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60th percentile
for height,
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50th for weight.
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Everything looks
right on target.
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Um, where are we with teething?
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Because she's about
90th percentile for screaming.
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Oh, she ain't been that bad.
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Oh, really? You don't hear it
all the way at work?
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Kids can teethe up until
their third birthday.
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Okay, now I may cry.
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Come on, we're halfway there.
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Hey, we're complaining here,
all right?
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Get in the boat.
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I'm telling you,
you're gonna miss this.
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Before you know it,
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she's gonna be
rolling her eyes
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and thinking everything
you say is dumb.
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Ugh.
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Like that.
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You two thinking about
having another one?
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Definitely.
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Uh-oh.
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You really don't want
to have more kids?
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I don't know.
Probably... someday.
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You don't want CeeCee to have
a little brother or sister?
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I don't know. Probably someday.
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Well, if you want them
to be friends,
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that someday needs
to be someday soon.
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Says who?
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Come on, there's a big gap
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between me and Sheldon
and Missy.
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There's a big gap between
you and your brother.
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Me and Connor are good.
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You barely talk.
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Which is why we're good.
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I thought we were
on the same page with this.
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Why? I never said I was ready
to have another baby.
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Well, you weren't ready
to have CeeCee,
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and she turned
out great.
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Hey, and word
on the street is,
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I, too, was
an unexpected blessing.
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(scoffs)
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Look, of course I love CeeCee.
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She's the best, and you...
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have your moments.
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But having another kid
is a big decision.
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Fine. You're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
just assumed you were on board.
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Thank you.
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This is something
we should talk about.
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Agreed.
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I'm ready to
have another kid.
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Yeah, well,
uh, too bad.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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(door opens)
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We're back.
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AUDREY: Hey.
How was the doctor?
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CeeCee's perfect and
Mandy don't want another kid.
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That is not what I said.
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Great, let's go
to the bedroom and get to work.
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Fat chance.
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Y'all are happy
you had two kids, right?
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Of course.
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Jim.
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What, you want me to lie?
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You love both our
children very much.
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Sure.
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Jim.
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I said sure.
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Oh, come on, don't you want
a grandson someday?
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Somebody to play catch with?
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Hey. Do not drag
him into this.
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Yeah, please don't.
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Look, I just got to fill
in at the station.
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There's a good chance
they're gonna call again.
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Now is not the time
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to be rolling around
like a beach ball.
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Fair point.
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Took you forever
to lose that baby weight.
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Again, thank you.
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You don't have
to decide this right away.
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You're both young.
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Well, I'm young.
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Say it again.
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He's so young he don't
even know what he's saying.
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No, I know exactly
what I'm saying.
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Dude, I'm trying to help you.
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Let me help.
I made the baby,
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the perfect baby,
that's the baby.
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Excuse me,
but we made a baby.
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Oh, dude.
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You got anything to
donate to the church?
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Don't think so.
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All right.
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I'm getting rid of
some of CeeCee's stuff
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she don't fit in no more.
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Okay.
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Remember this one
with the little footies?
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So precious.
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I know what you're doing.
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What? I'm just remembering
how cute my daughter was
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when she was a baby.
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She's still a baby.
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Well, not this size of a baby.
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Okay, stop trying to guilt me.
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How 'bout this?
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Why don't we just put
it in God's hands
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and see what happens?
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Put it in your own hands.
That's what's gonna happen.
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Look at this.
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Guy at table two gave me
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50 cents and
his phone number.
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Am I really not even
worth paper money?
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You gonna call him?
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Probably.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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You're happy just having
one kid, right?
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One kid, no husband.
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50 cents burning
a hole in my pocket.
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So happy.
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Georgie's pestering me
to have another baby.
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You don't want
another one?
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Well, not right now.
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Well, then do what
I did with my ex.
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I told him we were trying,
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but I was secretly
still on birth control.
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And, uh, this is the ex-husband
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that ended up having a baby
with another woman?
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You know what?
Here's a quarter.
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Go call someone
else for advice.
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This is the last batch.
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Judas Priest.
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How many checks are there?
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If you'd let me sign your name,
you wouldn't have to do this.
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It's fine.
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You don't trust me?
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Of course I trust you.
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So let me sign your name.
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No.
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Oh, there you are.
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Hey. What brings you by?
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I've got baby clothes
to donate.
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I thought you were gonna
hold on to some of these,
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just in case.
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So did I.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
Just some stuff with Mandy.
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You know, marriage counseling
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is one of the services
I provide.
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Good to know.
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Or you could just
talk to your mother.
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Door's open 24/7.
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If I may,
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the boy might be
more comfortable talking to...
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another man.
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What can he tell you
that he can't tell me?
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Could be bedroom related.
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Yeah, he's gonna talk to you
about his bedroom problems.
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I ain't got no bedroom problems.
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It's just me and Mandy are
fighting about having more kids.
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That is a common issue
with young couples.
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Y-Your father and I had
our struggles with it.
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Which I
counseled you through.
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Sure you did.
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Son, this is something
I've dealt with
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in my own marriage as well.
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Your first marriage?
Is that why she left you?
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No, my-my current marriage.
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Why did that first one leave?
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That's not really relevant.
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My dad always said
she was too hot for you.
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Hey. Selena may have
been beautiful,
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but she was not
out of my league.
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And there was
a language barrier,
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which was a grande problemo.
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Well, I just wanted
to thank you again
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for letting me fill in for
your weather girl last month.
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No, I don't have an agent,
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but I do have
a RadioShack answering machine.
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Okay, well,
you've got my number.
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I'm here, I still fit
into my high school jeans
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and I am not afraid
to show a little cleavage.
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No, thank you.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Oh, I just got off the phone
with the TV station.
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Oh. They call?
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A call was made. Move on.
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They got work for you?
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Not right this second, but
I am at the top of their list,
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so I probably shouldn't
be making any...
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big life changes.
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Like getting pregnant?
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Or a face tattoo,
something like that.
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You believe this?
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Beer tastes better outside.
Excuse me.
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(door closes)
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Look, this is something
a lot of young couples face.
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And I really think
communication is key.
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Where is this coming from?
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Well, I was talking
to Pastor Jeff and--
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You told our business
to Pastor Jeff?
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Well, I didn't mean to.
I meant to tell my mom and--
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You told your mom, too?!
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Your parents know!
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'Cause you told them!
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'Cause I'm good
at communicating!
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(frustrated grunt)
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Georgie...
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I don't want to have
another kid right now.
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Well, when?
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But someday?
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I don't know!
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So maybe not someday?
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Maybe not.
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Well, what if
I'm not okay with that?
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Well, too bad, it's my decision.
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Once again, it's our decision!
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Oop, I thought you were done.
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(door closes)
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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You're in bed early.
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Yeah, well,
you know us old people.
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Oh, come on, I didn't mean that.
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I'm real sorry.
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You want me to sleep
on the couch?
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No. You can stay.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Little warm in here.
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That's better.
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I really am sorry
about what I said before.
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Which part?
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Well, having another kid
is your decision.
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It's your body
and I support that.
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Thank you.
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(sighs)
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Love you, too.
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Man, it's still
hot in here.
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(grunts)
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(relieved sigh)
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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I was hot.
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And so are you,
by the way.
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Back on the couch
again, eh?
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Shut up.
251
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(sighs)
252
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(speaking indistinctly)
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Dave Coulier's on tonight.
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Gonna be a good one.
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00:10:43,317 --> 00:10:44,585
What's wrong?
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Little stiff.
Slept on the couch last night.
257
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Again?
258
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First year's the hardest.
Everyone knows that.
259
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Well, you're welcome
to stay here.
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Appreciate it.
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You could have brought
my granddaughter,
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but there's always next time.
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I don't get it.
CeeCee's wonderful.
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Why wouldn't she
want more of that?
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Missy was wonderful
at that age, too.
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Now I'm contemplating
an exorcism.
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(sighs)
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00:11:13,447 --> 00:11:15,616
You don't know
what's gonna happen.
269
00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:17,151
When I got pregnant
the second time
270
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,652
and it was twins?
271
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,221
That was a lot.
272
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:21,822
Eh, twins don't sound so bad.
273
00:11:22,623 --> 00:11:24,558
Although, one of them
was Sheldon.
274
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,229
Sheldon was a gift from God.
275
00:11:28,295 --> 00:11:30,431
A difficult gift from God.
276
00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:33,167
Hey, what are the odds
of me having a genius?
277
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,236
Your father had one.
278
00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,672
He's gone now.
279
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,374
You can tell me the truth.
280
00:11:40,441 --> 00:11:41,842
Is Sheldon really his?
281
00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:43,911
Georgie Cooper.
282
00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:46,547
Well, Sheldon's smart,
tall and thin.
283
00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:48,148
It ain't a crazy question.
284
00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:50,651
He has a twin sister.
285
00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,286
And that's the perfect cover.
286
00:11:58,526 --> 00:11:59,527
Need a hand?
287
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,395
Oh, you could help me
set the table.
288
00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:03,597
On it. Forks on the right,
knives on the left.
289
00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:05,266
Nope.
290
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:07,902
Will Georgie be back for dinner?
291
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:09,369
I don't know.
292
00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:11,438
Will he be back ever?
293
00:12:11,505 --> 00:12:13,440
Of course he will.
294
00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:14,341
Well, when?
295
00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:17,911
When he stops trying
to inseminate me.
296
00:12:19,046 --> 00:12:21,282
You know, I read an article
where women in their 30s
297
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,417
are starting
to freeze their eggs.
298
00:12:23,484 --> 00:12:24,785
Huh. Well, if you're
gonna do that,
299
00:12:24,851 --> 00:12:26,320
would you mind using
the garage freezer?
300
00:12:26,387 --> 00:12:28,389
I don't want your eggs
next to my ice cream.
301
00:12:29,155 --> 00:12:31,325
Okay, can we please
stop talking about my eggs?
302
00:12:31,392 --> 00:12:32,726
I'd like that.
303
00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:35,663
Just want you to know
I'm on your side.
304
00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:38,232
So, if I never have another kid,
305
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,166
you're okay with that?
306
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:42,903
Well, let's not be
throwing "never" around.
307
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,306
I vote for more kids.
308
00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:47,341
My uterus is not a democracy.
309
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,578
Pretty touchy.
310
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,247
We sure she's not
already pregnant?
311
00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:00,621
Thanks for dinner.
312
00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:01,822
'Course.
313
00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:04,325
I'm grateful one of my kids
still wants to eat with me.
314
00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:06,927
That's why I want a bunch.
Up my odds.
315
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,630
Well, we can pray on it.
316
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:12,333
I-I don't know.
God only had one kid.
317
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,734
He'll probably
take Mandy's side.
318
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,503
(phone ringing)
319
00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:20,341
Cooper residence.
320
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:23,344
Oh, hi. Yes, he's still here.
321
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,578
You know, if you and
Georgie need to talk,
322
00:13:24,645 --> 00:13:26,814
I am happy to watch CeeCee.
323
00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:29,350
Not the time? Okay.
324
00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:30,451
It's for you.
325
00:13:31,385 --> 00:13:32,319
Hi.
326
00:13:32,386 --> 00:13:33,754
Hi.
327
00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:35,356
Are you planning
on coming home tonight?
328
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:36,557
I don't know.
329
00:13:36,624 --> 00:13:37,725
I don't really want
to have another fight.
330
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:41,028
So, instead, you're gonna
hide at your mommy's house?
331
00:13:41,095 --> 00:13:42,496
You're at your
mommy's house.
332
00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,031
We live at my mommy's house!
333
00:13:44,098 --> 00:13:45,933
And let's stop saying "mommy."
334
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,535
So you can decide
what I'm allowed to say,
335
00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:50,638
how many kids
I can have.
336
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,373
Anything else you'd like
to decide for me?
337
00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:54,408
Yes. You're staying
there tonight.
338
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:56,710
Great, 'cause my mom's
making a pie,
339
00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:58,579
and it smells delicious.
340
00:14:01,115 --> 00:14:02,816
Do I have to make a pie now?
341
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,020
It... would keep me
from being a liar.
342
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:12,693
You see Georgie, tell him
we're running low on brake pads.
343
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,794
I'll take care of it.
344
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:15,329
Where is he?
345
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,830
I don't know. He'll be in soon.
346
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,432
You don't know where he is?
347
00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:19,633
Did he not come home last night?
348
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,869
(gasps) Did you not
come home last night?
349
00:14:22,836 --> 00:14:24,004
Mind your own business.
350
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,639
Aw, come on,
my business is boring.
351
00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:28,542
Hey.
352
00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:29,743
Where were you
last night?
353
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,446
You told him?
354
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:34,348
And yet I know.
355
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,849
You got anything
better to do?
356
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,651
So where were you?
357
00:14:37,718 --> 00:14:38,719
I was at my mom's.
358
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,388
Hmm. That means fight
with the wife.
359
00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:42,656
Go.
360
00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:49,496
You doing all right?
361
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,732
I don't really want
to talk about it.
362
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,468
Well, no one loves not talking
about stuff more than me,
363
00:14:55,536 --> 00:14:57,805
but, uh, I'm here,
if you want.
364
00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,841
I just feel like this
is a life-changing decision
365
00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:02,443
and my opinion don't matter.
366
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,645
Well, you can't push
something like this.
367
00:15:04,712 --> 00:15:06,513
There's a ticking clock.
368
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:07,614
I know.
369
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,384
I also know that Audrey
didn't want a second kid
370
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,453
till Mandy went off
to kindergarten.
371
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:13,620
Suddenly, the house was empty
372
00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,589
and she couldn't
keep her hands off me.
373
00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,358
And then you had Connor.
374
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,462
Well, sometimes a ticking clock
is attached to a bomb.
375
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,001
(approaching footsteps)
376
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,037
Hey.
377
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:31,138
Hello.
378
00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,641
Can I ask you a weird question?
379
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,844
Kind of my thing, but go ahead.
380
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:39,780
Do you ever wish
you were an only child?
381
00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:41,648
Yes.
382
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:42,982
You were very mean to me.
383
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,985
Okay, well,
not all the time.
384
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:48,021
When I was five, you told me
hot peppers were candy.
385
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,924
We were kids.
386
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,961
What about the wedgie
that twisted my testicles?
387
00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:55,662
Okay, well, they had
barely dropped yet.
388
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:56,797
Remember when you told me
389
00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:58,432
if I jumped off the roof
with an umbrella
390
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,700
I would float down?
391
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,537
Just remember the sound
you made when you landed.
392
00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:06,473
The sound was "snap"
and it was my collarbone.
393
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,077
(phone ringing)
394
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:12,646
Hello.
395
00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:15,015
Yes, this is she.
396
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,484
Absolutely I'm available.
397
00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,019
No problem, I'll be there.
398
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,020
Who was that?
399
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:21,088
That was the news station.
400
00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:22,422
They need me to fill in again.
401
00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:23,991
That's great.
402
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,766
Sorry I wasn't
a better sister.
403
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,003
It's okay.
It made me who I am today.
404
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,906
Don't make me
feel worse.
405
00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:48,081
Hey.
406
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:49,850
Hey.
407
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:50,851
You look nice.
408
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,619
(door closes)
409
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,555
I was only gone one night.
410
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:55,956
You ain't going
on a date, are you?
411
00:16:56,023 --> 00:16:58,458
(sarcastic chuckle) Very funny.
412
00:16:58,525 --> 00:17:00,694
The station called,
they need extra help tomorrow.
413
00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:02,930
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.
414
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:04,598
Yep, see, if
I were pregnant,
415
00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:06,032
I wouldn't be
able to do this.
416
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:09,703
I know, and I want you
to have a career.
417
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:10,904
I just got a little freaked out
418
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,606
because I thought
we were on the same page
419
00:17:12,673 --> 00:17:14,473
about what we wanted in life.
420
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:16,676
Yeah, well, we probably
should've talked about it
421
00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:17,978
before we got married.
422
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:20,547
We can talk about it now.
423
00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:22,816
Okay.
424
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,789
(sighs heavily)
425
00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:31,491
You start.
426
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:34,628
Okay. Well,
I always thought
427
00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:37,497
one day I would
live in a big city.
428
00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,099
Like Miami.
429
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,701
Miami?
430
00:17:41,702 --> 00:17:43,237
What is wrong
with Miami?
431
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,172
Well, for starters,
it ain't in Texas.
432
00:17:45,973 --> 00:17:47,975
Okay, a lot of places
aren't in Texas.
433
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,910
Well,
that's their problem.
434
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,747
So, you never want
to move out of Texas?
435
00:17:53,814 --> 00:17:55,749
No. Plus, in a city
like Miami,
436
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:56,884
you ain't
got no space.
437
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,185
Here, we can get
a bunch of land,
438
00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,519
have some horses...
439
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,188
Ugh, God,
I hate horses.
440
00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:03,190
What? How did I not know this?
441
00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:04,892
'Cause we don't talk.
442
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,895
Okay, so we don't have horses.
443
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,263
We can have a bunch of dogs.
444
00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:13,300
How about just one...
445
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,902
and it's a cat?
446
00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:17,571
You're a cat person?
447
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,704
Meow.
448
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,242
Maybe talking
was a bad idea.
449
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,577
(sighs)
450
00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:25,545
Well, when you
think about it,
451
00:18:25,612 --> 00:18:27,881
not talking
has really worked for us.
452
00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:30,017
It has, hasn't it?
453
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:33,253
I can love you
and not tell you stuff.
454
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,954
I love you because
you don't tell me stuff.
455
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,023
(laughs)
456
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:38,892
Who knows, maybe one day
457
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,994
I'll change my mind
about having kids.
458
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,296
So the door's open?
459
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,965
Sure.
460
00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:46,199
(laughs)
461
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:50,837
I think it's getting
a little hot in here.
462
00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:52,139
Oh, my God.
463
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:53,573
Come on.
464
00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,576
NEWS ANCHOR:
And now, for a live look
465
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,144
at the storm,
let's go to our correspondent
466
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:04,013
on the scene, Mandy McAllister.
467
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,014
(wind howling)
468
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,016
Thank you, Heather.
469
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,185
It's really coming down
out here.
470
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:12,954
There are flood warnings
in effect for the whole county.
471
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,058
As you can see, this small pond
472
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,127
that I've been told
to stand in...
473
00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:24,133
...is quickly filling up
with cold, murky water.
474
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,601
She looks miserable.
475
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,503
We should record this.
476
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:31,107
I'm Mandy McAllister.
477
00:19:31,173 --> 00:19:32,942
Stay off the roads,
478
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:34,343
stay inside, and--
479
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,280
That's a snake,
that's a snake! (screams)
480
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:40,349
That is a big snake.
481
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,350
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