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Gary!

Gary!

Gary!

Gary!

- Meow. - Gary?

Where are you, Gere-bear?

Meow.

- Meow. - Gary!

Gary!

How did you get up there, you silly snail?

Come on. Jump!

Jumpity-jump-jump-jump!

Meow.

Huh.

"In case of pet in tree, pull down."

All right.

Did someone call the fire department?

Wow.

Step aside, citizen.

Ladder. First aid. Blanket.

Let's hustle, people. Hustle!

Okay.

Here I come.

Yeah.

You're safe now, sonny.

Almost there.

Meow. Meow.

Thank you for rescuing my little Gare bear.

Hey, Larry.

I'd like to be a firefighter.

Can I be one, please? Can I please?

Sorry, SpongeBob.

There are no openings at this time.

I think I shattered my skeleton.

Again.

Ooh. I may regret this

but it looks like we do have an opening.

See you at the firehouse, I guess.

The next day.

Gahhoydin!

You okay there, SpongeBob?

Oh, yeah. Haha. Reporting for duty!

Meow. Meow--

I brought my own snail-mation!

Okay.

Well, welcome to the Bikini Bottom

Volunteer Fire Department!

Oh, yeah! Where's the fire? Where's the fire?

I'm gonna fight it! I'm gonna fight it!

Where is it? Where? Where?

Yep. I'm regretting it.

Here we keep the hoses that extinguish the fires.

Well, they sure extinguished my thirst!

Upstairs.

This is the bunk room where we rest up between fires.

Ooh! Should I pick a bunk?

No, too soft. Too hard.

Tutu?

Too lumpy. Whoa.

Patrick!

I'm gonna start fires!

Put out fires. We put out fires.

If you say so.

Rookie, meet your fellow volunteer,

Charmed, I'm sure.

My pleasure. You look familiar.

Hey! What's that?

The First Fire?

Wow!

Is this the first fire in the history of forever?

No. It's the first fire we ever got called to.

We keep it as a memento.

Hey! Fire poles!

Wow! Can we slide down the poles?

Hold on there, greenhorns.

You need to learn which one to use.

This is the pole to the fire boat.

This one's to the kitchen.

It's slippery.

It's buttered.

This pole goes to the bathroom.

That's my ride.

Ooh. Where does this pole go?

Oh, that one's the mystery pole.

It never goes to the same place twice.

I love a mystery!

- Yay! - No! Wait!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

How do you stop this crazy thing?

Hit the brakes!

No! No! Huh?

Do you still love a mystery?

Not so much these days.

All right. Line up!

Squidward!

You volunteered too?

Not me. Mr. Krabs.

He was court-mandated for this

but sent me in his stead.

I'm a proxy.

Ooh. Hi, proxy. I'm boxy.

I'm foxy.

Well, then I'm an escapee.

All right. Listen up!

This is the training area.

The reason why there are three of you

is because one Old Man Walker

is worth three good men.

And I couldn't find three good men

so I got you...

Your training starts now!

And hopefully ends at some point.

First up, fire hose skills.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Help! Fire!

Someone save my baby!

We'll save your baby!

Careful, SpongeBob. Slowly.

Save my baby!

- Mama! - What she said!

Oh.

I saved the baby, chief.

And what about the mother?

The-the mother?

The mother!

Congratulations, men.

You passed your training.

- Yeah! - Woohoo!

Kill me now.

You're all volunteer firefighters.

Huzzah.

Huh?

Sorry, Squidward. We're out of fire helmets and walkie talkies.

But, um...

Here's some stuff left over from our last party.

Another pet in a tree?

I've got better things to do.

Like sleep. Hmm?

Look alive, men!

You've got your very first assignment!

It's Spot! He's stuck in the tree!

Wow.

What was I thinking? It's SpongeBob!

Never mind. Sorry to bother you.

He can stay in the tree.

Step aside, citizen.

Ladder. First aid. Blanket!

Hustle, people!

Yeah, this is firefighter SpongeBob to Chief Larry.

The rescue subject just regurgitated all over Patrick.

Squidward got hurled on too.

Keep up the good work.

Come on, boy.

Jump!

Meow.

Good snail-mation!

Huh?

Do you hear that?

There's a fire somewhere!

A real fire!

Hustle!

Huh?

Oh, uh, Squidward. The siren is broken.

Could you, uh, [honks].

Watch where you're going, bozo!

A fire house on fire.

Talk about your cheap irony.

Help!

The First Fire escaped!

Save me!

Okay. Jump!

Whoa!

Well, that was a rip off!

Okay, men. Fire hose skills!

Mother of Pearl!

Don't worry, you're saved!

Hey! You know--

Did somebody need three good men?

Meow! Meow!

Now, hold on in there, you kids.

Wow!

Ha! Didn't I tell ya

Old Man Walker is worth three good men?

Hey! Where's SpongeBob?

Yes! I saved it!

I saved the First Fire!

Whoa!

I wonder if I can volunteer for something safer.

Medical experiments. That sounds good.

This is your lucky day!

I'm also a volunteer doctor.