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- Previously on "Grosse PointeGarden Society"...
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- Apparently, somebody bought
"Lady Justice on Fire."
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- No one's buying
your art, son.
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- But I'm selling it.
- To these two.
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- You know what is real?
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Being the regional directorat the sign company.
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- We won the Southeastern
Michigan Gardening Cup
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ten years in a row until
Bloomfield Hills cheated
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with their geneticallyengineered magnolias.
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- They won us
the cup last year.
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- They came out of nowhere,
gave me a scholarship
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I didn't deserve.
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- You're an investment.
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- I think I'm more than that.
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- I'm just trying to figure out
where I fit in here.
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- You don't.
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- A writing sample
doesn't just magically
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appear on an editor's desk.
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- I put you up for it.
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- What are you,
her life coach, Brett?
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- Please stop.
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- Who knows you better, Alice?
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Your husband or this joke?
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Answer the question.
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- Like she even has to.
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- Come on.
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Him or me?
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Answer the question.
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- Neither!
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I am so beyond tired
of everyone thinking
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they know
what is best for me.
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Oh, she should go to New York.
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No, she should have a family.
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- Can we please just go?
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- I am not going anywhere!
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- Alice, can you please--
- I am not going anywhere.
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Stop!
- Enough, man!
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- So which squares
did you do, honey?
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- All the best ones.
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Who did the sailboat?
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- Marilyn.
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- All for a good cause.
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- Oh.
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- Certainly outdid
yourself, Marilyn.
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- Oh, champagne isn't
even flat this year.
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- How is that
handsome son of yours?
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- Well, Dougie just got a
promotion at the sign company.
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- How exciting.
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- Junior exec in the making.
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- Don't touch me!
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- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Stop.
- Guys. Guys.
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- Back off!
- Stop.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Chill! Chill!
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- He's come a long way
from graffitiing
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the gas station in high school.
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- Oh, that was more
of a misunderstanding.
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Oh!
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- Dougie!
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- Well, I'm happy
he found his way.
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- And we are very proud.
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- We'll make a Grosse Pointer
out of him after all.
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- Mm.
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- Dougie, I understand
you're upset, honey.
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I would really love it if you--
if you would just call me.
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- Mango from
the farmers' market.
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- No, I lost my appetite.
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- He'll come around.
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- How do you know?
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- Because you're a great mom.
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- I know. I know.
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- Your heart is always
in the right place, honey.
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- I know.
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I guess it--
it's not really my fault.
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- So quit being
so hard on yourself
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and have some...
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mango.
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- This never would
have happened
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if you had just
kept your mouth shut.
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- You're the one
that bought his damn art.
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- Well, so did his wife.
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- You should know better.
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- And you should fix this.
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- In every relationship,there's a gardener and garden.
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One nurtures the other.
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You ever gonna paint again?
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What's the point?
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Thanks.
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- The gardener has to providethe right balance
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of attentionto help the garden grow.
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- Any word from the kid?
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- Want anything to drink?
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- I'll take some wine.
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- OK.
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Get me one too.
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- Tend too much, and you'lldrive the other person away.
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- I mean, it still needs
a lot of work,
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especially the part where
my ovaries come to life
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and tie up Patty
and then hold her hostage.
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- It's phenomenal.
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- Really?
- Hilarious, smart.
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It's just--it--
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it's just really special,
Alice.
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- Don't tend enough,
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and your relationshipwill wither and die.
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- No matter who takes home
the cup tomorrow,
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our community gardens
are the real winners.
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- Don't be too nice
to the competition.
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- I have to be the mayor,
Marilyn,
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not just your husband.
- Mr. Mayor, over here.
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- The tricky partis figuring out,
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are you the gardeneror the garden?
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- Madame President.
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- Hello, Theodore.
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- You look so thin from behind.
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Is that a new cologne
I'm smelling,
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or are you using mothballs
in your garden
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to scare off the raccoons?
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- We use deer urine.
- Mm.
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That explains it.
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- She's even more beautiful
this year, isn't she?
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- Mm-hmm.
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It's gonna look stunning
in our trophy case.
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- Aren't we getting
a bit ahead of ourselves?
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- Mm.
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Not when the judge sees
what we have up our sleeves.
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- Ah. He's new.
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Riku.
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No last name.
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- Like I don't know.
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He's a landscaping legend.
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- Did Oprah's estate.
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- Also no last name.
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Like I don't know.
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- Mm.
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You're in trouble, Teddy.
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- Oh, was there a sale
on garden gnomes at Home Depot?
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- Try Ranunculuses from Kyushu.
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- Cute.
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- Oh, you find
Fukuoka hybrids cute?
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- Adorable.
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- Hmm.
- Mm.
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- You're gonna soil
your pink pants.
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- I would,
except my pants are salmon,
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and Bloomfield Hills has
a little surprise of our own.
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- What?
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- Wouldn't want
to ruin your day.
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- Well, your resting
dick face already did.
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- Excuse me?
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- Dish.
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- OK. How much was
that Kohl's card again?
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- She gives me the same one
every year for 50 bucks.
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- Why don't you ever use it?
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- I'm a Gucci girl.
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- OK, then.
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I will see your Kohl's,
your Outback,
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your Linens 'N Things,
and your Dunkin' Donuts
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and raise you $200 at Sephora.
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- Ooh!
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- Is that my birthday present
you're wagering?
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- Forgot to give it to you.
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- All right.
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Let's see what you've got,
Ms. Bradley.
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- Hoo hoo hoo!
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Guess who's not going
Christmas shopping this year?
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- Ah, ah.
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That Sephora's mine.
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- Fine.
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- One more hand?
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- Uh, we gotta get
back to work, so--
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- OK.
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Uh, tomorrow then?
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Yeah?
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- We'll text you.
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- I'll pop by Tory Burch,
load up on gift cards.
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Ooh.
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Should we get a bartender?
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- It's not happening, lady.
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- But that was so much fun.
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- You're missing the point.
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- What's the point?
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- To trash talk our bosses.
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- You do that to my face.
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- But the other girls can't.
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They work for some
of your friends.
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- Those women aren't
really my friends anymore.
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- Well, you could
always play online.
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- It is done.
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- I think
it's our best one yet.
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- So what do we do now?
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- Pray.
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- When did you find religion?
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- I, uh--
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I just really need a win.
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- Mm.
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- Cup's not gonna bring
your car business back.
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Win or lose, it's the journey.
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- Oh, honey,
that's just what losers say.
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- So tomorrow it's just over?
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- Well, there's always
next season.
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- Yeah, but do we, like,
hang out until then?
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Or just heart each other's
Instas until spring?
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- I'm not on Instagram.
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- Catherine.
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We're gonna lose.
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- What are you talking about?
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- They have a secret weapon.
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- So do we.
- Theirs is better.
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- What could be better than
something so valuable
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it had to be smuggled
up Donna's--
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- Ghost orchids.
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- Oh.
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- What's the big deal?
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- They're only found
in Cuba and, like,
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remote Caribbean islands.
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- And now they're
in Bloomfield Hills.
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- Is it today?
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- It is, honey.
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- Why do you look so sad?
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- I just really want to win.
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- But you always say it doesn't
matter if we win or lose.
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- Not when
it comes to gardening.
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The SoutheasternMichigan Gardening Cup
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is awarded by point systemin four main categories.
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- Number one, unityand balance of garden design.
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- Number two, horticulturalelements of the flower,
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such as color, size,texture, and height.
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- Number three,proper maintenance
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such as weeding, deadheading,and overall upkeep.
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- And finally, number four,
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the use of hardscape elementsto enhance
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but not overwhelm the design.
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- Take that, Bloomfield Hills.
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- What did you do?
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- Put us back in the game.
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- They're so--
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- Large.
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- How do I know these guys?
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- So they're called Moai.
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You may recognize them
from Easter Island
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where they represent
the ancestors of the Rapa Nui.
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- No, the mai tais
at Trader Vic's
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come in glasses
just like these.
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- So Buzz got them on loan
from a gallery downtown.
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- What do the Moai have
to do with anything?
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- Well, they--they watch over
and, uh, protect the community.
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- Mm-mm.
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- Excuse me?
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- No.
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- Oh, that sounds,
uh, very negative.
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- You take them back
to whatever gallery
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they came from right now
before the judge gets here.
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- You can't take them out.
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- Exactly.
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Buzz's city workers
already got called away
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for some water main break
on Kercheval, so--
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- They're crushing
the delphinium.
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- And the foxgloves
and the Loropetalum.
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- And the azaleas.
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- You had no right.
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- Catherine,
we had to call an audible.
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- We didn't spend
months and months
263
00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:36,078
on this design
for people to miss work
264
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,881
and soccer games
and family trips
265
00:12:37,947 --> 00:12:40,583
for you to call an audible!
266
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:43,286
- So I did what I had to do
267
00:12:43,386 --> 00:12:45,789
to get the cup back
into our cabinet.
268
00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:47,190
- We are a club.
269
00:12:47,256 --> 00:12:49,459
- Yes, we are, Catherine.
270
00:12:50,928 --> 00:12:53,362
With appointed positions,
right?
271
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President,
vice president.
272
00:13:05,074 --> 00:13:07,778
- OK, so there is a guy
walking towards us
273
00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:10,313
who might be the judge,
or he might be a street mime.
274
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:11,447
I don't know.
275
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:12,582
It's a weird look,
and I don't feel good about it.
276
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:13,784
- OK.
OK, OK, OK, Riku.
277
00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:15,719
Riku!
278
00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,721
Ah, Riku, gosh.
279
00:13:17,821 --> 00:13:21,290
Welcome
to our enchanted garden.
280
00:13:32,736 --> 00:13:34,337
- Knock, knock.
281
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,138
They let you take lunch
around here?
282
00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:37,708
- I gotta work, Dad.
283
00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:39,108
- Thought you might say that.
284
00:13:45,515 --> 00:13:49,685
I got chicken for you.
285
00:13:49,753 --> 00:13:52,054
- Um, Mom send you?
286
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:53,724
- Come on, Dougie,
this is stupid.
287
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,358
- Hmm.
288
00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:57,159
- I mean,
I'm in a tough spot here.
289
00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:58,729
- Always cleaning up
her mess, yeah.
290
00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:00,563
- Well, I am her husband.
291
00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:01,832
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:03,767
And you are my dad.
293
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,769
- Come on, Dougie.
294
00:14:05,836 --> 00:14:07,303
Can't we just get back to being
295
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:10,774
a normal dysfunctional family
again?
296
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:15,278
- You let her spend
all your money humiliating me
297
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:17,446
because you're her lapdog.
298
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,218
- You did it to yourself.
299
00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:23,386
- What?
300
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:25,121
- I should have never
sent you to that art camp.
301
00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:27,691
- What does Interlochen
have to do with any of it?
302
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,026
- You come home
with some trophy,
303
00:14:29,091 --> 00:14:30,459
and next thing we know,
you have facial hair
304
00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:31,427
and a tribal tattoo.
305
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:33,797
- I don't even know
what that means.
306
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,799
- What is so bad
about this, huh?
307
00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:37,034
You're making money.
308
00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:38,100
You're climbing the ranks.
309
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,938
- Just like you always wanted.
310
00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:42,873
- Someday,
you're gonna realize
311
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,106
you should be
thanking your mother
312
00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:45,608
for shaking some sense
into you.
313
00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:48,879
- OK.
314
00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:51,280
Lunch is over.
315
00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:08,464
- Mm.
316
00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:10,033
- Leave some for other people.
317
00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,334
- But I'm hungry.
318
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:12,736
- There's a full dinner.
319
00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:15,171
You have to come with me.
320
00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:17,040
- What happened?
321
00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:18,207
- It's Doug.
322
00:15:18,274 --> 00:15:20,676
- Is he OK?
- No.
323
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,793
- Unique choice.
324
00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:41,530
- Well, we felt it brought
a spiritual significance.
325
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:49,171
- The craftsmanship...
326
00:15:49,271 --> 00:15:51,742
is exquisite.
327
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,978
- Thank you so much.
328
00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:02,953
- Stunning.
329
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,687
No other club was able
to get their hands
330
00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:06,322
on marigolds this season.
331
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,827
- You've just got to know
where to look.
332
00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:12,996
Marigolds!
333
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,704
- These beds...
334
00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:22,939
are impeccably groomed.
335
00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:26,710
- We're very proactive
when it comes to weeding.
336
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:34,216
- Am I hallucinating?
337
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:37,219
- Um, could be the pollen.
338
00:16:37,253 --> 00:16:39,856
- How did you get
Japanese Ranunculus
339
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:41,692
to grow in this climate?
340
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:44,293
- They just needed
a little encouragement.
341
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,797
You're the sexiest sapling
I've ever seen.
342
00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:50,834
- Is that a smile?
343
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,501
- It's not not a smile.
344
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:55,604
- It seems like
more of a smirk.
345
00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:57,306
- Is that good or bad?
346
00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:06,248
- We're getting all 10s.
347
00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:07,884
- Wh--
- How do you know?
348
00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:10,386
- Donna used to do handwriting
analysis for a friend of hers
349
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:12,823
that worked in the Bureau,
and she said she could tell
350
00:17:12,856 --> 00:17:15,257
by the way the pen was moving.
351
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,127
- We just might
have a shot at this thing.
352
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,897
- You're welcome, Catherine.
353
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,065
- Oh.
354
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,002
- Oh.
355
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,938
Whew.
356
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:29,338
- You guys win?
357
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,976
- We won't know till later.
358
00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:34,811
- Ooh, brutal.
- Yeah.
359
00:17:34,878 --> 00:17:36,345
The events are all spread out.
360
00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:37,781
- Mm, like a bar mitzvah.
361
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,118
What are you doing?
362
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:44,855
- I'm reading
your takedown of my mom.
363
00:17:47,389 --> 00:17:49,126
- Oh, it's nothing.
364
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,494
Yeah, I was just venting.
365
00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,764
- Yeah. Why did you write this?
366
00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:57,266
- I don't know.
367
00:17:59,401 --> 00:18:02,404
It's just built up.
368
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,908
- You put every horrible thing
that she's ever done in here.
369
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:08,577
- OK.
370
00:18:08,644 --> 00:18:11,380
Well, it's like
the news, right?
371
00:18:11,447 --> 00:18:13,649
There's always an angle,
372
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,620
depending on which site
you're on.
373
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,999
- Well...
374
00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:31,268
you've always been right
about my mom.
375
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,736
- I have?
376
00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:33,970
- Yeah.
377
00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:37,908
I mean, they're selfish
and materialistic and judgy.
378
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:41,677
They--they think they're
better than everyone else.
379
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,680
- How many of those
have you had?
380
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:48,919
- Enough to make me realize
that they're monsters.
381
00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,595
Wouldn't it be great
if everyone in town read this?
382
00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:01,932
- Are you kidding me?
383
00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:06,136
No, Patty wouldn't be able
to set foot in the village
384
00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:07,737
without people pointing.
385
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:10,740
- Bye-bye to their favorite
table at St. Clair Grille.
386
00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:11,975
Yeah.
387
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:14,410
- Oh, the quilting circle
would have a lot to talk about.
388
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:16,079
- Oh, enough
for so many quilts.
389
00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:17,747
- So many.
- Yeah.
390
00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,889
- They'd never
speak to us again.
391
00:19:27,389 --> 00:19:30,827
- And how is that a bad thing?
392
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,335
Mm.
393
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,343
- Looking for one of these?
394
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,745
- Always.
395
00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:51,982
- Haven't seen you
at the tennis club lately.
396
00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:54,084
- Because you guys
kicked me out.
397
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,920
- Water under
the bridge, ladies.
398
00:19:57,053 --> 00:19:59,356
- Well, cheers.
399
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,359
- So...
400
00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:04,761
how's the gardening?
401
00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:09,099
You mean community service.
402
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,267
- Call it what you want.
403
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,002
Those pampas plumes are gorge.
404
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,336
- Who knew you had such an eye?
405
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,670
- Oh.
406
00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:18,174
I missed you bitches.
407
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,209
- Samesies.
408
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,780
- Any room on the gala
invite list?
409
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,515
- You know,
for some old friends.
410
00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:34,257
- I'm sure I could get Marilyn
to move a few names around.
411
00:20:34,324 --> 00:20:36,826
- To old friends.
412
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,361
- To old friends.
413
00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:40,562
- Welcome, everyone.
414
00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:44,968
It's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
415
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:49,906
I'd like to thank
all the garden clubs here today
416
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,409
for bringing
their communities together
417
00:20:52,474 --> 00:20:54,711
while beautifying their cities.
418
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:58,081
- Where have you been?
419
00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:59,249
- Ending my social penance.
420
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,649
- Cool. Where's my beer?
421
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,052
- Oh. Sorry, I forgot.
422
00:21:02,118 --> 00:21:03,619
We can share.
- Shh!
423
00:21:03,686 --> 00:21:09,826
- And what a privilege it is
to have our honored judge,
424
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,495
Riku, renowned horticulturalist
425
00:21:13,562 --> 00:21:16,199
and landscaper to the stars,
426
00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:19,035
decide this year's cup winner.
427
00:21:19,102 --> 00:21:20,737
- Riku.
428
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,042
- Oh, my God, this is torture.
- Mm-hmm.
429
00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:27,509
- OK, let's get to it already.
430
00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:32,349
- And this year's winner...
431
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:35,418
was not an easy decision.
432
00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:37,253
- Come on.
433
00:21:37,287 --> 00:21:40,023
- The difference between
the winner and the runner up
434
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:43,093
was a mere three points,
435
00:21:43,126 --> 00:21:44,861
but there is only one
436
00:21:44,961 --> 00:21:48,999
Southeastern Michigan
Gardening Cup,
437
00:21:49,065 --> 00:21:51,201
and this year it goes to--
438
00:21:51,301 --> 00:21:53,737
- Donna, hold my clutch for me
when I'm up there, please.
439
00:21:53,837 --> 00:21:56,605
- The Bloomfield Hills
Garden Guild!
440
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,968
I know.
441
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:26,369
- To work this hard?
442
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:27,370
- And then, poof.
443
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,471
It's just gone.
444
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:31,141
- How did this happen?
445
00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:34,277
- Cultural appropriation.
446
00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:35,478
- What?
447
00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:37,347
- 'Cause of Stonehenge
over there.
448
00:22:37,447 --> 00:22:40,116
- They took eight points off
for hardscape?
449
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,017
- We would have won.
450
00:22:41,084 --> 00:22:42,118
- Yeah, that would
have been better.
451
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,420
Yeah.
452
00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:44,954
Marilyn did us dirty.
453
00:22:45,055 --> 00:22:46,389
- Two years in a row.
454
00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:48,691
- Why do we keep letting her?
455
00:22:48,725 --> 00:22:50,093
- She's the president.
456
00:22:50,193 --> 00:22:51,560
- Doesn't have to be.
457
00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:56,032
- Donna?
458
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,402
Did you say something?
459
00:22:59,469 --> 00:23:01,071
- I've never heard
her speak before.
460
00:23:01,137 --> 00:23:02,338
- None of us have.
461
00:23:02,372 --> 00:23:03,873
- Weirdly louder
than I imagined.
462
00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:10,947
- We can impeach Marilyn.
463
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,348
- Says who?
464
00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:17,153
- There's a bylaw from 1957.
465
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,956
- Someone's been thinking
about this for a while.
466
00:23:21,424 --> 00:23:22,926
- When faced with
a dereliction of duty,
467
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:26,429
the garden society can hold
a vote of no confidence.
468
00:23:26,529 --> 00:23:28,164
- It's that easy?
469
00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:30,599
- But it has to be unanimous.
470
00:23:30,632 --> 00:23:34,170
- Um, how would we even--
471
00:23:34,237 --> 00:23:36,172
- Raise your hands
if you want to replace
472
00:23:36,239 --> 00:23:39,142
Marilyn with Catherine!
473
00:23:53,456 --> 00:23:56,059
With your vote, she's out.
474
00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:06,002
- So who's gonna tell Marilyn
that she's been impeached?
475
00:24:06,102 --> 00:24:08,204
- It feels like a job
for our new president.
476
00:24:16,546 --> 00:24:18,615
- Dougie always said
you liked to write here.
477
00:24:18,647 --> 00:24:19,782
- Oh, yeah.
478
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:22,352
Just, um, hard to be creative
479
00:24:22,418 --> 00:24:25,321
in my, uh--my classroom.
480
00:24:25,388 --> 00:24:26,356
- Get you a refill?
481
00:24:26,456 --> 00:24:28,191
- No, I'm good.
482
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,359
- Oh.
483
00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:30,960
Any snacks?
484
00:24:33,129 --> 00:24:35,565
You OK, Keith?
485
00:24:35,632 --> 00:24:37,834
- May I?
- Yeah.
486
00:24:44,574 --> 00:24:47,510
- I admire what you
and my son have.
487
00:24:47,544 --> 00:24:49,212
- Thank you.
488
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,381
- Dougie really trusts you.
489
00:24:55,485 --> 00:24:59,088
- I can't get him
to forgive you guys.
490
00:25:05,094 --> 00:25:07,964
- When Patty
was a weather girl,
491
00:25:07,997 --> 00:25:10,500
she worked with Skip Harding.
492
00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:12,435
- Oh, the one
who covers sports?
493
00:25:12,502 --> 00:25:13,603
- Yeah.
494
00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:15,038
Weeknights, 6:00 and 11:00.
495
00:25:15,104 --> 00:25:16,272
- Yeah.
496
00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:23,846
Was he the one
who sexually harassed her?
497
00:25:25,615 --> 00:25:27,116
- More mutual.
498
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:28,251
- Oh, my God.
499
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,919
- Not much harassment.
500
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,322
Yeah, just the sex part.
501
00:25:32,355 --> 00:25:34,390
- No, I, uh--I get it.
502
00:25:35,892 --> 00:25:39,195
- Anyways, um,
to save our marriage,
503
00:25:39,262 --> 00:25:43,399
we decided that she would quit
the station and have a baby.
504
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,236
- Sounds healthy.
505
00:25:47,971 --> 00:25:51,074
It's what we people do here
to avoid our real problems.
506
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:54,143
- Patty, uh,
left out those details.
507
00:25:55,778 --> 00:25:57,647
- Not surprised.
508
00:25:57,747 --> 00:25:59,882
- Does Doug know any of this?
509
00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:11,828
- He's... all I have, Alice.
510
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,270
- I'm sorry.
511
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:28,344
- I should let you get to it.
512
00:26:28,411 --> 00:26:30,313
So what are you writing about?
513
00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:34,984
- Uh, just a little
Grosse Pointe satire.
514
00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:37,654
- Well, I play golf with
the editor of "The Gazette."
515
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,255
- Really?
516
00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:43,026
- It's not New York, but if you
ever want to get it out there.
517
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:47,897
- I don't think now
is the right time.
518
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,632
- You just let me know.
519
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,777
- ...trying to kill him!
520
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,245
- Brett, come on!
521
00:27:02,345 --> 00:27:03,379
- Someone do something.
522
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,614
- Oh, my God, stop!
523
00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:06,115
No!
524
00:27:06,215 --> 00:27:08,084
- Knock it off!
525
00:27:08,184 --> 00:27:09,085
- Doug. Doug!
526
00:27:09,185 --> 00:27:10,286
- Oh, my God.
527
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,587
- Your son's a psycho!
528
00:27:11,654 --> 00:27:13,623
- Get the hell out of here.
529
00:27:13,724 --> 00:27:15,491
- How could you?
530
00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:16,826
Tonight?
531
00:27:16,893 --> 00:27:18,796
Do you have any idea
how this looks?
532
00:27:18,895 --> 00:27:20,196
- That's enough, Patty.
533
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,831
- Look at you, destroying
property like some--
534
00:27:21,864 --> 00:27:23,232
like some drunk hooligan.
535
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,534
- Patty!
536
00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:26,536
Leave the kid alone.
537
00:27:34,477 --> 00:27:35,511
- Dad!
538
00:27:40,183 --> 00:27:41,250
Are you OK?
539
00:27:41,317 --> 00:27:42,618
- What do you think?
540
00:27:43,853 --> 00:27:46,489
- Hey, uh--
541
00:27:46,589 --> 00:27:48,124
Dad?
542
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,627
- You were finally
on track, Dougie.
543
00:27:51,729 --> 00:27:52,995
You're gonna throw
this all away
544
00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:55,164
because some guy mad dogs you?
545
00:27:55,231 --> 00:27:56,966
- OK, you don't know
what's going on, OK?
546
00:27:57,033 --> 00:27:59,035
- I know whatever it is,
it doesn't excuse you
547
00:27:59,102 --> 00:28:01,204
from behaving
like some escaped gorilla.
548
00:28:02,271 --> 00:28:04,941
- He's in love
with my wife, Dad.
549
00:28:19,522 --> 00:28:20,858
- Does she feel the same way?
550
00:28:20,957 --> 00:28:23,025
- I don't know anymore.
551
00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:34,303
- Just get an Uber, OK?
552
00:28:38,441 --> 00:28:40,143
- Thanks for, um--
553
00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:45,615
You know.
554
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:47,250
- Yeah.
555
00:28:53,556 --> 00:28:55,091
Just go.
556
00:29:21,651 --> 00:29:23,085
- I'm here to see Marilyn.
557
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,956
- Right this way.
558
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,664
She's in here.
559
00:29:40,871 --> 00:29:44,942
- Marilyn,
we've all been talking.
560
00:29:45,007 --> 00:29:47,443
- Oh, I'm sure you have.
561
00:29:50,379 --> 00:29:52,048
- We've been trying
to figure out
562
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:55,919
the best path forward
for us as a club.
563
00:29:55,953 --> 00:29:57,754
- Oh.
564
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,592
I didn't offer you coffee.
565
00:30:02,658 --> 00:30:03,593
- Oh, uh, I'm--
566
00:30:03,659 --> 00:30:04,862
I'm fine, really.
567
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,697
- It's no trouble.
568
00:30:18,876 --> 00:30:21,511
- Uh, I think you
forgot the coffee.
569
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:25,681
- Oh.
570
00:30:25,749 --> 00:30:27,617
Yeah, I guess, um--
571
00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:28,952
I guess we're out.
572
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,660
- We've come to a very
difficult decision.
573
00:30:37,761 --> 00:30:38,996
- I'm resigning.
574
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,434
- You're still in that robe?
575
00:30:47,738 --> 00:30:48,604
Hi, there.
576
00:30:48,671 --> 00:30:50,039
- Hi.
577
00:30:50,072 --> 00:30:51,607
- Sorry about the loss.
578
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,042
- Oh, we'll come back stronger.
579
00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:54,878
Just have to make some changes.
580
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:58,214
- You're taking it a lot
better than this one.
581
00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,249
- Guess we all mourn
in our own way.
582
00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:05,288
- Honey, uh, you need
to get in the shower and--
583
00:31:05,354 --> 00:31:07,123
and put your face on
lickety split.
584
00:31:07,223 --> 00:31:09,125
- I'm not going, Buzz.
585
00:31:09,191 --> 00:31:11,127
- Well, I can't do
a ribbon cutting
586
00:31:11,193 --> 00:31:13,797
without my wife at my side.
587
00:31:13,864 --> 00:31:15,498
How can I face everyone?
588
00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:17,433
It's a new cell phone store.
589
00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:21,070
Believe me, no one cares
about your flower contest.
590
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,206
- Then why don't you take Tara?
591
00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:29,111
- Don't embarrass yourself
in front of your friend.
592
00:31:29,145 --> 00:31:33,683
- Please, just do
not expect me to go.
593
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,986
- It's your job, Marilyn.
594
00:31:40,623 --> 00:31:42,993
- Maybe you can talk
some sense into her.
595
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,995
I'll be waiting in the car.
596
00:31:56,172 --> 00:31:58,041
- Being the mayor's wife is--
is, uh--
597
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,710
it's a full-time job.
598
00:32:04,014 --> 00:32:05,581
- To him.
599
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:10,553
- He needs me.
600
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,768
- We need you more.
601
00:32:27,503 --> 00:32:29,472
- Why?
602
00:32:29,538 --> 00:32:31,808
- Because, well,
he may be the mayor,
603
00:32:31,842 --> 00:32:35,012
but you...
604
00:32:35,045 --> 00:32:36,445
are the goddamn president
605
00:32:36,479 --> 00:32:38,614
of the Grosse Pointe
Garden Society.
606
00:32:41,818 --> 00:32:44,721
But you're really gonna need
to up your design game
607
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,957
for next year.
608
00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:49,492
- Well, you know,
I really love a koi pond.
609
00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,631
- And even though the Tigerspulled it out in the ninth,
610
00:32:55,699 --> 00:32:57,868
it wasn't enough to getthem into the playoffs.
611
00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:01,004
Seats will be empty atComerica Park for another year.
612
00:33:01,038 --> 00:33:02,271
I'm Skip Harding.
613
00:33:02,338 --> 00:33:03,740
Back to you, Skylar.
614
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,241
- Hi.
- Hi, baby.
615
00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:11,848
Oh, my goodness.
616
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,051
I thought we were
going out tonight.
617
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,652
- This is for tomorrow.
618
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,387
- This is, um--
619
00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:20,456
this is more food
than Thanksgiving.
620
00:33:20,489 --> 00:33:22,759
- I invited your parents.
621
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:23,960
- You did what?
622
00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:25,162
- Yeah, I've been thinking--
623
00:33:25,194 --> 00:33:26,897
- Come on, Alice.
624
00:33:26,997 --> 00:33:29,066
- They're not gonna be around
forever.
625
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,101
- That doesn't excuse
what they did.
626
00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:33,636
- Well, the more you
push someone away,
627
00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:35,538
the harder it is
to get them back.
628
00:33:35,604 --> 00:33:38,108
- Yeah, I'm kind of
OK with that.
629
00:33:38,175 --> 00:33:40,944
- Well, I thought
I was with my mom too.
630
00:33:42,211 --> 00:33:44,014
- It's not the same.
631
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,654
- What if we had a baby?
632
00:33:51,722 --> 00:33:53,622
- Um...
633
00:33:55,558 --> 00:33:58,561
I didn't know
that was on the table.
634
00:33:58,627 --> 00:34:01,031
- Someday, maybe.
635
00:34:01,064 --> 00:34:04,034
- OK.
636
00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:06,235
Wow.
637
00:34:06,302 --> 00:34:10,673
- I would want our kid
to have grandparents.
638
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,577
- Wouldn't you?
639
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:21,051
Do I have to be nice?
640
00:34:21,151 --> 00:34:23,519
- I never am.
641
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,026
- I am just saying,
642
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,261
Turks and Caicos crushed
St. Kitts.
643
00:34:32,328 --> 00:34:33,562
- Oh, that villa.
644
00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:34,663
- That view.
645
00:34:36,265 --> 00:34:38,001
- How are your kids?
646
00:34:38,068 --> 00:34:39,668
- Ew.
- Huh?
647
00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:45,441
- My son just decided to study
in Shanghai for a year.
648
00:34:45,508 --> 00:34:46,509
- Ooh!
649
00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:48,178
That's a sexy place to visit.
650
00:34:48,245 --> 00:34:50,412
- I don't like Chinese food.
651
00:34:50,513 --> 00:34:53,884
- My little princess just
wrapped my BMW around a tree.
652
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,118
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
653
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,721
I've been in a rental
for three weeks.
654
00:34:57,788 --> 00:34:59,388
- But is she OK?
655
00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:00,757
- She's fine.
656
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:02,291
It's what she does
to get even with me.
657
00:35:02,358 --> 00:35:04,261
- Why I sent mine
to boarding school.
658
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,962
- Isn't Brian, like, ten?
659
00:35:06,029 --> 00:35:07,264
- Oh, yeah.
660
00:35:07,329 --> 00:35:08,799
Get them out early before
the problem starts.
661
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,333
- You were the only
smart one, B.
662
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,702
- No babies.
663
00:35:12,769 --> 00:35:14,704
- But she still married
someone in a diaper.
664
00:35:17,274 --> 00:35:18,507
- With a giant piggy bank.
665
00:35:25,215 --> 00:35:26,615
- Your life's the best.
666
00:35:26,682 --> 00:35:27,516
One giant party.
667
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:28,952
- OK, ladies.
668
00:35:29,052 --> 00:35:30,887
Dream vacay.
669
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,555
- Uh, Amalfi Coast. Duh.
670
00:35:32,621 --> 00:35:33,957
- Yeah, but on a sailboat
in the Med
671
00:35:34,024 --> 00:35:36,159
so we don't have to, like,
you know, see the locals.
672
00:35:36,193 --> 00:35:38,128
- Oh, yeah.
673
00:35:38,228 --> 00:35:40,263
- What about you, Birdie?
674
00:35:40,297 --> 00:35:41,497
- Oh.
675
00:35:41,564 --> 00:35:44,400
Um...
676
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,903
Shanghai with my son.
677
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,705
Or Turks and Caicos.
678
00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:52,209
Or anywhere if it meant
he would talk to me.
679
00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:58,614
I mean, if I had a son.
680
00:36:01,483 --> 00:36:02,786
- Are we doing brunch
on Sunday?
681
00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:04,788
- Hell, yeah.
Blood orange mimosas.
682
00:36:04,821 --> 00:36:06,156
- My favorite.
683
00:36:06,223 --> 00:36:07,356
- Oh, my God,
we should go on your boat.
684
00:36:07,423 --> 00:36:09,259
- It'd be so fun.
685
00:36:09,326 --> 00:36:10,961
- I'm, uh--
686
00:36:14,363 --> 00:36:16,066
I'm gonna go.
687
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,788
- Well, maybe they
were just celebrating.
688
00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:41,690
- He was rubbing
the judge's thigh.
689
00:36:41,725 --> 00:36:43,693
- What part?
690
00:36:43,727 --> 00:36:45,729
- What part of your thigh
are you cool
691
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:48,231
with your pal rubbing
at the bar?
692
00:36:48,298 --> 00:36:49,531
- Mm.
693
00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:50,867
- It's a big accusation.
694
00:36:50,901 --> 00:36:52,401
- Yeah, but we can't
just let them cheat
695
00:36:52,434 --> 00:36:53,703
their way to another cup.
696
00:36:53,803 --> 00:36:56,139
- There's no way to prove it.
697
00:36:57,274 --> 00:36:59,675
- Oh, there's a way.
698
00:36:59,776 --> 00:37:01,111
- How?
699
00:37:01,144 --> 00:37:03,545
- Give me a name
and a black light.
700
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,422
- This is outrageous!
701
00:37:13,489 --> 00:37:16,026
- It's a clear ethics
violation, Clark.
702
00:37:16,126 --> 00:37:17,526
- You want to talk ethics?
703
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:20,030
Who stole last year's cup
out of our trophy case?
704
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:22,332
- OK, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
705
00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,000
But even if I did,
you stole it from us
706
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:26,535
with your genetically
engineered magnolias!
707
00:37:26,602 --> 00:37:28,705
- Well, there's no rule against
fraternizing with a judge.
708
00:37:28,772 --> 00:37:31,507
- More like frenching,
huh, Theodore?
709
00:37:33,475 --> 00:37:36,313
- Well, it all depends
on when it started.
710
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,647
- Not that it's any
of your business,
711
00:37:38,681 --> 00:37:40,449
but Riku and I met
at the awards ceremony
712
00:37:40,516 --> 00:37:41,952
and just happened
to hit it off.
713
00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:44,254
- Oh, please.
You've been boning that man
714
00:37:44,321 --> 00:37:45,587
six ways from Sunday
for months.
715
00:37:45,621 --> 00:37:47,290
- Is that true, Teddy?
716
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,391
- Pure rubbish.
717
00:37:48,457 --> 00:37:49,693
- So I'm crazy then?
718
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:54,130
- Clark, we both know that
roof ain't nailed tight.
719
00:37:57,434 --> 00:37:59,169
- Janetta?
720
00:38:02,504 --> 00:38:04,074
- Who's this?
721
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,109
- My housekeeper.
722
00:38:06,209 --> 00:38:07,978
- Janetta,
why don't you tell Clark
723
00:38:08,011 --> 00:38:12,048
who you saw hot-tubbing with
your employer two weeks ago.
724
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,417
- Do not answer that, Janetta.
725
00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:16,552
- Or what?
726
00:38:16,618 --> 00:38:18,321
No Cinnabon gift card
this year?
727
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:22,092
- I was always very
generous with you.
728
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:23,927
- I have diabetes, you prick.
729
00:38:31,801 --> 00:38:34,404
- So why do we have
to cut all this down?
730
00:38:34,471 --> 00:38:37,107
- To make sure it all
comes back next season.
731
00:38:37,173 --> 00:38:38,475
- What about you?
732
00:38:38,507 --> 00:38:40,710
- What about me?
733
00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:43,579
- How do we make sure
you come back next season?
734
00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,348
- Don't worry.
735
00:38:45,382 --> 00:38:47,417
I'm a perennial.
736
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,518
- Do you have any idea
what that means?
737
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,390
- I'm coming back.
738
00:38:57,727 --> 00:39:00,964
- As president of the
Grosse Pointe Garden Society,
739
00:39:01,031 --> 00:39:04,300
I am pleased to announce
that Bloomfield Hills was
740
00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:06,269
disqualified this morning.
741
00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:11,307
- Hey, there's your win.
742
00:39:11,341 --> 00:39:12,942
- On a technicality,
but I'll take it.
743
00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:15,178
- And I think
we're all in agreement
744
00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:18,614
that we couldn't have done it
without our fearless leader.
745
00:39:21,117 --> 00:39:23,953
- Well, now, uh, the committee
has sent over some champers
746
00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:25,554
in the pavilion.
747
00:39:26,956 --> 00:39:28,358
Not you, Donna.
748
00:39:28,391 --> 00:39:30,160
You have a second?
749
00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:31,995
- Now you need your win.
750
00:39:32,028 --> 00:39:33,496
- What do you mean?
751
00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:34,998
- What are you gonna do
with that essay?
752
00:39:35,065 --> 00:39:36,332
- Oh.
753
00:39:38,301 --> 00:39:40,036
Absolutely nothing.
754
00:39:56,052 --> 00:39:57,987
- Hey, guys.
755
00:40:05,495 --> 00:40:06,595
- Oh.
756
00:40:08,498 --> 00:40:09,499
- Mm.
757
00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:13,269
- OK, uh, let's open that.
758
00:40:16,739 --> 00:40:19,675
- It looks delicious.
759
00:40:19,742 --> 00:40:22,378
- It's your recipe.
760
00:40:22,445 --> 00:40:24,613
- Thank you.
761
00:40:24,646 --> 00:40:27,450
- I did it for myself.
762
00:40:27,517 --> 00:40:29,219
- Why?
763
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,287
- Because now you owe me.
764
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:35,959
- What do you want?
765
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,996
- You'll be the first to know.
766
00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:45,201
Let's eat.
767
00:40:49,772 --> 00:40:52,641
- Like I said,in every relationship,
768
00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:55,078
there's a gardenerand a garden.
769
00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:30,980
- But being a gardenercomes with power.
770
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,385
- Try the machete.
771
00:41:40,857 --> 00:41:43,893
- If you don't use it right...
772
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,298
- Everything dies.
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