With your stupid ugly wife
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and your stupid
ugly childrens.
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I can't wait to die so
I don't have to look
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at your ugly black nigga ass
no more. Goddamn it!
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Aah! I can't take it
no more!
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It was very shortly
after that
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my adopted father
threw me out of the house.
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I ain't seen
none of them since.
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Your story,
it's just so powerful.
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And so sad.
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Real, real sad.
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I mean,
I ain't gonna cry,
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because that's gay, but--
But it is real sad.
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But I don't know
what to do.
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I swear I can't go back home
with that woman there.
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Please don't make me go.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, I get it.
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You leave me in the shack
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and you come
and hang out in here
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in a fancy
motherfucking mansion.
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Get out of my way,
goddamn it.
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RUCKUS: I'll get her out of here, Robert,
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I'll get her out of here.
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Aw, shit,
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now this is a dying chair,
right here.
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No, no, no.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
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That's my chair.
That's a living chair.
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Oh, yeah, I might wanna
get buried
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in this motherfucker
right here!
250
00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,909
Grandma Nellie,
please,
251
00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:50,510
you can't die
in Robert's chair.
252
00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:51,634
Let's go back home--
253
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,134
I don't wanna die
in that shit hole,
254
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,265
I want to die
in the fancy fucking mansion.
255
00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:58,085
I only get to do this once
and I'm gonna do it right.
256
00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,375
RUCKUS:
Robert, you gotta help me.
257
00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,730
You black, you understand
dysfunctional families.
258
00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,105
Make her leave.
I can't.
259
00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:08,209
She's my grandmother.
You can.
260
00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:10,280
Hell, you're old enough
to be a grandmother.
261
00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,024
NELLIE: I don't know who'd wanna keep
living in this world.
262
00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:14,125
Economy gone down
the damn toilet,
263
00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:17,945
got disease, war, oil spills,
fucking food shortages,
264
00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:20,219
I bet people gonna start
eating each other.
265
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,850
They're probably gonna eat
them children first.
266
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,320
Flesh more tender.
267
00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:28,435
Please, Robert, please.
She won't be too much hassle.
268
00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:30,674
The doctor said she gonna
be dead any minute now.
269
00:09:30,739 --> 00:09:31,850
No. She can't stay here,
270
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,550
and she definitely
can't die here.
271
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,775
On the front lawn maybe,
but not in the living room.
272
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,750
Now you make her leave
or I'm gonna make her leave.
273
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,599
I know what God really wants,
damn it.
274
00:09:40,669 --> 00:09:42,765
He wants me to kill
my motherfucking self.
275
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,104
That's why
he fucks with me.
276
00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,419
That's why he gave me
a fucked-up ass life.
277
00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,414
But the joke's on him.
I ain't gonna give
278
00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:50,179
that motherfucker
the satisfaction.
279
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,250
You make her leave.
280
00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,220
Nigga, what the fuck
do you want?
281
00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,115
Ma'am, it is a pleasure
to meet you,
282
00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,264
and I'm very, very sorry
about your impending demise,
283
00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:03,125
but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
284
00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,999
Fucker, I'll leave
when I'm dead.
285
00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:05,929
Ain't y'all got no food
286
00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,490
in this raggedy piece
of shit fancy fucking mansion?
287
00:10:09,099 --> 00:10:09,799
Okay, that's enough.
288
00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:10,840
I'm not playing around
anymore.
289
00:10:10,882 --> 00:10:12,508
I ain't scared of you,
nigga.
290
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,540
We can both die
in this house today.
291
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,705
She ain't gonna talk to me
like that in my house.
292
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,456
I ain't no punk.
Let me at her. Let me go.
293
00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,916
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
294
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,588
Oh, damn.
It's probably Mister.
295
00:10:23,629 --> 00:10:25,309
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
296
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,190
Daddy?
Daddy is coming here?
297
00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:28,390
I told him I was here.
298
00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,695
And he talking about he wanna
come watch me die.
299
00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:32,935
Ain't that a bitch?
Good. He can take your ass
300
00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:33,685
out of here and watch you die
301
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,995
someplace else.
Nerve of that bitch
302
00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:36,345
trying to pull a blade on me
in my house.
303
00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,695
RUCKUS: It was the first time seeing my
adopted family
304
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,595
in 50 years.
305
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,080
My mother, Bunny Ruckus.
306
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,119
My brother, Darryl,
and my other brother, Darell.
307
00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:49,860
And finally my father,
Mister Ruckus.
308
00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:51,620
Is the bitch dead yet?
309
00:10:51,662 --> 00:10:53,288
[♪♪♪]
310
00:10:54,409 --> 00:10:55,509
Okay, we here.
311
00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:56,865
Now go ahead
and die already.
312
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,094
You think you impatient?
313
00:10:58,539 --> 00:11:00,333
I been waiting to die
since the day you was born,
314
00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,534
you worthless bastard.
315
00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,760
Guys, can't we do this
someplace else?
316
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,909
I ain't moving. First person
to lay a finger on me
317
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,480
is getting cut.
You know what?
318
00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:10,561
You been talking that same
dying shit for 96 years.
319
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:11,470
Now I ain't got all day.
320
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,289
Hurry up and die
so I can go back home.
321
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,130
Oh, if you got shit to do,
nigga, leave.
322
00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:17,395
I can die on my own,
goddamn it.
323
00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,559
No. I'm gonna make sure
you dead.
324
00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:20,449
Then I'm gonna celebrate.
325
00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:23,530
For the first time in my life,
I'm gonna be truly happy.
326
00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:24,689
I'm gonna have
some balloons
327
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,564
and some ice cream and cake
for your fucking funeral.
328
00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:29,820
Then I'm gonna put
some cement over your grave
329
00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,564
so even if the dead
come back to life
330
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:32,745
like in them zombie movies,
331
00:11:32,929 --> 00:11:34,655
your ass
ain't gonna be nowhere.
332
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,455
Look guys,
enough is enough.
333
00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,730
We shouldn't do this
in other people's houses.
334
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,717
Let's go.
Come on, Nellie.
335
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,719
Aah! Oh, my God!
336
00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:45,012
[ALL GASP]
337
00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,473
BUNNY: Lord have mercy! My baby!
Oh, man.
338
00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,804
BUNNY: Oh, I can't tell you how nice it is
339
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,659
to see all of my boys
under one roof.
340
00:11:51,701 --> 00:11:53,619
Oh, white God is good,
ain't he?
341
00:11:53,869 --> 00:11:55,189
We got so much catching up
to do.
342
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:58,125
Now, Uncle, did you know
that Darryl is an accountant
343
00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,685
for a white finance company
344
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,320
and just got a promotion
from his white boss?
345
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,980
Ooh, isn't that amazing?
346
00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,235
That's, wonderful,
Darryl.
347
00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:07,324
A white man promoted you.
Congratulations.
348
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,524
Oh, it's really not
that big a deal.
349
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,595
And Darell here owns
his very own motorcycle shop,
350
00:12:12,678 --> 00:12:14,972
and he's married
to a white woman.
351
00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:17,362
Oh, she's the most
beautifulest white woman
352
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:18,082
you've ever seen.
353
00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:19,628
And she has
his name tattooed
354
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,413
right here
on her white titty.
355
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,248
Heh-heh.
Mama, that's personal.
356
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,422
I can't believe it.
357
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,803
My own brother
with his name tattooed
358
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,043
across a white woman's
milk gland.
359
00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:30,803
Congratulations.
360
00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:33,377
Speaking of accomplishments,
what'd you accomplish, boy?
361
00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:35,972
Hush, Mister.
I'm proud of Uncle.
362
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,647
He lives
in this beautiful neighborhood
363
00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:39,570
around some lovely
white people.
364
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,365
He live in a shack
on the outskirts of town.
365
00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:43,949
He works hard.
366
00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:44,955
And still ain't got shit,
367
00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,300
and ain't never
gonna have shit.
368
00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:48,146
You know what that
makes you? A Mexican.
369
00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,361
Is that what you've accomplished
with your life, boy?
370
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:51,245
Being a Mexican?
371
00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:53,305
You ain't even gotta speak
English to be a Mexican.
372
00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,265
Whose fault is it you
a professional Mexican?
373
00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:57,930
Is that my fault?
He's not a Mexican.
374
00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,556
He's our son.
375
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,900
You always treated me
different.
376
00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,346
You never loved me
because--
377
00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:05,271
Because--
Because I am adopted.
378
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:08,691
[LAUGHING]
379
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,499
Adopted? Boy you still
believe that shit?
380
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,019
Goddamn it,
how old are you?
381
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,532
Mister, stop.
You still believe you got--
382
00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,250
What was that called?
What'd you call it?
383
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:18,508
Uh, "re-vitaligo"?
384
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,260
Daddy, come on.
That's enough.
385
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,220
He does have re-vitaligo.
386
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:25,356
You ever heard of anybody else
having re-vitaligo?
387
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,909
Your mama made
that shit up, boy.
388
00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,149
She thought it'd be good
for your self-esteem
389
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:31,000
if you believed deep down
you was white.
390
00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:32,550
That's why they shouldn't
let dumb bitches
391
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,609
read psychology books.
That's not true.
392
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,039
We found you
on the doorstep. I swear.
393
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:37,735
I don't hate you
because you adopted.
394
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,875
I hate you
because knocking up your mama
395
00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:42,125
killed my chances of me
ever experiencing
396
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,175
a single moment
of happiness or joy
397
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,699
for the rest
of my damn life.
398
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,700
Baby, don't listen to him.
399
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:48,118
After that, it was more
400
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,370
and more hungry
niggas' mouths to feed.
401
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,284
All my big plans
gone right down the shitter.
402
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,609
I worked my life away
for these damn crackers,
403
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,430
still couldn't make
my ends meet.
404
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,280
Mister, now you leave
the white man out of this.
405
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,625
Shut your ass up, Bunny.
406
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,355
I'm sick of you talking
about that goddamn
407
00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:03,856
white man all the time.
408
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,559
Name one of them who ever
did shit for any of you.
409
00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:08,645
Huh? Can't do it,
can you?
410
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:09,813
Look at what you did.
411
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,354
All my kids
is some damn Uncle Toms.
412
00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:13,397
And you the worst.
413
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,794
A black fool who hates
hisself so much
414
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,754
he can't even see what's
in front of him in the mirror.
415
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:20,855
Just another black nigga
like the rest of us.
416
00:14:22,219 --> 00:14:23,554
[SOBBING]
I hate you!
417
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,348
You're the reason why
after I say the name "Ruckus,"
418
00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:28,084
I always say,
"No relation."
419
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,579
I am adopted, I am adopted!
420
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,664
[CRYING]
421
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,249
[DOOR CLOSES]
422
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,599
It's a shame we don't all get
together more often.
423
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:39,210
Well, there's got to be
some way
424
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,895
to get these people
out of my house. Wait,
425
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,414
what about hounds?
Can we release some hounds that,
426
00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:45,505
you know, chase them away?
That's legal, right?
427
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:46,590
Riley, Google "hounds."
428
00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:48,258
[SOBBING]
429
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,802
Ruckus, are you okay?
430
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:50,844
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
431
00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:52,755
He-- He just said something.
432
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,939
He said something terrible.
He said I wasn't adopted.
433
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,900
Adopted?
Nigga, you ain't--
434
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,180
Well,
I'm sure he was just
435
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,334
trying to push
your buttons.
436
00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:02,086
Oh. Yeah, you right,
you right.
437
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,859
I mean, of course
I'm adopted, heh.
438
00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,036
Hell, we don't even look
nothing alike, heh.
439
00:15:06,109 --> 00:15:08,524
I'm sorry, boys, this must be
confusing for y'all.
440
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,520
I know you think
of your old Uncle Ruckus
441
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,296
as a pillar of strength
and confidence.
442
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,854
Look, Uncle Ruckus,
we know what it's like
443
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:17,534
to have an abusive
parental figure.
444
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,064
To suffer the mental
and physical abuse.
445
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,840
Hey. This ain't about me.
Leave that alone.
446
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,964
The endless work.
"Clean up your room,
447
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,965
take out the trash,
do your homework."
448
00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,875
Always walking on eggshells,
449
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,299
wondering when the next
whooping gonna come.
450
00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:32,720
Aah!
Oh, I'll never forget the day.
451
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,049
The day he threw me out.
452
00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:35,926
The day
that changed everything.
453
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,928
[BUNNY SCREAMING]
454
00:15:39,596 --> 00:15:40,723
No!
455
00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:42,558
No! No!
456
00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:43,851
[SCREAMING]
[CRYING]
457
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:46,645
[YELLING]
458
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,023
[CRYING]
459
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:51,358
Someone was supposed
to put that away.
460
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,027
[SCREAMING]
461
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,528
He stepped
in a animal trap.
462
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,697
[GRUNTING]
463
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,198
Ooh,
that's leaded paint.
464
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,367
Ooh.
No. We'll have to presoak that
465
00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:01,827
or it won't come out!
466
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,954
[BUNNY SCREAMING]
467
00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,291
Damn nigga.
Out, I say.
468
00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:10,419
Get out. You lazy,
worthless nigga.
469
00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:11,712
Stop it!
470
00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:13,839
Why? Why?
471
00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:16,050
Why?
472
00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:19,011
[ALL SOBBING]
473
00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:21,924
That's so
unbelievably sad.
474
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,094
That's like,
Academy Award-nominated sad.
475
00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:27,388
Man, I ain't crying because
of the story.
476
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:29,080
I got allergies.
477
00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:31,659
But that was pretty sad.
478
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:33,661
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Huh?
479
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,704
[♪♪♪]
480
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,039
DARRYL:
Uncle.
481
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,332
She gone.
482
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:39,897
In my living room?
483
00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:41,565
Oh, no!
484
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,650
RILEY:
Ugh!
485
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:46,279
In my living chair?
Oh, no!
486
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,024
Huey, get my chainsaw.
487
00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,443
MISTER:
Where we going?
488
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,524
DARRYL:
Back to the hotel, Daddy.
489
00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,480
Already?
Let's keep partying.
490
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,625
She's finally dead.
491
00:16:56,109 --> 00:16:58,109
It's not true, is it?
What Mister said?
492
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,305
You know you can't listen
to that black fool.
493
00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:01,710
Your daddy's
just miserable
494
00:17:01,969 --> 00:17:04,144
because he never learned
to love the white man.
495
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,425
Mark my words,
he's gonna end up
496
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,474
just like his mama.
497
00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,499
Just be happy
you're adopted, son.
498
00:17:09,582 --> 00:17:11,251
We darkies are a mess.
499
00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:15,088
MISTER: Bunny, get the molasses out your
ass and come on.
500
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,740
RUCKUS: On Thursdays between 2 a.m. and 7
a.m.,
501
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,417
I dig graves.
502
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,260
The family decided
it was best
503
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,620
to bury Nellie Ruckus
here in Woodcrest.
504
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,469
That was on account
of the generous
505
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:29,671
70 percent discount offered
to employees such as myself.
506
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:30,769
Mind if we help?
507
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,445
Don't seem like this
should be all on you.
508
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,322
[CHUCKLES]
509
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,324
[ALL LAUGHING]
510
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:39,994
That's a good one,
Darryl.
511
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,510
Good one too, Darell.
512
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,629
You did always seem
to get it the worst, Uncle.
513
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:46,020
What I never
could understand
514
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,964
was how the man
got to be so hateful.
515
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,150
So mad at the world
for no reason.
516
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,624
Look, nothing excuses
what Mister did to us
517
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,519
growing up, but as we got older
we saw things.
518
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,559
The white folks
Mister worked for,
519
00:17:57,805 --> 00:18:00,174
well, they didn't always
treat him very well.
520
00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:01,741
No. That's crazy talk.
521
00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:03,159
No, Uncle. It's true.
522
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,950
Every time Mister
went out into the world,
523
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,985
the white man took
a little more of his dignity.
524
00:18:07,395 --> 00:18:09,639
And his sanity.
And his humanity.
525
00:18:10,484 --> 00:18:12,529
He served white folks
his whole life.
526
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:14,906
Aah!
527
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,992
He was even worked
at the police department
528
00:18:17,219 --> 00:18:18,285
as a practice dummy.
529
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,995
[SCREAMING]
[WHISTLING]
530
00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,749
[BLOWS LANDING]
Aah!
531
00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,975
DARRYL: Sometimes they would just abuse
him for no reason.
532
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,289
Good job, boy.
533
00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:29,457
[SCREAMS]
534
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,209
[♪♪♪]
535
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,086
[SIGHS]
536
00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,259
[CRYING]
537
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,224
Well,
he must've done something.
538
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,040
It just ain't
in the white man's nature
539
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,405
to act cruel
for no reason.
540
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,665
Sometimes I think
541
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,194
him being so hard on us
was his misguided way
542
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,850
to try and toughen us up
for a tough world.
543
00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:58,960
I can't believe you made us
544
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,563
get dressed up for this,
Granddad.
545
00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,255
The earlier parts
were just so moving.
546
00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:04,420
I have to see how
this tragic story ends.
547
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,337
Nellie had a statement
that she wanted read today.
548
00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:10,680
[CLEARS THROAT]
549
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,069
"For the last six decades
of my miserable life,
550
00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,365
"I had only two wishes.
551
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,919
"The first was to die.
552
00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,819
"The second was that
my only son, Mister,
553
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,904
"would somehow reach
the grave before me.
554
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:22,669
"While I am obviously
disappointed
555
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,960
"that this didn't happen,
and I curse him
556
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,899
"from the grave,
I'm still pretty happy
557
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:27,390
to be dead."
558
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,724
Ha-ha. That was beautiful,
thank you.
559
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,814
However, I get the last word
because I'm alive, bitch.
560
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,104
And a round of applause
for my son Uncle,
561
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,115
for the fine job he did
digging the grave.
562
00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:41,990
It's okay, boy. I had
some shitty jobs in my day.
563
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,744
Course, that was back
in Jim Crow.
564
00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:45,945
Now how you gonna be a failure
in the 21st century
565
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,035
with a nigga in the White House
is beyond me.
566
00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:50,204
Dad, that's enough.
DARELL: Dad, please.
567
00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,539
No, no, that's okay.
568
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,130
Keep talking.
Keep talking, Daddy.
569
00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:55,633
That's the eulogy
this old woman deserves.
570
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:57,010
Oh, she did this to you.
571
00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:58,553
And now you doing it to me.
572
00:19:58,636 --> 00:20:00,388
You been doing it
our whole lives.
573
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,140
And it's getting old.
574
00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:04,630
It's getting real old,
old man.
575
00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:06,139
So get it out your system,
576
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,675
then sit down
and shut the fuck up!
577
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:10,885
[ALL GASPING]
578
00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:12,095
Oh, shit.
579
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:16,029
Boy, what did you say
to me?
580
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:19,399
Uh, what part
in particular?
581
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,693
I'll show you
what part in particular.
582
00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,069
[ALL SHOUTING]
583
00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:24,279
[YELLS]
584
00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:26,419
My back.
It's my old injury.
585
00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:27,671
[SCREAMS]
586
00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:29,047
[GROANING]
587
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,298
Oh, Mister, Mister!
588
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,053
[♪♪♪]
589
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,429
He's dead.
590
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,154
Well, I guess Grandma Nellie
got her wish.
591
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:41,559
Yes. Now I can marry
my white lover.
592
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,520
If only Mister
had lived long enough
593
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,759
to love
the white man too.
594
00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:47,725
I never thought
I'd say this,
595
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,059
but our family isn't
as messed up as I thought.
596
00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:51,390
I feel great.
597
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,965
I saw a story
that moved me emotionally.
598
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,360
Yeah, me too.
I'd hate to be them.
599
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,550
And I've learned
my lesson.
600
00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,010
I see I been too soft
on you guys all this time.
601
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:01,409
From now on I'm really
gonna let you have it.
602
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,305
I'm fitting
to give y'all
603
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,245
some of them good old-fashion
country beatings.
604
00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:05,913
Come here.
[RILEY LAUGHS]
605
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,330
RILEY:
Stop it, Granddad.
606
00:21:08,989 --> 00:21:09,615
You crazy.
GRANDDAD: I'm gonna hit you
607
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,040
with a switch
or something bigger
608
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,354
than a switch,
like some firewood.
609
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,870
Or throw you out
into the fields.
610
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,090
Or push you out
of a moving car.
611
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,926
RILEY: Ha-ha! I'll push you out of the
car, Granddad.
612
00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,346
Why you ain't laughing,
Huey?
613
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,639
DARELL:
See you soon, Ruckus.
614
00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:24,099
You was a sight
for sore eyes.
615
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,235
Take care of yourself,
Uncle.
616
00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:26,695
Bye, Darryl.
Bye, Darell.
617
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,195
Hug your white wife
for me.
618
00:21:28,449 --> 00:21:30,510
Bye, Mama.
Bye, Mama's white lover.
619
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,154
Bye, Uncle.
Bless you. Bye-bye.
620
00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,650
RUCKUS: It's hard to escape becoming your
parents.
621
00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:37,814
Hard, but not impossible.
622
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,225
Hopefully it's easier
623
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:40,393
when they're
your adopted parents.
624
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,300
I hadn't realized before
625
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,035
how much my hatred
of the Negro
626
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:46,437
came from
my hatred of Mister.
627
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,729
Maybe it was time
to stop hating niggas
628
00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:50,834
for being black,
and start having sympathy
629
00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,945
for them, for being
hopelessly inferior
630
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:53,969
to white folks.
631
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,760
But as far as darkies go,
632
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,127
my adopted family
is all right.
633
00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:02,172
[♪♪♪]
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