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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:01,566 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 2 00:00:01,633 --> 00:00:03,033 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,366 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 4 00:00:05,433 --> 00:00:07,033 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 5 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,500 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 6 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:10,000 ♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪ 7 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:13,033 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 8 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,700 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 9 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,833 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 10 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,400 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 11 00:00:17,466 --> 00:00:18,433 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 12 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,733 ♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪ 13 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,266 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 14 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,300 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 15 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:27,033 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 16 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,566 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 17 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,066 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 18 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:08,366 [♪♪♪] 19 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:11,133 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Gangstalicious: Resurrection. 20 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,233 "Resurrection"? 21 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,233 The nigga ain't dead. Shh. 22 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,633 He was shot a bunch of times, all right? 23 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:17,966 At least, he tryin'. 24 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:20,400 By late last year, the ongoing feud 25 00:01:20,466 --> 00:01:22,033 between Gangstalicious and his crew 26 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,333 from New West Manchester, Delaware... 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,100 Yeah, nigga. What's hood? 28 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:27,933 ...and Eat Dirt and his crew 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,733 Boo! from Lickety-Split, Virginia, 30 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,600 had escalated to the brink of catastrophic warfare. 31 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,466 "Catastrophic warfare"? 32 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:37,266 It's just some dumb niggas beefin'. 33 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,833 What you talkin' about, fool? This is war. 34 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,133 Yeah, the nigga version of the Cuban Missile Crisis. 35 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,500 RILEY: Shh! 36 00:01:43,566 --> 00:01:46,133 Tensions exploded at an awards show last year 37 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,200 when a chair... 38 00:01:48,266 --> 00:01:50,033 was thrown at Eat Dirt. 39 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,666 [MEN SHOUTING] 40 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,300 All I'm sayin' is, you know, shit's real. 41 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,133 You know what I'm sayin'? Shit ain't just music, right? 42 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,933 This is some bona fide, unimpeachable gangsta shit. 43 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,633 You know what I'm saying? It's some indubitable shit! 44 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,466 What he said, nyukka. 45 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,333 Yeah, man, you motherfuckin' darn thing. 46 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,300 God knows, son, man, you'll pick on your foot. 47 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:12,666 Nigga, fuck. What the fuck with them, nigga? 48 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,800 Come on. 49 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:15,500 Heh. Look here, man. 50 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:17,800 Lot of these niggas tryin' to have what we didn't have, 51 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:19,300 but they ain't done what we did done 52 00:02:19,366 --> 00:02:20,733 to have what we done have. 53 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,166 Especially you, 'Licious. You ain't done nothin'. 54 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:25,000 ANNOUNCER: Then, later that year, 55 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:27,133 an altercation in a Miami nightclub 56 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,400 between Gangstalicious and Eat Dirt ended in violence. 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,866 [CROWD CLAMORING] 58 00:02:35,933 --> 00:02:38,366 [LOUD GANGSTER RAP PLAYING] 59 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,266 In the resulting struggle, 60 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:53,200 both rappers accidentally shot themselves. 61 00:02:53,266 --> 00:02:55,366 [SIRENS WAILING] 62 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:56,866 Man, when I got shot, 63 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:59,200 I was, like, you know, never again. 64 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,633 Ain't never gonna happen to me again. Know what I'm sayin'? 65 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:04,766 [♪♪♪] 66 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,433 What's up, world? I'm Sway. 67 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,733 And this is my inexplicable head wrap. 68 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,866 We interrupt Gangstalicious: Resurrection 69 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:13,500 for this breaking news story. 70 00:03:13,566 --> 00:03:15,933 Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot. 71 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,366 BOTH: Again? 72 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:19,133 Again. 73 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:26,500 RILEY: I was so desperate for information on the shootin', 74 00:03:26,566 --> 00:03:29,266 I watched that show my brother calls "The News." 75 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,966 MAN [OVER TV]: Oh, shit! 76 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:34,533 Ah, nigga, I seent it. I seent the whole thing. 77 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,733 Nigga, you should've seent that shit I saw. 78 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:39,266 Oh, great. Black Eyewitness Man. 79 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,966 I hate Black Eyewitness Man. 80 00:03:41,033 --> 00:03:43,266 Nigga, shush. Shh! With my own eyes, nigga. 81 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,233 Damn that shit was crazy, nigga. 82 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,000 I seen everything-- [CELL PHONE RINGS] 83 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:50,266 Hold up. Nigga, that's me on TV, baby! 84 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,866 Yeah, nigga! Yeah! 85 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,366 No, I ain't got your money, nigga. 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,766 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 87 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,200 Jesus! It was terrible! 88 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:02,033 I was in the club and-- See, I was in the club, 89 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,900 and this bitch stepped on my shoe. 90 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:05,233 And I was like, "Bitch!" 91 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,866 And then some nigga started shootin'. 92 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:08,533 I was like, "There he go!" 93 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:10,766 He done fucked it up for everybody. 94 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,733 RILEY: So, what had happened was 95 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,433 Gangstalicious was doing a show in town 96 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,066 when three men rushed the stage and shot him. 97 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,700 Ironically, he was doing his new joint, 98 00:04:20,766 --> 00:04:22,733 "I Got Shot," at the time. 99 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,966 ♪ I got shot ♪ 100 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:26,533 ALL: ♪ I got shot ♪ 101 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,066 [GRUNTS] 102 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:33,100 I got shot! 103 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,600 ALL: I got shot! 104 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:36,500 No, I got shot for real! 105 00:04:36,566 --> 00:04:38,100 ALL: I got shot for real! 106 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,700 No, goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me! 107 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:42,066 I'm bleeding, I'm gonna die! 108 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,366 Somebody, please, help me. Help me! 109 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:45,533 Help me! I got shot! 110 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,200 Goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me! 111 00:04:48,266 --> 00:04:49,900 [♪♪♪] 112 00:04:49,966 --> 00:04:53,966 RILEY: It was 45 minutes before anyone called an ambulance. 113 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:55,866 Gangstalicious got shot! 114 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:58,233 Again? We got to do something. 115 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,233 I got an idea. 116 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,666 Let's go to college, 117 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,500 so we don't end up like Gangstalicious. 118 00:05:02,566 --> 00:05:05,333 That boy got shot again? That's a shame. 119 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,966 A shame? 120 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:10,433 Granddad, a nigga stepping on your sneakers is a shame. 121 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:14,000 This is a catastrophe. It's catastrophic. 122 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,466 Can I go to the hospital and visit Gangstalicious? 123 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,966 Boy, are you stupid? 124 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:19,966 Mm. I don't think so. 125 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:21,300 Look, 126 00:05:21,366 --> 00:05:24,266 Gangstalicious needs his street soldiers to protect him. 127 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,300 The hospital's only 15 minutes away. 128 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:29,266 I said no. 129 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:33,500 It is a shame. 130 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:37,333 It's a damn shame? 131 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:42,833 RILEY: My family didn't understand about being a street soldier. 132 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:47,433 Gangstalicious needed my help. I had to get to that hospital. 133 00:05:54,766 --> 00:05:57,500 Oh, no. I'm falling down the steps. 134 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:00,866 [WHISPERS] Okay. 135 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:02,333 [GRUNTING] 136 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,066 My shoe! Ah! Uh! 137 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,066 Ow! Ooh. 138 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:12,700 [GROANS] 139 00:06:13,966 --> 00:06:19,400 I fell down the steps. I gotta go to the hospital. 140 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,333 You ain't going to that hospital. 141 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:23,933 No, really. I can't get up. 142 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,400 Where's the love? 143 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:29,000 [♪♪♪] 144 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,066 Ooh! Huh? 145 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:35,866 Oh, no! I got hit by a car. What the hell? 146 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:38,333 GRANDDAD: You ain't going. I gotta go the emergency room. 147 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,900 Trying to pull that bull jive on me. 148 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,533 Come on, get up. [GROANING] 149 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,100 Come on. Come on. 150 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,466 Where is your glass, boy? 151 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,733 Glass? I don't need no glass. 152 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,300 I takes mine to the head. 153 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:55,700 Oh. 154 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,600 [GASPS] 155 00:06:58,666 --> 00:06:59,866 [GROWLING] 156 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,666 Ah. 157 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,233 A full day's supply of vitamin C. 158 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,400 Ow! 159 00:07:06,466 --> 00:07:08,166 Boy, have you lost your mind? 160 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:10,500 How are you gonna drink my juice out of the carton? 161 00:07:10,566 --> 00:07:12,600 I don't know where your nasty lips have been. 162 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,166 I know one thing. 163 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,500 I ain't goin' to the store to get no more. 164 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:20,166 RILEY: See, I was like all in the granddad's mental mind. 165 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:24,900 It was like psychology, but in reverse. 166 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,333 GRANDDAD: The store and back, that's it. 167 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,733 No hospital. 168 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,033 Take my phone, so I can reach you. 169 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,133 But don't call anyone. 170 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,766 Damn, Granddad, is that a cell phone 171 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,033 or a cordless payphone? 172 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,666 Shut up. 173 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:39,666 This thing looks like a laptop. 174 00:07:39,733 --> 00:07:42,333 [♪♪♪] 175 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,766 Stay away from that hospital! 176 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,900 RILEY: I headed straight for the hospital. 177 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,833 Nearly a week had passed since the shooting, 178 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,366 and things seemed like they was back to normal. 179 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,433 Excuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious. 180 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,833 And who are you? 181 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,500 I'm one of his many illegitimate children. 182 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,366 Fifth floor. 183 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,000 [BELL RINGS] 184 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:10,033 [PEACEFUL MUZAK PLAYING] 185 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:25,700 Gangstalicious? 186 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:27,700 [YELPS] 187 00:08:27,766 --> 00:08:29,300 [SIGHS] 188 00:08:29,366 --> 00:08:32,533 Hey, what's up, little man? Who are you? 189 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,633 Hey. Uh... 190 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:38,000 My name's Riley, and, uh, I'm one of your fans. 191 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:39,033 [SIGHS] 192 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,066 That was close. Come on in. 193 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,366 Hey, I live around here, 194 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:45,966 and I just wanted to let you know that, 195 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:48,166 you know, it wasn't nobody in my crew 196 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:49,333 that did the shooting. 197 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,200 Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that, little man. 198 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,666 Does it hurt? 199 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,200 What? This? 200 00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:59,000 Naw, naw-- Oh! 201 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:01,000 [CHUCKLES] 202 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:05,233 Naw, naw, naw. Hey, I'm fine. I'm chillin', man. 203 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,066 Hey, man, you wanna hang out for a little bit? 204 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:09,033 Get that chair over there real quick. Yeah. 205 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:11,066 Don't worry about it. I ain't Michael Jackson. 206 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,866 Ho, ho. You said "Michael Jackson," man. 207 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:16,100 That's funny, Gangstalicious. 208 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:20,200 So who you think it was that tried to assassinate you? 209 00:09:20,266 --> 00:09:21,366 Was it Eat Dirt? 210 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,800 Naw, naw, it wasn't Eat Dirt. 211 00:09:23,866 --> 00:09:25,733 It was these dudes I used to owe money to 212 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,733 back when I was in the drug game. 213 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,633 Wow, that's so real. The drug game. 214 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:35,066 Word. That's real spit. Dunny-dun-dun-dun. 215 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,933 That's why I tell kids like you, 216 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 the drug game is cool, you know, 217 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:42,033 but in some ways, it's not cool. But-- 218 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,266 But mostly it's cool. 219 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,600 Well, I know getting shot must be cool. 220 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:48,600 You think they gonna come back? 221 00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:50,500 Hell to the nizz-naw. 222 00:09:50,566 --> 00:09:52,566 After I got shot, I was like, 223 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,233 God is watchin' over me, you know? 224 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,600 It's like that nigga from Pulp Fiction said. 225 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,466 "God got involved." 226 00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:00,533 God is gangsta, nigga. 227 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,766 See, anybody wanna come get me, they gotta go through God. 228 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:06,300 I don't fear no man but God. You know what I'm saying? 229 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:08,666 Beside, ain't nobody gonna come up here to get us. 230 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,000 Cops everywhere. 231 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,833 I didn't see no cops. 232 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,066 Hm? There-- 233 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:16,466 There ain't no cops out there? No. 234 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,300 Not even hospital security or nothing? Nothing? 235 00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:20,800 Not that I saw. 236 00:10:20,866 --> 00:10:22,200 You sure? 237 00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:24,366 They said they was gonna stay till I was, you know-- 238 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,266 Till I left. I mean, not that I want them there 239 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,833 'cause I don't, know what I'm sayin'? 240 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:30,166 I'd probably shoot 'em or something if they was there. 241 00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:32,666 But they just supposed to be there, so... 242 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,666 I wish they-- Are they there? Could you check? 243 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,066 I'll check again. 244 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:39,333 Yeah, yeah, you do that. 245 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,200 [♪♪♪] 246 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,133 [PEACEFUL MUZAK PLAYING] 247 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,733 We're lookin' for Gangstalicious. 248 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,600 We're well-wishers. 249 00:10:56,733 --> 00:11:00,166 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 250 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,500 What's the big deal about, 251 00:11:02,566 --> 00:11:04,000 what's his name, Bubblicious? 252 00:11:04,066 --> 00:11:05,700 It's Gangstalicious. 253 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,433 Dumb niggas love Gangstalicious 254 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,433 the way fat women love Oprah, Granddad. 255 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:13,666 ♪ Oh, I I got that thugin' luv ♪ 256 00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:17,266 What the hell is "Thugin' Luv"? Who would want "Thugin' Luv"? 257 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,566 Is that when you make love to your woman, 258 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,300 then right before that special moment, 259 00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:22,566 you beat her upside the head, 260 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:24,733 snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs? 261 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,666 Where the hell is that boy? 262 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,466 [BELL RINGS] 263 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,000 Ooh! 264 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,866 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 265 00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,566 Gah! What? 266 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:48,266 GRANDDAD: Where's my goddamn orange juice, boy? 267 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,366 You hear me? What you doin', growin' the oranges? 268 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,033 Uh, the bike got a flat, Granddad. 269 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,133 But everything's cool. I'm walkin' to the store. 270 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,700 My God, that's a big phone. 271 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,200 I am a collector of incredibly large antique electronics. 272 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,466 Can I buy that from you? Go away! 273 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:06,000 PATIENT: It's so big! 274 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:07,300 I'll give you 50 bucks for it. 275 00:12:07,366 --> 00:12:09,000 Get the beans anyway. 276 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:10,733 And bring me a can of that spray. 277 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,400 Okay, okay, 70. 278 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,800 Hey. Hey, homey. 279 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:18,700 Gotta have my eggs with my OJ. Uh. Uh, uh... 280 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:21,366 Yo. Hold up, little man. 281 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,600 All right, all right. Bye. [PHONE BEEPS] 282 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,066 One hundred ten dollars. 283 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,866 It's enormous! 284 00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:28,966 Move, cancer boy! 285 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,900 Let me through! 286 00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:32,233 [GROANS] 287 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,933 [BELL DINGS] 288 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,200 [♪♪♪] 289 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,133 Close, close, close. 290 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,233 [GROANS] 291 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,300 Damn. 292 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,433 Third floor. Let's move. 293 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,666 Come on. Come on, man. 294 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,766 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 295 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,200 I'm telling you, Bernie, the police left. 296 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,366 Well, the label should be providin' the security! 297 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,000 This is bullshit! 298 00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:00,500 No, no, no. This is unacceptable. 299 00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:02,533 I just got my black ass shot here, 300 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,866 and all you got for me is--? 301 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,666 [LINE CLICKS] Hello? Hello? Bernie? 302 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:11,000 [PANTING] Niggas...coming. 303 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,300 [GRUNTS] 304 00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,800 Come on, man, this way. 305 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,300 RUCKUS: ♪ Color folks Talkin' about save me ♪ 306 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,833 ♪ Wasn't nothin' wrong With slavery ♪ 307 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,433 ♪ Least we got good food Back then ♪ 308 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,300 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 309 00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:31,566 ♪ White man sure could Be your fr-- ♪ 310 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:32,866 Uh-- Oh. 311 00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,766 Where's Gangstalicious? 312 00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:36,866 [SPLAT] 313 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,633 Uh, say that again. 314 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,300 I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself. 315 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,100 [♪♪♪] 316 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:56,166 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Gangstalicious: Resurrection. 317 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:59,066 The judge allowed Gangstalicious' music 318 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,066 to be introduced as evidence at his assault trial. 319 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,400 They played for the jury, a track called, 320 00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:05,900 "Play It for the Jury." 321 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:08,266 ♪ Play it for the jury Defendant and the plaintiff ♪ 322 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,333 ♪ Court reporter And the bailiff ♪ 323 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,533 ♪ Play it for the jury-- ♪ 324 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,533 I keep telling these people. 325 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,200 This shit is supposed to be just music. 326 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:16,566 You know what I'm sayin'? 327 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:19,033 I mean, you really think about it, is it worth it? 328 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,300 Know what I'm sayin'? 329 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,433 I mean, somebody could get hurt. 330 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,866 That boy don't look that tough to me. 331 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,800 Man, Riley should be seeing this. 332 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:34,533 Damn, nigga. You short. 333 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,900 Y-you don't understand. I know this guy. He is crazy. 334 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:40,100 He, like, uh, got a chemical imbalance or something. 335 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,600 I'm just sayin', man. 336 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,733 You look much taller in the videos. 337 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,766 Do you hear what I am saying to you?! 338 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:50,133 That nigga's a rageaholic! We're both gonna die! 339 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,433 Well, w-what happened to, "I don't fear no man but God"? 340 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,266 Correction: God and the nigga that shot me. 341 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,833 Oh, Lord, what is we gonna do? 342 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,900 Man, just get yourself together. You makin' me scared. 343 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,333 [GASPS] 344 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,700 Hey, hey, hey, I'm trippin', man. 345 00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:07,266 They got a nigga medicated and shit. 346 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,400 It's the painkillers and, you know... 347 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:10,533 [SNIFFS] 348 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,133 ...Sucrets and shit. I'm cool, I'm cool. 349 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:20,400 RUCKUS: There they are! 350 00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:22,733 Right over there. 351 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,266 Thanks. Now, go change your pants. 352 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,833 We're gonna die! 353 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,766 Run, nigga! 354 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,233 Oh, Lord. Sweet Jesus. I'm gonna die! 355 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,666 Where's your gun? 356 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,900 Oh, yeah, yeah. 357 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,300 Y'all niggas is in for it now. 358 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:46,000 Oh! Oh! Oh! 359 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,600 We need a car. 360 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,100 We're gonna have to jack someone. 361 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,200 Where's your gun? 362 00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:55,300 I dropped the gun. 363 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:56,866 You dropped the gun? 364 00:15:56,933 --> 00:16:00,166 What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented. 365 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,300 You mad? 366 00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:04,000 How you go and drop the gun, Gangstalicious? 367 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:07,700 That is not gangsta. That's very not gangsta! 368 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,466 Man, I can't believe this. You a fraud! 369 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,866 Oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too. 370 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:13,966 I'm 8! 371 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,000 Okay, fine, fine, whatever. 372 00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:17,300 I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud. 373 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:18,766 I'm just an average, normal dude. 374 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,500 I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more. 375 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,300 I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help. 376 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,033 It's like goin' to heaven and finding God smokin' crack. 377 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,533 MAN: Holy shit! I can't believe it's you. 378 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,400 Dude, you are the shit. 379 00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:34,466 "Thugin' Luv"? What? 380 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,833 [TIRES SCREECHING] 381 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,800 [OVER STEREO]: ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 382 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,800 So, uh, I'll just wait here then? 383 00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:44,100 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 384 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,700 GANGSTALICIOUS: Where we gonna go? 385 00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:50,200 RILEY: To the airport. You got your jet there, right? 386 00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:52,100 What jet? The G4. 387 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,966 The one in the "Bitch, I'm Fly" video. 388 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,533 We rented that jet. 389 00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:59,000 Oh, unbelievable, man! You broke too? 390 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,700 RILEY: Ah! Man, I wanna go home! 391 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:06,900 Man, I should've listened to my Granddad. 392 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,033 You gonna get us killed! 393 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,800 Put your seat belt on. 394 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,133 It's the law, and it's a good idea. 395 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,566 Man, just go faster. 396 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:19,233 [TRUCK HONKS] 397 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,066 [HORNS HONKING] 398 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,266 Traffic! 399 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,833 RILEY: Whoa! 400 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,133 Ow! 401 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,933 I told you put your seat belt on, 402 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:31,000 but no, little niggas gotta do their thing. 403 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,100 I got this nigga now. 404 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,366 Slow down, nigga! 405 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,433 Yo, yo, yo! 406 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,800 [YELLS] 407 00:17:38,866 --> 00:17:40,033 [GRUNTS] 408 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,266 What's up now, niggas? Open the door. 409 00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:51,233 Mm-mm. 410 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,500 Open-- Hey, open the door. 411 00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,466 Nigga, if you don't open this door... Mm-mm. 412 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,066 [WHISPERS] I told you this nigga was crazy. 413 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,000 [♪♪♪] 414 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,400 Know who my favorite rapper was when I was your age? 415 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:09,900 Ice Cube. 416 00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:12,500 The dude that makes family movies? 417 00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:14,233 He was a gangsta rapper? 418 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,700 He was so gangsta, I used have to have dreams 419 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:19,866 that Ice Cube came to my house and killed my whole family. 420 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,600 And for some reason, I thought he was so cool, 421 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,766 and I wanted to be him. 422 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,600 When I started to act like that, like a killer, 423 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:29,066 people liked me. Girls, you know, whatever. 424 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,866 But I really wasn't that person, 425 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:33,466 and finally, it caught up with me. 426 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,733 I'm sorry you got caught in the middle. 427 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,166 Please, Lincoln, you are taking this shit too far. 428 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,500 This tape is itchy. 429 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:46,000 Should've thought of that 430 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,500 before you did what you did, Frederick. 431 00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:51,200 Look, guys, don't kill him. 432 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:52,566 Whatever he did, 433 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,166 he ain't do nothin' to deserve this, man. 434 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,533 This is about things 435 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,766 you're too young to understand, little man. 436 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,100 This is about... 437 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:04,000 thugin' luv. 438 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,366 I loved you, man. 439 00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:09,900 RILEY: What? 440 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,466 You broke my heart, man. 441 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,533 RILEY: What? What the--? 442 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,033 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 443 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,433 Oh! Ugh! 444 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,000 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 445 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:24,333 Oh, man, these niggas are still kissin'. 446 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,733 Yeah. Mmm. 447 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,333 RILEY: Oh, they bustin' slob. 448 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,333 Oh, man! 449 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,033 I can't take it. 450 00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:35,666 I was on tour. 451 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,866 You gotta understand, I was lonely! 452 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:39,866 Oh, God. 453 00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,100 Turn around, nigga! 454 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,433 Walk forward, nigga. 455 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,200 [GRAND OPERA THEME PLAYING] 456 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:52,766 LINCOLN: We could've had a life together, man. 457 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,700 [GANGSTALICIOUS SCREAMING] 458 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:12,100 Huh? Hm? 459 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,533 Shit, we missed. 460 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,700 I can't believe this, man. We suck. 461 00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:18,033 [WHIMPERING] 462 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,666 LINCOLN: Hey, get back here! 463 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:24,000 ¡Aye, maricón! 464 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,700 LINCOLN: Come on, man. Do you see him? 465 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,533 MANOLO: I can't see anything, man. 466 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,800 LINCOLN: Yo! Where you at? Come out from where you at. 467 00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:34,600 GRANDDAD: I can't believe that damn boy. 468 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,033 RILEY: And then they threw us in the trunk, and-- 469 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,500 And then they was about to execute Gangstalicious. 470 00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:42,100 GRANDDAD: ...and don't come back with no orange juice... 471 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,833 And that's when one of them dudes 472 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,800 knocked me upside my head, right? 473 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,000 And I was havin', like, crazy dreams, 474 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:51,233 like Gangstalicious was kissin' the other dude. 475 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,933 Some old craziness, man. 476 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,800 Anyway, when I came to, 477 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:58,200 they was gone, and I came home. 478 00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,066 GRANDDAD: What are these kids doin' today? 479 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,900 And you really shot one of them dudes at the hospital? 480 00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:04,766 Oh, hell yeah. 481 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,200 See, Gangstalicious dropped his gun, right? 482 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,600 And I picked it up, and I was like: 483 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:09,900 Ka-plow! Ka-plow! 484 00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:12,733 It was like some old John Woo shit. 485 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,466 GRANDDAD: Let me take my medication. 486 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,900 RILEY: Then Gangstalicious started cryin' and shit, 487 00:21:16,966 --> 00:21:19,100 and I'm like, "Quit cryin', you little bitch!" 488 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:22,733 You should've seen me. I was so gangsta! 489 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:26,666 GRANDDAD: What the heck is goin' on around here? 490 00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:31,833 [♪♪♪] 34591

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