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real love making real orgasms

sweet sinner

and this this guy this this relationship guru

are you sure he knows what he's doing

apparently his workshops have saved a lot of marriages

but she wants us all to go so you know

okay Shirley

yes um

I'll be back in the office on Tuesday alright

thanks Shirley bye bye

whatever that was Wolf on the phone wasn't it

just admit it you think I'm gay

you think I'm sleeping with my best friend

it's emotional cheating Alexander

it's worse than sex but the important thing is

just to save our relationship

our relationship isn't in danger I told you that

welcome I'm Nick or as I'm internationally known

the relationship guru that's trademark by the way fall

I've had some really bad breakups and I thought well

maybe I should take a good long look at myself pull no

alright you do it catch him

this is interesting a love triangle

it is not a love triangle okay

that's so ridiculous

fool

Chasity has decided um suddenly

that she wants to explore outside of the relationship

with men I see full I'll just admit it

I was unfaithful I guess

I lost my sex drive

when I found out he was cheating on me

and this weekend

I'm gonna show you how to conquer your fears

rise above your anger and resentment

to get the relationship you deserve

all I ask is that you open yourselves to new ways of

thinking

that's the kind of commitment we need

to keep our relationships exciting

and alive

by the time this weekend is over

you'll feel like newlyweds again

uh hi

oh hello chastity

uh doing a little meditating

it's important to keep centered

looking within that's what it's all about

well I can come back

no no

no come sit down

so are you and Magdalen making any progress

you did very well during the trust falls

I haven't seen her all day

I think she just wanted to be alone

and that kind of LED to my current problem

your current problem

I did something bad

would you like to tell me what it was

I had sex with one of the other people here

I see a man yes

let me guess

was it Sean Darla's husband

how did you know

I've been doing this a long time

chastity and let's just say

I've gotten to the point where I know people

better than they know themselves

but we've been only been here since Friday morning

how could you possibly so tell me

how did it make you feel

well

a few different ways I mean sexually

did you enjoy yourself oh

my God yes

I've never seen a penis in real life before

and his is so big did you have an orgasm

more than just one

so are you afraid you might not be a lesbian anymore

well that's just it

right after it was over

the first thing I wanted to do was run back to my room

and just fuck Maggie I was so turned on

I wanted to tell her all about it and share it with her

so did you are you kidding

if I actually told her that

I slept with someone here at this workshop

while we're trying to save our relationship

rescue your relationship sorry

rescue my relationship

trademarked right

I have to protect my intellectual property

back to the issue at hand

what do you think is the right thing to do here

should you keep it a secret from Magdalene

I tell her everything

where's your conscience leading you

God I don't know

I just feel so guilty

and fucked up for doing this to her

and yet it was such a great experience

how could something that feels so amazing be so wrong

humans have been asking that question

since the beginning of time

but unfortunately the relationship guru wasn't always

around to lead the way okay

so what do you think I should do

well first of all

guilt never helps

it can't change the past and it could hurt the future

if you're feeling guilty

you'll eventually want to escape from it

cause it's a very unpleasant feeling

and when do you feel most guilty

when you look at Magdalen and think about what you did

so to get away from the guilt

you'll eventually have to get away from Magdalen

so what you're saying is

I'm not exactly rescuing my relationship

by feeling guilty about this good

you're getting it

you're beginning to understand the dynamics at work

here so I should tell her the truth then

not quite yet not until you know for sure what you want

you have to be prepared for any number of outcomes

once you break the news to her

well I don't know for sure what I want

I mean I've only slept with one guy

how do I know if I like it the next time

or if it's even worth giving up

Maggie and for

the fact that you have the presence of mind

to grasp the complexity of this situation

is very impressive so chastity

I'm gonna go out on a limb here

I don't usually do this but in your case

I'm prepared to make an exception

an exception what are you gonna do

I'm gonna help you

figure out whether you really wanna be with guys really

how

like I said

I prepared to do this myself

that's how much helping you means to me

wow

as we do this

I want you to pay close attention to your emotions

your desire

sensations of you

touching you

look at you this is kind of turning me on

good

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well

I guess we're on our own now

I guess so

it was definitely an interesting trip

don't you think

definitely

Darla

I don't know how to tell you this but

I have yet another confession to make you do

I guess I'm just hopeless

I wanted to be faithful to you

and I tried to be

but

I realized this weekend that I'm just not cut out for

monogamy

please don't get me wrong

I love you

you're the only one I really

really love

but sexually I don't think I have it in me to vow

I'll be faithful for the rest of my life

it's okay

it's okay is that what you said

yes it's okay

I understand

okay

well um

this isn't exactly what I was expecting

well

I realized some things about myself this weekend too

Sean

like I need to stop relying on you for my self esteem

I Learned that I'm sexy and desirable and

and

that my life won't end if you and I aren't together

and that other men still find me very

very attractive

whoa

I didn't realize you got all that out of this weekend

well

let's just say

they don't call him the relationship guru for nothing

and um that's exactly why I

want to plan the next weekend getaway for you and I

ha

a swingers retreat what

yeah I think it would be fun ha

where is my dollar and who is this imposter

oh I'm sorry

did you like the other dollar better

actually

I think I can get used to this new toilet

very

very fast

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oh I missed this not too long

you beautiful man oh

take it off of me

I love the way you touch me mmm

I love touching you

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I love the taste of you

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so

so

I guess this is it then

well we tried

yes we did

we really tried to make this relationship work

being a traditional lesbian couple was important to me

and I know you tried to give me that

we both tried

but I guess sometimes

fate just has other things in store

I guess so

well I hope this will be a new beginning for both of us

I suppose that's what it is isn't it

it's not an ending

it's a new beginning

great I'm up for new beginnings

now

can we stop this lesbian processing and get to the sex

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it's okay

thank you mommy

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oh Maggie

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you know

some people just have calling

a destiny if you will

and it's hard to explain it to the average Joe

but when you have a destiny you can't fight it

like Jesus Christ

he had a destiny

you know who else had a destiny

Spider Man

do you know who Spider Man is

I relate to those guys

cause I know how it feels to have a gift

that you just have to share with the world

like that saying

with great power comes great responsibility

well I try to live that every day of my life

but I guess it's not only the giants of the world

who have a destiny

probably even regular people have a destiny too

just a smaller one

like you

don't you feel that you have a destiny

I think my destiny

is to meet you

I think so too

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