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And now back to
The World of Gross Sea Life.
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Observe how this ingenious
parasitic isopod
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finds a new home by attaching
itself inside a fish's mouth,
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becoming its new tongue.
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Hmm?
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That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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Disgustingly genius!
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It's giving me a wonderful idea!
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I'll glue myself
to SpongeBob's tongue!
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By hiding right in
that fry cook's face,
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I'll be in the perfect position
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to collect
a Krabby Patty sample!
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Well, what could possibly
go wrong?
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Clever disguise? Check.
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Sample container? Check.
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Glue? Check.
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Time to begin
operation tongue oppressor!
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An iron a day
keeps the wrinkles away!
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Ooh. I hope it's a salesman!
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Candy-gram!
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Ooh! I just love
a Poetry-Slam Candy-gram!
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Poetry? Well, okay.
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Roses are red, candy is sweet.
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Uh, eat with your mouth,
not with your feet?
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Words to live by.
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That's it! Eat the
delicious little plankton.
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I'll just have one little candy.
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Who am I kidding?
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Come on, you dolt! Eat me.
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Ooh. This pink candy
looks so delicious...
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Yes. Yes.
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That I saved it just
for you, Gary!
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Ugh.
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I have to get inside
that mouth breather's mouth.
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Maybe disguise myself
as a door to door dentist?
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No, that's not a thing.
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Ew! I stepped in some old gum!
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And now, I just have
to glue myself
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to his hideous tongue.
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Come on. Whoops!
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Yes!
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Mm-hmm.
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"The Tiny Book
of Tortuous Tongue Twisters."
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Perfect for my morning
exercises.
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My tongue has to be in tip top
shape to taste my patties.
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Tongue twisters?
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"The squad of odd cod
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applaud the sassy cephalopod."
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The pain! Huh?
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This dream scheme
gone full steam
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guarantees Eugene's screams.
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Oh, boy. Now, I'm doing it.
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Morning, Squidward.
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Ugh. Your breath
smells like chum.
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It is a bit stinky.
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You try passing through
a snail's intestines
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and see what you smell like!
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A little breath spray
should help.
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Better get some patties out of
the freezer for today's orders.
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Oh, no! We're out of patties!
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Of course, you are.
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Which means I get to make
a whole new batch!
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Hooray!
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Even better!
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I'll have a front-row seat
to the whole process.
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A little secret ingredient A.
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Secret ingredient A?
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Two plops of B.
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Some C, D, E, and G!
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Two cups of this! A jar of that!
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And just a pinch of Z.
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What's this guy making?
Alphabet soup?
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Mix well.
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Perfect!
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Now for the taste test.
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That's it, baby.
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I only need one sample.
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My eye!
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Ugh. These patties
are kind of bland.
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I can't taste them at all.
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Time to get a little creative.
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Hmm, maybe some
Limburger cheese will help.
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Oh, no. Not Limburger.
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Still blah.
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Ooh! How about
a little sauerkraut?
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Flying Dutchman peppers.
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And this old jar of toe jam.
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Good, Neptune.
Not in your mouth!
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Still doesn't have any taste.
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Oh. I've made a critical error.
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My glue has covered
that dolt's taste buds.
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Get a move on, SpongeBob!
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The orders are piling up!
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No problem, Squidward.
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I guess
it'll have to do.
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The Krabby Patties are ready,
Squidward.
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Whatever.
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Thank Neptune. I'm starving.
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Finally.
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Is this even food?
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Ew! This is disgusting!
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I'll never eat here again!
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I've had better garbage!
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It tastes worse than chum!
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Hmm.
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Worse than chum?
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What have you done
to my patties?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
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The patties
have no flavor at all today.
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No flavor?
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More like too much flavor!
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They taste like the
Flying Dutchman's long johns!
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I'm afraid your taste buds
are worn out, boy-o.
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Phew.
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Until your tongue recovers,
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you're off grill duty.
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Turn in your hat and spatula.
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Aww.
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That's one more
for the failure pile.
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Time to abandon tongue.
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Ah, blast.
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The zipper's covered in glue.
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Huh. My left armpit
still sounds a little sharp.
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That's better.
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Hey, SpongeBob.
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Hey, Patrick.
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What's the matter?
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I can't taste a thing.
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My tongue is broken.
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He goes to Patrick for advice?
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It's the nitwits
leading the dimwits.
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Your tongue's
probably just dirty.
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That happens to me all the time.
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You're the smartest
smart person who ever smarted!
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Give me a little run off music,
maestro!
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- Ahh.
- Sweet Neptune!
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No!
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I need
something stronger.
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This should do the trick!
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Ahh!
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May I borrow
your hat, sir?
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Oh, of course!
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It tastes like emptiness.
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Tastes fine to me.
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Oh, my poor tongue
is just worn out.
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Guess it's time for a new one!
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What?
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Ahh.
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Silly me.
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Why didn't I do this earlier?
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Can I borrow that
dirty old tongue of yours?
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Of course!
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Patrick eats more
Krabby Patties than anyone.
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Why didn't I do this earlier?
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Sorry, my old tongue's
a little loud.
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That's okay.
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Perfect.
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I'm just gonna go grab
a bite to eat
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at the annual
Chum Eating Contest!
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Chum eating contest?
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Was that today?
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On your marks,
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get set,
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chum!
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Aw. Why can't I have
a detachable tongue?
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