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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[MAN WHISTLING]
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[MEN MOANING]
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MAN:
Where's the towel?
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[♪♪♪]
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Noooooo!
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MAN:
Yeah, baby.
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MAN 2:
You hear something?
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[LAUGHING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[WEEPING]
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No.
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No, not me.
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Soap drop, nigga.
Huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you think you just gonna
leave it down there?
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Huh?
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We don't waste
no motherfuckin' soap in here.
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I'm-- I'm finished.
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Naw, naw, nigga,
you ain't finished.
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I been watching you.
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You have?
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You ain't wash behind
your ears or nothing.
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But I did.
See, look at me.
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See how I'm all clean
and glistening and shit.
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That's hygiene, nigga.
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You can call me
the health inspector.
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Now, pick up the soap!
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MAN:
Be brave, son. Be brave.
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I'm next.
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[SCREAMS]
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SARAH:
Drop the soap again?
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HUEY:
Tom DuBois' greatest fear
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was being sent to prison
and anally raped.
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At the tender age of 10,
Tom saw a prison movie,
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which depicted the violent
anal raping of a man.
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Before then, he didn't know
that men got raped in prison.
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MAN [ON TV]:
Stop! Ah!
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HUEY:
It is true that,
statistically speaking,
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if a man is to be raped,
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it'll most likely
occur in prison.
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That fact scared straight-laced
Tom even straighter.
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[♪♪♪]
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Let's steal some.
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But what if we get caught?
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We'll get arrested
and anally raped.
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Hey, guys, what are you doing?
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Just smoking a joint.
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You want a hit?
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Yeah, right.
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You guys can go to jail
and get anally raped if ya want.
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Tom, did you erase
all my MP3s?
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Hey, file-sharing is a crime,
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and I'm not
gonna be anally raped,
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so you can listen to Usher.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, Tom,
this whole "anal rape" thing
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is really causing both of us
to miss out on a lot in life.
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HUEY:
But Tom didn't care
what he was missing out on.
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Well into adulthood,
Tom still lived his life
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around the fear of anal rape.
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That fear, perhaps more
than any other factor,
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made him the man he is today.
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Tom believed in order.
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He obeyed every traffic law.
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He had never as much
as broken the speed limit.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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You drive like an old bitch!
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Tom grew up
to be a criminal prosecutor,
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which, ironically enough,
meant his job was to send
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many black men to
the very fate he most feared.
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For the crime of selling four
bootleg copies of Soul Plane,
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the defendant is sentenced
to two weeks imprisonment.
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He'll be remanded--
No!
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Don't send me to prison!
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Please! Please don't
send me to prison!
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I don't want
to be anally raped!
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HUEY:
And Tom knew firsthand
that a black man
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didn't have to do much
to go to prison.
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MAN:
You have the right
to remain silent...
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Sometimes, he didn't have
to do anything at all.
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...in a court
of law.
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You have the right
to speak to an attorney
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and to have an attorney
present during any questioning.
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If you cannot afford--
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MAN [ON TV]:
And in other news,
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city police
are reporting tonight
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that they have arrested
a suspect in connection
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with the murder
of Antoine Michaels,
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a 17-year-old
who was apparently killed
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over a game of "Madden 2006."
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The police are not releasing
the name of the suspect,
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who is a black male,
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approximately
blah, blah, blah--
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[STATIC BUZZES]
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And so, we are raising
the terror alert level
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to intense orange/red
based on very credible,
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detailed information
on a non-specific threat.
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Could it be a hijacking?
Absolutely possible.
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Chemical or biological agent?
You bet it could happen.
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Suicide bomber?
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Hey, you never know.
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But what we do know...
[DOORBELL RINGING]
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...is that it's absolutely,
positively gonna happen today.
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Maybe.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[♪♪♪]
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Terrorists have my daddy!
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Jazmine, calm down.
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Terrorists kidnapped my father,
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and they're gonna cut off
his head in Algeria!
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My daddy was supposed to be home
from work before school let out.
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And he isn't here!
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And we're at terror alert
level orange. Orange!
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[♪♪♪]
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Guys, there's gotta be
some kind of mistake.
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh, we know what you did.
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You guys were playing
your little game,
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and your friend was
serving up some pipin' hot
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ass-whoopings,
wasn't he?
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[SOBBING]
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Jazmine, just because
your dad is late
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coming home from work
doesn't mean that--
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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Riley, is that you?
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Put your brother on,
it's an emergency!
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What's the emergency?
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I'm in jail.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't drop
the soap.
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HUEY:
Who was that?
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[RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Riley, it's Tom.
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I thought you only get
one phone call from jail.
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Who's this?
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Huey, I got arrested!
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They say I fit
the description.
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I think it's
'cause I'm black, Huey.
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You have to get me
outta here, Huey.
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You don't wanna know
what they'll do to me in jail.
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They'll rape you,
that's what they're gonna do.
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But you're not in jail,
you're in holding.
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And I don't think people
usually get raped in holding.
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Hold on.
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Granddad! Do people
get raped in holding?
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[SOBBING]
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Stop, stop, stop! I don't
want your granddad to know.
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I don't want anybody to know.
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Listen, they can't
keep people in holding
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over the weekend.
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At 9:00 tonight,
they're gonna put me on a bus
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and send me to real jail.
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Real jail!
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Earliest I could get out
would be on Monday.
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Well, it's just
a weekend.
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It only takes one night
to get anally raped!
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Huey, the only way for me
to get out of here
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is if you find
the real killer tonight.
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The real killer?
Nigga, I'm 10.
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How am I gonna find
the real killer?
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[SOBS]
Please!
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You've gotta try.
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All right, all right,
all right!
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Damn.
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[WEEPING]
Thank you, Huey.
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Whatever you do...
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don't tell my baby, Jazmine.
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I don't want her to know
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her daddy was somebody's
bi-hi-hi-hi-tch.
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[♪♪♪]
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Was that daddy?
Where is he?
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Is he okay?
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Was he kidnapped
by terrorists?
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Um, your father wants you
to know he's nobody's bitch.
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[SCREAMS]
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[REMOTE CLICKS]
[SIRENS ON TV]
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HUEY:
I had exactly five hours
to find a murderer,
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and I couldn't do it alone.
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Ed III was heir
to the Wuncler fortune
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and a drunken psychopath.
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But the dude I was after
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had already killed
at least one person,
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and one thing Ed III had
was firepower.
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Fuck it.
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I say we go get
the motherfucker.
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Let's go.
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HUEY:
Where we going?
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Oh, we gonna need
to holler at my man.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, snap.
Ed Wuncler III.
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My man, Gin Rummy.
What's good, baby?
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It's all good, man.
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I was just making
some breakfast. Come on in.
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[♪♪♪]
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Sounds like you got yourself
a fugitive of justice.
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I say y'all came
to the right hombre.
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Look, we have exactly
4 hours and 45 minutes
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to find the X-Box Killer.
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Can you help us do it?
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I'll be dead on his ass
like Spenser: For fucking Hire.
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I'll hunt him down and feed him
his own testicles,
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and I'd do it in a jiffy.
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And I don't care if his momma
there, his grandmamma,
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innocent bystanders,
little kids, babysitters,
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bill collectors, whatever.
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I'll leave
his whole block
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filled with hot brass
if I have to.
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And you know why?
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Because I just don't
give a fuck!
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Y'all sure you don't want
no breakfast?
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I got English muffins
and peach jelly.
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See? I told you
my boy was gangsta.
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Hey, man, put some links
with them grits, Rummy.
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Shit, I'm hungry
as a motherfucker.
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[♪♪♪]
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You liar!
[SCREAMS]
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You killed him, didn't you,
you sick bastard?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That's enough.
Go cool off.
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All right.
Now!
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[COP ROARS]
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You punk!
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Get your ass out!
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Move!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Why are you doing this to me?
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You know what this is, man?
It's fucking racism, man.
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You were at the wrong place
at the wrong time,
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and you just happened
to fit the description.
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Now, if you admit
you killed him--
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I didn't kill anyone!
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Look, even if you didn't
kill him,
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just admit
that you killed him.
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00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,300
I promise you
you won't go to jail.
255
00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:24,533
Smack on the wrist,
I promise you.
256
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:29,666
Wait, stop. You can't
be serious. I'm a prosecutor.
257
00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:32,000
I'm never gonna fall
for this.
258
00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:37,933
[SOBBING]
259
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,733
So you say that if I confess,
I won't go to jail?
260
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,900
I give you my word.
261
00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:47,233
No anal rape?
262
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,633
No anal rape.
263
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,333
[♪♪♪]
264
00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:59,166
So y'all was
in Iraq together?
265
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,600
Yeah,
we was in Iraq.
266
00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,600
What did you do?
267
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,933
We was looking for weapons
of mass destruction.
268
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,366
Did you ever find 'em?
269
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,433
You know goddamn well
we ain't find 'em!
270
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,200
What are you?
Some political humorist?
271
00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:12,933
You Garry Trudeau
up in this bitch?
272
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,033
I was looking for bitches,
273
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,633
but they had carpet shit
all over 'em,
274
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,100
and I couldn't see
what they looked like.
275
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,500
All that was really exposed
was the eyes,
276
00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:21,266
and that wasn't enough for me.
277
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,566
Shit, I'm looking at the eyes,
the eyes could be pretty.
278
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,600
And I take their carpet off,
and then I got a tragedy.
279
00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:29,833
Well, no, we ain't find 'em.
280
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,866
But I always say,
"The absence of evidence
281
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,266
is not the evidence
of absence."
282
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,600
HUEY:
What?
283
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,466
Simply because
you don't have evidence
284
00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:38,966
that something does exist
285
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,533
does not mean that you
have evidence
286
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,033
that something doesn't exist.
287
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,533
What?
288
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,633
What country you from?
What?
289
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,333
"What" ain't no country
I ever heard of.
290
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,600
They speak English in "What"?
291
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,100
What?
292
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,800
English, motherfucker,
do you speak it?!
293
00:11:52,866 --> 00:11:54,133
Yeah.
294
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,466
So you understand
the words I'm sayin' to you?
295
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,966
Yeah.
296
00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:00,900
Well, what I'm sayin',
is that there are "known" knowns
297
00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:02,400
and that there are
known unknowns.
298
00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:04,300
But there's also
"unknown" unknowns,
299
00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,066
things we don't know
that we don't know.
300
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,466
What?
301
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:10,333
Say "what" again.
Say "what" again!
302
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,566
I dare you!
303
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,066
I double dare you,
motherfucker!
304
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,566
Say "what" one more time.
305
00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:21,100
HUEY:
Well, this is the apartment
building where it all happened.
306
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,000
Maybe someone saw something.
307
00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:25,133
Oh, somebody saw something,
all right.
308
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,800
Hey, slow down.
We gotta be tactful.
309
00:12:30,866 --> 00:12:33,200
Tactful?
What that mean?
310
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,000
He talkin' about diplomacy.
311
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,466
[CLICKS]
312
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:38,433
I don't do diplomacy.
313
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,266
[♪♪♪]
314
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,166
ED III:
Key-yah!
315
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,533
RUMMY:
X-Box Killer, talk!
316
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,266
ED:
You better start talkin'
or I'm a--
317
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,533
[WHIMPERING]
318
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,166
MAN:
These niggas are crazy, yo!
319
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,466
[GUN CLICKS]
320
00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,466
I didn't do nothing!
321
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,733
I didn't do nothing!
322
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,200
[LAUGHING]
323
00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,266
[GRUNTS]
324
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:02,700
Work him out, work him out,
work him out!
325
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,966
You better start talkin'
before I'm a--
326
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,966
MAN:
Hey, what'd he do to you?
Leave him alone.
327
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,100
[LAUGHS]
328
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,166
Yeah, nigga, run it.
Run your shit!
329
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,066
[LAUGHS]
330
00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:15,733
[GROANS]
331
00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:20,800
Ain't nobody
seen nothin'.
332
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,700
I know who did the killing.
I've known for 20 minutes!
333
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,933
Guy's name is Terrel Jackson.
334
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,533
He's been bragging
about it all day.
335
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,700
Everybody knows!
He lives five minutes away.
336
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,166
I've got MapQuest directions
right here.
337
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,966
How'd you find all this out?
338
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,533
We talked to people!
339
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,033
I got a picture.
340
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,633
RUMMY:
Where you get this?
341
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,033
I drew it from the description
of the dude that they gave us
342
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,066
while y'all was whoopin'
niggas' asses in the street.
343
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,500
I almost had time
to color it.
344
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:51,433
Shit. Good work.
Let's go.
345
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,533
Okay, take a right here,
346
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,233
and it's a left
at the third light.
347
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:06,033
Where you going?
You were supposed to turn right.
348
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,133
I'm thirsty.
You thirsty?
349
00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,966
I could use a tasty beverage.
350
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,600
There's a Mini Mart
at the gas station
351
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:12,733
right up the street.
352
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,666
We're down the street
from the killer,
353
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,566
and you wanna stop
and go get snacks?
354
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:22,733
Relax. We stop, get this drink,
then go get the killer. Simple.
355
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,400
We gonna get something to drink.
It ain't gonna take long.
356
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:29,566
We're right down the street.
We know where he is!
357
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:33,666
Chill, we just making
a little detour.
358
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:36,233
Relax. What could go wrong?
359
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,833
Hm.
360
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,133
[♪♪♪]
361
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,033
[FESTIVE MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYING]
362
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,600
Watch my back,
I got your front.
363
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:09,366
Ed, Rummy,
my close friends and allies.
364
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,766
It is good to see you.
365
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:14,133
Go put that in the truck.
366
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,300
CASHIER:
Hey, slow your roll, chief.
You guys have to pay first.
367
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:20,500
Damn! Chill out,
Aladdin Hussein.
368
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,033
You know I'm good for it.
369
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:27,466
Hey, guys, you know the rules.
No exceptions, cash only.
370
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,366
Look, he got a weapon.
371
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,266
RUMMY:
Whoa, wait a minute, now.
372
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,600
Put the gun down!
373
00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:39,766
Gun? What gun?
I'm not holding gun.
374
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:44,100
Guys, it's me, Ed. Your father
helped me build this store!
375
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,533
I don't know you,
motherfucker!
376
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,566
Now, put down the weapon!
Put it down!
377
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,133
There is no weapon. Look.
378
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,833
Drop the weapon!
379
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,500
I-I don't see a weapon.
380
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:59,600
There is no weapon!
They're robbing the store!
381
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:03,666
I am not holding a weapon!
I am not holding a weapon!
382
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,933
Officer, this motherfucker
got a gun pointed at you.
383
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,833
You wanna die?
But--
384
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,200
Do you wanna die?!
385
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,533
I-- I don't want to die!
386
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,133
He does not have a gun.
387
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,166
He does have a gun, officer.
Trust me.
388
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,866
The absence of evidence is
not the evidence of absence.
389
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,633
I don't see a gun!
390
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,866
Man, fuck this shit.
Whose side you on?
391
00:16:21,966 --> 00:16:24,066
Mine or this motherfucker,
392
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,000
who's obviously
of terrorist descent?
393
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,500
Wait, I think
I can see the gun now.
394
00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:31,700
Good. Now, we all
see the weapon.
395
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:34,433
Now, you hand over that weapon
on the count of three,
396
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,900
or I swear to Almighty God,
I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
397
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,200
One!
398
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,933
I can't give you a weapon
I'm not holding!
399
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,766
You're thinking of the Korean
shop north of here!
400
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,100
Two!
Is he...still holding it?
401
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:52,400
He is not holding a weapon!
Time's up!
402
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,033
[♪♪♪]
403
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400
[SCREAMING]
404
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:10,466
[GRUNTING]
405
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:18,933
Ha, ha, ha! Ah!
406
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:28,366
I didn't think they'd
actually shoot back at us.
407
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,433
Well, of course,
they're shooting back at us,
408
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,900
you're robbing their store.
409
00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:34,933
You can't assume that people
are gonna shoot back at you.
410
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,466
It was an "unknown" unknown.
411
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,433
Need I remind you that
this has nothing to do
412
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,100
with our original plan?
413
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,633
Damn it, Huey,
robbery etiquette says you can't
414
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,933
criticize a robbery plan
during a actual robbery.
415
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,666
You have to wait
till the robbery's over.
416
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,266
Yo, officer,
wh-wha-whatever your name is.
417
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,833
My name's Frank.
418
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,333
Okay, Fred. Whatever.
419
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,966
I want you to know
you are not going to die.
420
00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:01,966
In vain.
421
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:04,666
I don't think I'm dying.
422
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,200
Oh.
423
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,933
Well, I want you to know
424
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,600
you wasn't
mortally wounded...in vain.
425
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:13,466
Actually, I think
I'm gonna make it.
426
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,766
You hear that,
you sweaty bastards?
427
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,066
Freddy ain't dead.
428
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,000
Freddy say,
"Bring it on, bitch."
429
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,433
Bring it!
430
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,333
[SCREAMING]
431
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,866
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
432
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:41,700
HUEY:
Today we all came face to face
with our worst fears.
433
00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:45,500
And sometimes there's no
such thing as a happy ending.
434
00:18:45,566 --> 00:18:47,500
MAN [ON TV]:
And there seems
to be a gun battle
435
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:50,700
with terrorists
right behind me as we speak.
436
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:52,633
GUARD:
Thomas DuBois?
437
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,033
It's time.
438
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,400
[♪♪♪]
439
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,600
Is that the bus
that's gonna take me
440
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,966
to real butt-pounding jail?
441
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,800
No bus.
You're free to go.
442
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,900
HUEY:
The X-Box Killer struck again,
443
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:15,466
less than an hour
after we got to the Mini Mart.
444
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,200
If we had gone straight
to his house,
445
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:18,866
we could have prevented it.
446
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,266
But at least Tom seemed
to have dodged a bullet.
447
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,400
[SIRENS WAILING]
448
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,900
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
449
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,500
[FRED GROANING]
450
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,200
What the fuck
y'all looking at?
451
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:47,200
MAN:
All right!
452
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:48,200
MAN 2:
Go U.S.A!
453
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,000
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
454
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,200
MAN 3:
All right, come on! All right!
455
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:54,900
MAN 4:
Come on, everybody, come on!
456
00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:57,700
MAN:
All right, yeah! Way to go!
457
00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,700
MAN 2: Go U.S.A.
MAN 3: All right!
458
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,533
MAN 4:
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
459
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,533
[BOTH LAUGHING]
460
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,400
MAN:
Go U.S.A.!
461
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:07,266
MAN 2: Woo-hoo!
MAN 3: All right!
462
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,033
[♪♪♪]
463
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:22,933
[♪♪♪]
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