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"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"I am always tip-top. Too cool."

"I am always tip-top. Too cool."

"Whoever sees me says"

"I can conquer
the whole world alone."

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"I am rich and powerful."

"No one can dare confront me."

"I am rich and powerful."

"No one can dare confront me."

"I am all hale and hearty."

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Fake lawyer! Don't you feel
ashamed calling yourself a lawyer?

I wish you also lose your house.

And then you also have
to live as a tenant like me.

And then you'll realize
the problems faced by tenants.

Sir, don't talk like this.

I apologise to you
on behalf of my father.

Then why do you behave
so badly with the tenants..

and later you apologise to them.

Take your keys and
your money and spare me.

What is this sir, you've
paid the rent of only twenty days..

pay for the entire month at least.

I don't want to put myself
in trouble because of you people.

The police doesn't trouble people..

who come from other states so much..

the way your father
troubles the tenants.

He's a lawyer,
he Just spoke a bit extra? - Extra?

I've come across such a lawyer
for the first time in my life..

who speaks more than
a vegetable seller.

I wonder what he eats.

How dare you say that?

Here comes your Hitler. Take care.

Why are you running now?

Says I am Hitler.

Since so long you're
troubling my son.

Tell me what you want to say.

Advocate Dhillon hasn't worn
this black coat Just like that.

He's feeling cold that's
why he's wearing it. - Yes.

What are you saying?

it's not me he's the
one who is speaking nonsense.

Oh my God,
this house is full of fools.

People keep cows
as pets in the house..

but they have Pa in their house.

What did you say?

Pa.

Why are you laughing?
Go and fix him right now, you fool.

Okay I'll fix him right now.
- Yes tell me. Tell me.

Nothing, I was saying,
don't give such high-fi bad words..

give bad words that
we can understand.

Get lost.

Are you happy now?

What have I done?
- Don't trouble the tenants.

You don't allow anyone
to cross even a month.

You're talking about
staying a month..

I wouldn't have
allowed him to speak.

Okay tell me,
are you on his or my side?

From where do I search
new tenants every day?

Do you survive on these rents?

You're fighting with
your father over here..

why don't you go and fight
a case in the court instead.

What did I make you a lawyer for?

Have you made me
some prominent lawyer?

People only come for consultation..

and then they say your father
doesn't even give good advice.

I know law much better than you.

Since your father is a lawyer
I've appointed you as my assistant.

Or else you aren't
worth anything at all.

Since my father is a lawyer no
other lawyer is ready to appoint me.

They think that
perhaps I'm like you.

in our family,
children are like fathers.

Not like the opposite
custom at your in-law's place..

that is one child
is for the family..

and the other is for the neighbors.

What did you say, father? - Nothing.

You will not understand.

I am not a fool.

From the day I've
come into this house..

I've never seen you father
and son talking nicely..

I always see you both quarrelling.

The breakfast is ready, have it.

And for your kind information
you've given time..

to your client at
10 o'clock in the court.

Its 10:30 and you are still at home.

I'm not hungry, shall we leave?
- Why will you be hungry?

You have eaten all my brains.

Has the younger prince
woken up or is he still sleeping.

He just finished his college
studies. Let him sleep.

It’s been three months
I started that business for him.

And that fool hasn't given
me account of a single penny.

I wonder what he is doing.

Stop worrying about him,
think about our work too.

Come on let's go.

Thank God they both left.
- You were awake, Jass?

They don't let me sleep,
sister-in-law.

The cock is cursed unnecessarily.

They both wake up everybody
early in the morning.

Who wants to hear their
nonsense early in the morning.

They are elder to you. - So what?

The father is always
elder than the son.

it would be so nice if
he would've been intelligent.

Since they're intelligent
I've learnt so much from him.

What are you trying to say,
sister-in-law? - Greetings, father.

Did you see Parvati Kaur,
I'd to see such a day in life?

I hardly turned
my back and see what..

these monkeys are saying about me?

Just think.. How will they take
out my funeral if I die like you?

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Why are you looking at me,
he's at fault?

What did I say?
Father is always elder to his son.

You thought that
you'll fool your father?

Dhillon hasn't worn this
black coat Just like that.

You don't have any other colour
that's why you're wearing this.

I'll settle my score
with you later..

you tell me first..
I've opened that shop for you..

will your father go
and sit there? - Okay.

Hurry up, idiot..
and go to the shop.

But I've to attend my friends
sister's wedding for three days.

is that important?

I have to get her married.

it's none of your
business at the wedding.

Since I've passed out of college,
marriages are the only place..

where I meet my friends.

Why are you both troubling
this poor fellow?

This is his age to enjoy.

Call from the client.

Hello.

Yes, you're in the court?
We both are also in our coats.

Yes let's meet. Let's meet.

Let's go.

We had come to take the bag. - Oh.

Let's go.

Till date I don't understand..

why are you so scared of father?

No need to worry, sister-in-law.
Our relationship is such.

We know how our father raised
us after our mother's death.

We Just love to tease
each other all the time and..

that's our way of
expressing our love.

Okay stop talking now
and eat your breakfast.

See what I have cooked today.

But the hen makes this.

I will hit this on you.

I wonder what kind
of drug his mother..

ate when she gave birth to him.

His colleagues have become
officers and he still sleeping.

Get up. Wake up, son.
Its broad day light.

Oh no. it's fun to
sleep under the sun.

Do you function with
the help of the solar system?

That you enjoy with the sun.

Get up soon.

Why are you troubling me?

You are the one who is troubling me.

The whole world is making fun of me.

They say inspector Sikandar
Singh's son is useless.

He sleeps till 12
o'clock in the day.

Then go and explain
to those illiterate people..

that my son has very big dreams.

You need to sleep for a longer
time to see such big dreams.

Stop this nonsense.
Seeing big dreams.

I've told you so many times
to prepare yourself for the exams.

I will get you a Job as ASI.

Low people and low thinking.

Sikandar Singh Tiwana's
son will work as an ASI?

Okay I'm ready to change my name.
You prove yourself.

I Joined as a constable directly.
Am I not an inspector now?

You slogged so hard
to become an inspector.

You used to take care of
the kids of the Deputy chiefs..

till you were a Sub-inspector.

You still stand there in
the traffic giving the tempo bills.

Do you know how shameful I feel?

I tell people that he's
my far off distant daddy.

What do you mean by distant daddy?

What do you mean by
far off distant daddy?

I mean I've three
sisters also on the way.

I can count my seven
generations on my fingers..

who have become something
by working hard.

To hell with the hard
work of such seven generations.

They couldn't even
earn well enough..

so that the eighth generation
could sleep peacefully.

Look if you aren't
going to work then..

nobody will get their
daughter married to you.

Why do you want to bring
anybody's daughter home..

why don't you give
away your son to somebody?

Daddy, I've searched a
girl from a very rich family.

You Just go and leave
me there someday.

You want to leave
your father for a girl?

Think technically.

if we leave the girl
then she'll get married..

somewhere else within a year..

but my father isn't
going to get married..

he's going to stay
there even after ten years.

Shame on your thinking.
How disgusting.

You'll leave your own
father who held your finger..

and taught you how to walk?

Everyone does that. No one holds
the neck and teaches how to walk.

You talk nonsense.

Oh God! Why didn't I die
before giving birth to such a son?

Why didn't I die?

Assume that I'm still not born
you can make your new programme now.

I will not spare you today.

"My rosy complexion
and my intoxicating eyes."

"My eyes.. my eyes..
my eyes did some mischief.."

"and there was a chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

"The girl is prettier than the moon.

She roams around heaving heavily."

"God knows that her beauty
has created chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

"Pretty damsel, that isn't
your fault, God has created you."

"Pretty damsel, that isn't
your fault, God has created you."

"Your eyes are intoxicating.
And all are intoxicated."

"The boys are drunk
without drinking liquor.."

"and there is chaos in the city."

"The boys are drunk
without drinking liquor.."

"And there is chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

"The boys are crazy after me. They
want to give their heart to me."

"The boys are crazy after you and.."

"they want to give
their heart to you."

"Crazy boy,
my beauty is mesmerizing.."

"please yourself by saying this."

"There she goes. There she goes."

"There she goes in style
and there is chaos in the city."

"There she goes in style and.."

"There was chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

"There was chaos in the city."

it has spilled. it has spilled.

Crazy, not spilled. it has spilled.
The liquor has spilled.

No crazy fellow, your friend
has gone crazy over her..

and there is chaos in the city.

There was chaos in the city.

There was chaos in the city..

but for God's sake
you guys shut up..

and let us sleep.

Sorry, sorry uncle. Sorry.

He was not our uncle.
- Whoever he was.

Listen..

what was sister-in-law's name?

Rimpi. - Wow!

Pooja.

Aarti. - What nonsense
are you talking?

Sweety.

What's there in a name?

Why it's not important?

if you know the name
only then you'll be able to..

print her name on the wedding card.

if the name is wrong..

the wedding procession
will go to the wrong place.

You have given me tension.

I'm going to ask her name
very first thing in the morning.

Whose?

Your sister-in-law's.

Why? Are you crazy?

Do you love the
name or sister-in-law?

What's there in a name?

Listen. You should surely
match the horoscopes.

Nowadays girls
believe in horoscopes.

Horoscopes?

idiot, when we were dancing..

our steps were matching
with each other, isn't it? - Yes.

Steps match when horoscopes match.

Which horoscopes? - Ours.

Fool!

it's a modern world.

Where do girls nowadays
believe in horoscopes?

You are cribbing for a horoscope.

My girlfriend has never
believed in a horoscope.

Yours? You also get married quickly.

Both of us will climb
on the same horse.

One horse?

idiot, you are drunk.

I said on the same day.

There was chaos in the city.

"l love you a lot but
I'm unable to say it."

"l can't bear this pain anymore."

"l love you a lot but
I'm unable to say it."

"l can't bear this pain anymore."

"l am in love.
I'm in love. I'm in love."

This is fine. - Yes.

Can you exchange
those flowers? - Yes.

We can attach the flowers
also there? - Yes.

Then it will look nice. - Okay.

Don't touch that.
Please. Don't touch that.- Okay.

I am sorry. - l am not.

What are you looking at?
Do your work. - Yes.

Should I shift the ladder? - Yes.

Spread the carpet over here
and take the crockery inside.

Wow! Very good, Sweety. Well done.

Mahi.

Mahi? At least I
got to know your name.

idiot.

So much anger?

This time the colour will be good.
- It will be good.

By the way.. - Jass..

You will also apply henna?

Henna? I thought
you were reading palms.

Why are you laughing, girls..

Jass, since you have come..

you also get married soon.

We will find a beautiful
girl for you in the wedding.

Sorry aunty, you're a bit late.
I've found my girl.

Who is she?

Sweety.

The girl agreed?

I consider it that she has agreed.

You distribute sweets
in the village..

the boys lives separately
from his family.

At least you both
will enjoy your life.

How can one enjoy
without the family?

You haven't yet dealt with your
mother-in-law and sister-in-law..

that's why you want
to show your better side.

Just spend one day
with my mother-in-law.

is your mother-in-law so bad?

Well actually all the
mother-in-laws are bad.

They're too bad you can't
even imagine how bad they can be.

You can imagine how bad she can be.

I fell like fleeing from there.

I can't stay with my
mother-in-law and sister-in-law.

I don't have a brother-in-law also.

I've one, you can take him.
I'm fed up of him.

The moment he comes
from the gym he..

starts ordering his sister-in-law.

Serve me almond shake.
Prepare soup for me.

I feel as though he exercises
less and makes me do exercise more.

But what shall I say I've
been married for seven years.

I've only one child.
People say its family planning..

but they don't know
its family disturbance.

God saved me,
I'm far better away from the family.

Mahi, you also search
such a boy for..

you who stays away from his family.

Earlier I used to think like that.

But now I'll look for such
a boy who has no family like me.

He should be alone.
- Yes, right. No worries.

She has come. Keep this here.

No problem Jass..

so what if your mother..

father, brother and
sister no one is alive.

Not your fault.

You have not killed them.

if it's not my fault then why
did they go away leaving me alone..

in this cruel world.

Why did they write on
my hand to take care of myself?

I spent my childhood happily
at the child care centre.

But now I've come to know
what a family is my friend.

This is the reason I don't take
you along with me to any wedding.

After seeing so many families
you become upset and you're hurt.

You miss your family, my friend.

I miss them a lot.
I miss them a lot.

I feel very lonely.

I Just fail to understand
what I lacked in me.

No you don't lack anything at all,
my friend.

Though you might have lacked..

some vitamins in your
body during your childhood.

You don't lack it now.

You're handsome, intelligent,
well educated wealthy young man.

You don't lack anything at all,
my friend.

Nothing lacking. Only no family.

He was somebody else.

Strange, who was he?

Be careful.

No problem Jass..

so what if your mother..

father, brother and
sister no one is alive.

Not your fault.

You haven't killed them.

if it wasn't my fault..

then why did they leave
me alone in this cruel world?

Why did they write it on my hand
that I've to take care of myself?

I spent my childhood happily
at the child care centre.

But now I've come to know
what a family is, my friend.

That's the reason I don't take
you along with me for any weddings.

After seeing so many families
you become upset and you're hurt.

You miss your family.

I miss them a lot.
I miss them a lot.

I Just fail to understand
what I lacked in me, my friend.

O you don't lack anything at all.

Though you might have lacked..

some vitamins in your
body during your childhood.

You don't lack it now.

You're handsome, intelligent,
well educated, wealthy young man.

You don't lack anything
at all my friend.

You don't lack anything
at all my friend.

No you don't lack anything at all.

"Just walk away,
as elder aunt is a Jailor."

"Don't come near her,
as elder aunt is a Jailor."

"The bird sings,
shava the bird sings."

"The house is close
by we will raise the wall."

Jass, what are you doing?

Look, I don't want
to talk in riddles.

I talk directly.

When I saw you..

I'm out of control.

You're saved in my heart.

Wherever I go, I see you.

Look, I don't want to talk
in riddles. I talk directly.

Like you, I too don't have a family.

I don't understand
what's happening to me.

When I try to sleep,
I don't get sleep.

When I try to eat
I don't feel hungry.

When people call me, I can't hear.

I keep talking to myself.

Look, I don't want to talk
in riddles. I talk directly.

You please talk in riddles.
Maybe I'll understand.

I love you.
- "l will die. I'll die."

"l will die. I will die."

Shall I have to say, 'Me too'?

Tell me you love me or not?

Tell me yes or no? - Mahi!

Leave me. Coming.

Take this Sweety's number.

Mobile number?

No. Scooter number. Dial it.

I will dial.

Get lost. - Oh gosh!

"Please take the call, Sweety."

"Hearing the beating of my heart..
lift it."

"Sweety, Sweety, Sweety.'"

"Please take the call, Sweety."

"Please take the call, Sweety."

"Please take the call"

"Girl, how do you like our fashion?"

"Girls are chatting through
the internet nowadays."

"Girl, how do you like our fashion?"

"Girls are chatting through
the internet nowadays."

"Say hello or hi baby
to the village boy."

"Please take the call, Sweety."

"Please take the call, Sweety."

"Sweety, please take the call."

"Please take the call, Sweety."

Say yes or no? Say?

Say yes or no? Say?

Say yes or no?

Say yes or no?

it would've been such a
pleasure if you would've come.

Yes. - No everything
went off nicely and smoothly.

Yes very much.
Just hold on. Just a minute.

Okay aunt, I shall leave now.

Mahi, why are you going by bus?

I'll check if anybody
is going towards Jallandar..

I will send you with him.

Just a minute I will call you back.

Yes, I will call you back.

Come, dear.

I'll surely find someone
going to Jallandar.

Okay aunt,
I'm going towards Jallandar.

Jass! Wait son, wait. Come.

Jass, this girl will get
down on the way to Jallandar.

Can you please drop her?

Me? - Yes.

Her? - Yes son.

Yes sure. Please come.

Come on go.

I'll surely drop her
if aunt has told me to do so.

Go carefully. - What
work do you've in the village?

Can't you inform me earlier?

Come on your own by bus.

Shall we leave?

Go carefully, don't drive too fast.

What work did you've in the village?

He only knows because I never
had any work in the city either.

Can't you look at
the road and drive?

I feel there is
less air in the tire.

Why don't you come on my seat?

Drive properly.

Okay your village will
come within twenty minutes..

and you didn't listen to me. - What?

Did you give me
lift for this reason?

You girls act so
innocently at times..

as though you don't know anything.

You can see the road
ahead but can't see my heart.

Jass.

My name sounds so
sweet from your lips.

Now this Jat has become adamant..

he is going to make you say yes.

Come on.

Jass.

Say yes or no?

How are you driving the Jeep, Jass?

Say yes or no?

How are you driving the Jeep?

Say yes or no?

Okay please, drive the
Jeep properly. - Say yes or no?

Drive the Jeep carefully please.

Say yes or no?

Okay fine yes.

"l am deeply in love
with you my beloved."

"l am elated with you."

"My feet touch the ground."

"My eyes hunt for your one look."

"The young village
boys look after the wheat."

"The young village
boys look after the wheat."

"Why are you roaming here?"

"The fields are flourishing."

"The veil on your
head is very colourful."

"Boys with black
suits are after me."

"The tailor has stitched
colourful clothes."

"l have spent sleepless nights."

"Like you I am also restless."

"Your laughter can
be heard till Lahore."

"Your laughter can
be heard till Lahore."

"Your beauty shakes everyone."

"The talks of our
love are flourishing."

"The veil on your
head is very colourful."

Do what you can do.

I won't give back your land to you.

internally you also know
that the land was mine too?

is your name written on the land?

Even your name isn't
written but you've cheated me.

You're telling me as
though I haven't won that..

land from you in court case
but have won it in some gamble.

I will not spare you.

Do what you want to do.
You're getting old..

so do it before
you can't see clearly.

Taji. - Bhola.

Leave it, we haven't come
here to quarrel. - Shut up.

Don't forget, Bhola also
knows how to take revenge.

Get lost,
I've come across many like you.

He knows how to take revenge.

Since I've won the case so
the land is mine. - Yes, brother.

He's coming and fighting
with me for the same reason.

Crazy guy.

Come Jass, I'll introduce
you to my brother Taji.

Yes.

Brother Taji, meet Jass.

Hello.

I shall leave now. Okay bye.

Who is this boy?

What time did you drop her?

I thought that I'll tell
Mahi everything about my family.

What if she gets angry?

I'm scared of her anger.

That's like my brave boy.

I'm telling you that
I'm scared of her anger.

I don't know how to speak to her.

We are there to explain.
What we there for?

Do one thing..

when she goes out
anywhere in the bus..

go and sit in the seat behind her.

The person sitting next to you,
start talking to him like this..

'Father is like this..
Mother is no more..'

'Brother is like this,
sister-in-law is like that..'

She will know of the full family.

You didn't tell her,
but she came to know of everything.

How did you like the idea?

And tell me,
how is your work going on? Okay?

Means you don't like the idea?

Should we change the idea?

I am thinking of changing my friend.

No. Take this fresh idea.

Do this..

Keep a love letter in your
ration card and give it to her.

She'll read your love letter
and see your family photo also.

She will understand herself.

Yes.

She'll tear the love letter
and also the ration card.

The girl will also beat me
and my family will also beat me.

Your love has crossed limits.

Mahi got his clothes
torn after Sohni.

And you can't get
your ration card torn?

Wow! What will my
grand children narrate..

how did our grandfather romance.

People get their head broken
in love and our grandfather..

got our ration card torn.

By the way, you're getting
scared unnecessarily..

there is nothing to be scared of,
go directly and tell her.

A living example is
sitting in front of you.

I don't let my Preet cough.

Preet. - Oh I see,
don't let me cough.

I mean I take care.

if there is a slight cough
I give the medicine immediately.

You are so sweet.

Hi Jass. - Hello.

She believes everything I say.
- Did you say anything?

I said, she's pacified
immediately if she's angry.

I take care of that.

Seeing you even I am hopeful.

Honey, I want to talk to
you about something important.

Okay.

You will have tea and go?

You drink this also.

As you wish. - Sorry, Jass.

Bye! - Bye.

You are so mean. - Yes, I am.

Tell me.

I'd told you, the day the
decision of the land comes..

dad will start looking
for boys for me.

We have lost the case.

And dad is looking for boys for me.

So didn't you tell your dad?

You've selected a
handsome boy for yourself?

I can't lie to my dad.

So you have not selected?

I've selected,
but I can't tell him..

the lie about the handsome part.

You know, I can't talk
to dad about these love things.

When are you coming to
my house with your parents?

I'll come.. there is some
problem with Daddy.. daddy..

Daddy is in coma. - What?

Uncle is in coma!
And you didn't tell me.

No, no.. I meant com..
com.. completely involved in work.

When he's free, I'll bring
daddy and come to your house.

Quick engagement and quick wedding.

Bring something to eat.

I see. You're in
the business of bricks.

Yes. - Mahi told
me you've no family.

Mahi, I wanted to talk
to you about something.

After this,
we've to talk between ourselves.

First talk to brother.

Look Jass,
Mahi maybe my aunt's daughter..

but she's more than
a real sister to me.

We both also don't have anyone
else besides ourselves. - Yes.

Do you love her?

Yes. - Do you only love
her or will you marry her?

I will marry her but..

He is already saying 'but..'.

See that he doesn't Just
sing songs with you and disappears.

Jass, you don't want
to get married to me?

I do want to, but.. - Again but..

First you stop saying but..

Jass, I told brother
with a lot of confidence.

Mahi, don't misunderstand me,
I really want to marry you, but..

Again but..?
- But first I want to get set.

You can give my sister
two square meals or no? - Yes.

Then you get set later. - But..

But.. now I live with my friends.
- No problem.

After marriage take a separate
room and live separately.

I've also saved some
money for Mahi's marriage..

that will also come to your use.

Now there is no 'but' is there?

Brother, I'd told you..
Jass isn't like that..

Come on, let's go today
to the city and do court marriage.

Today? - Why are you a minor today?

No but.. - Again but..?

Look, the marriage will
take place today or tomorrow..

we are not going to cut it.

Mahi, you understand..
all this so fast?

When I told brother about you,
brother only asked me one thing..

have I chosen the right boy.

Don't make me look wrong, Jass.

You want to get
married to me, right?

I.. I.. - Brother,
a person replies in yes or no.

There are no ifs and buts..

But I did not say 'but'.

it looked like you
were going to say..

Look Jass, when you'd
come to drop Mahi yesterday..

my friends Just casually
asked who is this boy.

Slowly the whole village will ask.

And if anyone raises
a finger on my sister..

I will not tolerate at all.

if you love her, you'll have
to marry her and that too today.

No buts..

Yes Jass.

Sister-in-law,
I'm not coming home tonight..

I'm going for a
party with my friends.

Okay, take care of yourself. Bye.

Okay.

Now God will take care of me.

"Oh my beloved,
these long meetings."

"l will stay awake
for you all night."

"Oh my beloved,
these long meetings."

"l will stay awake
for you all night."

"For you all night."

"l will die. I will die."

"l will die. I will die."

"l will die. I will die."

"l will die. I will die."

Jass..

Let me sleep, sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law?

Yes Mahi, sister-in-law.

Since I have become alone..

all the relationships
come back to me in dreams.

Let me sleep, sister-in-law.

Let me play, uncle.

Let me have a bath, uncle.

I feel very lonely, Mahi.

Now you won't feel.

We both together will
make a beautiful house..

where there will be only me and you.

Only the two of us? - Yes.

But you don't talk in your sleep.
I feel very scared.

'l will not get sleep.'

Jass..

Jass.

You are so strange.

While sleeping you talk and
when you're awake, you don't talk.

Here, have tea.

I will get ready and go with you.

Where? - To the shop. - Shop?

No, people take their wife
to honeymoon after marriage..

and I should take you to the shop?

Never!

What will I do alone in the hotel?

it's a matter of one to two days.

I'll find us a good house,
where you'll be occupied.

What should I do today?

People wanting to give
their house on rent..

give ads in the newspaper.
- Talk to them.

A good house maybe waiting for us.

Okay?

Okay.

How are you? - Fine.

Good morning, sister-in-law.

Good morning, Jass.
You've come? - Yes.

Shall I prepare your breakfast?
- No, I'll take a shower.

it got very late
in the night. - Okay.

This is the one.

Good day.

Good day.

You'd placed an advertisement
to give your house on rent?

Yes. - l have come
to see that portion.

Please come.
I'll show it to you. Come.

How many people are you?
- l and my husband.

Okay.

Come. This side. Upstairs.

Have you decided to insult
me in front of every client?

You told them that we
haven't printed visiting cards.

What was the need to say that?

Couldn't you say that
we've forgotten it at home?

Mother used to say a person
should never tell lies in his life.

Enough. Because of
these small things..

there had been differences
between your mother and me.

Thank god she is no more.

if she was still alive the
differences would increase so much..

that the situation
would come to divorce.

Mother used to say. You idiots
don't listen to your father.

Here they are. - She has
come to take the upper room on rent.

This is Mahi.
This is my father-in-law Mr Dhillon.

And this is my husband Goldie.
- Good day.

Good day.

You have built a beautiful house.

Thank you. - We haven't built it,
the masons have done it.

Houses are built by masons only,
not goldsmiths!

Daljeet, did you tell her
about the rent? - Yes. Rs 7000.

You give us Rs 6500/-.

That's so nice of you. Thank you.

You are welcome.

if its fine with you,
can we move in today?

Today? Who has seen the future?
You can move in right now.

I'll talk to my husband
and get back to you. - Sure. Sure.

You talk to your husband,
I'll make tea and come. - Okay.

Normally you don't
spare anyone Rs 5..

how come you are so liberal today?

Actually son, this girl looks
very similar to your mother Parvati.

if she looks like my mother,
we should bear a loss of Rs 500?

We will consider that we gave a
donation of Rs 500 for your mother.

Donation? - Yes.

While she was alive
she craved for every penny.

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Hello. - Yes Mahi.

Where are you? - At the shop.

Guess what? - What?

I found a house to
stay for us. - Good.

I got it along with the
furniture for Rs 6500 rent.

We won't have to buy anything.
- Very good.

Do you think I'm smart?
- I always thought you were smart..

that's why I sent you
to look for the house.

Listen, listen. Listen carefully.

This time again your favourite..

Mr Charandas is standing
for election of MC.

Strange.

The same announcement is
happening here and also at the shop?

There can be two Charandas
standing for the election.

What are you doing in Model Town?
- I'm standing near the house.

But how do you know
that I'm in Model Town?

The other Charandas
is from Model Town.

Okay.

Now you put Charandas
aside and come here.

Note down the address. - No..

Jass..

I can't move my hands.
Text it to me.

I don't understand one thing..

hearing good news
your hands stop moving.

You talk in your sleep.
While you're awake you can't talk.

You're happy marrying me,
aren't you?

Am very happy.

Fine. Come quickly. Bye.

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Thought of anything? - No.

You stand, I will think. - Okay.

Thought of anything? - No.

Both of us will think.
From here and here.

Idea! I have thought of something.

Go directly to Mahi and
tell her that the house..

in which you're thinking
you're the tenant..

you are the owner of that house.

She will be happy.

I thought you were an idiot..

but you turned out
to be a double idiot.

You think she will embrace me?

She'll remove her slipper and say..

Ranjha, that one used
to graze cattle, you grazed me?

I don't understand
what is happening.

is it bad luck of
seven years? - Yes.

Tell me, that is going on.

We will do one thing.
We will call your house..

and tell them the
tenant that you've kept..

she is not a normal tenant..

she has direct
contacts with Taliban.

We will make a photo
on the computer..

that Mahi is tying 'Rakhi' to Laden.

They will throw her out.

I unnecessarily called you a double
idiot.. you're a triple idiot.

What happened? - What do you think?

They'll throw her out of the house?

They'll call the police
station for a reward.

We will get out of one
mess and get into another.

This is a headache.

Honey. - What?

Idea. - What?

My family hasn't yet
seen Mahi's husband. - Yes.

if someone goes to my
house as Mahi's husband. - Yes.

And misbehaves with
my family. - Yes.

Mistreats them. - Yes.

They will then throw them out.

What a great idea! Amazing!

But the problem is where
will we find such a shameless guy.

What do you mean?

What do you mean? What?

Now such a shameless
guy is available here..

should we go elsewhere
to look for a shameless guy?

is this friendship? - Crazy..

Get lost.

Come.

This is my father. And this
is my brother Goldie. - Hello.

Father, this is my friend.
My childhood friend.

He's the husband of the lady
whom you gave the room on rent.

We met Just outside.

Really. After such a long time.
- Strange!

When we last met,
I got electrocuted after that..

I was stuck to open wires.
And I lost my memory.

A sensible person doesn't
go near open wires.

No, no.. I mean the wires
were covered, my feet were open.

We've heard the person
who is electrocuted..

he recovers his memory.

This is the first person
we've seen who has lost his memory.

By the way,
it's time for me and my..

wife to go off to sleep. Come on.

Shall we go on top
and sleep together?

No. This is the gate.
Go out. Get lost from here.

We've paid rent of Rs 6500,
for the house..

you all are not going to sleep here.

Very good,
in Rs 6500 you want the whole house?

Have you come from Bangladesh?

Don't you know about
the inflation in India?

Do you see the top floor?

That is yours. - That one?

Yes.

Rs 6500 for that?

We can get that for Rs 4500.

You said your father is a lawyer?
- He's a thief.

Hey! Why did you call
my father a very big thief?

When did I say 'very big'
I Just said he's a thief..

you added 'very big' yourself.

if not today,
you'll say it tomorrow.

You must have thought about it.

Father, why did you give
such a person a room on rent?

I saw his wife and gave the room.

Seeing him, I wouldn't
give him a bathroom on rent.

And I didn't know he's your friend.
I wouldn't have given.

Father, relax. Cool, cool.

You feel the rent is too much?

You're his friend.
Give us Rs 4500. - Oh!

What? Tell them..

speak.. - Strange!

One person goes in the east, one
in the north and one in the south.

I think you son and
father aren't blood related.

We want to make you our tenant..

we don't want to do
our DNA test from you.

You're such a shameless guy!
What are you talking?

I don't understand who
gave him such a beautiful girl.

His wife's face will state
that her husband is a rascal. - Yes.

Let it be father.
What have you got to do with it?

Why should we say anything
good or bad about others.

You pick up your luggage
and get lost. Get lost from here.

Throw him out of here. Just go.

Shut up. Being the son
of such illiterate people you..

are throwing me out in English.

Father? - Shameless man!

You're telling me,
'who gave me his daughter'

who gave you a degree?

Did anyone not tell you
that before you remove a tenant..

you need to give one month's notice?

I see. So you'll
deal with us with law?

is this friendship?

Take your luggage
and get lost from here.

Father has said it.
Father has said it.

This time you removed
him in one day.

One minute, Jass. Stop right there.

You want a month's notice, right?

Given.

But on the 31st day,
I shouldn't see your face here.

No..

I did not do it deliberately.

Its better to have
an intelligent enemy..

than a stupid friend like you.
- What should I do?

There my father keeps saying,
who will give you his daughter..

and here your father
started saying the same.

Who gave you his daughter?

Why? is there a problem in me?

When I talk there
is spit dripping out?

Are there worms on me?

if a person falls from
this terrace he'll die, won't he?

Dare you think of suicide
when your buddy is with you.

I was thinking of throwing you down.

it's good that you're stuck.
This should've happened to you.

You showed your status, didn't you?

Your father showed his status.

He has no respect.

I insulted him so much,
he didn't feel anything.

Your father has good capacity.
- You didn't insult him.

What you did..
he faces everyday in the court.

There was no power
in your insults also.

Normally after a
marriage a guy is stuck..

this is the first time
that a companion is also stuck.

Now he'll be stuck.
- What do you mean?

Like my family doesn't
know who is Mahi's husband..

the same way Mahi does not know..

who is the younger
son of this family.

You are..

You know that. I know that.
But Mahi doesn't know that.

What?

What do you mean?

No!

Get lost!

Not at all! Not at all!

I was the best actor in nursery.
Don't you worry..

Thank you sister-in-law.

New sister-in-law, first time water.

Brother, is this your house?

I also came to know a short while
earlier that this is my house..

and I am their son.

I am Joking, this is my own house.

I'm Just Joking.
Sister-in-law will be happy.

You were saying his father
is an argumentative person.

But I liked uncle very much.

Oh! So this is how
he praises my father?

I've also spoken well about uncle..

No, no.
What is good about my father?

I haven't seen a more
useless person than him.

I am ashamed to call him my father.

You won't believe it,
when we would be asked to write..

an essay on father, I would
leave my 15 marks paper and..

come back but I couldn't write
anything good about this father.

Looks like there is
a lot of anger in his mind.

You also curse this
father with bad words.

Why are you talking so
much when the topic is closed?

We will leave the house tomorrow.

What do you mean?

Meaning that when they came
to know that I'm his friend..

they gave me a month's notice.
- They said vacate the house.

We also have respect..
we will vacate the house tomorrow.

How will we vacate the house?

After marriage is this
the only work I've left?

Sometimes here and sometimes there.

I will go and talk to uncle.

No, no, you sit.
Meaning you go and cook.

I'll go and see. I'll talk to them.

I'll go and talk to them.
- Sit down.

What nonsense were you talking?

Brother.. - Yes.

Brother, please have lunch and go.

Why don't you want to have lunch?

You'll go hungry from
your friend's house?

Okay, I'll have.
Sister-in-law, make French beans.

I love eating French beans. - Sure!

French beans?
I see.. any other requests?

Add clarified butter also.
- Sit here.

I'll go downstairs
and talk to father.

Don't talk any more nonsense.
Keep your mouth shut.

Crazy man!
No one has taught him how to talk.

Fool! Crazy! idiot! Donkey!

What nonsense are you talking?

Father, I'm not saying this.
He's saying this.

Before giving the room on rent,
at least check the person.

Should I do an ECG
to check the tenants?

What does he say?
- What does he say?

He is cursing. - Cursing?

A client for whom you
lost a case must have not..

given you so many bad
words as many as he's giving.

Why me? it is father's fault.

The one who has such
a useless son like you..

people will give bad words.

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

But why me? it is brother's fault.

What? I will not spare him.

Sit down, brother.
You shouldn't talk to such guys.

You should stay away. - You
mean should we go and stay outside?

Shut up!

All friends are likewise.

He's your friend after all.
I won't spare him.

Dhillon hasn't worn
a black coat Just like that.

Yes. He has darned it and worn it.

I will.. - Go ahead.

Today you go ahead and curse me.

What difference will it make to you?
- My wife will be cursed.

Hey, where are you off to?

I am going to the shop.

is it your father's shop
that it runs till midnight?

We have got a big order.

For a few days I'll have
to go to the shop in the night.

in the night. Get lost!

Hey! Can't you stand
in your own space?

1. 2. 3. 4

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Why are you troubling me?

What are you doing here?

Am catching a kite. - Where is it?

Pull me inside. Will you
take an interview over here?

Come, come.

Take care.

What is happening?

From today, this is our door.

We will come from
here and go from here.

Why? There is a
nice staircase there.

We were also nice.

My family thinks
you're Mahi's husband.

What will they think? Where is
he going in the middle of the night?

Now shut up and go down this.

But listen to me. You're so strange.

You get down right now.

Buddy.. you are a strange friend.

At the age of climbing on
a horse you're making me get down.

is this friendship?

Mahi will come. Get down fast.

Put the ladder on the
side and again in the morning..

set the ladder and come up again.

You mean, I've to come again
in the morning? - For a whole month.

You've to climb down everyday
and climb up everyday.

Thank god my sisters
didn't hear this otherwise..

they would go crazy
singing songs everyday.

Jass! - Go, go.

Coming.

How did the ladder
come here from the store?

Have you locked your
tongue for tasting only?

You're making actions..
can't you speak.

What are you doing
with the ladder here?

At this age,
what will I do with a ladder?

On my marriage also four people..

had lifted me and
made me climb the horse.

How did the ladder come here?

Have I brought it here?
How do I know?

Besides you and the
ladder who else is there?

You are there. - l Just came now.

That is what I repent on,
why did you come to this world?

My day today is bad!

Useless son! Want to
put your hands on your father.

Put your hands on your mother.
Put this in the store.

Look at him!

He has destroyed my sleep
and look at how he's sleeping.

Get up!

What is the time?
- l don't know what the time is..

but if it gets a bit
more late we will get beaten.

Mahi! Mahi!

Sorry! Sorry! I'd come to give tea.

Looks like both husband
and wife get up late.

Sister-in-law is gone.

Sister-in-law has come again.

Good morning, sister-in-law.

Two..

What two?

Earlier there were two.. - What two?

What? - l had made two cups of tea.

Okay.

Thank you.
Thank you twice. Good morning.

Good morning, sister-in-law.

Mahi, earlier you
were outside and inside..

Sister-in-law,
you know, house work is like that..

sometimes inside..
sometimes outside.

I'd made tea and
come for both of you.

Thank you.

You have not yet got up?

Get up now.

Sit far. - What?

You forgot?

Whose plane is standing outside?

You and your habit
of talking in your sleep.

Put on Doordarshan channel.

The tea is cold.

I'll reheat the tea and come.
Get up before I come back.

I'll move the elephants
and the horses aside first. - Oh!

Get up! Get up!

Go outside quickly. Fast.

We have escaped narrowly.

Come from the stairs.

Jass, you aren't yet up?
I've reheated the tea and come.

Thank you.

Now tell me,
what are you doing today?

Nothing much. Just at the shop.

Let's go for an outing.

We are already roaming.

I mean, where do you want to go?
- Market.

I want to buy many
things for the house.

I'll quickly get
ready and come with you.

Acting like a boy..
will get ready quickly.

Behave like a girl.
Take 2-3 hours to get ready.

I'll wind up 2-3
Jobs till the while.

And I'll meet you at the
market at 12 o'clock. Okay?

You won't be late, will you?

Me and late? Never.

Okay.

Good morning. - Good morning.

You have come? - Yes.

Your friend Just left. - l know.

He has gone?

Why are you surprised?
Go freshen up.

Your sister-in-law will
bring breakfast for you.

I'm not hungry. And I'm very tired.

And I am also very sleepy.

When you clean the lentils
at least remove your coat.

Why do you insult law?

You may say anything to me
but don't say anything about law.

Law is our livelihood.
What nonsense are you talking?

Can I go and sleep? - Go.

I'm very tired, brother.
No one should disturb me.

No one will do so. Get lost.

Brother, if you speak so
loudly the whole neighbourhood..

will be disturbed,
I'll be sleeping in the next room.

Lower your voice. Lower.

Daljeet.

Daljeet. - Yes.

I have cleaned the lentils..

if you want me to make the dough,
tell me. - Okay.

One should've the meals
at the hands of his wife.

Even if he has to polish his shoes.

One should've the meals
at the hands of his wife.

I am not so lowly.

That I'll polish the
shoes that are thrown down.

Then? - Give them to me in my hand.

I feel ashamed of myself.

Such a useless son I have.

What happened, father? -
Where is Mahi? - What is the matter?

I asked, where is Mahi?

Mahi has gone for
shopping with her husband.

She has not gone with her husband.

She is roaming about with our Jass.

For the sake of God..

if you want to throw
the tenants out, I'll do so.

Don't blame your son unnecessarily.

He is sleeping inside.

My eyes aren't spoilt
that I can't see.

I've seen with my own eyes,
they were stuck to each other.

Oh father,
what rubbish are you talking?

Wow! My son can do such rubbish
acts and I can't even talk rubbish.

Jass has been sleeping
since morning..

after he returned from the shop.
- You see for yourself.

I told you he was sleeping inside.

Why are you all disturbing me?

A cock-eyed daughter
is better than a spoilt son.

Where were you half an hour earlier?

I was sleeping here since
9am after I returned from the shop.

You have woken me up before time.

I want to wake you up, son.

I didn't understand.
- What will you do by understanding?

You listen to what father is saying.
- You think I'm crazy?

Advocate Dhillon hasn't
worn a black coat Just like that..

He has washed it and worn it.
- l will..

Have you woken me
up to tell me this?

Please.. please you go.. please
sister-in-law, everyone go. I..

Why had you locked
the door from inside?

So that no one disturbs me.

But why are you all
acting like the CBI?

Let me sleep.

Go to sleep.
But don't lock the door from inside.

it's a limit. I'll remove the lock.

Please let me sleep.
Please. I'm very tired.

Father, please go. Please.

Yes.

if your mourning is over,
shall we start cooking?

You want to cook by boiling?

How is this possible?
- You can make a mistake sometimes.

Mistake.
And that too by Advocate Dhillon.

I can tell how many
passengers are there..

in a plane while it is flying.

Then too you can differ by 5-7.

They may have gone to the bathroom.

Useless kids.

Can't give me any happiness.
- Good day, everybody.

From where have you come?

Shopping. - With whom?

With my husband. - Did you hear?

For Rs 4500 rent you'll
betray your father.

Father, you too.
- Madam, you go ahead upstairs.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Comes with us and
goes with someone else.

Acting smart.

Have some shame, your daughter
in-law is standing here.

Let her be. Have I pulled
the sofa beneath her? Let her sit.

You've spoilt the
life of the tenants.

Our whole life is spoilt.

You'll realise when a
tenant will drag you to court.

They'll drag me when they'll
but I'll drag you right now.

Daljeet! - Out of work lawyers
sitting at home and discussing.

Goldie, no one in the neighbourhood
respects your father..

at least you respect him.
What do you think?

Before your respect
crosses my threshold..

tell me truthfully
where have you come from?

From here. - I didn't ask
the direction, I asked the location.

What is happening?

What is happening?
I'd gone with my wife for shopping.

Have I committed a crime?

Your wife has returned
a long time ago.

And you are coming now?

Ladies first.

Anyway the tire of my
motor cycle was punctured..

so I sent my wife earlier. - Is it?

So your wife has come on one tire?

There are rickshaws in the city too.
Tell me..

should I make my sweet and
delicate wife stand in the sun.

is your sun still
up at 9 in the night?

Actually.. Uncle, when I feel..
unlimited hunger..

Stand properly like a man and talk.

When I feel unlimited hunger..

I told you don't take me too easy.
Stand properly and talk.

I can't talk like that..

When I feel unlimited..

Stop me here. I will go that side.

Hey, you're troubling my son.
Tell me whatever you want to say.

When I'm very hungry
then I speak nonsense.

First let us go and eat.

Today we will feed you here.

Oh, you have made dinner?

Do our meals come
from the Gurudwara?

Be a man and reply
to my questions truthfully.

Why don't you make a court here?

Whoever comes,
first ask him questions.

Where did you come from?
Why did you come?

From where? Where are you going?

Strange. if you don't like us,
don't keep us as tenants.

Why don't you throw
our luggage outside?

Very good!

So that you can file
a case on me later..

that advocate Dhillon..

threw us out of the house
before the one month notice.

Hello, listen to me.

I am talking to him.

Goldie, from now on
I'll come late to the house.

What time does he sleep?

He is after you full on.

How much more should he?
- What do you think of me?

You don't trouble the tenant.

He is troubling me.

He has come five
minutes after his wife.

What puncture can
be fixed in five minutes?

in five minutes you
can barely fill air.

He has scrambled my brains.

Put extra clarified
butter in my lentils.

Where are you going now?

I'd told you,
I've to go to the shop in the night.

We've got a big order of bricks.
Have you forgotten?

Why are you staring at me,
as if you don't recognize me?

What has happened today?
- Nothing. Nothing has happened.

Work with dedication. Good.

Wonder what has
happened to all of them.

One goes, the other comes.
One goes, the other comes.

What are they doing?

Saved! - Listen to me.
What sort of a father you have?

So much investigation
the immigration person..

at the airport doesn't
do as much as he does.

Do you've the status
to go to the airport?

The amount of noise
you've made and come..

no one will let you come
to a bus-depot. Get lost.

You are the limit.

People get work done
and give food to eat.

You are sending your friend hungry.

My hunger has died and
you're starved? Get lost!

Then who told you to go around
the market embracing sister-in-law?

She was your own, not a stranger
that she won't meet you again.

if I push you down then no
part of yours also will be found.

Who is it? - Gorilla.

I mean, Billa. Billa.

Billa.

"First the moon comes up.."

"Then the stars come up."

Today again the ladder is here?

How did it come here?

I think I'll have
to climb up and find out.

To which mother are you
going to donate upstairs?

Son, I'm not going anywhere,
you're mistaken.

What is the ladder doing here?
- Is messing around.

You want to lift it?
You don't listen to me.

I said, before I came
the ladder was kept here.

I'm your son,
but I'm not that crazy.

Speak softly, I was Just..

What are you blabbering?

Now I have understood..

why you added extra clarified
butter in the lentils.

Useless son! You talk all nonsense.

I added extra clarified
butter in the lentils..

as my brain nerves were stiff.

At this age why do you
want to soften them? - You stop..

Daljeet, you here?

Okay.. that's why you
were saying sleep quickly.

Daljeet, you are mistaken.

I haven't brought this ladder here.
Father has brought it.

He had brought it yesterday too.
- Very good.

You can't bring fame to my name..

instead you are defaming me.

Daljeet dear, I am surprised myself.

Everyday the ladder is kept here.

Why are you looking at me?

Whenever I've climbed the
ladder it's to remove the spiders.

Now will you do
circus here all night?

Now why are you staring like that?

Get down, give a hand to your
mother and keep it in the store.

"You have destroyed me."

"Destroyed me."

"You have wounded me in love."

"In love."

"You have destroyed me."

"You have wounded me in love."

"intoxicated in your love.."

"he keeps waiting for you."

"l have engraved
your name on my chest."

"With the grace of God,
I've seen the world."

"But since the time
you've come into my life.."

"this world doesn't matter to me."

"With the grace of God,
I've seen the world."

"But since the time
you've come into my life.."

"this world does not matter to me."

"Only a lucky guy will have your
henna imprints outside his house."

"l have engraved
your name on my chest."

Preet.. Preet, listen to me.

I'm the type of person
who gets up at 1.30 everyday..

I got up at 7 am,
the clock started laughing.

What is his problem?
You aren't talking.

A boy is coming to see me.

Hello. What boy
is coming to see you?

How does it matter to you?
He's from Gidadbahe. Happy.

Hello.

Who is this Happy who
is hell bent on making me sad.

Happy from Gidadbane.

He must be making some sweets there.

You've a factory to make
helicopters here, right? Loser.

That is not the thing. I love you.

And listen,
if you marry anyone else.

I'll tie a nail to my body
and I'll come under your car.

I'll die, but none of
your tires will also be saved.

You'll know when there
are fireworks near Batinda.

I don't understand, Honey.
Why are you running after me?

Where am I running after you,
my shoes are biting me anyway?

You aren't ready to stand and
listen to me. - Hello. Listen to me.

it's a request. I request you.

Refuse the boy.

I've put such a song as my
ring tone which has your name on it.

I'm in love (Preet) with you,
beloved.

Honey, Honey, don't sing. Please.

I swear,
I'll never sing all my life.

You Just refuse the boy.

Okay. And I'll sit
unmarried all my life.

You will not talk to your parents.

Parents? I mean they're elderly..
how many years will they live.

We will wait for a few years.
- Honey, listen to me carefully.

I won't get married
against my parents wish.

And if you really love me, bring
your dad and talk to my parents.

Otherwise come to meet me sometime.
Gidadbahe.

The place where a bus doesn't
go directly from Jallandar..

I should come there
to give your children gifts.

I'll have to make arrangements
to keep you in Jallandar.

This is what I wanted
to talk to you about.

Are you done?

Tell me one thing truthfully.

Do I look crazy?

By actions you look like but
by your face you don't look like.

At least you cleared one
thing that I don't look crazy.

I have cleared, right?

Now come on get up and
go to the girl's house..

and talk about my marriage.

What should I tell them?
What does the boy do?

Tell them he's after her since long.

No, I mean what does
he do for a living?

The extra income that you
get from the police station..

file my tax returns from that.

You're sitting at
the police station.

And you're talking
about extra income.

You yourself aren't set.
Your father who has Just got set..

you will upset him.

I tell you the whole mistake is
of the people of my mother's side.

They sent their daughter with you.

From your side you say with pride..

that I took fireworks
to take your mother.

And now at my time,
you've fizzled out.

I cannot spoil the
life of another's daughter.

You can spoil your son's life.

You keep breaking small eggs here.

Come with me,
we will go for the hen.

Harjeet, come here quick.

Yes, sir.

Ready the machine.

How do we run the machine?
There is no electricity.

Then run the generator.

There is no diesel
in the generator too, sir.

The tempo we caught in the morning..

it is filled with diesel, remove it.

Yes, remove it.
Remove the diesel from the tempo.

I'll anyway publish it in the
Newspaper that my father is corrupt.

I've been wanting to
publish in the newspaper..

since such a long time
that my son is an idiot.

Daddy, listen to me,
my marriage will take place there.

But this will be the first
marriage where the entire city..

will go in the marriage procession,
only the father won't go.

Listen to me.

if you take any wrong step..

I'll bring the entire
wedding procession..

along with your companion to the..

police station and beat them up.

This will be the first marriage
when there won't be gifts given..

but there will be beating.
- I don't know about the beating..

but there will surely be
dancing in this police station.

What happened? - Let me die, Jass.

No Honey, wait.

Don't stop me, my friend.
Don't stop me.

I'm not stopping you.
Wait for a month.

Let my problem be solved
then I'll kill you myself.

Very good!

People have friends
who are like their father..

but my friend is
Just like my father.

I feel like clapping on this.

But I can't do so
otherwise I'll fall.

Let it be. Come down.
- Come down, we will talk.

I will come down.

But tell me should I climb down..

or should I leave this
handle and come down with a bang.

Meaning? - Meaning, if you
solve my problem I'll climb down.

Otherwise I'll leave
this handle and come down..

and bang down like a fire-cracker.

Buddy, you come down. if
your problem is solved then fine..

otherwise climb up again.

To hell with your friendship.

if one has such friends
there is no need for enemies.

I should make my daddy.. - Yes.

Your daddy. - Yes.

And introduce him to
your father-in-law. - Yes.

Are you crazy? - Why?

Are we in less trouble that
we should get into more trouble?

Wow!

Your problem is a problem,
mine is not..

When you need, I help you.
When its my turn, you turn away.

Did you forget we sat here
and when you were in a problem..

I helped you.
Every brick is a witness of this.

All the bricks are sold.

Yes, all the witnesses
of the poor are sold out.

Bricks are sold!

I told you, give me Rs 50000 loan.
'Where should I give from?'

'No brick was sold.'
Talks nonsense..

Listen. - What?

Can you see that man there?

After this, make that man
Mahi's husband and take him home.

I am leaving. - Sit.

You're the first Honey
that makes me feel like poison.

Okay, then I'll leave. - Sit, buddy.

Let me think.

You are in love?

You haven't told us earlier?
- Tell us.

in our family,
has anyone fallen in love?

Shut up. You know better
than me about our family?

Father hasn't worn a black
coat Just like that. - Yes.

You stay away from me.

Ask him.

Who is the girl? - She's from Dasud.

She is very beautiful.

in our times the Tandhe
ones were beautiful.

Her mother is from Tandhe.

Strange. You didn't tell us earlier.

Why will he tell you earlier?
Your aunt is wed there?

What is it to me? She's your sister.

You keep all your talks to yourself.

You're the first lawyer due
to which the Judge was changed.

Finally the child is improved.
Again you'll spoil him.

I won't do any such thing,
but for God's sake don't fight..

make the girl's side run away.

You've Just finished your studies..

what is the rush to get married?

He isn't in a rush
but in a tremendous rush.

What do I tell you?

I wish that I get him
married with my own hands.

Will we get stuck?

The amount we've got
stuck because of you..

it'll be lesser than that.
- The house is huge.

We will have to do a huge marriage.

We will have to give a lot too.

Very good Mr Bhullar,
all the money of the fixed deposit..

spend it on the marriage..
I'll swim and go to Canada.

You son of a.. - Mother..

Don't insult us
when we come outside.

What a husband you have?

Come dear. Come.

Hello, daddy. Hello mother. - Hello.

Hello.

We are blessed that you've
come to visit our 125 floor house.

With your visit,
our big house has become bigger.

Hello.. hello.. hello..

This boy is our very good tenant.

Good tenant?
- Means.. I pay the rent on time.

Why are we standing outside?
Shall we go inside?

Please come. - Come.

Come. - What is this?

Come please.

They have come. - Please come.

Hello. - Hello.

Welcome. Welcome.

This is our full family.

Father. - Father.

Brother Goldie.

Sister-in-law Golden.

Today he is talking a lot.

Please sit. Please sit.

Thank you.

Please sit. Please sit.

Mr Bhullar,
what we heard about your daughter..

she is much better than that.

This is my wife. - l know.

You are from Tandhe.

My son had told me
that you do farming. - Yes.

What does your son do?

Right now he is Just troubling us.

The same as us.

I mean, right now
he has failed in college.

But now he will work hard.

Mr Bhullar means that
when I go to Canada..

and fling my t-shirt around
then I'll do a Job there.

Yes.

Son, how much do you earn?

Earning is so much
that Preet will be happy.

There is no account of the earnings.
- What do you say? - Yes.

What else do we need?

The fixed deposit is saved.

Mr Bhullar,
after Parvati Kaur has left us..

these two children..

I know how I have brought them up.

You have given them good principles.

But Mr Dhillon, why has
your elder son cut off his hair?

Younger one has also cut.

He is out of our hands.

No problem,
Mr Bhullar, come home today..

I'll teach you a good lesson.
- Adhu..

Adhu.. that's not there,
I'll give an orange.

No son. No. That is my son's name.

Strange.

A sensible man doesn't keep the
fruit with this name in his house.

You have kept a son.

We like your son.

We don't like our son,
how did you like?

Very good, Mr Bhullar,
you're insulting me a lot.

No problem, before going to Canada..

I will tear your passport and go.

And I'll go there
and only call mummy.

My son! - How will
you call your mummy?

What?

Because your mother is from Tandhe,
we are ready for the alliance.

We will enjoy and
the others will not.

Surjeet,
our relative is a hopeless guy!

Come, give me a hug.

Congratulations!

The tea is here.

Come and bring some
sweets also and..

give our relative
who is from Tandhe.

Before my in-laws
come to know that..

I am not advocate Dhillon's son..

and am inspector Sikander
the marriage should take place.

Honey!

Very funny. - I am scared.

No, no. Just take this
knife and stab me in the stomach.

Are you kidding? - No I am serious.

I myself will give
testimony in the court..

that I've committed suicide
myself and no one has killed me.

Are you in your senses?
What happened?

I'll tell you later,
first you stab me.

Tell me first.
if there is a reason..

to stab I will do so. Understood?

The thing is my father doesn't
want our marriage to happen.

What?

But he said yes for the marriage.

He has said yes in
such a way at six places.

He is greedy for dowry.

The one who gives
him the maximum dowry..

he will get me married there.

Oh, my God!
What will happen to our marriage?

What will happen?
That's what I'm saying..

take this knife and
stab me in the stomach.

Before my father gets
me married somewhere else..

I better get myself stabbed by you.

Till date, girls have
been sacrificed for dowry..

today a boy will be
sacrificed for dowry..

then my father will
come to his senses.

Your father will
come to his senses..

but our marriage will be stopped.

Please Honey,
think of something nice.

I've one idea. Your house must
cost at least 1.5-2 crores. - Yes.

The cars must be worth
at least 40-45 lakhs. - Easily.

Put in the remaining stuff
and we will total 3-4 crores.

Sell everything and throw
it on my father's face..

you all come on the streets
then Advocate Dhillon will be happy.

Let it be. You don't want
to settle down. I'll leave.

Listen. I've one more idea. - What?

Court marriage. - Honey.

Listen to me.

Listen to me. The idea
of court marriage isn't bad.

You know how we will
benefit by court marriage?

if the family agrees..

we won't tell them
about the court marriage.

if they don't agree then
court marriage, your father will..

My father.. my father
won't be able to challenge.

What do you think of the idea?

Actually..

The idea is not bad.

Move this aside..
it may hurt someone.

Oops! Sorry.

Come Mrs Honey,
get down with a heavy heart.

Honey, you'll convince
your father anyhow, isn't it?

How difficult is that?
Didn't I pacify you?

I'm a pampered child.
I'll pacify him.

You don't worry about anything.

First of all my palanquin
is come on a motor-bike..

that too back to my mother's house.

And you say don't worry.

I don't like it.

We have made a world record.

This must the first
time that the boy..

has brought the girl home
within seconds of the marriage.

After that once I take you..

then who will come back
to your maternal house.

Till I don't convince my father..

you Just hide it from your
family that we've got married.

What did you say?
My son got married?

He had to. Whatever
the boy has done is correct.

We've come to know of
all your actions. Father..

looks like they
know about the ladder.

Even if they don't know,
you tell them now.

Traitor.

Dear, what was the need
to elope and do court marriage?

We'd agreed for the marriage. - Yes.

You've agreed at six other places.
- What did you say?

I had agreed at six places? - Yes.

Your son told me everything.

You wanted to get your son married..

at the place you got excess dowry.

You're talking about dowry?
No one will give him his daughter.

Father, see the situation at times.
Every time you curse us.

Am I cursing you?

What are you doing here?

The dogs can fail on
a cycle but you'll not.

Mr Bhullar. - Yes.

Whatever God has
given us is very less.

But I don't go near dowry.

Mr Bhullar, the matter is closed.

Now release the fixed deposit
and transfer it in my name.

Hear this! He has hit the bulls eye.

You at least see
the situation sometimes.

Let me have sweets.

Mr Dhillon,
everyone loves their children.

By the way,
if I've made any mistake..

then please forgive me for that.

Whatever my child
told me I believed it.

That is our helplessness,
Mr Bhullar..

that we can't even
curse our children.

We Just give bad
words and spare them.

Go ahead.. we don't have any sister.

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Daljeet, show Preet her room.
- Okay.

Where are you going?

I've given you the freedom,
now I'll tighten your reins.

Let him come tonight.

I'm cursed who has given
birth to such a useless son.

And he has blamed me
of being greedy of dowry.

Father, if there was a
bit of publicity of the dowry..

then I would've got my first
independent case of my life.

I would be happy to
be stuck in the case..

than to give it to
a useless lawyer like you.

Very good!
Go to the gallows but don't..

be of any use to your children.

Parvati Kaur,
did you hear what your son said.

He'll send me to the gallows
and make his own future.

instead of giving
birth to these two sons..

you should've given
birth to two stones.

I could have at least kicked them.

it's a good thing you're no more.
- She didn't go because of us.

She went because of you.
- l will slap you.

Here comes my mother's younger son.

Go and fire him.

Are you done playing hopscotch?

Brother has complained again.

Aren't you ashamed?

Playing hopscotch?
- To elope and get married.

Even now he is looking up.

Why were you so impatient?

Daddy, cool, cool, cool. - What
will the neighbours say? - Oh, no.

Speak softly.

Why did you have to elope?

We have lost our gifts.

You are worried about the gifts.

Couldn't you tell me?
Am I your enemy?

Would I have stopped you?

Guests would have come.

The gifts that we'd given them,
at least those would come back.

Now are you going to kill your son?

Get lost.

Your wife is better than you.

Again he is looking up.

At least she speaks the truth.

Oh, that means my wife lies.

Now you start discussing
your own wife.

This is how homes break.
- Homes break!

Oh, gosh! Stop it.

Whatever had to happen has happened.

Now a new daughter-in-law
has come to the house.

At least we should arrange a party,
daddy. - Hell with the party.

Has he won her in a contest?
He has eloped and brought her.

Enough. All set.

Come on. Touch the feet.

Not mine. His.

Enough.
Now will you sit on his feet?

He'll sit on my feet.
He's born to sit on me.

Come on, let's go.
He'll keep blabbering.

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Come. Come. - Come on, Jass.

Your wife is ready..

and your room is also decorated.

Brother must have decorated it?

She has dressed up your wife.

Yes.

You both go inside.

Whose brother is he?

Come on.

He's yours. - Come on,
we don't want to hear more noises.

What are you doing here?

What was I doing?
You were trying to do something.

Should I call everybody? - Wait.

How was I to know that you
would be here instead of Mahi?

What are you doing here
with a veil on your head?

What do you mean? This is
my in-laws' house. - In-laws' house?

Yes, I got married to Honey.

You got married.

I'd warned him not to do so.
I didn't expect this from Honey.

And the expectations you'd
when you entered this room..

Honey must haven't
expected that too.

I will expose you right now. - Wait.

We are already exposed.
Now what will you do?

I will explain everything to you.

Just think that those
guys who were free of tension..

today they've got married
and are going crazy.

Honey has cheated me.
He isn't the son of this family.

I am doomed.

if my wife hears this,
I'll be doomed.

Say the whole thing.
Brother, I'll be doomed.

Brother, I'm doomed.
- You aren't doomed.

Honey is not a pauper.

His father is an inspector
in the police department.

He has made bungalows by taking
bribes. You'll live like a queen.

Now I don't believe
any of you frauds.

What they say is true.
Lies never flourish.

Ours did flourish.
That's why we reached so far.

But now our lies won't flourish
without your help. Please.

Either as a sister or a
sister-in-law, help us, please.

Please help us.

You have returned?

Wow.

A person doesn't keep
a watch on a beautiful girl..

as much as you keep a watch on me.

You're talking about
keeping a watch?

You're such a guy, the more
I keep a watch on you, the less.

Have some sweets.

Wow.

You're such a person who
takes away water from the guests.

Today you're offering sweets?
is everything fine at home?

First you have sweets.

Okay, I will.

Also tell me for what this is.
- Your friend Jass has got married.

What happened? You still
haven't forgone your habit..

of picking up food
from the floor and eating.

No. Elders say that whenever
anyone remembers you..

the sweet falls out of your hand.
- Someone must be missing me.

I've heard that elders say
that while making flatbreads..

if the dough falls from your hand,
guests come to your house.

Elders have said this
phrase about sweets?

This one I've heard
for the first time.

I am very smart myself.

I made up this phrase.

A phrase starts on
some day or the other.

Assume that it has started today.

Henceforth, whenever
a sweet falls from the hand..

consider that someone
is missing you.

People who have given
you birth won't miss you.

Who else must be missing you?

Come on, go on.

You have done a good thing to me.

Your family problem is solved.
So go on.

People don't do this
with the spare tire also.

After using the spare tire,
they tighten it with four bolts.

And you tell me to go ahead?
- A spare tire is better than you.

You're that precious
fire cracker of 'Diwali'

which never works on time..

and when it works, it Just bursts.

Go on.

As you wish.
- Now where are you going that way?

Now should I walk on my hands?
- Go to your room upstairs.

But you Just said Jass got married.
So how can I go upstairs?

So if Jass is married,
will you leave your wife alone?

First of all,
I don't understand this system.

Why are you so confused?

A person staying with you'll
go crazy. I'm Just confused.

Eat this.

I've made many people go crazy.
What are you?

Advocate Dhillon hasn't
worn this black coat..

I hope Goldie isn't around..
Just like that.

Wait. I will not spare you.

You idiot. I will not spare you.

Listen to me.

Today I'll cut you into small bits.

Listen to me.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Buddy, hear me out.

Hello. Hello.

Friend, listen to me.

Friends normally cut a
cake on their friend's marriage.

And you're trying
to cut your friend.

I will cut my friend.

Listen to me. Buddy, listen to me.

I didn't know she would come here.
- You've married her..

telling her that you're
the son of this family.

if she doesn't come here,
where else will she go?

I will cut you into pieces.

Buddy, listen to me. Listen to me.

You're already in a mess.
You'll go to prison, I tell you.

You have given me two wives.

What worse can happen to me?

Buddy, why are you getting worried?
Don't worry.

We will find a solution
to this problem.

I get angry at your actions.

And I feel like laughing
at your solutions.

I have already found a solution.

What solution have you found?

I've told Preet that you
aren't the son of this family.

Then you might as
well cut me into pieces.

Don't do drama. I've pacified Preet.

Hey, she's my wife.
How did you pacify her?

I have pacified her for your sake.

Now go down the ladder and
go straight into my bedroom. - Yes!

Listen, why should
I go to your bedroom?

Preet is waiting for you there.

The girl for whom you used
to get down the ladder and go home..

now you'll go straight
to my bedroom for that same girl.

For a whole one month,
it'll go on like this.

Yes!

You are great, my friend.

But how will I repay
your favour, Jass.

Don't be my friend in my next life.

it's good that you are in a mess.

This ladder is here again?

Now Jass is also married.

Leaving his wife alone,
is he addicted to stealing things?

I feel this case
is getting complicated.

I will have to check it out.

Advocate Dhillon doesn't
wear a black coat Just like that.

He wears it to hide his black deeds.

Very good. Very good.
Climb on. I'm holding. Go on.

Son.. have some shame.

Before we are defamed
in the whole neighbourhood..

I'll fetch an axe
and cut off the ladder.

Son, what is the fault
of this lifeless thing?

And you're misunderstanding.
- Okay, you explain to me.

Everyday you bring the ladder here.
What are you trying to do?

What nonsense are you talking?

Because of your deeds,
my mother is no more.

Thank God! She saw you riding
a horse once and is no more.

Otherwise she would see these
actions of yours and die once more.

idiot. Can't you
talk nonsense softly?

You've defamed me
in front of the dead.

Now you're screaming and defaming
me in front of the neighbours.

What do the neighbours know?

As soon as the moon rises,
you climb the ladder..

and wonder what you are up to.

idiot. You're screaming
like a toy who has been winded up.

Give me a chance to speak also.
- Go ahead.

I haven't climbed the
ladder to do something wrong.

Before defaming me, look at
the colour of your father's beard.

What do I look it? in the morning,
you'll colour it black again.

Your sons have been married.
Why are you doing such deeds?

I do these deeds in the house.
I don't go outside and do them.

That day is also not too far.
But listen to me carefully.

Henceforth, if I see you
anywhere near this ladder..

I'll collect the whole
neighbourhood here.

Then you know how
the neighbours are.

They'll bring you down the ladder
and put you up somewhere else.

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Come on. - l am leaving.

You do the needful.

Parvati Kaur, did you hear?

Your useless sons are bent
on getting me on to a donkey.

And I am arranging a party for them.

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"You are standing like
a flame in front of us."

"Burn your lovers.
Burn. Burn. Burn."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"Keep watching. I dance so well."

"Every tantrum of
mine is worth millions."

"Worth millions."

"Keep watching. I dance so well."

"Every tantrum of
mine is worth millions."

"Worth millions."

"l have brought a black
hair extension for you."

"Keep it close to you."

"Close to you. Close to you.:"

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"You are as beautiful as a flower."

"Don't ever forget
the moments of love."

"In this season."

"You are as beautiful as a flower."

"Don't ever forget
the moments of love."

"In this season."

"Swing these lovers
on the swings of love."

"Swing them.
Swing them. Swing them."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"Burn your lovers.
Burn. Burn. Burn."

"l will dress up as a doll.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go."

"Burn your lovers.
Burn. Burn. Burn."

We really enjoyed. - Yes.

Our Job is done.

Brother-in-law?

The food was very tasty, wasn't it?
- Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law.

We've heard that
to sell their goods..

salesmen call women sister.

These people have now started
calling men brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law,
where are you looking?

I'm calling you since
such a long time.

Who are you?

Brother-in-law,
you don't recognize me?

I'm Taji, your brother-in-law.

Whose brother-in-law?
Brother, you're mistaken.

Mistaken? You got married
to my sister in the court.

Hey, Dhillon has been
practicing law since 20 years.

How does this mean court marriage?

Sorry, sorry. I made the
sign of the nuptial rounds.

Brother-in-law, you tell them.

Father, he's right.
The sign was wrong.

Not the sign, tell them
that you're my brother-in-law.

Father.. - Make him
your brother-in-law later.

First tell me,
is this girl your sister? - No.

This is my enemy Bhullar's daughter.

Preet, do you know who he is? - Yes.

Yes? - Yes, yes.

He's a crazy man from our village.
He beats up people.

I will beat you right now.

What are you doing with him? - Hey.

What are you doing with him?
- She's his wife.

His wife is my sister.

You don't know how to make signs.

How will you find
a proper brother-in-law?

Hey, crazy man.

For a minute, if I consider
him to be your brother-in-law..

that means your sister
is married to him. - Yes.

That means you're his
wife's brother. - Absolutely.

I will give you two tight slaps.

Neither does your
brother-in-law recognize you..

nor does your sister recognizes you.

Look at him.
He's acting like a crazy man.

Look at them carefully.
She's his wife.

Go and look for your brother-in-law
somewhere else. - Yes.

And here, take this Rs 20 and
go and have lunch somewhere else.

Come on, let's go.
- You think I'm crazy?

Looking at your stomach, you look
like the manager of a cattle shed.

Come on. Come on. The more we
talk to him, he'll drive us crazy.

You've destroyed
the life of my sister.

What are you saying, brother?

Mahi, your husband
has got remarried.

Speak softly.
What nonsense are you talking?

He's lying down inside.
- Lying down inside?

Yes, he is not well.

As soon as he returned
from the shop, he went to sleep.

His friend and his
wife have come to see him.

What happened, Mahi?

Brother Taji, when did you come?
- When did I come?

Mahi, I've seen him now in
the market with Buller's daughter.

He has got remarried.

Mahi, I think I Just talk in my
sleep. He sees things in his sleep.

Don't create tension in my house.

She has come to ask for his help.
- Call her right now.

What is the matter, Mahi?

Hello, brother. When did you come?

When did you come?
Everyone is after me.

Now tell me.. how is he
related to you? Now tell me.

He? Brother Jass. - Not brother.

He's a superhero who
handles two women at a time.

Oh, gosh! - Brother!

She.. she's his second wife.
She's standing here.

Oh, God!
What have you said? I'm doomed.

What happened?
Who made my wife cry? - Him.

Who is this guy?
- 'Saale' (brother-in-law).

No bad words.
Don't give me bad words.

I'm not giving you bad words,
brother.

I'm telling him our relationship,
brother-in-law.

He must be your brother-in-law.

He isn't my brother-in-law.
He made my wife cry.

Honey, he has defamed me.
- He? - Yes.

You wait here a moment.
- He says that brother Jass and I..

You wait a moment.
- Brother, I apologize.

What are you looking at?
Say sorry. - Say.

Say sorry. - Say.

Mahi, I.. - Say sorry,
I've to go to another place too.

Mahi, trust me. - You say sorry.

Sister-in-law, he won't say sorry.
I think he's very adamant.

A brother brings fruits
to his sister's house..

you have brought tension?

I won't spare you all. I'll not.

Sister-in-law, instead of
tying a 'rakhi' to such a brother..

you should tie him with
a rope and that too with a nail.

Either my sister has gone crazy,
or I've gone crazy.

You!

I won't spare your father.
I won't spare him. - Hello..

the way to go out is from here.

Your father didn't
do a good thing to me.

I won't spare you all. - Get lost.

I will not spare you too.

Don't fall down the stairs,
you idiot.

Sorry.

Today the ladder isn't here,
looks like it isn't yet time.

But today I'll catch the
one who keeps the ladder red-handed.

I will not spare him.

Jass?

I knew earlier, my useless
son can only do such a dirty deed.

Honey?

You both will not be spared today.

Father!

I'm dead. - Are you happy
falling down? Are you hurt?

This isn't your age to climb
ladders but to climb stairs.

idiot, children normally
hold the hands of their elders..

and make them stand up..

and my useless son is
bent on making me climb stairs.

idiot, what are you staring at?
Give a hand.

To mother? - No, to father.

I don't understand what
world record are you trying..

to set by climbing
the ladder all the time.

Stop talking nonsense.

What happened uncle?
Was there a thief?

Nothing. You go inside.

You won't go inside! You
won't go inside! Stay right there.

What happened? - Nothing.

From tomorrow you won't
put clarified butter..

in his lentils but
put sleeping pills.

idiots, you first
drive away my sleep and..

now you try to put me to sleep.
- Ask her where her husband is.

He is inside. Do you have any work?

Oh, I see. He is inside?

if he's inside then call him here.
Call him.

What happened?
- Mr Dhillon is calling you.

He is standing downstairs. Come.

No, it doesn't look good if
we stand on top and talk to elders..

I'll go downstairs and talk to him.

Honey!

We are in a mess.
- This was sure to happen.

Father, at least tell
us what has happened.

What should I tell
my daughter-in-law..

about the dirty deeds of my son?

Her husband and my son..
- What are you saying?

Her husband and my son..
- What are you saying?

Her husband and my son..
- What are you saying?

idiot, let me complete.
- Okay, go ahead.

Where is he? Tell us.

He's coming downstairs to you.
There he is.

What happened? - What happened?

What happened? - What happened?

Being my son,
you do such a dirty deed?

What did I do. - What did I do?
- Where have you come from?

From my room. - From my room.
- Where did you come from?

From my room. - From my room.

You both haven't
come from your rooms..

you've come from each other's rooms.

Let the sleeping pills be,
do you've poison in the house?

Father is gone crazy.

I'll give you a tight slap,
he's saying father has gone crazy!

I'm saying they haven't
cone from their own rooms..

they've come from
each other's rooms.

What are you saying?
- To the extent..

that their own wives..
both of them.. yes!

You've gone crazy!
- You've gone crazy!

Who had spoken about the poison.
- Tell me.

Give it to us. - Give it to us.

Uncle, what rubbish are you talking?

I'm saying what is
going on in the house.

Why are you standing quietly?
Why don't you say something?

I.. I.. - l.. I..

What are you blabbering?

There is a limit, uncle.

if you wish that we
don't stay here, tell us.

We will go away. But all this?

Oh my God!

Reply to my wife. - Yes.

Yes, reply to his wife.

Give an answer. - Now speak, father.

Do you've an answer for this?
- Father, now speak.

You've also Joined them?
Useless sons.

Taji.. he took away
such a precious land.

I've lost my sleep and
Mr Buller you're lying down here?

What has happened to you now?

Nothing, sign this.

What is this? - Fixed deposit.

I have to give money to the agent.

You don't understand?

You've been avoiding till now.
Today is the last date.

Canada is waiting, Mr Buller..

Hey you idiot of Canada.
You're stinking.

At least change your clothes.

if I change my clothes,
assume my thinking will change.

Can't you see it's
written here 'Canada'.

I've taken a vow,
when I'll land in Canada..

I'll wave this t-shirt
there like a flag.

Sign this.
- Give it to me. Spare me.

Do it with love.
Will you take your wealth with you?

You fool, come out!

Who is it? Go check.

You go check.
I'm the younger Buller.

You've shown your status,
haven't you?

You didn't understand, did you?
- What is the matter?

^Why have you come like this?

Because I won the
land case against you.

You, will drag me down like this?

You have fallen really low.

Everyone has daughter and sisters.

Will you Just stand here and bark?
Tell me what is the matter.

Could you only find
my brother-in-law..

to get your daughter married to?
- Listen to me, I'll thrash you.

No, no. No quarrelling.
Talk to each other with a cool mind.

Headman,
should we've ice to cool down?

Ask him where he has
got his daughter married.

in the city.

Did you hear?
I'd told you. He has agreed.

My sister is married in that house.
He has ruined my sister's life.

Listen to me. I'll thrash
him and drag him out of here.

Headman, you've left your
work regarding the election..

and you've come with him?
- He's crazy.

That means crazy man's
sister has no honour?

Let's all of us go to the
city to the girl's in-laws's house..

there everything will be cleared.

Come on. - Am I afraid? Come on.

I cannot go with you
all because of my neck pain.

The doctor has advised
me not to travel.

Father, be sensible. it's
election time, don't refuse people.

Will we all leave from here,
or will we all Just keep talking?

Come on. - First release
this fixed deposit.

I'll release the fixed deposit
later first I'll break your hand.

Come on, come on.
- Sign this please.

Now brother Taji has also spread
the word in the whole village.

Now we cannot even use the ladder.

I say, when Mahi comes make her
sit here and tell her everything.

Absolutely.

No buddy, in the whole world,
only Mahi trusts me.

She will be heartbroken.

Jass, now or later you'll
have to break her heart.

That's what I don't want to do.

I thought that slowly I'll
make place in Mahi's heart..

so that this lie
doesn't matter to her.

Stop thinking about things slowly.

By now that
brother-in-law of yours..

must be bringing her
father and coming here.

You're talking about
making place in her heart..

we won't get any place to run.

You want place to run? - Yes.

We want place to run not
to be killed. Your suggestions!

We will finish off this story.

You.. along with Preet..
who my family think is my wife..

run away with her. Yes.

What will be the loss with that?
- The benefit will be..

idiot, people ask for benefit
and you're asking for loss.

Its one and the same thing.

Listen, my family will
think that the tenant, Honey..

has run away with their
daughter-in-law Preet.

Then I will take a stand.

I'll say, I don't want
such a wife at home.. - Jass..

And the Honey,
who has done such a dirty deed..

his wife who the
family think is Mahi..

we won't keep her also in the house.

We will throw her
also out of the house.

And after that I and Mahi..

will take a room on rent
outside somewhere and stay.

After 2-3 months Mahi
will trust me even more..

I will tell her everything.

After that I'll come home
and fall at the feet of my family..

and then 'happy ending'.

Got it?

I've understood the idea generally..

explain to me one thing.. I mean..

I have to run with her, right?

Yes, buddy.

That's it. We are going to do this.

Not 'going to do this'.
Do it right now.

Okay.

Take this, sir. I have done the Job.

it was Parvati's last memento.

We lost that too.

All right. Now there's
no cause for trouble left.

"The lanes will get lonely,
where Mirza roams."

Hey! What's happening?

I'm taking your
daughter-in-law along.

Jass! Goldie! - Yes, yes.

Look, a stranger is eloping with
the daughter-in-law of our family.

Stop him!

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Stop him! He ran away with
the honor of my family! Stop him!

Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Don't turn off the scooter.

What happened, Mr Dhillon?

I say, this useless guy
your husband is like a snake.

What kind of a joke is this?
- I'm not joking.

I'm of your father's age.
I'm telling the truth.

Your husband eloped
with my daughter-in-law.

You didn't believe me, did you?
Come on. I'll show you.

Hurry up. Put on the gear.
- There's no gear in this.

Oh, God! You don't have a gear.
Your husband doesn't have a brake.

What should I do?
Hurry up. Hurry. - Leave me.

I'll leave you.
Let's go. - Daddy! Dad.. - Hurry up.

Daljeet! Daljeet!

Yes? - Daddy! Daddy!

What's the matter?
- What I was afraid of has happened.

Daljeet, daddy has eloped
with the woman upstairs.

Let's go.
- Sit behind. Sit behind quickly.

Let's go quickly. - Father,
what have you done! - Oh, God!

I won't spare you today.

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Everyone dances on others' weddings.

But there are only
troubles at my wedding.

He ran away!

Fatso!

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Rap Lines

Rap Lines

Rap Lines

Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop here! Stop!

Here? - Yes.

I've got my daughter
married into this house.

Did you see? I've got my
sister married into this house.

My brother-in-law
lives upstairs on rent.

I'll slap you. My son-in-law
is the owner of this house.

I am not crazy that I saw..

your daughter and my
brother-in-law together.

I'll kill you!

We are crazy that we came with you.

Do whatever you want to, inside.

Let's go. - Let's go.

Mr Buller, sign. Sign. - Come.

Where are we running away,
we will give the payment.

What happened?

Sir, the tenant upstairs
eloped with your daughter.

Your brother-in-law eloped
with my daughter. - Did you see?

Which way did they go? - That way.

Do one thing.
Throw this guy in the Jeep.

Please spare me.
The doctor has forbidden me..

Daddy, you want to save
your neck or being the Head man.

I think if there is going
to be a problem there..

Mr Buller, you sign first.
- l won't do.

Let's go. Let's go.

Where do I sit?

He has to sit.
You get down. Come on.

Let me sit in the car.
I won't be able to stand.

if you can't stand in the Jeep..

how will you stand
for the elections?

Sit. - Daddy, sit. - Let's go.

Let's go. - You..

You don't even know how
to ride the scooter fast.

Honey, everyone's following us.
Drive faster.

Goldie, go slow. I might fall down.

The one who's father has fallen..

it doesn't matter to him
if his wife falls too. - What?

Hurry. Hurry.
Faster. Faster. - Oh, God!

Drive slowly. My neck will break.

My sister's life
is being ruined and..

you're concerned about your neck?

Phone.. Honey..
Honey, Jass is calling. Honey..

Hello? - Goldie and daddy
are following you. Drive faster.

How do I drive fast?
The fuel is almost empty.

We'll be done for. - What? - Yes.

Why don't you ever
get fuel filled in the car?

Brother, whenever I come to you..

I get fresh fuel worth Rs 50 filled.

I didn't know that
I would've to elope today.

idiot.

Did you see? Now do you believe me?

See, he's eloping
with her in front of you.

Where do I see?
I can't see anything.

Don't you have eyes?

Who's calling?

Hello, daddy. Where are you?

I am going.

Have some shame.
Your friend eloped with your wife.

When I'm not worried about it,
why are you so worried?

Forget it.
Come back quickly. - Get lost.

Had you brought your friend's wife?

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Talk softly. I'm getting disturbed.

I'll talk loudly. You shut your
ears if you're getting disturbed.

Move your hands from my ears.
- l won't.

Goldie, look how he is hugging Mahi.

He will defame me in the city today.

He has no patience at all.

People will say that
my father doesn't..

know how to elope with a girl.
- Of course. - Faster.

How much more faster should I go?

Daddy, don't try to run.
Daddy! - Daddy!

it's on reserve. - What happened?
What's the problem now?

What a trouble!
I told you to buy a new one.

Move ahead. - Daddy! - So..

Stop the Jeep! My neck broke.

it won't stop. it won't stop.
Keep driving. Keep driving.

Even roadway buses stop
when someone feels nauseous. - No.

My neck is breaking,
but you won't stop the Jeep.

Keep quiet. Hello. Yes, brother.

The.. the money will be
sent to you in a while. His sign..

Yes, he is Just about to sign. Yes.

No, no. it's nothing.
My sister eloped with someone.

Why are you telling everyone?

Sign it. I will do this Job too.

You..!

There he is. Look.

Accelerate. Faster. - Don't
you feel ashamed? You've a scooter.

You should've put in some more
money and bought a ladies cycle.

it would have run faster than this.

Follow it.

Today we have to follow..

What are you doing?

Help!

Sir, let me go.
My father has a lot of contacts.

Should I call my father?

if you call anyone, I will slap you.

if you murder someone, the
law may give you death sentence..

but I will forgive you.

But if you elope with
someone's daughter or sister..

then I won't tolerate it.

I can never forgive you. Sorry.

Sir, look.

Our guy is also eloping.

So many people are following him.

Go. Run away. Run away.

You Just said that
you can't forgive me.

I'm not Akbar to keep my word.
I'm Sikander. Go away.

Start the motorcycle.
Hurry up. - Yes. - Go. Run away.

Sir, it doesn't start.

Try harder.
Hurry up. - It doesn't start.

Okay, let's look for another
transport. Come quickly.

Stop. Stop. - Stop. - Stop. Stop.

Follow those cars quickly. Hurry up.

Sir, I'm not well.
I can't go faster than this.

You'll speed up when we hit you.

I've fallen sick because I was hit.
- Come on. Don't make excuses.

Now you'll sit with your senior
officer? Stand up. - Sorry, sir.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Ride faster. - Come on.

Come on. - Come on. - Come on.

Go faster. Go faster. Come on.

Come on. - Don't let them get away.

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Go faster. Go faster.

Sir, I'm not well.
I can't go faster than this.

I'll slap you. Go faster.

Sir, you can slap me if you want.
But I can't go faster than this.

Don't do this, brother.
Look, please don't do this.

Please ride as fast as you can.

What worse can happen?

instead of hitting you,
people will hit my son.

Ride faster, brother.
Ride faster. - Okay.

Go slow.

I am going slowly.

I love my life more than yours.

Honey! What did you say? - l mean
I love your life more than mine.

"Carry on, Jatta!"

There he is! Get hold of him!

"Carry on, Jatta!"

"Carry on, Jatta!"

Don't be scared.
I'm here. I'll take care of you.

Here. I'll put cold
cloth on your forehead.

I swear, if I'd known
that you were really unwell..

I would've caught
some other rickshaw.

Don't be scared. Harjeet. - Yes?

Do you have an energy drink?

I don't have an energy drink, sir.
I've Chutki.

How will he get up with that?
He won't get up with that.

He'll have to be
slapped a few times.

Oh, no. The fuel is over.

The fuel is over.

What? - We are doomed.

Oh, God. - Get out. Get out.

Come. Come. Come. Come. Come.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Both of them are hiding
somewhere over here.

Mr Dhillon, if this proves
to be a lie, then I won't spare you.

Dhillon hasn't worn a black
coat Just like that. Come inside.

They must be somewhere around.

Goldie. Daddy took Mahi inside.

it's better that they go
inside instead of being outside.

At least we won't be humiliated.
Daddy, wait!

Daddy!

Don't pull my hand
or else I'll stop here.

is your hand the chain of a train
that it'll stop on being pulled?

What's wrong with you? - What else?

if I was late by even two minutes..

you would've taken
off your black coat.

Have some shame. Have some shame.

You are misunderstanding.

There's going to
be a big problem today.

God, please save me today.
I won't ever lie again.

First tell me why you
were holding her hand.

Forget all that.. try to understand.

Her husband has
eloped with our Preet.

Shut up. Mind your language.

He'll mind his language.
First tell him to mind his actions.

Oh, my God!
Why do they think I'm crazy?

Am I talking nonsense?

Listen. The noise
is coming from there.

They're over there.
Come. - Let's go. Come quickly.

Oh, God! Where am I trapped!

Mahi. - Jass.

I'm sure that you can't be wrong.

Mr Dhillon was accusing
you of disgusting things.

Their family is
full of crazy people.

Come on. We'll leave the
house today itself. Come on.

Take care of your neck.

Come on. - Look.
Here's your brother-in-law.

Ask him where my daughter is.

Mahi, I had told you.

I'd told you that he's having
an affair with Buller's daughter.

Mind your tongue! I'll slap you!

Please sign first.

I'll sign later. I'll hit you first.

Sir, you can hit him first.
We've to go to the shop.

We are getting late. Let's go, Mahi.

What is this? You too are having
an affair with the one upstairs?

You were the only one left.
You also hang me.

What do you mean by affair?
She's his wife.

His wife is his daughter.

My daughter is married
to Dhillon's son, not to him.

He is Mr Dhillon's son.

Who brought him along?
My brother-in-law!

You are Buller.

Me? Hit me.

Leave me.
Even in the court you get..

physical and deal with the cases?

You're so strange. You misbehave
with the honor of our family..

and we can't even hit you?

Should I write on a stamp
paper now that she's my real wife?

For God's sake, please take
this fatso away from here first.

When he's Mr Dhillon's son,
how do I say that he's a tenant?

I'm surprised, how are you even
listening to him? Beat this fatso.

if anyone even touches me,
I'll get sick.

The cars are here.
Sir must be inside.

Go and ask him. He is sir's son.

No, no. Don't go inside.
There is a lot of problem inside.

We don't have to party inside.

We've to solve the matter.
Come on. Let's go. - Hey!

Wait a minute. You're
going on extending the matter.

This way I won't
be able to go to Canada.

Let's go inside.
- Come on. - Let's go.

Listen. Come here.

She's my wife.

No, no. I'm not saying that
she's my wife. Because she's not.

I can say it,
as she's prettier than her. But no.

When she's my wife,
I'll only call her my wife.

He can't be trusted.
You stay behind. Stand with me.

Wait a minute.
I'll have to call Jass.

Preet! - Dad!

Come, my dear.

Mr Buller,
your daughter was eloping with him.

Who would she have eloped with,
if not him?

The one who's father is like that..

his daughter is
bound to be like that.

You..

Dad, Dhillon.

Dhillon!

Stop. Stop. Stop here. Come on.

Hello. - Let's go quickly.

Sir, won't you pay?

Do you've any money? - l think I do.

Take Rs 20. - This is too less.

We rode the rickshaw half the way.
How much more do you want?

This is strange.

if we start taking Rs 20 like that,
then we'll never progress.

Brother, a country where an
inspector is traveling by rickshaw..

how do you expect to
progress in such a country?

Come on. Let's run. Let's run.

Come on. Come on.

is he your son? - Father,
you've hidden this from us?

Who says he's my son? - l say.

He's a crazy man. You believe him?

Now you say something.

Who listens to me
between all of you?

I've been barking since one hour.
Now I'll only bite.

is there any sensible man
around or are you all crazy?

Mahi, you're sensible.
You say something.

Now how does it matter?

You idiot.
Now you put up some new drama.

Mahi, you tell them
he's your husband.

Just please take me outside
otherwise I'll go crazy.

I'd told you earlier there
is no use of going inside.

Come on.
- Hey, don't hug there. Hug here.

Shall I hug you?

Headman, have you come
to ask for votes here?

Beat him up.

You hold my neck,
I'll hold his neck.

Try and hold his neck.
I won't spare you.

We haven't held his neck yet.
We are only discussing.

How can you say such a thing?

Stop this. Does anyone hear me?

Keep quiet, everybody. - Quiet.

Quiet.

Why have you caught this boy?

What else shall we do? He has
run away with my daughter-in-law.

When he had run away earlier,
you didn't say anything.

Oh, God.
I'm in a mess. - One minute.

Who are you?
- l am the girl's father.

When the father has no problem..

that has daughter has
run away with someone..

what is your problem?

I have a problem.

Because his daughter isn't
married to him, but to him.

No, no, brother.
- Forget the visa, son.

I.. I.. - Don't call me again.

First ask the girl with
whom she wants to elope.

Excuse me.

Whoever wants to elope
with my sister can do so.

First, Mr Buller, please sign here.
- Get lost.

Listen to this.
He has ended the whole matter.

One must have such a brother.

Let's leave.
Everyone is easily free.

Enough of this drama.

First all of you tell me this.
Who is my daughter married to?

To him.

Don't talk rubbish.
He's my.. - Hey. One minute.

Now if anyone speaks in between,
I'll shoot him.

Let one person speak.

Yes, you carry on.

Mr Dhillon,
now accept that he's your son.

Now I will beat you. He is my son.

Beat me. Beat me.

Uncle, are there less problems
already that you're increasing them?

Honey is his son.

Jass, you say something.

Let it be.
What will we get by saying anything?

Have some shame. Have some shame.

People are calling
your father a liar..

and you say you have nothing to do?

What do you mean by father?
You must be Honey's father.

Hey, I am his father. He is my son.

Oh, God.

May you be doomed.

You are eloping with others.

Take care of your own,
who is going crazy.

You are going crazy.

I'm not Honey's wife.
I'm Jass's wife.

Really? You'll now say
I'm not Jass's father. - Yes.

His father is dead.

He isn't yet dead,
but you see, he'll die now.

He will die in front of your eyes.

Give me the gun. Let me kill myself.

if you want to die, go ahead.
But why with my gun?

The one bullet that I've shot,
I've to give an account..

for that also to the department.
How will I account for this?

As if the policemen give
an account of the bullets.

So badly you bit me. - Daddy!

Look, brother, for the sake of God..

tell us with a calm
mind what your problem is.

I'll tell you only
if anybody listens to me.

He is my son. My useless son.

She is his wife. He is my tenant.

And he eloped with
my daughter-in-law.

Are we barking like dogs?

He's your son.
My daughter is married to him.

She isn't married to him,
but to him.

My sister's married to him.

No. She is married to our tenant.

Hey, now who is this? - Our servant.

Oh, gosh. Now the servants
have also started talking.

You are standing quietly here?

I thought you've
only driven me crazy.

You've driven half the world crazy.

I ask you, who is your real father?

Tell us, who is your real father?

Useless kids.
Can't give me any happiness.

Do you understand anything?
- I don't understand anything, son.

But I am enjoying a lot.

Why are you looking here and there?

Will you ask them and then
tell us who your father is?

You're my son, right? Speak up.

Whose son are you?
You're my son, right?

No? - I am doomed. I am doomed.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

Your father will die.
Your father will die today.

Will die today. Will die today.

I'll go crazy, Jass. I'll go crazy.

I will go crazy. I will go crazy.

I will die. I will die. - Daddy.

Will die today.
- Daddy, what are you doing?

You aren't injured, but you've
got a lot of cobwebs on your face.

Enough now.

This is my father.

Jass?

Father, you are right.

I am your useless son.

Forgive me, father.

I had hidden the truth from you.

Not Preet, but Mahi is my wife.

To attain Mahi, I told one lie.

And to hide that man lies,
I'd to tell many more lies.

Along with you,
I'm Mahi's culprit too.

Son, you drove your father crazy.

But your father,
with a heavy heart, bore everything.

But the one with whom you've
to spend your whole life, stop her.

Mahi..

Mahi.

Mahi.

I trusted you more than God, Jass.

Was there anything
lacking in my love?

Why didn't you tell the truth?

Mahi, I know I hurt you.

But what could I have done?

I fell in love with
you at first sight.

You wanted such a
boy who had no family.

That's why to attain you,
I told a lie that I've no family.

if I had not lied, maybe today..

without you I would've
been left alone.

To make you my own,
my method may have been wrong.

But my intention wasn't wrong.

I love you very much.

Before the marriage, I wanted
to tell you the whole truth.

But the marriage
took place so fast..

that I didn't get a
chance to tell you anything.

"How do I explain to you?
it was a secret."

"l had Just attained you,
so I was scared."

"l loved you so much
that I couldn't tolerate it."

"Couldn't tolerate it."

"It was a small thing,
but I couldn't say it."

"I'll die. I'll die. I'll die."

I'm sorry, Mahi.

I was in love with you.

Even if you had told me the truth..

there would be nothing
lacking in my love.

I love you equally even
today as much as I did yesterday.

Forgive me.

But you won't lie to me again.

What if I do? - Jass.

You did not listen to me, right?

You eloped and got married.

Daddy, you had scared me that..

I'll beat you all
up in the police station.

So I got scared and eloped.

I will beat now also.. you.

When we give her gifts.

Daddy, we will make a deal. - What?

You don't beat us, by next year,
we will give you a grandson.

Then I also have a condition.
- What?

The son should be like you.

Thank you, dad.

You should also know
what a useless son is like.

I've Just realised today
that advocate Dhillon has worn..

this black coat Just like that.

Look, why have you
worn Just like that?

Father, you deserved it, that's
why you've worn it. - Absolutely.

My good sons,
full of fun and frolic.

Okay, tell me, Mahi.
Why did you get so angry?

Father was in my life,
not another woman.

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"What is the reason for this?"

Hey, straighten the camera.

"{No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"No girls look at us.
No one remains with us."

"What is the reason for this?"

"He is crazy. He is crazy."

"What do we do?
The heart is like that."

"l had heard of wingless birds."

"This is what I had heard."

"Those ride on a cycle
on Sunday and Monday."

"But.. but.. but.."

"My buddy is great."

"Ours is crazy. Ours is crazy."

"But what do I do?
My friend is great."

"Whenever I go out on my scooter,
I take someone else's shades."

"l am in love,
but where should I bring all this?"

"That.. that..
that.. that the thorn is stuck."

"He is crazy. He is crazy."

"But what do I do?
My friend is great."

"Your cheeks look
like a red tomato."

"Don't apply more makeup."

"She says I Just apply powder."

"l make boys like
you dance to my tunes."

"And.. and.. and.."

"Even then you're not appealing."

"Ours is crazy. Ours is crazy."

"But what do I do?
My friend is great."

"But what do I do?
My friend is great."