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When do we get to see God?

Everyone! It's starting.

Pay your respects.

Praise the Lord!

Look! There's a monkey sitting on the antenna.

Lord Hanuman himself has come to bless us!

Bhola!

Did you feed the Well-God, or hog all the fruit yourselves?

We fed Him!

Eating food without offering it to God...

… is a grave sin!

The electricity’s gone.

Cities are run by governments…

Villages are run by Gods!

Cut his kite, Bhola!

Our village’s honour is at stake!

We won!

Education be damned!

All he does is fly kites all day.

Does anyone know what causes a solar eclipse?

The moon revolves around the earth, and the earth revolves around the sun.

He's wrong, sir.

How can the earth revolve around the sun?

The earth rests on the Snake Lord's head!

Are you teaching them science or comic-book mythology?

The teachers have gone crazy!

They said the earth is hanging in space.

Look!

My sandals fell.

Not hanging in the air, are they?

And that education officer…

He was totally nuts!

In ancient times, when saints meditated,

demons would disrupt them.

The village next door is full of demons!

They don't believe in our God…

They have their own God.

All of you are filling his head with nonsense.

Demons aren’t real.

The only real demon is the one within us.

As long as the demon sleeps, everything is calm…

The day this inner demon wakes up…

Everything will be destroyed.

So you want to know the ‘TV mantra’?

Yes, Guruji!

Then surely you want the Brahmastra mantra too?

That's most essential!

Scram!

Get lost!