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HUEY [NARRATING]:
I am not a prophet.
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But sometimes
I have prophetic dreams.
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Like the one where I was
at a garden party.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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Excuse me.
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Everyone, I have
a brief announcement to make.
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Jesus was black,
Ronald Reagan was the devil,
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and the government
is lyin' about 9/11.
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Thank you for your time
and good night.
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No!
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That can't be true!
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[CROWD SCREAMS & SHOUTS]
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[MAN GROWLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Unhand me!
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Hi-ya!
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MAN:
He's on fire!
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Somebody get some water.
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Ow!
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Mm-hm. You havin' that dream
where you made
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the white people riot,
weren't ya?
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But I was tellin' the truth!
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How many times have I told you,
you better not even dream
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about tellin' white folk
the truth?
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You understand me?
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Shoot.
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Makin' white people riot.
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You better learn
how to lie like me.
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I'm gonna find me a white man
and lie to him right now.
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
♪ Work it out, yeah ♪
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[GRUNTING]
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♪ Everybody work that body
Move your body ♪
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♪ To the beat ♪
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♪ Everybody move that body ♪
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♪ Oh, yeeeaaah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Sorry, Billy Blanks,
but why buy the tape
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when you can get
the infomercial for free?
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Whew!
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[♪♪♪]
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What the hell?
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Boys!
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[VOICE ECHOING]
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[CROWS CAWING]
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Would one of y'all like
to explain this?
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Uh...
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You mean, the orange juice
or the miniskirt?
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Which one of y'all drank
the last glass of orange juice?
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That's the last full day's
supply of vitamin C.
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What am I supposed to do
about my vitamin C now?
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Y'all need to start
appreciatin' your granddaddy.
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I went and spent
your inheritance
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on this beautiful house
in this neighborhood.
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And all I ask you to do
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is act like you got some class.
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[WHISPERING]
Hey, what's class?
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It means don't act
like niggas.
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S-see? That's what
I'm talkin' about right there.
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We don't use the N-word
in this house.
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Granddad, you said the word
"nigga" 46 times yesterday.
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I counted.
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Nigga, hush.
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Now, you may not like it,
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but I moved y'all out here
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to expand your horizon.
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There's a new white man
out here.
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He's refined.
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For example, did you know
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that the new white man
loves gourmet cheese?
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Wait.
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I'm sorry,
did you say cheese?
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Yep, cheese.
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You give the meanest white man
a piece of cheese,
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and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
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Granddad,
that doesn't make sense.
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Don't you talk back to me.
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Granddad, you can't tame
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the white supremacist
power structure with cheese!
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Oh, yes, I can!
No, you can't!
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GRANDDAD: Yes, I can!
No, you can not!
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HUEY:
Cheese.
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How can somebody that old
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say somethin' that stupid?
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RILEY:
I know about white people too.
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Like, when they talk,
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[OVER-ENUNCIATING]
they say the whole word,
like this.
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HUEY:
Why'd he even move us
out here?
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Probably did it
just to make us miserable.
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RILEY:
And white people take time out
to study.
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[HUFFING]
I hate this place.
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RILEY:
And white people arrest you.
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Man.
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[♪♪♪]
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RILEY:
Hey!
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Looks like the feds.
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[CAR DOOR CLOSING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Who the hell could be
knockin' on this door
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this early in the mornin'?
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If it's a Jehovah Witness,
I'm kickin' his ass.
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Yes?
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I'm looking for Robert Freeman.
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I'm Robert Freeman.
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I'm Ed Wuncler.
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From Wuncler's
Savings and Loan.
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Uh, so?
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I own the bank
that owns your house.
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Oh, well--
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Come in, sir.
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Welcome to your house.
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[♪♪♪]
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Robert, my family founded
Woodcrest over 170 years ago.
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I was born here,
and I still live here.
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I consider this place
to be family,
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and I'm very selective
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about who I allow
in to that family.
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You understand
what I'm saying, Robert?
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Hey, yes,
I totally understand.
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Would you like some...
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cheese?
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Did you just offer me cheese?
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Yes, I did.
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I'd love some cheese, thank you.
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Hm.
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Riley!
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Go get the fancy cheese.
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I'd like to ask some questions,
if you don't mind.
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Are you gay, and if so,
do you have a gay lover
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living with you
in the house?
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Gay? No, I'm not gay.
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I mean, I happen to think
a man looks nice
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with good hair and a ponytail.
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But, no, mm-mm, I'm not gay.
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What's your position
on gay marriage?
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Well, first of all,
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I believe all marriage
is wrong.
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[LAUGHS]
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Good one, good.
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Uh, you don't look
like you associate
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with any Muslims,
Arabs, you know.
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People of terrorist descent?
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Uh, well...
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RILEY:
We got Kraft,
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and we got Velveeta.
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Your grandson?
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Afraid so. Ahem.
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[GROWLS SOFTLY]
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You know, I have a grandson too.
He's--
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Is that right?
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Well, heh-heh-heh,
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this has been delightful.
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Well, it's really been
a pleasure, Mr., uh--
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I-Own-Everything.
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We should get together soon
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and have, uh...
more cheese.
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Like a nice Brie
or a G-Gouda--
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G-Gayda-- Gouda.
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Heh. You know, you're
my kind of guy, Freeman.
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Old school.
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What are you doin' tomorrow?
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We're throwin' a garden party
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for my grandson.
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He just got back from Iraq.
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You should stop by,
meet some of the neighbors.
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Bring the kids.
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Sounds like a splendid idea.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Uh, thanks for stoppin' by.
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Cheers.
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[SIGHS]
[GUNSHOT]
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[♪♪♪]
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Huey!
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GRANDDAD:
This damn thing looks real.
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Can I have my gun back?
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[SCREAMS]
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Son of a--!
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[MUTTERING]
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GRANDDAD:
A garden party?
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Yeah, boy.
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I might buy sandals
and new underwear.
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Oh, you shot me!
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Granddad tried
to assassinate me.
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Boy, what did I tell ya?
This is the new white man.
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He's distinguished.
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Granddad, I do not sip tea
with the enemy.
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You could force me to go,
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but you cannot force me
to be someone I'm not.
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The hell I can't!
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You gonna go and you're
not gonna embarrass me
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in front of my new neighbors,
or I'm gonna beat your ass.
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Why can't we be ourselves, huh?
Why can't I be me?
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Are you ashamed of us?
Very.
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We never asked
to move here
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with your precious
new white people, Granddad.
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Didn't ask?
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Well, you didn't ask for us
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to be attacked
by dogs and fire hoses,
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so you can live here,
but we did it anyway.
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Oh, here he go again with
the dogs and the fire hoses.
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Shoot, we were attacked
by dogs and fire hoses.
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Were you attacked?
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I-I don't know what difference
that makes.
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Because it's like
the whole generation
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tries to take credit for
what happened to some people.
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That's ridiculous.
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Now, see--
Well, you know--
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Uh, what had happened was...
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[♪♪♪]
[SIRENS WAILING]
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MAN:
Get out of here.
Go, go, go!
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MAN:
Come on, get out of here.
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Aw, man.
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I missed it.
Was it bad?
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Did they do the thing
with the fire hoses?
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What do you think, chump?
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Damn, what's eatin' you?
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A goddamn German shepherd,
that's what.
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Where was you?
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I-I had to go back
to the apartment
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'cause I forgot
my raincoat.
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You went to--? You--?
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This nigga went to get
a motherfuckin' raincoat.
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I can't believe you.
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We all been watchin'
the same news.
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The police been doin'
this fire hose thing all week.
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I just assumed
we'd all wear our raincoat.
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Damn it, Robert.
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Who the hell comes
to a march with a raincoat?
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Bet you wish
you had a coat now.
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You son of a bitch!
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GRANDDAD:
Remember what Dr. King said!
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Who actually got hit with
the fire hose ain't important.
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Now, we goin' to this party,
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and your black asses
are gonna behave.
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If I'm lucky, I'll find myself
a nice white woman
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with a flat booty
who'll listen to my problems.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,866
GRANDDAD:
Now, the word for the day
is "behave."
259
00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:29,466
H-E-A-V-E.
260
00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:30,500
Behave.
261
00:09:30,566 --> 00:09:31,700
I'm comin', I'm comin'.
262
00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:34,133
Excuse me. Out of the way,
Kunta Kinte! Yes, sir.
263
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,300
How can I help ya?
264
00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:37,900
GRANDDAD:
Excuse me?
265
00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:43,366
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Security. Security.
266
00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:44,933
We got a Code Black.
267
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,166
Code Black at the main gate.
268
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,066
MAN [OVER RADIO]: ■
Ruckus, what the hell
269
00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:50,533
is a Code Black?
270
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,100
There are some hungry-lookin'
271
00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,100
niggas at the front gate.
272
00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,433
What y'all doin' here?
273
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,900
Deliveries are in the back.
274
00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,333
Well, my name is Robert Freeman,
275
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,500
I was invited here
by Ed Wuncler.
276
00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:04,933
Well, I'm Ruckus.
Uncle Ruckus, no relation.
277
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,166
And I work for Mr. Wuncler.
278
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,600
And you slick niggas
279
00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:11,433
ain't gonna fast-talk your way
into this here party.
280
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,400
Ruckus, what the hell
are you doing?
281
00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:14,366
Uh, Mr. Freeman,
282
00:10:14,466 --> 00:10:16,933
I'm sorry.
Please, come this way.
283
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,166
GRANDDAD:
See, boys?
284
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,400
And you thought we'd be
the only black people.
285
00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,500
[♪♪♪]
286
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,933
[TRIO PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
287
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,066
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
288
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,033
WUNCLER:
Robert!
289
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,900
Glad you made it, Robert.
This is my grandson, Ed III.
290
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:13,966
How are you?
291
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,566
Whassup y'all, what's good?
292
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,000
Uh...so I understand
you just got back from Iraq.
293
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,133
For real?
294
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,466
Yo, what's it like?
295
00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:24,400
What's it like?
296
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,100
What I supposed
to say to that?
297
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,766
It was cool, there was bitches?
298
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,766
Okay, there was bitches,
but a lot of them had,
299
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,400
you know, they was covered up
300
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:34,266
in them curtains and stuff
they be wearin'.
301
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,633
But I digress.
302
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,233
It was war!
303
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,733
It was war, basically.
304
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,000
War, you know what that's like?
305
00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:42,700
Motherfuckers be,
like, shootin':
306
00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:45,333
[IMITATING MACHINE GUN SOUND]
307
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,800
Bombs blowin' up.
308
00:11:46,866 --> 00:11:48,300
And, you know,
the shit scared me.
309
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:49,600
It scared the shit out of me.
310
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:52,100
Matter of fact, I shit on myself
over a dozen times
311
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:55,200
and ran out of toilet paper
after the second time.
312
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,800
So you know
what that meant, right?
313
00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:01,666
I had to use the thumb, man.
It was kind of nasty.
314
00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:03,433
But, you know,
the good thing about it
315
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,200
was they stopped taking me
out on patrol.
316
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,766
'Cause my name
became "Stink Bomb."
317
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,066
You know what I'm sayin'?
318
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,066
They said, you know,
I was giving away our position
319
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,600
because of the shit smell.
320
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:13,600
That was fine with me,
you know what I'm sayin'.
321
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,000
They-- They wanted
to leave me back.
322
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,833
And I was like:
"Well, fuck y'all.
323
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,433
"Y'all go ahead on 'cause
I don't need y'all anyway.
324
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,633
I'm rich, bitch."
325
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,133
The fuck y'all looking at?
326
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,966
Hey, li'l man.
327
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,700
Like guns?
328
00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:33,033
Yeah!
329
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,900
C'mon.
330
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:37,133
Come on, let's get that drink.
331
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:44,100
[♪♪♪]
332
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,700
MAN:
Well, you should definitely see
The Passion.
333
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,366
It's a very important movie.
334
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,366
Couldn't see it.
White Jesus.
335
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,000
Excuse me?
336
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,200
Come on, man.
337
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,933
It's supposed to be
all historically accurate,
338
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,500
and they still have
a white man
339
00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:58,833
playin' Jesus?
340
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,566
That's some old bullshit.
341
00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:04,033
Young man,
you speak so well.
342
00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:09,566
RUCKUS:
Well,
343
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:11,600
la-di-da-di-do.
344
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,733
Look like we got us
the winner
345
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,033
of the Lucky-Nigga-of-the-Year
award.
346
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:19,700
Ah.
347
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,533
They must think
the sun shine out your ass.
348
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,900
Mr. Wuncler's
been very nice, yes.
349
00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:28,933
They must think you
Sidney fucking Poitier.
350
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,133
Well,
351
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,900
I been workin'
for Mr. Wuncler for 20 years.
352
00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:35,566
I ain't never got invited
to the party.
353
00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:38,966
Shoot, he don't even let me
use the front door.
354
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,533
But you wouldn't know
about that,
355
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,800
now, would ya, Mr. Tibbs?
356
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,600
Oh, yeah.
357
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:48,000
They must think
your shit smell
358
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:51,533
like spring daisies
and cinnamon.
359
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,666
[♪♪♪]
360
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,100
Check this out.
361
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,133
Wow.
362
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,300
Are those real?
363
00:13:58,366 --> 00:13:59,933
Real?
364
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,966
Put it this way:
365
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:05,300
if I pick one up
and put it to your face,
366
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,733
pull the trigger,
will you be dead?
367
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,466
[GASPS]
368
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,100
HUEY:
And all I'm saying is,
369
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,433
Ronald Reagan was the devil.
370
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,266
You are such
an articulate young man.
371
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,866
I'm tryin' to explain to you
372
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,966
that Ronald Reagan was
the devil.
373
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,933
Ronald Wilson Reagan.
374
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,866
Each of his names
has six letters.
375
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,833
Six-six-six.
376
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,333
Man, doesn't
that offend you?
377
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,833
[LAUGHING]
I love this kid.
378
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,900
Stop that.
What are you doin'?
379
00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:38,333
Stop clappin'.
380
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,866
Having a good time, Robert?
381
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,666
I-It's, uh...
382
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:46,066
Come on,
have a drink with me.
383
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,333
You look nervous.
384
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,500
Do I make you nervous,
Free-man?
385
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,500
Nervous? No.
386
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:58,266
I was just, uh, keepin' an eye
out for the boys.
387
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,400
This is a lovely party.
388
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,700
The only joy
I get from these parties
389
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,600
is standing around,
telling mean-spirited jokes
390
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,766
at other people's expense.
391
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,500
I do that too.
392
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:10,966
Check out that guy.
393
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:15,366
Why is his face
all twisted up like that?
394
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,900
Looks like he jacks off
with Icy Hot.
395
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:20,933
[BOTH LAUGHING]
396
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,966
He looks like
he just shit a gerbil.
397
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:26,700
[BOTH LAUGHING]
398
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,200
A gerbil.
399
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,966
Sorry, I'll be right back.
400
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,700
HUEY:
Tell me this,
401
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,600
why was all the video recordin'
402
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,866
of the Pentagon attack
seized by the FBI
403
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,433
and never seen again?
404
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,566
He speaks so well.
405
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,900
He's adorable.
406
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,200
Are you even listenin'
407
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,033
to what I'm sayin'?
[YELLS]
408
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,666
Nigga, if you ruin
this party for me,
409
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,533
I'll put my--
Ruin the party? They love me.
410
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200
These people aren't worried
about us.
411
00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:58,100
They're not worried
about anything. They're rich.
412
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,300
No matter what happens,
413
00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:01,766
these people will
just keep applaudin'.
414
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,100
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
415
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,933
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
416
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,566
RUCKUS [OVER SPEAKER]:
Ahem. Attention please.
417
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,866
My name is Uncle Ruckus,
no relation.
418
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:16,400
I want to sing y'all a brand
new song I just wrote called:
419
00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:19,266
"Don't Trust Them New Niggas
Over There."
420
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,166
Sing along
if you know the words.
421
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,000
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
[CLEARS THROAT]
422
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,900
[SINGS NOTES]
423
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:31,133
♪ Don't trust them new niggas
Over there ♪
424
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,333
♪ Leavin' they nigga essence
In the air ♪
425
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,366
♪ Them happy
Nappy-head niggas ♪
426
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,966
♪ With their fingers ♪
[PIANO PLAYING]
427
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,466
♪ On the triggers ♪
428
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:45,600
♪ Don't trust them new niggas
Over there ♪
429
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:49,466
Are you sure that vest'll stop
this shotgun?
430
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,966
Man, I'm like the Terminator
in this vest.
431
00:16:54,466 --> 00:16:56,800
RUCKUS:
♪ What the hell
They doin' here anyway? ♪
432
00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:57,933
[BURPS]
433
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,033
What? You don't believe me?
434
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,800
Go ahead!
435
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:02,966
Pull the trigger.
436
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:05,666
Now, are you sure that--?
437
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,266
I said pull that trigger now!
438
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,233
You wanna play rough?
439
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,466
Okay.
440
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:14,800
♪ Don't trust them big nostrils
Over yonder ♪
441
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:19,533
♪ They'll suck up so much air
It'll make you wonder ♪
442
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,733
♪ Don't trust them new niggas ♪
443
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,800
♪ With their squatty little
Nigga-figures ♪
444
00:17:24,866 --> 00:17:28,300
♪ Don't trust them new niggas ♪
445
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,933
♪ Over there ♪
446
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:34,966
[GROANS]
447
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:38,366
I think the N-word is okay,
as long as they say it.
448
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,700
See?
[GRUMBLES]
449
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:45,500
Say hello to my little friend.
450
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,500
[BOTH SCREAM]
451
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:58,966
Fuck y'all lookin' at?
452
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,766
[PIANO PLAYING NEW SONG]
453
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,166
Hey, you think we in trouble?
454
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,300
You shot his grandson
out the window.
455
00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:23,466
What you think?
456
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,766
[HUFFS]
457
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
I don't know.
458
00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:28,100
I didn't want to move here,
459
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,900
but I don't really want Granddad
to lose his house.
460
00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:33,333
He worked his whole life
to get here.
461
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,100
Man, I like that house.
462
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,766
Oh, well,
I shot a nigga!
463
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,933
[LAUGHS]
464
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,000
Mr. Wuncler,
465
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm...sorry about
the whole, you know,
466
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:52,166
my grandson shooting
your grandson
467
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,566
out of the window thing.
468
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,700
Are you mad?
469
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:57,800
In 30 years,
470
00:18:57,866 --> 00:19:02,233
that boy will be the president
of the United States.
471
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,733
And he'll still
be a fucking idiot.
472
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,733
Whew.
473
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,566
Now, are we gonna have
that drink or what?
474
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,433
Glad you were able
to make it, Robert.
475
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,933
To the old school.
476
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,733
To the old school.
477
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,733
[♪♪♪]
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