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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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GRANDDAD:
♪ Add the butter ♪
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♪ Add the bacon ♪
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♪ Chicken too-ooh ♪
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♪ Salt-ee-ooh ♪
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♪ Add the fish ♪
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♪ Sha-ba-dabba-doo ♪
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♪ Ba-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Buh-bo-ba-bidoo ♪
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♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪
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Mmm.
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♪ Shibby-daba-doo-bee-bop ♪
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♪ Dee-da! ♪
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♪ Shaba-daba-baba-bee-bee ♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Riley, get the door.
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Granddad, is this the broccoli
I bought at the store today?
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Yep, I cooked it
up for you.
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Oh, you cooked it
with the ham!
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It's pork-flavored broccoli.
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Granddad, there's more pork
in the pork-flavored broccoli
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than there is broccoli.
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We talked about this.
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Vegetables cooked with pork...
counts as pork.
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TOM:
Hey.
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Do I smell
pork-flavored broccoli?
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Hey, everyone. Mwah.
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I brought peach cobbler.
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Ewwww.
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Miss Dubois,
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your peach cobbler
look like throw up.
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GRANDDAD:
Boy!
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It do! Look!
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It look like throw up
with peas in it.
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Miss Dubois,
you been eatin' peas?
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Boy, what is
wrong with you?
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What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with her?
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She the one who brought vomit
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over here in
a Tupperware container.
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That is not vomit!
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It just look like vomit.
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Now apologize
to Miss Dubois.
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Um, i-it-- It's okay.
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Really.
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Fine.
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Miss Dubois, I'm sorry
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your peach cobbler
look like vomit with peas.
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Damn it, boy!
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Guys, please.
We don't have to--
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I don't care
if you beat me, Granddad.
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I won't eat it!
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That is disgustin'!
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It's completely
uncalled for!
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[WHIMPERING]
GRANDDAD: You'll eat it
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if I have to shove it
down your throat!
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Really, I didn't mean
for it to be--
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I-I know what
you tryin' to do!
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[SNIFFLES]
You tryin' to kill me!
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I hate you!
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You are gonna eat
that cobbler!
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[SMACKING]
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And you're gonna act
like you like it!
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RILEY: I don't wanna eat the cobbler!
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[♪♪♪]
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Best meal I've had
in years, Robert.
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What's this called?
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I call it Granddad's
pork swine delight.
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It consists of two pig knuckles
glazed in honey.
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Pig tongue marinated
in butter for two days.
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Chitlins--
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That's pig intestines
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for y'all that don't know.
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--soaked in hot sauce,
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drizzled with mayonnaise,
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and then set to harden
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on my back porch
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in 3 pounds of cheddar cheese.
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Mommy?
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I'm sleepy.
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Oh, don't worry about that,
little baby.
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That's just "the itis."
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The what?
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The itis.
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That's what you call it
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when you get sleepy
after a big meal.
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The itis?
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You know, Robert,
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I own a little health food spot
near Meadowlark Park.
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Great location,
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but the food tastes like
hot armpit on wheat bread.
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I've been thinking
about making a change.
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You interested?
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My own restaurant.
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Mm-hm.
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Uh...
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[YAWNING]
That's a great idea, Robert.
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You know what's even
a better idea is
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a lounge singer.
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I sing, Robert.
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I could...
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[YAWNS]
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I could sing to the people
while they--
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[YAWNS]
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[SNORING]
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RILEY:
It should have beds
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instead of tables--
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[YAWNS]
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--so after people eat,
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they could just pass out.
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Good idea.
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[SNORING]
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We should get together
tomorrow and talk.
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[SNORING]
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[YAWNS]
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My own r-restra...
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Huey, you handle the dishes.
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[ALL SNORING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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WUNCLER:
I'm telling you, Robert,
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this is the best location
in Woodcrest.
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I own all the businesses
on this block.
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Everything except
Meadowlark Memorial Park.
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I've been trying to buy
that park for years,
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but the state is trying
to buttfuck me on the price.
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But we'll see
who buttfucks who.
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Wow.
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I didn't know
Meadowlark Lemon died.
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Who's Meadowlark Lemon?
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I found that the whole
health-food thing
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attracts the wrong kind
of crowd.
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Hello, Mr. Wuncler.
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Hello.
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Cutie pie, hello.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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Would you like to sign
our petition to get
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more humane treatment
for immigrant workers?
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If you don't get
that bullshit
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out of my face, bitch...
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Chico, take an order.
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[SIGHING]
Ah, sí, señor.
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Seventeen pigs,
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75 pounds of butter,
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one and a half tons
of grease.
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Sound like a good start?
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Mm-hm.
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I need to be thinking urban.
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More Negro.
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The black thing.
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That's what's happening now with the kids.
Mm-hm.
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Eh.
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Everyone,
listen up.
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I'd like to introduce you
to my new partner,
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Robert Free-man.
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We're going to be opening
a soul-food restaurant together.
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MAN: Hey, all right.
MAN 2: Oh, soul food!
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Okay, so...
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you...are all fired.
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[ALL GASP]
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ALL:
Ooh.
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WUNCLER:
Everyone else,
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I hate your kind.
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Never come back.
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Congratulations, Robert.
This is gonna be great.
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[SOBBING]
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Uh, Señor Wuncler.
Are we fired too?
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Not the Mexicans.
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I'm half Mexican.
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WUNCLER:
Not the illegal Mexicans.
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ILLEGAL MEXICANS:
¡Olé!
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[SOBBING]
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GRANDDAD:
Mm-hm.
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[HUMMING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Mm-hm.
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[CHUCKLING]
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I present to you
"The Luther."
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A full-pound burger patty
covered in cheese,
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grilled onion,
five strips of bacon,
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all sandwiched between--
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Two doughnuts!
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Two Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
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It's called the Luther
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because it was supposed
to have been invented
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by Mr. Luther Vandross himself.
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Luther Vandross
is dead.
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And? What's your point?
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Hm?
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Is this one
of your menus?
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Sausage and waffle
and fried chicken
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breakfast lasagna?
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Yep.
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Bacon-wrapped
chitlin-stuffed catfish?
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Granddad, you can't serve
this kind of food to people.
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It'll cause...death.
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Whoa.
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This is what crack
must feel like.
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Shame on you, Huey.
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Move out to the suburbs,
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and suddenly you too good
for soul food.
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Perhaps you would enjoy
a spot of cheese
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and a buttered scone,
white boy.
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[♪♪♪]
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Boy? Boy, are you okay?
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I'm sure it's
just the itis, right?
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That or insulin shock.
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Do CPR.
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Riley, wake up!
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Yeah, I'm not sure
yellin' at him
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is gonna help, Granddad.
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How do you not know CPR?
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I tried to learn CPR,
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but they wouldn't let me.
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'Cause I was black.
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What?
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Nowadays, y'all run around
and learn CPR
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whenever y'all want to.
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Just go around
savin' lives,
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resuscitatin' each other
willy-nilly.
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But when I was a young man,
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it used to be against the law
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to teach colored folks CPR,
okay?
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Man, that's not true!
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[WEAKLY]
Granddad...
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is that you?
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Oh, boy,
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I thought we lost you
there for a second.
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How was the Luther?
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Best...thing...ever.
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Sounds like an endorsement
to me.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
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Now, look at y'all.
Just purty as a couple can be.
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How many in your party?
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Just us.
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And how long of a nap
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will you be takin'?
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Well, we were thinking
maybe 45 minutes.
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That's just great.
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Head on in.
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MAN:
Tonight is pork-produced sushi.
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Hold on to your wasabi
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as we take you
to a super-exclusive
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grand opening of The Itis!
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A new place to see
or be seen in Woodcrest.
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With the maître d'
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who might be causing
all the ruckus,
267
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Uncle Ruckus.
268
00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:36,786
En français, my good man.
269
00:08:36,853 --> 00:08:38,620
That's Uncle "Rue-kue."
270
00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:39,720
It's French.
271
00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,117
I'm part French
and Cherokee Indian,
272
00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:44,484
with just a splish-splash
of Irish.
273
00:08:44,594 --> 00:08:45,669
I-I know Irish.
274
00:08:45,994 --> 00:08:49,104
Sometimes I drink Hennessy,
and I make booty calls!
275
00:08:49,171 --> 00:08:51,538
All right, Rue-Kue.
276
00:08:51,604 --> 00:08:53,771
What's Robert Freeman's secret?
277
00:08:54,294 --> 00:08:56,160
Well, let me just say
this here.
278
00:08:56,315 --> 00:08:59,015
If there's one thing that
a colored man is good at,
279
00:08:59,155 --> 00:09:00,721
it's cookin' a pig.
280
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:01,524
There you have it--
281
00:09:01,554 --> 00:09:02,784
That ain't to say
a white man
282
00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,310
couldn't cook a pig better.
283
00:09:04,594 --> 00:09:07,520
His big brain just focused
on more important things,
284
00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:10,014
like runnin' the world
and spaceships.
285
00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:12,547
[PIANO PLAYING ELEGANT MUSIC]
286
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,505
Ladies and gentlemen,
287
00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,715
oh, you're such
a wonderful crowd.
288
00:09:24,782 --> 00:09:26,249
[LAUGHS]
289
00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:29,520
My name is Tommy D,
hip-hop lounge singer,
290
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,584
and I'll be providing
291
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,375
your listening pleasure
this evening.
292
00:09:33,409 --> 00:09:35,415
And right now,
I'd like to slow it on down
293
00:09:35,599 --> 00:09:38,699
with my main man, Biz Markie.
294
00:09:39,419 --> 00:09:42,274
♪ Make the music
With your mouth, Biz ♪
295
00:09:42,341 --> 00:09:43,608
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! ♪
296
00:09:43,674 --> 00:09:44,974
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! ♪
297
00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:46,974
♪ Make the music
With your mouth, Biz ♪
298
00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:48,555
HUEY:
Excuse me, brother.
299
00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,514
Mind if I have a word
with you
300
00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:52,784
about some of the so-called
301
00:09:52,989 --> 00:09:55,256
"food" you're servin'
this evenin'?
302
00:09:55,323 --> 00:09:56,756
TOM:
♪ Ee-ooh-ah-ooh-ah! ♪
303
00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,404
And here's the man himself.
304
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,620
Robert, these two ladies
wanted to meet
305
00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:04,203
the man behind The Itis.
306
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,679
Well!
307
00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,399
Hello there, cutie pie.
308
00:10:07,465 --> 00:10:08,465
[CHUCKLES]
309
00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:09,465
Hi.
310
00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:10,850
My name is Janet,
311
00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:12,939
and I just can't begin
to tell you
312
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,644
how fantastic your food is.
313
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,210
GRANDDAD:
Oh.
314
00:10:16,277 --> 00:10:17,244
Thank you, kindly.
315
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,235
♪ Make the music
With your... ♪
316
00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:24,568
[SOFTLY]
♪ Mouth ♪
317
00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,068
Biz.
318
00:10:26,135 --> 00:10:27,435
[CHUCKLES]
319
00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:29,068
Yeah.
320
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,144
Listen, I don't want
to keep you,
321
00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:34,880
but I'm sure that you will be
seeing a lot more of me.
322
00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,147
[WOMEN GIGGLE]
323
00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:37,247
[WHISPERING]
324
00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:41,449
Bitches love free food,
Robert.
325
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:42,784
MAN:
Oh, my God!
326
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,593
GRANDDAD:
Hey, where you goin'?
327
00:10:45,809 --> 00:10:47,284
Bed four needs more bacon.
328
00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:49,484
[♪♪♪]
329
00:10:49,989 --> 00:10:52,250
What did you tell him?
What's behind your back?
330
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:57,120
Elijah Muhammad's
"How to Eat to Live."
331
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:58,875
I knew it!
332
00:10:58,942 --> 00:11:00,042
Just what joy do you get
333
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,204
out of trying to crush
all of my dreams, Huey?
334
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,429
Do you know how long
I've wanted
335
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:04,455
to own my own restaurant?
336
00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:06,679
Three weeks, at Sunday dinner.
337
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,774
That was the first time
you mentioned it,
338
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,550
and you only started doin'
the stupid Sunday dinner thing
339
00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:13,444
because you saw
Soul Food on cable.
340
00:11:13,511 --> 00:11:14,030
[DING]
341
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,180
HUEY:
We're gonna pause this
342
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,895
for the benefit of all y'all
who never saw Soul Food.
343
00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:19,510
Soul Food is a movie
344
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,715
about a big, humongous
black grandmother,
345
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,965
aptly named Big Mama.
346
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,009
Big Mama demonstrates her love
347
00:11:26,179 --> 00:11:28,479
by feeding herself
and her offspring
348
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,712
enormous amounts of pig lard.
349
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:31,678
Then--
350
00:11:31,678 --> 00:11:32,710
Get this.
351
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,595
--Big Mama's arteries
are so clogged,
352
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,199
they gotta amputate her arm.
353
00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:37,899
GRANDDAD:
It was her leg!
354
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,605
HUEY:
Right. Okay, whatever. Leg.
355
00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:42,770
Then she dies
of a heart attack.
356
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,936
[HEART MONITOR FLATLINES]
357
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,053
Or another stroke or somethin'.
358
00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:47,784
MAN:
God called her home.
359
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,144
HUEY: And what does the family do after
she dies?
360
00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,210
They get together
for a Sunday dinner
361
00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:53,619
and eat the same food
that just killed Big Mama.
362
00:11:53,619 --> 00:11:54,345
The same food!
363
00:11:57,489 --> 00:12:00,135
They didn't learn a lesson.
Nobody went on a diet.
364
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,390
And that's the end
of the movie.
365
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,125
Sunday dinners was my idea.
They got that from me.
366
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,892
Something wrong?
367
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:07,892
Look, Ed,
368
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:08,925
I'm sorry.
369
00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,059
We just lost a waiter,
a-and...
370
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,125
Robert, relax.
371
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,159
Look around.
372
00:12:16,925 --> 00:12:18,859
[SNORING]
373
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:21,525
[PIANO PLAYING ELEGANT MUSIC]
374
00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:27,024
Well, I still have
to replace that waiter.
375
00:12:32,524 --> 00:12:33,457
Ugh.
376
00:12:33,524 --> 00:12:34,757
Wha--
377
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,695
HUEY:
What people soon discovered
378
00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:40,634
was that Granddad's food was
as addictive as it was tasty.
379
00:12:41,989 --> 00:12:44,390
The restaurant was booked solid
around the clock.
380
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:46,190
[SNORING]
381
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,195
People started
to show up late for work.
382
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,625
Others stopped going
to work altogether.
383
00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:54,892
[MUTTERING]
384
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,649
Jobs were lost.
385
00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:03,669
[SNORING]
386
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:05,965
The Itis addicts
who couldn't afford the beds
387
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:07,540
moved into Meadowlark Park.
388
00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:09,073
Without jobs,
389
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,100
they turned to crime
to feed their habit.
390
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,140
A month after The Itis opened,
391
00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:16,303
Meadowlark Park had
its first mugging.
392
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:17,403
[♪♪♪]
393
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:18,769
No, no!
394
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:20,269
Stop! Stop!
Give me that!
395
00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:22,536
[PANTING]
396
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:23,636
[COUGHING]
397
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,003
Hello?
398
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,213
911?
399
00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:27,346
I've been mugged!
400
00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:28,279
[RETCHING]
401
00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:29,679
[♪♪♪]
402
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,430
It took 3 hours
for the police to arrive.
403
00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:34,935
This was officially
a bad neighborhood.
404
00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:37,602
♪ Straight outta the oven
Made with nothin' But lovin' ♪
405
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,629
♪ Collard greens, corn bread
Tater salad ♪
406
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:44,059
♪ Well, if it ain't homemade
The dish is invalid ♪
407
00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:45,676
♪ My uncle came through
With the mail ♪
408
00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:48,519
♪ A truckload of trout
Fish fry on wheels ♪
409
00:13:48,585 --> 00:13:50,485
♪ Enough chicken, enough drink
Enough food ♪
410
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,584
♪ If you want it, if not
We got that kid stuff too ♪
411
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:56,539
♪ Turn the music up
Pass the hot sauce ♪
412
00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:57,875
♪ We're tryin' to play
Some spades ♪
413
00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:59,419
♪ Hey, you got some cards? ♪
414
00:13:59,419 --> 00:14:00,450
♪ That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout ♪
415
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,700
♪ Now, we can get it crackin' ♪
416
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:02,700
Ow!
417
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,800
You bitch!
418
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,567
Oh, you--
419
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:06,667
[BOTH GRUNTING]
420
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,330
Stay away
from my food!
421
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,530
GRANDDAD:
Whoa, whoa! Hey!
422
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:10,905
Don't damage
the floor!
423
00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,005
[♪♪♪]
424
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,590
WOMAN: Hey, Granddaddy, it's me,
425
00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:20,590
Hey!
Janet.
426
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:21,759
We met on opening night.
427
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:22,826
Damn!
428
00:14:22,826 --> 00:14:23,600
What happened to you?
429
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,505
Look, I was just wondering
430
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,537
if I could get
a quick Luther burger.
431
00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:28,604
Hey, come on, get off me!
432
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,904
Please.
Look, just one.
433
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,237
What's wrong
with you, woman?
434
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,270
Hey, get off my leg!
435
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,665
You got one in that bag,
don't you?!
436
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,765
Please, Granddaddy.
I'll do anything!
437
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,632
Then take the damn thing!
438
00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:39,932
[MOANING]
439
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,332
GRANDDAD:
Damn!
440
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,065
That was my dinner.
441
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:45,132
[LAUGHING]
442
00:14:46,598 --> 00:14:48,298
[SOBBING]
443
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,565
[♪♪♪]
444
00:14:52,598 --> 00:14:54,698
[WAILS]
445
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,465
Don't worry
about last night.
446
00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:01,895
We'll get you
some security.
447
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,279
This ain't exactly
448
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,360
the best neighborhood
anymore,
449
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:07,620
but we have
a bigger problem.
450
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,294
We're losing money
because you're not getting
451
00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:12,134
these people out of here
fast enough.
452
00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:13,234
Like him.
453
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:14,368
Get your ass up,
454
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,489
or pay for another hour
in the bed! Now!
455
00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:18,222
[WEAKLY]
I can't...
456
00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,189
Chico!
457
00:15:20,783 --> 00:15:22,349
Oh, God.
458
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:23,349
There.
459
00:15:23,349 --> 00:15:25,194
Look like a bed
just opened up.
460
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,694
[ALL CHEERING]
461
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:27,614
Check this out.
462
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,789
I had Chico modify the bed
463
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,920
like the Mexicans do
with their cars.
464
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,215
They call it...
465
00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:35,948
"hydraulics."
466
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:36,982
Watch this.
467
00:15:37,048 --> 00:15:38,148
[CLOCK TICKING]
468
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,148
[BEEPING]
469
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:41,882
[BOTH YELL]
470
00:15:41,948 --> 00:15:43,715
[GIGGLING]
471
00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:44,782
Let's see.
472
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,505
Um, this is
my first time here,
473
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,320
but all my friends
rave about it.
474
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,320
What's good?
475
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,054
Oh, everything here
will kill you.
476
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,420
Run.
477
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,609
Fine.
478
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,605
You wanna
keep playin' around?
479
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,955
Now, you can wash
the dishes.
480
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,840
Granddad, look what you've
done to this community.
481
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:01,770
It's not that bad.
482
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:02,549
Not that bad?
483
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,179
This place used to sit
484
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,340
between a coffee shop
and a day spa.
485
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,130
Now, there's a liquor store
and a damn Foot Locker.
486
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,740
This food is destructive.
487
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,045
This food is your culture.
488
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,985
Then the culture is destructive.
489
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,915
CHICO: He's right, Señor Freeman.
490
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:21,019
All African-American slaves
had to eat
491
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,495
was the parts of the pigs
492
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,324
the slaves' masters
wouldn't eat,
493
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,200
but that was
a survival technique, ese.
494
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,949
They didn't really have
a choice.
495
00:16:29,729 --> 00:16:32,079
I don't think people are
supposed to eat this stuff.
496
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,745
Or, at least, not so much.
497
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:36,629
What?
498
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,929
I can't take
an Afro-American Studies class
499
00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:40,029
at the community college?
500
00:16:41,489 --> 00:16:42,939
Well, nobody asked you, Chico.
501
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,260
This is my restaurant,
502
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,786
and we'll serve the food
that I wanna serve, señor.
503
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,794
Actually,
it's my restaurant,
504
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,669
and it's shutting down.
505
00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,369
Sorry, Robert.
506
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,709
It was fun while it lasted.
507
00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:57,809
But, uh, w-what happened?
508
00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,919
HUEY:
Granddad learned white people
509
00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:01,915
had their own
survival techniques.
510
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,670
They call it "litigation."
511
00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:06,534
Janet O'Siren had gone
from this,
512
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,634
to this...
513
00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:12,164
and back to this,
514
00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,704
with the help
of two liposuctions
515
00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:16,194
and emergency
gastrointestinal surgery.
516
00:17:16,529 --> 00:17:18,754
We want half a million
for medical bills
517
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:21,103
and 4 million
in emotional damages.
518
00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:22,984
We'll pay
her insurance deductible.
519
00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,050
Deal.
520
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,450
And, um-- Ahem.
521
00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:27,134
--one last Luther burger.
522
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:28,401
Chico!
523
00:17:28,999 --> 00:17:29,748
Wuncler feared it would be
524
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,364
the first of many lawsuits
against The Itis.
525
00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:34,678
Granddad's restaurant
was no more.
526
00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:37,045
[MOANING]
527
00:17:37,111 --> 00:17:38,511
Mmm, mmm! Oh!
528
00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:40,905
This isn't fair.
529
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,535
The people liked
this restaurant,
530
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,064
and they liked me.
531
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,124
I never wanted
to hurt anybody.
532
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,624
[GASPING]
533
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,657
Janet, are you okay?
534
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,334
I think she's having
a heart attack.
535
00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:53,270
I believe
our business is done.
536
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:54,779
Have a nice day.
537
00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:56,249
Call me later,
Robert.
538
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:57,249
[GASPING]
539
00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:58,249
Hello.
540
00:17:58,316 --> 00:17:59,282
911?
541
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:01,699
My client's having
a heart attack.
542
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:02,630
They're not gonna come.
543
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,300
Yes. We're on the corner
of, um, uh,
544
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,695
Cherry Street
and-- And Fifth.
545
00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,200
Right across
from Meadowlark Park.
546
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,133
[LINE CLICKS]
Hello?
547
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,199
Told you.
548
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,334
Don't you know CPR?
549
00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:14,564
I'm a lawyer.
We don't help people.
550
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,070
What about you guys?
Don't you know CPR?
551
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,670
[GURGLING]
552
00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:20,886
GRANDDAD:
So I told him,
553
00:18:21,609 --> 00:18:23,376
they wouldn't even teach
black people CPR
554
00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:24,175
when I was young.
555
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:26,275
[ALL LAUGH]
556
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,070
HUEY:
We still do the Sunday dinners.
557
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,665
I think Granddad
just likes being popular.
558
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,655
But we do switch up the menu
from week to week.
559
00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:36,755
It's somethin'.
560
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:38,455
So, what happened?
561
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:39,910
Chico saved her.
562
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,543
Eh. I took a class.
563
00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:44,925
And after this meal,
nobody passed out.
564
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,020
If you'll excuse me.
565
00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:47,320
Robert,
may I use--?
566
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,120
WUNCLER:
Bathroom's upstairs, right?
567
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,053
[DOORS SLAMMING]
568
00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:50,470
GRANDDAD:
Huey!
569
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,810
Take care of
the dishes, okay?
570
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:52,810
[SIGHS]
571
00:18:52,877 --> 00:18:53,910
[TOILET FLUSHES]
572
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:55,310
Don't anybody go
in the bathroom
573
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,790
for 35 or 45 minutes.
574
00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:57,569
Whew!
575
00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:58,479
Open the window!
576
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:04,113
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