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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,002 RUCKUS: My name is Uncle Ruckus, 2 00:00:02,490 --> 00:00:04,375 and this is the story of my relations. 3 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,775 I was born under unusual circumstances. 4 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,675 It was the Fourth of July, and I was told 5 00:00:09,979 --> 00:00:12,459 it was a especially good night to be born. 6 00:00:13,439 --> 00:00:15,700 [BABY CRYING] But that was some bullshit. 7 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:16,770 I came as soon as I heard. 8 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,269 What is it, doc? 9 00:00:18,299 --> 00:00:19,714 There's no easy way to put this. 10 00:00:20,059 --> 00:00:21,829 That brown spot on your child's arm, 11 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,124 It's a rare and incurable skin disease. 12 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,120 It will spread all over his body. 13 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:29,474 His skin will continue to grow blacker and blacker 14 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,809 and blacker and even blacker and more blacker and blacker 15 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:33,899 and then even blacker. 16 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:35,527 Talk in plain English! 17 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,779 I can't understand what you're saying! 18 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,885 Eventually he will be indistinguishable from... 19 00:00:39,968 --> 00:00:41,595 a Negro. 20 00:00:42,569 --> 00:00:44,270 WOMAN: No! Not that! Anything but that! 21 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,271 [BABY CRYING] 22 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,772 [♪♪♪] 23 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,749 Hey, you! What are you doing there? 24 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:56,042 Hey! 25 00:00:56,084 --> 00:00:57,585 [BABY CRYING] 26 00:01:02,590 --> 00:01:04,050 [SIGHS] 27 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:11,250 [GASPS] 28 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,154 Come here, bitch. Gimme some real quick. 29 00:01:13,430 --> 00:01:15,374 You ain't said nothing so far about my hair. 30 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:18,239 Because it ain't yours. It is so mine. 31 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:20,975 I'm the first colored girl you ever met with blonde hair, 32 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,334 and one day I'm gonna have eyes 33 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:25,295 as blue as the summer sky. 34 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,469 Bitch, you ain't never in a million fucking years 35 00:01:27,511 --> 00:01:28,846 gonna have no blue eyes. 36 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,719 You're hairier than a motherfucker too. 37 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:32,985 Your personality ain't much to speak of either. 38 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,700 Your cooking ain't shit. You ain't clean worth a damn. 39 00:01:35,742 --> 00:01:37,202 Nasty bitch. 40 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:40,065 But I need somebody around here that's gonna wash 41 00:01:40,209 --> 00:01:44,169 the shit stains out my drawers, so I guess you'll do. 42 00:01:44,459 --> 00:01:46,700 But, Mister, your mama hates me. 43 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,050 Mama ain't got much more time left in her. 44 00:01:49,199 --> 00:01:50,649 She gonna be dead in a few seconds, 45 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,475 you watch and see. I don't know. 46 00:01:52,699 --> 00:01:55,090 Look, uh, why don't we go for a walk 47 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,924 down by the swamp and talk about it? 48 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,330 But what about the--? Bitch, I said, 49 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,421 let's walk by the swamp! Okay, okay. 50 00:02:00,505 --> 00:02:03,216 Aunt Juju, tell Mama I'll be right back. 51 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:05,468 [BABY CRYING] Lord have mercy, what? 52 00:02:05,552 --> 00:02:07,303 Who left this baby on my step? 53 00:02:07,387 --> 00:02:09,848 BUNNY: Sweet Jesus. I ought to cut this fucker. 54 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,859 No! This ain't no regular baby. 55 00:02:13,169 --> 00:02:14,230 It's a white baby. 56 00:02:14,529 --> 00:02:16,220 It's the most beautiful white baby 57 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,075 in the whole wide world. White baby? 58 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:20,789 Aw, shit, that's all I need, 59 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,349 a goddamn white-baby kidnapping charge. 60 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:24,190 Bitch, put that thing down before the police come. 61 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:27,250 No, wait, here's some money. Somebody wanted us to take him. 62 00:02:27,292 --> 00:02:28,752 [GASPS] Shit. 63 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,055 Finding white babies might be better than I thought. 64 00:02:31,345 --> 00:02:33,404 BUNNY: What's this? Some kind of birthmark? 65 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:34,939 Don't look like no birthmark I ever seen. 66 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:37,479 Who knows? I'm sure it's nothing. Can we keep him? 67 00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:39,865 Can we love him forever and raise him to be 68 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:41,639 our own beautiful white child? 69 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,295 As husband and wife? 70 00:02:44,429 --> 00:02:46,739 Fine, bitch. Oh, thank you, Mister! 71 00:02:46,789 --> 00:02:48,074 What should we name him? 72 00:02:48,679 --> 00:02:49,590 MISTER: Name it after my uncle. 73 00:02:49,632 --> 00:02:50,390 BUNNY: Okay. 74 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,534 Uncle Ruckus it is. 75 00:02:51,576 --> 00:02:53,411 If the authorities come, you going to jail. 76 00:02:54,009 --> 00:02:55,945 I didn't know nothing about this white baby shit. 77 00:02:57,619 --> 00:02:59,364 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 78 00:02:59,649 --> 00:03:01,000 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 79 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:02,724 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 80 00:03:02,929 --> 00:03:04,390 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 81 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,829 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 82 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,640 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 83 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:10,244 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 84 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:11,704 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 85 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,809 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 86 00:03:12,809 --> 00:03:13,884 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 87 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:15,204 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 88 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,485 ♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪ 89 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:18,195 ♪ Till the war is won Won ♪ 90 00:03:18,237 --> 00:03:20,614 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 91 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:23,284 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 92 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,244 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 93 00:03:25,286 --> 00:03:27,079 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 94 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:32,384 RUCKUS: I'll never forget the day my grandmamma, Nellie Ruckus, 95 00:03:32,539 --> 00:03:35,785 showed up at my house after all them many years. 96 00:03:36,139 --> 00:03:38,105 I'll never forget it because it was a day 97 00:03:38,309 --> 00:03:41,729 that scarred me for the rest of my natural born life. 98 00:03:41,812 --> 00:03:42,619 [RUCKUS SCREAMING] 99 00:03:42,669 --> 00:03:43,890 Ow! Goddamn it! 100 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:45,817 Oh, Uncle, it's you. Nellie? 101 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:46,985 Nellie, is that you? 102 00:03:47,949 --> 00:03:49,451 Nigga, I thought you was a burglar. 103 00:03:49,493 --> 00:03:51,787 A big, fat, funky, nasty, stanky, black, 104 00:03:51,889 --> 00:03:53,220 one-eyed motherfucking burglar. 105 00:03:53,490 --> 00:03:54,819 Why the fuck didn't you knock, nigga? 106 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:56,787 You raggedy son of a bitch! I live here. 107 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,845 You sass me again, boy, and I'll cut you! 108 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,209 What are you doing here? 109 00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:02,344 Uncle, I'm dying. 110 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,255 Doctor says it's gonna be any day now. 111 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,459 And I just couldn't do it. 112 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:08,004 I couldn't die in your father's house. 113 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,799 I-- I haven't seen or heard from you 114 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,599 since the day Daddy threw me out 53 years ago. 115 00:04:13,789 --> 00:04:16,044 Yeah, so? What's new with you? 116 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,875 Your daddy always used to say you wouldn't amount to shit. 117 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,434 Do you even have a job? 118 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:22,505 I have 47 jobs, actually. 119 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,556 Yeah, right. Is one of those jobs the Unabomber? 120 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:28,205 And how am I supposed to die in this fucked-up chair? 121 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,464 No lumbar support. You want me to die with back problems? 122 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,044 You raggedy motherfucker! 123 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,470 Hey, Robert, I just finished re-tiling the roof. 124 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,819 You still need me to snake out them toilets upstairs? 125 00:04:39,089 --> 00:04:39,889 I can do it right now. 126 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,529 Only take me three, four hours. 127 00:04:41,529 --> 00:04:43,389 Right now? I don't know. It's getting late. 128 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:44,799 Hey, boys, I got an idea. 129 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,474 Why don't we turn off all the lights, 130 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:47,799 I'll get under a sheet 131 00:04:47,799 --> 00:04:49,926 and we can play Klan and the Little Negroes. 132 00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:51,840 Or how about you go on a hot date 133 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:53,850 and I'll stay here and babysit the little coon kiddies. 134 00:04:54,149 --> 00:04:55,919 All night. Ruckus, are you trying 135 00:04:56,049 --> 00:04:56,880 not to leave my house? 136 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,705 My Grandma Nellie just showed up 137 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,639 and she's... Well, I can't explain it. 138 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:01,999 I just can't go back. 139 00:05:02,049 --> 00:05:04,176 Ruckus, everybody got a messed-up family. 140 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:05,559 Shoot, look at the boys. 141 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,310 What? No. 142 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,604 Mine is different. 143 00:05:09,646 --> 00:05:11,189 [LAUGHING] 144 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:13,634 RUCKUS: The re-vitaligo spread rapidly 145 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,105 across my whole body. 146 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:16,745 Like that black symbiote 147 00:05:16,829 --> 00:05:18,460 that turned Topher Grace into Venom 148 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,079 in Spider-Man Part Three. 149 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,100 By the time I was 3 years old, 150 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,060 I was indistinguishable 151 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,465 from any other African Negro child. 152 00:05:26,549 --> 00:05:28,467 MISTER: Uncle! Uncle! 153 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:30,135 I'm coming, Mister! 154 00:05:30,219 --> 00:05:31,554 [PANTING] 155 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:34,084 My adopted Negro father was a loser, 156 00:05:34,369 --> 00:05:36,040 even by loser Negro standards. 157 00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:37,416 Yes, Mister? 158 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:39,750 While you frolicking in the damn fields, 159 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,753 frolic your ass to the store and get me some beer, nigga. 160 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,860 He was miserable just for the sake 161 00:05:45,049 --> 00:05:45,740 of being miserable. 162 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:47,064 But what I remember most 163 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,725 was his unwarranted hatred of the white man. 164 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:50,810 Goddamn crackers. 165 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,159 Black man can't get ahead for nothing. 166 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,065 I remember him making me feel very ashamed 167 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,765 for my very own whiteness. 168 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,745 I hate all these white motherfuckers. 169 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,580 But Mom, I'm white. 170 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,995 Daddy's just upset, baby, 171 00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:05,669 because he's lazy and the white man 172 00:06:05,711 --> 00:06:06,879 makes him work hard. 173 00:06:06,962 --> 00:06:08,464 I had two younger brothers: 174 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,630 my brother Darryl and my other brother Darell. 175 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:14,549 But Mister always seemed to single me out the worst. 176 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:15,717 [GASPS] 177 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,054 I would get beatings for anything. 178 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,697 Nigga, did you just break that vase? 179 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,950 Oh, sweet Jesus! 180 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,786 Lord have mercy! My baby! 181 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:28,497 Just having fun was off limits in Mister's house. 182 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,582 Nigga, did I just catch you having fun? 183 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,125 [GRUNTS] 184 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:33,460 Oh, sweet Jesus! 185 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,709 Lord have mercy! My baby! 186 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:38,209 [DOOR OPENS] Every day he reminded me 187 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:40,300 of what a failure I was going to be. 188 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,690 Mister, I wanna be a doctor when I grow up. 189 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,569 Nigga, did I just catch you wanting to be shit? 190 00:06:45,569 --> 00:06:46,820 [GRUNTS] 191 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,030 Oh, sweet Jesus! 192 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:50,450 Lord have mercy! My baby! 193 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:52,215 My darling adopted Negro mother, 194 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:54,345 who I loved almost like she was white, 195 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:55,950 did the best she could. 196 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:57,885 Now don't you listen to him, Uncle. 197 00:06:58,149 --> 00:06:59,943 You ain't no worthless nigga. 198 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:02,660 Deep down, deep down in your heart, 199 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:06,039 you always have to believe that you are special. 200 00:07:06,769 --> 00:07:09,245 She made sure I knew all my white history. 201 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:12,520 Mama, who's George Washington Carver? 202 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:13,544 He's the man responsible 203 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:16,470 for more peanut allergy deaths than anyone who ever lived. 204 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,169 Baby, why don't we read about Eli Whitney instead? 205 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,050 He invented the cotton gin. 206 00:07:21,239 --> 00:07:22,715 He was a great white man. 207 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,264 Just like you. 208 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,849 Many a night I dreamed about 209 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,910 my biological father returning to take me away 210 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:32,819 to white people land, but it never happened. 211 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:34,737 [SIGHS] [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 212 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:36,322 When I thought it couldn't get no worse, 213 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,750 my grandmamma showed up at the doorstep. 214 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,084 I'm dying. 215 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,599 She was the only person 216 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,260 I ever met more miserable than my daddy. 217 00:07:44,739 --> 00:07:45,870 Ugh, look at you. 218 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,814 Didn't I tell you you wasn't gonna be shit? 219 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,009 With your stupid ugly wife 220 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,067 and your stupid ugly childrens. 221 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,549 I can't wait to die so I don't have to look 222 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:57,955 at your ugly black nigga ass no more. Goddamn it! 223 00:07:58,039 --> 00:08:00,416 Aah! I can't take it no more! 224 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,070 It was very shortly after that 225 00:08:03,179 --> 00:08:05,115 my adopted father threw me out of the house. 226 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,238 I ain't seen none of them since. 227 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:10,559 Your story, it's just so powerful. 228 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,018 And so sad. 229 00:08:12,102 --> 00:08:13,395 Real, real sad. 230 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:15,029 I mean, I ain't gonna cry, 231 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:17,469 because that's gay, but-- But it is real sad. 232 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:18,760 But I don't know what to do. 233 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,753 I swear I can't go back home with that woman there. 234 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:22,694 Please don't make me go. 235 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,237 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 236 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:25,363 [SCREAMS] 237 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:26,335 Oh, I get it. 238 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,404 You leave me in the shack 239 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,860 and you come and hang out in here 240 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:30,799 in a fancy motherfucking mansion. 241 00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:32,685 Get out of my way, goddamn it. 242 00:08:32,769 --> 00:08:34,687 RUCKUS: I'll get her out of here, Robert, 243 00:08:34,771 --> 00:08:35,813 I'll get her out of here. 244 00:08:35,897 --> 00:08:37,065 Aw, shit, 245 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:39,465 now this is a dying chair, right here. 246 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:40,883 No, no, no. Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. 247 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:42,715 That's my chair. That's a living chair. 248 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,989 Oh, yeah, I might wanna get buried 249 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,615 in this motherfucker right here! 250 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,909 Grandma Nellie, please, 251 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:50,510 you can't die in Robert's chair. 252 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:51,634 Let's go back home-- 253 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,134 I don't wanna die in that shit hole, 254 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,265 I want to die in the fancy fucking mansion. 255 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:58,085 I only get to do this once and I'm gonna do it right. 256 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,375 RUCKUS: Robert, you gotta help me. 257 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,730 You black, you understand dysfunctional families. 258 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,105 Make her leave. I can't. 259 00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:08,209 She's my grandmother. You can. 260 00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:10,280 Hell, you're old enough to be a grandmother. 261 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,024 NELLIE: I don't know who'd wanna keep living in this world. 262 00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:14,125 Economy gone down the damn toilet, 263 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:17,945 got disease, war, oil spills, fucking food shortages, 264 00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:20,219 I bet people gonna start eating each other. 265 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,850 They're probably gonna eat them children first. 266 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,320 Flesh more tender. 267 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:28,435 Please, Robert, please. She won't be too much hassle. 268 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:30,674 The doctor said she gonna be dead any minute now. 269 00:09:30,739 --> 00:09:31,850 No. She can't stay here, 270 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,550 and she definitely can't die here. 271 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,775 On the front lawn maybe, but not in the living room. 272 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,750 Now you make her leave or I'm gonna make her leave. 273 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,599 I know what God really wants, damn it. 274 00:09:40,669 --> 00:09:42,765 He wants me to kill my motherfucking self. 275 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,104 That's why he fucks with me. 276 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,419 That's why he gave me a fucked-up ass life. 277 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,414 But the joke's on him. I ain't gonna give 278 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:50,179 that motherfucker the satisfaction. 279 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,250 You make her leave. 280 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,220 Nigga, what the fuck do you want? 281 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,115 Ma'am, it is a pleasure to meet you, 282 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,264 and I'm very, very sorry about your impending demise, 283 00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:03,125 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 284 00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,999 Fucker, I'll leave when I'm dead. 285 00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:05,929 Ain't y'all got no food 286 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,490 in this raggedy piece of shit fancy fucking mansion? 287 00:10:09,099 --> 00:10:09,799 Okay, that's enough. 288 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:10,840 I'm not playing around anymore. 289 00:10:10,882 --> 00:10:12,508 I ain't scared of you, nigga. 290 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,540 We can both die in this house today. 291 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,705 She ain't gonna talk to me like that in my house. 292 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,456 I ain't no punk. Let me at her. Let me go. 293 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,916 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 294 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,588 Oh, damn. It's probably Mister. 295 00:10:23,629 --> 00:10:25,309 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 296 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,190 Daddy? Daddy is coming here? 297 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:28,390 I told him I was here. 298 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,695 And he talking about he wanna come watch me die. 299 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:32,935 Ain't that a bitch? Good. He can take your ass 300 00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:33,685 out of here and watch you die 301 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,995 someplace else. Nerve of that bitch 302 00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:36,345 trying to pull a blade on me in my house. 303 00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,695 RUCKUS: It was the first time seeing my adopted family 304 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,595 in 50 years. 305 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,080 My mother, Bunny Ruckus. 306 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,119 My brother, Darryl, and my other brother, Darell. 307 00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:49,860 And finally my father, Mister Ruckus. 308 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:51,620 Is the bitch dead yet? 309 00:10:51,662 --> 00:10:53,288 [♪♪♪] 310 00:10:54,409 --> 00:10:55,509 Okay, we here. 311 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:56,865 Now go ahead and die already. 312 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,094 You think you impatient? 313 00:10:58,539 --> 00:11:00,333 I been waiting to die since the day you was born, 314 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,534 you worthless bastard. 315 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,760 Guys, can't we do this someplace else? 316 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,909 I ain't moving. First person to lay a finger on me 317 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,480 is getting cut. You know what? 318 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:10,561 You been talking that same dying shit for 96 years. 319 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:11,470 Now I ain't got all day. 320 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,289 Hurry up and die so I can go back home. 321 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,130 Oh, if you got shit to do, nigga, leave. 322 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:17,395 I can die on my own, goddamn it. 323 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,559 No. I'm gonna make sure you dead. 324 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:20,449 Then I'm gonna celebrate. 325 00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:23,530 For the first time in my life, I'm gonna be truly happy. 326 00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:24,689 I'm gonna have some balloons 327 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,564 and some ice cream and cake for your fucking funeral. 328 00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:29,820 Then I'm gonna put some cement over your grave 329 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,564 so even if the dead come back to life 330 00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:32,745 like in them zombie movies, 331 00:11:32,929 --> 00:11:34,655 your ass ain't gonna be nowhere. 332 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,455 Look guys, enough is enough. 333 00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,730 We shouldn't do this in other people's houses. 334 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,717 Let's go. Come on, Nellie. 335 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,719 Aah! Oh, my God! 336 00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:45,012 [ALL GASP] 337 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,473 BUNNY: Lord have mercy! My baby! Oh, man. 338 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,804 BUNNY: Oh, I can't tell you how nice it is 339 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,659 to see all of my boys under one roof. 340 00:11:51,701 --> 00:11:53,619 Oh, white God is good, ain't he? 341 00:11:53,869 --> 00:11:55,189 We got so much catching up to do. 342 00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:58,125 Now, Uncle, did you know that Darryl is an accountant 343 00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,685 for a white finance company 344 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,320 and just got a promotion from his white boss? 345 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,980 Ooh, isn't that amazing? 346 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,235 That's, wonderful, Darryl. 347 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:07,324 A white man promoted you. Congratulations. 348 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,524 Oh, it's really not that big a deal. 349 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,595 And Darell here owns his very own motorcycle shop, 350 00:12:12,678 --> 00:12:14,972 and he's married to a white woman. 351 00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:17,362 Oh, she's the most beautifulest white woman 352 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:18,082 you've ever seen. 353 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:19,628 And she has his name tattooed 354 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,413 right here on her white titty. 355 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,248 Heh-heh. Mama, that's personal. 356 00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,422 I can't believe it. 357 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,803 My own brother with his name tattooed 358 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,043 across a white woman's milk gland. 359 00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:30,803 Congratulations. 360 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:33,377 Speaking of accomplishments, what'd you accomplish, boy? 361 00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:35,972 Hush, Mister. I'm proud of Uncle. 362 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,647 He lives in this beautiful neighborhood 363 00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:39,570 around some lovely white people. 364 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,365 He live in a shack on the outskirts of town. 365 00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:43,949 He works hard. 366 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:44,955 And still ain't got shit, 367 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,300 and ain't never gonna have shit. 368 00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:48,146 You know what that makes you? A Mexican. 369 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,361 Is that what you've accomplished with your life, boy? 370 00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:51,245 Being a Mexican? 371 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:53,305 You ain't even gotta speak English to be a Mexican. 372 00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,265 Whose fault is it you a professional Mexican? 373 00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:57,930 Is that my fault? He's not a Mexican. 374 00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,556 He's our son. 375 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,900 You always treated me different. 376 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,346 You never loved me because-- 377 00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:05,271 Because-- Because I am adopted. 378 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:08,691 [LAUGHING] 379 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,499 Adopted? Boy you still believe that shit? 380 00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,019 Goddamn it, how old are you? 381 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,532 Mister, stop. You still believe you got-- 382 00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,250 What was that called? What'd you call it? 383 00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:18,508 Uh, "re-vitaligo"? 384 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,260 Daddy, come on. That's enough. 385 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,220 He does have re-vitaligo. 386 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:25,356 You ever heard of anybody else having re-vitaligo? 387 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,909 Your mama made that shit up, boy. 388 00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,149 She thought it'd be good for your self-esteem 389 00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:31,000 if you believed deep down you was white. 390 00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:32,550 That's why they shouldn't let dumb bitches 391 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,609 read psychology books. That's not true. 392 00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,039 We found you on the doorstep. I swear. 393 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:37,735 I don't hate you because you adopted. 394 00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,875 I hate you because knocking up your mama 395 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:42,125 killed my chances of me ever experiencing 396 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,175 a single moment of happiness or joy 397 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,699 for the rest of my damn life. 398 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,700 Baby, don't listen to him. 399 00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:48,118 After that, it was more 400 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,370 and more hungry niggas' mouths to feed. 401 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,284 All my big plans gone right down the shitter. 402 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,609 I worked my life away for these damn crackers, 403 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,430 still couldn't make my ends meet. 404 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,280 Mister, now you leave the white man out of this. 405 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,625 Shut your ass up, Bunny. 406 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,355 I'm sick of you talking about that goddamn 407 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:03,856 white man all the time. 408 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,559 Name one of them who ever did shit for any of you. 409 00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:08,645 Huh? Can't do it, can you? 410 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:09,813 Look at what you did. 411 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,354 All my kids is some damn Uncle Toms. 412 00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:13,397 And you the worst. 413 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,794 A black fool who hates hisself so much 414 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,754 he can't even see what's in front of him in the mirror. 415 00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:20,855 Just another black nigga like the rest of us. 416 00:14:22,219 --> 00:14:23,554 [SOBBING] I hate you! 417 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,348 You're the reason why after I say the name "Ruckus," 418 00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:28,084 I always say, "No relation." 419 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,579 I am adopted, I am adopted! 420 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,664 [CRYING] 421 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,249 [DOOR CLOSES] 422 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,599 It's a shame we don't all get together more often. 423 00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:39,210 Well, there's got to be some way 424 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,895 to get these people out of my house. Wait, 425 00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,414 what about hounds? Can we release some hounds that, 426 00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:45,505 you know, chase them away? That's legal, right? 427 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:46,590 Riley, Google "hounds." 428 00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:48,258 [SOBBING] 429 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,802 Ruckus, are you okay? 430 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:50,844 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 431 00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:52,755 He-- He just said something. 432 00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,939 He said something terrible. He said I wasn't adopted. 433 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,900 Adopted? Nigga, you ain't-- 434 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,180 Well, I'm sure he was just 435 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,334 trying to push your buttons. 436 00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:02,086 Oh. Yeah, you right, you right. 437 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,859 I mean, of course I'm adopted, heh. 438 00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,036 Hell, we don't even look nothing alike, heh. 439 00:15:06,109 --> 00:15:08,524 I'm sorry, boys, this must be confusing for y'all. 440 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,520 I know you think of your old Uncle Ruckus 441 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,296 as a pillar of strength and confidence. 442 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,854 Look, Uncle Ruckus, we know what it's like 443 00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:17,534 to have an abusive parental figure. 444 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,064 To suffer the mental and physical abuse. 445 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,840 Hey. This ain't about me. Leave that alone. 446 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,964 The endless work. "Clean up your room, 447 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,965 take out the trash, do your homework." 448 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,875 Always walking on eggshells, 449 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,299 wondering when the next whooping gonna come. 450 00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:32,720 Aah! Oh, I'll never forget the day. 451 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,049 The day he threw me out. 452 00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:35,926 The day that changed everything. 453 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,928 [BUNNY SCREAMING] 454 00:15:39,596 --> 00:15:40,723 No! 455 00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:42,558 No! No! 456 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:43,851 [SCREAMING] [CRYING] 457 00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:46,645 [YELLING] 458 00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,023 [CRYING] 459 00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:51,358 Someone was supposed to put that away. 460 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,027 [SCREAMING] 461 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,528 He stepped in a animal trap. 462 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,697 [GRUNTING] 463 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,198 Ooh, that's leaded paint. 464 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,367 Ooh. No. We'll have to presoak that 465 00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:01,827 or it won't come out! 466 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,954 [BUNNY SCREAMING] 467 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,291 Damn nigga. Out, I say. 468 00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:10,419 Get out. You lazy, worthless nigga. 469 00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:11,712 Stop it! 470 00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:13,839 Why? Why? 471 00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:16,050 Why? 472 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:19,011 [ALL SOBBING] 473 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:21,924 That's so unbelievably sad. 474 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,094 That's like, Academy Award-nominated sad. 475 00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:27,388 Man, I ain't crying because of the story. 476 00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:29,080 I got allergies. 477 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:31,659 But that was pretty sad. 478 00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:33,661 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] Huh? 479 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,704 [♪♪♪] 480 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,039 DARRYL: Uncle. 481 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,332 She gone. 482 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:39,897 In my living room? 483 00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:41,565 Oh, no! 484 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,650 RILEY: Ugh! 485 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:46,279 In my living chair? Oh, no! 486 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,024 Huey, get my chainsaw. 487 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,443 MISTER: Where we going? 488 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,524 DARRYL: Back to the hotel, Daddy. 489 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,480 Already? Let's keep partying. 490 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,625 She's finally dead. 491 00:16:56,109 --> 00:16:58,109 It's not true, is it? What Mister said? 492 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,305 You know you can't listen to that black fool. 493 00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:01,710 Your daddy's just miserable 494 00:17:01,969 --> 00:17:04,144 because he never learned to love the white man. 495 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,425 Mark my words, he's gonna end up 496 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,474 just like his mama. 497 00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,499 Just be happy you're adopted, son. 498 00:17:09,582 --> 00:17:11,251 We darkies are a mess. 499 00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:15,088 MISTER: Bunny, get the molasses out your ass and come on. 500 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,740 RUCKUS: On Thursdays between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m., 501 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,417 I dig graves. 502 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,260 The family decided it was best 503 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,620 to bury Nellie Ruckus here in Woodcrest. 504 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,469 That was on account of the generous 505 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:29,671 70 percent discount offered to employees such as myself. 506 00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:30,769 Mind if we help? 507 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,445 Don't seem like this should be all on you. 508 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,322 [CHUCKLES] 509 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,324 [ALL LAUGHING] 510 00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:39,994 That's a good one, Darryl. 511 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,510 Good one too, Darell. 512 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,629 You did always seem to get it the worst, Uncle. 513 00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:46,020 What I never could understand 514 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,964 was how the man got to be so hateful. 515 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,150 So mad at the world for no reason. 516 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,624 Look, nothing excuses what Mister did to us 517 00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,519 growing up, but as we got older we saw things. 518 00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,559 The white folks Mister worked for, 519 00:17:57,805 --> 00:18:00,174 well, they didn't always treat him very well. 520 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:01,741 No. That's crazy talk. 521 00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:03,159 No, Uncle. It's true. 522 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,950 Every time Mister went out into the world, 523 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,985 the white man took a little more of his dignity. 524 00:18:07,395 --> 00:18:09,639 And his sanity. And his humanity. 525 00:18:10,484 --> 00:18:12,529 He served white folks his whole life. 526 00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:14,906 Aah! 527 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,992 He was even worked at the police department 528 00:18:17,219 --> 00:18:18,285 as a practice dummy. 529 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,995 [SCREAMING] [WHISTLING] 530 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,749 [BLOWS LANDING] Aah! 531 00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,975 DARRYL: Sometimes they would just abuse him for no reason. 532 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,289 Good job, boy. 533 00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:29,457 [SCREAMS] 534 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,209 [♪♪♪] 535 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,086 [SIGHS] 536 00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,259 [CRYING] 537 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,224 Well, he must've done something. 538 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,040 It just ain't in the white man's nature 539 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,405 to act cruel for no reason. 540 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,665 Sometimes I think 541 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,194 him being so hard on us was his misguided way 542 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,850 to try and toughen us up for a tough world. 543 00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:58,960 I can't believe you made us 544 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,563 get dressed up for this, Granddad. 545 00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,255 The earlier parts were just so moving. 546 00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:04,420 I have to see how this tragic story ends. 547 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,337 Nellie had a statement that she wanted read today. 548 00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:10,680 [CLEARS THROAT] 549 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,069 "For the last six decades of my miserable life, 550 00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,365 "I had only two wishes. 551 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,919 "The first was to die. 552 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,819 "The second was that my only son, Mister, 553 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,904 "would somehow reach the grave before me. 554 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:22,669 "While I am obviously disappointed 555 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,960 "that this didn't happen, and I curse him 556 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,899 "from the grave, I'm still pretty happy 557 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:27,390 to be dead." 558 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,724 Ha-ha. That was beautiful, thank you. 559 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,814 However, I get the last word because I'm alive, bitch. 560 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,104 And a round of applause for my son Uncle, 561 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,115 for the fine job he did digging the grave. 562 00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:41,990 It's okay, boy. I had some shitty jobs in my day. 563 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,744 Course, that was back in Jim Crow. 564 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:45,945 Now how you gonna be a failure in the 21st century 565 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,035 with a nigga in the White House is beyond me. 566 00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:50,204 Dad, that's enough. DARELL: Dad, please. 567 00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,539 No, no, that's okay. 568 00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,130 Keep talking. Keep talking, Daddy. 569 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:55,633 That's the eulogy this old woman deserves. 570 00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:57,010 Oh, she did this to you. 571 00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:58,553 And now you doing it to me. 572 00:19:58,636 --> 00:20:00,388 You been doing it our whole lives. 573 00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,140 And it's getting old. 574 00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:04,630 It's getting real old, old man. 575 00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:06,139 So get it out your system, 576 00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,675 then sit down and shut the fuck up! 577 00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:10,885 [ALL GASPING] 578 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:12,095 Oh, shit. 579 00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:16,029 Boy, what did you say to me? 580 00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:19,399 Uh, what part in particular? 581 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,693 I'll show you what part in particular. 582 00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,069 [ALL SHOUTING] 583 00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:24,279 [YELLS] 584 00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:26,419 My back. It's my old injury. 585 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:27,671 [SCREAMS] 586 00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:29,047 [GROANING] 587 00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,298 Oh, Mister, Mister! 588 00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,053 [♪♪♪] 589 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,429 He's dead. 590 00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,154 Well, I guess Grandma Nellie got her wish. 591 00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:41,559 Yes. Now I can marry my white lover. 592 00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,520 If only Mister had lived long enough 593 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,759 to love the white man too. 594 00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:47,725 I never thought I'd say this, 595 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,059 but our family isn't as messed up as I thought. 596 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:51,390 I feel great. 597 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,965 I saw a story that moved me emotionally. 598 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,360 Yeah, me too. I'd hate to be them. 599 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,550 And I've learned my lesson. 600 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,010 I see I been too soft on you guys all this time. 601 00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:01,409 From now on I'm really gonna let you have it. 602 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,305 I'm fitting to give y'all 603 00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,245 some of them good old-fashion country beatings. 604 00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:05,913 Come here. [RILEY LAUGHS] 605 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,330 RILEY: Stop it, Granddad. 606 00:21:08,989 --> 00:21:09,615 You crazy. GRANDDAD: I'm gonna hit you 607 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,040 with a switch or something bigger 608 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,354 than a switch, like some firewood. 609 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,870 Or throw you out into the fields. 610 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,090 Or push you out of a moving car. 611 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,926 RILEY: Ha-ha! I'll push you out of the car, Granddad. 612 00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,346 Why you ain't laughing, Huey? 613 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,639 DARELL: See you soon, Ruckus. 614 00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:24,099 You was a sight for sore eyes. 615 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,235 Take care of yourself, Uncle. 616 00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:26,695 Bye, Darryl. Bye, Darell. 617 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,195 Hug your white wife for me. 618 00:21:28,449 --> 00:21:30,510 Bye, Mama. Bye, Mama's white lover. 619 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,154 Bye, Uncle. Bless you. Bye-bye. 620 00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,650 RUCKUS: It's hard to escape becoming your parents. 621 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:37,814 Hard, but not impossible. 622 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,225 Hopefully it's easier 623 00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:40,393 when they're your adopted parents. 624 00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,300 I hadn't realized before 625 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,035 how much my hatred of the Negro 626 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:46,437 came from my hatred of Mister. 627 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,729 Maybe it was time to stop hating niggas 628 00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:50,834 for being black, and start having sympathy 629 00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,945 for them, for being hopelessly inferior 630 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:53,969 to white folks. 631 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,760 But as far as darkies go, 632 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,127 my adopted family is all right. 633 00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:02,172 [♪♪♪] 46064

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