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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[DOG BARKING]
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[HUMMING]
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[SPRAY HISSING]
Hm?
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Well, let's see here.
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"Riliy wuz"...
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"Riliy wuz her"?
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I'm afraid I don't get it.
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It says,
"Riley was here."
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No, it doesn't.
It-- It says, "Riliy wuz her."
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How you gonna tell me?
I wrote it.
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Oh-- Oh, I'm not saying
it's not good.
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I-- I'm just saying you could
make it more clear to people
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that you were here.
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You're Riley, I presume?
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Uh, yeah.
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Hey, Riley.
It sure is super to meet you.
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See, there, where the "here"
is all scrunched?
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RILEY:
I ran out of room.
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Well, that's why God
gave houses four walls.
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You see how roughing out
the letters first
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helped us make sure
everything fit?
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RILEY:
Yeah.
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Now niggas will
definitely know I was here.
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But as an artist,
you must ask yourself,
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"Why should they care
that I was here?"
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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
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I hope to see you again
real soon.
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[YAWNS]
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Hm?
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Hm.
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Hey!
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Who are you?
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Hey, come back here!
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It wasn't me!
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It says,
"Riley was here."
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Well, maybe it was
another Riley.
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You dropped these pictures.
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And, um...
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you have paint
all over your hands.
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Riley, graffiti
is a serious crime.
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Now, as the assistant
district attorney,
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I'd have to arrest you
and send you to jail.
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And you wouldn't want that,
would you?
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No, 'cause I remember when
you got arrested that one time,
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and you was cryin' 'cause you
thought they were gonna rape--
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Well, I don't exactly remember
it happening like that.
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Yeah, it did.
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The way you was talkin',
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they was fittin'
to wear that ass out.
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Okay! So we're all agreed that
none of us want to go to jail.
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And then there was something
about a salad or something?
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Yes, salads! For dinner.
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They make you eat vegetables
every night,
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and they're not delicious...
at all.
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Uh, is the cop here
for me or Riley?
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Your brother got caught spraying
graffiti on...
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Wait. Why would he be here
for you?
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Uh, no reason.
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Fine!
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I knew y'all was gonna find
a way to blame me for this.
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Go ahead.
Say hello to the bad guy.
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But a white man
told me to do it.
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Wait a minute. What white man?
What did he look like?
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White.
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I just assumed
he was in charge.
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Why?
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'Cause he was white.
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And just what did this
white man look like?
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He had a--
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Who do I look like,
Snitchy McRat?
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I don't talk to police.
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Boy, you better work your mouth.
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If you gonna take me to jail,
then take me to jail.
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[GRUMBLING]
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Tell the Robinsons
I'll pay for all the damages.
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I'm very sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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Man, what was up with them?
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They was trippin'.
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What we got to eat?
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A...
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belt!
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GRANDDAD:
Come here!
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Get your little butt over here!
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HUEY:
We all know
that the images we see
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can elicit
strong emotional reactions.
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But I've always wondered:
can the images we see
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do more than hurt us
emotionally?
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Is it possible
to see something so bad
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that it actually hurts you
physically?
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In other words,
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can too much black television
kill you?
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GRANDDAD:
You keep it up...
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[COUGHS]
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[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
The idea that too much
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black television can kill you
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is absolutely preposterous.
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I should know.
I'm an expert.
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Can't you tell by my accent?
Hm?
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HUEY: Actually, in 1999,
[LAUGHING]
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21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson
died suddenly
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in the 13th hour of a 24-hour
Parkers marathon on UPN.
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[GASPING]
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The exact cause of death
was never determined.
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Shaquoia's family
settled out of court
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for an undisclosed amount
of money.
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UPN admitted no wrongdoing.
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I decided I would watch nothing
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but black people on TV
for two weeks
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to see if I suffered
any adverse health effects.
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I started by getting a full
physical at the health office.
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Well, your blood pressure
is fine,
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which is unusual
for black people.
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And your overall level
of health is excellent.
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These were the rules.
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I was only allowed to watch TV
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featuring a majority of
African American performers,
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commercials included.
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Okay. Niggerize me.
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And this is
just more proof
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the white man made
a tragic misjudgment
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when he made it legal to
teach niggas to read and write.
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Paint faster.
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Oh, what? What? What?
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You call that art? Huh?
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Ain't no nigga
ever been good at drawin'.
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If Michelangelo had been black,
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Jesus would look like
George Jefferson.
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Keep paintin'.
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Okay, we're here.
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I'll pick you up in an hour.
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Granddad, I'm sorry.
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I don't want art lessons.
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Well, maybe if you learned
to draw on paper,
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you wouldn't be drawing
on people's houses.
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I won't draw again, ever.
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I know you won't.
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I picked a good teacher
for you too.
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Whoo, boring!
And you better not fall asleep.
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Now, get outta here.
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[BELL RINGS]
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It's you.
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Hey, Riley.
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It sure is super
to see you again.
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Let's get started.
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And what the heck.
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Let's have some mountains
and some clouds.
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Oh, and of course, some joyful,
little trees right there.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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I love painting trees.
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What do you like to paint,
Riley...
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[CHUCKLES]
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...aside from your own name,
of course?
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I got in trouble 'cause of you.
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I thought it was your house.
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It was my mistake.
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But you'll find I don't really
believe in mistakes.
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I believe in happy accidents.
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Because you got in trouble,
your granddad hired me.
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And we are gonna have
so much fun.
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Well, Riley, I certainly
don't want to keep you here
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if you don't want to.
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Your granddad wants to make sure
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I make you do
just one drawing a day.
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Then you can go.
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I just gotta draw one thing?
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Anything you want.
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Heh-heh. Have fun.
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Cool.
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[LAUGHING]
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What?
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Oh, nothing.
You're free to go.
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What's funny?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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I'll call your granddad and tell
him you're walking home.
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I wasn't really trying.
I could do better if I wanted.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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Hey!
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You ain't have to ball it up
and throw it in the trash!
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You know what?
That's disrespectful!
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Your mama should've
raised you better.
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[HUMMING]
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I wasn't even really trying.
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Mm-hm.
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[HUMMING]
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[COOL HIP-HOP
PLAYING OVER COMPUTER]
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Wait a minute.
I forgot why I came in here.
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That's odd.
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What are you doing
on the computer?
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I'm looking up art.
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I swore I came in here
for something.
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Yeah. Throw this away.
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Hey, man! That was good!
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Yes, but you didn't draw this.
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Yes, I did!
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I don't think you did.
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Uh, yeah? Then who drew it?
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I did.
You got this off my website.
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Now, I bet you can sit down
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and draw something
even better than this.
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Let's try.
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Um, I don't feel like it.
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Well, then, just do it
real quick like before.
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Oh, I get it.
Is that how you get your kicks?
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You get little kids
to draw stuff
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when they ain't even really
tryin' that hard,
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just so you can laugh?
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You sick.
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Finished?
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No, man!
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Damn, stop sweatin' me.
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I mean, can I draw?
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Can I put the damn lines
on the pages, please? Please?
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You sure can.
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I'm sorry for interrupting.
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Hm.
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I think it's time to move
to a bigger canvas.
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Yeah.
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So you mean you really gonna go
out with me while I tag a house?
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I sometimes
like to paint murals.
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I think they're fun.
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Wow, you pretty cool.
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So do you know
what you want to paint?
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The difference between
good artists and great artists
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is not how well they paint,
but what they choose to paint.
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I wanna paint Scarface
shootin' at, like,
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15 Colombian drug lords
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with bitches.
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That sounds really violent.
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I don't like violent things.
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You should take people
by surprise
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and do something
they wouldn't expect you to do.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Riley,
it's great to see you.
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We'll be painting
a mural tonight,
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so we gotta make sure
we have all our equipment.
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Okay, I see paints,
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flashlights...
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Ooh.
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and a pair
of fast running shoes
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for getting away
from the police.
259
00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:38,333
We're all set.
Let's get started.
260
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,833
[CROWD CHEERING]
261
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:47,733
HUEY:
I'm a little nauseous, man.
262
00:11:47,866 --> 00:11:49,400
But no serious problems yet.
263
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,000
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]
264
00:11:52,466 --> 00:11:54,800
RILEY:
Finished.
265
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,200
Oh, no, Riley.
266
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,866
You can't sign it.
267
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,800
If anyone finds out
what we're doing,
268
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,133
I won't be able to
teach you art anymore.
269
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:04,900
And that would make me
real sad.
270
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,100
But how people gonna know
I did it?
271
00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:09,500
An artist who has
done his job well
272
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,466
doesn't need
to sign his name.
273
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,566
[RINGS]
274
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,766
Huh?
275
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:21,533
Someone sprayed graffiti
on another house?
276
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,633
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
MAN: It touches my soul.
277
00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:33,300
MAN 2:
My God.
278
00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:36,366
I have to know who did this!
It's...it's fantastic.
279
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,266
Well, I-- I-- I'm positive
it wasn't the hooligans
280
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,500
who spray-painted
the Robinsons' house.
281
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,833
Eh, uh-- This is
far too sophisticated.
282
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,066
I should know.
I'm an expert.
283
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,500
[PEOPLE CONTINUE MURMURING]
284
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,933
Mm-hm.
285
00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:53,066
Oh, if the Lord was here
right now,
286
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,400
he would want you
to take care of yourselves
287
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,966
and give the money
in the basket,
288
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,133
so I can take care of myself.
289
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:02,600
Okay, so eight days in,
and I don't know.
290
00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,666
I feel okay, I guess.
291
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,400
I'm tired.
292
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:10,066
I'm supposed to be checking
my blood pressure, but...
293
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,733
forgot how to use this thing.
294
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,800
PREACHER:
Drive me a fast car.
295
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,066
Get to the--
296
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,566
I don't trust that art tutor
of yours.
297
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,933
He seems a little strange.
298
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,933
I heard
he was a Gulf War vet.
299
00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:25,966
I don't know.
He might be crazy.
300
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,533
Hey, did you see that painting
on the Franklins' house?
301
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:30,733
Yeah.
302
00:13:30,866 --> 00:13:33,466
What you think?
Nice, right?
303
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,266
Not that I had anything
to do with it.
304
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,500
Of course you didn't
have anything to do with it.
305
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:39,800
Stevie Wonder could see
306
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,033
you didn't have
anything to do with it.
307
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,566
I'm very excited
about tonight, Riley.
308
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,666
Have you decided
on what to paint?
309
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,666
No.
310
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,033
Oh, that's okay.
311
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,433
You'll know what to paint
when the time is right.
312
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:58,066
Tonight, let's paint a picture
of someone you love.
313
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,166
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
314
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,266
Oh, you mean
like a fallen soldier?
315
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,666
That's exactly what I mean.
316
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,233
Now, the great artist
shows the viewer
317
00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,366
something beautiful
about himself
318
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,033
that he's never
seen before.
319
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:18,100
Or maybe something
he'd forgotten.
320
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,766
If I keep practicing,
321
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,466
do you think I could sell my art
322
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,166
and make, like,
millions of dollars?
323
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,566
Maybe.
324
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,033
But you'll never possess
anything of greater value
325
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,966
than the art you sold.
326
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,600
Whatever, nigga.
I wanna get paid.
327
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:36,100
Are you sure
I can't sign this one?
328
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,033
I don't care
if I get in trouble.
329
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:41,166
Hm, I don't think
it's a good idea.
330
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,966
Oh, what if I use
one of my aliases?
331
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,400
That way,
they won't know it was me,
332
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,933
but nobody else
can claim my shit.
333
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,400
[LAUGHS]
334
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,033
Yeah, yeah.
335
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,633
Hm.
[PAINT CAN RATTLING, HISSING]
336
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:57,366
MAN: It's beautiful.
MAN 2: ...Ol' Dirty Bastard...
337
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,666
Yet gangsta.
WOMAN: I think he's trying to...
338
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,133
Moves me deep within.
MAN 3: It's Jesus.
339
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:03,866
I-i-is that his signature?
340
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,133
MAN 2:
It's many signatures.
341
00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:08,033
I can't believe it!
342
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,966
How will we ever ascertain
the identity of the true artist
343
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,400
so that we may shower him
with praise and adoration?
344
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:18,800
Perhaps the bigger
the signature,
345
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,900
the more they contributed.
346
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,000
No-- No, I believe
they're in order of importance
347
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,566
from top to bottom
and right to left.
348
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,600
No, no, no.
Wrong, wrong.
349
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,600
According to guild rules,
350
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:31,466
each credited artist,
uh, must have contributed
351
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,633
an equal part to the total work.
352
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,500
Well, I'd pay
a lot of money
353
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:39,066
for a painting like this
in my house.
354
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:41,800
I can't believe it, man!
355
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,433
How niggas gonna--?
356
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:46,066
Man, how niggas
gonna just come by
357
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,000
and just sign they name
on someone else's shit
358
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,533
all after the fact?
359
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,333
Tryin' to steal my shine!
360
00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:55,166
Man, that's
some ol' bullshit! Damn!
361
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,966
You know, Riley, the moon steals
its shine from the sun,
362
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,233
and no one ever gets
the two confused.
363
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:03,766
Take it as a compliment.
364
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:07,966
Why can't niggas do them? Huh?
Why niggas got to do me?
365
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:12,466
Why niggas got to ride me
like a rodeo show?
366
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,400
Why can't they shine
on they own shit?
367
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,133
No, man,
I ain't havin' that.
368
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:19,333
[CLEARS THROAT]
369
00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,033
Excuse me.
Huh?
370
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,866
Excuse me.
Listen, everybody.
371
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,233
I got an announcement to make.
372
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,366
Now, I know
this is gonna come
373
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,766
as a huge surprise
to everyone, but...
374
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,766
I'm the artist.
375
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:37,666
That's right, people. I know.
Amazing, ain't it?
376
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,533
So young, so young.
377
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,700
[ALL LAUGH]
378
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,733
EXPERT:
I never heard of anything
so ridiculous in all my life.
379
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:52,433
I should know.
380
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:54,200
Hey, kid, can you
get out of the way?
381
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,100
I'm trying
to take a picture.
382
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:59,133
I'm serious.
I painted this.
383
00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,366
RUCKUS:
Stop lyin', boy. Stop lyin'.
384
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,733
Everybody knows
niggas can't paint.
385
00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:06,866
Why you think all the great
artists have all been white
386
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,300
and called "masters"?
387
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:11,533
Master Van Gogh.
Master Picasso.
388
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:14,433
That-- That genius that drawed
that comic strip
389
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,766
with the talkin' penguin.
390
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,766
The Master Penguin-Drawer.
391
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,300
Boy, come here.
Get over here, now.
392
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:23,000
What's going on, here?
What did you do?
393
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,833
I painted this.
394
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:28,233
You painted this?
395
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,600
Yeah, right.
396
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:32,566
And I suppose Gary Coleman
painted the Mona Lisa.
397
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,766
[ALL LAUGH]
398
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,100
Hey, you know what?
I painted it too.
399
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,933
Me too.
400
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,466
What did I tell you about lying?
Come here.
401
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,600
[BLOWS THUDDING]
402
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,433
GRANDDAD:
You been looking at too much TV.
403
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,833
Ow! But, I--
Stop lying so much!
404
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,800
Now that,
in my expert opinion,
405
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:48,933
is an ass-whooping.
406
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,433
RILEY:
Can't you give me credit?
407
00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:52,266
GRANDDAD:
Stop looking at Adult Swim.
408
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,066
It's that damn art tutor.
409
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,766
He's doing it, isn't he?
410
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,066
Well, why can't I
have painted the walls?
411
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,600
Why can't I
be a talented artist?
412
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,866
Boy, you ain't even
a talented vandal.
413
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,133
HUEY:
What's good, y'all?
414
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:08,866
You niggas is makin'
a whole lot of noise.
415
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,433
Where you been?
416
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:12,633
Just, you know, chillin'.
417
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,866
You know, just doing
my little TV-watchin' thing.
418
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,266
You know, doin' me.
419
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,666
MAN [OVER TV]:
You know when
420
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,333
you takin' a dookie,
421
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,833
and it's a dump that ain't
the dookie that you wanna take,
422
00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:26,333
but it's the dookie
that the dookie wanna take.
423
00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:28,733
It's workin' you over.
Not like how you want it...
424
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:29,866
Yo, move.
425
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,033
You blockin' the TV,
nigga.
426
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,533
You the boss, but the dookie
doin' it where you want it--
427
00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,666
Eh, you-- You know what
I'm talkin' about.
428
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,900
And you wished
you had a baby wipe.
429
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:41,966
For God's sake,
where are the damn baby wipes
430
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,266
when you need it?
431
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,066
And then your ass
is just itchin'...
432
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,233
Hey,
don't tell Granddad I left.
433
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,833
We got any grape soda?
434
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,066
Nigga, you stupid.
435
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,733
...do when you do when you do--
436
00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,633
NARRATOR:
Sensing a gruesome battle ahead
437
00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:59,066
over the injured ibex...
438
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,500
HUEY:
Yo, and it was like,
439
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:04,066
just like that,
the experiment was, like, over.
440
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,933
And I ain't really get sick
or nothin'.
441
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:13,433
So you're sure
you want to do this?
442
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,433
Yes.
But I need help.
443
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:19,366
Okay, let's get started.
444
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:27,533
Oh, wish we had
a few more hours.
445
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,133
I think you got
your point across just fine.
446
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:32,200
MAN:
Freeze!
447
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,800
[GASPS]
Run!
448
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,633
[♪♪♪]
449
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:37,666
[PANTING]
450
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,666
Go! Go!
451
00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:42,933
I believe you should buckle
your safety belt, Riley.
452
00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,000
[TIRES SCREECH]
453
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,066
RILEY:
Whoa! Damn!
454
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,333
[SIRENS BLARING]
455
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,233
It's the police.
456
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,866
I don't really like
the police very much.
457
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,300
Me neither.
458
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:59,000
Good. Then I'm gonna drive
really fast
459
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,700
so we can get away from them,
460
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,300
if that's okay with you.
461
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,300
Yeah!
462
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,433
That's great. Hold on.
463
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,033
[RINGS]
464
00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,800
Hello?
465
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,166
Again?
466
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,500
Huh? Whose house?
467
00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:24,700
I think it's time
we lost these guys.
468
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,200
♪ When my dreams come true ♪
469
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:31,233
Hold on.
470
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:32,366
Yeah!
471
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,200
[GASPS]
472
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,800
♪ To be any more ♪
473
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:54,833
♪ When all I am
Would be alive ♪
474
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,233
[TIRES SCREECHING]
475
00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:03,466
ART TEACHER:
Let's paint a picture
of someone you love.
476
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,733
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
477
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,100
Thanks, man.
478
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,166
Thank you, Riley.
479
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,733
I had a great time
painting with you.
480
00:21:25,866 --> 00:21:29,033
Now, you keep on painting,
and God bless.
481
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,633
[SIRENS WAILING]
482
00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:39,966
[♪♪♪]
483
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,500
It's so beautiful.
484
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,300
Thank you, boy.
485
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,000
Well, that's it.
Out of memory.
486
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,100
You can start
cleaning it off now.
487
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,966
What? But--
But what--?
488
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,566
No buts. Start drawing on paper,
and this wouldn't happen.
489
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,600
Nobody told you
to paint all over my house
490
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,300
'cause you want
to make a point.
491
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:01,866
This ain't Beat Street.
492
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,866
[♪♪♪]
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