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[♪♪♪]
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My stars and garters.
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President Ronald Reagan,
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my hero.
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Is this heaven?
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Oh, not just heaven,
Ruckus.
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White heaven.
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You see,
there are many
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different types
of people, Ruckus,
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so God created
many separate but,
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well, for the most part,
equal heavens.
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You don't say.
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[GASPS]
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White heaven is
for decent, good
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God-fearing Christians
who just happen to,
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well,
hate everyone
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and everything relating
to black people.
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That means
no Muhammad Ali,
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no hip-hop music,
and no fucking Jesse Jackson.
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What about Whoopi Goldberg?
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Nope.
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Wow. This is heaven.
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REAGAN:
Turns out that God
really doesn't have
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that much of a problem
with racism.
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He doesn't even
remember slavery,
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except in February.
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Personally,
I hate black people, Ruckus.
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That's why I did
everything I could
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to make
their lives miserable.
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Crack? Me.
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AIDS? Me.
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Reaganomics?
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Hmph. Come on,
I'm in the name.
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And God has rewarded me.
Know why?
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Uh, 'cause two niggas
and two quarters
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don't add up to a dollar?
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Well, that, and because
God loves white people.
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And if you teach everyone
on earth to love the white man,
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you too can join us
in white heaven.
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[GASPS]
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[RUCKUS WHIMPERING]
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Praise white God.
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♪ I am the stone
That the builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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HUEY:
Okay, so this meeting
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of the executive board
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of the committee to free
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
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has now officially commenced.
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Let's see now. Attendance.
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All in attendance say "here."
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Here.
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[IN HIGH VOICE]
Here.
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Jazmine, Mrs. Wellington isn't
a member on this board.
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Now, first item on the agenda:
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our planned bus trip tomorrow
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to visit our illegally
imprisoned brother
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and offer him moral support.
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Have we assembled
the reading material
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and baked goods
for Brother Shabazz?
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Check.
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I have the latest edition
of Highlights
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and two and a half Fig Newtons.
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Two and a half?
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Mrs. Wellington
got hungry.
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What about the snacks
for the two-hour bus ride?
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I got part of a Lunchable and
a half a bottle of S-Snapple.
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Oh, so you
just wanna drink
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the white man's poison, huh?
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I don't--
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High-fructose corn syrup.
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Read about it.
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It'll kill you.
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Great.
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So we'll just get
a head count for the trip.
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Everybody who's going,
raise their hands.
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Ah, come on, Jazmine.
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The man is on death row.
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He needs moral support.
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I'm not allowed to go past
the second light post.
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I hope you don't treat me
like this when I'm on death row.
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I'll go next time.
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I promise.
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Well, he'll be dead next time,
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but I'll tell him
you said, "Hi."
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[♪♪♪]
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This is uncomfortable.
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[♪♪♪]
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[RINGS]
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God bless you, Robert.
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How are you this fine morning?
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Hm?
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You're not a Jehovah Witness,
are you?
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I'm in the Jehovah Witness
protection program.
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[LAUGHING]
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Robert, I'm dyin'.
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That's right.
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Went to the doctor
this morning.
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I only got six months
to live.
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Tumor on the back.
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They call it
"biggus backus tumoritis,"
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or some other big word
that my tiny Negro brain
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and big lips can't pronounce.
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Doctors say
they can't operate.
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But praise be to white God
and his son, white Jesus.
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Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, Ruckus.
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You're not contagious,
are you?
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Just contagious
with the Holy Spirit
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of our Caucasian Savior.
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I'm on a mission from God,
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and let me share
his word with ya.
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Come,
child of God.
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Come.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Do you know
what's going on?
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RUCKUS:
Please, everybody.
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Everybody, gather around
to hear the good news.
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God is white, and he loves
the white man above all others.
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All right!
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Ye--! Sorry.
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RUCKUS:
Don't be sorry, white man.
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Only niggas and Mexicans
are sorry.
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Be joyful.
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God loves you.
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That's why he made his only
begotten son in your image.
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God hates darkies.
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Well, actually, I'm more
of a caramel complexion.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But I'm outraged
all the same!
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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White God is a good God.
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Even darkies can rejoice.
[GROWLING]
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For even ones cursed
with the skin of coal
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can enter the gates of paradise
if he hates his own blackness.
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In white Jesus' name, amen.
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What?
That's right, Robert Freeman.
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You must hate thyself
to save thyself.
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But, uh...we're okay?
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Excuse me?
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White people.
We--? We're okay, right?
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Of course.
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Cool.
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[♪♪♪]
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So who among this flock
will join me,
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so that the world can hear
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the joyful message
of love and redemption?
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Ruckus, you done lost it
this time.
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You really dying?
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Praise God, yes, I am.
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Heed the word, darkies.
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I think
you're onto something.
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Tell me more.
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Well, first of all, the Gipper
is standing at the Pearly Gates.
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Yeah, he's wearing
a all-white suit,
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got some white
tennis shoes on.
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HUEY:
At this point,
we're resorting
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to what I call
desperation tactics.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Such as?
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MAN:
How the hell
do you expect me to do?
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I'm doin'
not so great.
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I've sent anonymous letters
to the governor,
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threatening to expose
his gay lover.
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I wasn't aware
the governor was gay.
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He probably isn't,
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but I figure 10 percent
of the population is gay,
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and probably about half
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the people cheat
on their spouses.
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So I figure that plan has about
a 5 percent chance of success.
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Better than nothing.
[SIGHS]
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Huey.
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What?
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You always say
I should have faith.
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Well, that's me having faith.
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Random, anonymous blackmail.
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Huey, they turned down
the final appeal.
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The execution date
has been set.
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It's in two months.
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Two months?
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[♪♪♪]
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That's so soon.
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I've had a long time
to come to peace with this.
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It's not over yet.
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Why don't you
just holler at him?
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Shit, I don't know.
He's so detached.
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We used to spend
all our yard time together.
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We used to lift weights
together every day.
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He doesn't even
spot me anymore.
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I think
there's somebody else.
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Jail nigga,
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you gay.
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RUCKUS:
Well, you see, the blackness
in our skin represents sin,
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which is why God wants us
to hate the black in us.
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MAN: Ooh.
MAN 2: That's interesting.
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Yes, yes.
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MAN 2:
Yeah.
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Hate the sin, not the sinner.
MAN 2: Wow.
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RUCKUS:
You got the point,
little girl.
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You can't go
to the Pearly Gates...
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Do you believe
in God, Huey?
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I believe in God.
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First of all, I'm
gonna live forever.
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But if I do die,
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I'll go smack God
upside the head
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and go tell him to get me
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a grilled cheese sandwich
and some tacos.
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When I want something
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or I'm afraid about something,
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I pray.
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Have you ever prayed?
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And I dare God
to say something.
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I'll be like,
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"Say something, God.
Say something.
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Yeah, I thought so."
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You should pray
for Shabazz.
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God'll get him out
of jail.
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They have to listen to him.
He's God.
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And if God say something,
I'll be like this: "Ooh!
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Take that, God."
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I'll be beatin'
God's jaw like,
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bli-gah!
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Blah!
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Mm. Mm-hm.
Hm.
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Excuse me, Reverend.
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Hey, hey, I know you.
You Armstrong Elder.
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I seen you
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on the TV news.
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You the only darkie
that I ever seen
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make any sense
on the TV news.
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Hallelujah!
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And you talk white too.
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That's very impressive
for a monkey, no offense.
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Uh, none taken.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to talk to you
about expanding your message.
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I bet you got
a white wife.
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Yes, I do have a white wife.
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Can I see a picture of her?
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[♪♪♪]
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It's called
Operation Black Steel.
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We should call it--
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We're callin' it
Operation Black Steel.
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I like that name.
We're not changin' it.
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What's your suggestion?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
263
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"Jazmine and Huey's plan
264
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,366
to get his friend
out of jail."
265
00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:55,033
Why's your name first?
266
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,666
Because I thought
of the name.
267
00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:59,400
I'm callin' it
Operation Black Steel.
268
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Suit yourself.
269
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[SOFTLY]
You'll be sorry.
270
00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:03,866
What?
Nothing.
271
00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:05,966
Whatever.
272
00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:08,200
Operation Black Steel
works as follows:
273
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Shabazz K. Miltonburough
will be executed
274
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exactly 63 days from now.
275
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,200
That night,
276
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there'll be
a candlelight vigil.
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Granddad,
278
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who refuses
to take an interest
279
00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:21,600
in the fate of Brother Shabazz,
280
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,766
will probably stay in the car
and watch Friday.
281
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:26,200
[LAUGHING]
282
00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:28,933
"All the pigs' feet."
That's funny. Ha-ha!
283
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,333
HUEY:
One hour before
Brother Shabazz's execution,
284
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he will be taken from his cell
285
00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:37,533
and brought to
the prison hospital,
286
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,200
where he will receive
his final examination.
287
00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:43,266
At precisely that time,
288
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,933
I'll fake
a massive heart attack.
289
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,666
[GRUNTING]
290
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,266
WOMAN:
Somebody do something.
291
00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:50,766
MAN:
Where's his parents?
292
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:51,966
MAN 2:
The kid's dyin', man.
293
00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,600
[CHUCKLING]
That's so funny.
294
00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:55,700
"It's your ass,
Mr. Postman."
295
00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,866
HUEY:
The guards
will have no choice
296
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,566
but to bring me
into the prison hospital
297
00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:00,933
while Shabazz is there.
298
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,333
They'll have no idea
299
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,933
I'm a black radical
freedom fighter
300
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,933
until it's too late.
301
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,766
I'll be able to tranquilize
two of the guards right away.
302
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,333
After that,
I've got the stun baton.
303
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,900
MAN:
Get some help.
304
00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:13,433
[SHABAZZ GRUNTS]
305
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,500
We got
a problem here!
306
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,733
GUARD 2:
Clear the way!
307
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,033
Come on, move! Move!
308
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,966
[ALARM BLARING]
309
00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:26,066
HUEY:
We'll be gone
before they even know what hit.
310
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,866
JAZMINE:
What happens then?
311
00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,966
Then I move to Cuba
for the rest of my life.
312
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,633
That's assuming I'm not killed
in the breakout.
313
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,566
Yeah.
314
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:35,800
This is a good plan.
315
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:38,066
[♪♪♪]
316
00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:46,233
HUEY:
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
was actually interning
317
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,800
for the Black Panthers
in early 1970.
318
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,166
He hadn't even earned
319
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,033
his black beret
and leather jacket.
320
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,733
One fateful day,
he heard a gunshot...
321
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,333
[GUNSHOT, WOMAN SCREAMS]
322
00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:56,666
...and the words:
MAN: A Gun!
323
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,500
I, Eli Gorbinsky,
324
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,133
hate deputy sheriffs.
325
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,200
In fact, I'd go so far as to say
I hate all police officers
326
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,366
and parking enforcers.
327
00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,166
And that's why I,
328
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,166
Eli Gorbinsky,
329
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:14,000
shot this here
deputy sheriff!
330
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,600
HUEY:
Shabazz never investigated
the gunshot
331
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:19,066
or the oddly expositional
phrase Eli yelled out.
332
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,766
But within minutes,
333
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,933
the cops busted down
the door...
What's going on?
334
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,800
...to the Black Panther
office supply shed
335
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,300
and arrested Shabazz...
What--?
336
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,400
...for the murder
of Deputy Sheriff Gary Fife.
337
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,000
[SHABAZZ GRUNTING]
338
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,800
Several people
witnessed the murder.
339
00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:35,266
One had 8mm video footage.
340
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,400
Another happened
to be a stenographer
341
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,733
who had it all transcribed,
342
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,400
including Eli's confession,
343
00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:45,766
which he oddly enough
signed and dated.
344
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,900
The murder weapon
had Eli's prints all over it,
345
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:50,200
which were clearly visible,
346
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:51,600
since he had been enjoying
347
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,700
a chocolate doughnut
at the time of the shooting.
348
00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:56,666
There was also a receipt
of sale attached to the gun,
349
00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,800
and the manufacturer warranty
card was filled out,
350
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,766
signed and dated by Eli.
351
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,733
During the trial,
352
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,433
footage of the incident
353
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,033
confirmed
the stenographer's note
354
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,766
that Gary's last words
were actually,
355
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,633
"Eli Gorbinsky killed me."
356
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:15,033
After only 20 minutes
of deliberation,
357
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,333
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
358
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,633
was sentenced to death.
Guilty as charged.
359
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,300
[SPECTATORS MURMURING]
360
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,366
Man, ain't this a bitch?
361
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,500
[♪♪♪]
362
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:25,933
RUCKUS:
Amen.
363
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,566
White Jesus tells us:
364
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:30,033
"In order to enter paradise,
365
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,033
we must hate ourselves
to save ourselves."
366
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,566
Sound pretty simple,
don't it?
367
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,266
I can't believe
this crazy fool
368
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,400
is actually tryin'
to start a church.
369
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,233
HUEY:
Ruckus had partnered up
370
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,833
with famous black conservative
Armstrong Elders
371
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,600
to market his "ministry."
372
00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:50,300
Elders was a media vet.
373
00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:53,933
He knew just how to
package Ruckus for the masses.
374
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,600
MAN [ON TV]:
So you believe God is white?
375
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:57,800
First of all,
white man,
376
00:13:57,866 --> 00:13:59,866
let me say
that I love you,
377
00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:00,966
honor you,
378
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:01,966
envy you,
379
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,466
enjoy your smell,
380
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:07,266
and I celebrate you
in the name of white Jesus.
381
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,233
Um, thank you.
382
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,800
No, thank you.
Look at that.
383
00:14:12,866 --> 00:14:15,533
That's a handsome young man,
ain't it?
384
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,566
Now, if God looked like
Isaac Hayes,
385
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,866
do you think his son
would look like this?
386
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:21,800
So black people are--?
387
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:24,333
Cursed! Cursed! Cursed!
388
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,666
Just look
around you.
389
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,866
That's why we
in the ghettos.
390
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,700
That's why we in jail.
391
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,766
That's why we on UPN.
392
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,100
Because God don't like us.
393
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,066
You think if God wanted
to change that, he couldn't?
394
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,100
Hell, he turned water to wine.
395
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,533
He could have changed
UPN to CBS.
396
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,866
Reverend Ruckus
and his peculiar message
397
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:48,600
of race-based redemption
398
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,300
has begun to spread, and fast.
399
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:52,400
How fast?
400
00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:54,900
Reverend Ruckus
will be holding a revival
401
00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:58,066
here at Woodcrest Post
Pavilion tonight.
402
00:14:58,133 --> 00:15:00,800
Tickets are expected
to sell out.
403
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,433
Coming up next,
time has run out
404
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,833
for a condemned man
who many say is innocent.
405
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,300
After this.
406
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,366
I don't get it.
407
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,700
Who would actually follow
Uncle Ruckus?
408
00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:12,066
We have to put a stop to this.
We're going.
409
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,100
[RINGS]
410
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,533
Yeah?
411
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,033
I'm calling you
to say goodbye, Huey.
412
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,200
And thanks for
everything you did.
413
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:21,966
It means a lot.
414
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,266
It's not over.
415
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,766
I promise.
416
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,300
I can't say much
417
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,100
because I know
people are listenin',
418
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,500
but...I promise you.
419
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,366
Goodbye, Huey.
420
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,500
[♪♪♪]
421
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,533
[DOOR OPENS]
422
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:48,766
Damn, Morpheus.
What you about to do?
423
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,533
I love you,
man.
424
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,900
Ugh!
425
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,633
Nigga, you gay.
426
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,500
But, Granddad,
you promised to take me
427
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:56,533
to the prison tonight--
428
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,733
Not tonight.
429
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,400
Somebody has to talk
some sense into Ruckus.
430
00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:01,800
But I'm tryin'
to save my friend.
431
00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:04,133
Me too.
But I promised him.
432
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,366
I gave him my word
I'd be there.
433
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,566
He's gonna die,
434
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,400
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
435
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,466
[SIGHS]
436
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:15,100
You should pray
for your friend, Huey.
437
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,500
That's all anyone
can do for him.
438
00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:18,033
RUCKUS [ON TV]:
Martin Luther King
439
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,733
and the colored folks
died before him--
440
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,933
What makes your God any less
made up than his?
441
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,533
--dark chocolate soup.
442
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,266
So hate the black
within you.
443
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,833
[HUMMING]
444
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,866
Row H, seats 44
and 45. Ha.
445
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:31,966
Let's roll.
446
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,966
[♪♪♪]
447
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:36,066
HUEY:
Operation Black Steel,
448
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,800
the mission to liberate
Shabazz K. Miltonburough,
449
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,700
was aborted...
450
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:44,800
'cause I couldn't
get a ride.
451
00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,366
People say to me,
"Ruckus?"
452
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:47,933
I say,
"Huh? Who said that?"
453
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,633
They say, "How do I make it
to white heaven?"
454
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,033
Well, start by
asking yourself,
455
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,200
"How is my relationship
with the white man?"
456
00:16:56,300 --> 00:17:00,266
Do you celebrate the white
man's goodness every day?
457
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,833
Do you stop and thank
the white man
458
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,966
for the food you eat
and the clothes you wear?
459
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,066
Huh?
460
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:10,600
Well, if you don't,
you going to hell.
461
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,800
Now, I want everybody
who isn't white
462
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,433
to turn to a white
person and say,
463
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,633
"Thank you."
464
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,633
Thank you.
465
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,133
Thank you so much.
466
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,600
Well, there are those of you
who say I'm a racist.
467
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:27,400
There are those of you who say
I'm wrong for hatin' niggas.
468
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:30,733
Well, I call y'all
all hypocrites,
469
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,700
because each
and every one of you
470
00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:36,866
can name 10 niggas you hate
right now if you had to.
471
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,400
I never thought about it
like that.
472
00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,200
There's Tyrone,
Leon...
473
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:43,833
Oh, Eddie.
474
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,233
You don't have to admit it,
that's okay.
475
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,733
'Cause I know you done
already counted off
476
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,633
five niggas in your head.
477
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,233
You're like,
"I hate that nigga Jamal.
478
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,200
"Oh, I hate Otis.
479
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:57,533
I can't stand Usher."
480
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,300
Oh, my God, he's right.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
481
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,633
I hate Usher too.
What?
482
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,000
He's right.
483
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,700
I think I hate
black people.
484
00:18:05,766 --> 00:18:06,766
Tom, stop
being stupid.
485
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,833
No, I think
I hate them all.
486
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,466
I don't like Puffy.
487
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,100
I don't like Kobe.
488
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,200
I don't like--
I don't like any of them.
489
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,066
Tom, snap out of it.
Come on. We're leaving.
490
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,200
RUCKUS:
That's right.
491
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:20,633
Somebody out there
is feelin' the Spirit.
492
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,066
I am. I am! I feel it!
493
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,866
If you black of skin
and full of sin,
494
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:31,033
come forward, so I may
lay my hands on you.
495
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,833
Hah!
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
496
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,933
Black be gone.
497
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:36,233
Hah!
[SCREAMS]
498
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,933
Praise white Jesus.
499
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,933
Hah!
500
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,266
[MAN SCREAMS]
501
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,033
♪ On the road again ♪
502
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,266
RUCKUS:
Now I want everybody
503
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,466
to find the nearest black man
504
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,633
and lay hands on him.
505
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:53,400
But, first, make sure your hand
is balled up in a fist,
506
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,033
so you can beat the black
out of his soul.
507
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,233
God smiles when
you hate blackness,
508
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:03,700
so you beat that darkie
in the name of the Almighty.
509
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,300
Hallelujah!
510
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,133
[MURMURING, GRUNTING]
511
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,400
People have lost
their damn minds.
512
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:12,933
What's wrong with y'all?
513
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,466
Hey! Hey!
514
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,666
That's right.
Ronald Reagan said,
515
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:19,633
"Beat a nigga's ass
and go to heaven."
516
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,200
God is good.
517
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:25,866
♪ You shouldn't let yourself
Go deeper ♪
518
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,133
[HUEY SIGHS]
519
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,433
♪ In distress ♪
520
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,800
HUEY:
I never prayed before.
521
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,833
I don't even know
who I'm praying to.
522
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,100
And maybe I'm too young
to know
523
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,833
what the world
is supposed to be...
524
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,366
but it's not supposed
to be this.
525
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,633
It can't be this.
526
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,100
So please--
527
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,300
♪ Oh, boy, don't cry ♪
528
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:50,666
♪ Over happiness... ♪
529
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:53,033
Governor.
What is it?
530
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,833
They found out about Raoul.
531
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,300
♪ I believe in it ♪
532
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:58,700
Now, let us pray.
533
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,833
Lord, I have spent
my whole life hatin' you
534
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,900
for makin' me black.
535
00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:07,366
And now I see I must hate
myself and all those like me,
536
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,666
and cause them misery,
537
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:12,866
just like your servant
Ronald Reagan did.
538
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:16,066
And if any of my words
don't come directly
539
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,900
from the Almighty God himself,
540
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,800
then may I be struck
by lightning
541
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:23,866
right this very instant.
542
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:24,866
Halle--!
543
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,633
[SCREAMING]
544
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,800
[PHONE RINGING]
545
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,533
♪ Just let the world... ♪
546
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,633
What just happened?
547
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,633
[RINGING]
548
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,133
♪ Go 'round ♪
549
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,066
Would somebody
like to get that?
550
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,533
[RINGING]
♪ And 'round ♪
551
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,566
♪ And round ♪
I think it's for me.
552
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,966
HUEY:
The lightning bolt
that saved Shabazz's life
553
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:59,766
seemed to have struck
Uncle Ruckus on his tumor.
554
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,233
Doctors would find
555
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,933
no remaining signs
of his cancer.
556
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,200
Some called it a miracle.
557
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,866
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
558
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,400
MAN:
It seemed to make sense.
559
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:11,000
HUEY:
And maybe there are forces
in this universe
560
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,566
we don't understand.
561
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,166
Huh? Wha--?
562
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:18,600
Get your black
banana-peelin' hands off of me.
563
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,433
HUEY:
But I still believe we make
our own miracles.
564
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:24,233
♪ Just let the world... ♪
565
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,633
I don't know how
they found out about us,
566
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,766
but we have to
end it, Raoul.
567
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,466
[SOBBING]
568
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:34,366
HUEY:
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
was not yet free,
569
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:37,400
but for now, the mission
had been accomplished.
570
00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:40,266
I decided to take
the rest of the day off.
571
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,533
I wonder if there's
anything good on TV.
572
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,200
[♪♪♪]
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