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Are ya ready kids?
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you!
- Aye-aye, Captain!
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Ooh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
- Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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1[pirate] ♪ SpongeBob
SquarePants ♪
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Argh!
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Another miserable start
to another miserable day.
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Greetings!
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You strike me as a man
with a healthy sense of humor.
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Well, boy, do I have
just the offer for you.
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It's a deal you
can really sink...
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...your chattering teeth into!
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Oh, but that's not all!
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Do you like to snap your gum?
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Well this gum...
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- Ah!
- snaps you!
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These priceless gags
can be yours
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for the low, low price of 24.99!
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But if you act now,
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I'll throw in a free set
of steak knives!
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Are you finished now, Dad?
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Aw! How did you know it was me?
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Bring it in, son.
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I just flew into town
on my new sales route
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and thought I would drop by.
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And also thought I would
stay for a few days.
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You-- What? Hey!
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Oh, wow!
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Uh. Huh.
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Very impressive, Squiddy!
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Oh, you really think so?
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Of course!
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I love clown paintings!
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Cheer up, son.
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Hey, why don't you play me
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one of your
famous clarinet tunes?
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Well, I have been practicing
a new song.
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It's the classic
bubble-blowing clarinet!
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It's only 6.99.
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This will be the longest
few days of my life.
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Dad! Can you keep
your honking down?
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Oh, no.
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If you like rubber chickens,
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you'll love this bicycle horn!
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Oh, that's right, boys.
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I've got horns-a-plenty.
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Fog horns!
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- French horns!
- Hon, hon, hon!
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Bull horns!
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- Whoa!
- Just 9.99 each.
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I take all major credit cards.
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But I promise,
I give them all back.
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Please, do not arm
my annoying neighbors
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with even more annoying props!
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I'm begging you, Father.
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- What?
- What?
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Squidward, this is your dad?
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I thought Mr. Krabs
was your dad!
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No, Patrick.
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And I would appreciate it
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if you left my father and I
alone.
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Oh, come on, Squidward.
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Join in. It's just harmless fun.
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Yeah, harmless fun.
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Put her there, Patrick.
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Yeah!
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No.
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Here, let me help you two up.
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Ugh! Well, today was a wash.
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Guess I'll try again tomorrow.
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I just need to sleep for...
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Twenty-three and a half hours.
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You'll be the life
of the slumber party
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with my patented whoopee bed!
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Oh! Leave me alone!
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Always handy
to have a rubber ladder.
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Whoa!
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Oh, here it is.
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Ta-da!
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Now, that's what
I call a pop-up store!
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Hey! Step right up
to Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium!
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I'm a peddler of pranks,
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a giver of gags,
a trader of tricks.
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You need it,
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I sell a novelty
approximation of it.
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Your friends will be saying,
"Hey! Prank's a lot!"
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Well, I'm saying pranks
for nothing!
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Who would have thought
Squidward's dad
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would be such a lively guy?
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Yeah! He makes me laugh.
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S-Squidward just makes me sad.
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Nonsense!
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Squidward is hilarious
in his own right.
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I mean, his name is Squidward
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but he's an octopus!
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Ha! That was one
of my best pranks.
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That's a good one!
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Can we see more of your
novelty gags, Mr. Tentacles?
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Please, Mr. Tentacles is my son.
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Call me Jeffy.
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There's more where
that came from!
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Here are just a few
of my prototype gags.
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Polka dot soap!
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Dot's great!
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Disappearing squid ink!
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Ooh. Think of all the money
I'll save on pants.
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And don't forget my bombsicles.
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Cool.
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That's right! I've developed
thousands of gags
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over the course of my career.
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I've even been working on...
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the ultimate gag.
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Oooh.
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But it's just not ready yet.
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I can't seem to figure it out.
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- Oh, oh! We can help!
- Yeah!
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Show us your new gags,
Mr. Jeffyward!
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Brilliant idea, boys.
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Hey, why don't you step
into my test kitchen.
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You know, this looks a lot
like Squidward's kitchen.
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Think of it as my gag lab.
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I've planted some of
my newest pranks around.
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For instance...
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Huh?
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Rice lice!
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Some people are
so bad at cooking,
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they can't even boil water.
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Especially not
with a flammable pot!
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He better grab
that fire re-stinguisher!
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- Gah!
- Here, son.
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Use this squirting flower.
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Ugh!
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It's the real fire extinguisher.
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Well, at least the fire's out.
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Hey.
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I'm stuck.
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That's because...
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it's also instant bread!
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Ta-da!
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Yay!
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Get it while it's hot!
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It's a fire sale!
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Now, who wants to buy some fun?
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That's it!
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I'm going where there
won't be any fun!
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Work.
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What? Wait a minute.
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Doh! My cornea!
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Something's wrong
with this money.
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I better go tell Mr. Krabs.
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What?
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I'm not cleaning that up.
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What's wrong, Squidward?
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Huh?
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Why do your teeth
look weirder than usual?
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Rubber teeth.
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And this is a rubber spill.
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And rubber money.
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I bought all these pranks
from your dad.
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Aren't they hilarious?
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Mr. Krabs!
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SpongeBob is being
obnoxious again!
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Huh? Gyah!
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Got ya! It's my famous
rubber boss!
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For only 99.99!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Hey, Squidward!
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Your dad sold me
this giant water balloon!
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Only 49.99!
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Catch!
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Oh, no.
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It's full
of jellyfish!
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Now to do something I should've
done a long time ago.
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Beautiful baby.
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So, daddy dearest.
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You like pranks, do ya?
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I'll give this some pranks
you'll never forget!
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Morning, son.
Looking chipper as always.
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I have a present for you,
Father.
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For me?
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You shouldn't have.
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Oh, but you really deserve it.
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I wonder what it could be.
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Ow!
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A surprise boxing glove?
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I love it!
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And a cream pie?
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With itching cream!
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And a stink bomb too!
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Uh-oh.
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Son! This is it.
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The ultimate gag!
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Ow!
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- Whoa!
- Not my pinky!
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Pretty funny, right?
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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Here, knock yourselves out.
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Yeah!
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You certainly take
after your old man.
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Ow!
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I'm so proud of you for
figuring out my ultimate gag.
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Now I can share it
with the world!
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Ow!
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I'll just go pack up my things
and head out.
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Really? That's all I ever wanted
to hear you say.
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Got ya!
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Ha. Ha.
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