Original subtitles

-[seagulls cawing] -Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

[kids] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[Painty] ♪ Absorbent, and yellow, and porous is he ♪

[kids] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[Painty] ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

[kids] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[Painty] ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants -♪ Ready? ♪

[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[Painty] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[Painty laughing]

-[flute playing] -[song ends]

-[waves lapping] -[seagulls cawing]

[jaunty tropical music]

[Gary snoring]

[spy music]

[snoring continues]

[SpongeBob grunts]

Hmm?

Perfect.

-Ha! Huh? -[phone ringing]

Yes, who is it?

Hey, SpongeBob!

Oh, hi, Patrick. What's going on?

Just getting dressed.

You wanna hang out?

Oh, I can't right now.

It's a big day for Gary.

His snail-mitzvah already?

No, that's tomorrow.

Today he's going to the V-E-T.

Oh, I'd join you, but I'm not dressed for the zoo.

The vet, Patrick.

Gary hates going to the vet for his checkup,

so I always have to trick him into the pet carrier.

[sniffing, chomping]

[happy meow]

[chomping]

I left a trail of SnailPo treats around the bathroom...

[meow]

...down the stairs...

[chomping]

...through the living room...

...and into the kitchen,

where he'll find a pile of treats right inside...

[grunts] his pet carrier!

Gotcha, Gary!

You still there, Patrick?

Still here!

-[loud chewing] -Patrick?

Great plan, SpongeBob!

[vacuum noise]

Gary's gonna fall for it for sure!

[burps, licking]

[meow]

Oh, uh, hey, Gary.

-[dramatic sting] -[meow]

Let me just...

[yowls angrily]

Ah!

This is gonna be harder than I thought.

More snail food, please!

Okay, Gary,

time for an innocent walk with no ulterior motive.

[hisses, yowls]

I'm sorry, Gary,

but you need to... see your doctor!

[loud thud]

[blows raspberry]

Oh, barnacles.

Perhaps I'll need a ruse that's even rusier.

[SpongeBob grunting]

[door creaks]

Oh, Gary, you're here!

Forget that silly veterinarian!

I booked a big tropical vacation just for the two of us!

[sheepish laugh]

Won't it be nice to just get away for awhile and relax?

So just get into that vacation carriage and we can take off!

Come on, Gary, just get in that pet carrier...

-[angry meow] -Oh, hi, Gary.

-[hisses] -Whoa!

Gary! Let me out, boy!

Be a good snail!

[French narrator] Two weeks later...

-[meow] -Okay, okay, I'll admit it.

I feel rejuvenated. Hmph!

[cheerful music]

Look, Gary! This letter came for you!

It's an invitation to a big party

at Snail Fail's house!

He is the most famous snail in town,

and you're his VIP!

Oh? [nervous laugh]

-[angry meow] -[horn honks]

He even sent a limousine!

Meow!

[British accent] After you, my good snail...

Pretty fancy, huh?

A pity we'll have to cancel that vet appointment,

but there's no way we could miss--

Patrick?!

Yeah, I'm pretty hard to miss.

Hey!

-Gary! Uh... -[meow]

[grunting]

[metal smashing]

[meow]

-Ouch. -Ow...

[TV Announcer] And now back toSnails of Our Lives.

[kissing sounds]

[sentimental piano music]

Hmm. If I can't convince Gary by lying to him,

I'll have to convince him with brutal honesty!

Here comes... the guilt trip.

[TV Announcer] Next time onSnails of Our Lives...

-[female snail] Meow? -[male snail] Meow.

[sniffling]

Gary, I'm begging you. Please go to the veterinarian!

I'm worried sick about you!

Do you want me to be sick, Gary?

Are you trying to send me to an early grave?!

Oh! Gah!

I would do anything for you, Gary!

Anything!

[crying]

[wailing]

[award announcer] And the winner for best acting is...

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Oh! Oh, my! Thank you!

It was an honor just to be nominated.

If you had told me eleven minutes ago

that little old SpongeBob would win an award for anything, I--

Wait a minute!

Gary? Double barnacles!

That sneaky snail got away again.

That's it!

I am taking Gary to the vet...

by any means necessary.

No more Mr. Nice Sponge.

[adventurous music]

Time for a snail hunt!

La la la la la!

Hmm...

[lick] Still warm.

[gasp] A fresh kill...

[munching]

Aha! Gotcha!

[surprised meow]

[angry yowl]

[meow]

I see you've fallen into one of the many traps

I've set around the house.

Whoa!

-[shouting] -[angry meows]

[steam hissing]

[drain gurgling]

[shrieks]

Hey, a little privacy please?

Vet time!

[yowls]

[grunts]

[laser buzzing]

[hypnotized meow]

Meow!

Meow!

That's it, Gary, follow the dot.

Let's just think rationally here, Gary. Heh.

[yowl]

-[angry meowing] -[shouting]

[both panting]

[Spaghetti Western showdown music]

[rousing music playing]

[angry meow]

Ooh! [inhales]

Meow!

Gotcha!

[squeaky punches landing]

[veterinarian] Mr. SquarePants?

You may bring in your snail now.

[muffled growling]

Goodness, Gary! What healthy teeth you have!

[chomp, munching]

Ptoo!

Gary, be nice to the kind doctor!

Oh, that's quite alright, Mr. SquarePants.

I know exactly how to handle vicious snails.

[whimpers]

With a...

lollipop!

Meow?

All done.

That's it?

Yep. That's a medical lollipop

full of all the vitamins and vaccinations

a growing snail needs.

See, Gary?

That wasn't so bad after all.

Well, thanks, Doctor.

See ya next year!

Oh, you can't leave, Mr. SquarePants.

You're covered in bites and scratches.

[nervous laugh] Uh, yeah,

Gary did get a little rough on the way over here.

I guess I'll take a lollipop, too!

Oh, no, sponges don't get lollipops.

You don't want to get infected, so you'll need

the full treatment!

[dramatic music]

[screams]

[sigh]

I don't wanna go to the vet!

[crying]

[lively tropical music]

[male fitness instructor] And five! And four!

And three! And two! And one!

Great job!

You've finished your warm-up.

Now pop in another quarter and let's get to the real workout!

Whew!

Just the warm-up today, Mr. Pelican machine.

And now for my next workout...

[deep inhale, blows]

The speed bag!

What?!

[grunts]

Yes!

[groans]

Feel the burn!

Nyah! Burning!

Burning!

[zany laugh]

Ugh!

Oh, yeah!

Today, I am pushing it to the limit!

[groans] Whew!

Whew!

Shoo!

Whew!

[bones cracking]

[chomping]

Time for a new personal best!

[straining]

[groans]

Half... way... there... !

[straining]

[slow-motion groan]

-[thud] -[car horn honks]

-[bell ringing] -[explosion]

[engine revs]

[straining]

I'm pinned!

Okay, SpongeBob, you can figure this out.

Just keep calm!

Hmm. Can't see anything.

I know! I'll let my foot fingers do the walking.

There's gotta be something in here that can help me.

Hmm. Nope, too toothy.

Too spicy.

Too crowbar-y.

Ow! Too snappy!

Ooh!

[chomp]

Oh, no good!

What am I gonna... [gasp]

Gary will save me!

Gary!

-Come in here, buddy! -[meows]

I need you!

[annoyed meow]

Please, Gary?

Oh, Garebear...

[French narrator] One hour later...

Come on, Gary... I need you.

Meow?

Oh, Gary! Thank goodness!

I'm trapped beneath this bar.

Come get it off me, please.

Hurry! Yeah!

You're doing it, Gary!

Just a little closer...

Uh, what are you doing, buddy?

-[snoring] -Aww.

Poor little guy's all tuckered out.

[meowing, snoring]

Uh, not sure this is helping me though.

Wait! Gary always keeps

a journaling pen inside his shell!

[muttering]

Eureka!

"Send help.

I've become trapped under my weights in my upstairs gym.

My name is SpongeBob.

My snail's name is Gary.

Gary is here too, but he fell asleep,

so I'm relying on you, kind stranger."

Soon it'll be just a matter of time before I'm rescued!

[grunts]

Oh, come on!

[bottle whooshing]

[cries out]

Hey! What's the big idea?

Ohh! Alright, who threw this?

Oh!

That does it, wisenheimer!

[phone ringing]

Bikini Bottom Police Department.

How may I protect and serve?

[unintelligible angry muttering]

An assault!

Not in our town!

We'll send a squad boat right away!

To the cop mobile!

[loud squeaking]

Hit it.

[mimics siren sound]

Ha-ha! You hear that, mysterious miscreant?

You are so...

Saved!

Oh, Gary, I'm saved!

[snoring, meowing]

[police radio chatter]

Uh, what was that address again?

-Oh, it's... Squidward! -Squidward!

Man, that guy's always calling.

Yeah, last time it was because of a trespassing

sea-fly in his living room!

Oh, shrimp, there he is!

Duck!

Over here, officers!

What-- What the--?

Well, they did say they were gonna send a squad boat.

[blows raspberry] Idiots.

Oh... they didn't stop.

Must knock bottle out of window!

Ooh, finally I can put these gym tools to use!

[grunts]

Hmm. Nothing left to throw.

[gasp] Except... Gary.

Sorry, buddy, you're my only hope.

[grunts]

Okay, Gary,

try to knock the bottle out of the window.

[snoring, meowing]

Oh, I've really done it now!

All hope is lost!

I've tried everything and failed!

All conceivable chances of escape, exhausted!

[phone ringing]

Oh yeah, the phone!

Sweet Neptune, help me!

I'm pinned under weights in my home gym!

[radio announcer] That's correct!

The song of the day is "Sweet Neptune, Help Me!

I'm Pinned Under Weights in My Home Gym,"

by Scalawag and the Sea Dogs!

Listener, you just won $1,000!

I-I... I did?

Yeah! Ifyou can get down here

to the station in the next 10 minutes!

K-DEEP, we play the hits!

No! Don't hang up!

-[disconnect tone] -Oh, fiddlesticks!

Hm, if I randomly hit numbers with my toe,

I'm sure to call somebody.

[muttering]

-Hello? -Larry!

I need your help. I'm trapped under my weights!

I wish I could help you, bro, but...

Larry's got problems of his own.

[grunting]

[phone rings]

Eh, hello?

-[ringing continues] -Hello?

[heavy breathing] Yes, what is it?

Trapped, you say?

All alone?

And you can't move?

[chuckles] That sounds...

excruciating.

[heavy breathing through phone]

Ew! Uh, sorry, wrong number!

Oh, that's not good.

[French narrator] Many hours later.

H-help... help...

[both] There's no one who can help you now, SpongeBob.

[all] No one!

No... my friends will find me.

How?

They don't even know where you are.

But we know where you are, big silly!

We'll be your friends to the end of your days.

Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

[creepy laughter]

[creepy laughter intensifies]

[honking laugh]

[deranged laughter]

-[doorbell rings] -A visitor?

Oh, I'm saved!

[strained] Come in.

[whimsical music]

Hello?

SpongeBob? Are you home?

Up here.

I'm up... here.

I don't hear anything.

The coast is clear!

-Oh, boy! -[shouting]

This is gonna be the best surprise party

SpongeBob's ever had!

You hear that, Gary?

Soon I'll be free.

[snoring, meowing]

[cheering and laughing]

Eee!

-Hooray! -Arrr!

[faintly] H... H... Help!

[gulps air]

I'm... upstairs.

[chattering]

I wonder what kind of fun stuff is up there?

[exhales]

Saved.

What are ye doing, lads?

Keep your mirth and mayhem downstairs

in the designated party area.

[both] Aye, aye, Captain.

[SpongeBob, weakly] Wait! Come back!

Oh, it's no use.

They can't hear my voice.

But maybe they can hear my foot's voice.

[pops]

[stomping]

[loud chatter]

-[foot stomping] -Quiet!

Do you hear that?

-[rhythmic stomping] -Ooh! I know this shanty!

♪ Sweet Neptune, help me

♪ I'm pinned under weights in my home gym ♪

♪ By Jove, by Jim I tried to be trim ♪

♪ I'm pinned under weights in my home gym ♪

♪ I tried to get buff but it wasn't enough ♪

♪ When the weight had its way, the going got tough ♪

-♪ No shimmy or shim -♪ My quivering limbs ♪

♪ Pinned under weights in my home gym ♪

♪ So, hoist the barbells over lads ♪

♪ They'll sink before they swim ♪

Uh-oh. I knew I should have paid extra

for the shanty-proof floor!

-Whoa! -[singing stops]

[harmonica flourish]

Surprise!

...and that's why I was almost late for work this morning.

Stop your lollygagging and get to work!

Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs, sir.

[grunting, muttering]

Order up!

[laughs]

[end theme music playing]