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I am Doru, he is Ionel,
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and we're with the Public
Works Department.
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FROM THE PREVIOUS EPISODE
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After years of being treated
like dirt by drivers...
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We showed off over a beer.
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Never mind, we'll rob
the armored van!
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The bar owner, a shady guy,
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took it very seriously and
now he's forcing us to do it.
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You will do the heist.
'Cause you said so.
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Good day, Ma'am!
You're about to get robbed.
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To persuade
the traffic lights guys,
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threaten their families,
their friends...
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Some hoodlums sheared Maria,
look!
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Our burglars
stained my wedding dress.
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Pee?!
-Boys, look.
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It would be best for everyone
if you behaved.
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Who stands to lose most
if this heist goes ahead?
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Us...
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Look at those drifts!
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We don't have a metro!
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Want to watch The Heat again?
-No, they have guns.
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The Town?
-Guns.
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Only The Italian Job
has a no-gun robbery!
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Ionel, this is just ridiculous.
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Hey!
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What's up, boys?
-Just watching a film.
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Happy birthday, Doru!
-Thanks.
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It's your birthday?
Why didn't you say?
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I don't like celebrating it.
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I knew, and I got you muffins!
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I'll leave you two.
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Just look at her.
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I have a guilty conscience.
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What for?
-Lying to Mirela.
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Ionel...
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Mirela can't know anything.
Same for Elena and Maria.
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It will be very dangerous.
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Don't breathe a word!
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Here's the plan.
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Plan A is for those lunatics,
Plan B is for us.
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Plan A: we do all they want.
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Plan B: we nitpick about everything.
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Cars, equipment, info.
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And we keep putting it off.
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How?
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The armored bank van comes this way.
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I change that light,
so it goes that way.
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Then...
-What?
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At least we have
a Plan A for those lunatics.
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But we'll make a Plan B, for us.
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What's plan B?
-Plan B is this.
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After the underpass,
we direct it left.
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In Plan A.
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In our secret Plan B,
we put up a traffic light there,
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and force it right.
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Got it?
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I'm on it.
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And that's how we strike.
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I don't like your plan.
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Why would it turn left and not right?
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So no.
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No what?
-I don't like it either.
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Too many variables.
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Well, you plan it if you're so smart.
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Pass me the car.
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Right.
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It needs to go
from point A to point B.
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We need to make it
turn right here.
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And there's a traffic light here,
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so here's where you boys step in.
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This is a Polish model,
very hard to connect.
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But I'm sure Ionel will find a way!
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Right, so we label
this intersection Node 1.
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Next, we ask the armored van nicely,
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with two police crews,
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to make a right here,
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and label this Node 2.
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Aw, how cute!
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In pink!
-Never mind, let's move on.
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What about this intersection?
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I'll whip up a construction site
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and divert traffic left.
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We'll label it Node 3.
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Right.
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So the car makes a left, and then?
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Well...
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It goes on and on this way...
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out of the underpass,
and into this intersection.
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Who handles this one?
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Gelu!
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Get some boys and
set up roadworks there.
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Divert traffic left.
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Yes, Boss.
-And this is our Node 4.
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So through the underpass,
onto the street where we'll ambush...
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And this is where you two come in.
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To rob it, as it were.
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Well, no.
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We don't like your plan either.
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Why not?
-It...
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It gets in the way of our plan.
-Exactly! We...
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took measurements on site.
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Either you let us do it our way,
or do it your way and leave us alone!
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Or...
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Let's vote.
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Who's in favour of the initial plan?
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And who's for our plan?
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Right, plan voted.
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Now for the date of the heist.
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When will the armored van
carry most money?
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On the 15th.
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Two weeks from now.
-I can't.
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Why?
-Too busy.
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Getting married.
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But he says "I do" on Saturday.
We strike on Friday.
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Mr. Adi, if they like voting,
let's vote.
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Who's for the 15th?
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Against?
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We strike in two weeks.
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What am I going to tell Mirela?
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We'll think up something.
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"Sorry, love,
the day before our wedding
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I have an armored car to rob!"
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The voting idea was yours!
-You didn't vote to change the date!
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So much for Plan B!
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We’ll come up with a Plan C.
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Like what?
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Here, you pick the radio channel.
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Radio on!
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Plunge and twist.
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You try.
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And twist.
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Next time you get assaulted...
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Are you crazy?
-Stay out of this.
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I'll get a shiv.
-No, that can get you expelled.
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Nail scissors, though,
are self-defense.
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I made a little pocket
under the waist for the scissors,
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so you don't waste time
going through your bag.
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There.
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Perfect.
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Thanks.
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Sweetie, make sure
you go straight for the jugular!
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Oh, come on.
Remember the pepper spray.
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You want her stabbing people?
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Those bastards attacked her
and no one did anything.
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Not the police,
not you, not the school.
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I won't sit idly by.
-No, you're educating her!
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Wow, thanks! You remembered!
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Why is it missing a slice?
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Maybe it was the guys
who sheared your daughter?
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See? No stains!
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And it didn't shrink.
-Great.
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I hope you remember...
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We're going to church tomorrow.
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Church?
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To set the time for the service.
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Five more couples
are getting married that day.
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Then...
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Why are you undressing me?
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In case the priest tells us
to wait until the wedding night.
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In that case...
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Like it?
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Like The Italian Job
-Right!
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Listen, that load of cash
takes up a lot of space, right?
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How bulky would it be?
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In bills of 50 and 100...
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Twelve million, one hundred and fifty
thousand is about...
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About one thousand wads.
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Or 20 standard money bags.
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How big are those?
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40 x 60 cm.
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Anyone got a measuring tape?
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I thought something
small and fast would be best.
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It doesn't even have a boot!
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Look.
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Even I don't fit on the backseat.
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I'll find something else,
let's rehearse with this.
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Pardon my interruption, Mr. Adi.
A question about the plan:
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Once you have the van ambushed,
how will you open it?
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In case you have memory problems,
we haven't done this before.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Isn't it the bank's van?
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So?
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You think they teach us
how to jimmy it?
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I expected "Mr. Mobster"
to provide the solution.
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Not look like a deer-in-headlights.
-Now listen, sweetcheeks.
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One: mind your damn manners
and don't interrupt.
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Two: I did time for
attempted murder, not robbery.
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He wants 25% for logistics?
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Are you mocking me?
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Calm down!
-Hands off!
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Mocking me?
-That's enough!
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I'll find a solution.
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Meanwhile, can we
rehearse with this?
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Go, boys!
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Get out quickly and block this off!
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Put a couple over there!
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Good! More over there.
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Node 1, ready.
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Lawmen, ready.
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Node 2, ready.
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Roadworks ready.
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Node 3, ready.
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Node 4 ready too.
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Target approaching.
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Initiating.
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We're on.
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Go.
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Target approaching.
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The traffic is stopped.
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Turning green now.
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Come on!
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We're off.
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Approaching node 2.
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Crew 12, stand by.
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Target turning right.
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Node 2 successful.
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We continue to Node 3.
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You're welcome. Over to you.
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I see it!
-Stand by! Incoming in 10, 9...
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eight...
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seven...
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six...
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Hey, what-
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Target gone amok.
I repeat, amok!
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Not bad for the first go.
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Mr. Adi, your team's
pooped the scoop!
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Chill, this is Plan C,
not even planned!
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Let them bollix it up.
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I know, my fault this time.
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The van gave us the slip.
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We'll redo it until
it goes like clockwork.
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Fifty, seventy rehearsals a day.
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Anything it takes to do it right.
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Question:
Do the van guards have guns?
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Of course.
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But I doubt they have bullets.
-You doubt?
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And if they do?
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It doesn't matter.
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You block the doors
so they can't come out.
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How exactly?
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No idea,
I'll think about that too.
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First, let's think of how to
stop the van and open the doors.
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I'll do my homework.
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Fine, our work here is done.
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Our job is waiting,
see you for rehearsals.
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Wait.
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Overalls and ski masks.
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Hold on to them.
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Do we wear them for rehearsals?
-No, keep them,
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until the heist, then you burn them.
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I don't know about the boys.
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I'm not thrilled either.
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They're green, they don't even have
a criminal record.
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Everyone's late in each phase.
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Damn!
"Inabit" says they've been punctual.
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What's that?
-A birthday gift from my daughter.
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An Eastern European watch.
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Right.
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We need a better plan.
One they can't botch.
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The wedding crowns are meant to evoke
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the crowns of old,
worn by kings and emperors.
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They symbolize the pride, the honor,
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and the reward bestowed
upon bride and groom
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for their purity and virginity.
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So 3 o'clock, yes?
-Yes.
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Three precisely,
I have other weddings.
267
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,190
And confession?
268
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,010
We have to confess?
-Absolutely.
269
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:35,180
No confession, no Eucharist.
No Eucharist, no wedding.
270
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:39,120
Can't we do it the same day?
271
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,170
You're here.
Why not confess right now?
272
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,160
Father, wait.
273
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,000
We're sort of unprepared.
274
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,190
I'm totally prepared.
275
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,210
Hey, Ionel.
-Doru, I need to confess!
276
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,200
What?
-Before a priest, for the wedding!
277
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,240
So confess.
278
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,210
And our thing?
279
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,080
Not a word, got it?
280
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,200
I won't lie in confession.
-So don't.
281
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,080
Just leave it out.
No, that's still lying.
282
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,160
Lying by omission, but still lying.
A burden on the soul.
283
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,180
Ionel, anything you say
284
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:28,140
is a danger to everyone,
our families first of all.
285
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,080
And you can't confess
what didn't happen!
286
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,230
Ionel, can you hear me?
-I won't lie.
287
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,020
Hey!
288
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:48,030
What do you think?
289
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:53,020
You were right.
-Wasn't I?
290
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:58,040
Aluminum is much softer and lighter.
291
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:03,200
What's next?
-I need five more of those.
292
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,080
What?
293
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,170
Five, then we go to the glassblower.
294
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,070
Why?
295
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:13,150
Aren't we picking up the prototypes?
-Yes.
296
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,230
So you'll come pick me up
every day now?
297
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,230
If you want me to.
298
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,240
I won't get assaulted daily.
299
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,190
I'm not coming to guard you.
300
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,060
Really, Dad?
301
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:30,070
Suddenly you pick me up
from school, take me to the workshop
302
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:33,150
to work on the project
you don't even believe in?
303
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:37,090
I know you,
you're hiding something.
304
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:44,050
Father, I didn't observe Lent,
but at least I don't smoke.
305
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:47,230
Honestly now...
306
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:50,180
Did you commit the sins of the body?
307
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:53,220
Of both the body and soul.
308
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:56,100
That is not good.
309
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,170
Read the Paraklesis to the Theotokos,
310
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,210
and sin no more.
311
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,120
In the name of the Father,
and the Son, and the Holy Spirit...
312
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:10,160
Father, there's more.
313
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:14,200
It's a huge opportunity,
this crafts' fair in Bucharest.
314
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,090
When are you going?
-The day after tomorrow.
315
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,100
I'll come along.
316
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,220
No need.
317
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:27,030
What if I want to come along?
318
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:29,170
I'll just take a minibus.
319
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,150
What does the copper want?
320
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,240
Hello, traffic police officer Simion.
Your documents, please.
321
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:50,050
What have I done?
-I'll tell you in a moment.
322
00:23:56,170 --> 00:24:00,190
Teodor Leonte,
I should take your license.
323
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,030
This time, though,
you get off with a fine.
324
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:07,080
What for?
-You just ran a red light.
325
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,200
Me?
-Yeah.
326
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,230
First, I don't run traffic lights,
I fix them.
327
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:16,200
Second, I have a dashcam,
let's see the pictures.
328
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,180
Partner, do you copy?
-Yes.
329
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:25,180
The driver claims
he didn't run the red light and...
330
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,100
he has one of those recording things.
331
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:32,040
A dashcam!
-A dashcam.
332
00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:35,230
I see. Copy that.
333
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:39,030
Then he was speeding.
334
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,200
Copy.
335
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,200
Right!
You're getting fined for speeding.
336
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:49,030
The Captain wishes you
happy birthday.
337
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,170
What Captain?
338
00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:37,080
Morning.
-Morning.
339
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:52,170
EURO EST BANK
THE BANK OF YOUR DREAM
340
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:44,160
Daddy's hero, let's connect you
to the little robot.
341
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,090
Right.
342
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,140
Try it.
343
00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:20,030
Won't you let me drive you
to Bucharest?
344
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,170
Please.
-Dad, you're always late.
345
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:27,180
I won't be, I'm coming just for that!
346
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:32,110
It's important for me to be there
on time, people are waiting.
347
00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:37,190
Alright. Tomorrow.
348
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:40,210
But please be punctual.
349
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:57,010
No way!
350
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:01,170
It's the expensive one.
351
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:05,000
Yes, the nicer one.
352
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,200
How did you...?
353
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,230
I'll redeem it after the wedding.
354
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:19,100
I proposed to you with that ring.
355
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:21,130
And I said yes.
356
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:27,190
But it's more important to me that
we're both happy with the wedding
357
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:29,080
than to wear a ring.
358
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:33,240
And I don't care
if we won't have money.
359
00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:36,100
I care about you.
360
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,060
About the two of us.
361
00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:46,190
I need to tell you something too.
362
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,230
Try it on, alright?
363
00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:02,050
Who's there?
364
00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:11,010
I just wanted to look
through the peephole.
365
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,070
I got a speeding ticket yesterday.
366
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,110
The Captain's harassing me!
367
00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:34,060
They put a pick through my door!
368
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,020
You’re sure you don’t want me
to pick you up?
369
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:41,080
No, I'll see you there.
-Okay.
370
00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:53,210
What do you think?
371
00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:56,170
What's this?
372
00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:58,240
The interception car.
373
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:02,180
No, Mr. Adi, it's a Dacia.
-A Dacia Duster!
374
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:07,080
Roomy boot, new distributor,
fresh suspension bushes...
375
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,200
Even AC to keep your ass cool.
376
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,220
I can't get in a car like that.
377
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:17,080
It's fine for rehearsals, but for
the real deal I want a decent one.
378
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,170
Now you're nitpicking? Are you?
379
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:23,100
They drive, they get to choose.
380
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,230
So we don't have a car.
381
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:29,100
Fine.
382
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:34,220
Next time you tell me what car
you want, including the year!
383
00:30:35,010 --> 00:30:40,010
Let's rehearse with this one for now.
384
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,060
What are you doing, dimwit?
385
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,200
Who left this in my door?
386
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,090
Wait!
387
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,190
We cooperate.
What's with the threats?
388
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:54,100
Police fining Doru,
mobsters wrecking my home!
389
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,160
I can't work with this stress!
390
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,020
Sucker, you think we're idiots?
391
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:04,210
That we'll just believe you?
-Mr. Adi, please, let's calm down.
392
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,120
Let's rehearse.
393
00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:19,220
Move that ambulance!
394
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,090
Get moving, boys!
395
00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:32,190
I told you to block the cars,
forget that shit!
396
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:35,010
Lawmen, ready as always.
397
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,170
Node 1, ready.
398
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,170
Stop fiddling with it!
399
00:31:40,210 --> 00:31:42,180
We'll get shards in our eyes.
400
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,010
Play dead!
401
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,100
Put some oomph into it!
402
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:53,070
We're done here.
Node 3, ready.
403
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:55,080
Node 4, ready.
404
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:01,110
We're waiting for the van.
Good luck.
405
00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:05,220
We can see it.
406
00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:09,180
Copy that. Node 1?
-Light turning green.
407
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,070
It worked, next time we'll take bets.
408
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,100
Van turning right.
409
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,150
What are you doing?
410
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:43,080
Target moving straight.
411
00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:47,080
I repeat:
The target went straight, not right.
412
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,230
Node 2, failed.
413
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,160
Not my fault, Boss,
they missed it!
414
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,080
Your mum missed her period!
And you'll miss your salary!
415
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,210
No worries,
they're sabotaging themselves!
416
00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:03,240
I notice rehearsals
are going from bad to worse.
417
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:07,110
Now what?
Head back to the warehouse?
418
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:09,050
For a parent-teacher meeting?
419
00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:12,090
Anyone copy? It's the van!
420
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,000
The van is coming my way!
421
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,010
Yes, target sighted.
422
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:22,020
Duster, step on it!
423
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,180
Great time to show up, dipshits!
424
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:31,100
Just half the route left,
then we can go home.
425
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:41,040
For the next rehearsal,
the Police should learn from Mr. Adi
426
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,010
and manage their intersection!
427
00:33:44,050 --> 00:33:49,130
Understood, we'll fix it next time.
Sorry.
428
00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:55,090
HOW WAS LUNCH WITH THE GIRLS?
429
00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:57,090
Getting to the underpass.
430
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,090
We're in the underpass.
431
00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:03,210
I hope Node 4 is better organized.
432
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,060
SOS, the target braked suddenly.
433
00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:13,130
What are they doing?
434
00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:17,130
Shoo!
435
00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:20,040
Get going!
436
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:32,000
What was that?
-I don't know.
437
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,070
What's wrong?
438
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,210
Freeze!
On your knees, hands up!
439
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,210
Up!
440
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,210
We want to help you, not rob you!
441
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,050
Shut up and put this on.
442
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,100
Crap, you're in on it!
-Shut it and move.
443
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:59,050
Ionel!
-Shut up!
444
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:02,040
Hands up!
445
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,020
Get back!
446
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,050
You think you can cut through
with that?
447
00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:43,240
Shut up!
448
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:19,050
Doru. Doru, what's happening?
449
00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:20,180
The heist.
450
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,010
No! This is a rehearsal!
We're rehearsing!
451
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,090
No, Ionel, they suckered us.
452
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,120
But we're not dressed!
453
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,090
Guys, this is a rehearsal!
454
00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:36,050
Shut up and put that on!
455
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:45,010
Such a tainted portrait
of today's society.
456
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,130
Shush, and hands behind your head!
457
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:52,200
Tired, dickheads?
458
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,180
Move!
459
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,240
Alarm code 22!
We've been robbed.
460
00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:07,120
Two suspects in a red Dacia Duster.
461
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,000
What are you waiting for? Scram!
462
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,140
No.
463
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,030
No.
464
00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:30,020
We won't do any heist.
465
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:33,170
It's done already, Grandpa.
Shoo!
466
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,190
We refuse to shoo.
467
00:37:35,230 --> 00:37:38,200
Let the police come,
see what you've done.
468
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,090
Criminals!
-Fine.
469
00:37:41,130 --> 00:37:43,020
Let's see who they believe.
470
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:51,220
You will tell them the truth
and so will we.
471
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,100
Sure.
472
00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:01,200
Ionel, let's go.
473
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,170
I'm not moving.
474
00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:07,180
I don't want to go to prison
and lose Mirela.
475
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:11,070
Mate, whoever Mirela is,
if you stay, you lose her.
476
00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:12,210
Stay out of this!
477
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:15,130
Let's go.
478
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:19,200
Doru... I want to marry Mirela.
479
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,030
Mate!
480
00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:25,090
Go marry that woman,
have kids with her,
481
00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:27,090
live happily ever after in love.
482
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:30,190
Stay here like an idiot
and you'll get locked up.
483
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,100
Let's go.
484
00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:50,090
They tasered me.
-Plan C is now Plan A!
485
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:53,200
They tasered me!
-I know, now what?
486
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,090
An amandine, please.
487
00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:37,150
A bright red car
with a hole in the windscreen!
488
00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:40,020
We stick out like a sore thumb!
489
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:43,240
Where to?
-Head for...
490
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,240
For Bucharest!
Out of this damn town!
491
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:50,160
To the anti-corruption unit!
492
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,240
I can't believe they tricked us.
493
00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:55,180
We did it! We actually did it!
494
00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:59,120
Why didn't we leave the car there?
495
00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:03,100
Why didn't you tell me?
496
00:40:09,010 --> 00:40:11,100
Floor it, Doru! Floor it!
-Where to?
497
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,240
To Bucharest!
498
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,080
What?
-It's red.
499
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,000
Our car is full of stolen money!
500
00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:24,140
And the police are behind us!
501
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:27,220
Go!
-Running a red light is bad luck.
502
00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:29,130
Move it!
503
00:40:58,090 --> 00:40:59,180
Okay.
504
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:03,110
We'll go to Bucharest another way.
Turn around.
505
00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:16,080
Shit!
506
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,210
Go left, easy!
507
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,120
Our wheels screeched!
508
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,010
You're never happy with my driving!
509
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:34,220
They didn't even tell us
where to go next!
510
00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:37,070
Where the hell are we?
-Brake!
511
00:41:57,180 --> 00:41:59,130
Take a right! Right, now!
512
00:42:11,110 --> 00:42:13,140
Where are you going?
-No idea!
513
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,200
Now what?
Do we cross the river?
514
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:39,180
Maria...
515
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,080
Sorry!
516
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,070
Careful!
-Doru!
517
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,170
Watch the-
518
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:17,100
What now?
519
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:21,140
Get the hell out of town
and to the anti-corruption unit!
520
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:24,070
You want to refuel with that cargo?
521
00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:27,000
I can't answer all your questions.
522
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,140
You can't?
523
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:33,080
Did you or did you not
promise there'd be no heist?
524
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,230
Yes, but...
-I'm not done!
525
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,190
What's that in the back?
526
00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:42,110
I was wrong, now what?
-Thank you.
527
00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:43,240
I'm sorry!
528
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,150
What?
-What?
529
00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:50,020
Keep going.
-Going where?
530
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:53,210
Traffic light boys, where are you?
531
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,240
We've been looking for you.
532
00:43:56,030 --> 00:43:58,080
What are you doing?
-Shut up.
533
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:05,120
Your fingerprints
are all over that radio.
534
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,220
Want to go back for it?
-Just drive.
535
00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:09,100
Faster.
536
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:12,090
Actually, no, go slow.
537
00:44:12,130 --> 00:44:15,240
I swear, you...
-Stick to your driving.
538
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,240
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